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your muse + you
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Sometimes I think about Rhaella Targaryen and cry
#el rambles#rhaella targaryen#got#asoiaf#I just think about what would if happened if she ran away with Viserys and Dany instead of dying in child birth#she could have actually raised them#and gotten away from the abuse of her evil brother husband#I know she would have loved Dany so much#dany would have been a mamas girl
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Shout out to the girls at Ulta who were so patient with my mom as you tried to explain to her that makeup and skincare are different from how they were 20 years ago (I’ve long been fighting that battle). You’re so welcome for telling her what you actually wanted to say to her, and your thoughts are valid, she’s just stubborn 💛
#Liz speaks#Liz’s personal tag#she hasn’t deviated from her routine in…yeah like twenty years#and I’ve been trying to get her to invest in actual skincare#she still hates makeup but knows she needs it from time to time or just in case#but she hates liquid foundation but wants the coverage#and I’m just standing there next to the consultant like…mama you need to make some decisions and or sacrifices.#and one of the other consultants passed me and whispered thank you#I was like it’s fine I’ll tell her what you actually want to say to her#you can too but I understand your hesitancy#we got her started though it’s fine
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evangeline's ability to see and communicate with spirits that still walk among the living along with being able to contact and hear spirits on the "other side." was inherited from her father. it is an ability that has been passed down through generations. he got it from his mother and she got it from someone in her family and so on. when she finally confessed to him that she could see the dead, he didn't react negatively. he knew what she experienced because he saw them occasionally and heard them too. she still retains this ability. becoming a vampire just made it stronger.
#& head canons ( all )#& head canons ( evangeline gallagher )#her father is actually very important to her lore so i will be talking about him often#he is who she got her irish heritage from mmkay#her mama is important too ofc but like#she was such a daddy's girl lmfao
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@beatingheart-bride
"Funnily enough, it never made me afraid of the water o-or whales o-or anything like that, when I first heard it," Susannah confessed with a small shrug and a smile: She could understand why it would frighten some children upon hearing it, but to her, she never questioned the inherent strangeness of the story, nor did it frighten her the way the tales of the Fae did. She just went along with its fairy tale logic, never giving it a second thought as a child.
"I just...thought it was very...well, very romantic, as a girl," she continued, her tone softening as she brushed a loose black lock of hair from her face as she recalled those childhood days of laying in a patch of sunlight in the living room, laying on her stomach as she reread the tale over and over and over again, always loving that the prince remained so true to Trembling, even when Fair tried to pass herself off as her sister. His putting the sword between them in their marriage bed, noting it would be cold come morning if she were trying to deceive him (and sure enough, it was), to say nothing of his determination in rescuing her from the whale, was so chivalrous and grand to her as a child that she always found her eyes roving over those paragraphs in particular, and those beautiful accompanying illustrations.
(Now that she thought about it, there was something strikingly similar about Philippe and the prince on the page...both in their personalities and in their angelic appearances, blond-haired noblemen who loved fiercely and loyally...)
She was quick to discard this overly-romantic notion, averting her gaze as she tucked the lock back out of her face, saying simply, "It...it was my most favorite fable growing up. Still is, I suppose. I...I enjoyed the love story then, and I...I still do now."
Even if I don't believe in love at first sight... she thought somewhat bitterly to herself.
#((my family had a cat like that! before i was born; my parents' next door neighbors had a cat they let out and he ran off))#((and as opposed to looking for him; they just went out and got another cat; so the runaway was adopted by my parents))#((he was a long-haired gray tabby they named greystoke and he ADORED my mother))#((to the point where he would get CRAZY jealous of my dad being anywhere near her!))#((he'd get between him on the sofa; on the bed; he did not trust him around mom; despite them being married!))#((he eventually chilled out but in those early days he was like 'nope! you're not getting ANYWHERE near my mama!'))#((to quote baby sinclair from 'dinosaurs': 'not the mama!'))#((and it's so sweet to see susannah really brighten when talking about something she holds near and dear to her))#((as well as for someone to actually enjoy listening to and talking to her; that's a huge deal to her!))#((she's kinda experiencing a little push and pull; she's starved for some positive human interaction))#((and even though she has her reservations; her uncertainties; her hang-ups; she's still enjoying the time she has))#((with philippe...blissfully unaware that they'll be seeing each other again much sooner than she thinks!))#((she's gonna be SHOCKED to see him outside the haberdashery come tomorrow evening!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Genderbent
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Beep!
#i have zebra finches and i call them the beeper!#their names are sir issac and mr big#they are actually brothers! both from the same mama bird and raised together#i also have parakeets#one of them is blanco#he's about... 7 now? and hes mostly blue with white tipped wings which is his namesake#the other is baby buttermilk#i got her around this time last year#so shes probably over a year old now#nearing 2 i think
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pls give me a scarab😿
What like a scarab seal?
You know you can find those online pretty much anywhere right?
But sure why not I have like a billion of them.
#scarab#egypt#answered asks#in character#layla el faouly#scarlet scarab#moon knight#(WHOA MAMA HAND REVEAL HI)#(this is my mom’s I think she got it at a gift shop somewhere idk)#(ok i asked her she has no idea where she got it from)#(it’s wood btw and super heavy)#(sorry you can’t actually have it anon </3)#🪲 anon#layla speaks
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ok au scenario where the tenmas are country kids (sort of) (in a "grew up in a moderately sized farming village" way) (rare fantasy-esque au setup where the tenmas arent royalty lol) (probably still rich tho) which you can tell if you look close enough. would they call their parents some shit like mother/father or something like mama/papa. this is a very important question
#encore au#<- yes this is about that#i can never escape them#i think in canon theyd be more casual with it. like mom/dad or something#mother/father would be funny though tbh#project sekai#<- for Reach#mama/papa is less likely but idk it just feels. better. in the specific dialogue/scene im thinking about#(post-clam conversation between tks/saki with ichinene eavesdropping)#from saki by the way. maybe its just a “grew up/processed their relationship with their parents differently” type of thing because i can im-#-agine tsukasa going like “yes....my mother and father....i hope they were well after i....Left” all dramatic like#meanwhile saki (one of the many pre-clam characters whos had time to think about it) who also spent more time with their parents growing up-#-anyway#and was probably closer tbh? i mean tsukasa kinda just#left#their parents didnt really want him to go be a knight because of haha. well. Complications. (that i havent mentioned anywhere because im#still thinking about actually adding That to the plotline). not in a “i wont let you leave” way but in a “but youd break our hearts way”#like unintentionally guilt trippy with it#so he said bye to saki and left with the next draft. So Then hes got a weird relationship with them#meanwhile saki and hona+shiho and their parents were the only ones after that who really hung out with her#so shed be like pretty close with all of them#their parents were ofc busy a lot of the time but they spent as much time as they could with her#she remembers them better and more fondly#i didnt mean to rant that much oops. uh. anyway this turned into an analysis post i guess?#i might settle with they just call them different things#wgatever. does anyone else have thoughts on this matter#guys be honest if you died before being able to make up with your parents you distanced from yourself for years#then only came back (alive) after they and everyone they knew were long dead would you call them mother/father yes or no#(/silly)#lol this is so incomprehensible
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Georgina 100% is the sort of person to remember the people she and her husband have been with or just really like in general ( the most interesting ones, anyways ) and constantly keeps in contact with them, writing to them and giving them frequent gifts at her whim
#hc; georgina leech#//I laugh at this bc like#//Inagine you’re just going abt your day and tuxedo’d men suddenly interrupt your potions class with an extravagant gift for yer teach#//And suddenly Floyd looks like he wants to murder your Prof#//Or Jade’s smiling like he’s 0.5secs away from destroying everyone in that room including himself#//But yeah; when you’ve got her favor in some way; she WILL be generous and doting#//To an almost excessive degree#//But KEEPING it is always the tricky part#//Gotta be INTERESTING; doesn’t matter how or what you do#//Bc once someone get boring; she drops them like a rock#//Is ACTUALLY capable of doing so quite easily; unlike her sons. And has done so many a time. And WILL do it again#//She’s extremely polarized like that; either you have her full ABSOLUTELY SMOTHERING ATTENTION#//Or you’re left fucken HIGH AND DRY without so much as a warning#//Yes it’s had people putting hits on her in retaliation#//Yes; she thinks it’s the funniest shit in the world#//‘WHY do you care so much? I don’t~ 😝’#//The entire Leech family practically giving Azul attachment issues kjdfgfdg#'These ppl will all leave me at any time; I CANNOT let my heart be swayed by them'#Gina; J and Flo: Octyy ^^ He will Never be boring#//Actually; I think Flo and J would actually be annoyed if their Mama called him Octy jdfbhgkdg#//Like 'That is OUR special name for him. Go after his mom or smth; smh-'#//Actually; they might hate that too; since how Gina'd pursue HER; they can't make Azu theirs if she does kjdbfdrg#//Unless you wanna dive into the fact that mers prolly don't give a shit abt human conventions/squicks; but THAT is a helluva can of worms#//That I will NOT touch jhgjhbk
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Conversations of various Robins and Batman that the JL has overheard.
Dick as Robin:
Batman: "Don't touch that."
*gets ignored*
Batman (more desperately): "Don't touch that! Robin I'll ground you!"
Robin: *snorts and continues to reach for the very dangerous alien object*
Batman (floundering): "I- Catwoman's out of Arkham! And if you touch that I won't let you see her!"
Robin: *gasps and backs away from it reluctantly* "That's no fair! I wanna see Catwoman and touch the thing!"
Batman, crossing his arms and looking very stern despite the objectively ridiculous situation: "Well, you can only have one of those things."
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Robin, starting to tear up and sniffle: "B-but I want to help other kids so t-t-they don't lose their mommy and daddy!"
Batman, deadpan: "That's not working on me, kid."
Robin, tears immediately drying up: "Was the mommy and daddy too much?"
Batman: *seesaw hand*
Robin, nodding: "I think I'll keep it to mama and papa - that usually works better."
//
Jason as Robin:
Batman: "Yes, Robin, your English teacher is an idiot when it comes to Shakespeare but that doesn't mean you can egg her car."
Robin: "What about her house?"
Batman: "That's actually worse than egging her car."
Robin: "Sooo, I should be allowed to egg her car because that's better than egging her house!"
Batman: "Should people be allowed to commit assault because that's better than murder?"
Robin, dead panned: "Isn't that literally what we do every night?"
(This one made Flash laugh so hard he pulled a muscle)
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Robin: "B, I just met Toy Man."
Robin: "Is that REALLY one of Superman's enemies or was that a joke? Please tell me it was a joke. He's like a level two Gotham rogue - his shtick is toys, Batman, TOYS. And I thought the Riddler was stupid."
(Superman tried to defend his honor and was ultimately defeated by the meanest thing to exist - a teenager)
//
Tim as Robin:
Batman: "Robin, explain the voicemail I got from the school."
Robin: "Didn't they already tell you?"
Batman, frowning heavily: "Humor me."
Robin: "My math teacher was being a bitch so I took apart her calculators and hid the pieces around her room and in her stuff."
Batman: "Including her salad."
Robin: "Including her salad AND protein shake."
Batman: "She's could have choked and died!"
Robin: "But she didn't! And anyway in my experience, people are SO much more tolerable when they almost died recently! Take my dad for example-"
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Batman: "Stop it."
Robin, grinning over his laptop: "I'm not doing anything."
Batman, exasperated: "Don't lie to me! That's your hacking face, Robin."
/
Steph as Robin:
Robin: "It's only glitter!"
Batman: "Three tons of it."
Robin: "... Did i mention that it's biodegradable so it's like totally okay for the environment! See, i DO think ahead sometimes!"
Batman, mumbling: "Maybe I should start putting glitter on your case files so you'll focus..."
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Robin: "It's because I'm a girl isn't it?"
Batman: "Me telling you to stop putting sprinkles on your pasta is completely unrelated to your gender."
Robin, taking a bite of her pasta monstrosity and pointing the fork in his direction: "Misogynist!"
/
Damian as Robin:
Robin: "But i only THREATENED to stab him. I didn’t actually stab him."
Batman: "..."
Batman: "That's definitely progress but still-"
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Robin: *cape starts to make a hissing sound*
Batman: "Robin.... What is in there?"
Robin: ".... Her name is Daffodil."
Batman, growing dread in his voice: "And what exactly is Daffodil?"
Robin, without misisng a beat and completely serious: "A beautiful young lady."
#dc#batman#bruce wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#stephanie brown#robin#truthfully I do not know Steph as well as the others so i hope my interpretation of her is to par#daffodil is a possum btw#and a beautiful young lady#batfam shenanigans#bruce wayne is a good dad#Bruce's kids tormenting him like god intended#catwoman#selina kyle#catwoman and robin my beloved
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Look.
This is a super easy litmus test.
If you are ever talking about someone in the context of human health and nutrition and they make a recommendation for fluoride-free toothpaste, you can dismiss their perspective on all other subjects relating to human health and nutrition.
If someone wants to improve human health but they're willing to profit off of fluoride-free toothpaste, they're either totally unaware of what they're talking about and are therefore not worth listening to, or they're a scammer and are therefore not worth listening to.
Lead Safe Mama sells a bunch of bullshit through Amazon affiliate links, but the easiest one to see right away as the sign of someone who cares more about their money than your health is fluoride-free toothpaste.
"Lead Safe Mama Says" is not a good reason to do anything except ignore whatever instructions follow.
There is definitely reason to be concerned about the lead concentrations in cassava flour, there are a few products that, if consumed daily, would put you at risk of having higher lead levels than recommended by the FDA.
But Lead Safe Mama doesn't bother with the FDA, the difference between the presence of lead and exposure risk, or the way that lead is actually tracked by people who are looking to prevent heavy metal poisoning.
Lead Safe Mama says "there is no safe level of lead according to the WHO." What the WHO means when they say that is is that there is no known safe level of lead in your bloodstream. What LFM means when she says that is "all lead is scary and coming to turn your children into autism zombies."
Lead Safe Mama was also the one who raised a huge stink about lead in Stanley cups and other thermoses a couple of years ago. There is lead in some of those products - it's present in the solder used to seal things and isn't bioavailable. Lead Safe Mama was also the one who was scaremongering about vintage plates. She tests for lead in paint using dubious techniques then over-states the risk of exposure and possible outcomes from exposure. There was a whole tumblr shitpost that went viral about it.
So this post (descriptions in alt):
Is entirely based on reporting by a lady who believes that childhood lead exposure is being misdiagnosed as autism, and claims that explains the current high rate of autism diagnosis. A lady WHO RECOMMENDS NATURAL CHELATION for autistic children when they are too frail for CHEMICAL FUCKING CHELATION.
There's a similar post by the same blogger circulating about this Consumer Report's survey of lead in cassava flour that says that Bob's Red Mill is showing lead levels that is 2343% higher than the Consumer Reports recommended .5 micrograms per adult per day (that .5 microgram number is itself modeled on California Prop 65 standards).
So that's got to be a ton, right, like a crazy amount of lead, right?
Nope. It's 11.715 micrograms.
That is below the 12.5 microgram per day reference value set by the FDA for people who are pregnant or could become pregnant, but definitely higher than the 3microgram per day value set for children. Probably your child should not consume a cup of cassava flour from Bob's Red Mill per day.
One point I'm making here is that actually Bob's Red Mill and Pamela's are actually probably fine with their CA65 warning labels - there's not an absurd risk of high blood lead levels from eating their cassava products.
The other point I'm making here is get this fucking autism mom and her bullshit bad science and her child chelation recommendations and her fluoride free toothpaste off my dash.
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grid dad - mv1
summary: max decides accidentally adopts the 2025 rookies and his life becomes chaos
folkie radio: HERE IT IS!! i thought it was super late to post this but you guys wanted it so i finished it! i hope you like it
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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yourinstagram hosted our rookie dinner tonight because someone had to adopt these kids before the season starts 😂 @/maxverstappen1 trying to teach them the racing line around our dinner table while I'm just making sure they're all fed properly. good luck this season boys! ❤️
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username1 OMFG THIS ???
username2 max casually having all the kids over help me
maxverstappen1 They're already asking when they can come back for dinner 🤦♂️
username3 MY HEART 😭 mama yn and papa max adopting all the rookies i can't
username4 the way he's actually becoming the dad of the grid at 27 💀
username5 max going from youngest driver to grid dad is the character development we love to see
kimi.antonelli best pasta i've ever had outside of italy!! grazie mille
lando this is so unfair, where was my rookie dinner in 2019??
username6 STOP this is the wholesomeness we needed before melbourne 🥹
username7 giving me flashbacks to when seb used to adopt the younger drivers
isackhadjar thanks racing mum and dad 😌🏎️
jackdoohan catch me sneaking back in for leftovers tomorrow 👀
alex_albon @/georgerussell63 remember when we just got a RedBull and good luck text?
username8 NOT THE 2019 ROOKIES GETTING JEALOUS
username9 max really just adopted them all ??? hello!!
olliebearman thank you for everything! ready for the season now 💪
gabrielbortoleto_ such an amazing evening! grateful for the advice and the food was 🔥
username10 THE 2025 ROOKIES ARE SO LOVED
f1 The Class of 2025 getting the VIP treatment 🤩
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f1updates Max Verstappen reveals the 2025 rookies have become regular visitors at his home after his girlfriend invited them for a pre-season dinner
"Yeah, it's quite funny actually. My girlfriend invited them all over and now they just keep showing up. Antonelli's always asking for her pasta recipe, Bearman raids our fridge like it's his own house... Doohan's basically moved into our guest room at this point."
"It's nice though, they're good kids. They ask a lot of questions about racing, but mostly we just hang out. YN loves it, she's always making sure they're eating properly and stuff. I think she'll be screenshotting their race results like a proud mom"
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username1 NOT MAX BECOMING A GRID DAD AT 27
username2 the way he pretends to be annoyed but we know he loves it 🥺
username3 ollie living his best life raiding their fridge i'm crying
username3 kimi antonelli getting that family support AND pasta recipes? unstoppable
username4 max and yn collecting f1 children like pokemon and we're here for it
username5 the way he's actually proud of them 🥺 dad max era
username6 most unexpected wholesome f1 moment of 2025 already
username7 remember when max was the youngest driver? now look at him being grid dad
username8 WHY IS THIS SO CUTE LIKE THOSE ARE HIS KIDS
username9 i just know yn will be cheering for them at every race like a proud mom
username10 WHAT IF I CRY RN
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maxverstappen1 Ready for Melbourne. Had a good winter break
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username1 2025 WDC ALREADY
kimi.antonelli thanks for the setup tips dad 😎
yourinstagram our kids are so talented 🥹
username2 HELP THE ROOKIES JUST INVADED THEIR HOUSE AND NEVER LEFT 😭
username3 not antonelli calling him dad i'm deceased
olliebearman fifa rematch when we're back? still saying you cheated
jackdoohan THANKS MUM AND DAD
isackhadjar best preseason prep ever 🙌
username4 the way this isn't even weird anymore, just max and his 5 adopted children
gabrielbortoleto_ those pancakes changed my life ngl
lando this is getting ridiculous, i'm moving in too
username5 yn collecting f1 sons every time max turns his back
username6 THIS IS THE WHOLESOME CONTENT WE DESERVE
username7 horner somewhere punching the air watching max parent the entire rookie class
username8 LANDO IS STILL COMPLAINING HELP
username9 the fifa tournaments at their house must be INTENSE
username10 THOSE ARE MAX'S SONS
username11 he really posted a picture with his girlfriend and pictures of their grid kids 😭 IM YELLING
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yourinstagram race day! good luck to my boyfriend and our... five adopted children 😂 still wondering how this happened but wouldn't have it any other way. make mama proud boys! ❤️ @/maxverstappen1 @/kimi.antonelli @/olliebearman @/jackdoohan @/isackhadjar @/gabrielbortoleto_
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username1 IM CRYING THOSE ARE THEIR CHILDREN
username2 the ducklings !!!
maxverstappen1 They're asking if we can have pizza night after the race 🤦♂️
kimi.antonelli grazie racing mom!
olliebearman promise not to crash dad's car 😇
jackdoohan home race AND family support, let's go!
isackhadjar thanks mom 🥹
gabrielbortoleto_ best racing parents ever ❤️
lando petition to be adopted too?
username3 NOT THEM ACTUALLY CALLING THEM MOM AND DAD NOW
username4 the way this started as a dinner and ended with 5 new family members
username5 ollie promising not to crash "dad's" car HELP ME 💀
username6 yn really said "i have 5 children now"
username7 mercedes wondering why their rookie keeps disappearing to verstappen family dinners
username8 the most wholesome timeline we never knew we needed
username9 verstappen family collection: ✅ max ✅ yn ✅ 5 rookies ✅ probably lando soon
username10 imagine telling someone in 2015 that rookie max would become f1's dad
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f1shitpost MAX'S FACE WHEN THEY TOOK KIMI. THAT'S HIS SON
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username1 the way max's face went 😦 -> 😳 -> 🥺
username2 they're interrupting their father-son time
username3 HEEEEEEELP THIS IS TOO FUNNY
username4 mercedes pr trying to prevent the adoption papers from being signed
username5 the way he immediately went to isack after this
username6 help why is this the most wholesome thing ever 😭
username7 the other rookies watching like "one of us, one of us"
username8 YN IS PROBABLY YELLING AT THIS
username9 he's taking the dad role way too seriously
username10 THATS A FATHER
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isackhadjar Not the way I wanted my first F1 race to go... but that's racing sometimes. Learning from it and moving forward. Thanks Max & YN for the emergency comfort dinner and pep talk (the cake was fire). Having the best support system helps a lot ❤️ On to the next one!
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username1 STOOOOOP THIS IS SO SWEET
username2 mom and dad to the rescue
yourinstagram always here for you sweetie! you'll come back stronger next weekend
maxverstappen1 Good weekend until the issue. We'll look at the data tomorrow 💪
kimi.antonelli next one will be better bro!
olliebearman you did great mate! also yn's cake fixes everything trust me
lando this family thing is getting out of hand... (yn can i have cake too?)
username3 NOT THE COMFORT DINNER FROM RACING PARENTS 😭
username4 yn really said "my son dnf'd? emergency cake needed"
username5 YN CALLING HIM SWEETIE AND MAX SAYING THEY'RE GOING TO REVIEW THE DATA? MY HEART THOSE ARE HIS PARENTS
username6 the way they all immediately gathered for support dinner 🥺
username7 verstappen family therapeutic cake session: activated
username8 my boy got the best racing parents fr 😌
username9 max analyzing data while yn bakes comfort food, perfect parenting
username10 most wholesome post-DNF recovery ever
username11 yn's cake solving all f1 problems one slice at a time
username12 lando still trying to get adopted in the comments HELP
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olliebearman P8!!! First F1 points in the bag! 🙌 Found this note in my driver room this morning and it gave me the extra push. Thanks @/maxverstappen1 and @/yourinstagram for being the best racing parents and sneaking into Hass to leave it 😂 Also mega racing from my bros today!Great weekend ❤️
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username1 AHHHH FIRST OLLIEPOINTS
username2 UMMM THIS IS SO SWEET??
yourinstagram SO PROUD OF YOU! 🥳 (also don't tell how we got into the garage)
maxverstappen1 Good job kid 💪 Now about that overtake attempt on lap 32...
kimi.antonelli my bro killing it! (but seriously how did they get past haas security)
isackhadjar crushing it bro! save me some celebration cake
gabrielbortoleto_ first of many points! 🙌 (yn's ninja skills are scary ngl)
username3 YN AND MAX SNEAKING HAAS TO LEAVE PARENT NOTES I'M DYING 😭
username4 the most supportive illegal garage entry ever
username5 THEY REALLY BROKE INTO HAAS FOR THEIR SON I CAN'T
username6 most dedicated racing parents award goes to...
username7 the note is actually so sweet though 🥺
username8 verstappen family really said "security who?"
username9 IM SOBBING THOSE REALLY ARE THEIR KIDSSSS
username10 I LOVE THIS LORE SM
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yourinstagram WHAT A DAY! 🎊 super proud of dad for the win (as always) but seeing three of our kids score points?? mom's heart can't take it 😭❤️@/kimi.antonelli P6, @/isackhadjar P8, and @/olliebearman P10 - YOU'RE ALL DOING AMAZING! @/jackdoohan and @/gabrielbortoleto_ your time is coming soon babies! now time to stuff everyone with celebration sushi
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username1 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
username2 MAX AND HIS KIDDOS
maxverstappen1 They're fighting over the last california roll as we speak 🤦♂️
kimi.antonelli best racing family ever 🫶 (i won the sushi battle btw)
olliebearman thanks mom!! also kimi definitely cheated for that roll
isackhadjar perfect day with the family ❤️
jackdoohan next race is mine! (save me some sushi pls)
gabrielbortoleto_ points loading... also who filmed kimi's sushi heist
lando this family content is getting out of hand (but can i come for sushi?)
alex_albon mate why wasn't there family sushi in my day 😫
username3 NOT YN CALLING THE WIN "DAD" AND THE POINTS "OUR KIDS" 😭
username4 the way she's actually more excited about the rookies than max's win help
username5 verstappen family sushi war is sending me 💀
username6 yn collecting champion boyfriend and point-scoring children
username7 toto sharing custody with max and yn wasn't on my 2025 bingo card
username8 jack and gabriel getting the "your time is coming babies" treatment 🥺
username9 isack really secured points AND family dinner we love to see it
username10 THE VERSTAPPEN FAMILY IS SO TALENTED
username11 lando trying to get adopted in the comments AGAIN 😭
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maxverstappen1 When you're on a two week break from F1 and want a nice time at home with your girlfriend but your 5 adopted kids refuse to leave the house... 🤦♂️ At least they're getting better at FIFA (still not better than me though)
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username1 IM DYING
username2 THIS IS SO REAL
yourinstagram you love it really 😘 (also kimi and gabe are banned from my kitchen after that pasta incident)
kimi.antonelli this is our house too now, no take backs
olliebearman jack's been hogging the sim for 2 hours, this is favoritism
jackdoohan not my fault i'm fastest
isackhadjar your couch is just really comfortable okay
gabrielbortoleto_ the pasta wasn't THAT bad...
lando might join the invasion tomorrow 👀
charles_leclerc mate your house is literally turning into a rookie daycare
username3 HELP THEY'VE LITERALLY JUST MOVED IN 😭
username4 max pretending to be annoyed while actually loving it: a series
username5 the pasta incident?? we need details 👀
username6 yn collecting children while max pretends to protest
username7 BEST THING ABOUT THE 2025 SEASON
username8 breaking: 5 f1 rookies stage permanent occupation of verstappen residence
username9 ollie really said "this is our house" the confidence 😭
username10 most expensive f1 daycare service
username11 "the pasta wasn't THAT bad" WHAT DID THEY DO
username12 max's villain to dad arc is actually complete
username13 yn somewhere: finally, i have all the children 😌
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f1gossip Spotted: Fighting for dad's attention again... Kimi and Gabriel arguing over who gets Max's feedback before the race 😭
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username1 the way max is actually trying to listen to both of them at once 😭
username2 yn in the back like "my children are embarrassing me again"
username3 HELP WHY ARE THEY ACTUALLY FIGHTING LIKE SIBLINGS
username4 THOSE ARE HIS KIDS FR
username5 kimi really said forget mercedes i need dad's opinion first
username6 ollie watching this like "amateurs, i already got my feedback during lunch"
username7 yn collecting more chaotic children by the minute
username8 I BET LANDO IS STILL JEALOUS OF THIS
username9 jack somewhere taking notes on how to get feedback without the fight
username10 the way max is actually giving equal attention to both 😭 dad skills on point
username11 toto watching his rookie choose max's feedback over merc engineers
username12 gabe really speed walking to beat kimi to max HELP
username13 remember when max was the youngest driver? now he's managing kid fights
username14 the way yn is just accepting this chaos now
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yourinstagram this isn't goodbye, it's just a new chapter ❤️ So proud of how you're handling this @/jackdoohan. you're still our kid and this house is still your home (yes, even the sim room 😉). the racing world hasn't seen the last of you, and until then, you've got your whole family behind you. love you lots sweetheart 🫶 also @/francolapinto welcome to the family, dinner's at 7!
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username1 THIS IS SO SWEET OMG
username2 SHE SAID THATS OUR KID FOREVER
maxverstappen1 The sim is always open for you. We've got work to do 💪
jackdoohan love you mom ❤️ thanks for everything
olliebearman our brother forever 🫶 (also i'm still slower than you in the sim)
kimi.antonelli family sticks together no matter what
isackhadjar we've got your back bro!
gabrielbortoleto_ you're stuck with us forever
francolapinto thank you for the welcome! (slightly nervous about joining this family 😅)
lando proper family you've got there. i still feel excluded
username3 NOT ME CRYING AT YN'S MOM ENERGY 😭
username4 "you're still our kid" I'M NOT OKAY
username5 yn really said "my kid lost his seat but not his family"
username6 jack still having his racing family is everything
username7 franco getting adopted before he even starts HELP
username8 most supportive racing family award goes to...
username9 "yes, even the sim room" knowing that's where he spends most time 🥺
username10 this family really sticks together no matter what
username11 franco about to learn what it means to join this family
username12 "dinner's at 7" yn adopting the replacement immediately
username13 the way they're making sure he knows nothing changes
username14 most wholesome f1 family doesn't exi-
username15 franco watching these comments like "what am i getting into"
username16 this isn't a racing family anymore it's a FAMILY family 🥺
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isackhadjar when @/olliebearman leaves his phone behind so max can take a pic with his actual favorite kid 😌
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username1 HELPPP ME
username2 MAX SELFIE ALERT
olliebearman DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW. also we all know I'M the favorite 😤
yourinstagram both of you are grounded.
maxverstappen1 Neither of you are the favorite. It's kimi.
kimi.antonelli AS IT SHOULD BE 😌
gabrielbortoleto_ this family meeting is about to get spicy...
lando still trying to figure out how max ended up with 6 children and i'm not one of them
username3 MAX ADMITTING THAT KIMI IS HIS FAVORITE JUST LIKE THAT HEEEEEEELP
username4 THE FAVORITE CHILD DRAMA I'M CRYING 😭
username5 yn having to parent a favorite child fight was not on my 2025 bingo card
username6 ollie somewhere sprinting back to get his phone
username7 max choosing chaos by saying kimi is the favorite HELP
username8 kimi really won the favorite child battle without even trying
username9 yn about to give the "i love all my children equally" speech
username10 isack really started a civil war with one post
username11 yn somewhere preparing the "we don't have favorites" lecture
username12 gabi just getting the popcorn ready for the drama
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yourinstagram last but definitely not least of our 2025 rookies making his debut! @/francolapinto you've worked so hard for this moment sweetheart ❤️ the whole family is so proud already. jack left you his lucky charm (yes I saw that), the boys have been sharing all their rookie race tips, and dad's already got your data analyzed. now go show them what you've got! also stop being nervous about family dinners, you're stuck with us now
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username1 MELTING AGAIN
username2 THEY JUST TOOK FRANCO TOO
francolapinto thanks mom 🥺❤️ (the note made me cry btw)
maxverstappen1 Remember what we discussed about turn 1. You've got this 💪
jackdoohan lucky charm worked for me, now it's your turn mate
olliebearman youngest sibling energy let's go 🔥
kimi.antonelli show them how it's done franco!
isackhadjar family's newest rookie about to kill it
lando this family keeps growing and i'm still not in it
username3 max and yn collecting another child: complete
username4 "stop being nervous about family dinners" WHY IS THIS SO CUTE
username5 franco went from replacement to beloved youngest child so fast
username6 yn's mom powers activated immediately for the new rookie
username7 newest verstappen family member making his debut
username8 all the siblings sharing rookie tips is actually so sweet
username9 jack supporting his replacement like a true big brother 😭
username10 "dad's already got your data analyzed" most supportive racing parents
username11 max is really a softie for this kids fr
username12 lando still trying to get adopted in the comments HELP
username13 most wholesome grid family keeps expanding
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gabrielbortoleto_ Some Spain prep in the sim 💪 Getting those lines perfect for next week.
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username1 HELP IS THAT MAX'S SIM ROOM??? THE HELMET IN THE BACK 😭
username2 the way he's just casually posting from max's house like it's normal
username3 this man really said "sim prep" like we can't see max's entire setup 💀
username4 they've actually never left that house have they
lando you guys really never leave do you
username5 LANDO IS JEALOUS WE CAN TELL
yourinstagram dinner's at 7 sweetie 🫶
maxverstappen1 I still live here too you know 🤦♂️
username6 bro posted from casa verstappen like we wouldn't notice
username7 "the sim" sir that's your dad's gaming room
kimi.antonelli It's my turn with the sim
username8 NOT THEM FIGHTING OVER THE SIM
username9 they really just live there now and think we don't know
username10 at this point do they even have their own houses
username11 yn somewhere baking more cookies for her permanent residents
username12 not even trying to hide that they've moved in permanently 😭
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yourinstagram MY BOYS!!! 😭❤️ @/kimi.antonelli getting his first podium AND @/maxverstappen1 right there to celebrate with him - mom's heart is exploding! so proud of both of you! (and yes I cried, a lot) also all the other kids running to the podium to celebrate their brother's first podium? this family i swear
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username1 IM SOBBING
username2 THIS FATHER AND SON
maxverstappen1 Super proud today 👏👏
kimi.antonelli thanks mom and dad 🥺❤️ (yn you didn't have to cry THAT much though)
olliebearman my turn next! also kimi you owe us dinner now
gabrielbortoleto_ podium celebration was worth the paddock pass violation
isackhadjar nothing can stop us from celebrating family wins
username3 MAX THE PROUD DAD
username4 yn crying more than kimi at his first podium is peak mom energy
username5 the way all the siblings broke paddock rules to celebrate
username6 security watching 4 f1 drivers sprint to their brother's podium
username7 toto watching his driver celebrate with the competition family again
username8 yn really crying like it's her biological son's first podium 😭
username9 THE WAY THEY ALL RUSHED TO CELEBRATE WITH HIM
username10 most chaotic podium celebration
username11 them breaking rules just to celebrate together is everything
username12 from max's rival team to max's son real quick
username13 most wholesome father-son podium in f1 history
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lando since max and yn won't let me join the family, i'm stealing some of the kids. taking these three to the f1 movie premiere while their dad's stuck in simulator duties
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username1 HEEEEELP
username2 I LOVE LANDO SM
yourinstagram take care of my babies! 🥺 and make sure they don't stay up too late, they have duties tomorrow! also ollie needs his allergy meds and gabe gets cranky if he doesn't eat every 3 hours and franco gets nervous in crowds so keep him close! text me when you land! ❤️
maxverstappen1 Bring them back in one piece Norris
olliebearman WE'RE NOT BABIES (but yes i packed my meds)
gabrielbortoleto_ already hungry tbh
francolapinto sticking to lando like glue don't worry mom
kimi.antonelli this is favoritism, why wasn't i invited 😤
username3 YN'S MOM INSTRUCTIONS IN THE COMMENTS 😭
username4 lando really kidnapped 3 verstappen kids
username5 yn listing care instructions like they're toddlers HELP
username6 max stuck in sim while lando takes his kids out
username7 "ollie needs his allergy meds" WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
username8 lando finally got into the family through uncle status
username9 "gabe gets cranky if he doesn't eat every 3 hours" EXPOSED
username10 THE ROOKIES + LANDO I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
username12 most expensive babysitting job in monaco
username13 lando finally found his way into the family 😭
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f1gossip SPOTTED: Max Verstappen and YN finally getting alone time on their yacht in St. Tropez!
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username1 THE ROOKIES ACTUALLY LET THEM HAVE A VACATION ALONE??? 😱
username2 breaking news: f1's busiest parents get a break
username3 somewhere in monaco 6 drivers are probably burning down the house
username4 first documented evidence of max and yn without children in 2025
username4 checking ig stories to make sure the house is still standing
username5 the kids finally let mom and dad have a date 😭
username6 I KNOW THE ROOKIES ARE CRYING BC THEY DIDN'T TAKE THEM
username7 most shocking f1 2025 news: verstappen parents spotted without children
username8 guarantee yn is still texting them every hour to check in
username9 max and yn experiencing peace and quiet for first time this year
username10 casa verstappen probably in chaos while parents are away
username11 who's taking bets on how long before one of them calls
username12 lando somewhere offering emergency uncle services
username13 giving it 24 hours before they rush home to check on their children 😭
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yourinstagram 48 hours of actual peace and quiet with @/maxverstappen1. no sim schedule, no driver coaching, no chaos... just us (already missing our chaos though 🥺)
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username1 MY PARENTS ACTUALLY
username2 they really left all the rookies at home help
kimi.antonelli mom please come back the kitchen is... concerning
kimi.antonelli unrelated but how do you get pasta off the ceiling
olliebearman franco tried cooking, it didn't end well
gabrielbortoleto_ this is betrayal
jackdoohan guys stop snitching on each other in the comments 🤦♂️ but also yn the washing machine is making weird noises
francolapinto didn't start the kitchen situation, that was ollie. also we miss you 🥺
maxverstappen1 We're never going home, the kids can find a new foster home
username3 THE KIDS FALLING APART WITHOUT THEM AFTER 2 DAYS
username4 six f1 drivers vs basic household tasks: a saga
username5 "how do you get pasta off the ceiling" HELP
username6 they really can't survive 48 hours without mom and dad
username7 max and yn enjoying peace while their house burns down
username8 GET BACK TO THE KIDS
username9 them snitching on each other in the comments 😭
username10 yn reading these comments while booking next flight home
username11 professional athletes vs washing machine: washing machine winning
username12 "franco tried cooking" immediate evacuation needed
username13 max really said we're never going back 😭
username14 yn's notifications just: HELP HELP HELP HELP
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maxverstappen1 Back to usual programming... Google search: how to kick 6 Formula 1 drivers out of my house? (Asking for a friend)
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username1 HELP MEEE
username2 THATS THEIR DAD
kimi.antonelli you'd miss us after 5 minutes
olliebearman we pay rent in entertainment
gabrielbortoleto_ you literally adopted us first
isackhadjar too late we have keys now
francolapinto who else would eat all your food?
jackdoohan you love us and you know it
lando make it 7 i'm coming over
yourinstagram babe you were literally just showing their baby photos to horner yesterday
username3 YN EXPOSING MAX SHOWING OFF BABY PHOTOS 😭
username4 "we pay rent in entertainment" they really do though
username5 max pretending he doesn't love the chaos
username6 man went from world champion to full time dad real quick
username7 "too late we have keys now" HELP 💀
username8 max's retirement plan: adopting every rookie
username9 yn exposing max's proud dad moments in the comments
username10 max acting like he doesn't love being everyone's dad
username11 man really adopted half the grid and is pretending to regret it
username12 FRANCO WITH NINO IM CRYING
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f1updates SPOTTED: Ollie Bearman caught sneaking into Red Bull garage to steal energy drinks... again. Dad's drinks hit different apparently
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username1 naur why he sneaking around like his dad doesn't LITERALLY DRIVE FOR THEM 😭
username2 caught in 4k trying to steal from his own family's garage HELP
username3 not him acting like a whole spy for some red bull
username4 the way he could've just asked max but chose crime instead
username5 he just wanted to see his dad
username6 THEY REALLY CANT STAY AWAY FROM MAX
username7 the way he's literally part of the family but still sneaking around
username8 times ollie's been caught stealing rb drinks: 27
username9 max's child getting caught robbing his workplace is peak 2025
username10 he wanted the family discount but forgot to ask first 💀
username11 max come get ur kid he's stealing from work again
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f1 Stefano's dinner for the drivers ! ❤️
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username1 the seating arrangements exposing the family favorites 💀
username2 kimi really secured the spot next to dad
username3 ollie at the other end like a disowned child HELP
username4 max keeping the good kids close and sending ollie to timeout with oscar
username5 kimi won the favorite child competition and it shows
username6 the favoritism is real and we have photo evidence
username7 ollie being exiled to the other end for crimes against red bull garage
username8 max keeping his well behaved children close and ollie in australian timeout
username9 kimi strategically claiming the favorite child spot
username10 ollie watching kimi get the prime spot: 🧍♂️
username11 the three good children got front row seats
username12 consequences of stealing red bull: banishment to oscar's end
username13 seating chart exposing family dynamics
lando at least ollie has oscar to console him 💀
olliebearman THIS IS LITERALLY BULLYING
kimi.antonelli earned my spot fair and square 😌
yourinstagram maybe if someone hadn't been caught stealing from the garage...
maxverstappen1 Good children get good seats 🤷♂️
oscarpiastri don't worry @/olliebearman we'll start our own family
f1world 24 hours after defending Bortoleto in press conference, Max Verstappen helps Gabriel in quali. Bortoleto makes Q3 for the first time thanks to Max giving him tows on track. Proud dad energy radiating from Red Bull garage 👀
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username1 journalist really made max activate super dad mode
username2 NOT HIM LITERALLY GOING TO HELP AFTER THAT PRESS CONFERENCE 💀
username3 THATS MAX'S SON FR
username4 max said talk shit about my kids and watch what happens
username5 man took "and i took that personally" to another level
username6 journalist accidentally unleashed father verstappen
username7 max really said watch me fix this real quick
username8 HELP HE LITERALLY WENT TO PROVE THEM WRONG
username9 max choosing violence via parent mode
username10 journalist opened their mouth and max chose dad revenge
username11 fastest parent response time in f1 history
username12 max: and here's what my children can do actually
username13 "disappointing? let me show you something"
username14 man took criticism of his kids personally and did something about it
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yourinstagram mixed emotions kind of day... but mostly just proud ❤️ our little family had its first racing incident (they're fine, already hugged it out before even leaving the track) and... GABE GOT HIS FIRST POINTS! P8! 🎉
the way maxie went straight from his DNF to watching gabe's race from our garage... my heart 😭 mow time for celebration dinner (yes kimi, you're still invited, stop texting asking if you're grounded)
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username1 MY FAVORITE FAMILY
username2 THEY'RE EVERYTHING TO ME ACTUALLY
maxverstappen1 Never missing a kid's first points even if i have to watch from the garage
gabrielbortoleto_ best racing parents ever 🥺❤️
kimi.antonelli thanks for not grounding me mom
isackhadjar family dinner about to be wild
olliebearman gabe finally joining the points club 🎉
username3 NOT KIMI ASKING IF HE'S GROUNDED 😭
username4 max dnf'ing and still being proud dad we love to see it
username5 the way they're actually parenting these grown men
username6 "stop texting asking if you're grounded" I'M CRYING
username7 max watching from garage after dnf is peak dad behavior
username8 most wholesome f1 family fr
username9 their parenting energy is too powerful
username10 gabe getting his first points on family drama day
username11 max going from dnf to proud dad mode instantly
username12 tried for drama, got wholesome family content instead
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maxverstappen1 We might have racing incidents, but these 6 are still my kids (even though they keep crashing my romantic dinners, stealing my drinks, and never letting me have alone time with my girlfriend) 🤷♂️❤️ Proud of everyone today. Yes, even you @/kimi.antonelli, stop sending apology memes now
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username1 SOFT MAXIEEEE
username2 im crying so bad
kimi.antonelli 🥺 sends another apology meme
olliebearman we crash dinners out of love
gabrielbortoleto_ best day with best family ❤️
isackhadjar you love us really
francolapinto we make life interesting admit it
jackdoohan family chaos is our brand
lando still waiting for my adoption papers
yourinstgarm OUR KIDS FOREVER 🥺
username3 "stop sending apology memes" HELP
username4 complaining about no alone time while enabling it
username5 kimi sending apology memes is killing me
username6 man really adopted 6 drivers and acts surprised they're around
username7 "we crash dinners out of love" I'M CRYING
username8 pretending to want peace while collecting children
username9 days since max last complained about his chaos: 0 days since he enabled it: also 0
username10 THOSE ARE HIS BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN
username11 man gave everyone keys then acts shocked they show up
username12 "these 6 are my kids" THE ACCEPTANCE STAGE
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Dad!Rafe coming home to an unexpected visitor...
Y/n sat on the couch, her baby gently cradled in her arms as she swayed back and forth, humming softly to soothe her. It was the end of a long day, and despite the overwhelming joy of motherhood, she was hoping that Rafe would come back home soon so she could have five minutes of ‘mommy time’. He had to leave today, much to his complaints, to go and check up on the Cameron Development office. She had encouraged him, why wouldn’t she? She knew how hard he had worked to get where he is, but it felt weird being alone with their daughter, the absence of his everyday presence for the past month was going to take a while to adapt to. Suddenly, there was a knock on the front door- a loud, insistent knock that echoed through the house. The voice that followed was unmistakable,
“C’mon, country club I ain’t got all day.”
Y/n’s lips curved into a small smile, recognising the familiar tone of Barry’s voice. She shifted the baby gently in her arms and rose to answer the door. When Y/n had first met Barry, she had been skeptical. After all, the guy was a drug dealer, and she knew well enough that people in that line of work weren’t exactly known for their warm personalities or moral compass. At first, she had kept her distance, unsure of how to navigate the relationship between Rafe's closest friend and herself. But over time, Y/n realised that Barry was a little different from what she had expected. He had never once treated her like an outsider, and while his exterior remained tough, he always showed her respect. Barry wasn’t as bad as people said.
In fact, they actually got along quite well.
As she opened the door, Barry stood on the other side, leaning casually against the frame. His eyes immediately flicked to the baby in her arms, but his expression remained unreadable.
“Hey Barry,” Y/n greeted, her voice soft and calm, “Rafe’s not back yet.”
Barry blinked, clearly surprised for a moment, then let out a low laugh. “Shi, my bad, princess,” he said, adjusting the weight of the bag he had slung over his shoulder.
“Wasn’t expectin' a welcome party.”
Y/n chuckled lightly and stepped aside to let him in. “You wanna come in? Rafe’ll be back in a bit- well I think...” Barry hesitated for a brief second, looking past her into the house before nodding.
“Aight, why not.”
Barry’s heavy footsteps filtered through the halls of Tannyhill, as he plopped himself down onto the couch getting comfortable, bag once slung over his shoulder now shrugged to the floor. Y/n navigated over to the kitchen, pulling open the fridge door, the cool air brushed past her face as her eyes scanned the shelves. She reached for a chilled pitcher of lemonade, balancing it with one hand while adjusting the baby’s position with the other. Grabbing a glass from the cupboard, she poured the liquid with practiced ease, the sound of it filling the quiet between Barry’s heavy sighs from the living room.
“Here”
She said softly, making her way back to him. With the baby still cradled in her arm, she handed him the glass. Barry took it, raising an eyebrow as he looked at the lemonade.
“No beer?”
He teased, a playful grin tugging at his lips. Y/n’s eyes narrowed slightly as she side eyed him, her head tilting just enough to give Barry a look that was equal parts warning and amusement.
“Don’t push your luck”
She murmured, her voice light but firm. Barry chuckled, throwing his hands up in mock innocence.
“Aight, aight, my bad mama”
He said, leaning back into the couch, the grin still plastered on his face. She rolled her eyes, but a small smile betrayed her as it tugged at her lips. Y/n eased herself onto the large couch, careful not to jostle the baby, who had begun to settle against her chest. Barry glanced over, taking a sip of the lemonade.
“You make this?” he asked, she gave him a glance, as she nodded, “mhmm.”
“S’good,”
He admitted, leaning forward to set the empty glass on the coffee table. As he looked to her his gaze softened slightly, he glanced at the baby in her arms, though he quickly masked it with his usual neutral expression.
“Man, Country Club got lucky with you," he muttered, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips, "ain’t no clue how he did that.”
Y/n chuckled softly, her hand gently patting the baby’s back as her little hand fisted her mother’s top. “He’s lucky, all right,” she agreed, looking down at her little girl, “but I think it’s the other way around most days.”
Barry raised an eyebrow at her, his expression changing a little as he took in the sight of her with the baby, a quiet respect in his eyes that he didn't often show. He cleared his throat, leaning back slightly in his seat as he tried to keep his usual tough-guy persona intact. His voice was quieter than usual, and Y/n caught the subtle shift, the care hidden beneath his typically gruff tone,
“How she doin'? Been a lotta noise in here tonight.”
“She’s good. Just a little fussy,” Y/n replied, smiling softly at the baby, “She’s usually like this around bedtime, but I also think she just misses her daddy…”
Barry grunted, nodding as he looked down at the baby in her arms again, the similarity between the little girl and Rafe was uncanny. The baby had inherited Rafe's striking blue eyes and even her furrowed brow mirrored Rafe's intense expressions, a trait that often unsettled those around him. It was as if a smaller, innocent version of Rafe was cradled in Y/n's arms. Suddenly, a wave of urgency hit Y/n. She gnawed at her lip as she bounced the baby in her arms slightly before she sat up on the couch moving towards Barry, speaking out,
“Hey, uh, do you mind holding her for a second? I really need to use the bathroom-”
Barry blinked, eyebrows furrowing in hesitation as she now stood in front of him, still gently rocking the baby in her arms.
“Listen, princess, I ain’t ever held no baby 'fore”
He said, his voice slightly tight, clearly uncomfortable at the thought. Y/n laughed softly before shaking her head, “It’s just for a minute. I’ll be right back. Please?” She shifted the baby in her arms, her gaze imploring. After a beat, Barry sighed heavily, hand rubbing over his face, though there was no real anger in his tone.
“Shi, alright, I’ll hold her.”
With some reluctance from him, Y/n carefully passed the baby to Barry, watching closely as he took her into his arms. He held her awkwardly at first, unsure of how to manage such a fragile little thing, but Y/n gave him a reassuring smile before quickly heading toward the bathroom.
As she disappeared into the other room, Barry shifted uncomfortably, trying to find a more natural hold on the baby. His hands moved cautiously, but as he adjusted, the baby made a little noise- a content huff- and he relaxed a little. He glanced down at the little face staring up at him, and for a second, his usual bravado slipped. As he adjusted, the baby let out a soft coo and her tiny hand reached up, instinctively grasping one of his fingers.
Barry froze for a moment, his eyes widening slightly as the little hand curled around his finger. His face softened, a rare, almost tender expression crossing his features. He gently adjusted his hold, ensuring the baby was comfortable, and for a moment, he just stared at her with something close to awe in his gaze.
“Shi-,” he muttered under his breath. “You kinda cute, huh?”
Rafe walked into the living room, a bag of takeout in his hand, ready to settle in for a quiet evening. But as soon as he stepped through the doorway, he froze, his eyes widening in surprise.
There, on the sofa, sat Barry- his usually hard-edged friend, the man who’d never been the type to do anything too tender or gentle. And yet, there he was, with Rafe’s baby girl cradled in his arms like she was the most precious thing in the world.
Barry was leaning back against the cushions, completely at ease now, the baby cooing softly in his hands. His gaze was softer than Rafe had ever seen, his usually sharp and intimidating presence replaced with a strange calmness as he looked down at the little girl. Rafe’s initial shock quickly faded into a mix of amusement and disbelief. He raised an eyebrow, stepping further into the room with a quiet chuckle. Just as he was about to say something, Y/n appeared at the doorway walking to Rafe, looking over at the scene with a smile that immediately softened her features.
“Aww, Rafe, look at that,”
She said, her voice full of affection as she watched Barry with their baby. Rafe paused, his eyes flicking from his daughter to Barry, then back again. A grin spread across his face as he wrapped his arm around Y/n’s side.
“I think we got ourselves a new babysitter,” he teased. Barry’s eyes narrowed, and with his usual bluntness, he shot back,
“Shut yo bitch ass up”
“Hey! Watch your mouth in front of my daughter”
He said, his tone playful but with an edge of protection. Barry raised an eyebrow, but the tension broke when he let out a small laugh, shaking his head.
“Yeah, yeah- we best friends now, ain't we cuz?”
He muttered, turning his attention to the baby cradled in his arms. The baby blinked up at him with wide, curious eyes, her tiny mouth opening in a silent "O" before a soft, contented coo bubbled out. Her little fists wiggled, and she kicked her legs faintly, her whole body giving that jerky, uncoordinated movement typical of a baby her age. Barry’s grin widened as he pointed to her.
“See that?
Rafe shook his head, a faint laugh rising from his chest, “Man, she doesn’t even know who you are yet.”
“Nah, nah-” he replied confidently, leaning back on the couch. “She knows her uncle Barry, don't ya sweetheart.”
The baby let out another soft sound, something between a sigh and a happy gurgle, her tiny face scrunching in what could almost pass as a smile. Y/n laughed softly at the exchange, moving closer to the couch, with Rafe close behind her, his arms around her waist as they two looked down at their daughter. Y/n looked at Barry, her expression warm.
“You’re good with her, Barry,” she said, a note of gratitude in her voice.
Barry gave a small shrug, his usual tough-guy persona slipping back into place, but there was a subtle softness in his eyes as he looked down at the baby.
“She’s cool,” he said, his voice gruff but genuine, “ain’t as bad as people think.”
Rafe rested his head against Y/n’s as he watched his friend, amused. He teased, eyeing Barry with a grin.
“Just don’t get too attached.”
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how kent!reader became “mom”
there's always been something uniquely grounding about you. maybe it's the way your mother had been with you, and how you tended to repeat her way of being, or the echo of your love fluttering open in your heart.
that's why, somehow, along the way, you had become a mother. loving them like they were born from your own bones.
dick — the first to say it
you received him with open arms and the sweetest smile, alongside a promise of love no one could ignore. he liked you a lot, even from the start, even when his heart remained broken from his parent's death.
he really enjoyed how calm you could be, how gentle your hands were and how warm your eyes shone, the way you let him sit in silence, never asking too many questions. you helped with homework, you got photos of his circus family, you tucked him in. you even let him nap, or sleep the whole night, in your arms.
it happened at wayne enterprises. you had been bruce's secretary, a girlfriend now turned fiancée to adopt him. of course you were not the most respected among bruce's ex companions, but that didn't mean he would let anyone disrespect you.
of course he was going to scream at anyone who treated you so bad, of course he was going to call you mom and wrink his nose with fury.
from that day on, it never changed.
“mom! do we have any apple pie left?” “mom, i need help with the suit” “mom we should eat together like . . right now”
and every time he says it, your heart catches in the same spot.
barbara — slips of the heart
barbara isn't adopted. actually, you get pretty well with her father; you would never try to replace any member of her already formed heart. and she had always been quite fiercely independent anyway.
but well . . . things happen.
like when she tore her shoulder training and tried to pretend it was nothing even if she was wincing. you stayed up with her until she let you clean the wound, rebraid her hair, acting like a pompous nurse. it was normal that she slipped if you were like that, fluffing a pillow behind her head. barbara had her eyes half-closed, a mumble escaping her lips with a soft sigh.
“thanks, mom…” you paused, startled. she did too. her eyes opened wider like she might retract it. you only smiled and tucked the blanket tighter around her. “anytime, sweetheart.”
jason — the mama's boy
he was twelve when bruce brought him home. you remember it like a clear photograph burned into your brain: the bruises on his knuckles, the oversized hoodie, the wild fire in his eyes hiding the fear behind it.
he tested you at first, never quite having a taste of it before. louder than dick, that still lived there, watching him through narrowed eyes. sharper around the edges. but you were raised by martha kent, nobody could surpass that.
so you were patient, not an easy job but a needed one. so you didn't press him, you packed his lunch, defended him of principals and smiled when he sat at your side to read.
the “ma” came during the quiet.
you had found him in the library, curled in one of the big leather chairs with a wide book in his hands. you didn't ask — just draped a knitted blanked over his legs and brought him warm milk with honey, the way your own mother used to do for you.
“. . . thanks, ma,” he said, too tired to catch himself. you froze. he didn’t. you just smiled, kissed his forehead, and said, “anytime, baby.”
from then on, it was “ma” this and “ma” that. he was the fiercest about protecting you — side-eying anyone who dared breathe wrong in your direction.
he’s still your boy. big, bruised, and carrying too many ghosts—but your boy.
tim — silent shadow
he came in at the worst time.
jason had just died, and your heart hadn’t fully come back from it, broken in a way that just couldn't be explained. not loud or sobbing — but hollow. you wore grief like a second skin. bruce was quieter than ususal, you were quieter than usual, the manor felt like it was holding its breath.
and then he arrived. tim, with his sharp mind, know it all voice, his too-old eyes. thirteen and already so brilliant. he didn't demand love, didn't expect affection. you tried your best to be warm, but even he could feel the weight of your grief, your hesitation.
he'd tiptoe around the manor like he didn't belong, apologized when he spoke to you, made himself invisible in the way only children desperate for love know how to.
it broke your heart. but you just didn't know how to let him, not fully. you smiled at him when you could. you brought him cocoa and made sure the pantry had what he liked. you helped him decorate his new rooms with books and posters.
then, one day — already months in — you found him in the study, curled up over his laptop, tears tracking down his face in small sobs that made his body tremble.
you knelt beside him, cupped his cheek, and whispered, “tim, hey. what’s wrong?” “i’m sorry, mom,” he gasped, broken, “i didn’t mean to call you that, i didn’t—” your heart split. you kissed his forehead. “it’s okay, honey. i’m honored.”
cass — signed, then spoken
cassandra arrived when she was eighteen. but emotionally? she was so much younger. hurt in ways most people couldn’t even understand.
you didn't push her, didn't treat her like a charity case. you treated her like someone who deserved kindness, peace. you don't understand what surprises about how much she clings to you like if you were gravity.
she followed you around silently. sat in your office while you worked. watched the way you baked, moved, hugged everyone without hesitation. and you were gentle with her, always asking for permission before touching her. always have her space.
you both learned to speak in signs together. she was better at body language than most, but you were already a mother.
“home,” you’d sign, touching your fingers to your chin close to your moth, before moving the hand upwards to your cheek near your ear. “safe,” she’d return, hands curling near her heart.
it took her weeks to be able to form actual phrases, and even more to finally mumble words. but one rainy day, after you made her favourite good and helped her braid her hair, she stood in front of you and signed mom.
you started crying. big, ugly, full-body sobs. cass panicked, touching your shoulder, and then realized you were giggling too, overwhelmed, and you signed back: yes, always.
and when she finally said it? you cried a river.
damian — the shell
damian hated you from the start.
you were just so weak at his eyes. you weren't a warrior. you weren't his mother. you were, in his eyes, a liability.
he tested you relentlessly: talked over you, insulted your smallville roots, told bruce you'd die in the field if you were even merely close to it, refused to eat your cooking.
it hurt a little, but you never stopped trying.
you learned arabic. not just phrases. full sentences. not for bruce, for damian. so that, maybe, in some quiet way, he'd feel like someone was choosing him, just to give him something familiar. he didn't react.
you read his favorite poetry, helped nurse his injured animals in the manor's vet room. you planted a small herb garden for him near the greenhouse and told no one it was his.
then he got sick. badly. feverish. shaking, and refusing to admit weakness. you sat with him anyway. tucked him in. sang softly under your breath while wiping his forehead.
he was half-dreaming, soaked in sweat and trembling. then—barely a whisper, half asleep—he said it:
“ummi . . .” you froze. you touched his hair and whispered, “i’m here.” he curled into the blanket, head forcing up to lean right against your touch, his eyebrows twitching, eyes slightly glassy. “ummi . . .” “i’m right here, habibi.”
you stayed with him all night, and in the morning, when he woke up and tried to pretend he remembered nothing, you just kissed his cheek and handed him warm tea.
you never brought it up. he never stopped saying it.
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Hi! Could you do a daughter reader with Oscar or lando (you chose) and she’s like a couple of months old and she loves her daddy as if someone tries taking her out of his grip she starts crying and only stops if she’s in his grip??
I love all your stories there amazing absolute chefs kiss 🧡
Daddy's Girl
It was a sunny Friday morning in the paddock—the start of a new race weekend—and Oscar looked like he was holding the entire world in his arms.
Dressed in his McLaren shirt, sponsor cap slightly crooked thanks to tiny, curious fingers tugging at it earlier, he moved with the gentle rhythm only new fathers knew.
In his arms was his daughter, Yn—a few months old and already the boss of everyone in the paddock.
Yn wore a pale pink onesie with “Daddy’s #1 Fan” stitched in orange across the chest and a floppy sun hat that shaded her chubby cheeks and bright eyes.
Her little fists gripped Oscar’s shirt tightly, her head tucked comfortably into the curve of his neck.
And she was quiet—completely serene.
But that serenity? It only lasted as long as she was in Oscar’s arms. The moment someone else tried to hold her, even for a second, all hell broke loose.
Lily approached, coffee in hand, her smile softening as she saw them. “She hasn’t cried at all today,” she said, brushing a hand across Yn’s little back.
Oscar grinned, not looking up from his daughter. “She knows she’s with her favorite person.”
“I thought that was me.”
“She knows you’re her mama. That’s different. You're home. I'm… her throne.”
Lily laughed, rolling her eyes. “She has you completely wrapped around her finger.”
“She has all of me,” Oscar said, kissing Yn’s forehead.
The moment was peaceful—until Lando appeared with the sort of grin that promised chaos.
“Right,” Lando said, stretching out his arms. “Time for Uncle Lando cuddles.”
Oscar didn’t move.
Lily raised a brow. “You sure you want to try?”
“I’m amazing with babies,” Lando boasted. “I can charm anyone under five.”
“She’s not just anyone,” Oscar muttered. “She’s Yn.”
But with a sigh, he reluctantly handed her over.
For the first two seconds, Yn looked stunned—blinking up at Lando like she wasn’t sure if this was a nightmare.
Then, the crying started.
It was loud, clear, and undeniably heartbroken. Not a scream, not an angry tantrum, but a raw, devastated cry.
Tears immediately rolled down her cheeks. Her whole body tensed. Her lip wobbled, and she let out another sob, then another, each one more pitiful than the last.
Lando’s face drained of color. “Oh no—oh God—Oscar!”
Oscar didn’t need to be told. He already had his arms out. The moment Yn was returned to him, she buried her face in his neck and whimpered one last time before calming completely.
“She—she cried,” Lando said, stunned. “Like, actually cried.”
Oscar gently rubbed her back. “She’s got standards.”
Lily chuckled. “She doesn’t just sob—she mourns.”
Then came Max, striding up with the swagger of a man who thought he knew everything.
“I’ve got this,” Max said, already reaching out. “I’m a pro. I'm a father myself. Been there, done that.”
Oscar blinked. “You think having one kid makes you a baby whisperer?”
Max gave him a cocky grin. “Absolutely. I’m Verstappen. It’s in the genes.”
Oscar, against all instincts, passed Yn over.
Three seconds later, she let out a soul-piercing wail. Not just tears. Not just sadness. This was betrayal at its purest form. Like her dad had handed her to a total stranger.
Max looked personally offended. “She doesn’t like me?”
Lando howled with laughter. “So much for the Verstappen genes!”
Max handed her back faster than a pit stop. “She’s clearly got no taste.”
Oscar cradled Yn again, bouncing her gently. “Shhh, Daddy’s here. You’re okay. He’s gone. Just you and me again.”
George gave it a go next, trying to bribe Yn with a tiny plush duck. It worked… for about four seconds. Then the crying returned.
Carlos lasted five.
Alex got a whimper just from being too close.
But then there was Charles.
He didn’t even try to hold her. Just walked up, smiled gently, and offered her his finger. Yn, still in Oscar’s arms, stared at him with wide eyes and grabbed his hand with her tiny one.
Oscar raised an eyebrow. “No tears?”
Charles leaned in and whispered in mock secrecy, “It’s the accent.”
“She likes him,” Lily observed. “She really likes him.”
“Too much,” Oscar muttered.
“I think Charles is her favorite after you,” Lily teased.
“I should be offended. But honestly, I’d trust her with him before I trust Max again.”
By Sunday, word had spread: do not try to hold Yn unless your name is Oscar Piastri or Lily Zneimer.
Instead, the entire grid tried to win her over with songs, toys, silly voices, and funny faces—all while she stayed firmly in her father’s arms like a royal empress in her golden throne.
Lando did sock puppet shows. Fernando offered shiny car keys. Lewis gave her a miniature plush W14. She ignored them all.
But when Oscar whispered, “Hi, my girl,” her face lit up like sunshine—smiling, babbling, grabbing at his face like he was her entire world.
After the race, Oscar secured a podium. Third place—but he barely reacted. He skipped most of the post-race banter and rushed to find Lily and Yn.
The moment he saw her, arms already reaching for him, he beamed.
He scooped her up and kissed her cheek. “Did you miss Daddy?”
Yn squealed and rested her head against his neck, content.
Lando looked devastated. “I’ve never been so personally rejected by someone under one year old.”
Carlos added, “She didn’t even give me a chance. She cried like I broke her heart.”
Max scowled. “I’m still not over it. I’m a dad too!”
“And yet she cried harder with you than anyone,” Lily said sweetly.
Oscar looked down at his daughter, who was now holding his finger tightly.
“She’s perfect,” he whispered. “And she’s mine.”
Yn yawned, tiny fingers curled into his chest.
And no one dared take her from him again.
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Yn when Oscar holds her
Yn when someone else holds her
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WIP WEDNESDAY
Every bat has a cat.
There’s an old phrase in Gotham: every Bat has a Cat.
Like most things whispered through Gotham’s smog, it’s only mostly untrue. Technically, the only Bat who ever really had a Cat was Batman himself—and even that’s been more of a tug-of-war than a love story. Not for lack of effort on Catwoman’s part. She’s tried everything: seduction, threats, borderline kidnapping. At one point, she swore she’d adopt all of Batman’s kids just to spite him. She’s teamed up with the Birds of Prey—where a few of the Bat-daughters moonlight—and once even tried to snatch up Little Timothy Drake back when he was still Robin, dangling the offer of being her “pet stray.” It didn’t take. Timmy was too invested in feathered spandex and daddy issues.
And then there was that… incident with Nightwing. But Gotham doesn’t talk about that. Gotham forgets. Gotham represses.
Still, the saying stuck around, mostly as a joke. A rite of passage, the locals would wink: “Once the birds become Bats, they’ll find their Cat.” Like puberty, but with more rooftop flirting and potential felony charges.
It was all fun and folklore—until it wasn’t.
No one really knows when the joke stopped being a joke. When the line between myth and prophecy started to blur. All anyone can remember is the night it finally got everyone’s attention.
It happened at the grand reopening of the Gotham Museum, debuting a new exhibit on Ancient Sumerian artifacts. Bruce Wayne showed up with two-thirds of his grim duckling trio—Tim and Damian in tuxedos, sulking appropriately (Jason, the other brooding duckling has refused to come, and everyone knew Duke and Dick to be too much of sunshine boys to be part of the brooding bunch). The opening night was invitation-only, with patrons shuffled between exhibits like a very wealthy cattle drive: first Sumerian, then Medieval, then an optional wine bar where the Chardonnay was too warm.
It was during one of these exhibit rotations that Tim saw it. A flicker. A whisper of motion at the corner of his eye. Something feline, something familiar, slipping back into the shadows of the Sumerian wing.
He didn’t hesitate. He turned to Bruce and Damian, voice clipped and sharp.
“Catwoman’s here.”
As soon as Tim muttered the alert, the Bat Family trio slipped into action with the kind of silent efficiency that only years of crimefighting, trauma bonding, and tactical group chats could provide.
Bruce gave a curt nod. “We’re changing. Now.”
It took them less than five minutes to disappear from the gala and reappear as the Bat, Red Robin, and the Robin—silent shadows in kevlar and purpose. They moved through back corridors, slipping past distracted security and tipsy patrons, until they reached the Sumerian exhibit once more.
Only this time, the lights were off.
Tim frowned behind his mask. “That's not ominous at all.”
“Should we announce ourselves?” Damian asked, already reaching for his sword.
“No,” Bruce answered curtly, gesturing for silence.
That’s when the voices drifted through the shadows. Muffled, conversational, and—oddly—playful.
“I dunno, Kitty,” a teen male voice said, exasperated but not particularly hurried. “Mama said not to overindulge, and we already got most of the artifacts we wanted.”
Tim blinked. Mama? Oh great. A new Cat-themed villain with actual parental boundaries.
“Sure,” replied a teen girl, voice bright with amusement. “But look at this diamond, Stray. Tell me it’s not gorgeous. Wouldn’t it look perfect in our collection?”
There was a dramatic sigh, the kind of sigh that implied someone had already lost this argument many times before.
“Mmhhmm... you know what? Fine. What’s one more diamond in the bag?”
That was their cue. The trio advanced, silent as breath, until they reached the edge of the display hall and got their first clear look at the culprits.
It… wasn’t Catwoman.
It was a girl, sure—dressed in what looked like a Catwoman suit, but styled after a tuxedo cat, complete with white accents at her gloves, boots and torso. Her partner, taller and broader, wore a sleeker suit—blacker than night and painted to his skin, save for white hands and feet—and had a calm posture that said yes, I do this a lot and no, I’m not impressed by any of you. Both wore green-tinted goggles that glowed faintly in the dark, and both had visible tufts of snow-white hair peeking from their hoods.
Tim stared. “Okay, so… not Catwoman.”
“No,” Bruce confirmed, grim.
Damian narrowed his eyes. “They are amateurs.”
“Amateurs who just stole a priceless diamond,” Tim muttered. “And called it ‘pretty.’”
Bruce’s jaw tightened. “We move. Now.”
Batman dropped down in front of the display case like thunder in a cape, his shadow stretching long and ominous over the marble floor.
Red Robin and Robin flanked him a beat later, dramatic and ready—Tim in full tactical mode, Damian practically vibrating with the urge to stab something.
“Step away from the artifacts,” Batman growled.
The two teens froze mid-theft. The girl blinked behind her green goggles. The boy raised an unimpressed brow that none of them could see but everyone could feel.
“Oh no,” the girl deadpanned, dramatically clutching the diamond to her chest. “It’s the law.”
“Panic,” the boy muttered with a lazy smirk.
“You’re trespassing on federal property,” Batman continued, all gravel and menace. “Surrender. Now.”
“Hmm,” the girl—Kitty—tilted her head. “No thanks.”
“Yeah,” the boy—Stray, apparently—shrugged. “We’re kind of indoor ferals. Surrendering isn’t in the skill set.”
Tim lunged first. He was fast, calculated, and nearly caught her.
Nearly.
Kitty somersaulted backward over a Sumerian statue with all the grace of an Olympic gymnast raised by a jungle cat. She landed en pointe on the exhibit railing, wiggled her fingers in a “ta-ta” motion, and vanished into the shadows like smoke.
Damian growled and went after Stray. “I will neuter you.”
“Big words, Bird Boy,” Stray laughed, ducking and weaving as Damian’s staff sliced through empty air. “But you gotta catch me first.”
Batman threw a batarang—clean, perfect arc, museum-quality aim.
It bounced off the floor as Stray backflipped over it, landing in a low crouch. “Mama warned us about this. Rule number one: Don’t play fetch with the Bat, you aren't a dog, you are a cat and cats has stabdards.”
“Not that she has anything to talk about” answer Kitty, sitting over a display. “She is the first one who plays cat and mouse with him”
Tim leapt from above, a textbook ambush.
Kitty twisted in midair, caught his cape mid-descent, and used it to swing him into a wall.
“Ow,” Tim muttered from the floor, sprawled in an undignified tangle of limbs and regrets. “That’s—okay. That’s fair.”
“Gotta admit,” Kitty said, lightly jogging backward while juggling the diamond between her hands, “you guys are way more coordinated than the usual mall cops.”
“But you still can’t catch us,” Stray added cheerfully, cartwheeling away from Damian’s latest sword swipe and Batman batarang. “Seriously, has anyone ever told you three you try really hard?”
“They’re cute,” Kitty said with mock affection. “Like, ‘aw, they think they’re scary’ cute. Specially the little one, you think I can add him to my display? I always wanted a bird”
“I call dibs on the one who smells like coffee!!”
Batman’s eyes narrowed. “Who trained you?”
They shared a glance. Then, in perfect unison:
“Mama did.”
Robin skidded to a stop, scowling. “You mean Catwoman.”
Stay grinned, sharp and smug. “We call her Mama. You probably call her when you're lonely.”
“Ooooh,” Kitty winced. “He’s gonna stab you for that.”
“Let him try.”
Another dive. Another swipe. Another miss.
They danced around the trio like mischievous spirits in catsuits, leaping, tumbling, and disappearing behind columns and curtains, always just out of reach.
By the time security finally wandered in—late, confused, and holding tiny flashlights—the Sumerian wing looked like someone had hosted a parkour-themed wedding in it.
The only thing left of the mysterious teens?
A single calling card, perched atop the display case like a signature.
It was shaped like a white paw print.
Tim picked it up and read aloud, “From Mama’s kittens, with love.”
Damian scowled. “I hate cat rogues.”
Batman just stared at the shadows, his voice low. “She trained them.”
“Yeah,” Tim muttered, rubbing his sore shoulder. “And apparently, she trained them too well.”
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