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[rajaniesh]

Supercharge Your Data: Advanced Optimization and Maintenance for Delta Tables in Fabric

Dive into the final part of our series on optimizing data ingestion with Spark in Microsoft Fabric! Discover advanced optimization techniques and essential maintenance strategies for Delta tables to ensure high performance and efficiency in your data Ops

Welcome to the third and final installment of our blog series on optimizing data ingestion with Spark in Microsoft Fabric. In our previous posts, we explored the foundational elements of Microsoft Fabric and Delta Lake, delving into the differences between managed and external tables, as well as their practical applications. Now, it’s time to take your data management skills to the next…

[all-this-panic-still-no-disco]

asked my professor what this ‘noodle-shaped thing’ on the chalkboard was in front of our 150 person class, thinking it was some fancy greek letter i didn’t know about

turns out it was the number nine

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

Me: (randomly deciding to throw a pen at my 18 year old coworker, nailing him perfectly in the back right between his shoulder blades)

18 year old coworker: *registers that he’s been hit, looks around on the floor for a bit, then holds up the pen accusingly while looking me dead in the eye*

Me: *I am not a subtle person and I smile accordingly*

18 year old coworker, still trying to be deadpan in the face of zero remorse: You’re trying to hurt me.

Me: Just your feelings.

18 year old coworker: *actually laughs, which is surprising for a kid who is usually Serious All The Time*

[zarla-s]

Thinking about Engie coming from generational wealth again

("How did Engie get into a nice restaurant dressed like that" if you have money you can do whatever you want)

[patreon]

[alliebirb]

my trope of ALL time

[jazzically]

Martin would never say this to Jon outright, but he is downright unlikable at times. Flare-ups or not, illness or not, Jon is known to be abrasive and condescending and overall rude. It rubs people the wrong way. They’ll ask Martin what’s wrong with him in a hushed tone when they think Jon isn’t listening. Martin shrugs and drinks whatever cocktail he’s decided upon, and he’ll say that Jon isn’t everybody’s cup of tea.

Which is true. Jon is Martin’s cup of tea.

— and i have seen the eternal footman hold my coat by sarahbacou on ao3

[neonlitlesbians]

banner for the main 8

[hexbaiting]

Lokius moments that altered my brain chemistry [1/?] ↳ pussycat

[megsdoodletag]

Ummmmm Morty with... a mortal that Likes Him? 👀 No preference on mortal appearance (blank gray slate works), not necessarily sexual? Totally OK if not I just don't know where your boundaries lie

thanks for asking bout boundaries! For shippy stuff I have less issues with rating and more issues with content, largely because I'm. Weirdly Particular about characterization, esp when it's my version of the character, if that makes sense. So, if I get a request and I personally think 'he would not say that' I probably wouldn't go for that one. if that makes sense. Apologies in advance.

So, speaking of character. Mortarion is not one of the uh. Easier primarchs to hang around. He's Pressed in both the Re- and De- directions and also acts like this:

This man does not say 'lets take Ibuprofen together' because he is too busy flushing his mood stabilizers down the toilet. he thinks taking them would be 'cheating.'

HOWEVER.

All is not lost, we can work with this. He doesn't really hate baselines, and despite his habit of self-isolation, given the way his early days went I'd argue he's actually quite desperate to be social. He Likes People, that's why he became the Reaper. Man specifically likes to have His People, and His People are generally the hardy, direct, loyal type. You understand the legion values, pull off some consistent competency, show you can keep up with the gang, and he's got your back.

possibly related: I think about that excerpt where he rescues a marine by literally scruffing him out of a pile and like dusting him off before setting him down again like 'there u go. continue with your destruction my child.' like. not infrequently.

All this to say, I think with a little bit of ye old human persistence hunting stamina someone could get through to him. Even convince him to use a pillow every so often.

....it still might take him a bit to get a bedframe.

[waffle-time-god]

Do you ever think about the five years Goku almost completely gave up fighting to raise his son only to have his four year old taken away from him before being killed because he was too weak? No? Just me?

[please-let-this-work-oh-my-god]

Chapter 6 checkup (The text on Vertin says "Alive but gay" btw)

Inspo (also spoilers for Madoka Magica and Ninjago lmao):

(Fyi, I didn't know how to do the gray out thing so the black text is supposed to stand in for that)

Up to date version of this image with chapter 7 spoilers below the cut

[keywhole]

hello yamten nation

[finalfroevo]

Does that mean your pokémon can snipe someone with a distance attack from the buildings or something

[zylphiacrowley]

Pakige today. Special pakige delivry. comes today.

[bruhstation]

who here loves divorce? I do. here's captain star and captain zero: two people who can't help but drag other unwilling people into their huge mess! including the youth. can't forget the youth

(bit of ramble in the tags)

[hanzajesthanza]

i’m sure i said this already but regis swearing when quoting angoulême’s phrases is too dangerous. he could bypass his social etiquette, if only he prefaces it with “as our darling young angoulême says”