#also I know the formatting is weird but idc

[vibin-in-the-void]

"this conversation I'm having with my friend is nice" "you're a terrible friend and you made the whole conversation awkward" "we've only known eachother for a month it's fine" "no it's not fine you messed up and they'll want to avoid you now" "shut up everything is fine, now can I please go to sleep?"

[bth3cowboi]

paint me in lovely red, mv1xreader

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pairing: max verstappen x artist!reader

summary: a tiny slip can make your most beautiful secrets public. Sometimes the slip comes in the form of a painting, sometimes the secret is a relationship with a world champion.

format: social media au

a/n: all paintings used here were made by Malcolm Liepke! Part 1/?

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verstappen1updates Max just admitted that he’s in a relationship on stream! Transcript of the clip for those asking:

G: Max, they’re asking about the new painting in the background. I haven’t seen it before either.

M: Ah yes, that was a gift for the championship win from- [Stops to keep driving]. Well, my girlfriend really.

G: [Laughs] That’s cute, she’s great at painting. Oh- they’re surprised now- [Laughs] about your girl.

M: Ah- We just like to keep to ourselves, mate.

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user1 YO WHAT???

user2 and just like that we’ve lost him🥲

user3 u don’t know that man

user2 a girl can dream…

user4 sooo whos the girl?? I want to know noww

user5 a whole picture of his winning car??? she must be HOOKED

user6 after that season i cant blame her

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yourusername Spring is coming so new prints are out on my online shop!! Make sure to check them out💛🧡🍋

From the vault: “my yellow mirror II”, oil on canvas, 18x24. Also: my bike, me.

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user1 I just came expecting more Max honestly

user2 SAME

user3 the only thing interesting on this page

user4 ok seeing her now I get why Max let her paint him like that😂 shes cute

user5 paint me like one of your french girls- max, probably

yourfriend beautiful as always Yn🥹🫶 only focus on that

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yourusername thanks bby🫶

user6 oh girl stop being so dramaticcc

user7 drop the painting of the car instead, this is boring

user8 i get it know, date rich so you can afford to do your silly paintings🤯

maxverstappen1 just lovely

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inthef1paddock Max Verstappen and girlfriend Yn Ln caught together after she arrived to Melbourne for the Australian GP.

The driver had to ask through his instagram stories for fans to respect their privacy and Yn’s career after people flooded her social media with disrepectful comments, he did so by posting this selfie.

Mean comments will be deleted.❤️

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user1 People are so rude, its obvious they love each other

user2 Oh that hug🥹 what a lucky girl

user3 Did you see the video? He RAN to her, shes blessed

user4 idk she still seems weird…

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lando.jpg 🇦🇺 nights

tagged charlesleclerc, maxverstappen1 and yourusername;

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user1 last photo made me SCREAM, MAX???

user2 Lando is so crazy for this lol

user3 From Charles dropping it low to a hard launch he knows his public

charles_leclerc 😎😎

yourusername 🕺🕺📸📸

charles_leclerc You mean 💋💋📸📸?

maxverstappen1 Lando wont post those because he is lonely and he will cry

landonorris mate thats not true

yourusername its ok to be single lando we dont care you cried to our happy photos

landonorris I did NOT cry 🤢 you guys made me sickkkkk

charles_leclerc sick to tears

maxverstappen1 😂���

landonorris Stoppp

landonorris Dont know what its worse, the kissy photos or the porn paintings

yourusername not porn🖕

maxverstappen1 Dont be rude🖕

yourusername I will paint you crying now idc you crybaby

landonorris Sure😂

charlesleclerc Famous last words

user4 its ok Lando I will take 💋 pictures with you

user5 me toooo, I volunteer 🤩

maxverstappen1 Please send me the rest of Yn’s photos👍

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user6 oh wow i get lando now this is so sweet its sick😭

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yourusername “Lando Norris, the crybaby”, oil on canvas, 24x30.

Prints will be available online soon🧡

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user1 Oh she ate this one up😭😭

landonorris NO YN

landonorris YN THIS IS SO MEAN

landonorris why would you do this😭😭 I didnt think you were serious

yourusername See, crybaby

carlossainz55 Dont worry Landito you dont look too bad

landonorris 😭😭😭

user3 LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY

user2 the devil work fast, but yn works faster

danielricciardo Jesus how much for this one, I will give ANYTHING

charlesleclerc No man ask for your own, this one is mine

maxverstappen1 This is not leaving my house👍 good luck

charles_leclerc WHAT? NOT FAIR, YN I WILL PAY TOO MUCH

danielricciardo Whatever he pays I will give double

yourusername Sorry its been bought already

charles_leclerc ???

mclaren Thank you Yn, this will look great in our hall 🧡🧡

yourusername 🧡🫶

landonorris WHAT

charles_leclerc oh my god

landonorris NO WAY

user4 SOLD TO MCLAREN? this is a fever dream

user5 I, too, want a portrait of me kissing max verstappen

user6 I respect Yn so much, cause she went from making tittie art of her bf to paint their friend crying while they makeout in the background

maxverstappen1 Lovely😂

maxverstappen1 Can I request one but without the crybaby?

yourusername I have a few already 🤔 whats one moree

user7 DROP THEM, I KNOW YOU HAVE THE HOT ONES TOO

charles_leclerc Dont drop them please think of the children

yourusername wow youre so boring

maxverstappen1 Make fun of him on a painting for that baby

danielricciardo I will pay for that one this time

charles_leclerc God no have mercy

yourusername dont worry i wont do that, being a ferrari driver is punishment enough

charles_leclerc 😐

landonorris LOL DESERVED

maxverstappen1 Love you my Yn❤️❤️

yourusername love you too🥹🥹

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a/n: Thank you for reading!!! I might do a second part to this fic, I think there is so much more to do with the plot so if anyone is interesed make sure to stick around❤️🥹 My inbox is now open if anyone has suggestions or ideas they want to se me writw!

[mossstep]

I set the poll for too long, so anyways,

SAGAU ARCHON HEADCANONS!

I am a minor, don’t be weird

For those not in the know: Sagau means self aware Genshin au!

Gonna test out some formatting with this one, so yeah!

Nahida’s is strictly platonic, while the other archons are up to interpretation!

4.2 archon/story quest spoilers

VENTI

For Venti I think he’d be one of the more chill archons. He’d always try to be by your side, but would give you space if need-be. He obviously wouldn’t want to out his secret as the archon, so the people of Monstadt assume you just like his songs, or pity the bard for his lack of money.

Venti wouldn’t be mad if you outed him as an archon, he’d understand that the creator’s will is far more important than his wishes, but he’d still be disappointed.

Venti would almost immediately recognize you as the creator even if you were trying to stay hidden. After all, it’d be embarrassing if one of the original seven didn’t recognize you.

He’d always try to write you into his songs after you arrive in teyvat. He’d stop if you asked, but If you say nothing he’ll just keep going.

ZHONGLI

Zhongli, being one of the oldest, if not the oldest still living god on teyvat. Because of this, he, like the tone deaf bard, recognizes you immediately.

He is very reverent and respectful towards you after so long, but he does loosen up over time.

Zhongli would come out of retirement immediately (much to Liyue’s shock and surprise) as to properly serve your every need.

Zhongli can be a bit overbearing but will back off if asked.

Zhongli respects you as the people of Liyue respect him. If you vanish for even a few hours without giving him a heads up he will send out a search party. You’re too important to be out on your own.

RAIDEN EI/SHOGUN

Arriving in Inazuma you are able to lay low for awhile, before an accident reveals your golden blood. The tenryou commission is immediately alerted and drags you straight to the almighty shogun whether you like it or not.

Ei is incredibly overbearing, refusing to let you go anywhere without the shogun or at least ten people to protect you. She doesn’t mean to be controlling, she just doesn’t want to lose you like she lost makato.

If you were to arrive during the vision hunt decree she would either become way more strict, or completely end it depending on your reaction.

While making the shogun Ei programmed her to follow whatever you say, since you’re the almighty creator, you must know the way eternity is heading.

NAHIDA (PLATONIC)

Nahida and you likely meet by chance while you two are on a walk around sumeru city. Nahida probably assumes you’re a human, because having been locked up for 500 years she doesn’t have enough experience with gods to be able to tell one apart from a human.

So you probably end up telling her on one of your chance meeting, because as an archon, she should probably know. Nahida doesn’t make such a big deal about it, on the condition that you tell her what you know about teyvat AND earth. Of course the god of knowledge would try to learn as much as possible.

You two probably have sleepovers (which nahida drags Scaramouche into) after you tell her. At said sleepovers you two likely trade knowledge back and forth. (Scaramouche would likely butt in with facts about inazuma’s fucked up flora)

FURINA (IDC SHE’S NOT THE ARCHON, SHE’S AN ARCHON IN MY HEART) and Neuvillette

Furina, as a human, doesn’t realize you’re the creator until you tell her that you know she’s a human. She swears you to secrecy and you agree for the sake of Fontaine, she confides in you about her struggles, and you promise to make it up to her once everything is done.

Neuvillette recognizes you immediately and asks you about what’s up with Furina, you obviously don’t tell him, and he accepts that.

After the prophecy you and neuvillette, and Furina hang out on occasion, because the two likely wouldn’t speak often without you.

Also you smack the shit out of the traveler and paimon during Furina’s story quest because they deserve it <3

[h3xa413a]

Songs i think certain Genshin characters would listen to / fit them !! hcs

(this is assuming they have access to modern day music) includes links to the songs! formatting is probably weird bc I’m on mobile :(

a/n: this whole post is just semi comprehensive rambling

Furina 🍰:

Okay I’m gonna give her two just because I love her. 1st one “Chocolate Love” by Girls Generation. I’m sorry I just see her as a kpop girlie 😭 I can’t really describe why I think she’d like the song besides the fact it has ‘chocolate’ in the name. (also ik what the actual lyrics mean by idc!!) And the 2nd one is “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper. My reasoning behind this is because Furina just wants to have fun!! And if anyone disagrees that she wouldn’t like it… ur wrong!! /hj

Lyney 🪄:

Okay I KNOW the popular choice is “Circus” by Britney Spears. But personally whenever I listen to “The Magic” by Lola Blanc, I think of him. This is not to say the first song doesn’t fit him, because it does but the second song is terribly underrated and i really want to see edits of him to “The Magic” ☹️

Neuvillette 🦦:

“The World We Knew” by Frank Sinatra. Look this is the song was mainly chosen because it makes me think of Neuvfuri and because every single classical song has like 20 words in the title 🤬 Anyways I’d like to think Neuvi plays 30s-60s music while relaxing and doing paperwork, along with classical music too of course. Old man vibes 👴🏻

Xinyan 🎸:

“Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence. I KNOW FOR A FACT SHE LOVES EVANESCENCE !!! Xinyan loves rock n roll, but you wanna know what she loves more??? A female fronted band. Xinyan for president ‼️🗳️ She would would definitely try and learn all their songs on her guitar. Tbh i think she would like 99% of their discography. I just chose the most popular song 💀

Dottore 💉:

“Puttin’ on the ritz” by Taco. Hear me out, he would totally play this song and dance a little while moving around in his laboratory. Sometimes when he’s feeling particularly good/excited he’ll sing along when he’s torturing experimenting on someone. Lmao imagine him torturing someone and he tells them to stop screaming so he can hear the song 😭

[agathawellbelov3d]

Pt 38; NOOOO I DONT WANT TO POST THIS PART I WROTE IT WEEKS AGO AND NOW HATE IT LMFAOO. Also. Bro is like. Horrifically. Catastrophically. Excruciatingly. Down bad.

lowkey alluding to nsfw but like this is fine. not formatting this shit because idc that much. no they didn't "sleep together" bro. they just slept. as in eyes closed and sleeping. be fr rn.

 I’ve been lying in Baz’s bed for three hours. Maybe four. I haven’t checked.

The ceiling hasn’t changed at all. It’s still cracked in the corners, still has that weird stain that looks like it’s coffee, but probably isn’t 

I should get up. I know I should. I texted Shep about an hour ago. He sent back some messages. I haven’t replied. I think I left him on read.

I haven’t done anything today. I don’t have classes on Fridays—on purpose. I like an earlier start to my weekend. Usually. Today I woke up too late to go to the dining hall, which never happens. And is pathetic, considering I woke up in Not My Bed. And I’m still there.

At some point, I wandered back to my side of the room and stared at my laptop screen until the battery died. Then I just sat there, watching my reflection on the dead screen. Then I went back to bed to lie down. In my bed, this time.

I’m not even thinking about what happened.

Except I obviously am.

And it’s all I’ve done. For hours.

Because what the hell was I thinking?

I guess my sleep-addled brain processed some things I’ve been avoiding. Or maybe it short-circuited entirely and took all night to reboot. I went to Shep’s dorm to avoid Baz—and then for some reason came back at four in the fucking morning and asked if we were friends.

And then I crawled into his bed.

And lay down beside him. Put my wing over him like a blanket.

My wing.

I don’t let anyone touch my wings. Not even Penny. She only brushes them when she has to spell them invisible. And even then, I complain. Not because it hurts. It doesn’t. They’re just sensitive. Not in a painful way, just ticklish.

I don’t love my wings either. Having them appear felt like learning to walk again, stumbling about like a toddler just discovering their center of gravity. 

I bump into things more often. Doorways, chairs, people. I’ve had them for years now. But they’re still always in the way.

Which sucks, because I actually do like people. I’m a very physically affectionate person. I’d hug my friends all the time if I didn’t feel like I was constantly apologizing for knocking things over. It’s not like I can just get rid of them. Even when they’re invisible, they’re still there.

So I keep them to myself. I fold them in as much as I can.

Except last night, I didn’t. 

I lay down next to Baz and draped one of them over him, like I do that kind of thing all the time. Like it was natural. 

Like I wasn’t thinking about how vulnerable that is, how exposed it makes me feel. 

And I guess I was, yet I was too tired to process. Or too comfortable to care. And I hate that. I hate how easy it was. 

I don’t even think I would do that sort of thing for Penny, and she’s basically family.

(Okay, I probably would, but the situation would have to be very extreme.)

I hate that I liked it.

How natural it felt to have him there. How good it was to just be there with him and not pretend. To just breathe and not worry about the mess he makes of my head, or the fact that I can’t seem to make sense of anything involving him. 

Just because he’s offered to help me study doesn’t mean he wants anything to do with me. He barely even looks at me, honestly. Not unless it’s to tease me or tell me I’m stupid. Or to help me with midterms, apparently. 

I feel like he’s doing it because he has to, not because he actually wants to. We’re not friends. He’s not my friend. Even he said he didn’t know what we were.

And I shouldn’t care.

But I do. 

I don’t even know why I care. I shouldn't. But it’s almost easier to let him get close because I can’t figure him out. At least getting close to him is something.

I shouldn’t be thinking about him at all. I can’t even stop myself. It’s like I’m searching for things in his eyes that aren’t even there. I’m trying to find meaning in his jokes and text messages, or the way he looks at me when he thinks I’m not paying attention. (Which is ridiculous. I’m always paying attention to him.)

It’s like he’s eyeing me up. Maybe it’s just a vampire thing. 

Maybe he thinks I’d taste good. 

I roll over and bury my face in my pillow (I wish it were his pillow), my stomach twisting. Every thought about him feels like a knot tightening in my chest. It’s hard to breathe.

I can’t keep doing whatever this is. I’m giving him too much space in my head, and it’s driving me insane. It’s not worth it. Hell, it wasn’t even two weeks ago when he was just barely distracting, and now I can’t even hear my thoughts when he’s around. 

Or maybe it’s always been like this. I don’t know which is worse. 

I drag my hands through my hair, tugging at my curls like I can pull the thoughts out of my head. I hate this. I hate him. I hate that he makes me feel this way. 

I hate how easy it is for him to get under my skin. I hate that when he even smiles at me, it’s like he has some hidden intention that I don’t know about.

I stand up suddenly, pacing around the room, my thoughts too loud to keep still. I grab my phone. It’s just more texts from Shep. 

I look at his bed again. I can still feel it. The presence of him next to me. The way I had my wing draped over him. I want to sleep like that again. I can’t unthink it.

I storm into the bathroom, slamming the door behind me.

I shouldn’t be thinking about him this much. 

I turn the shower on as cold as I can stand. It bites at me, like it’s trying to snap me out of whatever spiral I’m in. And it works, but only for a second. 

Then it’s just me again. Me, and the stupid fucking thoughts.

I close my eyes, the cold water drenching me, but I swear I can still feel the phantom press of his body against mine. His skin is so cold, like ice against mine. It shouldn’t make sense. He’s Baz. And I’ve always hated him. Or at least, I thought he did. He’s cold. He doesn’t care. He drives me insane. 

But lately, it hasn’t felt like that. (The cold part, he still drives me insane.) 

He’s nice to me, or at least as nice as he could be. He’s still snarky, he can’t stop making fun of me. Though there’s been something different in his eyes, like maybe he gives a shit. And that messes with my head more than anything else.

 I’ve begun looking forward to our study sessions. Which is… concerning, to say the least. Because I hate studying. And I thought I hated Baz. 

I should be annoyed. I should feel like he’s still the same self-centered prick I’ve always thought him to be. Instead, I find myself wanting to talk to him more. And wanting to be near him. Wanting—no. 

I force my eyes open, letting the water sting my face like it could cleanse me of the stupid thoughts flooding my brain. But it doesn’t work. Because no matter how hard I try to shut it out, his face is still there. 

I can’t stop thinking about him. 

The freezing water isn’t numbing anything. I think it’s making this worse.

All I can think about is how Baz is even colder. 

What if he kissed me with that cold mouth? I’d want him to press himself against me and make it worse. Make me ache.

The thought absolutely fucking horrifies me. 

Which is stupid, because I’ve been thinking like this all day.

Though it could be a multitude of things. We've been spending more time together. Maybe I’m just thinking like this because I know he’s available. Or he could be joking when he flirts. Because he does flirt, just very badly. I might just be convincing myself I like him because Agatha said I did.

But then there’s the way his hair falls in front of his face, silky and perfect. And his stupidly smug smirk when he makes a joke that I laugh at, like he’s proud of himself. Or how good he looks in tight clothes, especially when he stretches, and that barely visible line of skin between his t-shirt and pants becomes visible, and it just makes me want to rip his clothes off.

Which probably isn’t a very normal thought to have about your roommate. Who I usually can’t stand. 

I could probably list nearly a hundred things I hate about him. Though the list of things I want is far worse. Far shorter. 

I think the lists overlap a bit. 

The things I hate about him and the things I want to do. 

I don't even hate him, not really. I just hate how he makes me feel.

I think I want him to bite me. 

I want to see what he looks like when he falls apart. To be the one who does that to him. 

I want to know how long he could last if I whispered every dirty thought I’ve had about him into his ear.

Like how I want to shove him against the wall and feel his breath catch. I want to ruin him—with me. With all this want I don’t know where to put.

Or whether his fangs slip out when he’s finally breaking. To feel his teeth against my collarbones while I’m moaning into his neck, knowing he can hear every sound I make.

I want to make him unravel. Strip all the cold arrogance away until it’s just us, tangled and breathless. 

But I also want to hold him, just to feel his skin against mine. 

I want to sleep next to him again. Just because I want to.

I want to kiss him when he’s being smug, just to shut him up. 

I want to touch the scar on his neck. Gently. Cautiously. 

I wonder if he would let me. 

I think he would. I hope he would. 

And then I’d keep touching him, fingers drifting higher. I’d feel the line of his throat, press my palm into it, slowly. I’d wrap my fingers around his neck and squeeze, just slightly. Just enough for his breath to hitch. For his lips to part and his eyes to flutter. 

He’d let me. I know he would. 

He’d tilt his head back. Lean into it. 

He’d groan, low and wrecked, like he’s been waiting for this. Waiting for me.

He’d rasp out my name. Or maybe he’d just smirk at me, like he does when he gets his way. Maybe this is what he wants. 

I’d feel his pulse racing against my hand, almost human. He’d act smug about it, but he’s panicking underneath. His breath stuttering. His body arching into mine like he can’t help it. 

And I’d keep going. I’d squeeze harder. I’d crowd him back into a wall. Or onto his mattress and straddle him. I’d yank at his hair, pull his head back, and get my mouth on his neck and bite him just hard enough to leave a mark. 

I want to hear what he sounds like when he’s not sneering at me. I want to hear him begging, panting, at his wits' end. 

I’d watch him come apart while my hands are still on his throat. His faded grey eyes on mine like there’s no one else he’d let do this to him. 

Then I would want to kiss him. Slowly. Deeply. Like I’m letting him know that he’s mine. 

And then I laugh. Actually laugh.

Because who the fuck thinks that about their roommate?

Me. I do. Apparently.

I’m standing there with my hands braced against the edge of the tub, knuckles white, ice-cold water still raining down on me like that’s going to help. And I can feel it. My body’s not going to hide it anymore.

And it’s not like I’m about to touch myself. I’m not.

But shit, I want to. So badly.

But I can’t.

I won’t.

I can’t touch myself over some thoughts about my roommate. Fuck that.

I squeeze my eyes shut. Like that’s going to fix anything.

Like I can drown this out with cold water and shame.

I try to think about anything else.

The essay that’s due next week. (And how maybe he would help me write it. He’d mock me, of course, but it doesn’t matter. I think I like it when he does that—mocks me. I love how he says my voice when he’s being sarcastic. I’d let him get under my skin, just to hear his voice, low and teasing. He might even call me Simon.)

Scones. (I could break one into pieces, feed it to him, close enough for him to taste my fingers. To see if he’d let me take a bite. Or pull him in for a kiss, tasting the sweetness on his lips.)

The thought sends a shock through me, and I feel something shift in my chest. I want him. I want it, whatever this is. 

But I can’t. I won’t.

I grab my washcloth and wipe my face, wishing I could wash these thoughts away. But he’s still there, in the back of my mind, like a constant nuisance I can't get rid of. I focus on my breathing. Steady in, steady out. It’s just a crush. Or lust. Or something stupid. It’s not like I’m going to do anything about it. 

I shouldn’t do anything about it. 

I turn the water hotter, hoping that if the room is hot enough, I won’t be able to tell the difference between the air and the heat of my skin. Or as punishment for my own thoughts. 

Everyone was right. They probably knew before I did—that I’ve been attracted to Baz all along. I didn’t want to admit it, to let myself think it. I still don’t want to admit it, not fully. 

It’s one thing to say I’m attracted to him in passing, like a joke. Everyone thinks it’s funny, thinks I’m messing around and being self-deprecating. But it’s really not. 

To actually sit with my feelings, let myself want, feels like I’m burning from the inside out. It stings like a sharp ache in my chest. And I hate it. 

I hate how he’s the only person who makes my skin burn. I hate how I feel weird and hot around him, like I’m too close to something I shouldn’t want. 

And I don’t even know why I want him. I don’t even know why he’d want me. 

Why am I the one to feel this way? Of all people. It doesn’t make sense. Nothing about Baz makes sense. 

Fuck, I’m pathetic.

My chest tightens, and I can’t breathe for a second. With my heart pounding in my chest, and the air thick with steam. I lean against the cool tile of the shower, trying to steady myself, but it doesn’t work. I still feel disgusting. 

The shame stings more than the hot water now scalding my back

And I can't get rid of it. I want to stay here in this burning heat, punishing me for wanting him. I want to stay here until the air is suffocating. Until I'm lightheaded and dizzy and can barely think. 

[lostsyren]

i’m sick and tired of those delusional riara fansssss

all i’m asking for is them NOT to happen. like only bc of how much their fans piss me off, how they shit on fiona/sofia, even if sof&rafe don’t end up together like PLEASEEE writers we know you’re fan pleasers but PLEASEE

HAHAHAHAAHAH😭

Ok lemme get my thoughts out in a semi-objective and respectful way:

Idc that people ship riara (i do) because like ship who u wanna ship yk? But calling for it to be canon thus ignoring every single other character on the show and their dynamics is sooooo strange to me. Like yeah you can like them because they serve enemies to lovers and whatever, but I think objectively they would NOT work. For the sake of both their characters.

Like it would decimate Kie’s character. If she does get with Rafe, under whatever circumstance even if it narratively makes sense, it would be a betrayal to Pope, JJ and John B (not to mention Sarah– Kie’s her best friend and he’s her brother [this is not a fanfic please]). These relationships are what make her character. She’s loyal, she’s fiercely protective, she’s selfless. Whatever kindness she showed Rafe was not because of him, it was because of her noble nature.

And I honestly can’t see it. I’ve tried it’s pained me greatly but all their scenes have an ickiness to them (on Rafe’s part). The way he’s subtly making fun of her, deriding her, rubbing it in her face that’s he’s better than her, superior to her….weirdddd. And like if you like that sorta thing, more power to you maybe go to therapy?

^Like this one! I saw this scene in an edit the other day and he’s sooooo gross. The way he’s mockingly mimicking her shaking her head??? Like that’s not even hatred, it’s contempt.

But like be self-aware, please. They are not secretly in love. And just because of these weird power dynamics it doesn’t automatically make the ship better, or more interesting or more complex– it’s literally all speculation and tropifcation.

And seeing Kie’s character become butchered is so disheartening cause I really liked her initially, but I’ve distanced myself from her (mainly because of jiara and riara shippers who solely make her character an extension of either JJ or Rafe).

And also seeing riara shippers this is a generalisation hate on Sofia? Like why are we hating on a girl because of a man (Rafe/derogatory)?? Like Kie and Sofia are chill, rafesofia/sofia fans are chill with Kie, why are we dragging Sofia into this?? But that’s fine, fictional character and all, have whatever opinion you want– but hating on Fiona?? Please…shipping is never that serious I begggg.

It’s sooo sad. I miss obx before they were all in relationships. The friendship dynamic is what drew me in. It reminded me of the Goonies and Stand by Me and all these fun movies where a group of friends go on an adventure together but in a modern, TV show format. Like atp I’m only watching because of Rafe and Sofia– the pogue dynamic has lost its charm :(

[paceywittters]

Hey!! There's been a lack of Chenford promo/sneak peaks for this ep?! Thoughts/expectations...

listen...tv being this accessible is so wild. it makes me feel soooo old. like, tv has never been this accessible prior to an episode airing in the history of the format. the idea that we see press photos and releases and 10000 sneak peeks and spoilers is just so...bleh. i'm not into that. it can be fun to follow but idc about anyone's speculation but my own, other people's thoughts/expectations stress me out and i honestly very rarely share my own bc they just get me hate mail ✉️

i miss when the only thing i knew about an episode of upcoming tv was what i read in like, tv guide. i realize this is such an old lady take but as a person who loves the art of tv writing, i just feel like all this shit does the story such a disservice. think about the fact that until like, 10 years ago, honestly a little less, we didn't really see hoards of press photos for every single episode. we didn't see a bunch of sneak peeks so we knew what was to come. sure, there were spoilers, but idk - i yearn for tv to be able to operate in that oblivious space again, i hate knowing what's coming for an episode and forming expectations bc i'd rather just...enjoy television. it's honestly sad to me bc all this shit has changed the way tv works, the way it's written, etc.

anyway all of this is to say: there's been a lack of promo/sneak peeks in general for this ep. that's not abnormal, it just feels weird coming off 2 weeks in a row of a season premiere/100th episode level of hype. the chenford element of it is also not weird to me. they're 2/8 main cast members. other people are going to get the sneak peeks sometimes, just gotta roll with it. if you like the show, it shouldn't matter. ngl, i hate seeing chenford in sneak peeks bc then not all of the content is new for me. i'd so much rather be surprised.

i'm sure there will be some chenford content since there are press photos of them together and we know lucy will wind up riding with celina/tim from spoilers when they were shooting this ep. i'm personally hype not to have to go into this ep assuming i know anything. having all these preconceived notions, imo, is not a healthy relationship with tv so i just try to avoid doing it at all.

tl;dr: i have no expectations of this ep, i'm sure i'll like it bc i like most episodes of this show. i don't think it's weird there's been a smaller amount of promo bc we're coming off two major episodes and i enjoy the rookie without solely caring about chenford.

[br1ghtestlight]

love how bob seems to be completely out of it for this entire episode. like gene and tina are barely following along with linda and louise's insane reverse psychology game but bob is GONE like he's not present at the dinner table he isnt even part of the family. he just grumbles when linda tells him to but he isn't saying shit 😭😭

TINA AND GENE ARE SO SILLY IN THIS EPISODE LMAOO head empty zero thoughts. they are nothing more than pawns in louise's game

bob is correct for wanting to bribe them with candy that would literally work. like they are simple people

WHAT IF THEY TURN INTO LITTLE DELINQUENTS WHO DONT LISTEN TO AUTHORITY??? linda do you know who your kids are they are already WELL past that point especially louise. kinda funny that linda in this episode has the exact opposite viewpoint to how she was w/ louise in amelia. not a criticism of the episode its just ironic

BLACKMAIL

ARE YOU GONNA KILL US LMFAO

gene is SO BABY in this scene im gonna need to take screenshots later bcuz he is the smallest boy. in the world or maybe ever

back when we were children?? says the nine year old child

love how this episode is told through a bedtime story its very creative formatting and kinda unique feeling compared to the three story type of episode :)

MR FISCHOEDER APPEARANCE thank god we always need more fischoeder in our lives. i was worried we would have to wait weeks or even months to see him again

love big g. is that perhaps Grandma or Gloria

ZEKE AND JIMMY JR this is the big win for people who like seeing secondary characters. this episode already has more of them than like the Entirety of season 13 zeke and gene are so cute. their friendship is everything

THEY SEEM NICE TO ME AND LOVING I WANNA SAY AND WISE LIKE THEYVE GOT ALL THIS WISDOM TO PASS ON ABOUT LIFE AND THE WORLD 😭😭😭 lmao zeke saying that bob and linda are loving and kind is kinda sweet even though i know its technically bob and linda saying that about themselves. i do think zeke has a positive view of bob and linda Tbh

YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE YOU WORK SO HARD ALL THE TIME AND YOURE DELIGHTFUL........

new jimmy jr lore: he has a small bladder?

BOB AND LINDA GIVING EACH OTHER PIGGYBACK RIDES <3 so cute

rudy AND jessica spotted

AAWWWW ITS OUR JOB TO PROTECT YOU they love their kids so much :(

MARSHMALLOW APPEARANCE WTF??? new voice actor too :D i thought if she was gonna be in any episode it would be the bachlorette episode but its kinda funny she's just randomly in a western. its where she belongs

wait did i die?? no you were just being dramatic :/

I DONT KNOW WHY I THOUGHY MR FISCHOEDER WAS GONNA SERIOUSLY SUGGEST TO USE REAL BULLETS mf just shoots a bunch of kids. i mean he would do that honestly

AWW BOB SPECIAL INTEREST MOMENT he likes cooking ^_^

everything i do i do it for you 😭😭💕

LINDA ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS GONNA BREAK MY HEART wtf i wasn't expecting this episode to actually get sad. what the hell </3 louise making her mom cry.....

"even though its really cool for moms to get angry and frustrated and cry in front of their kids"

this is weirdly reminding me of mother daughter lazor razor?? linda saying that she wished louise liked her and then louise saying wait you think i dont like you. their relationship is so weird and complicated but louise DOES love and respect linda and thinks she's really cool and fun!!! i wont hear otherwise idc

ONE OF OUR CHORES WAS TO LIGHT GRANDPAS CIGARS LIKE IN OUR MOUTHS??? LMAO WHAT THE FUCK LINDA why is this getting like weirdly serious is every episode gonna be like this now. are they just a little bit traumatic to watch every single time (also john roberts did A GREAT job voicing in this episode especially this ending scene)

MOSTLY BECAUSE OF TINA RIGHT AND GENE why did i literally start laughing loudly when she said that. god i love louise so much

aww they're babies <3 their relationship is the sweetest. you'll the toughest little cutie in prison

LIKE I SAID CANDY WAS LITERALLY THE SOLUTION those kids will do anything for some candy we all know this. we've seen the show before

gene its not even a question you WILL play coachella someday baby boy. you could probably do anything you wanted

GLORIA APPEARANCE i mean i dont like her but its been a few seasons since she was around. hello gloria is al dead

wait why does gloria have big ass badonkadonks..what who said that

aww the babies all asleep <3 little sweethearts

THIS EPISODE WAS SO FUN AND CUTE??? like genuinely a great episode that was heartfelt AND funny and had a really interesting story element to it as well. louise and linda episodes are always great and i love linda talking about how hard it is to raise good people and how much pressure is on them (and it makes sense that she would be more stressed about making them do chores vs bob because it was her mom who was pressuring her. big bob doesnt give a FUCK) a very fun start to hopefully a great season!!!!

[landmineangelpew]

Introduction 🍓🎀🍰🪽

hii, I'm new to posting on tumblr so sorry if this is formatted weirdly but here's my blog introduction!!

About me

❥ I don't want to use my real name but I don't have an online name so make one up I guess

❥ I'm 16 block if uncomfortable

❥ I discovered jirai kei in 2022, I liked the fashion so I did more research on it and really related to the mental health aspect and the stereotypes associated with it, I've been fixated on it since

❥ I highly suspect I have bpd (I know something is wrong with me and all of the bpd symptoms and experiences that I've researched resonate painfully hard) but I'm not diagnosed, if me liking or reblogging your bpd related posts makes you uncomfortable because I don't definitively have bpd please tell me and I'll stop

❥ I'm a lesbian (not relevant to blog but what else do I put here)

❥ I have the most predictable relatable character list ever you'd be able to guess all of them by looking at me

Posts

.•*🩷this blog will revolve around...🩷*•.

❥ jirai kei/general jfashion

❥ misc other media (nso, sanrio, vocaloid and maybe other things)

❥ mental health & personal vents

Other interests

❥ project sekai (especially nightcord especially especially ena)

❥ persona (minus the parts where you remember the target audience is weird lonely men)

❥ madoka magica

❥ death note

❥ junji ito

❥ style savvy (but I actually like fashion dreamer)

❥ makeup (this is too broad but idc)

DNI

Idk what to put here but a dni seems necessary so... If you're a pedo or zoophile or etc dni with life in general, also if you're racist or any other ist that's pretty bad

I have a personal grudge against genshin players, you can interact but I don't like you, same goes for t*ktok prsk and nso fans

🍓🎀🍰

🩷🩷That's it thanks for reading 🩷🩷

[vogueksoo]

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[crimsonbubble]

141+Vaqueros with Fem or GN reader

How they react to reader wearing one of their shirts maybe with only panties underneath (or maybe without 🫢”

cw. suggestive, gn!reader *not proofread, just pure brainrot

[honestly felt kinda brain dead while writing this 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️ also this format is weird but idc enough to fix it 😭😭😭]

soap, gaz and rudy short circuit

like there's smth about see you in their clothes that does smth for them

whether it's loose or tight fit, it doesn't matter

as long as it's their shirt on you, they're going nuts

though soap is a lot more chaotic

so he's kinda all over you

like his hands are roaming all over your hips and waist and he's leaving kisses on your neck

and maybe even nipping at your skin a bit

gaz is slightly calmer than soap but he's still so handsy

rudy is full of compliments

he's dishing them out left, right and center when he sees what your wearing

who know, maybe he'll see what's under the shirt too

ghost, price and alejandro are more suave

but ghost and alejandro are a heaping handful of suave with that hint of choas

price got old man rizz istfg

but anyways, ghost

I feel like most of his clothes would be big on almost everyone

but that makes it better bc now you can wear any one his clothes and they'll most probably be oversized or at least a little baggy

for price and ghost, there's something so sensual yet domestic about you wearing their clothes

like they have mixed feelings about wanting to hold and kiss you but also break your bed and your back 🫶🫶

[discluded]

ik respect other people's opinions and all of that but people be saying anything about MA on this app fr and i usually just ignore them and move on with my life because im not gonna waste my time on it BUT there's just one thing that rubs me in the wrong way and that i can't just shake it off. you can think that they're lovers, friends or wtv you want idc but saying that THEY'RE FAKE, that they turn on/off their chemistry just to gather new fans for new projects, so it's basically just marketing and that's it kinda hurts. why can't 2 people, regardless of their status is, can have a genuine bond and enjoy each other company w/o it being an act or a strategy? it's really just sad but at the end of the day it's just my problem and i keep ignoring it as i always did , just wanted to share my feelings. anyway, feel free to not answer and/or skip this ask if you like!!

have an amazing day!!!

I must do a good job blocking people with bad opinions on tungle.hell and the bird app because thankfully i never have to see these weirdos or their comments, but I do see people indirect them ha!

So I mentioned to a couple people earlier, I hear about people claiming they're doing fanservice or they're fake or whatever, and you know what I actually think it is?

You know how if you're out with friends or at a party or something, you sometimes will tell a funny story about something that happened to you that is hyperexaggerated for humorous effect but also fundamentally true? An example this is like, recently I bought a beautiful artificial Christmas tree and it didn't fit in my condo because I didn't measure the width of the tree. The bland "true" version of this story is that I bought a tree and it was too big, so I had to return it. But in regaling this story to my friends, I woefully convey my hubris in not measuring because I wanted a grand tree and then tearfully equate my suffering to that of tragic Greek heroes because the freaking tree wouldn't fit and my woeful childhood of being deprived of having a beautiful Christmas tree despite being a Christmas baby. It's not that the second version is fake -- in fact, it's actually much closer to the reality I experienced. And in particular, it's meant to be funny. Am I actually a Greek tragic hero? Well. I'm Chinese. 😏

I think Mile and Apo, separately and together, have a particular type of charm where they're both good at making us, their fans, feel like we're in on the joke when they tell these kinds of stories like we're one of their friends. I know I tease Mile for his Cringe Dad Jokes, but if you actually watch stand up, most of it is comedians both thoughtfully reflecting upon a true situation and conveying the humor in what happened to them. MileApo aren't comedians, but they are charming and funny. And this format of storytelling is the basis of humor.

I would say a majority of the people in fandom, especially these kinds of antis, are of an age group that missed out on a specific type of socialization in the last three years. They just don't have a baseline for that kind of interaction, so they think that the exaggeration or format of the way Mile and Apo talk specifically about each other is "fake" because um... lack of normal socialization.

I mean, they've both told similarly weird stories about themselves. We can't call Apo's story about being gross and sweaty because his car AC was broken or Mile's story about having to pee so bad in while stuck traffic fan service because what the hell kind of fan service is that. 💀 And if those aren't fan service, why would Apo's story about Mile's obsession with green be any more fan service when told with the same level of weird humor?

And the fact he retells the story with such consistency, now to the level of detail as the "what color boxers are you wearing" question it can't be fake. (also: still dead over Apo's lack of filter on that one. oop)

I'm not excusing the people accusing them of fakeness. Like I said, I don't care what you think or believe or have anxiety about 'cause I'm not your therapist; just don't make it my or society's problem.

But I think the answer here is uh, COVID really messed up some people's social skills, and instead of going out and trying to regain some of them, people think being mean on the internet and bullying people is the right answer. It's not. It's also not your job to worry or teach them how to socialize. Block 👍

Have a good day! Make sure to go out and take your mental health walk!!!

[kaz3313]

My Jin Guangyao (or alternatively Meng Yao if it’s when he’s younger) ships and how I protray them,, under the cut

Disclaimer:(If you don’t like them,, idc)

Nieyao: Ah- homoerotic hate/love and how society and their positions in said society lead do the downfall of it. But hey- in post canon they’ll have plenty of… very close and personal time w/ each other <33 One of my firsts ships w/ both watching the show and reading the books.

Sangyao: ‘Cute boyfriends where then uh oh one is crazy oh wait— oh that’s both of them’. Much w/ Nieyao I love homoerotic love/hate and planning the demise of another. Only this has some cute change of “I don’t suspect you at all and took measures to protect you” and “Should’ve suspected me because I’ll show no mercy and watch your whole life fall apart or ruin”. Started shipping almost immediately w/ there dynamic in show

Xiyao: Okay honestly as I was watching the show and reading mdzs I thought it was the weaker of the dynamics. That was until the end w/ the stab and seclusion and then I was like “MmMmm Delicious”. The After the burning of the Lan clan Meng Yao caring for him is also very very good.

3zun: I understand and I love the polyship- I want a bit more fucked up version then some people portray but I get soft for family 3-zun.

Suyao: Hehehe they are in love and happy and nothing bad ever happened to either of them. And they spoil each other and— The scene in show really sold me on it because in book it was hard to remember who Su She was and I was very caught up in the action (very sorry love- to be fair the translation I read had horrible formatting and I was struggling).

Xueyao: Bonus fucked up boyfriends moment But honestly I need “you know parts of me I don’t want you too” and kind of a weird acceptance of each other (and maybe some backstabbing OR some joint murder).

Suxueyao: Disasters. Somehow they make a good team. A little upset that they aren’t as popular as another polyship (👀 3zun I love sworn brothers but MURDER TRIO). Needed the three of them in an extra but I’ll take the bit of XueYao we got as a win

Chengyao: Yess Coparent that small child!! They have such divorced energy though which is a reason they aren’t like a big one of mine despite “brought together by a child” is one of my fav tropes <33

[otlwoozi]

OTLWOOZI’S TOP 22 KPOP SONGS OF 2022

scientifically backed ranking of every kpop song this year. source: trust me.

[no.22 - 13]

22. moon prism - rocket punch

if wjsn’s bubble gum music and magical girl music had a child, this song is it. rocket punch hasn’t failed me yet, and this song is still them but also MORE you know?!!!!

21. tangerine love (favorite) - nct dream

recipient of the best nct song title. the pre-chorus wind up of “every time, my type”s is so energetic and fun in a way that the other nct units can only dream (haha) of

20. party rock - cravity

let 4th gen men make goofy funky music again!! i dont even stan but this chorus is such a good mood lifter when you need to start the day early. the energy of it reminds me of the designated funk song on every boy group produce season

19. love dive - ive

i’m sorry that this is so low, such is the crutch of being literal soty and played everywhere 24/7. anyway, this is a song without flaw, the art of anti drop is perfected and THEN SOME. would be higher if gaeul sang more :3c

18. cookie - new jeans

i know the lyric’s weird and all and we definitely dont condone lolita-ized concepts! that said. they ate this and not a single cookie crumb was left. they need to let danielle do the sulli talk rapping more, she’s on the verge of a breakthrough

17. raise y_our glass - heo yunjin

would be higher if i listened to it more. this one’s on me though, because i cry like 30 seconds into it. also seeing yunjin’s growth from pd48 to being in that weird middle ground doing vlives w gaeun to being an it girl now… i love her. the production feels much sparser than usual kpop songs, closer to western music, and it’s so intimate

16. basics - twice

changed the game, like actually CHANGED the game for twice bsides. twice has always had amazing bsides, but this one needs to be a single idc jyp make it happen. it’s so fun it’s so filled with attitude and also affection - it actually perfectly captures the feeling of the early stages of dating!!!

15. pop - nayeon

the nayeon brand of being everything kpop is at its heart continues. the song’s fun and playful and showy and a PERFECT solo debut

14. kka kka - cherry bullet

chebul’s entire cherryography (cherry rush & cherry wish) is immaculate. the verses sound like a happy f(x) song, and the chorus is summer time in an audio file, with their 8bit-y brand on top. i urge everyone who’s ever liked a poppy wjsn song to listen NOW

13. aquamarine - lee chaeyeon

she is the modern day BoA. not that BoA isn’t still making great music, but if i was 7 again and listening to this instead of BoA’s sweet impact, i’d still question my sexuality. it’s gentle yearning but in a pop format, and her lilting voice is perfect for it

[newwwwusername]

Can you write a non-binary noel/Mischa/Ricky please? You can write anything else with it like idc about the genera or the genders of the others either :) thank you!

Chronology : Post-canon AU where all the kids survived

Headcanons : Nonbinary!Noel, FTM!Ricky, they all know ASL, all three of them are neurodivergent if you squint

Author's note : Gonna be so completely honest with you, the reason I didn't write this when I first saw it was cause I can't tell if you wanted them all to be NB or just Noel. I'm writing just Noel as NB for this, so sorry if that's a misinterpretation but that's how I'm gonna. Interpret the request. Also I wrote this from my phone so apologies for any typos or weird formatting

Noel had only recently realized they were nonbinary- Being able to express their fantasies in Karnak's limbo had definitely helped- And the rest of the chorus had been very accepting (though Ocean admittedly wasn't the best with it at first), but they were worried.

See, alongside them realizing the truth about their gender, they'd also gotten romantically involved with Mischa and Ricky. They weren't super open about their relationship to people outside of the choir since their town was, well, deeply homophobic, but Noel still worried about how their boyfriends saw them because of their gender. What if they were ashamed or embarrassed by them?

"Are you guys ashamed of me?" they asked one night as the three of them were curled up together in Mischa's bed. The other two immediately looked over at them in surprise.

'Why would you think that?' Ricky signed.

"Or embarrassed" Noel backtracked slightly.

"Why would us be embarrassed?" Mischa questioned.

"Cause I'm... Y'know"

'A twink?'

"Cause I'm nonbinary" Noel said. "Are you embarrassed of me because I'm not a boy... Or a girl?"

'I'm trans' Ricky reminded. 'It'd be pretty hypocritical of me to be embarrassed of you'

"Yeah, but you're still a guy" Noel insisted. Ricky smiled slightly at the validation.

"No" Mischa spoke up. "Not embarrassed by you. Right, Ricky?"

'Correct'

"Okay..." Noel shrunk into themself slightly. Ricky and Mischa exchanged a glance. Ricky took a deep breath and willed his muscles to work enough to lean forward and kiss Noel on the cheek, a motion which Mischa mimicked. Noel went slightly red. "Guys"

"We love you" Mischa told them firmly. "Stop worry so much"

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[furymint]

11 prompts | wc: 6,918 |  Reflections & favorites of my peers under the cut!

#01 Foster

#02 Aberrant ✨

#04 Baleful 

#06 Avatar

#08 Adroit

#10 Heady ✨

#11 Preaching to the Choir

#15 Thunderous ✨

#21 Feckless

#23 Illustrious

#25 Silver Lining

#01 Foster

i like jos. he has alot of history, and when ur son has protagonist syndrome (and is a protag after all), it's easy to be further effaced from a person to a role

#02 Aberrant

I ended up rly liking this one. i always like writing parents tho sdkjfhsdf. the snapshot format helped me think of exactly what i needed n no more, and i love love love writing soldiers being impatient and entitled around luciane

#04 Baleful

i started off somewhere on this one and then it got away from me n became something else. i rly enjoy nol and jos' stand-offish comfort w each other and how they can act like different men around each other. jos is more blunt and rude while nol is more honest and expressive.  

#06 Avatar

i like how cobbled together nol, eli, their dads, and elena are. their image of a coherent family--if they ever had one--comes apart at the seams the minute they run their mouths. unfortunately the dialogue is the weakness here, but i got the message i wanted across abt them

#08 Adroit

im not gonna pretend the pacing isn't insanely bad, but i still like the language and overall concept of this one a lot. the dialogue is good too and im in love w little zero

#10 Heady

this one felt so so good to write. i love writing nol like this. its incomprehensible to others but that's part of the point, n i rly like the overlap of his senses from the present into his memories.

#11 Preaching to the Choir

is it really religion if ur not one word away from committing blasphemy at all times, esp when ur bff is a mad scientist that likes to dabble in splitting her own soul so she can let the darkness inside of her go autopilot and talk in other ppls minds. no?

#15 Thunderous

why did this become my fav thing i wrote this month. tbh usually my fav writings are built out of poetry, and this one was too--which was convenient bc the only way ive written sex is in poetry bc of the strength of suggestion. sex repels me in any shape or form except in writing, but even then most of the time it’s repetitive and unengaging bc the writing is focused on the act n not the Feelings. i guess i wrote it by skipping around, but idc i'm just happy i got this far jmhgjhg

#21 Feckless

wrote this 10000% bc i wanted the img of elliot doing that awful thing where ur already in the car and someone bodily climbs over u to get into the seat next to u, and also bc elliot is 10000% the one who hugs nol in uniform .0003 seconds after being told not to

#23 Illustrious

i feel strangely detatched from this clo piece even tho its well written. id like to expand on him contemplating why he always runs into creepy shit like a british detective series protag (bc hes a detective series protag)

#25 Silver Lining

i feel like nol is a p predictable person. he says weird shit but he's dumb and burdened by expectation, so he doesn't stray too far in public from The Ideal Norm. xan prides herself on knowing how ppl work so her getting nol to do what she wants is a natural but rly interesting scenario

@aethernoise​​ #10 Heady

YEAH!! YEAH!!!!! magic and #battlewounds and inopportune kissing, we got it all!!!!! i like this v much. ur ability to describe touch is also mega insp, and every time i think of healing magic now im gonna think abt the peculiar warmth that was more than warmth

@autochthonousone​​ #11 Preaching to the Choir

hi i like petty drama in my fiction. i also really really love how jules and barry interact. their dialogue is so tight that its easy to imagine their little cozy gossip corner and feel urself in it with them. barry adjusting to dumb ishgardian-isms is also one of my fav genres 

@blackestnight​​ #25 Silver Lining

i didnt think there was much better than flabbergasting the unwitting with limsa lominsa nonsense, but doubling that nonsense with hanami zombie-ing her way along while aymeric is stranded watching is definitely much much better

@brave-horizon​​ #2 Aberrant

hgghgrrrh brave starting off strong w the IR angst. love me some IR angst. love to hate seeing ms boss lady get sucked into The Bad Crew. i love how gradual it feels--from disarming to spite to curiosity. it makes me think abt the monetarists :eyes:

@endangered-liaison​​ #25 Silver Lining

shoot gun battle staccato. im rly bad at short sharp sentences because i crawled out of a victorian grave + its comes across as too melodramatic when i attempt it. guns are also shoot gun when i attempt them. i rly admire how u manage to avoid both those things and make a rly contained piece

@high-and-away​​ #13 Oneirophrenia

vicky back at it writing like the next remarque. ur imagery is so exact and impactful and i want to steal it. spotted w burning ceruleum, work-broken horse, armored knee. it's cinematic.it really stretches and fleshes out what could have been a sentence's story into smth that sticks w u.

@karoiseka​​ #13 Oneirophrenia

 mmmmmmmmmmm i love calamity content!!! i love!!! calamity content!!!!!! i rly like how something as physical as the moon exploding is so internal for karo. the echo takes her home n family before the fire gets the chance, and that's such a cool contrast.

@kukurubean​ #8 Adroit

i had the words pleasantly buzzed, slightly stunned stuck in my head for the entire day. the snapshot-ness of this works so well with the timing of all the sentences. its like theyre counting down too

@nuclearanomaly​​ #15 Thunderous

i want to live in this au i love it sm. all the little references, the exact details about sharing the booth, the absolute awkwardness of nini and esti. so many characters and all of them feel like they belong in the room. ty for my life

@norhimorovine​​ #10 Heady

seeing baby norhi is so cute, and seeing baby norhi start to recognize her separation from the core of gridania is so chefs kiss. i also lay on the floor abt her attempts to be gridanian nonetheless.

@onwesterlywinds​​ #24 Illustrious

THE BONES OF TRAITORS WERE IDENTICAL TO THE BONES OF THE BELOVED THE BONES OF TRAITORS WERE IDENTICAL TO THE BONES OF THE BELOVED THE BO--heaves. i loved the rabid snapshots of the body fragile yields and now i get MORE

@steak-n-popotoes​​ #28 Bow

i liked getting to know ur charas!! i esp rly loved this piece and the directness of its style. this fool. it was insulting. it gives him such a presence, all brazen intrusion and intimidation.(and unrelated to this piece, ur skill at writing npcs is extraordinary, esp getting their dialogue styles on point)

@tea-and-conspiracy​​ #2 Aberrant

oh shit. ohhhh shit. we been knew im always :eyes: over war shit and medic shit, and im not here to be unpredictable. the precious secret delivery at the end rly nailed it for me. after all his hemming abt logic he’s got a tempered at his door. sign me up

@tonberryslantern​​​ #21 Feckless

xan's capacity for one liners is unmatched but so is her ability to turn anything into Xan's Opinion Hour. i love Xan's Opinion Hour. i like to think that everything out of xan's mouth is memorable, too, but here she doesn't even talk n im still left thinking abt it an hour later.

@yunkinko​​​ #1 Foster

yun writing is always a treat for me n i was hooked right off the bat w this one. i love this awkward family and their giant little girl. the specificity in ur stories, like the vacationing nurse and more alchemists than rats bit, is always so perfect to combine description w humor