#and does not disappoint

[anoray]

Ahsoka trailer

I’m late to the table with my two cents on the official Ahsoka trailer, but here are my thoughts:

1. Glad we’re getting Lars Mikkelsen back as Thrawn. I’m very curious to see what has been going on with the grand admiral all these years, how it ties into what we’ve seen on the Mandalorian, plus what happened to Ezra, of course. In a nutshell, why has it taken so long for the search for Ezra to happen when the war ended years ago?

2. Speaking of Ezra, Eman Esfandi seems like perfect casting for his character. Like many others, I think it is likely that Ezra and Thrawn won’t come into active play until later in the season.

3. Live action purrgil, yay! From what I can see, the creatures look awesome! Same goes for the Loth-cats :)

4. Natasha Liu Bordizzo appears to be a perfect choice for Sabine. I’m not quite as content with the look or sound of Hera thus far, but that could totally change once the series begins. After all, Vanessa Marshall’s voice is a very hard act to follow. (But why do the distinctive tattoos on Hera’s lekku seem so muted?)

5. I have no idea yet what to think about the non-Sith/non-Jedi Force user villains and mystery Inquisitor. Gonna just stay neutral on them for now.

6. I am intrigued by what type of Legends material might be interlaced into the series. Not that I’ve actually read much from Legends, but there sure is a wealth of imaginative stuff on Wookieepedia. 

7. I will be very surprised and rather ticked off if they actually give Sabine Force powers. How could Kanan and Ezra not sense that ability in her if it existed all those years, especially when Kanan trained her with the Darksaber? I do recall the Bendu was lurking around during that episode, but I think it had more to do with Kanan and Ezra learning lessons themselves as they taught Sabine, not because she is Force sensitive. Anyway, my bet is that Ahsoka simply trained Sabine on how to use Ezra’s lightsaber like Kanan did with the Darksaber due to all the rising threats.

8. I’m pretty sure we’ll get at least some Zeb, not sure about Kallus.

9. If Hondo is going to show up, they’re keeping a tight lid on it. 

10. We already know Jacen will appear, huzzah, and I’m 100% sure he is Force sensitive like his poppa. Perhaps Huyang is involved with training Jacen as part of his involvement in the story? I’m super curious about how all this will be handled and what, if anything, will be mentioned about Kanan. Regarding the green hair, maybe they couldn’t get it look believable in live action? Or he dyes it to look like his dad? We shall see...

11. Live action Chopper = chaos in a good way. And I would love some AP-5 sass to go along with it, but that’s probably not in the cards.

12. As for Ahsoka herself, I stand by my puzzlement that the quest of finding of Thrawn and Ezra was laid at her feet when she had nothing to do with Thrawn and zero screen time with Sabine in Rebels. Yes, Ezra said “come find me” when they escaped the World Between Worlds, but at that time he had no clue what he was going to have to do to get Thrawn out of the mix, so he was just telling her to meet up with him and the Ghost family again. All the information presented in the SWR epilogue pointed to the search for Ezra starting around 5-6 years after the war ended, so I hope the show gives us some solid reasons for the long delay, plus Ahsoka being front and center instead of the Ghost family members themselves if this is SWR Season 5 per Filoni.

Bottom line, the trailer cements the fact that Ahsoka is 100% different from what I’ve been imagining since SWR ended, but I intend to approach Ahsoka with an open mind and enjoy the new canon as much as possible. Thankfully, there’s always great fanfic on AO3 to soothe my tattered soul ;)

[dovewingkinnie]

i liked when dr harley sawyer was messing with u like a mouse type of guy to put u in a maze and watch u collect seeds

[outtamynoggin]

Jason and Tim talking about dealing with Bruce

Jason: How do you do it? Isn't he so... frustrating?! Doesn't he drive you nuts?!

Tim: Of course he does.

Jason: Then what do you do instead of wanting to strangle him?

Tim: Easy. Set Dick on him.

Jason: ...What?

Tim: Yeah. Nothing sends Bruce into a tailspin faster than a disappointed Grayson.

Jason: *Looking at Tim with awe in his eyes* You're a scary, evil, little genius

Tim: Yup. Works on everyone.

Jason: *impressed* Damn.

Jason: Wait... what do you mean it works on everyone?

Tim: What I said - it works on everyone.

Jason: You... you've never set Dick on me, have you?

Tim:

Jason: ... *cracking his knuckles*

Tim: Noooooo

Jason: *grinning meanly* Hey, lil bro. I think it's time for some brotherly bonding

Tim: *already running* Dick?! DICKKK!!!!!

Jason: *running after him* You shut up!!!

[kitschky]

if i got a single office music dance experience my suffering at work would all be worth it !! (everyone go watch severance now, for me, your comrade)

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[bacchuschucklefuck]

january month of yuugi

[brokenrefraction]

alright my dearest and humblest most sincere brother, imperator of this sleep-nurse tumblr dot come popolus. the time has come

it was either in two business days or the last ask you receive determines it

its the time. unearth to everyones eyes the body pillow of dr welcome smile corporation creation. i will await with open arms. god fucking damknit why does it have to be when i cant spa m relbog ts cus my phone is on charge

sigh. welp. you guys asked for it. I TOLD YALL ITS CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT LYING WHEN I SAY ITS CRINGE fuck my stupid life

feel free to kill me now

i need my amisulpride

[elodieunderglass]

And one amang, an Iyrysch man,

Uppone his hoby swyftly ran…

WAIT HANG ON - slamming the brakes on drawing this stupid picture - do you nerds even KNOW the etymology of the word “hobby”? The thing you do for pleasure? The thing you have too many of? The thing you spend too much money on and share with your friends? The thing tumblr probably is to you? Those hobbies?

It comes from a now-kind-of-extinct breed of Irish pony-horse. It was called the Irish Hobby. Supposedly the hobby got its name from the Gaelic word obann, or swift. They definitely were. They’d obann your pants clean off.

Fast tough little bastards, built for rough terrain and renowned for their speed and stamina, hobby horses belonged to the Celts, and their highly annoying style of mounted warfare. but their conquerors liked hobby horses a lot, kept them, used them for themselves, and found them useful enough, despite the fact that they also had famously useful things like mounted knights or horse archers. A lightweight Irish warrior, mounted on a hobby horse, was called a hobelar.

Reportedly and in depictions, hobelars rode without stirrups. Or saddles. Or bridles. Or - well - this is all sounding very improbable, because the hobelars COULDNT have just been charging around basically bare-assed on naked ponies, screaming, and somehow in the process undoing the composure of actual mounted armoured knights. Knights who, I remind you, had stirrups. Stirrups are useful! It’s quite likely the hobelars had some gear. And clothes. and weapons. And the ponies probably had some tack - I am picturing a bellyband that you could at least hang a saddlebag on, and a neck rope for catching the bloody thing, even if not a saddle. But the overall impression, somehow created by people on darling little ponies, was apparently quite striking and fearful.

I mean. God Forbid People Have Hobbies.

Anyway after a while, whatever people became the British had eventually conquered all of the rough terrain that hobbies were best at, and horse archers just got sexier, and mounted knights became aristos, and all the bog and forest people had been subdued, so it was time to sunset the hobelars. but WAIT! Hobby horses are still tremendously fun and appealing! They’re so fast! and you can ride them without a saddle! Sure, they’re not up to the weight of a mounted knight, or indeed a lot of guys… but surely we can still find a use for a hobby or two? In the back garden? Somewhere?

At which point an English king decided to keep hobby horses just for fun. No military application. No further development of the technology. Not for fun. Just as expensive, pleasurable, pets. Just for the joy of the thing.

And that is how hobby (activity done purely for pleasure) comes from hobby horse (small horse) possibly from obann (swift.) they’re very interesting and you should look all this up for yourself! because it sure sounds like Elodie doing a bit, doesn’t it?

Today, Irish Hobbies are functionally nonexistent. References for drawing include the Kerry Bog Pony, the Connemara, and (I personally think) Dartmoors and Exmoors. They’re said to have lent their speed to the Irish Hunter/Sport Horse and from there to the Thoroughbred, but every damn horse in the world claims relation to the Thoroughbred, and they can’t be THAT thoroughly bred.

At any rate - you can never have enough hobbies. Just be glad that yours aren’t expensive beasts with minds of their own, eating their heads off in the pasture! …Unless they are. In which case, you’re part of a proud tradition.

[paintedcrows]

Totally Normal Trigonometry Things

[morganbritton132]

Dustin, dramatically and loudly throwing himself down on the counter at the diner: I need a milkshake, stat.

Patty, the waitress working the bar: What’s your trouble, kid?

Dustin: I think my mom likes Steve Harrington more than me

Person next to him: *snorts*

Tommy, the person next to him: Yeah, tell me about it.

[partiallysame]

Period sex with Simon but he’s a freak

Cw: smut and blood/blood kink

Simon had never been the relationship type. Never found himself in the situation to have period sex. But he was a grown man and always assured you that it doesn’t bother him “not afraid of blood lovie” but you insisted that you two didn’t have to have sex when you were on it, heavy flow and what not.

He didn’t notice when your slick that covered his fingers as he worked you open came out a with a pink tint. Or if he did, he chalked it up to the lighting. But when he’s fucking into you while you’re laying prone and he’s preening over how wet you are, it’s then he sees the shiny red covering his cock and he freezes still half inside of you. You’re laying under him whining about him stopping. Wiggling your ass back to take more of him, the movement causes some of your blood from his cock to smear onto your ass and his face gets hot. He pulls out of you only to stick his fingers in to hear you mewl at the sudden change of sensation. He pulls them out to leave a bloody partial handprint on your ass before groping it and making a crimson mess on your skin, fully entranced by the way it looks. You lift yourself slightly and turn to see why your boyfriend had stopped and gone silent only to be met with his fingers covered in your slick and blood.

“Oh Simon I’m sorry we can stop” you tried to lift yourself more but his large hands grabbed your hips and pressed you back down into the bed. The “no” that fell from his lips was more of a breath than an actual noise. His brain was short circuiting at the sight of you.

Simon Ghost Riley saw blood almost daily. Blood surrounded by violence and death. Blood had been a part of him and what he did for years now but this? This was different. Your soft body. Your sweet moans. Your begs for more. Such a contrast to the screams and begs for mercy. For once the blood he spilled was matched with pleasure and love. Not fear and duty.

He lined himself back up with your entrance and pushed into you hard. The squelch that came from your soaked and bleeding pussy accompanied by the high pitched moan that came from you had Simon going feral, letting out his own wrecked moans. Sounds from him you had never heard before. The idea of being covered in something so purely you had his hips stuttering. The idea that you trusted him enough to let him fuck you like this. So raw. So pure and natural. It had him white knuckle gripping onto your hips, keeping you still so he could see himself sliding in and out of your bloody cunt without you wiggling away from the pressure. A jumbled mess of his name mixed with “please” came from you and he was seeing stars as he leaned down. His chest flush against your back as he fucked into you. Growling out “look s’good f’me like this. Letting me have all of you s’perfect love” into your ear.

Even after he finished inside of you, Simon wouldn’t let you get up. He plugged you with his fingers, motions slow and teasing as he watched his cum mix with your blood and drip out of you, onto his hands and the sheet. He touched and he watched for as long as he could hold off before he rolled you over onto your back and by the look in his eye you knew what he was about to do. His hand spread your thighs enough to fit himself between them, leaving sticky bloody fingerprints in his wake before pushing your knees to your chest, displaying your cunt to him and diving in. His lips latching onto your clit and your hands found his hair to pull him in closer. The metallic taste mixed with his own release had him grinding his crimson stained cock into the bed as his tongue lapped at you. He licked and sucked until your legs were shaking and you were begging for a reprieve from the overstimulation. When he finally pulled away his face was covered in the pinkish red liquid mix that was pouring from you after your multiple orgasms.

He was utterly mesmerized by you and the lack of embarrassment or disgust from you at the sight of your boyfriend playing with your bloodied pussy. You weren’t allowed out of bed until his tongue found every ruby fingerprint he left on you, every smear of the dried blood. This was his new favorite week of the month.

Bonus: coming up behind Simon in the kitchen and telling him to close his eyes and open his mouth. When he obeyed you put your bloody finger in his mouth. Your way of telling him your period had started and the growl that came from him had both of your knees buckling. You’re being thrown over his shoulder and taken to bed.

[flowersforthemachines]

What home smells like (Crossroads comments)

Note: judging by the audio I extracted and the conversation file, Bellara and Taash don't have lines for that event (if they actually have lines and I missed them, pls lmk).

Rook: That scent… I can't place it. Neve: For a moment… it smelled like Dock Town after it rains. Lucanis: Coffee. Like Illario and I smelled in the kitchen where we grew up. But that cannot be right. Harding: That's my ma's apple cake! But… how? Davrin: That's smoke from my old clan's campfire. But… how do I even know that? Emmrich: It's reminiscent of the mortuary's perfumes, but… ah. Of course. Emmrich: There's small enchantments around this place. From the old elves, welcoming their kindred home.

My DAVG Extracted Audio Masterlist

[mellosdrawings]

"Why didn't you invite me?" Jamil doesn't think their answer is any good.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

[yantao-enthusiast]

best valentine's day gift EVER. punched me in the face and spat in my soup and made me eat it off the ground but my god did i enjoy it. what the fuck do you mean misty said i love her????? what the fuck do you mean taivan killed a waiter via the psychic damage inflicted by dining and dashing???????? what the FUCK do you MEAN SHAUNA AND MELISSA ACTUALLY FUCKING KISSED WITH A KNIFE TO HER THROAT WHAT THE FUCKCKKCKCKCKKCKC. gay ass season 3. and that was exactly what it needed to give. it gave everything. i can't wait for more

[lenowom]

Typical Lester family breakfast

[pengu1n-flyer]

kind of infuriating how majority of childhood games work on the basis of “hunt and catch” or “run/escape danger” when i never use these skills in adult life smh

adults don’t even want to play hunt and catch hide and seek or escape predator vs catch herd of prey one by one tag anymore :(((