#also try to work with this mouse

[seaofreverie]

One year ago I made this lil comic about being aromantic, based on the lyrics of Eaten By The Monster Of Love! I meant to post it on the anniversary of me making it but I missed the day, oops... so today felt like a fitting alternative :3

Happy Valentine's Day!! Whether you were eaten by the monster of love or not, I hope you have a fun day today!

[sweetestflow3rs]

regaining back aura to whip out a couple of more doodles / finally do the ship chart stuff, but in the meantime, i feel like like yapping about linoel’s ( linden / remy & noel ) dynamic because it itches my brainworms right

but essentially, to sum it up: it’s unrequited, almost oedipus-like complex linden has towards noel who does NAWT care about them at all and only sees them as a bag of income. cause when noel became “noel” and needed a fresh start, linden has been someone that’s been pretty “supportive” ( sees noel as an investment ) of her!! seeing this almost cagey animal in the body of a girl, linden offering her employment at their slaughterhouse while also giving her the benefit of bringing the meat back to her “roommate”, helping her get a new home: it’s all because they saw potential in her to be a great asset!! and like!!! she is!!!

when noel finally opens her own weapons shop, one of her biggest clients is linden buying gear for their thugs! but in the meanwhile, linden doing all this hoping that noel will show her appreciation, do a “wow boss! thank you so much!”, a fraction of a smile even, meanwhile she gives them nothing. just says a dismissive “thanks” for every gesture linden does, going to the next thing on her to-do list like as she if doesn’t want to be in their presence much longer. and yes… she quite literally doesn’t. she hates linden’s ass and linden knows it LMAO

which brings me to my next part of the “oedipus” thing - cause linden’s constant giving to noel and looking signs for positive validation, is because noel reminds them of their mom who neglected them as a child. the same disregard and lack of care, that makes linden feel so small under noel’s scrutiny. the only difference between the two is that unlike the other, linden has a slight power imbalance over noel who is still technically their employee. which, for linden who has mother issues, and is desperate for any sort of attention from noel, THEY TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF IT. noel going from having two menaces who like to bother her ( cody & leo ) to three menaces ( linden added onto the mix )

[itsamenickname]

So originally, I was going to upload this one-shot in mid-June, but because I was able to finish it much faster than expected (not to mention that I didn’t want to wait a whole month to upload it when it's already done), I decided to skip the wait and share this one-shot angst Bowuigi story with you all now. :)

Thank you to @jelixpo for inspiring me to write this one-shot! 

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Till Death Do Us Part My Sweet Little Bride

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Super Mario & Related Fandoms

Relationships: Luigi x Bowser

Summary: 

Luigi Mario was not in love with Bowser. Sure, he greatly cared about Bowser (he really did), but from the moment they started hanging out, Luigi was only interested in befriending the Koopa King.

But unbeknownst to Luigi, Bowser was not okay with the idea of just being Luigi’s friend.

Not one. little. bit.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65653114

[anomalymon]

speaking of enshittification of buttons what the fuck is the point of this-

[arlo-rose]

guys I’m so good at having a laptop

[heehawheehawheehaw]

I’m 25k words deep into my post s12 hotchreid fic and nowhere near being done. Should i post the first chapter as a teaser on Ao3 and not update regularly for a few weeks or should i be strong and not post until it’s all written?

[chronomally]

Death by a thousand cuts in my class this week

[cornsarts]

OC-tober Day 1: Fav OC

Cass number 1 girl 4ever and ever amen

[ghcstcd]

Dew and Secondo are so grossly romantic. Secondo kissing a lock of Dew's hair? God, gross-

[sashasylva]

Somehow ended up in two situations within 4 days of each other where I had to gently grab frenzied small animals to get them out of buildings they shouldn't be in.

[tropicalcontinental]

[svtskneecaps]

so what i'm putting together from osmosis and the wonderful livebloggers and the incredible arkanis english updates account is something like this

Prefeito Jota: Hello, I'd like to hire you to investigate what happened in my city/island(?)!

Bagi, who was previously "invited" to a mysterious island/city by its elected official, subsequently trapped on the mysterious island/city, investigated the deep mysterious history of the island/city, came to no conclusions, found her brother after years of searching, was separated once again from her brother, gained and lost an adopted daughter (possibly to being kidnapped by the island government, which was evil), gained and lost a demon fiancée (possibly to being dragged back to hell, so there's no way to find her), gained and lost a close demon friend to dubious circumstance (did he die for his children? is he with skeppy in the gas station?), and has had an unknown amount of time to process and/or suppress all of this: Sure! :D

[thebexvalentine]

Does your pet watch TV?

I'm so curious about this, because I have had two pets now who will actively watch TV/computer monitors, be it while playing movies, tv shows, youtube videos, or even video games, so pet owners of tumblr...

Does your pet watch TV (or computer screens if they're playing a video of some kind)?

[ninjaturtlecosmo]

*Cal and Art Teacher are having a drink together at the bar*

Art Teacher, clutching a bottle of vodka and having dark circles under his eyes:........ Cal, I'm ending humanity.

Cal:...... Huh? Okay how much have you had to drink?

Art Teacher: I'm serious, Cal. Want to know why? One; My declining mental health.

Cal: Yeah, we're all well aware of that.

Art Teacher: Two, the music industry continues to award artists for shallow lyrics, instead of those who write more poetic lyrics.

Cal:....... Yeah, i see what you mean.

Art Teacher: And three; They still eat fried guinea pigs in Peru and Ecuador.

Cal: Art, i don't think eating guinea pigs is a reason to end humanity.

Art Teacher: Cal, would you eat a fucking guinea pig?

Cal:..... No?

Art Teacher: Exactly! There's too many other reasons to list too on why humanity has failed as a species, and now they all must pay...... *slowly pulls out a globe*

Cal: Lucifer, give him water the rest of--..... What is that?

Art Teacher: A voodoo globe..... Whatever i do to it happens to Earth.... *lightly taps near New York, causing their surroundings to shake as an earthquake almost happens*

Cal: !!!!!!!!.... Art? Put down the globe, now!

Art Teacher: I'm gonna make a news article happen.... what should i take out first? Wyoming?

Sunny: ._. Huh?

Art Teacher: New Jersey?

Magician Mouse: WHAT?!

Art Teacher: No.... I know.... 8) I'll take out Ohio.... Goodbye Ohio! *raises up his hand*

Cal: NO!!!!!!!!!!! *takes the globe away from him*

Sunny:......*talks into a walkie* Blossom, get the strait jacket.

[a-wins-a-win]

unpopular opinion?? maybe?

Matt & Ivy have a really interesting dynamic!! both pre- and post-canon!! with or without romantic undertones!! either reciprocal or one-sided!!

and obviously it has to be handled with a particular level of care/respect BUT I think if we allowed them enough grace there is space to explore a really interesting possibility for that relationship.

[energeticpoltergeist]

still on my TOMC au bullshit so here be some drawings of the swap-verse's version of White Pantera!

like i did with swap!Frida i'll elaborate on him under the read more along with cropped versions of the images

so first off is the obvious part, he's a villain instead of a hero (which is part of why swap!Frida isn't allowed at the Rivera household since she's y'know a police cadet here)

still very dramatic and a bit of himbo, but somehow a bit more dramatic then he is in canon probably due to his crime being theatrical-esque (he's purposefully trying to make it grander then it is cause he likes being top of the headlines on the news)

seeing as this is a version of Rodolfo Rivera of course he's still in love with his ex-wife Maria, although the divorce was a tad bit messier then it was in canon

obviously cares about family(he's a Rivera after all that shit ain't changing) so he'll put family above villainy and such but he'll also take his son out to go commit crimes and talk about feelings

proud of his son for breaking rules, not so proud that his son is breaking the rules to hang out with a police cadet

the Bronze Boots of Truth still pretty much work as they did in canon, just cause something is truthful doesn't mean it's good or heroic after all (...no idea why he hasn't been banned from the local villain race when his power is running fast)

...may or may not get blackmailed at some point