#and FORGOR ABOUT IT I am SORRY

[st0rmyskies]

Little bit embarrassed to be sending this ask, but I looked through the hsh boys' rankings and now I'm curious.

How often do the respective guys masturbate? Any preferences in technique, tools, or entertainment material?

Are you KIDDING anon don’t be embarrassed I live for finding this kind of shit in my inbox

Under the cut for spice.

Time

As one friend put it, “he never needs to do it because someone’s always crawling up his leg.” Well, yes, but during those rare dry spells the man does have to tend to business now and again in order to maintain that… sunshine-y personality. He’s an every-other-day practitioner, every third day at most. By the fourth day he is considerably irritable. No unnecessary props or entertainment or all that. It’s purely perfunctory, mainly manual, and it's typically a nighttime affair. His only indulgence is lube. Perhaps afterward he can get some decent rest.

Twillight

This boy makes self-care a part of his daily routine, every day. Why the hell did you think he was so nice?? He’s one to sneak away for an afternoon nap, or at least some quiet time alone in his room, and that door is locked. He likes videos, the short free ones you find on any generic site, but he watches them muted for fear of discovery. He likes to be mostly-clothed, just unzipping his jeans and holding the hem of his shirt in his teeth. He likes having something in his mouth to bite on during. A lotion guy. If it’s a special night that he has some alone time, he might try to indulge in a bit of back door experimentation.

Wild

Our bby Wild is a twice-daily buddy, once as a little wake up treat and again as a wind-down activity before bed. Any encounters with partners or roommates are just a happy lil bonus in his day. He has vibes but can never remember to keep them charged, and he is very fond of insertables for solo play. He keeps it to his room and he’s generally quiet but the guys know, if not for the panting than for the blissed-out look on his face and mussed hair when he emerges. He does like pictures and seeks them out often for some solo inspo.

Champion

The definition of utilitarian, his needs are sporadic and taken care of with an efficient shower moment. It’s just another part of the routine for him. Wash the hair, scrub his arms, feel between his legs—Interested? No?—start rinsing. He does have a guilty pleasure for all things media, though, especially amateur. It’s just more realistic. Those episodes are spent in his room with the door locked and a chair in front of it. He passes it off as a post-workout nap.

Warriors

He is also a once-a-day-er because Warriors never denies himself anything pleasurable, ever. It’s a morning routine thing for him (unless the preceding night was particularly taxing), that way he can just hop in the shower right after to clean up and get on with his day. No media, no toys, just some silky lube and a rousing arm workout to start the day.

Sky

It is a rare event for him to indulge. And by that I mean once, twice a week. There is no shortage of interest, and he will give the little guy a friendly hand now and then, but he likes to wait most of the time. It’s better when he waits. I have two prevailing theories for this: one, Sunny might have a say in when he gets to, if that kind of play excites them both; two, you KNOW that boy is passing the FUCK out as soon as he’s finished. The risk of being discovered in a compromising position is therefore very, very high.

Wind

As a hot-blooded young man, he too is a once-a-day fiend, with the occasional second or even third round if the mood strikes him. There is no rhyme or reason to his timing. He likes videos best and will set up in bed with something playing on his monitor(s) and his headphones on. Likes bossy women. Also a lotion guy.

Four

Frequency varies between twice weekly to every day. Four shies away from any visual media, although he'll read stories now and then. He doesn't do things while he's reading, but he'll remember scenes sometimes and let them play out in his mind. It's a casual affair, something more about relieving tension than any surges of lust. It just feels good. And taking care of it himself is way better than involving other people (ew). Although he enjoys squishy silicone toys, it's more so that he can squish them than it is about using them. (You know how some dick designers offer little mini pours of silly things like little dragons or cats? That's what he likes.)

Legend

He's not an every-day guy, but when Legend goes for it he goes for it. We're talking toys, maybe rope, maybe wearing something special that he feels good in. We're talking multiple o's. Something something growing up homeless meant that moments of secure privacy were rare, so he had to make the most of them. It's a habit that dies hard.

Hyrule

During school, he'd sort of... forget about his needs until they roared to the surface, demanding immediate attention or else he was not going to study. Now that he's more secure in his fellowship years, Rulie tends to save those times of self-love for off days, which he only gets 2-3 a week. He's more apt to spend time with a partner than solo, anyway. It's just his preference.

Dark

No one's surprised that he's once a day, right? Sometimes it's a wake up thing, sometimes he waits until he gets in the shower. He'll just spit in his hand and go for it. There are occasions when he busts out a box of insertables from beneath his bed and has a grand ol' time to himself on a boring afternoon. He'll watch videos, he'll just fantasize, above all he's not picky. On those days when he knows he's seeing his boo that night, he might abstain, but that makes him VERY hungry later on in the day.

Shadow

He's incredibly secretive about his habits and preferences. He has a wide variety of implements including vibes, phallic objects, silicone eggs, you name it. He has only a moderate drive and will make use of them a couple times a month at most, although sessions are typically long-ish. What's that saying about 'doing what you love'? Yeah, well, when you make something fun into a job you kind of don't view it the same anymore.

[meamiki]

a combo(s pretzel),,, will save him,,, from being K.O.

[the context/idea of this is from a stream i was on with a friend!!]

((link to stream/vods post below, since it was posted separately))

streams over! heres is the link to the stream post from my main. done separately due to being rated mature tho ASFADA

[i-mybrunettelady]

pov you're enjoying hoelbrak's snow but you also need everyone to know they'll get their ass kicked if they mess with your kid

[kittylittersmoothie]

POV: You suddenly remember the story that you were supposed to be writing several weeks ago exists

[l-inator]

I call this one...

"Is it Worth it?"

An ode to Terraria master mode.

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The biblically accurate blurry furry below vvv

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

[pointing towards you emoji] favorite blaseball team. go

(if you want to practice drawing in another style, then draw yourself as a transformer OR as a human character)

WE ARE FROM CHICAGO

[moosemann404]

have u ever listened to Suddenly Wheatley from the portal 2 musical,,

yes I have and it is ver nice

[stargatebarbie]

hello tungle dot net i have drunk spirits tonight for the first time in I think 2 maybe 3 years and I would like to say to you all that I love you dearly and genuinely. if we have spoken at all even in passing a guarantee that I think of you often and in high regard. if I have ever like, not responded to you or tumblr equiv of left you on read it is absolutely because I am extremely anxious as a person and also autistic as all get out and do not know how to interact with people in a socially acceptable manner. You are all beautiful incredible people and I would talk to you more if only I knew how. goodnight, and from the bottom of my heart, I love you guys

[mothmandibles]

Halloween OC Gift Exchange!

THAT'S RIGHT. TIME FOR ANOTHER OC GIFT EXCHANGE BABY!

Want to have your ocs drawn? Want to draw other's ocs? Well it's time for the scariest OC art gift exchange! You get assigned someone to draw for, and someone draws for you, everyone wins!

"does it have to be necessarily halloween themed" ... no its just that that's when the drawings will be posted. but it could be fun to have a theme going right ?!

Timeline and rules can be found on the sign up form! which is riight

! HERE -> SIGN UP ! <- HERE !

To see all and only news, have all the information avaliable in a pinned post, and the final pieces when it's time for posting, please check out @mesevents ! i am not creative with the name , sorry !

[hyaesia]

finished P3Re ep aigis last night... it's been a Long while since i've played the answer and even then i only did one (1) time but i digress. i revoke my earlier statements about them butchering the shadow makoto cutscene. i think recontextualizing the scene as a more emotional and "beautiful" goodbye as SEES realizes they've not processed their grief At All works for what specifically they were doing in EpAi.

the focus in the original was Just on makoto being peeled. it was about the horror of what happens to your body after you die, the audience realizing along with SEES that this is what is happening to him. and like. damn after seeing that it makes sense why yukari really Wouldn't want to go back to the present, because who wants to acknowledge that their best friend is rotting away? that her father rotted away years ago? that everyone they've lost on the journey is doing the exact same? accepting that you won't see someone ever again is one thing, but acknowledging that the body you hugged and smiled and laughed with is decomposing and being eaten away by bacteria and worms and time is...a whole other ballpark

but EpAi actually shows SEES as his shadow fades away. this is the last time they'll ever see him in front of them (regardless of whether the shadow is a "real" part of the him they knew) it's about the tragedy of fading away, of letting go of the person you knew but holding onto the memories you have with them that will never die

and like... i love both approaches! they both suit their respective adaptations. the answer is about the final stage of accepting death: how disgusting and shocking the reality really is beyond just the emotional. EpAi is about saying goodbye one final time, but that those goodbyes are not the end; they're a new beginning as you learn to live your life for the departed

[sword-swordswordsknife]

[marked as mature due to mature stream + general content warning. as i do not know the topics that will occur LMAO.]

my friend is playing thru & streaming ISAT for the first time & is live RIGHT NOW [on uh 6PMish EST 5/23/24 lmao]]!!

i am also in call, as someone who has Knowledge, and sometimes you will be able to hear when i want to Say Things but cant because Spoilers Technically ASFASFAD

we are doing voices for everyone :D!!

and are currently at basically the beginning of Act 2!!

come join and chat if u want!! or lurk!!! u can fish with channel points!!! it won't interrupt stream since it happens in the corner. well actually it might since we both like fishing and we'll prob both join in but its fine

bonus: the start of a doodle of another stream bit that i'll finish up proper,,, eventually,,,,,:

[gh0st-s0da]

I tried to do Cringetober 2023 but I only did like 2 days :/

anyway this was day 1: Heterochromia and I decided to be indulgent and draw a crossover of my two hyperfixations cause I couldn't decide between them

[balloonboyismyson]

Freddy: No, he's dangerous, he'll kill you

Y/N: But what if I'm sososososo nice to him that he'll snap out of it, sniffle, crying

Freddy: Looking at Monty whose screaming for "Rockstar!" while snapping his jaws menacingly

Freddy: Yeah. Yeah I don't think that'll work right now

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE WHAT IF. HE REMEMBERS HOW LOVING AND SWEET I AM WHAT IF HE JUST IS LIKE OH DAMN WHAT WAS I EVEN DOING LMAO THEN WE KISS?

What if the snapping of his jaws is a tease 😳 ?

[jrwiyuri]

if you have any family or friends where you are it might be good to rant to them about this. It sounds pretty serious and maybe something they can help you work out or at least have someone who’s immediately there to hear you when you vent. If you’re considering action please let them know

Oh I am so sorry bestie that post was not serious at all. Thank you sm for the concern really but I am just a whiney bitch 😭😭

[carofb3]

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY @pikaaud !!!

It is actually insane to think we both are legal adults in Amarica now we both be drinking that silly juice ! but legally!! I really hope your doing good and that you have a good birthday :)!

(kinda tried to go for the same vibe you did for me bc it was really cool and i had sm fun drawing the flow of the pose) (also ignore how im posting this on probaly not your bday yet but fheuohuesfo its sep 9th here SHHH XD)

[keeps-ache]

lemon is good on everything, lime is good on the things that are not everything, and so the world remains in balance