#agent shitpost

[agentidiot]

i feel like hozier could have written the most heart wrenching smut but he settled on music and i appreciate that

[chuelectrico20]

Had to use this post at some point

[ultraviolencekisses]

random twin peaks shitpost

[milkymarco7]

realized I'm an artist and can in fact draw whatever tf I want

[lame-cameoliob]

[magulon]

[egotisticaleverything]

Adding onto the common HC I’ve been seeing of John being the group cook — he is DEFINITELY the “get the fuck out of my kitchen while I’m cooking” type of person, like you walk in to get a glass of water and he is like “fuck off no I WILL get you water do not DISTURB my cooking. Here. Now LEAVE.”

I like to think he’s mainly like that cuz he likes to solely focus on what he’s doing, and alot of the others end up commenting or asking too many questions — this kinda feeds into my undiagnosed OCD/Autism HC for John — and it’s just annoying and overwhelming. But not Bob. Bob is allowed to stay.

John has declared Bob can stay because he is — as John puts it — “a respectful spectator”. Which started as Bob sitting in the common area near the kitchen doing whatever while John cooked, then slowly migrating over to the opposite side of the kitchen island. Then that evolved into Bob randomly saying little tidbits of how his day was and then it ended with Bob just coming in to yap about whatever while John cooks while replying ever so often but mostly just letting him talk.

John now finds a strange sense of comfort in his rambling and everyone else is like “why can he stay and we can’t” and John is like “cuz he’s Bob and you’re not.” And Ava teases him RELENTLESSLY for it like — “oooh someone’s playing favourites” and John just tells her to fuck off cuz in all honesty, he IS playing favourites.

[el-pada]

agent 4 au in a nutshell

[petikgeorgiev]

Was just playing Deltarune chapter 1 and reached the elevator. Which floor do I pick now?

[aaeeart]

Ezra's on first name basis

[semisentientseafood]

og post

[agentidiot]

no but hear me out. alfie/tommy/luca.

[punkmush]

[jalluzas-ferney]

Every time I think of agent walker finding monstrosity Kai and Bringing him back to the administration I think of this exactly

Thank you

[coquitoart]

What do you mean it's doesn't happened in the game?

[k9effect]

This is literally the same gif