#and don't judge me for using YouTube music

[ballroomblitzzzz]

...to be honest I don't know whether to be embarrassed or proud about this

[rainbowbutterfrosting]

I was playing ace attorney last night and had a realization of my true power. So here's some of the dream situation in ace attorney format lmao

PLEASE DON'T LET THIS FLOP I SPENT SOOOO LONG ON IT

Note:

This isn't meant to be a proper summary, I'm just having fun sldfkj

If there's errors in the video then oopsie. I'm not gonna fix them just bc it would be too much effort. (Also, some things are worded weirdly bc I took them directly from videos. Primarily with stuff Dream's saying)

If there's errors in the transcript below, then let me know!! Though I haven't captioned everything in the video, just all the dialogue and some relevant sound effects.

In case anyone's curious, I used objection.lol

Transcription under cut, though I'd recommend watching the video for music and sound effects :]]]]] I just put it as an option for those who use screen readers, have bad connection, etc.

The second week of January 2025.

Chat, as the Gallery in Ace Attorney: GET HIS ASS. SLAY (LITERALLY) hi youtube

[Gavel slams]

Tubbo, as the Judge: Trial is now in Session for Dreamwastaken.

Tubbo: Dream, your opening statement, please.

Dream, as Cody Hackins: Tommyinnit posted a video yesterday that was titled "Dream" where he said a lot of stuff about me that isn't true.

[Hold it!]

Tommyinnit, as Phoenix Wright: Is it not true that you called my fanbase a slur?

Dream: Okay yeah, I did do that. I'm sorry. Genuinely.

Tommyinnit: Good. That was the absolute bare minimum.

Tommyinnit: But what about the misogyny? And how you and your friends treat women?

Dream: You have no examples.

[clever sound]

Dream: What if I just said you're racist and called it a day!

Tubbo: You called two different women "whores." Please amend your testimony.

Dream: Ah. Yeah, but it was to my friend. She wasn't upset at all!

[Objection!]

Ludwig, as older Phoenix Wright: Lmao

Dream: Okay but I meant it in the affectionate way!!! Like in the way I've called my cat a whore.

[Loud chatter from the Gallery]

Chat: SHANE DAWSON???? HE WHAT!!!!!!! [shuttering camera] I'm lost. Are they still fighting over discs?

Dream: Whatever, that's long enough ago. I did what I could about the situation.

Tommyinnit: My video wasn't just about that. It was also how you've been awful to me. It started with early Dream SMP when-

[Objection!]

Dream: Tommy, there's no way that you actually believe this. Saying I was terrible to you with no examples or anything- like- if you don't think that my intention was to help you, then what was my intention? Why did I do all of that?

[Loud chatter from the Gallery]

Chat: BRO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE WONDERING TEXTBOOK MANIPULATION POGCHAMP Is this new lore for c!Dream?

[Hold it!]

Tommyinnit: You thrived off of holding my success over my head! You didn't treat me like an equal!

Dream: [Desk slam] I saw potential in you!

Tommyinnit: Yet you called me a promoter for saying I was working on my podcast, book, and comedy tour?

Dream: [Critical hit sound] So why is my content worth less value?! I'm sorry that I like coding and hanging out with my friends??

[Gavel slams]

Tubbo: No one was saying that?

Tubbo: You keep taking Tommy's clips out of context. Shouldn't you be more responsible with the clips you take since you're aware of the gravity of some of these claims?

Dream: [Surprised Sound] Because-

Dream: You're saying-

Dream: Uh-

Chat: [lots of periods and question marks]

[Disappointed sound]

Dream: That's a good point, Tubbo.

Dream: That's actually a really good point.

Tubbo: Thanks. :/

Jack Manifold, as Winston Payne: [while applause plays] !! Shut Up I'm Talking Patreon ONLY $7 !!

[obsessiveandutterlydelusional]

Quiet as worship.

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x fem!reader (no use of y/n)

Summary:

You and Wanda have spent the last year walking the tightrope between secrecy and devotion—navigating judgment, age gaps, and quiet mornings that feel more sacred than any spotlight. To the world, you're just two successful women in different stages of life. But behind closed doors, you're something far more intimate. When you return home during one of Wanda's livestreamed interviews, the quiet ache to be close becomes impossible to resist. And under the desk—where no one can see—you remind her exactly who she belongs to, even when the camera’s still rolling.

A story of stolen moments, soft worship, and the kind of love that doesn’t need an audience to feel real.

TW: NFSW, oral sex (w!receiving), fingering (w!receiving), age gap relationship (legal, duh), secretish relationship, praise & worship kink (implied), power dynamics, dom!wanda, sub!reader, established relationship, fem!reader, public sex?(concealed), A/U!Celebrities, MDI.

Word Count: around 1k (it's a short one)

A/N: honestly, i've never really written anything before, (unless you count making "fanfics" on youtube when i was like 13.) i've been obsessd with elizabeth olsen lately, and really just wanted to write something short for wanda. i don't expect this to really blow up or anything but thought i'd share and may write more fics if this gets any attention. feel free to comment your thoughts or critiques, i also barely know how to navigate anything on tumblr when it comes to posting so if you have any tips for that, greatly appreciated. enjoy! :)

You and Wanda had been navigating the blurred line between secrecy and intimacy for nearly a year. It wasn’t a tabloid-worthy secret—not exactly—not to those who mattered. Your families knew. So did your closest friends. But the rest of the world? The fans, the press, the ever-watchful industry eyes? They didn’t know. Not yet.

You both guarded it tightly, like something too rare and beautiful to survive under public scrutiny.

And truthfully, it wasn’t the kind of love story you could explain easily.

You were 21—young, ambitious, a rising force in music with a voice that turned heads. Acting had become your latest frontier, a new stage to conquer. Wanda was 30—powerful, poised, and captivating in ways that made people go silent mid-sentence. She’d lived through storms, carried shadows she rarely spoke of, and moved through the world with a calm intensity that demanded respect.

And that nine-year gap between you? It made people talk. Judge. Assume.

Her friends whispered their theories—maybe she was chasing youth, maybe it was a passing indulgence. Your family masked concern with logic, lacing their doubt with patronizing smiles. Too young. Too complicated. As if love bowed to reason.

But none of it mattered. Not anymore.

Because it worked.

The late nights. The quiet mornings. The language spoken in glances and silences. It bloomed into something undeniable. And after nearly a year of proving the world wrong, even the skeptics had started to soften. They saw it now—the connection, the depth, the truth.

A month ago, you moved in—into her secluded home nestled in the hills above L.A., wrapped in silence and red-hued sunsets that lasted just a little longer when she was beside you. It felt seamless. Like gravity.

Today had been ordinary, in the kind of way that only shared lives could make beautiful. You’d spent the morning in the studio, lost in harmonies and half-written lyrics. Wanda had stayed home, preparing for a livestreamed interview for a film she’d done more as a favor than anything else.

Before the call began, she left you a voice note—low, calm, clipped in that no-nonsense way she got when she was focused.

“I’ll be live when you get back. Mic and camera on. Be good for me, okay?”

There was a softness beneath the command, and you’d smiled at the sound of it.

You got home quietly, careful with your keys and the sound of the door, trying not to disturb her. But curiosity had a gravity all its own. You told yourself you just wanted to see her.

Drifting down the hall, you paused at the half-open door of her office. Warm light poured out, casting long golden shadows. And there she was.

Wanda sat like she owned the space—back straight, voice smooth, answering questions with calm poise and piercing intelligence. Her hair, back to its deep auburn, framed her face in soft waves, new bangs brushing her brows and easing the sharpness of her features. She wore a loose black pantsuit—elegant and commanding, clinging to her in ways that made your pulse stutter. She didn’t have to try. She just was.

And you stood there, breath caught in your throat.

She hadn’t noticed you. Her eyes were on the screen. But yours? They were only on her. The curve of her mouth, the angle of her jaw, the way her fingers moved lightly across the desk—it all drew you in. Unintended seduction. Unintended, and yet devastating.

Your body responded before your mind could argue. Quietly, you stepped inside. No grand plan—just a hunger to be close. You dropped to your knees, heart hammering, and crawled beneath the desk. Her mic was angled high, her camera facing away from the lower half. She wouldn’t be visible from this angle. Neither would you.

It wasn’t about teasing. It wasn’t about interruption. You just needed to be near her.

Face to face with her knees, you reached out, fingers ghosting over her ankles and slipping under the fabric of her pants to stroke the warm skin of her calves.

Wanda didn’t flinch. Didn’t skip a beat. But a subtle smile ghosted her lips—so faint it might’ve gone unnoticed.

‘I knew you’d find your way under my desk.’

Her thighs shifted, parting slightly, creating space for you. Space you moved into with reverent ease. You rested your head on her inner thigh, looking up through your lashes, just watching her speak—captivated. Worshipful.

Your hands trailed up, fingers pressing softly into the fabric of her slacks, drawing lazy circles on her skin beneath.

And Wanda responded in the quietest of ways.

A shift in her chair. A hand sliding down, curling beneath the desk to cradle your jaw. Another tangling into your hair, fingertips gripping gently. Guiding. Not forcing. Just showing you what she wanted.

Your cheeks burned under her touch, the intimacy of it pulling a shiver through you. You hadn’t expected this—thought maybe she’d hush you away with a glance. But Wanda rarely did what people expected.

Hands shaking just slightly, you moved to the waistband of her pants, undoing the button with deliberate slowness. Her hips lifted, offering permission, as she kept speaking to the screen with barely a hitch.

“So you could say the character’s inner struggle is something many of us can relate to…”

Her voice stayed calm, even as you slid the zipper down.

You pulled her pants and underwear just low enough, breath catching at the sight of her—already wet, already wanting. She was flushed, beautiful, and utterly composed.

Leaning in, you pressed soft kisses to her inner thighs, rewarded with the quietest sigh. A gentle tug at your hair—impatient.

You obeyed.

Your mouth found her center, tongue teasing a long stripe through her slit, savoring the taste of her. She shifted, hips rolling forward, breath catching as you sucked lightly on her clit.

“Mm… the theme of self-discovery was important to explore…”

A subtle breathiness laced her tone, barely there but so present to you.

The wet sounds of your mouth were louder now, shame and desire twisted together in your chest as you tried to stay quiet. Your fingers joined the rhythm, slipping into her slowly, curling up to find that one perfect spot.

She gripped the chair arm harder.

“It’s about… facing your fears. Finding courage to be who you truly are…”

You looked up at her—sweat at her brow, jaw clenched, chest rising with uneven breaths. She glanced down, and her green eyes met yours—dark, desperate, hungry.

She was close. So close.

“This film really shows the power of… of collaboration…”

Her thighs trembled around your head, clamping tighter. Her hands clenched, one still buried in your hair. She was trying so hard to hold it together.

“And—ah—it’s been an honor to work with such an incredibly talented ensemble…”

Her voice broke for a fraction of a second.

You knew that sound. That edge. She was there.

“Thank you for having me,” she said quickly, managing a final smile for the camera. “It’s been a pleasure.”

She ended the stream in one swift motion—shutting the laptop before anyone could respond.

In a blur, she pushed her chair back, pulling you from under the desk and onto her lap with startling strength.

Her lips grazed your ear. Her voice was low, dark, commanding.

“Naughty girl. You just couldn’t wait, could you?”

A shiver licked up your spine.

“You know this isn’t going unpunished.”

And you knew. God, you knew. But you didn’t care. As long as it was Wanda... You’d take anything she gave.

[sweetmariihs2]

We need to talk about Judge Claude Frollo in the Disney Parks (DURING THE 90's) (he didn't wore a mascot head before then)—————— ⊹₊ ⋆. ♱ ₊˚ .⊹

The fandom needs to know about this. Why is no one talking about it???

Recently I got hyperfocused on HOND and, after watching the movie multiple times, musicals, and tons of video analysis, I finally found the Disney Park content - and oh boy I got so lucky for finding it

I would like to say that, at first, my wish was that the content of this post was posted on tiktok in form of videos and small edits, and while I have a tiktok account, I only post my art and my family follows me there help (imagine what they would think if they saw me posting edits (simping for) of a guy in the disney parks dressed as the most horrific character from disney in the 90s). I also told a friend about this, who has a tiktok accont, wishing they would post something about it, but it didn't happened- So I decided to make a Tumblr post.

I'm not a Disney parks specialist, I don't know a lot about this topic in general, but if any of you are, please correct me if I'm wrong or give me info I didn't included because this would help a lot.

Going to the main topic, you guys probably know how Frollo looks like in the parks today. He barely appears, sure, but he wears a mascot head, and since his mouth is always shut, he's not able to talk, having to speak to people only through signs and body expressions. But during the 90s HE DIDN'T WORE A MASK. He was played by a face actor.

BACK THEN IN THE 90s, the movie of The Hunchback of Notre Dame was released (1996), and the parks started to include the characters in their attractions. As far as I know, we had three main attractions related to HOND back then:

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Topsy Turvy Cavalcade (it's a parade that happened at Disneyland and also Disneyland Paris in the 5th anniversary celebration of the park - overall based on the Festival of Fools scene);

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Festival of Fools (Which I have NO IDEA of why it's described as similar to the musical adventure in that wiki, since the script, stage and everything is completely different from the musical adventure - The stage is WAY BIGGER and it's mainly focused on the Festival Of Fools, but the story cuts to the end a lot faster than in the movie)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure (a musical theatre, stage show, that happened at Disney's Hollywood Studios, that tells us the whole story of the movie);

The parade has two versions, as I said. Since our main focus is Frollo in this post, in one of the versios Frollo is riding his horse, and in the other one he's standing over one of the floats. Most of the videos I found about it show us Frollo as a face character (no mask on), but somehow there are some videos dated as 1997 about the same parade with him wearing his mascot head, which is just very confusing to me.

I can't exactly explain why he stopped being a face character, I believe that it's related to what Disney did to Fairy Godmother (she's an elderly character, just like Frollo, the same happened to her: previously face character, eventually mask character. I heard a theory saying that Disney probably doesn't want to hire elders because of their physical limitations in having to stay standing in a costume during the whole day).

What confuses me is the fact that in some attractions (the parade at Paris) Frollo is already wearing a mask, but in others (Festival of Fools) he is not yet. You see, the parade ended in 1997, but the Festival ended in 1998, and there is a recording made of the last performance of the Festival on YouTube, and Frollo is still not wearing his mask.

That can be easily explained by them just taking the decision of making him wear the mask during the parade only and keep him as a face character during the Festival. But why? We also have to consider that these take place in different parks and different countries (France and USA).

Let's take a look at the dates:

Parade AT DISNEYLAND: started in 1996 and ended in 1997 - no mask

Parade AT PARIS: started in 1997 and ended in 1998 (in some the videos I found from there, Frollo IS wearing his mask)

but I am confused since I found a video where he wasn't wearing his mask at this same parade, at Disneyland, in front of a "It's a Small World" ride. English is not my main language so I am not sure if they're only speaking in english, because if it was in France (France also has a Disneyland and a It's a Small World) they would be talking in both languages: English and French. And I don't know if I'm crazy but I didn't heard any French there. Which means this is probably at USA. BUT WHY IS FROLLO NOT WEARING HIS MASK AT USA??? I don't know I'm just confused

Festival of Fools: started in June 21, 1996 and ended in April 18, 1998 - no mask (I would like to say that Hellfire is included in this one, it was cut in all the other attractions. Also, near the end, right before his death, Frollo seems to try to grab Esmeralda when Quasi attacks his back, which wasn't in the movie indeed.)

A Musical Adventure (theatre): started in june 21, 1996 and ended in september 28, 2002 - no mask (his actor got changed around 3 times as far as I know, based on the videos that I watched)

Also, between the USA and the France version of the parade, Frollo shows up in three different ways: riding his horse, standing on top of the Notre Dame float, or sitting at his chair at the festival (which appears to be like a mini float, and he wears his mask). They're mixed and it's confusing to me, I am not sure which is where. When I think I understood, I find new footage of these attractions where he appears on top of something else and I don't know what's happening anymore

I don't know guys, I am just really confused and I'll just keep enjoying all the videos I can find of him without his mask, because it's a rare thing to see Frollo showing his face, and now much rarer hearing him talk and express himself properly at the parks. I hate this damn mask. It's clear as the light of the day that it's the same costume from the 90s with no update, no better painting, or anything new for that matter. I don't HATE him, I'm happy that we have Frollo in the parks. It's just that it was better before... if they at least updated that mask and those pale hands...

Despite trying, I couldn't find any pictures from that face character Frollo. You know, pictures people take with the characters? None. All we have are low quality 90s videos on YouTube and that's it. Which makes me really upset, because those videos don't properly capture his costume and makeup, even though I'm really grateful to everyone who recorded them, it's very hard to see his face clearly. That gif at the start of the post is one of those rare moments someone showed us his face up close, and it's from a video recording "The Hunchback of Notre Dame Topsy Turvy Cavalcade" at Disneyland where Frollo rode his horse instead of just standing on top of the Notre Dame float. (It happens at 04:00 and I giggle every single time help)

I would like to make a mini list of all the videos I could find about this on the internet. It will be updated constantly, of course, and separated by topics (the attractions) and their names will be the names of the videos themselves. I would also like to say that the qualities of those videos aren't always the best, but we're lucky for at least having them in our hands in the first place. Sometimes I will point out when he appears, sometimes I won't because I'm lazy.

Edit: Turns out that there are millions of videos about them on YouTube and a lot of them are low quality, so I won't spend time adding *all of them*, just some of the best. If you find a interesting one that's not in the post, send me the link plz!

If any kind soul wants to make funny edits with compilations of best moments please send me the link, I appreciate it

The video list : —————— ⊹₊ ⋆. ♱ ₊˚ .⊹

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Topsy Turvy Cavalcade:

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame Topsy Turvy Cavalcade - Disneyland 1996" (close up view of his face (the death look) at the minute 04:00) (*happy giggles* that's the gif used in the title of the post!) (I would probably pass out if I were this person)

"Disneyland California - The Hunchback of Notre Dame Parade 1998" (he can be seen since 02:10 (during Esmeralda's dance, which he claims "look at this disgusting display!" (also that dance is kinda "uuuhhhhh disneyyy this parade is for children"), and apparently she goes down on the pole looking at him) but he really appears properly at the minute 04:50 and doesn't look at the camera - at the minute 05:30 he's seen pretty close to Esmeralda's float, apparently watching her dance - right after this moment the video is cut and he appears again, this time walking to the opposite way. At the end of the video he's seen again from afar!)

"The Hunchback Parade at Disneyland (at Small World" (he's the first thing we see when we open the video)

"The Hunchback Parade at Disneyland (From The Plaza)" (he's seen at 1:30 standing on top of the Notre Dame float)

"Disneyland-Parade-Hunchback of Notre Dame. Oct 31. 1997." (Frollo can be seen by the first time at the minute 04:40, but he can be seen really closely at the minute 07:05. That happened during a halloween night at Disneyland!)

There is a video that I JUST CAN'T FIND about this same parade, and I remember Frollo riding his horse at the end of the video. It was day and I remember being possible to see him dissapearing behind a curve, still riding his horse. I CAN'T FIND IT, not even in my history. I'll just update this post when I finally find it (IF I find it)

Second edit: Guys I think I'm stupid. I was rewatching the end of THE FIRST VIDEO OF THE LIST and it was that one. I feel dumb now

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Festival Of Fools:

"Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Festival of Fools, Disneyland in 1996 part 2" (a journalistic report about the attraction - the person who updated this didn't published the part 1! Ugh! We only have one half! It's a great video by the way, the quality and the shots are awesome) (Frollo only appears once at 1:30, but the whole video is great)

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Festival Of Fools - Disneyland 1996" (That's a part of the show. It has good camera angles but not a very good quality. Frollo appears at 02:10 and at 03:30-04:00 and at 08:05)

"【Old Disney】 The Hunchback of Notre Dame Musical Show!-1996 / ノートルダム の鐘ミュージカルショー" (Full show once again - There is a change in here! At the second 20:26, Clopin went up the stairs and Frollo casually gets the flag from his hand. The flag is a crucial part for the ending, it works like Frollo's sword for a long period of time, and he fights Esmeralda and Quasimodo using it. In other recordings you can see that Frollo gets his flag forcefully from one of the dancer's hands in the middle of the main stage, not from Clopin already up the stairs. At 19:55 we can see Frollo holding the flag, running with it, but when we see him again, the flag is in Clopin's hand instead of Frollo's, and Frollo takes it from him later. What a mess!)

"1996 Disneyland Hunchback of Notre Dame: Festival of Fools" (terrible quality but it adds ✨️flavor✨️)

"Hunchback of Notre Dame Play Disneyland 1996" (The quality is also bad, but we can see the lights and overall hear the music and the spectacle itself here. I wish I was there!)

"Hunchback of Notre Dame: Festival of Fools - Disneyland 1996" (Footage of the whole show, the quality is... average)

"Hunchback of Notre Dame Festival Of Fools--Disneyland History--1990's--TMS-561" (footage of the festival but overall the quality is terrible in this one)

"Hunchback of Notre Dame Festival Of Fools | Disneyland | 1996" (low quality footage of the show. Frollo can barely be seen :c )

""Festival Of Fools" at Disneyland, Presented by Get Away Today (Part 1)" (a TV channel recorded the performance profissionally, even though it's old it's also a good video)

""Festival Of Fools" at Disneyland, Presented by Get Away Today (Part 2)" (part 2 of that same video)

— The last show footage needs to be properly separated here. This makes me bittersweet:

"Festival of Fools - Last Show - Warm Up - Disneyland" (part 0)

"Festival of Fools - Last Show - Part 1 - Disneyland" (part 1)

"Festival of Fools - Last Show - Part 2 - Disneyland" (part 2)

"Festival of Fools - Last Show - Part 3 - Disneyland" (part 3) (Frollo shows up really closely in this one, this person did a wonderful job when recording - and him singing Hellfire!! Ahhhhh!!! He appears again at the end of the video when the characters are thanking the audience)

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure:

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame : A Musical Adventure - Full Show, Disney-MGM Studios 1996 Disney World" (full show)

"Hunchback of Notre Dame Disney-MGM" (full show recorded, great image quality, the camera man gives us zoom and great shots - WE CAN SEE FROLLO'S FACE PROPERLY AT 03:10)

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure" - Full show from 1999 at MGM Studios in WDW" (HIS ACTOR IS AMAZING HERE - We can see his face closely at 02:55, and at 03:33 THE EVIL SMILE IS SO SIMILAR, he even LOOKS LIKE FROLLO HIMSELF! At 11:15 there's the Esmeralda's tease scene which is *chef's kiss* (we can see it really closely) AND IT WAS ALSO DONE PERFECTLY! aaahahshwhwhehsg that's my favorite performance of this show idc, we can see him closely again at 23:20 aaand also at 09:55 - 10:30) [this is where that Frollo and Esmeralda gif I added came from]

"Hunchback Of Notre Dame (2002)" (full show again but this person zooms the characters sometimes, awesome video too)

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure" - Full performance at MGM Studios in WDW - 2000" (We can see Frollo's face from up close at 14:00 - it seems to be a different actor :c )

"1996 Walt Disney World The Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure" (The quality is not the best but I think it's cute the way the person recorded the surroundings. Really looks like a good memory to have. So sweet)

"Walt Disney World spectacle THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME 06 02 1997" (the full show recorded - average quality)

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure @ Disney-MGM Studios - August, 1997" (meh not really in a good quality but it's recorded so let's add it here)

""Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure" Photos and Video from 1996 at Disney-MGM Studios" (not a youtube video, this time it's a website filled with pics taken of the show)

Someone recorded 8 parts of the show, but I would like to add them since it's... you know, my fav Frollo actor until now:

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8

BONUS:

"Meeting Phoebus, from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure" at MGM Studios in WDW" (this is so cute!)

"Festival Of Fools Construction at Disneyland" (the title speaks for itself)

"Disneyland Inside Out - "Festival Of Fools" (report about the attraction)

"Disneyland Paris * May 1997" (showing how the park looked like at that time- a lot of HOND stuff)

"DISNEYLAND: 50 Years of ImaginEARing CD 10-12 FESTIVAL OF FOOLS A Guy Like You" (I believe this is a remastered version of one of the songs that played during the parade. I wish I was there at that time)

"Hunchback of Notre Dame Carnival Disneyland Paris" (this is a video of the parade when Frollo was already wearing a mask, but look at how cute this is! It's a family memory)

[gaykarstaagforever]

I was going to do a whole journalistic deep-dive of this, but upon further reflection, 1) that would require labor I don't want to do, and 2) everyone but me is probably aware of this kind of shit and over it by now.

But I want to talk for a moment about a new "Country Gospel Christian" artist that is "blowing up" on YouTube and Spotify right now (I'm being sarcastic) named Aisha Sparkle.

YouTube Music, forever may it functionally persist, decided to drop one of her songs into my stream. Curious, I DuckDuckGo'd her.

Oddly enough, no image results matched the picture of the lady tied to the track.

Okay, fine. DuckDuckGo isn't perfect. There's still Google. Let's see.

Okay. She's pretty!

...Is that...the same lady?

Wait. Who the hell is that?

And none of these look like the track art, which looks like this:

Who is THIS, then? There is no way two country gospel singers have that same weird name --

......Wait a minute.

......OH YOU BASTARDS.

Yeah so this is AI generated, at least partially. All these tracks and entire albums have been dumped online, everywhere, in the last couple days, all with different lazy AI art.

The songs themselves are at least some kind of guided AI, because they're lyrically a little awkward at times, but sound like actual songs, with structure. Or it's just a really good AI, trained on this kind of music.

Honestly, the bar for white people "praise and worship" music is so low, it's hard to tell. Just endlessly mash up a handful of vaguely-positive Christian-esque platitudes, maybe start with a hooky chorus, and literally anyone or anything can generate one of these, and it sounds...good enough.

Then synth the music and get an AI voice of a white lady, and bam. Time to generate some money!

I just did one on ChatGPT, with the chorus "We Rise in Glory":

"We Rise in Glory" Verse 1: We lift our hearts, we lift our hands, To honor You, our Maker, Lord, With every breath, we praise Your name, Forever we will worship You, forever we will stand. Pre-Chorus: Through every trial, through every storm, You hold us close, You keep us warm. Our hope is sure, our faith is strong, We’ll rise with You, our souls belong. Chorus: We rise in glory, we rise in grace, Lifted by Your love, we seek Your face. With hearts united, we stand as one, In Your glory, our victory's won. We rise in glory, we rise in You, Our hearts surrender, our spirits renewed. Verse 2: The chains are broken, the dark is gone, Your light has come to lead us on. We run the race, we press ahead, In the power of the cross, we are led. Pre-Chorus: Through every trial, through every storm, You hold us close, You keep us warm. Our hope is sure, our faith is strong, We’ll rise with You, our souls belong. Chorus: We rise in glory, we rise in grace, Lifted by Your love, we seek Your face. With hearts united, we stand as one, In Your glory, our victory's won. We rise in glory, we rise in You, Our hearts surrender, our spirits renewed. Bridge: Let the heavens declare, let the earth sing loud, We are rising, we are shining, we wear the victor’s crown. By Your power, by Your might, we stand, In Your glory, we find our land. Chorus (Reprise): We rise in glory, we rise in grace, Lifted by Your love, we seek Your face. With hearts united, we stand as one, In Your glory, our victory's won. We rise in glory, we rise in You, Our hearts surrender, our spirits renewed. Outro: We rise in glory, we rise in You, Forever faithful, forever true.

Tell me that's in any way substantially different than this:

We all know this is doable and relatively easy now. But it's still amazing to run into it in the wild.

Whoever did this isn't even hiding it, obviously. The AI photos are lazy, and they're flooding the platforms with it. Which is the point. People who stream this kind of music probably won't notice that it's AI slop, because it is just good enough to pass as the mid thing they like.

And they don't seem to notice or care, judging from the YouTube comments.

...Assuming any of those are even real. That's probably part of the algorithm pumping, fake engagement.

Again, we all know this is what can be done now. But to stumble into it is still jarring. Especially when YouTube Music just drops it into an auto playlist.

Interesting note: why didn't DuckDuckGo show me any of these pictures? And why, then, did Google?

My guess is, while both are now using AI in search results, DuckDuckGo might still be sensible enough to weed out AI slop from search results. Because no one is looking for AI slop. And of course Google absolutely does not care, because they want to be the world's foremost AI slop company.

I went hard for awhile with AI art, to understand how it's made and all its quirks. And maybe that taught me something. I don't know. I assume everyone can become canny enough to sniff this crap out.

And clearly we have to, because this kind of thing is only going to get worse.

...Also AI-generated fiddles don't sound quite right. And the lyrics are always off in subtle little ways. And all the songs are around 3 minutes and don't have instrumental breaks.

...Also, Aisha Sparkle? That was the first red flag. It's probably some esoteric SEO thing, but it's so transparent. Issa Sparks would be better. Traylor Switch. Take it seriously, you bums.

All of this still requires a careful human hand to pull off atm, and shockingly, people scamming Christians for money are only willing to work so hard at it. Usually because they don't have to.

And that's certainly not something you need AI for. But damn if it doesn't make it faster!

Also NO, I'm not the one doing this. I like making fun of terrible people, not being one. Plus, why put all of this work in to make garbage for maybe a little bit of money, temporarily? Just make a good thing, if you can, and that could maybe generate a little money forever. You have to really just care about money NOW NOW NOW and nothing else to commit yourself to shit like this.

And if I cared about money, I wouldn't pay to use Tumblr. Like, come on.

[godricgryffinsnore]

Harry and YN building up their dream home.

[a random 4 am request]

Blueprints, Blunders, and Butterbeer ♡ : A Harry Potter Fan Fiction.

pairing : Harry Potter x fem!reader

summary : A whimsical and heartwarming tale of Harry and his love building their dream home from scratch—complete with laughter, mishaps, and magic—proving that the best kind of home is one built together.

warnings : Pure fluff and domestic chaos, Light comedic injury (hammer vs. thumb), Excessive use of charm, puns, and enchanted vegetables, May cause uncontrollable smiling and the urge to redecorate with your partner 🧱💫. Please let me know if I missed any.

author's note : English is not my first language, so please forgive me for any grammatical errors or spelling errors. Re-blogging is completely fine with me, but please don't copy my work. I love you all. Enjoy <3.

della's note : Currently only focusing on emptying my inbox. Please feel free to send more requests <3. Hope you enjoy!!

word count : 0.8k

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banners : @anitalenia and @cafekitsune

🪄✨

You’d always thought building your dream home with Harry Potter would be a romantic whirlwind of soft music, shared paintbrushes, and spontaneous kisses under newly installed doorframes.

It was not.

It was chaos.

“I thought you said you knew how to use a hammer,” you muttered, arms crossed, staring down at your boyfriend, who was currently sprawled on the floor with a bruised thumb and a look of betrayal.

“I do!” Harry insisted, looking deeply offended. “Just… not when the nails are acting like Slytherins.”

You raised an eyebrow. “What does that even mean?”

“They keep dodging my strikes and judging me.”

You snorted. “Pretty sure the nails aren’t judging you, sweetheart.”

He looked up at you mournfully. “They definitely are.”

🧱

It all started with an ancient cottage on the edge of Ottery St. Catchpole—ramshackle and vine-choked, with more personality than practicality. You and Harry had fallen in love with it immediately. It needed “a bit of work,” which you now understood to mean: it needed everything.

Day one had been about demolition.

“I don’t know if this wall is load-bearing,” you’d said.

Harry, wand in hand, beamed. “There’s one way to find out.”

Three loud cracks, a puff of plaster, and a very angry gnome later, you had discovered it was, in fact, load-bearing.

“We’ll fix it,” he’d promised sheepishly, brushing dust off your head and kissing your temple.

Day five was the plumbing disaster.

Harry had insisted on trying a Muggle method, “just to learn.”

You were still not over the geyser that had burst from the kitchen sink, soaking you both and leaving you looking like wet rats huddling over a how-to YouTube video. He handed you a cup of tea afterward, his hair still dripping. “I think we invented a new water feature.”

You almost hexed him.

But then he grinned, wide and hopeful, and you forgave him again.

🖌️

By week three, things started coming together.

You painted the bedroom a warm, golden hue, and Harry spelled the ceiling to look like the night sky, complete with a little enchanted shooting star that zoomed by every hour.

“I named that one after you,” he said one night, pointing at a sparkling star near the center.

You looked up at it, breath catching. “Really?”

“Yeah. It’s the brightest. And slightly chaotic.”

You smacked him with a pillow, and he cackled.

🌱

The garden was your pride and joy. You planted wildflowers and grew your own vegetables (or tried to).

“Why are the carrots floating?” you asked, peering over the raised bed.

Harry scratched his head. “I may have used Wingardium Leviosa instead of fertilizer.”

“HARRY.”

He dropped the carrot mid-air. It bonked him on the head.

He pretended to die dramatically in your freshly planted dahlias.

“I’m not helping you up,” you said, but you were laughing too hard to sound convincing.

🎶

Then came furnishing day.

You discovered Harry had absolutely no taste in furniture. He wanted beanbags in the living room. Bright orange ones.

“Why orange?”

“They’re like the Chudley Cannons!”

“They also look like pumpkins that lost their will to live.”

After a passionate debate that may or may not have involved you threatening to transfigure them into literal pumpkins, you compromised: one sad orange beanbag in the corner—“The Timeout Chair”—and a proper sofa you picked together.

He sulked dramatically in the beanbag for an hour and only came out when you made hot cocoa and told him he was your favorite wizard, even if his interior design skills were suspicious at best.

🔥

The final touch was the fireplace.

Harry insisted on building it by hand.

“I want us to have a place we sit by in the winters,” he said. “Where I propose. Where our kids fall asleep with cocoa mustaches and Christmas jumpers too big for them.”

You blinked, trying not to cry.

That was how you found yourself handing him bricks and biting your tongue every time he placed one crookedly.

“Are you crying?” he asked one evening as you both sat in front of the finished (and slightly uneven) fireplace.

“No,” you sniffled, tucking your face into his jumper.

He pulled you into his lap, kissed your forehead. “You’re thinking about the cocoa mustaches, aren’t you?”

You nodded.

“I’m thinking about our kids stealing biscuits before dinner and blaming the dog.”

“We don’t have a dog.”

He looked very serious. “We’ll need one. For the blame, obviously.”

🎇

The first night you stayed in the cottage, it still smelled like paint and plaster, and half the wardrobe doors were missing. But you were curled in bed beside Harry, wrapped in a blanket, his arm tucked tight around your waist.

“Think it’s perfect,” he whispered, brushing a kiss against your shoulder.

You looked around your slightly crooked dream home—your scratched floorboards, your starry ceiling, your half-working plumbing—and smiled.

“It is.”

He grinned, eyes gleaming with mischief. “Just wait ‘til I install the quidditch pitch in the backyard.”

“Absolutely not.”

“Too late, already drew the blueprints.”

You rolled your eyes and kissed him anyway.

After all, it was your dream home.

And it was filled with love, laughter, magic—and one very determined, hammer-incompetent Harry Potter.

[sylveon-and-velveon]

Playing "4 Big Guys" around the slashers

Shitpost idea has been made, so here XD

This will include: Michael Myers {OG & RZ}, Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Billy Lenz, Freddy Krueger, Stu Macher, Billy Loomis, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Harry Warden, Tiffany Valentine

Feel free to request any shitpost writing prompt ideas you can think of in my asks, I love silly non-serious ideas XD

Given the music is VERY adult related, this is 18+ ONLY

OG Michael Myers

Ain't gonna lie, the second you play that song he's probably staring at you instantly. Anger? Disappointment? Cursing your entire family and possible future children? Who knows! It's Michael-Fucking-Myers baby!!!

He's not used to anything sexual overall so hearing a song openly sing about gay sex, and in such a detailed way, would worry him. Not for the singer, no- more on your taste in music.

And don't even get me started on when he hears about shit being involved. The second he hears that being mentioned he's turning off the music entirely, patting your head, and dragging you away so you'll listen to something he likes instead to cleanse that weird mind of yours. Like... Kate Bush or something.

He'd like Kate Bush right? He looks like a Kate Bush enjoyer.

RZ Michael Myers

Judging you, hard. Though he ain't saying it. His aura is practically smellable he's judging you so hard.

Does he like it? No. It's loud, obnoxious, and profound filled. Ignoring the obvious "gay sex and other weirdness" part, the volume of the music reminds him of his childhood.

He's smashing the device the music is coming from. He doesn't care if it's your MP3 all the way to a damn TV or Alexa, he's smashing that shit to pieces if it means he doesn't need to hear it anymore.

What would he put on instead? Calming ambient noises that play for hours on end on YouTube. It's the exact opposite of whatever hellscape you just played. It's better.

Brahms Heelshire

Well first of all it ain't classical, so that's a point on the "I Hate This" list.

Second it's not a piano.

Third it's literally "4 Big Guys"-

Not only is this poor man confused about everything the singer is saying, I highly doubt his parents explained LGBTQ+ to him, he's also hating how loud it is.

"Who puts things up their ass?" - Brahms Heelshire 2024

You turn off the music yourself when he practically begs you to.

You're probably tryna hold in your laughter while he's sitting on the floor trying to figure out what the fuck he just heard.

Jason Voorhees

Is there a bigger word for "traumatized"? Because that man earns it.

You're lucky af, if his mom was live she'd hit you with a crowbar so fast- Not kill you tho, she wouldn't dare hurt her boy.

But yeah, he's not saying anything, nor moving. Bro's too traumatized. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE-

You better give him his teddy he fucking deserves it TmT

Laughing his ass off until the shit is mentioned, even this horny gremlin has his limits.

Can you tell I hate shit kinks? XD

He'd want an apology for you blasting that song so far to that section. But no music! He hates Christmas songs, they're so repetitive and they all sound the same anyway.

Bake him a cake, the more unique the better. His favourite so far is red velvet with cream cheese frosting!

Then when he's finished eating you're getting railed by him not longer after, man's not changed. Not now, not ever.

Freddy Krueger

You can play this entire song with this man on REPEAT and he'd be fine with it.

I'd be surprised if he didn't given his track record and.... slicing open his skin to reveal green "blood" and maggots crawling out.

Would he laugh the first time? ABSOLUTELY!

Would he jokingly sing along, probably.

But he would TOTALLY play this song when going after his victims sometimes. Imagine dying and the last thing you hear is:

"4 BIG GUYS AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS-"

Stu Macher & Billy Loomis

Billy is concerned for your wellbeing. Especially when you start singing it at full force with Stu joining in not long after.

Yeah Stu is enjoying this to the max!

Finds it hilarious, who the fuck wouldn't when you've got humour more broken than Brahms' doll-

But seeing you enjoying yourself to this.... absurdity, at least makes Billy calm down from worry. Now he's just concerned your taste in music may infiltrate your taste in movies.

I doubt the man's used to hearing music.... imagine this being his first time hearing it-

OMG he'd probably think this is normal for music.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? XD

If it's not his first time hearing music though? No concern, laughter, nothing. He's neutral, given that this is something that makes you a little chaotic gremlin.

He's happy seeing you comfortable enough around to be a "gremlin" as you call it.

Bubba Sawyer

Don't traumatize him more than he's been already!!

Sure he doesn't realise it, or the fact he's used to it, but the poor guy's already traumatized-

Though he's probably more confused in the whole scheme of things. I mean, he knows what sex is. But just the surface of it.

So he's probably just learnt way too much in such a short period of time.

Oh lord what have you done-

Harry Warden

Okay first of all, why is there no GIF of this man? WTF????

Second; man's from the mines, man's old fashioned, you've probably just thrown way too much modern shit in his face way too quickly that he's just staring at you, the music video, and then the floor.

Poor miner is so confused, especially when the "cum starts spraying".

Oh god he'll probably think it's like dust from the mines spraying everywhere.

Fucking hell that's a vision-

Tiffany Valentine

Finds it amusing? Yes.

Judging? Not as much as you'd expect.

Girl's been through a wild ride, hearing you blast out "4 Big Guys" from your phone wouldn't be the most shocking thing in the world.

Hell. she'd probably encourage you to start singing along to it XD

Oh she's gonna use that song to torture someone with it. She doesn't know how yet, but she's got the idea in her head now

[wtfaniii]

Escape To The Bathroom

Summary: You love adrenaline, you are shameless and you are not interested in anyone but yourself or sometimes your brother, however... a certain guy can make you bend your legs with just one look.

Warning: Slight smut, drugs and inappropriate language.

Lee Myung gi x fem reader

Your eyes were filled with amusement even though your lip was split and you could taste your own blood in your mouth.

—Rawrr... the old man knows how to have fun —You said, standing up without taking your eyes off of player 001 who had intervened in the small fight that your brother, his friend and you had created against 333.

Thanos and Nam gyu turned away tired and in pain after the beating he had given them but you continued to keep a smile on your lips despite the slight body pain you felt.

You turned to Myung gi and blew him a kiss before returning to your group.

—He's an idiot —Your brother Nam gyu complained as he sat on the edge of his bed.

—So do us —You responded, sitting next to him —Mom would be embarrassed if she knew we fought at lunch.

He grumbled at your words knowing you were making fun of him.

While you were sitting with your group your eyes were still fixed on Myung gi, you couldn't deny it, the idiot was handsome, since you saw him in his YouTube videos you considered him a potential crush but after having left you in ruin for that investment you reconsidered your thoughts, you wanted to hit him but you also longed to feel his lips on yours.

He felt your gaze and directed his eyes towards you, his look was irritated but also curious, ¿why did you see him so much? It was uncomfortable to a certain extent and you noticed this so you formed a teasing smile on your face.

Your eyes remained fixed on him, it was like a silent battle of glances, only he transmitted annoyance and you conveyed challenge.

You didn't even realize Thanos was talking to you until he snapped his fingers in front of your face to get for attention.

—The earth calls you —He said at the same time that he directed his gaze towards where you were still looking —Don't tell me you liked him.

—It's cute —You responded without much importance, looking away.

—Go and talk to him —The rapper encouraged you by playing with the rings on his fingers.

—¿Talk to who? —Nam Gyu approached you and gave you a friendly blow on the head, making your lips twitch.

—Nobody —You responded immediately, giving Thanos a threatening look but he was more focused on his music than on your conversation.

You knew Nam Gyu like the back of your hand and if he knew that you liked the man he didn't like it was definitely going to be a problem.

When it was time to play the next game, they took them to a colorful room where they had to form teams of five members. Your brother integrated you into the team with Thanos, but your eyes and mind wandered to a certain player with the number 333.

—Maybe I should look for another team, we don't know what we are going to play —You excused yourself by walking away from them without letting your brother object.

You walked between the players until your gaze fell on Myung gi, you formed your best smile and went towards him, he jumped a little when you suddenly put your hands on his shoulders and shook him to annoy him.

—It seems that we will be a team —You said standing in front of him.

—¿Your team didn't want a woman? —he ask, scanning you from top to bottom with a judging look.

—It's not that, I thought it would be smart to divide us.

He seemed to brush it off and motioned for you to follow him in search of his other members, it was simple and once their team was ready they sat on the ground while they gave the order.

You felt Nam gyu's gaze burning the back of your neck but it was the last thing you cared about now, you needed to get through these games alive but your mind was also flying towards the guy who was next to you.

—¿And what are you good at?

—I'm good at whatever you want —Your response caught him off guard, you were supposed to hate him ¿and now you were flirting with him? That small smile on your lips and the look in your eyes did not go unnoticed,but when you did not receive a positive response to your suggestion you said the following: —Gonggi.

Your team passed the test and they were sent back to the huge room, your brother and Thanos had not yet passed through so you stayed silent and sat on your bed.

You admitted it, if you cared about your brother but you also tried to keep a cool mind and your feelings buried, here had to survive and win, the chances of dying were very high so you were prepared for that.

—This is very stressful —Myung gi's voice brought you out of your pensions and to your surprise he was standing next to you, watching you cautiously.

—But fun —You responded, moving a little to the left to make room next to you —The worst that can happen to us is a shot in the head.

You tried to ease him tension but that seemed to stress him out even more so you quickly spoke up.

—Anyway, I don't think they'll eliminate us, you're good.

—You too.

The answer was sincere, you had paid each other a compliment, Myung gi continued looking at your profile while you kept the gaze down, you were pretty although had a shitty character, however... maybe he could ignore that.

The silence between you was not awkward, in fact it was loaded with attraction, your heart was beating like crazy to the point that you could swear he heard it, your red cheeks and the shine in your eyes were beautiful to him, your thoughts wandered into fantasies that you wish you could do him, fuck it, you had nothing to lose.

—Hey... I'll go to the bathroom, to relieve some stress —You said softly and with a slight smile, a clear invitation for him to accompany you.

You got out of bed and walked cautiously towards the door with him following you, you asked the guard at the entrance for permission to go to the bathroom and the two of were guided down the long hallway.

The bathrooms were divided into men and women but when the guard turned around to watch, you and Myung gi entered the women's room.

As soon as you heard the "click" of the door closing, you launched yourself at him to kiss him needily.

He reciprocated the kiss and backed away towards one of the stalls where he opened the door with a light kick and sat on the cup with you on top of him.

Hearing him rapid breathing and feeling him hands on your hips was just as you imagined, a gasp escaped your mouth as he pulled you closer to his body to feel each other.

—You gave me a black eye —He murmured to you with a touch of reproach but also with the heat of the moment.

You were going to mock him but your words were interrupted by a small cry of pain mixed with pleasure when you felt him teeth dig a little into your neck.

—Now we are even —He said proudly, pulling away from your neck to see the purple mark he had left on your skin.

You bit your lower lip and continued with the heated kiss, him hands were responsible for removing your clothes and you did the same skillfully.

The cubicle they were in was small and not exactly the most comfortable but the only thing you could feel was how he entered you again and again with erratic movements, hearing him grunt and gasp quietly was like music to your ears and in those at times the thing you least cared about was the risk of another player entering the bathroom or even the guard.

Your nails dug into his shoulders as you pushed yourself up and down to reach climax, Myung gi's gaze was fixed on your face, seeing your closed eyes and the sweat that fell on your forehead, with one hand he removed the hair that bothered your face as he listened to you moan and gasp.

Like a gentleman, he let you finish first and then he finished off of you to avoid future consequences.

—If you tell anyone, I'll blacken your other eye... —You said as a warning, taking deep breaths and relaxing your body on him.

—I don't promise anything —He responded while kissing your neck and caressing your hair.

You knew that if Thanos or Nam Gyu bothered him again he would defend himself with this just to make your brother a little more angry, he was an idiot but you didn't regret anything.

You and him heard the knocking on the door and the guard's complaints telling them that they had to leave to return to the other players so you stood up on shaky legs and adjusted your clothes.

—¡Come out now! They've been in there for a long time —The guard demanded for the fourth time, knocking on the door —¡I'm going in!

When he opened the bathroom door, fortunately you and Myung gi were already dressed and outside the cubicle, you had just finished washing your hands when you saw the guard with a look of indignation and displeasure.

—¡You can't go into the women's bathroom! ¡This is harassment and disrespect! —You said, looking at him with annoyance as you walked past him to leave.

The guard looked at Myung-gi who also kept a serious and firm look.

—¿What? I'm a gentleman, I'm not going to leave a girl alone with a masked man in a place like this —He said in defense, passing by him side but not before bumping he shoulder into him in an act of disdain.

The two returned to the other players and you smiled calmly when you saw your brother sitting with the others on the stretcher stairs.

—¿Where were you? —Nam Gyu asked curious but calm, the drug he had consumed with Thanos had not yet fully worn off.

—I went to the bathroom —You responded without importance, sitting between him and Thanos, your gaze went to 333, who also saw you with a slight smile on his lips.

—Shit ¿What happened to your neck? —Thanos asked seeing the purple mark on your skin and you instinctively covered it with your hand, Nam Gyu also turned to look at you with intrigue.

—An insect —You knew it would be a problem to fuck your brother's enemy but you couldn't care less, you could do whatever you want, whenever and with whoever you want.

And every chance they had, they both took a little escape to the bathroom.

N/A: It's not one of my best works but I had to upload something, do I write more about him?

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Music commission prices!

Update: Editing my prices again bc I still think I was undercharging a little bit from my work and also the payment processor I use to transfer money from P*ypal to my bank account recently increased their fees.

Hey everyone! My name's Carlos, I'm a composer and producer. I'm one half of the technical death metal band Beyond Flesh, and I've been doing commissioned music work since 2021. I did all the battle themes for the RPGmaker game Those Infernal Girls! and several battle themes for the "Chillen in Chult" arc of the the D&D twitch show Dice Dynamics. I also did one bonus track for the album We Will All Sing One Song by the James Connolly Upstate New York IWW.

I can make music for your:

OC

Climactic TTRPG moment

Videogame

Short Film

Whatever else idk

The main genres I do are metal, synthwave, and dungeon synth, but I've done a bunch of commissioned work in different genres, from 8bit to jazz to EDM to hiphop backing tracks. If in doubt, ask me and I'll tell you if I can do a particular genre or not.

Prices:

Base commission price (Includes 1 minute of music, 2 instrument tracks plus percussion track) - $12 USD

Extra instrument track - $6 USD

Extra minute of music - $6 USD

Examples:

Some examples of my previous work so you can get an idea of my range:

You don't need to know anything about music theory or related language to commission me, but do have in mind that the more ifnormation you're able to provide the better the end result will be. Vibe descriptions, reference tracks that you want it to sound similar to, writeups of the character and/or scene it's for, and anything else you can think of are massively helpful. I'll be continually sending you WIPs through the entire process so you can judge the direction I'm going in and provide notes if necessary.

You get to keep all rights to the song to use it for any purpose. I, however, keep the right to post it on my tumblr blog, my youtube channel, or any of my socials for promotional purposes.

You may contact me through DMs here, or through the following media:

e-mail: juan.hernandez9903@gmail.com

Discord: carlos7318

I only accept payment via p*ypal invoices, as c*shapp and v*nmo don't work in my country.

[virtualpusheenz]

YAP FEST ALERT

(Just me talking about my experience with the pastel goth style and 2014-2016 era.) Pre warning it’s a whole lot of rant. lolol!!

Pastel goth fashion has always been a huge thing for me. Starting when I was around 8-9 years old. Having social media at that age I was in online communities a lot. I lived in a pretty average place where being a bit different was seemed as negative or inappropriate. the style seemed perfect for me due to the fact I both enjoyed goth and kawaii themes at the time, so seeing them combined made pastel goth a favourite of mine.

Obviously the style isn't as popular as it once was, and being alternative isn't looked down/judged as much as it used to be. I'm glad more people are accepting of different styles now.

I've only got into pastel goth now I'm a bit older due to experimenting with other styles beforehand. I was a bit too young when pastel goth was at its peak. I was aware of the style but couldn't afford/DIY my own stuff. However I'm older and even though its not a huge thing as it used to be I still cant let go of the fashion style. Its not only nostalgic for me but I just still enjoy the looks I can make with it now.

(also I was a bit of a tom-boy irl during pastel goths peak. Though I was secretly obsessed with kawaii and pink online </3.)

I craved to be girly but for some reason I thought I'd be liked more for being more masculine? I'm not sure if I was being a pick me or trying to be not like other girls but I definitely regret wasting my time not being able to express who I wanted to be back then.

The style allows for personal expression, with participants varying the balance between Goth and Kawaii elements. (quoted from https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Pastel_Goth)

Obviously like other people back in 2014-2016 I was a big fan of Melanie Martinez, she was a big thing for me due to her fashion and hair styles, Unfortunately I don't follow her anymore.. Mainly I just didn't enjoy her newer music and I wont even begin with the allegations made against her.

Other artists I enjoyed back then were Halsey, MARINA, Lorde, Arctic monkeys, panic at the disco, Lana del ray, The neighbourhood and The killers.

A lot of these I still listen to now and then. But these artists especially MARINA, Halsey and Melanie inspired me back then with their looks/themes of their music.

Before anime became a norm, I used to be a huge anime fan. (I got bullied so hard lolol) You wasn't OG if you didn't watch anime on YouTube in like 100 parts to avoid copyright. xD. Anime's like future diary, sailor moon, Perfect Blue, Fairy tale and Maid sama. I was a huge fan of anime romance..

Part of me is really happy anime is popular to the extent it is now, but the younger version of me was a little gatekeeper and grudges how I was bullied for it just for it to become popular.

I think sailor moon got me into kawaii fashion, anime then leading me into Japanese fashion styles which pastel goth originated from, the Gurokawa (Creepy Cute) aesthetic.

Whilst goth wise I got into from horror movies and the fact I was really into horror games and creepypasta as a child. Therefore mixing the two aesthetics.

I love the quirkiness of pastel goth and 2014-2016. Yes the era was quite toxic but I choose to remember the goodness of it, silly cat edits, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Pusheen, sparkles, eye balls, unicorns and those odd but cool edits of Disney princesses covered in tattoos and glasses.

I think what I try achieve in my blog is the fun and weird side of pastel goth. I'd like to excuse the harsh standards of that era like ED or romanticised toxic relationships/misogyny. I'm not a hateful person so obviously I'm aware people still struggle with these things and they do have history with the style, but for my own sake Id rather not post about them on my own blog.

I knowww that's a lot of yap but I find it genuinely fun to talk about the era and how I remember it. Kinda like a diary for me ig? I hope ppl can relate :,)

[elliespectacular]

Hi, I recall some time ago you made a video of different techniques that can be used to avoid being flagged by YouTube's copyright detection system, do you still have that video? If not, can you offer other general tips? Thanks.

That was a thread on Twitter dot com (which I don't use anymore) but here's the quick version:

Copyright detection algorithms for video/audio basically hold up the original next to yours and judge how similar they are. So making your fair-use transformative work more and more different is the name of the game.

To this end there are a lot of techniques you can use:

- Leaving no more than 3 seconds of footage unedited (the most important technique)

- Edge cropping

- Letterboxing/adding a frame

- Decreasing contrast/saturation

- Adding noise

- Layering other semi-transparent sources

- Adjusting the color

- Mirroring the footage

- Changing the speed/pitch

- Warping the video

- Using filters

- Adding audio layers

- Intermittently inverting the audio waveform

- Separating voice and music

- Making the video move around

But the real trick is to combine combine combine! No single one of these is enough on its own. I make no guarantees about the effectiveness of this approach but it has served me fairly reliably for the last few years. Algorithms are getting more sophisticated with time but you can always get around them. Remember that a human person can still manually issue a takedown, so make sure what you post is something you can say is adequately transformative with confidence.

[justanoval]

Life Updates

Hey Tumblr gang!

If you've noticed I've been active less on platforms like Patreon, Twitch, Discord, and even a little less frequent with my YouTube uploads, this post will address that.

The biggest reason is that I simply do not have enough energy to delegate anymore. With my health issues progressing, I've been slowly losing my energy to give out to different areas, and I've had to decrease my focus.

My main focuses are now animations, music, merchandise, and Creeper County.

That's the jist. If you want more specifics, you can keep reading further.

Twitch

I really really struggle to have any energy for streaming. I can't keep up the hype and I feel like I am not doing anything by just being live. I want to have the freedom to do other things whenever I want, and I don't want to feel like I am being judged with every creative decision I make. A few decisions of mine revolving around how I built my audience is what lead me here, so while there's ways I can see myself coming back to Twitch, I just don't have the energy for it at the moment.

Discord

Discord was my biggest strategy to help grow my Twitch channel--and it worked fantastically. But now that I'm inactive on Twitch, I've decided to delegate the energy used on Discord for something else.

I don't expect myself to like, delete my Discord, but it's just something I am fine with being there primarily for announcements right now.

I'm focusing more on creating a smaller, more intimate community with Creeper County. This is what I've always wanted in building a community.

Patreon

I've made an announcement there already if you're interested in reading. The jist is that it isn't a reliable income source for me to dedicate that much time to it. It's just going to sorta stay as a donation platform for the time being. Not that that's bad (it's what most people tend to do), but I think it's still reasonable for me to make clear.

YouTube

I wouldn't say I'm too inactive here, I just don't upload as often. It's like, as opposed to once every 4-7 days, it's once every 7-10 days maybe now.

Big reason here is, of course the energy, but also I'm just exploring many different art forms right now. Had a dip in motivation with main channel animations and needed to figure out why. For the most part, I have figured out why, but there's still some direction I need to find.

Though you can look forward to a shrimp miku video coming soon.

Postmortem in Nuuspace

This isn't one I have really been inactive in, since I never promised an activity level. But still figured I can address that I am planning out a much larger story that will be based in this universe, which is why my current writing rhythm will be quite sporadic.

Not to say this will ever be finished, or published, or whatever (it might idk), but it's just what I am doing.

I know I didn't have to make this post, but it gives me some closure! I didn't want to leave anyone in the dark, and this way I know that I haven't (unless people don't read this, but that ain't on me).

In the future, I honestly expect that most of my energy will come down to video game development. It's like, all of these little things I am doing will just point towards one massive thing. And given my experience with Godot engine, making music, writing, 3d art, pixel art, animation... you see where this is going.

So, stay tuned.

[thegamingcatmom]

Hello!!!

so i was just listening to careless whisper (cliche i know but don’t judge me for my bad music taste) and i was wondering if the sisters would ever try to seduce MC with music

like Carmen and Eleazer are just chilling downstairs when they hear music start and MC scream

idk i have so many thoughts about them

Me: *pulls up Youtube, utterly clueless as to what awaits me*

...

Scream sounds about right. 💀💀💀

And hi!! :3

Okay so, I think this is fucking hilarious. Cliché you say? That's right up Tanya's alley. She's somewhat old-fashioned, almost corny, really. So much so that she would absolutely try and woo MC using that.exact.song. And she means it, lemme tell ya. That woman knows no bounds when it comes to matters of l'amour. ❤️‍🔥

So, when it comes to Tanya? Fat YES. ✅️

Lord have mercy on MC.

Now, Kate? Rather unlikely. Just like with everything else, she's pretty uncomplicated when it comes to romance. She'll just straight up make it clear what she wants without much tam-tam. Very much in-your-face. Literally. I mean-

Her means of "seduction" mostly involve skin. Lots of it. So chances are pretty high MC's gonna wake up one day to find Kate strolling around in front of her - butt-naked.

IN HER DEFENSE-

...She was already in the shower when she remembered she "forgot" something downstairs. And no, that "something" most definitely couldn't have waited until after her shower. 🙃

As for Irina-

...We're talking about an Irina who doesn't wanna set MC on fire, right? Good. In that case-

She does like music. But trying to seduce MC with it? I don't see that happening, actually. Irina much prefers grand, romantic gestures over...whatever tf her sisters are doing, lol. So while she'd absolutely have some nice, preferably slow music running in the background when her and MC have some peace and quiet to themselves (which happens much too rarely, unfortunately), she wouldn't use it to outright seduce MC. Puh-leeze. She could think of a million other things that would work a million times better, no doubt about it.

...Dancing to slow music, though?

That's more like it. 👍

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Many thoughts, you say? Feel free to share them with me/us! :3

(No pressure, though. ;3)

Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

[lesbeanies-stuff]

Current theme: RAINBOW SCENE XD

❤️ No terfs, bullying, homophobia, sexism, racism and overall shit like that. Don't really care about nsfw do whatever you want (please)

🧡 I'm Katy/Lesbeanie. She/they/it just anything except he/him

💚 15. Lesbian (mm boobs), demiromantic and girlflux/genderflux. British :3

🩵 Feel free to ask me anything or just rant or chat. Im bad at comforting people but I can try :D

💜 Apologies if I'm shit at responding. Im shit at talking with people and I pretty much panic every time I get a note of any kind :/ Also ✨️overthinking✨️ so I will literally take years to respond. Also uh try not to tag me in stuff too much because that's scaryyy. Chain asks are scary T^T

My other accounts/blogs:

❤️ @lesbeanies-nails (only nail content but I forget to switch blogs sometimes so don't mind the occasional random stuff :3)

🧡 @lesbeanies-saves (saving stuff/stuff to put on my laptop since I'm usually on mobile :P)

Interest and hobbies:

🩵 Shows and movies: The owl house, Hazbin hotel, Helluva boss, Arcane, Star Wars, Gravity falls, Heathers (movie), Marvel, Agatha All Along, Thunderbolts*, Invader Zim,

💜 Anime: Kakegurui, Bungo stray dogs, Black butler, Tokyo ghoul,

🩷 Youtube: Hermitcraft, The life series, dsmp (don't watch it anymore but it's still got a place in my heart),

❤️ Musicals: Six, Hamilton, Heathers, Beetlejuice, Cats,

🧡 Music: Hatsune Miku, girl in red, Green Day, Avril Lavigne, Lovejoy, My chemical romance, Babymetal, Chappel Roan,

💚 Games: Among us, Minecraft (bedrock), The Sims, The last of us 1+2 (I prefer 2 and I haven't watched much of the show (ew)), Omori, Mouthwashing, Roblox, fnaf (security breach is my fav, its the one I first watched dont judge me chat)

🩵 Hobbies: Lesbian yearning (I'm a pro), Nail art,

💜 Overall characters: Gir, Midari Ikishima, Basil (Omori), Ellie (tlou2), Qui-gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Anakin (ep3), Dazai (bsd), Gin (bsd), Grian, POMPOMPURIN,

🩷 Animals: Dinosaurs, Sharks, Pigeons,

❤️ Overall vibe: Scene, goth, ouji, emo, pink, black, uwu

[clochanam]

💍 richard and stanley!!

where they get married: stanley originally wants to get married in central park on june 24th to coincide with the legalization of gay marriage in new york, but they end up having their bachelor's party that day instead, and they get married the next day at a beach resort! so they have foldable chairs set out on the shore, little arrangements of ivy and yellow freesias and powder blue baby's breath, soft creamy chiffon ribbons, dried rose petals as confetti, this wooden arch for them to get married beneath, and then they go back to the resort for the reception and after-party and celebrations!

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. ): june 25th, 2011, it's a beautiful sunny day, and it all happens at 2:15PM because stanley got a flat tire and insisted on trying to change it via a youtube video and ended up staining his suit so he had to get married without a jacket.

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. ): so they don't set out intentionally to do it, but after the jacket fiasco stanley's really fighting the tears so richard's determined to make it right, and so he basically takes off his own jacket and gives it to stanley as his something borrowed, then the pen they use to sign the marriage certificate has blue ink, the jacket is new, and "we're going to grow old together, so give us time".

what their wedding cake looks like: between stanley having mild summer allergies and richard not wanting to be chased by bees all evening, they didn't have an official bouquet, so they actually got flower cupcakes for the wedding cake!

….who smashes cake into whose face: just two drunk friends at the end of the night, because stanley loves food too much to do that, and richard loves stanley too much to do that.

who proposed to who first: richard proposed first but only because stanley was running through the city to get to the apartment first and got knocked over by steve rogers when he was sprinting out of the SHIELD building. he doesn't know that it was steve rogers, even to this day. he just thinks it was an over-excited muscular tourist.

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither ): they both walked down the aisle together!

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like: so stanley wore a powder blue jacket and pants with a pale yellow waistcoat and bowtie, richard wore a pale yellow jacket and pants with a powder blue waistcoat and tie, both wore white baby breath and cream freesias in the buttonholes!

what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have: the lovely wistful pastel energy on the beach turns into a more floral experience at the resort! so brighter colours, twinkling lights, the guests are wearing vibrant outfits, the food is very colourful, the music is bouncy and upbeat. like the beach was pretty much the main part of the organizing for them, everything else was relaxed and focused more on enjoyment than the aesthetic, and because of that the aesthetic was actually excellent!

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? ): honestly they picked the flowers in the buttonholes and arrangements because they looked nice together, and the cupcakes were based off flowers they took photos of when they'd go for walks through the suburbs, so roses, hyacinths, petunias, etc! (pls don't judge me i am so not green-thumbed--)

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. ): the vows are originally very much the standard traditional norm, but then on the day stanley isn't wearing his jacket so richard goes off-script. "i promise you that i'll be there to keep you warm in my arms when you lose your jacket, and that i'll be right behind you to make sure you don't forget the jacket next time." and then people are laughing and crying and so is stanley, who follows up with "i promise that i'll figure out how to make a seafood boil properly, and that on the days you're too tired to read the crossword clues, i'll read them for you." and it's very soft and sweet and personal.

if anyone’s late to the wedding: just stanley "i saw it on youtube" duong and his oil-stained jacket!

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other: they don't necessarily go for a groom party of any description, primarily because the wedding itself is a community effort (flowers from the florist next door, the meat's all halal from the butchers across the street, the decorations are handmade, like everyone's in on it from the start in a multitude of ways!)

what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing: the dress-code is pretty much "whatever the fuck you want" except stanley manages to reword it before richard submits that on the invitations, and so it ends up being "whatever makes your heart sing <3" and richard absolutely teases him relentlessly over it for YEARS!

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? ): richard and stanley both give speeches, but they're pre-recorded and available on a video that's sent via group chat to all the guests three days before the wedding! and richard tells the story of how they met ("it was september 30th and this beat-up red cherokee jeep pulled up outside my bookstore, and out comes this scrawny guy in a t-shirt fifty times too big for him, carrying a huge cardboard box of trophies and awards. and he winked at me, and he smiled, and he headed in next door to this shitty old diner, and immediately put up an lgbtq+ flag up on the front door. and we spent the next fourteen years bickering over the little things, and i intend to spend the rest of our lives continuing that tradition.") and stanley tells almost the exact same story except "i didn't wink. i did NOT wink! a bug flew into my eye!".

who catches the bouquet( s ): nobody, but someone does steal the wooden arch they got married under, and they're still bewildered as to who did that.

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? ): all candid, all varied between being funny, sweet, elegant and chaotic. the flag that stanley put up in 1997 is photographed wrapped around them both as they sit on a bench and watch the sun rise the next morning, and that photo is framed and placed in the diner at all times!

what sort of food they have at the reception: it's originally meant to be a potluck, which it definitely still is! except the resort never receive that email, and so it's a blend of community potluck dishes (italian wedding soup, mutton korma, pierogi, shrimp paella, etc.) and then a massive buffet put up by the hotel who are so bonkers happy about being able to throw their very first gay wedding that they actually comp the whole thing because of it. people take home leftovers and there's still so much food left over that the staff all get to take home leftovers as well!

who cries first during the ceremony: stanley, but he makes damn sure he's not the only one after that speech!

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. ): neither of them get drunk, but richard does try to do the dirty dancing thing and almost drops his new husband into the buffet table, and stanley nearly crowd-surfs into the champagne glass pyramid.

what their rings are like: very simple gold bands, but there's engravings on the inside of their names and the wedding date!

what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. ): personalized menus and five vouchers for a free meal at the diner, plus a powder blue hand-towel with gold embroidery that recites a line from a poem by yeats: "But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face."

where they go for their honeymoon: they actually don't get to go on a honeymoon because they go back to the diner and pour that money into joining up their businesses and apartments together, BUT!! they do make it a ritual, because of course, the very next year aisling enters their lives and the family begins to grow, so they make it a rule that every year the entire family goes on vacation together!

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. ): one of the waitresses brings her baby to work after her babysitter calls in sick, and immediately the entire wedding party decide to nominate the baby as the king of the wedding, and the waitress gets so many tips that she's able to return to college and finish her degree in musical studies. three years later, she dedicates a song to stanley and richard named "the kingdom of sand". it wins five awards. stanley and richard both privately hate the song for the music and love it for the memories.

who officiates the ceremony: the lady who runs the florists next door gets ordained online especially for it!

what song their first dance is to: "i wanna dance with somebody" by whitney houston, but it's a piano version, specifically it's THIS piano version bc fuck it kate i'm crying listening to it and imagining them dancing to it for the first time??

who gives who away as they walk down the aisle: nobody gives anyone away; they walk down the aisle together, hand in hand, a team from beginning to end.

send me 💍 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you (wedding edition!) ( ACCEPTING!! )

[isatfanmusical]

ISAT Fanmusical F.A.Q.

**Q: What is this project?**

A: A full-length musical retelling of In Stars and Time, fueled fully by a love of musicals and ISAT.

**Q: Where will the songs be released/Where can I listen?**

A: On Youtube, under the channel @ISATTheMusical

**Q: Why won’t it be on Spotify/Apple Music/any other music platform?**

A: While it’d be awesome to do that, since this is a derivative work so closely related to ISAT, InsertDisc5 doesn’t want it copyrighted (because even though the music itself is all original,,, the characters, story, events, and everything is straight from ISAT), and we would need copyright in order to put the songs on anything other than Youtube!

**Q: How long will the musical be?**

A: As of now I don't have a set answer, but from the looks of it, maybe at least 30 songs?

**Q: Can I join in on production?**

A: As of now, the production server is closed, so not right now, but there may be future opportunities.

**Q: How long will it take?**

A: There's no way to say for sure! A few years, I'd imagine?

**Q: How will the songs be released?**

A: The musical will be split into 7 main parts, called Loops, with each release being one loop, with a few songs per loop.

**Prologue:** SASASAAP True Ending + wishing scene

**Loop 1:** Act 1: ISAT act 1 events

**Loop 2:** Act 2: ISAT act 2 events

**Loop 3:** Act 3 part 1: ISAT act 3 events (Friendquests)

**Loop 4:** Act 3 part 2: ISAT act 3 events (Kingquest)

**Loop 5:** Act 4: ISAT act 4 events

**Loop 6:** Act 5: ISAT Act 5 events

+ Curtain Call: (not a new loop! This is an addition to Loop 6) :Act 6: ISAT Act 6 events.

**Epilogue:** Possible reprise of the Prologue song?

each release will be one act above, starting with the release of the Prologue

**Q: Why is Act 3 being split into 2 parts?**

A: Well, since each segment in the musical will be one major loop, and there are a LOT of events in Act 3 of the game, the only way we can properly fit it all in cohesively is to split it into two loops! One for Friendquests, and the other for Kingquest

**Q: How can I support the project?**

A: Just sharing around the news that it exists, and sharing the discord server!

**Q: Does InsertDisc5 know about this?**

A: Yes. I had to email Adrienne to get permission to make this! (since it's a derivative work hehe) and no, they are not involved in its production directly

**Q: How can I be involved outside of the production server?**

A: Sharing around our stuff, making art, that sorta thing! Also there are the occasional events in the Discord, such as the scripts we’re making for the VA reveal!

**Q: Is fanart allowed?**

A: Of course! That’s basically ISAT fanart aha

**Q: Can I write lyrics/compose instrumentals/help with mixing/etc.?**

A: No, that stuff stays solely in the production server. I do appreciate the offer to help, though!

**Q: Are the songs all original?**

A: Absolutely! I compose all of the instrumentals myself (as well as many lyric drafts), and we have a ton of VAs, artists, and writers in the production server!

**Q: Will you be voice acting in the musical?**

A: I don’t know yet hehe, I submitted an audition like everyone else, and that’s up to the judges!

**Q: What optional events from the game will be in the musical?**

A: We’re trying to get as many as we can in, whether through reference, metaphors, or having them be full events. It all depends on what the other writers and I are comfortable writing, as well as what we can fit in to keep the story cohesive and not drag on too long. I’ll elaborate on what events there will be in the future!

**Q: Will there be susquest?**

A: Yes there will he susquest I love susquest.

**Q: Will there be 2hats?**

A. Yes there will be 2hats I love 2hats.

**Q: What do you use to make music?**

A: I mainly compose instrumentals on Musescore Studio 4, and use Bandlab to put tracks together. I plan on using Audacity and possibly Garageband as well.

**Q: Can I make my own ISAT music?**

A: Of course! That’s not up to me at all! If anything, part of why I started this is because I was upset it didn’t exist already!! Go my scarabs! Make so much music!

**Q: Do you use AI?**

A: Absolutely not. Not in any form. Not for lyrics, instrumental, art, anything. I greatly despise generative AI with all of my being and would never use it as a creative outlet.

**Q: Is the musical finished?**

A: Aha, absolutely not. We've just gotten started! Fret not, it will be finished eventually!