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Local Ahkmenrah fictive makes shitty memes to cope with missing everyone from his source

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Everyone give my jackals a kiss they deserve it merer.ē tu!!!

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merer.ē tu! ♡

- Femi + Abasi

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Some doodles our Ahk fictive made for the fandom’s enjoyment

Btw if there’s any other NATM fictives out there please interact he’s lonely.

Edit: he made his own blog @nyahkmenrah

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This forever makes me snicker

“Here we go” that moment when you’re like 4000 years old and your parents still embarrass you.

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Quality isn’t the best but I cropped down their selfie for anyone who wants it. Tbh could make a good lock screen.

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NATM nation, guess where I'm going today

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WHAT is this about EATING the minis I'm seeing in the fandom suddenly??? What is this attack on titan??? What in the deviantart MS paint vore is this????

No no no, I would put them in a little clear carry pouch and take them on outings. Build them a doll house to live in. Modify fashion doll clothes to fit them. Make tiny portions of food for them. Jed and Octavius will be sleeping in a Sylvanian families doll house wearing LPS accessories under my care.

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A collection of incorrect NATM quotes

Bought to you by my exomemories

Octavius: for the love of Jupiter Jed, you are a COWBOY. HOW did you manage this?

Jedediah, tangled in his lasso: I don’t know help

Ahk, wiping makeup stains off his cheeks: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine

Larry: Ahkmenrah I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know

Larry: Jesus Christ how do I get a bunch of ancient people mental help?

Nick: therapy dog

Larry: we’ve got Rexy for that

Nick: two therapy dogs

Larry: no

Nick: therapy cat then

Jedediah: Pardner with a ‘d’ is friendly, Partner with a ‘T’ is romantic

Larry: so you DO like octavius

Jedediah, just now realising he’s been using T with Octavius: … listen

*the end of Ahk’s first night out*

Larry: you should probably get back into the sarcophagus befo-

Ahk: if I have to go back in that thing I’m going to start crying

Larry: … ok that’s definitely a trauma response

Sacagawea: three separate people have accidentally called me mum tonight, I feel like I should just adopt everyone at this point.

Jedediah: ahk you gotta hide me

Ahk: why?

Octavius, in the distance: GET YOUR ASSLESS CHAPS BACK HERE COWBOY-

Ahk: you broke something didn’t you?

Jedediah: …maybe

Jedediah: I was a gay cowboy before it was cool, before brokeback mountain made it trendy

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54 years is a long time to be left out

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Natm nation the mummification process involves the removal of organs which in the case of a reanimated mummy would cause various disability like symptoms. Vertigo from the lack of inner ear and brain. Fatigue and being cold all the time from lack of blood circulation and no iron. Stiff and popping joints from being wrapped so tight and dried up as a mummy. The list goes on.

The tablet can only reanimate so much #Ahkmenrahdisabledcanon2024

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ITA BAG SHAPED LIKE THE TEBLET AND EACH TILE IS A CLEAR POCKET FOR TRINKETS

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Thinking about that time I was chased by an ostrich

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I didn’t come out of the closet

I came out of the sarcophagus

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The fuck you mean NATM is 18 years old??

THATS A LEGAL ADULT. Gods I'm so old, been in this system 16 years and the movie I'm from is 18. I feel as ancient as my mummified body.

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Sobbing over tiny

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I found Octavius in the Halloween costume section today

Toga boy. It literally says toga boy