#also skoodge is there. napping

[the-knife-consumer]

Babies plus some tak and tenn stuff

[short-and-ugly]

nap over progress report i havent worked much on the active things (the rewrites and the second chapter of dw) but i have actually fleshed out the entire beginning chapter of the finale which i was struggling with so thats nice. thats where cao lau has importance. just a bit. but mostly its the 2 in 1 gal-ie girl

and i also added a good handful for the many flashback sequences

and added a new fucked up skoodge behavior that i can subtly write into everything he does (which will make something later feel even WORSE)

[anodyne-violence]

Voted Larb because his status as the one who took Vort feels interesting to me.

Vort WAS an important target. We can infer this from details in the show and the comics. Vortians designed the Massive itself, along with various other warships -- said warships might not be as powerful as what they gave the irkens, but they still pack a punch. When the planet was taken, the Empire didn't actually terraform it into anything obviously useful, it just became a military prison, my guess is so they could squeeze more research out of the goatmen. In the comics, their brains are harvested seemingly to boost irken IQs. There is a weird respect* there. (((*of course, the Empire's """"respect"""" of other lifeforms requires way more quotations than even I put down, but you get what I mean. A practice like this requires them to at least ACKNOWLEDGE Vortian intelligence, potentially to the point that it's naturally superior to their own. Good luck trying to get them to do that with any other species))). Even though the planet is a "cushy" assignment, I doubt it was as insignificant as Blortch turned out to be in the galactic conquest.

And Larb was given this target by a complete fluke.

From what little we saw of him, he was openly timid in the face of danger by episode 1(I don't remember if he tears up or not when he asks "why did you draw that?", but he was openly distressed). Yet, when we see him next, Vort is on fire and he's napping on that couch. Irkens don't need to sleep. My man is REVELLING. What kind of arc did he have on that planet? Did he start as frail as he seemed, only to awaken a true monster inside him during the conquest? Did he become so arrogant, he thought they couldn't scratch him, even when they had nothing left to lose? Was there ever even any malice in him, like, did he just see it as a job and nothing else so took the couch as a little treat? Am I off the money completely and something else was going on? I don't know. None of us do.

Man. Still not even done with the questions. How did he go about taking the planet from the Empire's then-closest friends? Did he hack into and access their own weaponry? Did he set up conflicts within different regions on the planet to start civil wars that he reaped the rewards of? Did he just use his own weaponry and burnt it all by hand? Was he ever actually as timid as he seemed an episode 1, or was that just a ruse, an attempt on the Tallests' mercy to get an assignment that wasn't terrible? The question here is whether he went from unconfident zero to inverted hero, or if he was always a snake, and honestly, both make for a potentially fascinating character in my opinion.

(There's also fun room to contrast him with Skoodge. Larb was notably short, short enough to be considered for Blortch before even Skoodge, but he was rewarded for a sudden growth spurt. Would he remember his former mistreatment? Or would he revel in the new privileges of being tallish by his society's metrics, spitting on people who used to be like him? Would there be any resentment on Skoodge's end if they ever met again? Aghh.)

Skoodge has been excluded in the name of actually underrated characters. Had the series not been canceled, he was already on schedule to join the main cast on Earth anyway.

Tak was never officially an invader to begin with.

And Tenn’s unfortunately failed in her mission, as far as implications go.

[random-iz-stuff]

Invader Zim Deathmatch:

ROUND 2, FIGHT 16:

INVADER LARB VS TAK!

The rules are as follows:

1. We’re assuming that both participants actively want and are willing to kill each other unless actively specified otherwise (for example: Chammy Wamboo).

2. The fight must be one on one so no outside help is allowed, but prep time is allowed.

3. The rule for prep time is that if one contestant gets prep time, the other contestant gets an equal amount of prep time as well.

[Masterpost]

Information about both contestants (who they are, powers and abilities, etc) can be found under the cut.

Contestant Stats:

Invader Larb:

“Nap-Lord of the most comfortable couch”

Appearances:

Invader Larb appears or is at least mentioned several times throughout the show and comics

Powers and abilities:

Irken physiology (can lift over 3 times their body weight and is extremely durable)

PAK (PAK legs, PAK lasers, shield generator, all the things an Irken PAK can do)

Elite military training (Larb is an Invader, meaning that he went through irken military training and became an elite soldier before going through Invader training. This means that Larb has the combat skills of an elite soldier)

Invader training (as an Invader, Larb is trained in espionage, stealth, sabotage, and other invader-related things)

Fun Fact (important):

Larb is an extremely successful Invader with a lot of conquered planets under his belt, but it’s worth pointing out that his accomplishments aren’t as impressive as they seem. As pointed out by Zim, Larb got all the easiest planets to conquer (even his initial planet of Vort, despite being extremely important, wouldn’t be that much of a challenge to conquer since Vortians and Irkens were on at least somewhat decently good terms at the time. Larb probably didn’t even need a disguise) and one of the planets in his list of accomplishments (Blorch) wasn’t even conquered by him. Larb’s actual invader prowess is a lot less impressive than it seems, with him conquering a lot of really easy planets and no really difficult ones to essentially pad out his score.

Tak:

“Dirtlord of Dirt with a planned 70 year reign”

Appearances:

Tak appears in the episode “Tak; The Hideous New Girl” and has a cameo appearance in Dookie Loop Horror.

Powers and abilities:

Irken physiology (can lift over 3 times their body weight and is extremely durable)

PAK (PAK legs, PAK lasers, shield generator, all the things an Irken PAK can do)

Elite military training (Tak went through irken military training, but fell just barely short of becoming an elite soldier because she missed the final test. This means that Tak has roughly the combat skills of an elite soldier)

Holograms (Tak has the ability to create holograms, letting her turn invisible and disguise herself. However, we never see Tak affect anything but herself with these holograms, implying that her holograms are limited to just covering her)

Mind Control/Wipe (using her holographic tech, Tak can compel creatures to do things. She can also wipe memories with the same tech. However, creatures of even average intelligence or greater are completely immune to its effects, meaning that it’s only effective on already stupid creatures. Even Zim is immune)

Fun Fact:

Out of universe, Tak is cursed. I mean it. Every time she tries to appear in an Episode/Comic/Movie/etc, something stops her. The show was cancelled before she could appear in any more episodes (which was supposed to happen), a last second animation error kept her out of ETF, copyright issues and Nickelodeon meddling kept her out of all the comics but the last one where she gets a one panel cameo (the same thing happened to Skoodge there). It’s almost like the universe actively doesn’t want Tak to have more appearances.

[gotta-resisty]

OOC: Resisty Weekly News

This Week: Interesting 

@commandor-lard-nar started off by helping @agents-pinkies Smeet Tenn repair some Sir Units.

Meanwhile, still on their break, @agnt-of-chaos , Dib, and Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim got very NSFW, they didn't hold back at all. They still had no idea what to call their relationship.

After a cuddle pile and a nap, Gir and Opal joined Zim and Dib to make s'mores. Zim had a talk about relationship labels with a few multiverse friends, @ask-paranormaloddities , @ukagaka-zim , and @kneltnotbowed . And Dib had a talk with @ambassador-d1b as well. He eventually got an idea of a name he could call Dib, but didn't use it yet.

Meanwhile, Membrane came home and thought that his kids both turned into cats, when in reality Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , just left her two cats there. Membrane started a fuss about it and Dib and Gaz went home to deal with it. Zim and Agent P, @resisty-tak tagged along.

Membrane was supportive of both of his kids being in gay relationships, Gaz freaked out a little finding out her brother was with Zim, Zim about died of laughter, Dib got frustrated with Membrane, and Tak vibed.

Membrane asked to meet Tak and Zim's parents. Gaz covered for Tak by saying she was an orphan, but Membrane remembered Zim wasn't an orphan, so Dib and Zim ended up getting Lard Nar to pose as Zim's father.

Before the meet up, Zim and Dib went back to Zim's base because Smeet Tenn wanted to see her brother.

Gaz and Tak had some cuddle time, Dib and Zim chatted after Tenn left, waiting for Lard Nar.

Purple found his way onto the Tallest only Multiverse chat room and talked with @time-loopzim about control brains and his situation. He also went on a walk with @resisty-agent-fox , Sarshe, and they bonded over Zim hatred.

Meanwhile, Zim got a blank message from Skoodge. Whether it was a glitch, or a warning, he didn't know. He did talk about it with @skoot-over , who gave him some Skoodge-y insight. And he talked with Dib, who helped him through a potential panic attack.

Once Lard Nar arrived, it was time for the parent meeting. Which was… chaotic.

It was some awkward small talk until Dib and Zim had a fight over literally nothing, which they both enjoyed. Membrane thought it was normal, everyone else found it awkward and Gaz and Tak left. They went to get Gaz a lab at HQ.

Zim, Dib, and Lard Nar stuck around with Membrane a bit, and Zim and Dib kept teasing and poking each other. Zim even called Dib Dib-mine. Once the dinner was over, they went back to the Congo and had some fun with each other.

With Tak's help, Gaz moved her cats into her new lab and settled in.

And Skoodge showed up again as an anon and talked to Skoot over. Sunny put him back together, but Skoodge was avoiding the Resisty.

Zim and Dib went for a walk in the Congo and Zim got attacked by a water snake. Zim climbed on Dib and spent the rest of the walk on his shoulders, and Dib even got to touch his toe beans. They got to try some new things with each other as well.

Gaz and Tak went looking for Lard Nar to ask about scrap metal so she could make something to help her legs. Though Gaz has an issue accepting help from Tak.

Smeet Tenn stole a comm device from Purple and Purple whined about it.

Zim made some fried rice for him and Dib. They separated for the night and the next morning, Dib was sick. He had a fever, a headache, and was dizzy. Zim kept an eye on him and made sure he stayed hydrated. Though Dib put up a fight about being helped.

Skoot Over contacted Skoodge in the mean time to find out how he was doing and if he was hostile, but didn't mention his findings to any of the Resisty.

Dib and Zim has a rough time with Zim being sick, Zim accidentally triggering Dib and making him feel trapped. Dib's smell was also changing, which Zim eventually figured out was a version of a mark between mates. Dib talked to Ambassador D1b about it.

Sarshe got to see Purple's secret tail in exchange for petting. They both had fun with that. Sarshe even got to pet his head and tail.

Dib eventually fainted from the fever and Zim panicked and brought him to his base. He set Dib up with an IV and monitoring equipment, which caused Dib to panic when he woke up.

He eventually calmed and the two had some nice time while Dib was on the final stages of recovery, and Dib even talked privately with the Zim's Computer to learn about Zim, Irken anatomy, and what it meant for them both. It got awkward. Dib went back to the Congo and Zim located Gir and Opal before following.

Sarshe also learned Purple's second or real name, Tyr.

Tune in next week to find out what happens next.

[raccoonzinspace]

I'm Having WAY Too Much Fun With This AU

*The pet Irkens have to be cage-trained for when the human owner leaves. After the incident in which Tenn stole his keys, he kind of has to do this. He thought that this would also keep Zim from destroying everything in the house.*

Zim: He literally claws/chews through the bars like a rat in order to escape and wreak havoc in the household. He's impossible to contain.

Skoodge: He sits there until he is let out. He might claw at the cage and start grunting when the human is about to come home.

Tak: She mostly naps in the cage, but will occasionally use her claws to manuver the latch and open the door whenever she feels like it. Clever girl!

Tenn: She will sit there and claw at the cage floor until she gets bored of this unusual texture. After that, she'll take a nap.

Red and Purple: These two will just vibe with each other in their cage as long as there's snacks. If there aren't any snacks, they will open the cage door and leave to find some.

[elitespacefreak]

Any dating headcanons for Skoodge?

AHDJGLSGKFBKS SWEET BABY BOY I LOVE HIM

• He is so very eloquent with his words and likes to write you poems and sweet stories and letters about how wonderful he thinks you are.

• Skoodge is a fiend for handholding. He loves to clumsily lace your fingers together and it makes him giggle so much. Literally at any point ever he’ll probably just reach over and take your hand and act like nothing has happened.

• Much like Zim, Skoodge likes to bake you things! His treats are a little more intensive and decorative. Where Zim prefers things like cookies and simple confections, Skoodge likes to try to really hard stuff, like creme brûlée and macarons and those fancy geode crystal and mirror glaze cakes.

• He’s a big fan of scary, despite his initial fear of Blorch - which he conquered and is very proud of. But he enjoys seeing what humans consider scary, and gets very into paranormal and ghost shows. He also gets along way better with Dib, but he prefers your solitary company so that he can snuggle to his heart’s content.

• Kissing on the lips makes him like overly blushy but he loves loves loves rubbing noses and sneaking you cheek kisses. Especially when you catch him and smoosh his cheeks a lil bit~

• Even though Irkens don’t require as much rest as humans, Skoodge is a sucker for a good cat nap. Particularly if he can temp you into joining him. Lots of pillows and blankets, quite like a nest of sorts.

• Skoodge isn’t as much of a stranger to his own emotions, and certainly doesn’t have a guilty or loathing attitude towards them. He’s very open about what he feels and likes to talk things like that out with you. He’ll make excuses to go on walks in the evening because you guys always have a good talk on long walks where you can see the stars.

[dib-shit]

Zim Takes a Fuckin’ Nap

Word count: 2.9k

Pairings implied: ZaSr, TaTr (very subtle), DaGrr (Dib x Gretchen). All can be seen as platonic too.

Warnings: Quite a bit of swearing but nothing derogatory, and a quick reference to furries, courtesy of Skoodge’s fashion taste.

Characters: Zim, Skoodge, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Gretchen, and Gir

Synopsis: Zim’s feeling pretty out of it, huh? Maybe he needs sleep. Wait, Irkens don’t sleep, do they? 

A/N: I originally started this while at the DMV waiting to get my first ID. It’s way longer than it should be, especially since I only wrote it so that Zim could say one thing. Anyway, hope you like it I guess. It’s my first fanfic I’ve ever published, even if it’s a shitpost so here goes nothing. Criticisms welcome if you have ‘em! 

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Five years. It’s been five years since Zim came to this hell hole of a planet. Five years since Zim began his never-ending attempts to hold this planet in his grasp. Five years since Zim met his absolute worst enemy. Four years since Zim discovered he was living with his best friend. Three years since his best friend attended Skool with Zim. Two years since Tak came back to Earth. One year since Zim’s worst enemy became his worst friend… one year since Zim discovered the truth about his mission.

Zim, Skoodge, Tak, and Dib were all attending the same shit hole Skool in their Junior year. One more year after this and none of them would ever have to bother with this nonsense again. Except for Dib. Apparently, he has plans for more education after what was legally required. Zim didn’t get this. The Dib was already a moron, there was no fixing that.

Zim also didn’t understand why Tak was even bothering on coming. She even completes every assignment with flying colors. What was the point? Irkens already had their education jammed into their PAKs moments after hatching. Unknown to Zim, Tak was actually trying to distract herself with skoolwork from something that was eating away at her from the inside. But that’s a whole other story.

Zim groaned as the History teacher droned on about whatever it was he talked about. Dib had shown him in the past that human history isn’t as boring as it seems, it’s just that the education system cuts out a lot of the interesting and sometimes crucial information. So far the only thing Zim gathered from this class on “U.S. History” was that a particular breed of humans were the absolute worst of all of them. These humans had a history of taking whatever the hell they wanted from others, and then ruining those other lives as they go. Dib says that these people, which seems to be the perspective the shitty, sugarcoated textbook is going off of, are “White People”.

Zim placed his chin on his desk as the lesson drove on. He stared at the board until the words didn’t look like words anymore. His eyelids began to feel heavy for some reason. He closed his eyes. His mind seemed to fade away when suddenly he snapped back to reality. Oop there goes gravity. He jerked so hard he nearly fell off his seat. Some of the students gave him puzzled looks, but most of them have gotten used to Zim’s bullshittery.

What the FUCK was that!?!?? He thought. It felt like his body was trying to shut down or some shit. He continued to struggle with this until class let out. Fortunately, it was the last period so he quickly began his trail to the base.

As he walked, he heard footsteps coming behind him, sounding short and out of breath. Skoodge ran up behind him, having to run quite a bit to catch up to him.

“What the hell took you so long?!” He asked. Skoodge, catching his breath, answered. “Got held up with the really large muscle kid. He doesn’t like me for whatever reason”

“Did you blow him up? I would have blown him up.”

“Well no… that would cause a lot of problems. Also, that’s illegal Zim… remember what we said about trying to be normal citizens?”

“No. YOU said that. I would never agree to stupid laws.”

“I know.” Skoodge sighed.

Skoodge had actually grown fond of the Planet. It was frustrating how dumb these humans were sometimes, but life was simpler. Nicer. Not only that but the fashion in the thrift stores were perfect for Skoodge. It was all he ever wore. At the moment he was wearing a pair of very bright surf shorts, along with a shirt that said “I love chubby furries” He had no idea what that meant, he just liked the picture of the fat dog person on it. It was possible that this was the reason he got stopped by Chunk after school.

They reached the neon green house and walked inside to be greeted by a rocket zooming straight into Zim’s gut, knocking him onto the floor. The robot stood up, hugged Skoodge, and then sat on the couch in a very calm manner. Zim was able to get back onto his feet, glared at the robot for a bit as Skoodge giggled a bit, and then removed his contacts and wig. Skoodge soon followed after and they sat on the couch together to watch whatever cursed programming the robot was watching.

“How did class go for you?” Skoodge asked him.

“eh.” Zim shrugged.

There was a moment of silence, then he spoke again.

“I’ve been having trouble keeping my eyes open lately. I think I got poisoned by that demon Moose we dealt with a few days ago.” Zim said.

“Uh… what do you mean keeping your eyes open? You just… keep them open??” Skoodge said with concern in his voice.

Any further questioning would only get grunts from Zim. Skoodge then turned to him and saw that Zim’s eyes were closed, and he seemed unconscious.

“ZIM?!?” Skoodge yelled.

Zim jolted back into consciousness and screamed back “WHAT!?”

“You did the thing!”

“What thing?!?”

“You know the… oh never mind.”

Zim probably would have fallen out of consciousness again had Dib not called Zim’s phone. How Zim had a cellphone plan is beyond me but whatever.

“Hey is Skoodge there with you?” Dib asked.

“Yeh.”

“You two wanna come over or whatever? Tak came to hang out with Gaz, and Gretchen’s family stayed home for sabbath so she’s coming over too. I don’t know, it could help us bond better or whatever”

Skoodge, listening in, started nodding his head. He was actually good friends with Gretchen. He hung out with her at the library even before she got the courage to start talking to Dib again. That, and he actually got along with pretty much everyone.

Zim made a face similar to a scrunched up sea sponge, but told Dib they would come over.

“Also, please don’t bring Gir guys. There’s still damage in the walls from last time.” Dib then said goodbye and hung up.

Zim groaned and slowly slid himself off the couch, onto the floor, and then stood up. Skoodge went to the cabinet, grabbed a bunch of candy and snacks, and said he was ready to go. After arguing about whether to share their snacks with the others, and Skoodge somehow winning the argument (thanks to Gir screaming in his defense), they headed out to the human’s household.

…

Zim seemed to forget about the weird shutdowns while he was busy trying to beat Dib’s ass in Smash Bros. Zim refused to stick with one character so he had to readjust to the move sets almost every round, which really didn’t help his goal. It also didn’t help that they were also playing against Gaz, who made it very hard to survive more than a minute. After many rounds of various video games between the group, they finally decided to settle down with a Movie and then sleep over. It wasn’t like Professor Membrane would give a shit, he was never home.

The other two times they did this, the Irkens in the group would either just stay up playing more games and watching movies, or they would leave. The species wasn’t known to sleep. They are able, but there was no need. Dib compared it to the gems in Steven Universe. Zim would agree but first, he would have to admit that he watches the show along with Skoodge.

This time was going to be different.

The pull of unconsciousness was tugging at Zim again. Throughout the movie, he tried to combat it by jerking his body suddenly as to re-alert himself. Occasionally he would yell out, which quickly got on the others’ nerves.

“Zim what the fuck is your problem?!” Gaz eventually asked, although she didn’t care that much, she just wanted him to shut up.

“WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!” Zim screeched back at her, which he immediately regretted upon seeing Gaz’s reaction.

Before any damage could be done, Tak preemptively held Gaz’s arm back, knowing pissing Zim off would only result in a shit-fest. Dib, having previously been obsessed with Zim’s every move when they were enemies, somehow did not notice his rival was a bit off until now.

Avoiding any more interaction with Zim and risking another blowup, Dib asked Skoodge to join him in the kitchen and asked the short Irken what was going on.

“You mean the yelling? Dib, you should know that’s normal for him” Skoodge stated matter-of-factly. Dib stared at him for a second before responding.

“N-… No Skoodge, I mean the other thing… and wh- what the fuck are you wearing?”

“What, my shirt? Why?” Skoodge asked. 

Dib looked like he was somehow holding a stroke.

“… Nevermind. Back to the issue at hand. It looks almost like he’s… falling asleep or something?? Did Zim eat something bad or??…” Dib trailed off, not really sure how he was going to finish that sentence.

“Falling… asleep? I never really considered that. But we don’t sleep, our PAKs sorta recharge as they go.” Skoodge said.

Dib sighed. “I know. you guys have explained this multiple times, but what if something happened and now-” Dib stopped for a moment. Something clicked in his head. His eyes widened.

“Skoodge… how much does Zim remember the demon moose incident?”

“I don’t know… he knows it happened and he knows it did something to him” Skoodge responded.

“The kick. The moose kicked him and it hit his PAK… Zim’s PAK must’ve gotten damaged. I bet that’s what’s happening.” Dib told him.

“What???” Skoodge was confused.

“The demon moose fucked up Zim’s PAK so now he doesn’t recharge very well. That’s why he’s so tired. He needs sleep.” Dib explained. He was also beginning to realize what was going to have to come next.

They needed to get Zim to go to sleep. It was going to be hard, but the little shit needed a nap. It was going to be like trying to put a gremlin to sleep.

The movie was over. Zim had passed out again. Dib gathered everyone else in the kitchen and explained what was going on.

“Why can’t we just leave him there?” Gaz said.

“Because he’s going to wake up again and try to avoid going to sleep. He needs to know what’s going on so he can get proper rest.” Skoodge responded. It’s an absolute mystery how Zim was able to get by at all without him for some time.

“We could always tase him and just throw a blanket on him.” Tak proposed. She still had some bitterness towards him for ruining her life plans.

“We’re not doing that Tak,” Skoodge stated.

Gretchen spoke up, “Why don’t we just… tell Zim? Explain to him, and then help him get to sleep?”

The others stared at her for a moment, unwilling to admit they were overthinking this a little. It couldn’t be that hard, could it? They were about to get an answer.

Waking up Zim was a mistake. Naturally, he screamed and ended up slapping Dib as a “reflex” although he had to turn around and reach for Dib and Skoodge was the one that actually shook him awake. Skoodge tried to start his explanation but Zim was NOT having it. He got enough bullshit already about being a “defective” so another layer on top of that, to have a PAK that needed him to sleep every now and then, that did not sound fun.

“Zim, listen, it’s okay. You just need to let yourself sleep. you’re already doing it bit by bit but you need to fall all the way.” Skoodge told his friend.

“Yeah, but not on our couch,” Gaz added.

“I can get a sleeping bag. Skoodge is welcome to stay too. I know Tak already is ‘cuz she’s got some project she’s working on with Gaz or something.” Dib said, before leaving the room. When he got the sleeping bag, he decided to grab another for Skoodge… maybe he could try sleeping too? It would be awkward just sitting there all night, and he knew the two of them enough that if Zim was doing something that involved letting his guard down, there was no way Skoodge was leaving his side. Dib would have liked it better if this was done at their base and not in his living room but with Gir there, it probably wouldn’t work out very well.

By the time Dib returned, Gaz and Tak were in the backyard working on Tak’s ship (which Dib had reluctantly returned to her). He could hear faint static from the communicator again. Tak must still be trying to connect to whoever she’s looking for on Meekrob again. Gretchen was sitting on the couch looking at memes on her phone. Skoodge was sitting by Zim on the other side of the couch, still trying to coax him into sleeping, with Zim still refusing.

“Zim isn’t budging… but Skoodge is getting somewhere I think.” Gretchen updated Dib. “By the way, Gaz agreed to let me sleep in her room since the living room will be occupied, and your room would be a little awkward.” Suddenly she remembered that she had to text Keef… her parents thought she was staying at his house for the night, not the Membranes’. As she got up to talk on the phone in private in another room, Dib took her place on the couch.

Dib unrolled both sleeping bags, then stood there awkwardly watching Zim and Skoodge argue. There was no way Zim was going to agree to this with their current tactic. So he proposed to them his earlier idea of Skoodge also sleeping, hoping that would make Zim more comfortable. Upon hearing this, Zim was silent for a bit, looked at Skoodge, then Dib, back to Skoodge, then the floor.

“Wait… Gir!” Zim finally spoke.

“Don’t change the subject dude, you need to fucking sleep!! Gir is fine!” Dib yelled at him.

Just then there was a loud single knock on the door. But really it sounded like someone crashed into the door, followed by multiple little knocks.

“Who could that be knockin’ at my door?!” Dib said in a song-like tune, but also nervous because it was like, 2 in the morning. Seriously who the hell…

“Go away. Don’t come here no more…” Dib finished the lyric under his breath as he answered.

Dib was greeted by a small green dog who looked up at him silently, called Dib a bitch, then walked inside. Dib didn’t even react… by this point he was used to this sort of thing.

“GIR, NO SWEaRiNg!!!” Zim yelled as Dib shut the door behind the robot.

The commotion brought Gretchen back into the room. She took one look at Gir and already picked up on what was going on. Wherever Zim and Gir are together, screaming is sure to follow. She walked over to the little robot to pat his head and scooped him up like a baby.

“What are you doing here Gir? We told you to stay at home.” Skoodge asked, hoping this wasn’t going to make the argument with Zim more difficult.

Gir gave puppy dog eyes more than he normally did, ears drooping and everything. “The pig left… and I was looooonely,” Gir replied with tears in his voice, then suddenly perked up and happily said, “SO I cAMe HERE!!!.”

“Hey Gir, do want to take a nap? Zim is going to try to sleep.” Gretchen calmly told him, still carrying him like a toddler on her hip.

“Yeah!! Sleepytime!! I’ll help get Zim to sleep!” Gir then pulled out a hammer and held it up like he was going to hit Zim with it.

“NO NO NO NO!! GIR DON’T!!” Everyone else screamed. Gir looked at them with a smile still, as Skoodge carefully took the hammer from Gir, and set it in the kitchen. Maybe it was time to talk to him about what’s possible in cartoons… and not in real life.

“Damn, I thought Gir would be on my side… he usually hates having to rest,” Zim grumbled. Dib rolled his eyes and wondered if Zim had actually contacted Gir at some point to get him out of this.

There was a silence for a while. Skoodge looked at Zim and simply said “please… it’ll help. I promise.”

“eeeeeeUGaAAaaaaHHHHGH… FINE!! I’ll take a fuckin’ nap or whatever.” Zim loudly complied. “But only if Skoodge stays. I still don’t trust any of you.” Skoodge nodded in understanding as everyone gave a sigh of relief

God… took long enough, Dib thought. He was surprised it didn’t involve more damage to his house. Whatever. The green bastard was going to finally sleep. Wait… did he know how to sleep? Eh, he’ll figure it out, he’s basically been doing it already, he just had to let it happen.

The two Irkens got settled into the sleeping bags, and Dib tossed them some pillows. Gretchen set Gir between the bags, as he curled up and immediately passed out. They finally got comfortable, Dib turned out the lights, and Gretchen said goodnight. The two humans were about to make their way upstairs when they heard a “Hm.” from Zim.

“What is it?” Skoodge whispered.

Zim made a smirk with his eyes still closed, as he was snuggled up in the poofy sleeping bag. “I’m a warm little bitch.”

The End