#also if they dont come back welp

[apendice-chileno]

when are they comming back bro

[wp100]

I watched the Goldeneye teaser trailer and holy HELL I miss when trailers were like this.

It's so 90s. It's a little cheesy. They don't do them like they used to anymore. So sad. They even made a track SPECIFICALLY for the trailer. And it sounds SO good.

Sighs. Can we go back 30 years, please.

[fable-x4]

Doing this because it makes me happy •Ꮂ•. Im making it difficult on all of you though.

1 note- I'll go drink water

10 notes - I'll set alarms to actually care for myself

50 notes - set up a daily productivity system so I stop wasting my time doing nothing.

100 notes - ask my friends to help me buy a skirt

500 notes - get a bra & a whole bunch of other affirming clothing !!!

1k - tell my dad that my gf is also trans

2.5k - ask my dad to address me by my prefferred name & pronouns 1k went pretty poorly, so I dont feel super comfortable making an attempt on this.

5k - try to get therapy/psychologist

10k - girl mode at all times (start actively wearing makeup/clothing/doing voice training around people at all times)

50k - try for HRT (0% chance) (also no guarantee on this one)

Asfgg. It feels surprisingly good to have a bunch of strangers who want me to be happy

I have now set up alarms for eating, waking up, and hygene related stuff. I seriously doubt we get to 500, but this has made me significantly happier •Ꮂ•

Doing some math... 25 notes in 4 hours. 6.25 notes per hour. 8000 hours or 333 days until this hits 50k. Hrt in a year ig.

Um. Wow. Its been a day, and we're almost at 300. Everything 500 & below was supposed to be things I'd do with minimal intervention. But now, we're getting to the scarier stuff. I am very intimidated, but also excited

My gf really badly wanted to be here when I buy some of the clothing, so the skirt will be this week, the rest of the clothing will be when she comes back from vacation

Saying that you're force femming me is so not allowed. This is unfair. You have no right to make me feel the ways Im feelingggg. Stop making me happy.

Welp. I told him about my girlfriend. And things went about as poorly as expected. He said that Im parroting what other people think. Slowly taking little parts of them, and applying them to myself. Specifically, being trans. He didnt even leave it to maybes. He said with certainty that I was copying everyone else. I know 9 trans people total. Only 2 of them are my close friends. Everyone else, Im barely aquaintences with. I should have told him that regardless of whatever theories he has, this has boosted my confidence massively. Slightly less excited for 2.5k notes. At least everything after that is very positive. And at least this lets me talk about my girlfriend for ages. I dont have to say her deadname through gritted teeth. Oh context. He already knows Im trans but was ignoring it.

I GOT A SKIRT!!!!!

Thank all of you so much. At first when I got the skirt, I was pretty intimidated by the idea of showing my legs. I thought everyone will just see me as a man. But there's a degree of confidence you all have given me. Yeah. Im pretty. Yeah, Im beautiful even. Yeah. Its a friggin fantastic skirt. And anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb. Im happy, and thats what matters.

[uracutieraka]

N Side

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Been crushing on each other for years

But I guess i’d just really like to know if

You feel the same way about me as I feel about you

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Shoyo Hinata x F!Reader

Tw! SMUTTYSMUT, dw tho overall fluffy! Bffs to lovers!

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Synopsis; Hinata receives a surprise visit from an old friend from high school. You know what they say, distance makes the heart grow fonder.

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Hinata and you went wayy back.

Or so he says to everyone when they ask about you.

In reality you had only met the boy 6 years ago. At the beginning of your first year.

Sure 6 years wasnt not a while but with the way the ginger said it, it sounds as if he’d known you forever.

Like you were such a sure part of his life there could be no way you two hadn’t spent everyday together over your whole life.

Truth be told, you also referred to Shoyo in the same regards.

Since you met him it’s as if everything in this massive puzzle we call life had been put together.

Almost like you two were the remaining puzzle pieces.

Finally being put together at the center. Creating the whole picture.

That’s why you had decided for your 21st birthday you would go to visit him in Brazil.

So you called Kageyama who in turn told you off for even calling him over something so stupid as asking for Oikawa’s phone number.

“I don’t even have it y/n!”

“I know you’re lying.”

A brief moment passes before you hear clicking from what could only be his phone’s keyboard.

A huff hits your ears before the black headed boy speaks again.

“It’s in your inbox. Now stop calling me over dumb shit.”

“Yeah yeah, you know you love it when i call you.”

“Bye y/n.”

And with that he hung up, now leaving you to plot and scheme behind your best friends back.

Dialing the number in your inbox you start to second guess yourself.

I mean you dont personally know Oikawa.

Is this weird of you?

“Yello?” A chirpy voice says on the other end of the line.

Welp. Nows better than never.

“Hi. Uhm, is this Tooru?”

“Uhm, yes, who’s this?”

Damn. You forgot to introduce yourself.

“Uhm. Im y/n…Sho’s best friend?”

“Oh! Y/n! I remember you. Youre the cute little manager right? I only met you the once my third year.”

Man is this guy a chatter box or what?

“Yeah! That’s me! So look, I turn 21 next month and was wanting to come down and surprise Sho. So, I got your number from Tobio an-,”

“Ah! Tobio! My protege. He still has my number? I knew he cared about me!,” A hearty laugh over takes your phone speaker. “But hey, i’ll call you back tonight and we can arrange something for ya’! Shoyo’s only 20 feet away from me right now so now’s not the best time.”

“Perfect!”

2 ended phone calls and 3 hours later you finally received a call back from the older man.

6 hours and 1 transition to FaceTime with said man later, your whole trip was planned. Even set with Oikawa confirming plans for the day you land with Shoyo.

(Oikawa told him some friend of a friend was having a birthday dinner and party at a local bar.)

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This is so NOT going as planned.

You had just landed in the foreign land and already things were going south.

You had finally collected your luggage, 2 months worth of luggage in fact, Oikawa had somehow convinced you that a prolonged stay was imperative to ‘restoring Shoyo’s drive to do pretty much anything.”

Apparently he had been down in the dump since coming here 8 months ago.

Oikawa had explained you were the top reason mentioned.

Apparently Hinata would say he ‘just didn’t know how to live without his other half.’

When the man told you this a familiar feeling rose in your tummy, and a heat spread up your neck trailing over your cheeks.

That’s how you ended up with 2 giant suit cases, a large duffel bag, and an oversized carry-on bag full of your belongings.

And now, your uber had just called to inform you that his car had broken down, and he was infact unable to get you.

You had been redirected in the app to another driver.

Who was 50 minutes out.

You look at the time.

You had been flying for over 24 hours since you left Japan.

You decided the time it would take to wait then make the 30 minute drive into the city would eat up any hopes of you getting ready before you go meet Shoyo.

You dial Oikawa’s number, 3 rings and he picks up.

“Hey! Whatsup? You landed? How was your flight? Make it to my place yet?”

You guys decided that since he had a spare room you would crash there so as not to impede on Shoyo or his roomates lives so suddenly.

You begin explaining to him your problem.

“Hm,” you hear him start clicking his tongue, mulling over what to do. “Ok! Im on my way, share your location.”

“Wha-“

He hangs up before you can even say anything else.

So you do as he says.

He makes it to you in 15 minutes.

“That was fast!” You say as he gets out of the car.

“Eh, i have my ways.” He shrugs.

You should have understood what he meant by that.

It was a hint to prepare yourself for the ride ahead.

Your 30 minute drive was easily cut in half by the man.

You saw your life flash before your eyes at least 4 times.

“Alright, well i’ll help you with your bags then leave ya to it! The bar we’re going to is straight down the road, a 4 minute walk to be exact! So we’ll meet you there!”

He grabs your bags easily, much to your dismay and against all your arguments and protests, wanting to help.

Taking you up to the apartment you finally answer all his questions about how the flying was, and he listened to your brief rant about air fare and how it was all a scam.

Laughing and interjecting where he needed to.

He showed you around his apartment a bit, then showed you to his guest room.

It was nice, clean and organized. Surprisingly for a 23 year old bachelor pad.

Especially with the way the man acts, he’s lively and would be one to make you think his life goes by too fast to do such trivial things as make his bed.

“Wow, I don’t know how to thank you for your kindness!” You say bowing in front of him.

“No! Don’t worry about all that. Plus, it’ll be nice to get Shoyo out of this weird slump he’s been in.”

A few minutes later he leaves again, leaving you to do what you needed to do.

Going through your normal routine, you take it slower than usual, now having spared time to do so.

Finally after doing your hair and makeup perfect, you slip on your outift.

It’s simple and cute.

Skinny jeans and a slightly too-tight, to see through, and a very low-cut white tee.

A bright pink bra shows through it from how sheer the material is.

You did this on purpose, there’s no denying you had feelings for your best friend.

But you had also become slightly bolder with the distance that had been put between the two of you.

A desire to make him yours had clouded your mind ever since he left.

Though it had been there long before that, it just seemed to get worse the longer you spent separated from him.

Nights spent wondering if he was with other girls, talking to them, dancing with them, touching them.

You just couldn’t stand the thought of it.

Your ringer chimes.

‘Head this way!’

A message from Oikawa reads.

You make your way to the bar, using the pin he sent you.

He was nice enough to have a bottle of wine pushed against the pillows on your bed when you arrived.

A bow with a little note card adorned it.

‘Enjoy! Pregame a bit ;)’

You finished the bottle before you left.

And the walking had really made you start to feel it.

You were a little more than buzzed and a even newer confidence had surged in your body.

You make your way through the doors, finding the tall brunette and shorter ginger’s heads in the crowd.

You push through sweaty bodies, and a few large men.

Hell bent on reaching the man you had longed for on lonely nights, your hand wondering between your legs, wishing it was him.

Finally you make it to him.

Throwing your arms over his shoulders your hands cover his eyes.

“Guess who~” it’s sweet and sing-songy. A common greeting you two had since your second year, when you guys decided that was for some reason the funniest thing you two had ever done. (It wasn’t)

He grabs your hands spinning around, grabbing your hips.

You rock back slightly, you probably would’ve stumbled farther had it not been for his tight grip on your hips.

“No fucking way!” He yells over the music.

“I was just talking about how much I missed you!” He pulls you forward quickly, moving to grip around your shoulders in a bear hug.

You hug him back, he’s significantly stronger than before, and you can feel the muscles through his shirt.

You pull back from him.

“Let’s fucking drink bitches!” You yell to both the men.

An hour later and you and Shoyo found your way on the dance floor. You guys are facing each other and dancing care-free.

A somg comes on that you recognize. Its slow and has a 70’s funk to it.

Alcohol is pumping in your blood. You know it is for Sho too. All those nights in high school sneaking some from your parents personal collection and getting drunk in secret with the boy helped you figure out when he was and wasn’t under the influence.

You step forward closing the distance between you two.

Your hands rest on his chest as you lean forward to whisper in his ear.

“Sho, I need you.”

Its soft and whiney, you would have never said that sober.

You dont give him time to process before you turn around, pressing your back to his chest, hands flying up to touch each side of his jaw, ass pressing into him.

He takes notice of the fresh manicure on your hands, a french tip set.

He remembers in high school when you had first gotten one, he asked what it was called, and then declared it was his favorite type of nails on you.

And it was, but he wasn’t as innocent with the declaration as you thought, in fact he was far from it.

He was 17 and couldn’t help it, but the thoughts of what your hands would look like wrapped around him, with your cute little french tips was just too much for him.

He snaps out of his thought when your hips sway into him, head falling to rest on his shoulder.

You lightly drag your nails down the sides of his neck before dropping them to continue your swaying and dancing on him.

He moves his hands to fall on your hips, now swaying with you, leaning down he answers you.

“Then come home with me.”

It’s simple, but you know this will change everything. Every dynamic you two have ever had will become something different. Something intense and exciting.

Lust has filled your head, you’re running on pure adrenaline and alcohol. His scent is filling your nose, his warmth is burning on your skin, you’re overwhelmed with all of this.

You spin back around and pull him off the dance floor by his hand, you make your way back to Tooru who hasn’t moved from his spot. But a cute blonde now fills the seat Shoyo once sat in, chatting away with Oikawa.

Shoyo goes up to him, still holding your hand, leaning down he whispers a few words to the other man. Stepping away you see Oikawa give him a wink and thumbs up.

As you both are leaving Oikawa calls out.

“Dont get too crazy kids!”

You chuckle as you’re being dragged along by the ginger.

You didn’t realize Shoyo lived in the same building as Oikawa.

Only a floor apart.

You make it to his door and it seems like something in him breaks, he pushes you against the door in the hallway, kissing you.

You grab at his shoulders.

Moaning into his lips, he deepens the kiss, his tongue slipping past your lips, yours now intertwining with his.

Your hands find their way into his hair as his hands grab at your ass then make their way under your thighs, lifting you up.

You’re now being held between the door and him.

He’s grinding up into you, he’s moving so fervently that you don’t even care if he took you, right here and right now.

He wouldn’t be your first, but you hope he’s your last.

He breaks away from you.

“Not here,” his chest is heaving up and down quickly. “Gonna do this, you, right baby.”

He’s so confident compared to back in school.

Or maybe he’s always been like this and you were just the nervous one.

None of that matters now.

He’s opened the door and guided you inside.

“My roommates working tonight.” He says, now you really study him.

His eyes are blown out, cheeks red, from you or the alcohol is unclear, hes really filled out in the past few months since he’s been here. His hair is slightly longer too.

“Sho,” you say. “I’ve really missed you these past few months. I’ve also had a lot of time to think about things,” you step towards him, putting your arms around his neck you slide closer, having to stand on your tippy toes a bit to get close to being eye level with him. Your eyes are heavy, lids half closed. “I really want to fuck you.” Its low and sultry.

The way you’re looking at him, the sound of your voice, your outfit. The pink bra he recognizes as one he had been eyeing on a shopping trip with you.

You two had gone to the mall together a few weeks before he left, last minute shopping for his big move.

You dragged him into a bra and panty store last second, due to the large sale sign sitting in front of the door.

As you looked around, Shoyo’s eyes were caught off guard by a bright pink fabric. He moved closer to eye it.

It was lacy and the color was perfect.

He pictured you in it, how good it would look on you.

He knew it was wrong but he couldn’t help it.

“That bra,” he breathes out. “It’s the one from the mall back home.”

“You think I didn’t see you looking at it in the store? Plus it’s cute. Right?”

He chuckles a bit before locking eyes with you.

“You’re cute.” He says.

You blush and go to turn your head but before you can he cups the side of your face, turning you back to face him.

He pulls you back in for another kiss. Yet again he picks you up and your legs wrap around his waist. He leads you to his bedroom, kicking the door shut behind him.

Still holding the slow and sloppy kiss he lays you down oh the blankets.

You’re immediately engulfed in a comforting and familiar smell.

All the days and nights spent in his room, sleeping over, laying together much closer than best friends should.

Feet entangled under the blankets as you two face each other and giggle over nothing.

Now this is different, not sweet and innocent, no, its much more than that, this is sinful and gluttonous.

He’s on top of you leaving wet, hot kisses down your jaw and neck, following the collar of your v-neck, he kisses the exposed parts of your breasts.

Once he reaches the point in the v he stops, only to start pulling your shirt up, you sit up right and quickly discard of it. He guides his hand up to trace the hem of the bra gently for a moment, before grabbing your face and pulling you back in.

You reach back up to cup his face in both your hands, pulling him closer to you.

He reaches between your bodies and unbuttons your jeans with ease.

“Take these off.”

Its stern and desperate.

You immediately obey and move to stand in front of him.

You face him and make a show out of discarding your pants.

You turn around, back now facing him, and slowly you shimmy your pants down, bending over to pull them down, slowly, arching a bit as you do.

Once the pants are at your ankles, you stand back up even slower.

Finishing your little tease act, you turn back around.

Shoyo’s eyes are wide and it seems like he’s malfunctioning.

“Sho?” You say, sweet as could be.

“You are so fucking sexy, holy fucking shit.” A smile now crosses his face.

A giggle escapes your lips.

“C’mere,” he stands up grabbing you gently, hands wrapping themselves around you before he quickly does a 180° with you in his arms.

You squeal as he yet again pins you under him.

“But really, who d’ya think you are showing up here, wearing a cute lil’ bra, nails done how i like, oh, and not to mention, these cute panties to match! Y’know im starting to think you only came here to have sex with me.” He says, he’s always been bold but you didn’t expect him to be like this.

“Mhm,” you nod your head no. “I came here because I missed you Sho.”

He smiles at the admission. Standing up to pull his shirt off, he loses his breath when he looks down.

You’re on your elbows, legs tucked up so your knees are in the air. You’re eyes are heavy and seductive. The way you’re positioned and looking at him is pornographic.

He literally moans out loud before ripping off his shirt, then he quickly pushes his pants off.

Eagerly he crawls back over you.

“M’gonna fuck you so good.”

His words send a shiver down your spine, you’ve only seen him like this before a volleyball match.

He yet again captures your lips, kissing down you again, this time though, he trails down your stomach stopping at the top of your underwear.

But instead of taking them off he pushes your underwear to the side.

He spits onto your already wet heat.

You gasp at the sensation then cut yourself off with a small whimper when he slides a finger up and down you.

He stands up, pulling you to the edge of the bed. He drops his underwear, stroking himself for a second before spitting on his hand and continuing the motions.

“I think you’re ready f’me baby. Don’t you?” He says it so condescendingly, like he doesn’t think youre actually ready.

“Please Sho, need you s’bad.”

He groans rolling his head back for a moment before he pushes your underwear back over.

He guides his tip to go up, causing a slight moan to leave your mouth.

“No teasing!” You say quickly.

He chuckles, “Ok, ok, I wont.”

He lines himself up and pushes into you.

He girthy and bigger than you expected.

Definitely the biggest you’d ever had.

“F-fuck! You’re so fucking tight oh my god.” He’s breathing raggedly.

He sits still in you for a moment until you rock your hips forward.

“Move Sho.” You say.

And he does.

He’s throwing you in insane positions you didn’t even know you could do.

But as his thrusts get sloppier he stops, flipping you over to be in missionary.

“Why’d you stop?” You ask, breathless.

“Shh, im not stopping.” He says.

Suddenly he has you pinned down. Legs spread wide, as he presses over you.

Arms hooked around the backs of your knees as you’re now in a mating press.

He bottoms back out into you.

“Ah! Fuck! Feels s’good Sho!”

He’s selfish. He knows he is.

Who is he to throw you in 8 different positions in the past 40 minutes? Twisting you and contorting you in crazy ways.

It’s your doing. You and him both know that.

You came to Brazil, surprised him, wore a matching set, had your nails done just the way he likes. Not to mention the multiple times you had straight up said you wanted to sleep with him over the course of the night.

He picks up the pace, he’s moving out of you so quickly and harshly, your eyes are rolled into the back of your head.

Your moaning a jumble of his name and other gibberish, which he assumes is supposed to be words.

“Baby,” he speaks through his teeth. “Need ya’ to cum fa’ me. Cant keep going much longer m’self.” Its broken up through his grunts and smacks of his hips onto you.

You werent even really close so it surprised you that his simple words seemed to completely take you over the edge.

You’re shaking and calling his name loudly, nails gripping his sheets.

He continues his rough pace, until he yet again slows down, his groans are getting louder and whiney.

“F-fuck! M’gonna cum!” He’s now folded over you, forehead touching yours.

“In me Sho! Cum in me baby!” You say, moaning at just the thought of him filling you up.

“Ah! Fuck!” He slows his movements down. Adjusting so your legs now rest around his waist. He drops his full weight on you.

Your hands make their way to his hair, playing with it between your fingers.

You’re both breathing heavily.

“Sho?”

“Mm?”

“Can we be boyfriend and girlfriend?”

He shifts his head so his chin is resting on your stomach as he now makes eye contact with you.

“I was just about to ask you that!”

Small, love-drunk and real-drunken giggles fill the room.

The mans breathing slowly gets softer and softer.

Its only when he hums a bit and rubs his face on you, in a weak attempt at getting closer, that you realize he’s in fact asleep.

Masterlist

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hi!! Needed to come here and show my appreciation for your writing, I found copy paste online by pure accident, read it all in one go and proceeded to think about it the entire day and talk about to anyone and everyone around me. The entire story was sooo insanely smart and I made like an entire voice note rambling to my friend about how genius your writing was!

Then I got into void princess and oh my that was an insane one and I want to reread it already, I straight up adored it, everything about it, so then I was like, hmm, I should probably go and check out the longer stories too, and Im already caught up with Child of a Wandering Star which I am loving and it's so sweet, and Im so looking forward to seeing what happens next (it's my first web serial!)

And then I had to check out what was going on with rhat spaceship of yours and I swear. I swear. Im so captured by the writing style, and that's insane because I dont read anymore! I straight up thought I didnt enjoy it anymore because it took so long to actually care about the story and somehow your writing singlehandedly fixed that.

Although now it's a week that all of my free time is spent on reading about Aspen (and I love them so much, my favourite is definitely Denish), and every time I have a little time Im like, ah yes, Ill just read one chapter, and then its been an hour and twenty chapters later and Im like. Welp. Mustve been how things were meant to go!

Also I combed through all the writing advice you have because it is insanely good, so this is just an appreciation ask for you and your writing, thank you so much <3

Thank you, I'm glad you like them! (People who don't read any more do seem to find them strangely addictive, which is a confusing niche but I'll take it.) I hope they help you get back into reading!

Denish was great fun to write I love him.

[caramelcleopatraa]

this is becoming a regular thing

hey guys. I've been gone for some time. my mom and her man had a fight and it just sent me into a wack ass mental state. As some of you know, im taking a break from writing Roman stories until my mind say so. until then...... for my JJK and anime girlies, I have a multi-part store in the works for y'all. fleshed out and everything. i'm starting over my tags for my anime fics. for wwe imagines, the tag list will stay the same, but I know some of y'all are not here for animated men, so let me know if you want to be included in the new taglist.

First 430 words of chapter 1

The restaurant was a mix of high end, boujee, expensive meals with a bar away from the people who came here to eat. Mostly older people who had that kind of bread to spend on the regular, or business men here to make deals that’ll only profit them and their rich friends. Everyone knew this spot, and the demographic that they tend to cater to. So Amina could probably– no definitely color the entire restaurant surprised when her party of 7 walked into the establishment. All eyes were on her and her friends when all of them funneled through the doors, directing their gaze to the person near Amina to arrange and reserve a table.

“Has ta’ be a gang. They all look like hoodlums.”

‘..Yeah nahhh that's gotta be racist.’ Amina turns to her left to look at the elderly couple sitting next to the doors she had just come through. “I’m sorry, I didn't hear you ma’am. You said we look like what?”

They looked at Amina shocked. A couple of reasons she could come up with off the top of her head

They’re probably thinking, ‘There’s no way she’s actually saying something to us.’ Egregious amount of ego these people must have.

or….

They are shitting themselves as we speak and have no response.

“Hmm, ya’ll dont remember huh? We’ll, ‘fore you call anybody else, ‘specially my friends “hoodlums”,” Amina says, bending her pointer and middle fingers twice in the air. “Don’t forget that we got enough cheese to be sittin’ in the same space as you fine shriveled up, spoiled, salty mayonnaise packets. You should go back to grade school and learn how to properly talk shit about your victims when they are around. Have a horrible rest of your evening.”

Satoru and Jayla are giggling silently, in an attempt to hide their laughter, but also not at the same time. Suguru is observing the situation going down between Amina and the couple, and Tiana is looking at the waitress with a facial expression that reads, ‘Welp– Shouldn’t have been talking shit.’ 

Toji is amused, as always. Truly a man of chaos. He couldn’t even hide that evil smirk that ripped across his face as soon as Amina finished talking. “That was hot, Mina.” 

“Cool it with the ad-lib, fuckin’ passed around man hoe.” Those words were meant to stab deep, filled with venom deep in the word choice and intonation. But they didn’t stick, as Toji’s smirk never budged and confidence shining as bright as ever.

“Can’t hurt someone with something they already know and embrace, Damon.”

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[jennrypan]

Alright back to MLB. Im cautiously optimistic..ish about them actually handling the Hawkmoth/Gabriel plot with Adrien properly.

Especially given their track record when it comes to Adriens plots but..at least its emphasizing how the choice Marinette made was the wrong one, also the Natalie reveal lowkey just adds to maybe she should've received more than a slap on the wrist.

Also Ivans dad getting away Scott free after being a villain who CLEARLY loves being a villain and only slightly felt bad cuz two literal known heros were looking at him and forcing him to accept this. All these parents/people who get alumatized over dumb shit and all the heros have to say is "Welp. Just dont do it again!" And its so..

Maybe people who get akumatized on purpose should be scolded waaay more (Im sure Chloe wouldve been. Like Marinette went in on Chloe and Lila way more than she does with the parents getting akaumtized cuz their kids..want to be their own person. Make it make sense.)

Also im still of the opinion her having all these miraculous on the field isn't..helpful. which is why Luka should've been the guardian or whatever. Hes far away and couldve kept the others safe (Alya and Nino should keep the miraculous obvi. Cuz a team is GOOD, its just..having so many is a cluster and sometimes its..much.)

Anyways, I cant say its going in a promising direction completely cuz its not in order 🙄 but so far..great fanfic material, its interesting so far.

[monkeking77]

Things I would like to see/I think will happen in mystreet season 7.

!MAJOR SPOLIERS FOR LIKE THE WHOLE SHOW!

1: Ein is alive and in jail. this one is pretty simple, as a huge Ein fan I would love to see Ein come back in some way, I feel like somebody in the main group could maybe go visit him in prison or somthing, and maybe in the climax of the season he breaks out, I know if this season dose have a villain of some sort it wont be Ein but still, also although it is implied that Ein is dead it is never outright seid, also there are like 3 different parts in mystreet where somebody who is dead gets brought back so yea,

2: Aaron is the villain of this season. This may sound crazy at first but hear me out, so with Aaron not having any of his main memories he could easily be manipulated by someone, maybe Ein tricks his into letting him out of jail or maybe a new villain tricks him into doing other things, or heck, maybe Michael comes back and tricks him, I just feel like Aaron is in the perfect position to be manipulated by somebody.

3: We learn more about Nana/Kc's family. I dont really have anything to add onto this one, Once I had this cool thought that there family could be cat burglars, so I guess they could be villains of some sort? But I really just think we will just get a few more lines about them and nothing big.

4: Michael comes back. Thats really all I have to say, I dont know how, but it would be cool if he did.

5: Aaron will end up getting his memories back and the season will end with a wedding. I also dont have much to say about this one, I feel the most confident about this one and 7 out of all of the predictions I am making. This is the final season so I doubt there will be a cliffhanger, It is almost definitely going to be a happy ending of some sort so yea.

6: We get Laurence and Dante back. They kinda just got abandoned in season 4 and never came back, I feel like it would be nice to have to have them back.

7: It will be very story based like season 4 and 6 and not just laid back daily adventures like season 3. I just feel like as the last season they have to make it more plot heavy that way they can tie up all the loose ends. As I seid I feel more confident in this one and 5 then the others so yea.

And finally, 8: We get Guy and Nate back. They are just chill guys and I want then back.

Welp thats all, I will check back on this post once the season is out and see how many I got right. I feel like I will get 2 or 3 right but who knows, Mabey all 8 will be right, maybe none of them will, either way I am hyped for season 7, now I am gonna go never use tumbler for the next 200 years, later!

[mommahughes43-25-23]

week in my life - E.E

@tay.bb : i miss him when he goes , but then he comes back and all is good hehe😈💝

tagged : @edwards73 @dylanduke25

kayleighdocherty_ : no shot that's the type of shit he sends you from dev camp IM DEAD🤣🤣🤣

↪ tay.bb : unfortunately yes , my hunk of a man isn't always so hunkalishious 😞

luca.fantilli : based on the caption something tells me we won't be seeing you two for at least a week

edwards.73 : im so in love with you its crazy to think about sometimes 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

rutgermcgroarty : why does he look absolutely trashed in the 2nd pic 😜

↪ edwards.73 : do u know how hot Michigan gets... NOT to mention that duker is heavy asf

↪ dylanduke25 : WELL ETHAN YOU HAD NO PROBLEM LIFTING ME THAT DAY SO THAT IS JUST RUDE TO BLAME ME🖕🏻😾🫷🏻

lhughes_06 : do I miss this..... no but also yes

nolan_moyle : gang gang gang

nick_moldenhauer : my favorite umich couple does it again

taylorbrindleyy : noooooooo , @edwards.73 go away! Our Tay-Time is going to drop significantly

jjmcarthy : welcome back Ethan

kennedygauthier : ugh. petition for Ethan not to come back until we have had more time with tayyyyyy

alyssa_duke : welp there goes OUR date nights

↪ tay.bb : NOOOOOOOOO ILL MAKE TIME FOR YOU AND THE GIRLS I SWEAR🤯🤯

dylanduke25 : dang I look hot asf 😘😘

franknazar14 : I need to visit more often!

kienandraper : well this is a thing

jacob_truscott20 : maybe smile for once in your pictures ?? idk just a thought @tay.bb 😬

↪ tay.bb : @jacob_truscott20 maybe dont be rude to me in my comments ???? IDK JUST A THOUGHT😬

zoebormet : my fucking mommmmmmmmmmmmaaaaa

cuttergauthier : I would trade tay for Ethan any day

↪ tay.bb : this is why I dont like you and I only associate w your sister

adamfantilli : stop posting . I dont like seeing u on my feed.

↪ tay.bb : SO UNFOLLOW ME U DUMB BITCH

g.brindley4 : oh my

seamuscasey36 : that's my best friend ever in the whole world. 🥳💝

a.n :

curious if you guys prefer when I make up names or when I use yn or a generic user like mrs cap. sometimes I cant come up with any variations of a user for yn that I haven't used already so just curious if you guys would prefer I just reuse yn user names ive done or keep coming up with names?

thank u in advance for your contribution.

tags : @mileysrae @quinnylouhughesx43 @noahkahansorangejuice @skylershines

[cauqhtz]

GALLY X READER!TINY

DISCLAIMER: i’ll be substituting "y/n" for "tiny" if that’s something you struggle with digesting? Keep scrolling! I dont need to be harrassed bc of it. Its not that serious. (No its not a oc. It’s literally you with a nickname. Instead of typing all ridiculous (y/n/n) i gave it a different word. Thats it and thats all! Also i’ve seen other writers do this without being harrassed so please just respect me and my choices. DO NOT READ IT IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT. I removed the option to request anonymously because of this. But my requests are open!

SUMMARY: Thomas and Tiny talk about Gally and rejection.

"What do you see in him?" Thomas askes sitting down beside Tiny, motioning towards Gally.

The only girl in the glade and his best-friend. She’d only joined a couple months before he did and yet for some reason she drooled all over Gally. The builders chief. Going out of her way to please the guy. Though from everything that Thomas has witnessed, he wasnt giving her the time of day. Its pathetic. Though he wasn’t in any position to be judgemental.

"Excuse me?" Tiny hums in acknowledgment her. Her attention unwavering.

"Gally, hey-" Thomas calls turning her head in his direction before continuing. "He treats you like shit and you kiss the ground he walks on. Does it not bother you? Why not move on?"

"Of course it bothers me Tommy. I have feelings just like everyone else but i dont know. I could give you a million and one excuses and it still wouldnt explain how he makes me feel. You know? Yeah rejection hurts like a motherfucker but all it takes is a smile, a kiss to my cheek or forehead, his skin on mine in general and its like the pain was never there." Tiny rambles on grinning, eyes as bright as stars as she shakes his shoulders in excitement.

Thomas nods in understanding. He understood. He didnt know when he’d fallen in love with the girl who was in love with the guy who hated his guts. It was pathetic… but he couldnt find it in him to be mad at it.

"And i mean come on. Moving on? If it were that easy. Heartbreak wouldnt hurt as bad as it does. It doesnt help that he treats me like an absolute princess. He’s such a sweetheart. You know im very peculiar with how i eat my food? It has to be a certain way or i’ll starve. It’s not like we have many options in the glade but i just cannot force myself to swallow the food if it isnt a certain way and i’d die before offending frypan. So i’d end up starving until Gally realized and started to go out of his way to plate my food for me?" Tiny sighs leaning her head against Thomas shoulder, her gaze trailing back to Gally who was rough housing with the guys.

"He built me a shack, so i’d have my privacy and be alone. God his hugs are the best. He’s always so gentle with me. I mean just look at him-"

"Alright! Alright. I get it. You’re in love with him." Thomas huffs playfully shrugging the girl off. Trying to ignore ache in his chest.

"Yup! And he’s in love with me. He just doesnt know it yet!" Tiny grins, pressing a kiss to the boys cheek after having heard Gally call out to her. "Welp my husband calls! Later Tommy!"

Tommy hums, watching Gally hand the girl a plate of assorted food, that doesnt touch with a kiss to her forehead. The two walk from Thomas’s sight.

Thomas understood the girls words. More than he liked.

[the-gayest-show]

I wrote an Esteban fic!!

This thing has been in the works for a long time and God fucking damn it i am FINISHED!!! I HAVE RELEASED IT FROM ITS CAGE!!!!

Refer to the summary for what it's about (it took me so long to write it, i dont know how to summarize the shit i spent so long on i guess) but it's basically the AU that I created specifically for this story specifically for Esteban to suffer haha.

Under da cut if u wanna hear yapping bout this shit

I wanted to play with the idea of the following:

- Shuriki is BACK. I got this complete baller idea from a tumblr posts that I don't remember the contents of but I think it implied shuriki surviving the stuff from Song of the Sirenas

- Esteban and his fuckass trauma which i believe he has and drzone's stupid chart post changed me on this forever

- Panic attacks bc what better way to torture my fav than to have him break downnnn. Tried doing this in an unfinished Cedric (sofia the first) fic but my hyperfixation gave up before I could finish it. This one was kept alive by my incessant ordering of dvds, and I now own 3 elena of avalor dvds (bringing my collection of total dvds to a concerning 7)

- Francisco being the only one who forgave Esteban in the court sequence in The Magic Within. This is shown to us but I've always wanted to see a real in depth thing going for it. One last stand ya know?

This entire damn fic was me going "welp no one's supplying the stuff I wanna see so I gotta BE the vision."

Or like the stupid quote I see passing by a certain school every day states, "Be the You You Knew Was In You"

Yeah so I locked tf in nightly (all my best prose comes at night guys) and got this done. Some of the descriptions n shit im proud of.

I left the ending a bit open ended but I literally don't wanna write in this AU thing. Maybe I'll return to it in one way or another but this is a oneshot and you will not see a direct continuation unless somehow I flesh out a good idea for it. But I'm also a big fan of open ends so yeah

I tried to use one of the interesting formatting techniques for character thoughts that I'd only seen in Fahrenheit 451 when I read it, which is to leave it completely raw and unformatted. I think I'll keep doing that I love the appeal it gives the story

[sunflowersinheaven]

Hi everyone, probably some of you noticed that im back. This was a very random decision i made yesterday, i actually didnt plan to come back for another 1-2 months. Thank you for the lovely tags on my latest post, it means a lot, and it made me really happy to read them and see people missed me 🧡 I missed you all too! I love this fandom and all the random people i got to know (even if we never talked, i see you all in my notifs).

The past few months, has been really hard time for me, and i have been struggling with my depression a lot. I pushed many people away, including the most important person in my life. I felt isolating myself would help to "fix" myself, but actually it just made everything worse. All the people that i hurt in the past few months, all the people whose message i ignored, all the people who were worried about me , im really sorry. I realised, lot of things that made me happy, i stopped doing, including posting here. Im not fully ready to be active as i was before, and im also really busy with uni (if you are a building services engineer reading this, please dm me, because welp), but i really want to get back into this, because this fandom really made my past few years and life better, and i will be forever thank you for that. Your support means a lot to me.

Im looking forward to be part of the codywan and star wars fandom again, and thank you all 🧡

(if you are a hater reading this, and want to send me an anon hate, please dont send me "kys" ones, i got a lot of it in the past, and while it didnt bother me as much, im not sure i can handle those kind of anons anymore. I dont want to turn off anon asks, but if it happens, i will)

[diabolikpersonals]

kino chaos lineage endings!

euphoria end:

the gang (sakamakis+kino+yui) run to the church. KARL HEINZ IS THERE. it’s the first time kino’s met his dad, and he’s awestruck. karl heinz says this whole thing has been very interesting to watch, so he came down to check it out. (there’s some family resemblence here because kino has been talking about this war being “fun to watch” the whole route lol)

kino approaches him, even though subaru tells him it’s dangerous. he uses polite speech (!!) and introduces himself as the son karl hein abandoned, his 0th prince. ayato’s like “damn, he abandoned his kid in the demon world? this guy sucks.” kino pleads his case, that he’s come this far and developed his magic powers this much, so he should also be a candidate for the throne…!! and karl heinz squints and hits him with the famous line in every chaos lineage route:

“……..who are you?”

kino gets so pissed off that he starts yelling at him. subaru tries to tell his dad off too, but reiji holds him back, because power is gathering around kino and it looks dangerous. kino takes a shot at karl heinz, but karl heinz easily disperses it. then he’s like “THIS is how you use magic” and he attacks kino back. kino takes it and stands back up, because he’s “the legitimate heir…!!!” and karl heinz laughs and decides maybe he’s worth talking to.

karl heinz admits he’s been to rotigenberg before, but this legitimate heir thing is not happening. one of his six Real Sons are going to become king, and kino’s existence is meant to be a catalyst for their growth. yui starts yelling at him too, like “do you know how kino has felt all this time??” and karl heinz is like “who cares” and he starts charging up his powers again. yui begs kino to get out of the way, but karl heinz tells her it’s no use because “this thing has lost the will to move” (THING?? THING?????? WE’RE OBJECTIFYING HIM NOW? FUCK THIS GUY)

yui rejects this and shouts out that kino isn’t a thing to be used, he’s the most important person to her!! karl heinz is like “thats awesome, eve! ^^” then he points the magic attack at her instead (LMAO) but kino protects!!!! not just yui, but the sakamakis too! that’s character development baby!! and in his speech after that, he says he’ll make his own reason to live, and that he’ll make his stupid brothers glad to have him around!! and the foolishly kindhearted princess too!!!

he collapses, and karl heinz is like “ok, congrats on falling in love, guys!” and he disappears lol. yui asks kino why he protected them, and kino blames her for talking about brothers so much :’) he’s always wanted power, but he’s started to think he’d be satisfied with those brothers and her. yui says she loves him and kino’s like (weakly) “you finally became mine…it’s the first time I’ve felt so…fulfilled…..” and he passes out, in a pretty serious “he’s dying” kind of way. yui kisses him, a big light appears, and we’re back in the real world! kino’s still not moving. karl heinz shows up again, explains the plot, and heals kino for us. he says that kino might have a real chance to become adam and obtain that power, who knows!

anyway, kino wakes up and karl heinz leaves for good. kino’s like “welp, I’ll go home now, and you should go home to the sakamakis’ place. byebye, princess!” and they just?? DO THAT??? I thought they’d go home together….?! kino straight up disappears him yui’s life for a while, but then he reappears under the starry sky. she hugs him immediately, it’s very cute. and he’s like “I’ve officially come to kidnap you! :D” he’s decided to throw away everything else, so he’s doing this just because he wants to be with her.

yui hesitates, and kino’s like “what? would you rather be with shu? or reiji?” and yui’s like “wouldn’t YOU rather be with YUURI-SAN?” kino understands her issue finally, and he’s like “ohhhhh. I see. look, yuuri is my SERVANT and he’s a MAN” and yui is like :O!!!!!! (as if gay ppl just dont exist but yknow we can discuss that another day)

so kino kidnaps her, and asks her never to leave him. (one of the tappable lines of dialogue is kino saying she’s cute for thinking yuuri was his lover. lmfao) that makes this the universe where kino never actually tried to kill the sakamakis. it seemed like they accepted him as their brother, and he certainly accepted them, so I’m happy!

labyrinth end:

like above, kino faces off against karl heinz, karl heinz says kino’s whole existence is for his real sons’ character development. yui clings to him and begs him not to kill kino, and karl heinz is like “hmm…I think this one’s a failure. time to reset!” and he points his powers toward yui and the sakamakis instead.

yui manages to take the full hit by herself to protect everyone. (she says karl heinz was probably going easy.) she dies, and kino freaks out before waking up in eden. it’s random, but usually characters are wearing their casual outfits in the real world, but kino’s still in his scarlet family outfit this time. I guess because they still wanted to use the bloody beat-up version of the sprite lol.

karl heinz is like “heyyyy welcome to my castle. looks like eve died! :(“ and kino gets emotional and says he only just realized his feelings. he asks her dead body, “why’d you protect the sakamakis? are they more important than your life? am I not good enough??”

then he threatens to kill karl heinz, and karl heinz kinda gives him this patronizing smile and freezes his body in place with magic. while he’s frozen, karl heinz tells kino that he’s time looped everybody and he resets time every time something goes to shit, like it is now. so he’s about to reset it again. kino wonders how many times they’ve been through this, and how many times he’s hurt yui. he swears to himself, even if he can’t remember, the next loop will be the last. he’ll break them out of this repeating destiny.

anyway, the next loop starts, and kino is outside the sakamaki mansion doing evil scheme stuff with yuuri (who doesn’t have any speaking lines, god damn it). he notices that yui seems pretty friendly with the sakamakis and it pisses him off. he says he’ll never give her to them……….. “never again.” he gets a sudden headache, like he’s getting his memory back, but then he disregards it. if he really is capable of recalling past loops, how cool would that be?!

I like that this ending seems to lead into lost eden! what a cool way to connect those games!!

[deceit-and-knowledge]

(OOC: HI.... It's my first time doing an ask... I was kinda nervous to put this, but I saw this event and I just had this idea I HAD to do. Anyway—)

A voice, a whisper, appears... From the distance?

"Oh, my... Look at him... He's looks crazy–!"

"I know, right!? He looks helpless!"

More and more whispers follow by, like hundreds of unrecognizable voices... Some loud, some low...

"He looks like the beasts when they corrupted..."

"He does! Huh... Do you think he'll jump to attacks us!?"

"Of course! Come on, come on! Stay away from him! He's dangerous!"

Some of the voices giggle, some of them gasp, afraid, of him.

"He looks... Pathetic... Doesn't he?..."

"Haha! Dont you think Pure Vanilla Cookie was holding laughter back there?! I swear I saw that!"

"Oh, dear! I also thought so! So embarrssing, honestly..."

Some voices giggle...

"Aww! Is he about to cry? Is he!?"

"___ Shut up! And– Stay– back! (Are you crazy!? He might as well crumble you!)

"But he looks so pathetic! And with how weak his body is I doubt he could even scratch me!"

"Don't test your luck, ___! Come on– Let's leave– We can't stay here..."

The only thing same for all voices...

"Such a shame... He's going to end up just like the others..."

"Well duh, you should have guessed since, like, the second one..."

"Yeah, I know. Still a shame, though. He made it out longer than the others... Turns out he's just as weak as them..."

"Welp, all stars end up burning at the end..."

"What do you think even made him last so long? None of us actually wanted him here..."

"Stubbornness, probably?"

Is that all of them stay away. None of them dares to come close to you...

"Stay away from him—"

"So pathetic—"

"He's dangerous!—"

"Poor star... Shined so bri—"

"Talk lower! He might hear you!—"

"Haha!—"

"Shush—"

"Don't stare too long—"

The voices layer each other progressively, like hundreds of voices talking at the same time... (...All of them about you, none of them to you.)

"Stay—"

"Walk faster—"

"Don't look!—"

"Hah—"

"Stay behind me, sweetie—"

They are scared— Embarrassed— making laught out— scared, scared— of you...

"Stay—"

"Run!—"

"Dangerous—"

"Pathetic—"

"Dangerous—"

...

"Dangerous—"

You knew it already, you just decided to ignore it...

"Dangerous—"

You were never meant to be happy, to reach for the sky...

"But he looks so pathetic—"

You'll only fall... Fall... Fall... That is all you can do, after all.

"___ Shut up! And– Stay– back—"

You're even worse than him...

"Don't test your luck—"

You know that, right? He's healing... He's helping... He's rising... And you? You are only falling.

The whispers become louder, unintelligible...

They're all right, aren't they?... Just takes to look at you to see that...

Oh well...

All stars end up burning.

(And it's your turn now.)

— {💧🌟~ Sea star anon!}

ooc: first ask anon and you're throwing hands at sage's mental health

f: .....

7%

....

6%

.....maybe they're right..

...

5%

pv: sage..?

f: .......Were you fucking laughing at me earlier..?

pv: no! I wouldn't laugh at you.. I was merely laughing at my-

f: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! *claws pure vanilla*

YOU'RE MOCKING ME I KNOW IT!! ALL OF YOU, YOU THINK I'M A MISTAKE, A MONSTER! WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO! YOU ALL FUCKING HATE ME ANYWAY! I KNOW IT I KNOW IT I KNOW IT I KNOW IT. GET OUT OF MY HEAD...

pv: ....

..s-sage...? D-don't listen to your head.. it's conspiring against you...

f: *heavy breathing*

pv: maybe it's my fault.. you're in a rather sensitive mental space I apologise..

[tnttime1]

Canon Classpecting info

soup, tnttime1 here. welp since my pc was broken for a few weeks ill need time to catch up on the aspect associations series (maybe considering a class connections one too). so here you can have a taste of my other works. also since im posting this on reddit and tumblr, maybe i should link the posts to each other at the begining like so

https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1lt2csi/canon_classpecting_info/

A while back in the homestuck discord server, i as well as a few others made the modern classpecting information document. A document about all directly stated classpect or hero journey related info. This is supposed to be a community project that gets updated as new info comes in, so i would like for others to add information about the classes in here or maybe direct information about what style, direction or vibe hussie would make this system with, with the proper links to where the idea came from. it was a creation born from frustration, seeing people ask for info that has been given hundreds of times before, seeing the same conversations on topics play out and seeing people look for info that people have already learned. it was also created from the frustration that people claim their own system to be the one true system, or deny the authors comments on their own work, describing a different classpecting system is fine but there are times when your idea isnt what the author intended or made. i really struggled at finding out what classpecting in homestuck was like thanks to such people and separating the homestuck classpecting to the deep and expansive classpecting of the fans.

I have made a few classpecting documents before but this is one is what i think will be the most useful and last the longest for readers and theorizers. we have information ranging from the basic info like "thieves steal their aspect" to the more obscure and harder to find ones such as "being academic relating to mages" and "heirs make others [aspectier]".

if you find info that was posted as a text or video, dont forget to save a local copy of the information (we already lost info of the lets read homestuck streams made by james roach, if anyone has a copy of the entire stream or even some relevant parts. contact tnttime1 on tumblr, discord or reddit).

I would like for you all to spread this information far and wide, so that we can atleast be on the same page on what the author intended/ is canon. HOWEVER just because this is canon that doesnt mean we cant make other forms of classpecting or make our own ideas, we as a fandom put a lot of effort and complexity and depth into the system, even if the author didnt intend for that, that doesnt make those ideas less valuable, and it doesnt mean we cant make more ideas that INTENTIONALLY deviate or even go against the canon idea of classpects.

also one last thing, if youd like to see it or if you have any ideas, we could make a sort of hyper canon classpecting document. a document with lots of canon classpecting info or ideas and lots of fanon info or ideas from the many different authors

[kindred-spirit-93]

spooky stuff

howdy yall im back on my bs (biscuit soliloquy) and idk what im doing with my life any more. bold of me to assume that i ever did. in other news:

my latest hyperfixation so to speak is watching daz play through horror games lol i have no idea why its so entertaining but it is. the jumpscares be jumpscaring and i dont have to do any of the work to play so its a win win!

im currently sick to my stomach after watching one lol buuuuuuut i also have a new short story idea hehe!! is more comedic, and honestly seems to me more doable than the falcon & flower.

f&f really deserves better writing lol and ive been thinking how to make it a sensible length without cutting out too much lore that it gets watered down, but at the same time i cant afford the time or braincells to mentally write and im kinda stuck. so idk maybe ill work on chapters that eventually lead somehwere? ill get back to it as soon as my latest batch of braincells hatch 👍

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til then lol this new idea is still halfbaked but it made me laugh so here yall go: broke uni student moves to be closer to campus. finds super cheap place to rent and its literally the perfect fit. knowing her luck all too well mc goes and checks the place out, bc surely theres something amiss.

nope! everything as far as her untrained eye can tell is normal and accurate to the advertising, its just that someone died there and lots of people werent comfortable with that. and its no problem for her so she takes it.

after a lil housewarming party consisting of her and her parents lol, some thrifted furniture and an unholy amount of rugs and blankets, mc begins to settle in and all that jazz. her marks are going up, shes sleeping better, its all great. until it isnt

weird stuff keep happening around the property and shes like oh. okay? and moves on. (unbothered queen. we stan)

quick detour; idk how well id be able to write considering this may be my first project, but it would be hilarious i think if shit got progressively weirder and more insane and shes like: *sips apple juice* welp. ive got a quiz tomorrow aint got time for this. or eh that kid had it coming or better yet: is that kite just suspended there? oh would you look at that it caught fire in mid air. cool. i honestly dont know which is funnier

boom the house is haunted. something, or rather someone, has been leaving her signs in the bathroom using the soap, moving around the plates and cutlery, ruining perfectly good upholstery (THAT WAS 73% OFF). its a huge invasion of her privacy and shes having none of it. also she doesnt believe in paranormal nonsense. this is more of an inconvenience to her than anything else. she yells at whatever the fuck is in her walls to show themselves before she contacts HOA >:(

with a pop a very pissed off ghost materialises muttering something about no need for escalations and that bitch gwennifer. she makes the ghost clean up the stuff they knocked over and what have u. and then shenanigans ensue i guess lol

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this whole story started with me coming up with a scene where mc makes like direct eye contact with the ghost and plays ayat al kursi. it was significantly funnier in my head but the mental image stuck.

also just for kicks she throws (half assedly) some zamzam water at the ghost and it goes right through them. guys do you see my vision?

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"i am here to make your life a living hell.

so not halal mode

one to match the gruesome horrors that lead to my demise...

brotha eugh

...so that my soul can finally be laid t- are you even listening to me??"

authubillah we have seen the evidence

"??????"

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memes for the soul. ill get back to this maybe perhaps one day. goodnight its one am lol and i have a long day ahead of me tmrw :')

the post from the tags lol >:]