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[violent138]

Bruce definitely had to get better and better with organizing his obsessive, insane numbers of contingency plans. They went from file folder to binder to computer database and now the Batkids gripe as they have to develop a new algorithm to sort through them by category.

[makeitmingi]

just wanted to report, my dad has never really cared about me liking kpop, he just never bothered to ask about the bands that i listen to kpop wise.

but seeing how much hongjoong likes david bowie, actually intrigues him. because i grew up listening to david bowie with my dad. this is the first time he's ever shown any interest in anything kpop lmaooo (only kim hongjoong can work miracles)

[itachi86]

i really like nyssa too

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[mn12platform]

[plushieanimals]

amufun puchimaru sea creatures 🪸

nautilus / oarfish / ocean sunfish / bonito /coelacanth / stingray / nudibranch / shrimp / pufferfish

[gawki]

Fanciest Feast

[tooquirkytolose]

He made her an offer she couldn't refuse

[conretewings]

As someone born and raised in PA yeah, yeah pretty much this.

[prlssprfctn]

I often see debates on what Jason actually listens in music, and I think we as society need more of "Jason listens almost everything, depending on his mood" flavour, actually.

Jason Todd, whose music taste just depends on the day or an hour of a day, and his family can't keep up with that.

The Batfam: (having a brief meeting in the Batcave, going over some case)

Stephanie, putting her papers aside: Okay, I am tired of pretending that I don't hear anything — what is with the screaming sounds from the manor?

Bruce, with noise-cancelling plugs in his ears: Jason's hard rock hour. Ignore it.

Stephanie, blinking: Okay.

Nightwing, in the middle of banter with goons: What? Why are you suddenly so scared—

Red Hood, storming in on his bike, with Taylor Swift's songs roaring: ARE YOU READY FOR IT?!

Nightwing: A-ah, checks out. But you should be glad, guys. The last dude got his shit beat out of him on the beat of "made it out alive, but I think I lost it" song with a crowbar. Taylor Swift is chill.

Damian, sitting down in the car, warily: Todd. Why are you escorting me to the school today?

Jason, shrugging: Alfred is busy.

Damian, swallowing down, eying at the music system: ...Okay.

Jason: (casually puts a classical music)

Damian: (sighs out in a relief)

Black Mask, at some point: Did the Red Hood guy just wrecked me while rapping Eminem?!!?

[jentlemahae]

i think rosie covering maroon would be cute

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Amuse (Amufun) Puchimaru DX Animals - Brown Bear

[itachi86]

haha the clock metaphor

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked