#a ghost and his roommate

[nonetoon]

A ghost and his roommate go to the beach 🐚

[notasouleater]

Fanart of @nonetoon’s ghost (sans roommate) bc his beach outfit enamored me so. Also left handed from memory

[roughsketch2010]

Fanart for @nonetoon ocs!

[gray--abyss]

@nonetoon 's A Ghost And His Roommate comic is good

[boyplushie]

going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

[machveil]

Roommate!Simon Riley that looks at you and his heart squeezes, beats against his chest until it nearly hurts. something about seeing you in the morning makes something click in his brain - your hair messy and a little matted, soft pillow lines on your cheek, eyes half lidded and groggy. it makes him feel off, a sensation that makes his jaw clench. he wants to nip and bite at you, squeeze you, hold you tight and never let go. he’s not familiar with cuteness aggression, hasn’t heard of it and is unfortunately unaware

Roommate!Simon Riley that thinks something is wrong. he likes you so damn much, why does he want to nearly maul you every time he sees you? it gets him worked up when he sees you lounging on the couch in ratty clothes, an old pair of shorts and a stained hoodie. cute. his teeth are itching to just bite at you, fingers twitchy with the need to paw at you. that’s not normal, right? isn’t he supposed to see you and want to hold you gently? act soft and mushy like a normal coupl—? well, you aren’t a couple. he doesn’t know where this is coming from, but he only has one way to work it off

Roommate!Simon Riley that’s been nailing the same punching bag for over an hour. his knuckles are numb at this point, sore and starting to get bruised, but, damnit, he’s still thinking about you. the other gym members are silently avoiding him, eyeing him as he takes another swing at the bag. you looked so adorable eating breakfast, dropping your fork and grumbling— another punch. you looked so charming when you realized you put your left shoe on your right foot— another swing. another connection of his fist to the bag sends it flying, and Simon still wants to smother you lovingly

Roommate!Simon Riley that comes home sweaty and out of breath. he took a shower at the gym, but he decided to run home - took the long way. he hears you laughing, delighted little giggles spilling from your lips. he walks up behind you, looks down at your phone and hums, “What’s tha’?”, he asks. “Aah�� it’s a baby hippo! Isn’t she cute? I just want to squeeze her so hard.”, you coo, swiping to another video. squeeze her? “Really? Why’s that?”, he asked, attention drifting towards you. “I dunno, sometimes you just see something cute and want to crush it a little, you know?

Roommate!Simon Riley that does know, and suddenly he feels a little less weird about wanting to squeeze you until you pop, “Yeah, I get it.”

[batsyheere]

"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.

"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."

Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.

"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.

"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."

MICE.

Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.

-What have I done to deserve this.

Enjoy your lessons Tim-

His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.

[bratbio]

thinking about roommate!ghost, because I need him to see him slightly happy, and in a nice domestic slice-of-life because he deserves it.

and how he puts up a craigslist ad for a roommate, he's gone too much to actually care for the flat---price put him up to it to get one, the flat not the roommate, because everything be damned if he had one of the other's hear he needs something; someone like that.

he's quick to the point about it--how much the rent will be, their room, the commons room where they'll both reside, how there's only one bathroom, where the kitchen is small.

no pets allowed, no people over without telling him---the whole nine yards, which in his opinion is completely fair.

and lucky him---this pretty little thing shows up at his doorstep.

she's a cute little thing, teetering on their feet as they await for him to open the door, and when it does swing open---he sees how her eyes widen just the slightest amount with how his frame fills in the doorway. he's all but blocking her, and don't forget the fact he's wearing his mask---forgot to take it off, sometimes he's just too comfortable with it.

but she's not even put off by it, just a smile up his way, a cock of her head to the side, adjusting the strap on her back, as she nods at him. "Hi, Simon, right?" and her voice is the sweetest thing he's heard---or maybe he's been with the boys too long, too much of Soap's snoring in his ear.

he grunts, nods his head, "Come in," voice gravel-like, low and sees how she steps in without an ounce of fear in her, slips past him and he could smell the perfume she has---something warm and comforting, his eyes half-lidded watching her back as she's already eyeing the bare living room.

the door shuts with a soft click, already wondering what she'll look like in the morning.

edit: the next part!

[basedjamil]

silly little retainerswap au . . . baur was a bodyguard for one of kalim's ancestors; kalim is at NRC specifically so that sebek can go without abandoning his post. the vipers are the traditional retainers for briar valley's royalty and they REALLY disapprove of lilia for book 7 spoilers reasons

[nonetoon]

I think Wilfred (ghost) would be so scared of Jack Stauber’s music

[german-ghosts]

I have a feeling that Urs got is name from Claudius cos it’s short for Latin for bear (Ursus). He was called Bear because he dressed like one.

That's such a sweet idea! And also quite plausible, I'd say, because I can definitely imagine Claudius pointing at Urs in terror while loudly exclaiming, "Ursus!" when he saw Urs for the first time.

On that note, I really hope we'll see their first meeting in the show. Those two have been around for a very long time and I for one would love to see how a Neanderthal tries to explain to a Roman with nothing but noises and grunts and barely understandable Latin that he is dead now and no, the others won't hear him even if he shouts really loudly and yes, they're trapped within the boundary of the camp and no, they can't leave, not even if they run very fast towards the barrier.

[hiding-under-the-willow]

what do you think about zloy and lyarrah in this au, are they friends concerned if his well-being or just people who sometimes helps pix in gathering evidence

I think they're definitely friends! I also think they're totally on board with the whole investigation the first few times they go out to the house, the things going on there are pretty compelling afterall, and this is probably the most enthusiastic Pix has ever been about one of their cases. (I feel like Pix might’ve been the skeptic of the group before this point, probably part of the reason the sudden encounter with real ghosts sends him spiraling while the other two seem to manage okay)

But anyways eventually they've been to this house several times and the stuff happening there is incredible yes but y’know they kind of seem to have gotten the most compelling evidence they're gonna manage and it's not seeming to reach the people it should be, and their followers are getting annoyed by the repetition, and, well, the whole thing seems to be taking a toll on Pix. So they go to him like "Hey buddy, we're starting to think maybe it's time to move on, for your sake and the show's." And Pix is like "but we're so close 🥺", so they give in and agree to one more investigation of the house, hoping it'll satisfy him and things can go back to normal.

And then one more turns into about five more, and at this point Pix seems to be maybe losing it a little and Lyarrah and Zloy are probably plotting how to put a stop to all this right about the time Pix finally has his big breakdown putting all the puzzle pieces together about Grian and the Ghosts and what's going in next door and gets all three of them kicked out and banned from returning.

They get a moment of fleeting relief where they're like. Okay certainly that'll put this whole obsession to rest. It's not like we can investigate any further. So they try to get Pix to take a little break, maybe talk things out with a therapist or something if he's really still hung up on the house. And he is in fact still hung up on the house. He is not hearing any of this moving on with your life bullshit he's gotta prove he's right because he's certain he is and I think this is maybe the point at which they realized he might be a bit of a lost cause

[deadpoetsandlivinglegends]

Petition to make Dream Boy by Beach Bunny THE Anderperry song

[machveil]

Roommate!Simon Riley that locks up for the night. go ahead and get ready for bed, Simon will double check that all the doors and windows are shut and locked. he wants you to feel safe in your shared apartment - he’s more than willing to protect you, but it’s still good to make sure everything is secure. if you hear something and come padding to his room all you have to do is knock, Simon’ll shove you into his room and take a look around the flat

Roommate!Simon Riley that puts your safety first - from the mundane to the unpredictable. he rests his hand on the edge of cabinets and counters when there’s a chance you could hit your head, a hand gently guiding you away from the street so he can walk closest to it. his eyes are always scanning for any danger before drifting back to you

Roommate!Simon Riley buys you pepper spray - even if you can defend yourself he’d still like for you to have a third option. what do you mean third? sure you could protect yourself, that’s a good plan b. the first option, and Simon’s favorite, is him tagging along whenever you go out. no one wants to mess with a bulky, gruff man wearing a mask, his body shielding you from any unwanted attention

Roommate!Simon Riley that has you wear his dog tags when you’re out with him. while he ignores the warmth blooming in his chest, it’s really so he can make sure you come home with him. he makes you promise that you’ll give them back to him at the end of the night - or early in the morning if it’s a really late night out. he’s not trying to ruin your chances of meeting anyone… he just wants you to come home safe and sound with him

[deus-ex-mona]

i miss her…

[nonetoon]

A ghost and his roommate and great memories 🦷