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Even thought i know its impossible for me to move, I still check the queer roommate search facebook groups for cities I'd like to move to and I gotta say it's incredibly discouraging seeing that a solid 75% of the offers explicitly ban trans men from applying.
#transandrophobia#anti transmasculinity#and whats especially gross about it to me is how many of them seem completely unaware of it#like it hasnt even occured to them that trans men exist#like the vast majority of them say something to the effect of#'women and femmes only this means no cis men'#like#hello#i am in neither of those categories#and the thing is#i am fem#but I know goddamn well when they say 'women and femmes'#they mean women and women lite tm#and im fem in the gay man way#which people seem to simultaneously think is thr default for queer masculinity#and also doesn't count#i hate it here
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Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.
I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.
So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.
While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol
#cotl#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl narilamb#narilamb#(not sure if this counts as full on narilamb but hey for the folks who don't wanna see it it's properly tagged)#tbh there's a part of me that doesn't know why I'm posting this cuz. it's so ridiculous and silly and self indulgent and like#it probably only appeals to me specifically but hey. I thought it was funny and maybe someone else will too#also new lambert face!! which i'm super happy with they look really good i think in comparison to my other drawings of them so far#anyways that's enough tag rambles. if you've read this far into the tags then uh. hello!! I hope you recieved good news today :D#the yet untitled qpr narilamb au
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I think an underrated angle on 2x05 is something that either Jacob or Assad said in some interview somewhere, which is that in that episode Louis is addicted to heroin. Thats why he has that whole stash of drugs that he gives to Daniel, that's why he gives Daniel the drugs even though he's already got him alone. He didn't just use those 128 boys for sex he was using them to get high. Bring them home, get them to shoot up, and then drain them to get that secondhand high.
It clarifies something that's always confused me about that scene, which is why Armand saves Daniel the first time. He wouldn't save Daniel as a person, he clearly knows Daniel needs to die, but he's not seeing Daniel as a person there. Daniel is just a substance. He rips him away from Louis to stop him from using.
And i think that adds a whole other layer to the fight he and Armand have to think that this is Louis on a bender, with Armand cleaning up after him because he's not stable enough to. Louis in the bed for a week isn't just healing from the burns, he's going through withdrawal. Him at the table with Daniel giving him the "bright young reporter" speech is probably the first time he's been sober in months.
It adds another layer to Armand's desperation, that Louis has been running from both Armand and himself in this way, and of course Armand wants to erase that memory. Of course he wants to pretend that that fight never happened. Not just to protect himself but in a way to protect Louis from having said those things. When he describes the fight to Louis afterwards, he says "you said the worst things you've ever said to me." And he doesn't really know how to forgive Louis for that so he just wants to bury this rock-bottom moment and move on like it never happened. After all, Louis was high, he didn't really mean it, but if he remembers then maybe he might think that he had a point. Better to wipe the whole experience away.
#imagine youre in an eternal spite marriage with your ex who you're in love with because he's in love with your other ex#who youre also in love with#and your spitehusband who hates you turns to drugs to cope with the traumatic death of his daughter (which you caused but who's counting)#and you just follow him around cleaning up his messes and propping him up and keeping him alive#because despite everything you do love him#and you find him mid bender and he's told his life story to a reporter and he didn't even mention you#and you're just trying to protect him from himself so he doesn't pass out in a pool of blood on the floor#and he tells you that you're a burden#that youre the thing thats killing him#that 10 hours with a stranger made him feel more alive than your whole relationship#and he says that youre BORING#that all your trauma and grief and fear made you UNINTERESTING#yeah id do some saw trap shit too#blorboposting#benni proof#interview with the vampire#loumand#iwtv
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MY LITTLE MAGE: WONDERLAND IS MAGIC
if you think abt it, Twisted wonderland and MLP: Equestria girls are kinda similar.
• Both of the protagonists travelled through a mirror to another world
• they have an animal-like companion (spike and grim)
• made friends along the way
• had to fight someone who overused their magic and let their negative emotions consume them (the overblot victims and the she-demons)
• the victim of the overused magic becomes the protagonist's friend
• both protagonists are tasked with uniting the people around them (twilight being the princess of friendship and Yuu being the "beast tamer"?)
but maybe I'm just overthinking this and I'm just a big MLP loser
Also I picked riddle because he's in the equestrian club and I thought it would be funny
#for those wondering where is wallflower and juniper montage#Wallflower doesn't turn into a she demon like the others#For vignette valencia its the same reason with wallflower#And juniper just sucks🙄#“B-but she had a she-demon form!!”#All she did was scare people and be delusional#that's like a normal tuesday for me#ALSO THE SIRENS DON'T COUNT CAUSE THEY WERE ORIGINALLY MONSTERS IN THE FIRST PLACE#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#twst yuusona#twst yuu#disney twisted wonderland#twst fanart#twisted wonderland fanart#disney twst#twst riddle#riddle rosehearts#mlp equestria girls#mlp eqg#mlp eg#twisted wonderland oc#twisted wonderland riddle#twisted wonderland yuu#hae's art✩
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the difference between a hyperfixation and a regular ol' obsession is so obvious in feeling and it's so strange that there's a difference. like I can get into a piece of media and feel like the only thing I'm in the mood to do is engage with it and still have that understanding that it's not a hyperfixation and I'm just having normal fun because it doesn't feel like a hyperfixation. I'm engaging in such a neurotypical way and it feels obvious. when I have a hyperfixation it's like I have to make my entire personality and existence revolve around it for a MINIMUM of three years straight and everything I see instantly reminds me of it somehow and no matter how stressful my life gets I feel like I can get through it because I have a hyperfixation to keep me sane
#ramblings#and then there's the secret third thing which is when it kind of feels like a hyperfixation but toned down and it only lasts weeks/months#and it's obvious that it isn't a regular obsession but it also doesn't count as a hyperfixation either#I call them mini hyperfixations
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while we're appreciating catholic symbology this fine evening...
someone needs to give the leverage writers room a raise because there's a particular thing they do with saints, like, three times and it's imo emotionally devastating even if you aren't catholic. firstly and obviously, they tell us that saint nicolas..
...is the patron saint of theives.
which, fine, cute, nice thing to anchor a random episode around. but it's not the only time leverage does this, even though the other two are a bit subtler.
if you've watched the dvd commentaries, you'll know that saint bridget...
...is the patron saint of wanderers.
which they say in the commentaries is very much to symbolise where nate is at this point in the show - very much "not sure yet" about a lot of things, but i think sophie's use of it in the order 23 job also ties the meaning to her in a lot of ways, and it's obviously prescient when you look at both nate and sophie's arcs in the latter half of the season.
now, the last of these three, which did make me tear up a little upon first learning of it, is the fact that saint lawrence...
...the italian/spanish form of which, "san lorenzo", of course appears in a lot of place names in southern europe for obvious reasons...
...is the patron saint of restaraunt owners, cooks, and chefs.
leverage is a really good show, dammit.
#leverage#eliot spencer#nate ford#parker leverage#sophie devereaux#my posts#leverage meta#...i guess#this one doesn't really count but i don't care it's cute#have some heartwrenching useages of symbolism courtesy of leverage being a very very good show actually#also i am very much not catholic and haven't listened to the commenatires in a hot minute so if i got any of this wrong#uh#sorry i guess
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I love the idea of Cale getting flirted with and it just absolutely flying over his head. Regardless of whether he's aroace, aro, ace or neither, at his core Cale is OBLIVIOUS to how people view him.
It gets even better if his protective family knows EXACTLY what's going on, and are determined to keep everyone away.
Some visiting noble at a gala spends a few hours chatting him up, and the whole time, Cale thinks they're just trying to use him to get to his friends. Either by making a good impression by being friendly, or he's trying to manipulate Cale into giving away secrets. Jokes on him, Cale would never reveal their secrets and plans so easily, and definitely not for free! Meanwhile, Choi Han, Alberu and Eruhaben are just glaring this man down, and keep interrupting their conversation when they can. Alberu makes sure he isn't invited back.
Some lady tries to trap Cale in a scandal but Roslyn just pops up and demands to know how she could ever even think the Young Master wants her when Roslyn is right there. Cale of course thinks this means the young lady is trying to replace Roslyn as Owner of the Magic Tower, and sends her off before she can get another word in. He worked way too hard to get Roslyn her tower and position, no way is he going to let some random person steal it. The next day rumours float around that Cale will only consider eligible young ladies who are extremely proficient in magic. The Roan Kingdom's number of mages grows exponentially in a few months.
As Cale grows older, more people approach him expressing a desire to "have his children". The first time Cale hears this, he grabs Raon, On and Hong and books it out of there before these kidnappers can make their move. How prepared were they to take the kids if they had the guts to tell him to his face?! The kids aren't allowed out of sight for a week, and enjoy the extra pampering, even as the others hunt down anyone who might consider blatantly propositioning Cale.
Cale gets tired of people approaching him with their weird questions and asks Raon to keep a permanent shield around him so that no one can get too close unless allowed. To the public and many of his family, however, this just looks like Cale is so worried and stressed that he's had to keep his shield up just to have some peace. The people band together to defend their hero, and soon no one approaches Cale unless he approaches them first. Children are given a free pass, but anyone else who tries is quickly intercepted by random passerbys. Cale believes people are nervous, intimidated, or have finally stopped considering him to be a major hero.
#trash of the count's family#To really understand the energy of this post just imagine Cale's friends seeing someone walk up to him#and playing rock paper scissors for who gets to go and intervene before Cale starts looking uncomfortable#Eventually they do realize that Cale doesn't know when he's being flirted with#but then they get more protective because “how dare someone try to take advantage of his innocence”#He's just so oblivious but also extremely wary#Cale henituse#tcf cale#tcf novel#choi han#alberu crossman#raon miru#Roslyn#lout of the count’s family#tcf headcanons#tcf headcanon
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won't be home for a few days! please look after this big guy for me!
#also pls make sure his meals are varied (no- diff kinds of burger doesn't count!!!)#yes you may bring gaz price and soap for play dates to keep him entertained#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mw#cod mwii#cod mwiii#mw#mw2#mw3#modern warfare#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#video games
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one of the best party banters in the whole game (for me)
#anders they can NEVER make me hate you#dragon age#dragon age 2#handers#garrett hawke#anders dragon age#varric tethras#isabela is also here but. like. a silhouette. so that doesn't count#sd draws#qualified post-midnight posting
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hi heres art so you pay attention to me now go read the tags
#ive been rewatching episode 7 like its the only thing on youtube and made note of many things#first off. the solver can only have one host. nori mentions skyn wants to kill off all the other solver hosts (with the dds) and disregards#the idea of both uzi and doll being its current host when they get chased#plus the main solver possessions only occur when skyn is out of the picture (the fightt in ep 7 is only after n decapitates “tessa”)#solver uzi is possible too but i dont count her cause she doesn't have the yellow#personal theory is that its more an instinctual response to overheating or something and not full on possession#second off nori calls the solver cyn. how does she know that name#cyn was on earth and only showed up to copper 9 recently and i presume nori's been here her whole life#it probably wasn't the other dds cause none of them made it down and they're all more savage beasts#since cyn specifies n's team retained their personalities and that makes me think the other teams didnt#also also we should've immediately questioned tessa arriving in the same type of pod as the mds when they were revealed to not be sent by j#im running out of characters also the people who dont like when i use tags like this can bite me#murder drones#murder drones nori#artori? that sounds cool#ill probably just stick with nori though#i have so many solver heart refs now#art#episode 7#murder drones episode 7#murder drones episode 7 spoilers#using the same black for shadows as my lineart doesn't work when i have to draw thin things over it#murder drones spoilers
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Could you draw Mikey using his brothers as a jungle gym? They are all surfaces for his perching and climbing
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the Mikey Perching On Leo Chronicles
#because hes the only one who doesn't tell him to get off ever lmao#i loved this prompt but i dont know if this count as jungle gym ...#hes like cat. amazing#ALSO FORGOR TO TELL BUT YALL .PLEASE DONT LEAVE MORE PROMPTS IM NOT TAKING ANYMORE !!!GOT ENOUGH!!!#tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt mikey#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt leo#tmnt leonardo#my art#doodles
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decided to draw some of your guys' tags from my harlequin sun and moon post!!! These guys are so much fun and you're all so funny >w<
#there were so many i wanted to draw!!! I might have to go back and do a part two hehe#also too scared to spam everyone by tagging accounts but i need you guys to know i love you all sm!! sending u all so many little kisses!!!#fnaf#fnaf fan art#fnaf security breach#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#dca fandom#dca au#fnaf sun moon#digital art#artist on tumblr#harlequin#clowns#answered asks#<- this doesn't really count but because i am drawing other people's tags i'm putting it here!#folks commenting on my art really motivate me to keep drawing ;w; you are all so insanely sweet and absolutely make my day every time!!! <3#just over here crying akjsfhsf thank you all so mucchhhhhhh ;;w;;#harlequin au
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Me: oh cool! a canon aroace spectrum character that is well fleshed out. I never see rep of someone with the same sexuality as me. I hope the fandom appreciates this queer representation.
The fandom: *one of the most shipped characters* ArOaCe PeOpLe StIlL dAtE!!1!
Me: ...
#QUIT IT WITH THE AROACE ERASURE#YOU ARE NOT AROACE YOU HAVE NO SAY#THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU#FUCK YOU#yes this is about#thunderbolts#yelena belova#I love normalized homophobia in fandom spaces /sarcasm#Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou#You people have literally everything#Let us have this#Off the top of my head I can name only 3 canonically aroace characters#And one is from h*zbin h*tell so it doesn't count#But all I ever hear from allos is that ArOaCe people still date so it's fine#NO ITS NOT#Let me watch a movie and find someone like me#Let me enjoy their character without the shipping#Let me appreciate who they are and who they were made to be#Yes this is anti bobelena#Yes this is also anti katelena#Both are erasure#aromantic#asexual#aspec#aroace#queer community#rant post#I'm being very emotional about fictional characters again but whatevs
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PART TWO of ??? idk luffy brain luffy braining?
DAILY SKETCH!!! #7
if there's any grammatical mistakes then please forget about them 😭✋
[part 1] [part 2 (here!)] [part 3.1]
#i feel like this doesn't count as sketch#either way we get part 2#i just got deja vu#whaveter#also ace isn't sacred? more like he wants to know how to melt too#he probably can with his devil fruit tbh#yapping once more sorry#one piece#one piece fanart#monkey d. luffy#luffy#portgas d ace#sanji#nami#vivi#vivi one piece#tony tony chopper#alabasta arc#comic#kaz daily sketch
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tfone au where OP is created as the last of the primes but way after them, a sparkling born at what were thought to be the last days of the war against the quintessons, the beginning of a new generation of peace after eons of war. a child meant to be loved and raised knowing nothing of war nor sacrifice.
he's kept mostly out of the spotlight by his siblings, who don't wish to expose him to everyone's optics so young, and want to wait until the war is done and over to properly introduce him to their people.
except of course the primes are betrayed and murdered by sentinel, the war is lost and everyone who knows and cared for the truth is either banished or outright killed in order to suppress it.
and the high guard, the ones the primes trusted the most, the ones that were supposed to protect them, the ones who failed in their most important duty, have to make a choice. to take the last prime, their last hope, with them to the surface, a hostile environment where there's little to no supplies and where they'll be hunted down by both sentinel and the quintessons as the biggest threat to their regimen.
or hide him in plain sight. place him where sentinel won't think to look for him. one more sparkling among many. and hope it will be enough to keep him alive. pray to primus that he'll protect his last child long enough for them to come back for him when it's safer (even if most of them have already lost their faith on him when he allowed the rest of his children to be massacred like that)
they almost lose their resolve when they realize they will have to take the little one's cog away in order to make him blend in with the rest of the newborns (and oh do they burn with murderous intent when they see what sentinel has done to their people but it's not the time yet-) but in the end they decide an impaired little prime is better than a dead one.
and so in the chaos of thirteen dead primes and a sudden energon crisis, a little sparkling who very few mechs really knew about and even fewer had seen completely vanishes. and in the depths of iacon a mech in charge of a new batch of newborns scratches their helm in confusion as they realize they must have miscounted the first time.
optimus prime is quietly erased from any official records by sentinel, written off as dead when they find a sparkling's frame mangled beyond recognition after an attack on the base of those rebels that insist on being a thorn on his side. killing the sparkling hadn't been precisely in his plans, he probably could've found some use for it after all, but he's not particularly upset about it either.
and orion pax grows up with an ache on his spark that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog and dreams of gentle and loving hands, cradling him against the frames of mechs he cannot recall the faces of.
#i talk a lot <3#transformers#transformers one#optimus prime#orion pax#baby prime orion au#this is mostly an excuse for me to draw the primes and baby OP later on. just to be clear.#i WILL be drawing this at some point lmao#tbh i'm a little uncertain how i want things to progress#because on one hand it would be very tasty and tense if sentinel recognized optimus during the race#but that means a lot of changes very early on in the plot and i would have to do a lot of Thinking on how to justify getting the gang#to still pick up bee and elita. cause i love them <3#i do think it'd be very funny if the high guard's plan worked like a charm except for the very tiny fact that they didn't count#on orion being an absolute hellion. like. this kid is Not Going Unnoticed and it's completely his own fault lmao#in this version maybe a member of the high guard stayed behind to keep an eye on orion and is able to get them out before they're killed#but instead of taking them to where the primes fell they take them directly to the high guard#which is very awkward because it's a very moving and emotional moment for the high guard who are finally reunited with their little prime#all grown up and healthy and blessedly *alive*. except orion doesn't fucking remember any of them and is very confused as to why#the legendary warriors of cybertron are getting all weepy over him. they finally explain the truth to him which is a Fucking Bomb#to drop on anyone but especially a group of kids who almost got killed by the person they all thought the world of just hours ago#they also return orion's t-cog to him which would create some tension between him and the rest of the gang because this time#he's the only one getting his cog back. add to it that they were just told he's the equivalent of a demi-god and... well.#there's a gap between him and them that wasn't there before#on the other version of events that follows canon more closely everything goes the same up until the gang finds the primes in the cave#and wake up alpha trion who now not only has to deal with the fact the rest of his siblings are dead but that he missed fifty cycles#of his baby brother's life. that the only sibling he has left does not remember him or his true identity at all.#he has to choose between telling him the truth which has the risk of unbalancing him in a critical moment where he cannot afford to#be distracted because they're being hunted down. or let him remain unaware. let him forget their family and the love they had for him#but letting him remain free of the knowledge of what he lost and the heartbreak it would bring.
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I'm rewatching leverage out of nostalgia and some other emotion I haven't figured out yet, and I do think there's a story in "Maggie Ford Collins deals with having the most unhinged ex in her suburban book group, learns to hotwire a car, and gets her groove back, not in that particular order."
#nate's weird crime children (all of whom are grown adults) adopt maggie as their....something.#weird former stepmom? dad's ex-girlfriend who drove them to soccer practice once? loosely affiliated maybe-sorta aunt?#...this involves more lying and wearing tight dresses and carrying lockpicks than maggie's used to.#none of them listen when she says this is a job for sophie. they want to show her the benefits of crime!!!!!#she does tell her book club every detail.#currently said book club is trawling message boards and pinging distant facebook connections to get leverage their next case.#maggie is dating a nice art history professor from the local college. leverage is very disappointed.#nate is also disappointed mostly because he thought she'd pick someone terrible and he could ''''rescue'''' her.#unfortunately this guy is okay. he does no crime at all except sometimes taking a penny without leaving a penny#which the leverage crew did not realize was a an actual thing and therefore doesn't count.#......also I do believe that sterling and nate exchanged handjobs in a ramada inn bathroom once or twice#and that maggie does not know this but sophie does.#(maggie would not have been into it but sophie....sort of...is. she likes the mental image.)#leverage
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