#and about him

[madaqueue]

HI QUINN!! IVE GOT DAZAI BRAIN ROT?!?! AND ITS YOUR FAULT! SO SUFFER WITH ME! 😃 ILLYYY!!!

So I saw a thing and it worked itself into my brain and just uh... imagine kidnapping Dazai. He thinks it's because you want to weaken the agency for some attack. He tries to question you, cocky as usual because nobody out smarts him. Except he comes to learn you aren't working for anyone or with anyone. That this isn't related to the agency at all. That you're simply, head over heels in love with him. Now he's confused of course because why would anyone love him?? let alone kidnap him for it. But your obsessed, hell you've got files dedicated to research you've done on him, favourite food, color, music etc. Folders of categorized candid photos youve taken. And Dazai doesn't know if he should be flattered or scared. It doesn't help you're really pretty, that you sit beside his tied up body and hand feed him, kissing his cheek when he's done. Praise him for being a good boy. He even doesn't mind when you try to dress him up like some doll, telling him how pretty and cute he is as you clip some bows into his hair.

Aaahhhh okay I could keep going and get very nsfw bc DAMN. Your forced fem thing absolutely ruined me and then seeing a thing about kidnapping and Stockholm syndrome fics had me thinking and just... 'you're such a blaring red flag but he doesn't mind because he's never felt so loved??' Like??? That's such a Dazai trope imo ugh god I forgot how much I loved him Quinn!? You've broken my brain! He's stuck in there and I can't pry him free!! 😔 atleast he's cute I guess *sighs*

DJEKFKEKKFKEKXK SKEOODODKD WHAATAATTXHEJD THE FUCKFKDD ARE YOU IN MY HEAD ????? AND SOMEHOW CONJURING UP THEEEEEEE HOTTEST MOST PERFECT FUCKING THINGS EVER??????? OHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHH MY GODDDDNDKDKDKDKDKDKDKD

HIM STAYING BECAUSE HES NEVER SEEN SOMEONE BE SOOOO UNASHAMED IN THEIR LOVE FOR HIM…… and maybe you start slow with tiny little changes, calling him ‘your girl’ but just as quickly correcting yourself with a giggle….. or his clothes are in the wash so all you have clean is a little skirt, but doesn’t he just look so cute in it? and he realizes it makes you happy to see him like this; then, he realizes it makes him happy to see you happy. and it’s not like it’s really hurting anyone, right? so he lets you do his hair and tie little bows on him and put him in all pink, lets you call him your pretty girl and you even kiss him when he’s wearing lip gloss (he ignores how awful and sticky it is because you like it, and that’s worth the sensory nightmare of the whole thing, and it means he gets to kiss you, god he gets to kiss you!!!!!) and…he likes kissing you…he likes when you praise him, even if it’s a little twisted, even if you tell him he’s a ‘good girl’…maybe he likes this whole thing…it’s not like it’s hurting anyone…right?

[mail-me-a-snail]

he's free now

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[boasamishipper]

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

[ladymirdan]

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[eddiegayass]

We're on track for an all timer of a day on twitter dot com

[daniartonline]

My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;

[divorce-enjoyer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[vanillaxoshi]

Corner

[lavb-b]

Patching him up

Edit: Added ID thanks to @anistarrose !!

Edit: Also wanna take this chance to say in the original post, I already realised susie meant she patched tenna in the lightworld, not in the darkworld. Still, I liked envisioning how this would look like anyway :]

[noodles-and-tea]

Can’t take the Robin out of the boy

[remcadll]

I know the popular take is that Jason responds to familial affection by going ew fuck you gtf off me or whatever but to be honest I think if someone actually tried it he's ending up weeping wailing face red sniffling coughing collapsing to his knees in the rain type of reaction just completely sopping pathetic. his eyes are so swollen he can't see shit and falls off a cliff

[rambling-robot]

crazy that gravity falls was like, hey what if we made twin brothers, and one of them is the worse one. he gets bad grades, he likes to punch his problems, everyone thinks of him as “the other one.” he’s engulfed in a shadow that’s shaped like him. he doesn’t even have his own name—it’s derived of his brother’s name, the only one his parents planned on having and using. everything about him is derivative—imitative of another person (his twin brother) (the one everyone likes and wants) and is disapproved of for that reason (he isn’t just “bad at this thing,” he’s “not as good as his brother”). and then he ruins his brother’s science fair project (the one next to his own—no one noticed it because it’s not good, it’s almost stupid next to a “perpetual motion machine” made by a high schooler) (he tried to fix it) (he doesn’t know how; he’s not as smart as the guy who made it) and he gets kicked out. the potential of the money his twin could’ve made is enough to throw him onto the street, and he can’t go home until he makes that money back (the money that was never gained and therefore was never lost. he never had a chance of making enough). he took every job he could (his brother went to school). he got banned from multiple states (his brother bought a house). he traveled internationally and went to prison and had people try to hunt him down and kill him because he couldn’t make enough money (his brother’s house has three basements. he made them himself, as secure as can be). and when his twin finally summons him for help, things go wrong (he messed up this machine like the last one) (he doesn’t know how to fix it. he isn’t as smart as the guy who made it) (he tries to fix it) (he was never any good at reading and these blueprints are impossible, coded and fragmented and in a science that he didn’t know existed) (he tries to fix it). the townspeople ask who he is, and he doesn’t even say his own name (it was hardly his to begin with). and he invites them to a house that isn’t his to show off experiments that aren’t his because he needs to make money that can’t be his. everything he does for the next 30 years is in his twin’s name, for his twin’s sake. he had two funerals for himself and it isn’t even his body in the casket; he had to wear his brother’s name to both of them. if he had died before he fixed the portal, that funeral wouldn’t have been for him. we meet him as a funny and unique character, but in-universe, he’s only ever been defined by someone else.

and then they went, this is entirely in the background btw. most of that is going to be revealed in one episode and won’t be addressed again. he’s a primary comic relief, even. I’m ill about this.