#and I think they are completely and utterly wrong

[madamechrissy]

Mr. Nanami's Secretary

Pairings - Boss Nanami x Secretary reader

Contents/warnings- based off the movie 'The Secretary' quite clearly aha, BDSM heavy, dom/sub elements, Nanami is NOT nice lol, power dynamics, some sexual teasing, quite an ass beating bc Nanami is mad at your typos!!!

This is for my baby @indiewritesxoxo she wanted this fic to win so badly lol! If ya'll want a tag for part two lmk in the comments <3

How did you end up here?

Crawling on all fours, with Mr. Nanami's paper dangling between your lips, wearing your black gartered stockings and your little blouse and pencil skirt, utterly professional looking - but here you are, crawling like a little puppy over his hardwood floors. As you get closer and enter his office, he leans back, lowering his green glasses, stern face assessing you when you crawl up to him.

You tilt your chin up and he reaches a hand down, tugging it out of your teeth's grip, inspecting it while tugging at his cheetah tie. It's the one quirky thing about his otherwise serious attire, this suit that fits him just a bit tightly, his muscles so big under his dress shirt it's like the material has to stretch.

You know there are two outcomes to this paper.

One, praise.

Two, punishment.

You're perfectly happy with either, you love his punishment as much as you love his praise - only one thing would be better, and that's having all of Mr. Nanami, which you're dying for. Your cunt is wet again just thinking about it, about another three days of not sitting right because he's beat you with his belt, and maybe he'd actually do more with you.

Nanami's lips purse as he's carefully studying your typing, if he finds just one flaw, you'll be bent over his desk, if you do it perfectly, he'll pat your head so sweet and let you rest your cheek on his lap. The thoughts make your heart race, as you patiently wait, your palms flat on your thighs as he likes you.

"Hmm," his husky sound just makes you desire him more, fuck you're tired of touching yourself to the thoughts of him, eyeing his side profile in the soft lights ahead. "What a shame, you almost got it all completely perfect."

"I did-"

"Did I tell you to speak?" His voice is calm, raising a thin brow, turning to you now, you're flushed when he tilts your chin up with two fingers, hazel eyes glinting.

"No, Sir."

"No, I didn't, yet you're still talking, huh?" You open your mouth again, just to close it. "I was going to let this slide, because it's just one letter wrong, but..."

He stands now, pushing back his giant office chair, standing so tall over you as his hand enwraps in your hair, tugging just a bit, you see the tenting in his slacks, making your cunt throb around nothing. You barely hold in a whine as he speaks slowly.

"Go lock the door."

You know better than to argue or ask, it's been your new routine, serving him, and he in turn tells you what to do. What to eat, what to wear, what to say, fuck you love it, love feeling like finally your life has some sort of order, wanting it to belong to him utterly.

With a gentle click of his door, you look back over your shoulder at him, so tall and broad, he's loosened his tie just a bit, showcasing the veins running across his neck. You swallow nervously as you head back to him, until your heels are right against his perfectly polished dress shoes.

"Bend over the desk," he murmurs, stepping around it, as you walk up nervously, doing just that. "Lift your skirt."

You're palms flat on the desk, arched for him, you've tugged your skirt up over the curve of your ass, while he just stands there. "Mr. Nanami..."

"I haven't given you permission to speak darling, have I?" The way it rolls off his tongue, when you feel his fingers ghosting your ass, the way you wish he'd do more, touch more, for once he does barely brush your slit for just a moment, your eyes shut, a gasp escaping. "Your slutty cunt is soaking wet from crawling on the floor?"

You look back at him, he nods. "No sir."

"What are you dripping for? Going to make a mess of my floors, tsk," he aches to sink two fingers inside your cunt - but not just yet, you have to need him more, beg for it more. So instead he lands a sharp smack against your ass cheek, cock throbbing when he sees his hand print, hearing your muffled cry as you bite your lip. "Ah ah."

He leans over, cupping your chin now, you're arching further against him, dying for more contact, he lands another smack. "Mr. Nanami..."

"Don't muffle your cries, I want to hear them, hmm? Nod if you understand." You nod quickly, nearly tasting his breath before he pulls back and lands another smack. The sharp sting just makes your cunt ache even more.

He doesn't stop there, no his sharp smacks echo in his office, mixed with muffled cries as your tears well up in your eyes, sniffling as you try to not fall to the ground. It's one after the other, so many your thighs nearly collapse, smacks until you'll be bruised from him for weeks, marked from him.

The sight of you was so fucking sexy like this, Nanami can't stand it, your arousal glistening and dripping down your inner thigh. He swipes a bit of it up, your thighs are twitching, cunt pushing more and more clear strings of arousal out. He can't help but captures some of it on his thumb, slipping it in his mouth and biting back a moan and how good you fucking taste, before smacking the fuck out of your ass again.

He loves how it jiggles for him, he loves how his hand prints are littered across it in patterns. "Don't move, you know the rules, don't you?"

"S-Sorry..." You can't help it, not when he touched the cunt you've been playing with since you started working here. "Could you... do more?"

"Now you're demanding things of me? That's not how this works, darling." He smacks you right across your cunt, your head falls back, hoarse moan escaping from your throat. "Do you deserve that after that glaringly apparent typo?"

"N-no..."

"I was going to lick this pretty cunt," he trails a finger from your clit up your dripping slit, up past your hole, teasing but never entering, yet this is more from Mr. Nanami than you've gotten so far. "But you aren't acting appropriately, are you Miss?"

"No, I'm sorry Mr. Nanami - ah!" He smacks your cunt again, fuck you almost cum, the sting and burn and ache so perfect, but then he pulls back, brushing back your hair almost gently.

"Go type the paper up again, make it perfect, not one mistake, hmm?" He tugs at your hair, yanking your head back, you nod, and he smiles just a bit. "Good girl."

He leaves you to sit back in his chair, you carefully tug your skirt down, biting your lip at the sweet pain, you go to open the door when he stops you. "Yes Mr. Nanami?"

"Hands and knees," he says softly, you sink right down, and he smiles just a bit, serious attorney Nanami having just one little moment where you see the real him come through. "Crawl on back to your desk now."

He props his feet up, crossing his legs at the heels, as you do just that. You should feel degraded, or feel some shame, right? But all you can think of as you crawl to your desk is how badly you want your boss Mr. Nanami inside you, even as you can barely sit on your stinging and bruised ass, you feel it, your mind drifting to it.

Just how did you get here?

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I love when Nanami is mean lol

[bigfatbimbo]

SUB BILL DICKEY HEADCANONS!!!!!! pegging, mommy kink, idc just let me dominate this evil freak :p

warnings — NSFW, dom!reader, sub!Bill, gn reader for the most part, degradation, humiliation, pegging, small use of ‘mommy’

summary — Sub!Bill Dickey x Reader headcanons

To say Bill is reluctantly submissive is an understatement. He is utterly repulsed by the idea.

Unfortunately, Bill is a virgin, loser, with little-to-no self control.

He fights for dominance like a mother fucker, desperate for any shred of power he can get, but fails every time.

He’ll start off by degrading you, voice laced with spit and greed. But as time goes on, he falters, words ending in whines, sentences broken up by whimpers.

By the end of it, his voice is too shaky to speak; he’s completely incoherent!

Literally backs himself into this corner EVERY TIME.

It’s humiliating, and yet for that exact reason, it makes his dick even harder.

Call him out on his bullshit; observe how absolutely easy it is to make him crack, how embarrassing it must be for him, how absolutely pathetic he is.

Big humiliation kink: has a fantasy of you embarrassing him in front of a crowd.

Looking so pretty, calling out everything he does wrong.

Very into being absolutely degraded.

Maybe it’s because negative attention is the only kind he’s ever received, so he craves it during sex too. At least then, he still wins. He gets laid!

Deep down, he already knows his attempt at claiming power will fail. Save him the time, and insult the shit out of him.

Step on his dick, make him hump your leg until he cums, tell him he is absolutely nothing.

Some secret side of him yearns for your approval, but he never does anything to earn it.

Every small ounce of praise you give him is met with annoyance, or anger. His defenses are always up.

But still, maybe once during sex, he’ll be completely fucked out under you, brain foggy from countless orgasms, building up to a completely dry one — maybe then, you can lean down, kiss his neck, and tell him he was such a good boy for you. He’s shooting his load, for sure.

Complete brat, by the way. He never stops bitching.

I go back and forth whether he’d be brattier for a male or female reader:

For female readers, he truly believes men are better than woman, so you’d really have to earn the upper hand. But that moment when he realizes he lost to a woman — especially if you point it out — the humiliation alone will leave him dripping with precum.

He’s probably already on-the-lowkey into femdom. Especially after disgusting deep dives into hentai rabbit holes. He’d never admit it though.

Probably would call you mommy, or mistress. You’re in charge and he desperately craves an ounce of stability for once.

For male readers, he’d absolutely try his hardest to win the power-fight. First of all, he has raging masculinity issues, and fighting with another man would make him extremely competitive. Paired with internalized homophobia… yikes.

That being said, it makes it all the more crushing for him to loose. Captain Bill Dickey, self proclaimed alpha male, wasn’t good enough to top; pathetic.

He might be into how horribly degrading that would feel, but he might also fight back harder.

Soooo… pegging

Okay, i’m gonna be real… the only scenario I see him being pegged was if he lost a bet or something (not going into detail, thinking of writing this later?)

Because he would write that off as “gay-shit,” and it meant he couldn’t even pretend he was in power. or put up his usual fight!

However, if somehow, you get Bill Dickey to bend over for you, he’d be so pathetic.

Hit his prostate twice, he already came. And he’s whimpering like a bitch, biting into his hand to stop the noise.

Keep going, and you’ll never see him so fucked up: drooling into the pillow, whining full volume, gripping the sheets.

Go ahead, nail in the coffin — “Who’s mommy’s good boy?” “Ohhh— fuck— I am!”

**NOT PROOFREAD

[sing-me-under]

Do you ever look at someone’s headcanons and immediately think “you’re wrong, but I can see why you think this”

[hopelesslyunstable]

Ajaw who consistently uses a small amount of the limited power he has access to from his sealed state in order to prevent Kinich from aging

it takes Kinich a few years to even notice. It’s not until other people around him subtly start to change. Wayna gaining a few gray hairs, Kachina getting taller, Mualani seeming more mature

and people telling Kinich he hasn’t aged a day. Ajaw usually says something snarky along the lines of how Kinich just continues to be a pesky bug who won’t die…

Ajaw knows this is counterproductive to his goal of acquiring Kinich’s body for his own use, but when Kinich finally points it out, Ajaw can only say that it’s because he wants Kinich’s body to be in the best shape when he finally dies

Ajaw isn’t stupid, he knows the body of an old man won’t be as useful to control, and if Kinich dies of old age it would be terrible for Ajaw! Not to mention having to put up with Kinich for years and years and years just waiting for him to kick the bucket and only getting a frail old body in return… so really Ajaw is just scheming (at least that’s what he argues)

Kinich didn’t care at first. What’s a few more years? Until those years start adding up, and time passes quicker, Ajaw doesn’t change—not on the outside, at least

And if Kinich outlives everyone he knows, who’s going to stop Ajaw? Kinich made the deal, and he’s hardly paid the price he agreed on, instead—he’s lost much more (and gained something else that he never asked for)

He cares now, tired of watching everyone change, watching everyone die, the only other constant is the warm sun, and Ajaw.

Ajaw who is selfish, and arrogant, and rude, even if Kinich grew to resent him for what he’s doing, what could he do? Part of the deal was allowing Ajaw his limited freedom, and Kinich never goes back on his word.

Especially when there’s a price he’s itching to pay, and one he thought Ajaw was just as eager to collect.

(Even if that has since changed as well.)

[garlandgerard]

something interesting about geum-ja talking about the difference between "good" and "bad" people is that her definition of a bad person is someone who does something bad, blames someone else for it, and then goes on to live in peace

while in-ho does horrible things, and in some ways blames the players - even if he truly believes the games are fair and that each player has the choice to keep going, it's still not true and he's deluded himself into thinking that way - he never lives in peace. because somewhere he knows he's guilty. he has remorse and guilt that he represses very deeply because the alternative - to accept those things - means to admit that the games were wrong this whole time

which is very in line with what squid game has been trying to say this entire time. that most of these people, even the Os that killed others for selfish gains in a desperate situation, are not inherently bad people. and i think that's what we're meant to think of in-ho too

that he does evil things, that he's wrong - but that the person he used to be was better. good, even. and that - even though he does his best to hide it away, to not pay it any mind, to pretend it doesn't exist - doesn't just go away either

i'm not saying in-ho as he is now is a good person. but i am saying that he's not merely a bad person, that there is nuance, that he is a lot more complex. and i am saying that trying to force the characters in this series in "good person"/"bad person" boxes is futile, because nobody except the VIPs truly fits the description as given by geum-ja

[ieaaeiio]

actually okay more about severance because it leaves me with so much on my mind constantly. let's say the severance procedure is real and you really can get a surgery to avoid doing anything inconvenient or even traumatic. how far can you go until you're no longer a person?

people- like AS A WHOLE the human condition, kind of RUN on trauma and individual experiences. so without the memories of things like going to work, doing chores, getting hit by someone, going to a family dinner, etc etc.. what would you be doing in your life? how would you build relationships? how would you learn as a person and develop your personality?

you wouldn't at ALL!! you'd be doing literally nothing but being stuck in your house all day.. BUT YOU WOULD BE EASIER TO CONTROL!!! i think a part of gemma's experiment was very religious in its roots. I think the entirety of the experiment was to see how many people they could create and control- how many individuals they could rope into their religion EVEN IF they had to create more of them in order to do so.

IDK MAYBE THAT'S A BIT SILLY LMAO but it goes together in my brain if you wanna hear more i have more to spill !!!!!

[all-pacas]

Would love to know if you have any theories about why House didn't talk to Chase about trying again with the patient in The Itch? He says they need him and when Cameron says he won't do it and suggests House talk to him, House doesn't and it's a bit of a mystery to me as to why not?

According to House, it's because he can't understand Chase's accent, lol.

Sadly, I don't think there's a deep answer here. House is entertaining himself with two mysteries this episode: what's going on with Cameron and Chase (which is an interesting side topic in itself, because they were coasting along in complacency until House rolled a bomb in and strengthened their relationship), and why Taub suddenly has so much time to help out. Asking Taub to do the surgery gives House the chance to confirm his theory, as he says later on:

TAUB: And why do you think I’ll be doing [what you ask]? HOUSE: Same reason you did the surgery. TAUB: That was because it was an emergency. HOUSE: No. It was because your marriage is falling apart.

If I were to read more into it, I'd also say that Chase makes it pretty clear that he isn't super into this plan or helping House, and while House does like poking at Chase he… actually seems to respect his space, lol. Chase has boundaries now, and House doesn't push them much! If Taub hadn't been available, House probably would have reached out to Chase, but it isn't necessary.

Later on, Cameron does approach Chase for another surgery, although it isn't clear if House suggested it or not. I think it was probably on her initiative, though, as Chase points out the surgery she's asking for is impossible and she's really just there to pick a fight. House would also know the surgery is pointless, and unlike Cameron, isn't trying to make Chase mad so he can feel good about storming off in a huff, lol.

[radiance1]

Right so I just remembered an old idea that I had.

One where Vlad? Just absolutely stops showing any interest in Maddie, Jack, Daniel and Amity Park as a whole.

Why? Well, you can say he finally saw the reality of Maddie, managed to let go of his hatred of Jack enough that he stops trying to kill him, is utterly uninterested in Daniel now that he's been disillusioned with Maddie and that, really well and truly the only reason he stayed in Amity was because of Maddie and Daniel.

I guess you could see this as a somewhat redemption in that he just does not care for the reasons that put him on the path of villainy anymore and just decides to become a 'regular' person. Well, regular enough while being the CEO of a billion dollar company.

He's fully devoted himself to taking care of and making sure that Vladco thrived under his care and, while it did do so while he was multitasking with trying to win over Maddie he now had no reason to split his attention away from his company.

Vlad always has some type of item on him that allows him to do his work, a phone, computer, iPad, etc, etc. He's fully devoted to his company now and nothing else, and that made him dangerous. Along with his cunning he's made quite a lot of enemies, destroyed some, you name it.

Specifically, one of them being Lex Luthor. They're enemies in the business world, though Vlad has no intention of stepping into the superhero scene at all, he was already a villain before and now he's stepped away from all of that nonsense and focused on what actually mattered.

Like his company, obviously.

He makes a comment or two about such things to Lex Luthor, not that he was a villain of course, but such things that his company must truly not need him if he can go galivanting about with that Kryptonian every week or so.

Lex Luthor, obviously, does not take kind to such statements. Though the media seems to be eating it up.

Then enters Danny. Who was increasingly paranoid about Vlad, thinking that he was just lying in wait to spring some kind of trap to try and get his mom, kill his dad or take him as his son.

At first, his not being around was nice, he even resigned as Mayor and left someone else in charge and just seemed to fade from Amity Park as a whole! Then those days turned to weeks, and Danny was uneased, expecting something to happen and for Vlad to make a comeback of some sort.

Only for that to not happen.

Then a month passed, and Danny is very paranoid at the time, thinking that Vlad is obviously doing something and that he should go find him to stop him before whatever he was doing was done!

Which leads to him breaking into Vladco and gunning straight for Vlad. Only for the man to be utterly uninterested in him as a whole. He tries to question Vlad, what sort of despicable and fruitloopish plan he's currently working on to kill his dad and marry his mom.

Only for Vlad to lay it on thick that he's doing nothing but being a normal CEO. There is no plan, there is no grand invention or gathering of forces, or any making of clones. There is nothing going on other than Vlad taking a step back for once in his adulthood, taking a proper look at the situation and just finding that it's not worth it anymore.

He's resigned himself to the life of a hardworking CEO, and that's it.

Of course, Danny doesn't exactly believe him but decides to head back home. Then a few more months pass, and Danny's life is finally stable, his grades are going up, he had more time to his best friends, his parents know his secret and accept him and ghosts don't even attack anymore!

But something was missing. His life was quiet. Too quiet and that? That disturbed Danny much more than he thought it would. There isn't any main villain anymore that's constantly in his life that he has to fight against, everything is peaceful, and ghosts don't attack him or his town anymore.

It disturbs him.

Greatly.

So then something unexpected every happens Danny barely gives it any thought, marches right on over to Vlad and throws the blame on him because obviously it's his fault! Vlad, to his part, is utterly unamused by Danny's continuous throwing of blame onto him, and doesn't give the time of day.

So Danny forces him too, and when Vlad finally gives him the attention he denies any involvement in the act, to which Danny denies his denial and Vlad denies Danny's denial to his denial.

Then Vlad calls Danny obsessive over his continuous clinging to their previous dynamic and Vlad, surprisingly, is actually a bit concerned and points this out to say that Danny should just stop all of this and live a normal (enough) life like he's doing now.

Unfortunately, the words he chose to get across this point-specifically the "Just like me" part- were not the right ones to say. Danny is hurt by this, and angry that he in anyway resembles Vlad at all and this causes him to attack him outright.

So, this leads to the general public to find out about Danny's existence, and as he attacked Vladco and Vlad Masters himself, people are questioning if this is the rise of a new villain and what his relation to Vlad Masters is.

[dracolizardlars]

I'M STILL ON A PERIOD. It wasn't a weird one off yesterday. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS EVEN POSSIBLE I'M ON FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL

[fearandhatred]

The Alternate Coffee Theory

okay i've been thinking about this a lot. like an unhealthy amount. so: the coffee that the metatron buys for aziraphale is obviously significant. however.

i'm starting to think that its significance really doesn't have that much of a role to play in season 3's plot as we might think, or as the coffee theory might suggest. it might honestly just be important because of all that it symbolises in the last episode, aka earthly desires and by extension, the metatron's hatred of humans and crowley. hear me out

Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death, aka The Metatron Hates Humanity

when i tell y'all i genuinely even tried abbreviating Large Oat Milk Latte With A Dash Of Almond Syrup in case there was some subliminal hidden message in that order... yeah that didn't work out. but honestly i think the main thing to take away from this scene is that the metatron hates humans.

the metatron (so demeaningly): your establishment. i assume they always ask for coffee (eye roll) (deep sigh) (dripping with sarcasm)

nina: no one ever asks for death no :)

the metatron (mockingly): no i don't suppose they doooooo. sooo predictable

the metatron does not mention anything about the world or humans when he's talking to aziraphale (at least not what is shown to us, but if he didn't at all then it's very interesting that aziraphale didn't pick up on that, but that's a whole separate thing).

what this scene with the coffee mostly does is establish the metatron as The Antagonist of season 3. yeah, it's already hinted by the second coming bomb drop, but this solidifies it: he thinks of himself as superior to humans, he genuinely does not care what happens to them. and it'll be harder to change his mind (which aziraphale will undoubtedly try to) because of this.

"Where Would I Get My Coffee?" aka Aziraphale Exposing His Priorities, aka The Metatron Hates Crowley

this is where i think the coffee is REALLY important. it draws out some interesting conversations between the metatron and aziraphale that go exactly how the metatron intended. and also, while the previous scene shows how he hates humans, everything from that point on shows that he hates crowley.

"shall i?" "drink it? of course. i've ingested things in my time."

this has definitely been said before but to reiterate, the metatron is trying to appeal to aziraphale here with human things, which is funny considering we've established that he hates humans. i think from this point onwards, the metatron is trying to parse out just how attached aziraphale is to humanity.

you can kind of see his intent when aziraphale says the coffee is very nice and he replies "yes, i should jolly well hope so". when i first heard that i was all ???? why the hell did he say it like that? but i think it's him confirming that yes, aziraphale partakes in earthly pleasures. maybe there's something to be said here about gluttony being a sin? no idea. so yes, aziraphale loves the world. but then:

2. "where would i get my coffee?"

now THIS is interesting. because aziraphale says "no, i don't want to go to heaven. where would i get my coffee?" and the metatron doesn't say anything like "as archangel you can go wherever you want. you can come back to earth and drink coffee. you can manifest coffee in heaven."

NO. he says "you can have crowley with you". it's a very pointed segue. and if we take it that we are shown all the important parts of the conversation, that means that aziraphale accepts the offer pretty much right after learning that he can be with crowley.

so in the previous point, in the bookshop, the metatron confirms that aziraphale loves and knows humanity. now here, he confirms (this is what he thinks, at least) that aziraphale loves humanity, and he loves crowley more. and to him, this is A Major Problem.

The Offer, aka The Metatron's True Intentions

okay, now let's talk about the metatron's offer to 1. make aziraphale an archangel, and 2. make crowley an angel too.

yes, the second coming is the metatron's major goal. yes, he wants aziraphale to help. but not in the way he thinks: he wants aziraphale to help by getting out of the way. this means that the offer to make crowley an angel again was genuine, because no matter which way it goes, him and heaven benefit from this.

aziraphale and crowley, together, loving humanity, is literally all that stands between heaven and The Ineffable Plan, because that was the case for Armageddidn't. if the metatron gets both of them to go to heaven, fantastic! the troublemakers removed willingly from humanity and doing good (aka advancing the plan).

if crowley refuses to go with aziraphale, fantastic! he knows how much aziraphale relies on crowley. he thinks they're weaker when they're not together. by separating him from all that he loves and directing his attention elsewhere, that's when they can really start doing things.

Coffee Recap and What This Means For Season 3

ok so. tldr. the coffee was placed in the show for symbolic reasons, to set up all these scenes and conversations and show the metatron's true intentions. maybe the coffee even represents aziraphale's attachment to things that are decidedly not heaven, but are in fact heaven's rejects. heaven's fallen. the metatron has decided to make that his problem.

now maybe they really will brainwash aziraphale in heaven, or refuse to let him go back to earth or communicate with crowley in any way. but that doesn't take away from the fact that aziraphale went up there for what he genuinely believes is right, and that is what matters to me, honestly.

but this makes the metatron a lot more sinister than i originally thought. he's very smart; that offer he made wasn't an offer at all, because either way it went would have benefited him. and the fact that he's thought this through means that this is definitely not the end. crowley is probably in danger. aziraphale will be put under a lot of control that would be hard to break free of.

i don't think there's a possibility of them changing the metatron's mind, but i might be wrong. i do think that the season will end with humanity saved and heaven becoming a better place, maybe a joint partnership with hell, but whether they defeat the metatron or somehow make the whole of heaven and hell see sense is past me.

[acornered]

Nothing makes me wanna go back on Adderall more than trying and failing for days to do a simple task that I know someone is depending on me for, and then having to explain to them that I haven't done it because my brain is just broken in the most difficult to explain and inconvenient way and the more disappointed they are the higher the roadblock in my head becomes. And yes a daily dose of essentially legal meth will make my brain work correctly but it also destroyed my ability to consume food or string a coherent thought together so.

[camellcat]

dunno if it really fits them but the thought won't leave my brain so here's a doodle

[jinseinomerry-go-round]

im not always good at recognizing my bodys needs but whenever i start arguing in my head about shit that mildly annoyed me months ago with shadow versions of people i know thats when i know its time to hit the sack

[likeimsittinginanairportbar]

friendly reminder that the lego batman movie is the best batman movie of all time

[alchemyne]

i don't want to turn 25 rant in tags

[straylaughs]

stressed and having absolutely zero drive within me to complete anything god how is this year already off to such a great start