#and engages in threads

[ask-wheatley-core]

//… initiating connection…

//connected to [REDACTED]

Hey! Lab partner! I figured out how to talk to you so you’re not in the dark while I make my way over!

Just left the atmosphere, and I must say I am envious of your view from up here. I imagine it gets boring after a while though. Did you know most of the stars closest to earth are red dwarves?

Augh, getting off topic. I don’t have an estimation on getting there but standard trips to the moon take about 3 days. Also I couldn’t find my bat so I have a crowbar instead, and I brought my dude with me. Everything is also set for our Return Trip too!

(Sorry for blowing up your ask box btw, im having a lot of fun w this tho!)

Huh.

Looking out at the stars, Wheatley squints and then tilts on his axis - as if inquisitive.

They don't look very red to me... More of a... um. Blinding white, I'll say.

Anyway - that's brilliant - again, can't wait to see you. And your... your crowbar. Yes, your trusty... scientific crowbar.

... Sorry, I have to ask - who, exactly, are you, er... bringing up with you? Just curious, really - doesn't matter.

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☆ OOC: omg don't apologize!! i too am having fun! my responses just might be slow because life, yanno how it be. i really appreciate your patience though and also pls keep sending in asks as long as it's still fun for you!!!

[luckthebard]

She’s so invested in Candela Needle and Thread lmao

[pop-punklouis]

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[traumasurvivors]

I'm on Threads now as trauma.surviors.

Link here.

[unforth]

ngl I'm absolutely disgusted by and done with the spam asks supposedly from Palestinians. I don't know or, honestly, care if they are "vetted" or if they're just scams. All I know is they drop super triggering material in my inboxes, unasked for and unblocklistable.

Can we please kill this entire bullshit way of fundraising? I'm begging y'all to stop ever posting them. Make this absolutely useless as a way of outreach.

[chamerionwrites]

Salman Paak is my Glup Shitto of all time. Community organizer type guy with an illegal radio and hinted-at Separatist sympathies? RIP king we hardly knew ye

[byanyan]

thinking about how i wanna make my comeback (other than dumping doodles on yall outta nowhere lmajkfh)..... and i think...... like, i say this every time, but i'm gonna dump all my drafts except some v selective few (+ maybe some starters i started replying to before i disappeared). for real this time!!!! i wanna start fresh, only holding on to things that are v significant OR that i'm enjoying too much to let go.

i just!!! i think i've finally properly realized that i just have to be v selective with the threads that i take up. i have to take my limited energy into account (as well as how stressed having too many drafts makes me) and respect my own boundaries in that sense bc i know that i get overwhelmed and then proceed to get nothing done if i step past it. 2025 is my year of being more private, more selective, and taking care of me!!!! i'm sure y'all understand and i appreciate sm that you've stuck around through all this off and on bs i've had going on for... fuck, way too long now. like over a year atp for sure ;~;

[millionsknives]

looking at my 2024 art in review… i’m a really good artist, aren’t i

[puhpandas]

I feel like I'm insane why are none of the hw2 update theories talking about the connections of 3 star with mxes and how its plausible they're driving the van pre-ruin it's right there it's not even hidden or hard to piece together its SO obvious. SO MUCH evidence points towards it. itd make perfect sense too. the gift shop and the van are grouped together bc its saying that mxes came from the factory, probably built by Edwin, and 3 star took them to set up ruin, their footprints around ruin where nodes are + Gregory's backpack by mxes + his knowledge about mxes making it painfully clear. it reveals where mxes came from easily. all information it could convey is here.

they all just keep saying "someone" or "they're taking mxes post ruin or it's back in the 70s or it's the van that hit david (SO many plotholes with that)" like oh my god i swear everything has to be about the mimic/tftp and Gregory and vanessa dont exist if they arent actively vanny and ggy in the YouTube theory community. why will nobody actually observe in game evidence. theres so many obvious plotholes that nobody but me sees with it being the van that hit david and it's making me feel insane

[rejectkanojo]

I read up on why Gen Z men voted for Trump this election and turns out it is because women were mean to them

[svftlove-a]

valentin was good at this. the afterparties, the small talk, the easy charm. he could glide through these rooms without missing a beat, all smiles and smooth answers, never letting anyone see more than he wanted to show. it was part of the job, really. fame came with a set of rules, and he had mastered them. keep it light, keep it fun, and above all—keep it distant. but then he saw her. he didn’t expect her to be here, not tonight. Not at this kind of party. he should’ve looked away. walked in the opposite direction, found someone else to charm, someone who wasn’t as quick to see through his act. but he didn’t. instead, he found himself drifting toward her, glass in hand, slipping into that familiar, easy rhythm without thinking. it was like muscle memory at this point — the way their conversations played out, the teasing, the banter. he almost enjoyed it, the way she always gave as good as she got, never backing down. " look at what the cat dragged in," the male male teased, " i didn't know you'd be here tonight. " / @obsesionadas .

[cinnamnt]

i know aai2 is a fan favorite but i’m ngl im on the second to last case and im still just Not buying it. mostly because they keep trying to force this theme of “oooohhh is edgeworth gonna leave being a prosecutor to become a defense attorney with his dad’s colleague ?? he’s already in hot water at the prosecutor’s office! what’s gonna happen next!” fucking nothing dawg. because you can’t make a character where most of their personality is learning to expose truths through prosecuting rather than defending and learning to make good with the hand that you’re dealt and then try to convince me that something would ever change that. like no i don’t believe edgeworth would ever become a defense attorney he literally underwent a massive ego death just to figure out you shouldn’t lie in court

there’s just. no suspense in this overarching plot because i already know what the outcome will be. you can see it from a mile away just based on how the character is structured. so like why should i CARE

[whispering-kavka]

friends i love crocheting so much . why does it hurt me so

[books-apples-socks]

(...) Silver had terrible hard work getting up the knoll. What with the steepness of the incline, the thick tree stumps, and the soft sand, he and his crutch were as helpless as a ship in stays. But he stuck to it like a man in silence, and at last arrived before the captain, whom he saluted in the handsomest style. He was tricked out in his best; an immense blue coat, thick with brass buttons, hung as low as to his knees, and a fine laced hat was set on the back of his head. “Here you are, my man,” said the captain, raising his head. “You had better sit down.” “You ain’t a-going to let me inside, cap’n?” complained Long John. “It’s a main cold morning, to be sure, sir, to sit outside upon the sand.” “Why, Silver,” said the captain, “if you had pleased to be an honest man, you might have been sitting in your galley. It’s your own doing. You’re either my ship’s cook—and then you were treated handsome—or Cap’n Silver, a common mutineer and pirate, and then you can go hang!” “Well, well, cap’n,” returned the sea-cook, sitting down as he was bidden on the sand, “you’ll have to give me a hand up again, that’s all.” (...) Silver’s face was a picture; his eyes started in his head with wrath. He shook the fire out of his pipe. “Give me a hand up!” he cried. “Not I,” returned the captain. “Who’ll give me a hand up?” he roared. Not a man among us moved. Growling the foulest imprecations, he crawled along the sand till he got hold of the porch and could hoist himself again upon his crutch. Then he spat into the spring. “There!” he cried. “That’s what I think of ye. Before an hour’s out, I’ll stove in your old block house like a rum puncheon. Laugh, by thunder, laugh! Before an hour’s out, ye’ll laugh upon the other side. Them that die’ll be the lucky ones.” And with a dreadful oath he stumbled off, ploughed down the sand, was helped across the stockade, after four or five failures, by the man with the flag of truce, and disappeared in an instant afterwards among the trees.

[spinebuster]

you guys i’m so close to giving up twitter finally i can feel it

[vulpinesaint]

ummm actually i know i said i was going to bed in the tags of my last post but. i think my approach to religion (specifically catholicism and the way it exists in my head) will always be in the aspect of like. was going to call it a story but i think the better term is a text. obviously there are rules and tenets and expectations set out by the religion but all of this is done by extrapolating that information through analysis of the literature. and taking greater meanings and examining authorial intent is only part of it, because if it's a story, that means that it has characters, that it has a narrative, that it exists in the context of how we tell stories and it has a universe within it that operates on the rules established by the story. so the figures in the bible are both figureheads for the concepts that they represent and also characters of their own right, ones that you can examine the motives of. and none of this necessarily means that you believe in satan as like. an Actual Guy who is out there doing things. but you can engage both with the theological concept of him as a representation of all the evils presented by the church and also with the character that is present within the story. multiple aspects of the text. literary analysis from multiple perspectives. i don't even know what i'm saying anymore this made more sense in my head tbh