#accidental observations

[tavolgisvist]

gif by evansbuckely

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man, you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long

(I Am The Walrus, 1967, Magical Mystery Tour)

Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me

(She Came In Through The Bathroom Window, 1969, Abbey Road)

Tuesday afternoon is never ending, Wednesday morning papers didn't come. Thursday night your stockings needed mending, see how they run!

(Lady Madonna, 1968)

“Every Tuesday, Paul and I used to go to the pictures. One night, John, Paul and I went out for something to eat to a little cafe. We had nearly finished the main course and they both winked at each other and then they started to have this terrible row across the table. I’m thinking, what’s going on? They were shouting at each other until we all got thrown out so we didn’t have to pay.”

(Iris Caldwell, Oct 2012, BBC News 12: Looking back at the birth of The Beatles)

Paul's Tuesday as the theme of an animated film based on David Wiesner’s children’s book and the track on Paul’s Working Classical

Just for fun - and for your, lovely @i-am-the-oyster, joy <3

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 345

Let it be known that none of them actually expected the idiots’ of the week’s ritual to work. The summoning hadn’t worked for literal centuries- everyone knew it had been sealed away, presumably forever!

(Of course they had no way to know that in the Infinite Realms actually used the term forever as a measurement of time, what with how time itself wasn’t particularly linear within. And to beings that could hypothetically live for eternity? Forever was a nice vacation time really) 

So maybe they hadn’t been exactly focused on stopping the ritual as much as they could of been, and by the time they realized it was working, well, it’d been a bit too late then. So yes, mistakes had perhaps in fact, been made. 

First had come the chill, the cold of the ground as your body was lowered down, the cold of your blood dripping from your living corpse. Then came the shadows, the darkness creeping along their vision as their soul slipped from their body. Followed by boiling heat, flames scorching through their flesh and tearing from their chests like a blade piercing their hearts. 

The form that emerged was massive, a cloak dripping crimson fluttering in the wind of an unseen battlefield, verdant flames licking at the air and causing the surrounding shadows to writhe. A dark growl echoed through the building, the stone below them shaking while deathly green eyes glowered down at the living with utter contempt. 

“Do any of you imbeciles know how long it takes to get ghostlings to sleep-” 

[r-aindr0p]

mar should go to legoland

Eeeee here, more of the lil guy(s) for you all !! Weird jelly colony, guy, sting ambush thing (and thank youuu drawing lil funky things with legs is really fun, glad the whole invasion drawings were appreciated hehehee)

The lego thing is because I explained that a siphonophore is basically like a giant lego statue, one big thing but it's made of many little independent pieces fused together. Mar would probably love Legoland yeah

He would waste his magic reserves and UM themselves so everyone gets to have fun yeah

Biggest thing Mar has paralyzed was.... Sebek's horse... He got promptly banned from ever signing up into the honse club.

Bonus Mar getting hydrated

[livingfurnace]

cavik (read: my son) is beautiful and i love him dearly

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

so does steven know who rose really is? yet?

Does he.... act like he knows...?

[forzaredflag]

Thrilling update on the marco + condoms situation

As you can see from the above photos, the condoms were provided by the hotel. Marco did not buy these, and judging by the plastic still on them, it’s clear they have not been used.

(I’m now imagining marco posting this with the intention of trying to make a joke abt how it’s weird the hotel provided him condoms but accidentally giving his fans a heart attack bc literally no one took it that way)

[mushyfart]

when your trying to live your life as a plagerist but a recently escaped psych ward patient wont let you

[xxplastic-cubexx]

was watching apocalypse with my brother and once the cerebro scene popped up he was like 'charles has a helmet like erik, only instead of keeping people out, he tries to reach out and connect with others' like guys i need to bash him with a rock

[raens-art]

[clumsypuppy]

AND I MET THE CHANGE GOD TOO. OKAY. COOL OKAY

[ctl-yuejie]

a taste

[prismbearer]

Do you think the idea of severance came from Harmony's own desire to be free of the grief and ties to the labor they endured at that Factory?

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 187

Clockwork would openly admit that he couldn’t see Danny’s timelines. Not since the moment he stepped into that portal and became something more. A child of Infinity, of the very Realms itself. 

But he’ll also admit that it always meant that the child surprised him all the time. This just happened to be a startling surprise, and an admittedly amusing one, even if Danny was openly complaining about the situation. 

“It’s not fair! You have to be able to fix this, right? Right?!” the ghostling, quite literally now, practically yanked at his cloak. “Clockwork, I was going to graduate, I can’t be two! Please, you’re the master of Time, you can fix this right!?” 

No, no he could not, seeing as young Daniel was in fact, immune to timeline machinations, doubly so for his own. To the ghostling’s open distress, which he did his best to soothe. What he could do instead, was stop time in his home dimension, and instead let him age back up again. 

Which the young halfa wasn’t happy about, but it was the best thing they had, so Clockwork supposed he had a ghostling now. A tiny adorable ghostling who kept pouting each time his much younger body had any sort of effect on his behavior. 

He’d never exactly had a ghostling before, nevermind one who was part human, but he would admit he honestly was enjoying it. Most time was spent alone, something he hadn’t realized until Danny ended up crashing into his unlife. 

Honestly he would openly admit that he absolutely adored his little ghostling. Who was now around four, at least physically, and had gotten into the adorable habit of curling up in the pendulum in his chest. Which was honestly the safest spot in Long Now, he’d admit. 

The singular issue however, with this habit, was that when someone attempted to summon him, they got his ghostling as well. And well, normally he could very much control himself for these summonings that happened every few hundred or so years, but well. There was a reason why even the Observants had stopped popping in the moment they realized he had a ghostling. 

Nesting ghosts do not mess around should they feel one is messing with their very vulnerable child, and really it’s not his fault the mortal cultists woke up and startled Danny. Perhaps deleting them from the timeline was a bit too far, if the other mortals rapid paling was to go by, but oh well. 

[dafpork]

dafpork is like a modern day speakeasy to me because everyone comes in like it’s forbidden but since it’s the modern day it’s perfectly normal. Little secret club

LMAO YES!!! THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ANALOGY.. AND SEE IT'S SO FUNNY because i'm like I DON'T WANT IT TO BE FORBIDDEN... i'm such an accidental hypocrite in that regard because i'm like "i want more people to talk about them i want people to be loud and proud it makes me sad to hear that people might have been initially embarrassed to ship them there's so much to love :(((( anyway here's my SHITTY ART of these people i HATE i'm so EMBARRASSED thanks for putting up with me in my SHAME CORNER UGH i'm so EMBARRASSED they're so EMBARRASSING i SUCK they SUCK it all SUCKS" LOL and i do mean it in a joking manner... mostly... but i'm kind of now at the point where i'm like. Okay well you're going to have to put in some more legwork if you want people to talk about them. (but, again, just the fact that people talk about and support them enough is so great! it's so weird and wonderful to me that people are calling it on dafpork on platforms other than this one, people who may not know i exist... it's cool hearing a term you and your friend came up with in a private discord be used, it shows how much growth there HAS been since there really used to be nothing!)

a dafpork speakeasy sounds so cool though oh my god can you imagine Porky and Daffy themed cocktails...............

COME JOIN US AT THE DAFPORK SPEAKEASY. which, you are not supposed to advertise that a speakeasy is a speakeasy. but it's subversive. like Daffy. or something. this is your sign to play pig and duck with us. yes you

[djevelbl]

I'm SO mad bc I wanna get into watching The Realm SMP but I'm like. allergic to streams or something and idk when anybody streams or which vods to watch :/

[hellonerf]

i love crazy contrasting 1p2p in every way(not every way). so i always subconsciously have 2P rusame be friends. unlikely friends etc. in whatever weird school au theyre friends. meri was probably bullied until he started hissing at other kids or something while rus2 was just like huhh okay yeah okay what fine. rus2 found him in a broom closet and it was as awkward as it sounds. in the weird stuckin1Pcoldwar au i have theyre friends also in the torturous existence. 1P rusame is too weird life is too short lets tomodachi✌️