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the way Connor can sidestep over drunk Hank is fucking funny to me
#and the slap#THE SLAP#he's already awake when he slaps him#and he does it with such a jest#and then people act as if Connor is some innocent princess and not huge bitch he is#you can go look at Sumo before you look at clearly unconscious Hank#the priorities#bitchy boy#(affectionate)#dbh connor#dbh#detroit become human#hank anderson#the russian roulette#mine#moving pictures are hard
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Cool so i speedran the S classes webtoon in a day and a half and your post where they all have Yoojin on a leash? Yeah. Yeah he needs to be locked up somewhere secure. I think his ability to escape from anywhere came from the universe having to balance out Yoohyun's want to lock him up safe
Me at the beginning of "the s-classes that i raised": Yoohyun is so unreasonable and controlling, he needs to relax about keeping Yoojin locked up!!
Me by chapter 100: okay no, Yoojin needs to be locked for his own safety, he has so self-preservation sense at all!
Me by chapter 500: this man is a threat to public security and needs to be contained before he casualties' rates goes up even more
#i jest about the casualties he only killed people who deserved it#...everything else tho#his partner-ssi has chain powers and he doesnt use them nearly enough#(and he does use them a lot)#(but not enough)#sctir#tsctir#the s classes that i raised#my s class hunters#han yoojin#hyj
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yknow, I am amused that solangelo fanon was so tunnel-vision in like 2014 that in the midst of crawling through literally every time Will had popped up in the series prior, somehow the ONE singular instance of Will referencing something that the fandom did absolutely nothing with was the thing Rick then decided to draw out into being a major character trait for Will.
Like. Nico eats McDonalds once and it becomes a huge fanon thing, but Will references Star Trek and the fandom doesn't make a peep until Rick explicitly canonizes that he's a huge sci fi nerd. and Rick doesn't even keep it consistent! He changes it so Will is a Star Wars nerd instead of Star Trek. smh 😔 /lh
#pjo#riordanverse#will solace#this is in jest i hc Will is just a general sci fi nerd but i just find it funny that like#yeah Will being a sci-fi nerd DOES get referenced relatively early on in his character#its just literally nobody cared a singular bit to acknowledge it in fanon before TOA#and somehow *that* is the thing Rick went ''ah yes! a character trait! this will become a huge part of his personality''#also amused that Rick changed it from Star Trek to Star Wars. did Disney tell you to do that Richard. be honest.#Rick named his cat Tribble i know where his biases lie#also the fact that this line exists makes Will's later star wars nerd characterization even funnier imo#because it DOES imply he's a general sci fi nerd. possibly even bigger nerd than initially implied#cause it means he's largely familiar with at least two major sci fi series#which then implies that probably extends further. and again there is like next to zero fanon about this#fanon sees Will's sci fi nerd characterization and just goes ''...meh. nah.'' maybe gives him a lil star wars at best#this is a totally neutral thing i just think its funny#like now wait hold on. lets hear out his Avatar and DW opinions
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I love getting to hear spite's comments on other spirits and magic in general. like YES my excellent little guy give me the inside scoop here I am so down for this hot goss every time girl tell me everything!!! (also the fact that spite is clearly pretty small fry as spirits go but has such potent scrappy 'HEY hey ASSHOLE yeah that's right down here pal eyes on me anyway FUCK you I'm walkin' here!!!!' energy at every turn is a gift and one I am so grateful to get to receive. a small terrier of the spirit world so ready to square up to anyone and anything right up to the dread wolf himself at the slightest provocation. I love you spite. lucanis' fight response really seceded from his soul in protest after being repressed and disrespected for like 35 years and formed the best weirdest little dude constantly going (ง •̀_•́)ง huh)
#the insight that the scarecrow demon 'wanted us to fly away' is so fucking neat!! the spirit sort of got what a scarecrow is#like what function it's meant to serve but uh. perhaps misunderstood the parameters around it. that is so interesting#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#spite#idk why I keep assigning spite an exaggerated new york/cartoon mobster voice when talking on his own but here we are#(only in jest obviously but something about the vibe fits lol)#poor lucanis. I would not handle Fight elbowing its way to the front and shoving the familiar if deadening force of Freeze to the side#and being unable to stop it with even a tenth of the grace he does
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WAUGH!!!
#thank you david darrow :)#now this is the first time i've been particularly moved by the homoeroticism of this scene lmaooo. & that's the power of a wrole fr#(not to imply that rick moranis was the factor in my simply being like [sure but] re: movie experiences lol. he Is a cutie)#lsoh#guthrie little shop#will roland#seymour krelborn#this pairs great with ''is audrey's hand on seymour's chest in this pic? i'm gonna go with Yes; Sure''#like in this case i'm sure it makes more sense in many ways incl like spatial geometry that his foot is on the chair's other armrest#however the ambiguity = the power of fiction (the power of a photo angle but. jests)#though it does seem he has his hand resting on his foot in turn. dramaturgical#the art of not getting Snagged....epic costume design here for sure for sure#looking off into the distance like i have to save him (seymour)
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"If PD-MDZS drew He Xuan, would he be a Man or a Fish?"
#Poorly drawn tgcf#tgcf#He Xuan#The promised part two to the He Xuan Saga.#This is the refined and highly selected group of coherant designs#There were many....many more....several pages and sticky notes of grapheme and pen. Ramblings of a visual kind.#I got so stuck on 'sharp forehead'. You are all being saved from the worst of my attempts to figure out what that would look like.#What does it mean. What does it *mean*???#Btw the reason there's a red star next to no.5 is because that's the winner <3#At a certain point I started making wild designs in relative jest (and desperation) and something about axolotl He Xuan just... stuck.#I couldn't stop thinking about it...And okay; It works. An amphibian very much goes with his general vibe and themes.#That and for the fact this permits me to draw Shi Qingxuan as an axolotl. Going on axolotl dates. Holding axolotl hands.#And once that image got in my head I knew.#If poorly-drawn-mdzs drew He Xuan; He would be an axolotl.
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"Early in the twentieth century, the courageous but hapless Robert Falcon Scott, who regarded man-hauling as a test of virility, would lead his men to their deaths in the Antarctic after being reduced to crossing any icy barrens by this means. The experienced Rae, with no doubts at all about his manhood, entertained no illusions about man-hauling. He knew the Inuit used sled dogs for a reason and that dragging even well-designed sledges weighing hundreds of pounds across an endless expanse of jagged ice, with hands and shoulders rubbed raw by ropes, while blizzards raged or the glare of reflected sunlight burned eyes to watering, was killing work."
- Fatal Passage, Ken McGoogan
In other words - Virgin Scott vs Chad Rae REAL?
#Just finished the book and immediately want to read it again#This part made me laugh more than a little ngl#Fatal Passage#John Rae#Robert Falcon Scott#He's here too I suppose - courageous but hapless#I do jest but in all seriousness this does link back to my current interest in the idea of polar exploration-#-as the ultimate test of masculinity/virility and nobility and other such Victorian values#The Poles being thought of as a blank slate on which to hold the ultimate (and most pointless) pissing contest in other words
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Hualian are SO SILLY —Imagine if they never went to the cave of ten thousand gods HOW would they have ever made it official?
Xie Lian sat at the dinner table one night 15 years from now: “GASP. Oh my god we’re dating!??”
Hua Cheng: “actually no, we’re married.”
#again I jest but SERIOUSLY#XL knows he fancies the pants off of HC but HC has cockblocked himself 🫠#and tbf to XL HC really does come across as out of ANYONES league#when I was reading it I was like I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re ACTUALLY married and XL has just FORGOTTEN about it over 800 years#like that string around Hua Cheng’s finger was so sus#🥴🥴🥴🥴#hualian#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#mxtx tgcf#she’s being unhinged again
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This is about Hindley:
«After a short suspense it was opened by a tall, gaunt man, without neckerchief, and otherwise extremely slovenly; his features were lost in masses of shaggy hair that hung on his shoulders; and his eyes, too, were like a ghostly Catherine’s, with all their beauty annihilated».
And this is about Heathcliff:
«a tall man dressed in dark clothes, with dark face and hair. He leant against the side, and held his fingers on the latch, as if intending to open for himself. “Who can it be?” I thought. “Mr. Earnshaw?”»
Heathcliff is the character most often described as tall (and altogether big), with Hindley also being described as tall, as well as Linton, Heathcliff’s son, being said he was tall for his age (which is fitting).
I find so juicy that Heathcliff and Hindley look somewhat alike, at least structure-wise, enough to make Nelly think for one moment Heathcliff could have been him, and scratch the idea because no, that's not Hindley's voice. You resemble the man who destroyed you. It goes both ways. His child looks like his sister. One could think it was her child instead. A stranger will think the boy your son. You'll smile at the irony.
#«“And this young man is—” / “Not my son assuredly!”#Heathcliff smiled again as if it were rather too bold a jest to attribute the paternity of that bear to him.»#I didn't remember Hareton being described as tall and for now indeed I can't find any mention hinting he was particularly tall#I did find this one line highlighted and what can I say I adore it#“How little did I dream that Hindley would ever make me cry so!” said by Cathy#I adore when little glimpses of the fact they were fond of each other show up#I also find this so funny: “the entrance of Heathcliff relieved me in some measure from my uncomfortable state”#Hilarious that everyone is so unlikeable Lockwood finds solace in Heathcliff’s presence. You must be the first lol#Of course it's in great part because of Heathcliff why they're like that#(although in Hareton's case it kinda seems he is mainly overall very jealous and tense; very reminiscent of kid Heathcliff)#Lockwood does notice something though. This is what he thinks when Heathcliff talks to Catherine:#“The tone in which the words were said revealed a genuine bad nature. I no longer felt inclined to call Heathcliff a capital fellow”#So interesting that Heathcliff’s vitriol is so clear that it makes Lockwood reevaluate#Really the second Catherine is the person whose existence grates more on Heathcliff’s nerve ugh#Super interesting considering how she is otherwise relatively harmless. She's no Hindley and yet. It makes all the sense though in some way#Good for her tbh haha#God I love this book beyond words#Anyway. Back on my point. Elordi would have made a very good Hindley#I talk too much#Wuthering Heights#Hindley Earnshaw#Heathcliff
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TINY JOHN DOE REAL‼️ local eldritch entity has been transformed into a 20cm tall cat adjacent creature!!
I’ll be working on his cloak tomorrow and after that I plan to make a matching little catboy arthur lester! I put a magnet in John’s left paw so he can eventually hold hands with Arthur :]
#I am a trans John truther#Also EVERYONE LOOK AT MY SMALL LITTLE SON OR IM GONNA BLOW UP EVERYONE AND THEN MYSELF#I merely jest#But please look at him. He is so small. So fucking tiny#Arthur is gonna be even smaller (shorter)#fear for my hands. Carpal tunnel awaits#Malevolent#malevolent fanart#john malevolent#john doe malevolent#john Stans where u at. Girlies come get ur food (it’s me I’m girlies)#malevolent podcast#plushie#sewing#plushblr#20cm doll
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You know what? Gonna say it:
Offical artists* who don't design Starscream so he looks like he's wearing a red booty-shorts/crop-top combo are cowards. Sole exception to this are the Transformers Prime designers, purely because they performed an equivalent exchange and made him look like he's wearing knee-high stiletto boots instead.
*Fan artists disregard, you're all doing great and your designs are fire
#transformers#maccadam#starscream#this post is made mostly in jest#just... the fact that his design is like this#when he's the ultimate mean girl of the franchise#why would you ever deny him that?#ultimate starscream characterization stress test:#does he feel like he'd fit in talking shit with Regina George and Heather Chandler
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Cracks me up how fakir is utterly rizzless (could not flirt to save his life, would explode into a million pieces if given the tiniest scrap of affection) and yet he somehow has absolutely crazy game like. Guy is so serious and dramatic and sincere he can just make statements like “I’ll stay by your side forever” like it’s NOTHING but he still can’t look a woman in the eyes without getting psyched out
#this is half dramatic jest and half plain facts#like#episode 12 and 13 are so funny#because we go from blushing on the ground like a little pissboy because someone saw him crying#to his whole grand speech about how ‘only you could accept princess tutu’s fate with a smile on your face’#like. COME ON#how does he DO that#princess tutu#lea posts
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re: last reblog - ever since hearing it live, referring to Nico as "greek god of goth hotness" has haunted me and i never want to hear it again. i am more than happy to leave that one in 2015 fandom. please. im begging. i cant live this again. Riordanverse already has a "god of goth hotness" it's Anubis. what you're looking for is Anubis. who is canonically a god, goth, and hot. Nico is none of those things. please,,,
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#please no.... for one Nico's not goth he's emo there's a difference#two we need to be making nico weirder not going back to making him anime hotboy. weve done that already#give some attention to TKC Anubis he's the goth hotboy you want#Nico is canonically not conventionally attractive he's just mildly offputting#disclaimer: this post is mostly in jest but also hearing that phrase does fill my bones with a certain weariness
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bunter keeping peter from being swallowed up by an evil bog with the kind of hysterical strength otherwise only known by mothers deadlifting cars to save their tender babes is something that can actually be so personal
#lord peter wimsey#mervyn bunter#so jigencore of him honestly. if lupin or peter were inside a irrevocably burning house jigen and bunter would be running#directly and determinedly into the fire to get to their personal Little Guy and that's just the way it is#with the slight distinction that I think bunter might genuinely and uncomplicatedly be *gentle gasp* straight (??? listen i KNOW)#I'm only just about to start book 3 so my opinion is by no means conclusive or comprehensive of course. but those are my vibes#you know how rarely and hesitantly I bestow the 'heterosexual' headcanon upon a beloved blorbo but I think this is one such situation#his attachment and devotion to his silly lil guy seems to come from some far deeper and less readily explicable source#than any such humdrum motives as human sexuality or romantic feeling however sincere could account for lol#it's not exactly parental but sometimes it feels like peter has two moms. his mom. and bunter who actually does most of the mom stuff lol#(or arguably also the wife stuff if we start to look uncomfortably deeply into the overlapping roles in traditional gender politics)#also wrapped up soooo much class stuff and the politics of caretaking physical AND emotional inherent in that#don't worry tho I am seeing rampant queercoding in plenty of other places lol (can we TALK about parker marrying peter's sister.#like ok king. I'm sure that means nothing. also everything about sir impey biggs. what a delight of a character I'm obsessed with him)#(one thing I really noted in clouds of witness is that denver's valet doesn't note Anything about his employer's mail or general mood#can you IMAGINE for even a second bunter not being on top of all of peter's correspondence. not attuned to his emotional state#or interested in his well-being at any moment in time. no you cannot. that is a thing that just would not happen.#I suppose denver does not have the sheer pathetic sad wet cat energy peter has that awakens the protective instinct in people lmao#I jest but I do have deeper thoughts about for all the fantasy of financial independence and freedom from worry he represents#wimsey is right from the getgo a character defined by his vulnerability and interconnectedness -- in being dependent#on the people in his life to help him manage his mental health. he is so fundamentally not a lone detective he's so deeply entrenched#in a social and societal context right from the beginning!!! he seems lonely in many ways but he NEEDS people around him#in a way and with a urgent fragility I feel is rare in the genre and with the tropes at play. and bunter#is in many ways the emotional center of that here in the early days. he keeps peter's world together more than anyone. fascinating stuff#(peter holding on to parker's trenchcoat at the end of whose body hit me so tenderly right behind the ribs my god)
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mini nam I have a question
kiss, smash, marry, kill thanos team
Mini nam-gyu says: Marry Thanos & kill the rest of them 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
#mini namgyu I think that’s cheating….#he jests about disliking the rest of the mini thanos team but deep down he does hold affection for them and views them as friends 🤫#but don’t tell him I said that or he’ll get VERY angry#nam gyu#nam gyu squid game#squid game#mini nam gyu answers
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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.
Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?
no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.
[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.
they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.
xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]
close-up under keep reading.
#capisnotonfire#PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate#warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy#OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort#as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways#nano does reqs#my doods#xigbar kh#xemnas kh#IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed#THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a#thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3#i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described#74
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