#also seen here: spamton not being smooth in his transition at all

[bestsalesman1997]

* OK4Y!! AWESOME!! HERE'S! THE ! [[Address]]!!

(He tears the little note with the address off of his keys and places it near Audience quickly, like he's scared he'll be bitten if he gets too close.)

* [[That's All, Folks!]] I CAM E HERE FOR. SO [[I'll be going!]]. HAHAHA.

* ...[[While these offers last!]]... H0W'S YOUR [[Mother]]? STILL [[Missing Persons Report]]??

* [[Audience]]!! BUDDY. PAL. CHUM. KID. [Offspring]. HELLO. HOW ARE YO UU.

- @bestsalesman1997

hi dad!! I've been doing great! I even made pizza with- wait you don't like him. Uhm. How have you been?

..Are you okay???? You seem spooked by something