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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.
Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.
But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.
Ford is spiraling.
There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.
Nothing works.
The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.
WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???
It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.
“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.
Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.
Stanford screams.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#the mystery shack#afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door#the lightbulb shines a little brighter#that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet#thats a game the shack likes to play with soos#the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack#stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu#stans thr shacks blorbo after all#stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors#the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery#so many stories and different people to watch#stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow#and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor#into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary#the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check#besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it#so it definitely cant be that
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It's ok, Minato asked for permission first
#naruto fanart#naruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#fukasaku#I know the headcanon that Minato got the “flee on sight” order because he killed a thousand iwa nin (in the anime) is super popular#but I always thought it was more likely that he got that order on him because anyone he touched became a security risk#I know in my heart Minato learnt how to teleport bijudamas by using the Hiraishin and sending them to Iwa#Minato put a finger on you? good luck#now if you ever put a foot in your village it can and will get nuked :)#or in the best-case scenario he will simply appear in the middle of your camp and murder all of you#I also like the idea of Minato putting a kunai in the middle of one of the oil ponds in Mount Myoboku#and use the Hiraishin to send his enemies there#puff now you're a toad statue#ahh so many possibilities...#Kishi missed making Minato a true nightmare in the 4th war *sigh*#I understand though. A clever Minato with the Hiraishin would be too OP#they had to dumb him down. Cowards all of them *sigh again*#my hate for that arc knows no bounds#but it's ok it's ok I got your back Minato <3#also updating the tags a day later because I totally forgot to talk about the drawing itself lol#but I think it’s actually extremely weird that supposedly so many people turned to stone while training with the toads#the scroll Naruto signed only had 5 names on it despite being passed down for generations#and even if there were more scrolls around or people simply went to Mt Myoboku to train in senjutsu#I don't think the toads would let them turn into statues???#they clearly care about their students and go through great lengths so Jiraiya DOESN'T turn to stone while using SM#so there being so many statues around of people failing SM training never made much sense to me#so I decided Minato (during the 3rd war) was the one responsible for that#he deserves it ✨
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Danny has to work off his Sentence
So! Danny isn't the King of the Infinite Realms. And he is not above the Law.
Sure, he has many friends in high places, and he did defeat the King in single combat, but that doesn't mean he is above the Law in the way The King would be.
And unfortunately for him, Walkers Laws do actually have some backing.
Not all of them. Some are just laws he placed over his Lair and surrounding Territory, which he is really nitpicky about, but the Big ones he touts are the Laws of the entire Zone set by the First King. Don't Tresspass on Lairs without an official challenge, don't End a Realms Being without permission, Don't bring Humans into the Zone without permission, etc.
And Danny has broken quite a few of them, meaning Walker is entirely in his rights to put him away for a few Thousand Years. Thankfully, there is an alternative.
Since Danny wasn't wanted for any major crimes, Walker offered a different path for him. Danny was still one of the Strongest Ghosts in the Zone, and as the Portal was technically his Grave he had full authority to use it however he liked, so if he ran a couple of errands for Walker, he could consider his Sentence served.
All he has to do was round up a few of the Trouble Makers that had escaped his grasp by virtue of being in the Living Realm, and he would forgive his previous crimes.
So, Danny took him up on the offer. It was better than being constantly hounded by Walkers Guards. The fact that he could beat them easily was moot, it was extremely annoying and he wanted it to stop.
So he was given his First list of targets, and went on his way.
Ra's "The Demons Head" Al Ghul, for Tresspassing on Ghost Zone Waste Dumping Grounds
Solomon Grundy, for continued use of copyrighted poem, requested by copyright holder post mortem
Vandal Savage, for failure to notify the proper authorities about his absence on the day of his intended death
Jack "The Joker" Napier, Special Request by 1000+ Ghosts for purposes of Vengeance, Torture, and general Catharsis.
...interesting list...maybe he should have this through a bit more...
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Ghost Bounty Hunter#Danny is the only one legally allowed to use his Portal since it is his Grave so he is the only one Walker can legally ask to do this#The Portal is Danny's Grave#The others were technically given permission by the fact that the Door was Open and Danny hasn't closed it yet#He is pissed that it was that easy this entire time#I find it funny that the others have warrants for small stuff like tresspassing or using a copyrighted poem#But Joker has a warrant for murdering so many people their collective screams for his death were loud enough to be heard across the Zone#Also with all the stuff Ra's and Savage have done it's funny that they are only being arrested for the small stuff like Tresspassing#Also Danny gets a few special requests#The Ghost of the Wizard asked for the arrest of Black Adam because he didn't want for Billy to have to go through all that#Clockwork asked for the arrest of Reverse Flash for his careless manipulation of time#And to give the Flash Family a speeding ticket for running through Time#He's petty
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and what if i said nicky is actually really important to neil’s development as a character and also to neil as a person? are we ready for that conversation
#the thing about nicky is that he feels incredibly grounded in a way the others don’t necessarily#his issues largely go back to his fucked up family dynamics#and his flaws also generally seem to be reactions against the atmosphere he grew up in#ie he pushes people to be open about their sexuality because he never could be#& the whole eden’s scene shows his lack of respecting/understanding boundaries in the worst way#and it’s familiar to us as readers—nicky could be someone anyone knows#and that makes his flaws harder for readers to move past than like. murder.#or things that aren’t part of daily life#BUT#none of that changes the fact that nicky hemmick is so so important to neil#he gets multiple of neil’s rare smiles#he’s the one that tells neil the foxes are his friends#he accepts him as family and pushes him to find meaning outside of exy#neil doesn’t fully trust him after eden’s#but he also doesn’t really fully trust anyone except MAYBE andrew and wymack#anyway#more nuanced analysis of nicky plz#and also appreciation#hbd nicholas hemmick ily#aftg#all for the game#nicky hemmick
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have you been keeping up with gavv? because holy hell, i think the beginning arc has been one of the strongest beginnings we've had. so many goddamn emotional moments and crazy good fights
oh Gavv has been excellent so far, I've been enjoying it a lot! :> Shoma's an absolutely delightful protagonist, and the balance between "cute silly candy shenanigans" and "urban fantasy crime noir" is...working surprisingly well, actually?
although it does lead to the show basically having two modes:
#art#kamen rider#gavv#gavv spoilers#shoma: i'm going to take down my family's criminal drug and murder empire through candy-based vigilantism#that's it that's the show#gosh. i hope jeebh gets to have a longer-term plot about this and they don't just kill him off too in a couple of episodes#me rubbing my stupid little hands in glee at the PROSPECTS#also. toei. hey toei. c'mon.#let 👏 sachika 👏 be 👏 a 👏 rider 👏#she had shoma for five minutes and immediately was like 'if anything happens to him etc.'#she heard he got into a fight and her first reaction was to grab her cutely-decorated baseball bat and be all I'M READY TO KILL SOME GUYS#if she knew it was an option she would already be going out to get the ethically dubious genetic modification surgery#her whole character is about wanting to be useful LET HER FIGHT
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brats 👎
#uhhh idk how to use this program at all. i decided i spent enough time on it. i give up. giving up is my favorite pastime.#tones r cool but i am lazy drawer at heart all i want to do is sketch things... i cant do this#also wasnt sure where i wanted this to go. just that its nice when kogoro shows he gaf#and that conan sees waaaay too much crazy shit. his brain cells are surely just a little cooked?#its time to put down the pen gosho. set him free.#dcmk#detective conan#edogawa conan#mouri kogoro#comic#fanart#mine#atp i think theres no therapist out there that could handle this kid but at least give him the freedom to try yknow...#that yes honey meme but its gosho & conan like 'its time to get up theres another murder!'
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"no wonder he always seems dead set on killing me."
#kant x style#fadel x style#the heart killers#thkedit#asianlgbtqdramas#first kanaphan#dunk natachai#joong archen#vishingwell#tuserhidden#tuserjovana#khaotunq#userbon#tuserrowan#useragatha#tusermona#userrzey#userrlana#userrlaura#antedits#becauseigtf#usertaeminie#flashing tw#i only started from where style was hired to flirt with him#and i know i didn't get all the moments because fadel looks at style with murderous rage a lot#was more going for when he either had his hands on him or had something to use as weapon in his hands
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Can I say something deeply odd but true I think in any universe where Jason Todd has a uterus he’s getting an IUD as soon as humanly possible. “I wanna get him pregnant” he’s already two steps ahead of you I’m afraid
#Trans Jason omega Jason cisfem Jason whatever the case is#Assuming the au generally follows canon events he gets it before he goes on his murder training tour#to Talia’s endless relief#Like father like son I think omega Bruce would go all the way and use his billionaire resources to get a hysterectomy at 22 and then#slightly regret it when the baby fever hits later but it’s fine because he can just collect orphans#Jason Todd#But don’t worry. IUDs aren’t permanent or infallible you still have a chance
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yea i rewatched the s1 finale. did a lil doodle about it
#GODDD I NEED MORE PPL TO TALK ABOUT IL-NAM AND GI-HUN'S FINAL CONVERSATION#and i need them to like actually pay attention this time#stg its one of the more misunderstood scenes of the series#ive seen some people seeing it as a clash of two totally valid ideologies when like#no one of these things is clearly wrong. characters can have flawed logic even if they SOUND convincing#il-nams so fuckin good at manipulating that hes manipulated the audience NOOOO#people got too convinced that il-nam was in the right when he said 'well people came back on their own accord'#as if we didnt have an episode explicitly showing us the characters very shitty lives outside of the games#that forced them back into them#as if we werent explicitly shown gi-huns situation in great detail in e1 that landed him in the games in the first place#also i do NOT agree with any kinda sentiment that gi-hun is 'just as bad as the VIPs' for playing that game w/ il-nam#i mean. the dude was clearly reeling from the fucking BETRAYAL HES EXPERIENCING>??#and also il-nam is very manipulative as i said before. i think he was good at redirecting their interaction so that in the moment gi-hun >#> kinda forgets could ditch il-nam and go outside n save the homeless man himself#<- not really perfectly worded but i hope yall get what i mean#plus in s1 it was shown that gi-hun could sometimes not think ahead or clearly#especially when his emotions are running high#like. idk. when he realizes the man hes grieved and felt immense guilt over for a year is actually an evil ass rich dude who orchestrates >#> the mass murder of people in debt#god i am one PETTY ASS BITCH cuz i will NOT LET THIS GO#anyways. i just think that il-nams betrayal is just so so fucked because i was really Thinking about it as i rewatched the ep and#gi-hun likely grieved il-nam the same way he grieved the other friends he had in the games. he probably saw him in his nightmares too.#remembered how he'd hugged him even though gi-hun had been tricking him#(SIDE NOTE. ITS FUCKED THAT ONLY THE EVIL OLD MAN HAS HUGGED GI-HUN. CAN SOMEONE WHO ISNT EVIL BE NICEYS TO HIM.)#all of that. all of that grief and all of that love. what does it even mean now.#gi-hun is embarrassed hes been made a fool of hes angry hes heartbroken#squid game#seong gi hun#my art#doodle
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HEYYY GUYS quickly hopping back on here, messily taping/supergluing my art onto the blog, and then promptly skedaddling right afterwards because OH BOY I need to focus this week and lock into my animation MAP part. The time crunch has gotten real!! AUUUUU!! But I had to get this image out of my system before anything else so here ya go enjoy some solitary confinement Puzzle appreciation. I’m sorry that it’s rushed!! Maybe once I finish this MAP I’ll return and make it less janky (specifically for the animated gif here because OOF that looks rough buddy. But it’s the best I can afford to do without getting totally side tracked on my goals. It looks real lazy and is low-key triggering me but I’m letting it slide—sir is mocking my perfectionism right now. Gotta focus all that energy onto the MAP instead).
Yea okay that’s all folks byeeee
Okayyyy so apparently not only is the animated gif janky in motion but also kinda broken?? It’s supposed to loop but that’s not working on Tumblr so guess the entire thing needs to be redone when I have spare time :P
I’ve decided to include a compressed version so you can at LEAST see what I was trying to achieve jksjsksp help this is a mess right now
#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles solitary confinement#WOTFI mr. puzzles#mr. puzzles WOTFI#WOTFI 2024 mr puzzles#mr puzzles in prison#mr puzzles smg4#mr. puzzles smg4#YEA ALL THE TAGS ARE VERY ODDLY SPECIFIC AND VAGUE RIGHT NOW I KNOW AND I’M SORRY#BUT COME ON IT’S UNFINISHED 😭#I don’t mind if anyone wants to still add tags or reblog though lol#it’s just the in-between frame animator in me screaming bloody murder at the choppy tweening#I’m used to drawing completely separate drawings to achieve a smoother motion#not just copy/paste one singular drawing and animate it#BECAUSE THEN IT TURNS OUT LIKE THIS AHSJHSKWNXJSNKSP#it’s okay we can be nice to ourselves today it’s okay still be proud of your accomplishments calm down#chat is his insanity rubbing off on me help#OH YEA also worth pointing out I gave his uniform cell number ‘999’ because Puzzlevison Arc reference#where they all try to escape by going into the last TV channel (aka 999)#felt like it’s the only number that symbolically fits him? Unless anyone else can think of a number he’s connected to
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Warning: Entering ecological dead zone. Adding report to databank.
The brainrot is returning so here's a Ryley
#subnautica#ryley robinson#subnautica fanart#fanart#jesus christ tumblr MURDERED the quality on this one#digital art#he's spent so long under my aroace-ifacation headcanon beam that he got radiation poisoning#pipereative#going back to my roots on this one#man its been ages since i drew an underwater scene i used to do them all the time
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you don't know how much i need a stanxeno domestication fic
#dcst#stanxeno#we've seen xeno go from#“rule the world with me”#to being he's just the weird middle aged dude in the group#not a grandpa or an uncle#he's a Colleague(tm)#that is your weird neighbor you kinda just adopted into your group#we havent seen stan's domestication besides the moon mission bits tho#and he just hangs around the lab looking pretty#flying planes and shit#do they live in ishigami village?#did stan go to school with kids to learn japanese?#do they do those village events gen does for morale (and money) and they're pushed around to do things?#what do the villagers think of them anyway#heres xeno and stan#they killed us once but it's fine they're good now#insane#left 8 years and bam 2 evil and murderous gays (/pos)#also i want more senku xeno chrome and suika lab mates moments#i feel like xeno takes a liking on suika right away#not as his kid or grandkid#but the same way a gay wizard grooms his heir yknow#xeno: if you're saying i play favorites you're wrong. i love all my lab mates equally#also xeno: i don't care for Chrome
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Sims 2 has played Clinical Trial, it all went by the exact same beats
#Clinical Trial#Angel Martinez#Lee Smith#The Sims 2#WPVG#WPTS2#Okay so it wasn't Exact-exact but some of that was due to a global mod I have since removed#I had the No Instant Love mod installed because even for how cartoony TS2 is - and I love it for that! - Sims do fall in love Hella fast#Problem being that my version of the mod is glitched :P It does slow the rate of one Sim's relationship - as intended!#The other? Refuses to see them as anything more than a friend - ever#Oops aroace mod lol#Would be ideal if I could Control which Sims that effect was applied to! Alas - you'll never guess - it hit Lee#So Angel fell in love with him and he was stuck at ''Just Friends'' - even when I put his relationship to max with them#Like - Angel's LTR and STR were both lower than Lee's of them and /they/ were the only one in love of the two! Mod borken#So I removed it and the cartooniness is back lol - it did give me the opportunity to screengrab Lee falling in love all at once haha#Also have I mentioned that one Sims 2 piece of homie's and how it's wrong lol#The Sims 2's Family Aspiration is the one that pops engagement and marriage as green Wants most reliably#But the Romance Aspiration - which in equal parts will pop those as red Fears - was the asset shown#Fake fan points and laughs#Lol#Obvi I made Lee a Family Sim! Actually a Knowledge Sim with a Family secondary - specifically pointed at Angel haha#And I think I made Angel a Popularity Sim with a Family secondary? I never know whether to make Pleasure or Popularity Sims haha#It felt a little cruelly ironic to make Angel want friends and not have any ♥ I am nice to the characters I like haha#They're fully moved in and living with Lee it's always Week 8 Sunday around these parts it's fine#It was fun trying to translate Lee's house into a 3D space haha - the creepy hallway???? I changed its orientation#There's no longer a door directly to the master bathroom you have to go through the bedroom#Did include the murder basement tho :) Not as a basement tho sadly :( Sims 2 is bad with basements#Even using The Trick I couldn't get it to work with the garage as part of the main building so I was just like Fine#First story murder ''basement'' lol - and the stalker closet isn't behind a bookshelf But it is locked to Lee only#So it's fine! It's all Close Enough :) It's all for funsies ♪
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I don't know what I love more, the fact that as rook you can make a statement in NO uncertain terms that you are NOT responsible one way or the other for the theological implications of the shit you're discovering in the 'regrets of the dread wolf' memories. not my jurisdiction. quite simply none of my business. not my chantry circus not my chantry monkeys. irrelevant to the matter at hand here we'll kill that god if we get to him he can get in line. or if the best thing about it is seeing the lone little 'lucanis approves' that pops up right after choosing it. corvid with a knife about to commit deicide keeping it real and sensibly, pragmatically, wilfully agnostic with me here in this magical lighthouse today
#we do not see it. we cannot read all of a sudden.#rye having war flashbacks to watcher conferences and firmly going 'we are *not* getting derailed by the metaphysics here folks'#rare stern moderator/dad hat moment from ingellvar lol. he's Seen Some Shit in his time (debates that raged over the multiple#and not always concurrent life times of the participants involved. ain't no academic rivalry like watcher academic rivalry#because watcher academic rivalry doesn't stop even when everyone involved is dead. and the rest of us have to live with it)#I. do not think the way I'm getting this quest is how it's meant to be experienced so I'm a bit at a loss as to how to pace it out#I've been an annoying little completionist so I have ALL the statues and could just marathon it out#but that does not feel like the best way for the story and upcoming reveals to work. hm. how to do this#I'm supposed to go fail to save weisshaupt right around now I can't be having study group with all of you rn as much of a delight as it is#rye is nominally an andrastian as mainstream nevarrans generally are but as I gather is the case with many of the watchers#what he *actually* believes in is the grand necropolis itself haha#(and the philosophy of history memory death and relationship (as well as responsibility) between the past and the present#and indeed the future that it represents. we have a duty. to what has been to what is and to what will come after us. good shit)#the nevarran/mortalitasi element just makes their lack of care or respect for chantry orthodoxy *mwha* that extra bit special#the nevarran lack of concern bordering on quiet condescending disdain for official chantry doctrine and policy my beloved#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#poor harding really is living through the most relentless 'if this is the maker testing my faith he sure be testing me' gauntlet of all tim#good news: god might be real! bad news: god might not even be a real thing but more like a magical accident or vibration or something#honestly tho. if we could get full lovecraftian incomprehensible to human conception the maker -- He is a particle and a wave style --#that's the only way I'd be cool with him or them actually answering the question of his existence. that'd be kind of sick#'yes. but no. but maybe. depends on how you define god. and exist. and he. and does.' *ingellvar sets of the METAPHYSICS!! klaxon#that's a time out folks good game but easy on the jargon and navel-gazing definition of terms next round#rye and lucanis have some slightly differing views about at what exact stage of a problem murder becomes a valid solution#('well you just kill them and then I'm the one who has to deal with the next much longer part')#but they're surprisingly kind of vibing on a lot of other stuff lol. good for them <3#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar
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I don’t have much of value to contribute this morning except SIKE Maximus is always of the greatest value to me with his shirt on or off
#politely i am going to run my tongue over every last inch of him#he’s getting LICKED but in the fun way#his shoulders i’m not okay i’m noooot okayyyyyy#i need to squeeze them#and hold onto them while he’s kneeling over me you know????#HE’S SO HOT HE’S SO HOT HE’S SO HOTTTTT#the way his necklace rests on his chest#put me out of my misery already#i am panting for him like a dog in the desert#the things i would do. to have one chance to touch his chest#it’s so strong hhhnnnggggh#he’s so muscly yet also idk. moldable#not the word i’m looking for but i can’t focus on anything except SKIN SO MUCH SKIN EVERYWHERE I LOOK#gladiator gave us one shirtless russell crowe scene and by george it’s so blindingly sexy#i could look at this for literal hours#the definition of his arm muscles 😳#the way the white dust sprinkles over his skin 🥵#the thickness mixed with brawniness and softness I JUST HDHAGAHDFJHSSHD#sir do you need a wife???? may i please be your wife??#you can come home to me anytime and literally get whatever you ask for#the low-slung pants are MURDERING ME#it’s just. he is so soft there and i need to KISS HIM REPEATEDLY#all the way down his body and then those pants look pretty easy to undo honestly#JUST. THIS PICTURE. I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT IT#need this man so far inside me that i’m unable to walk for days afterward#BED ME SIR#JUST BED ME#gladiator#maximus decimus meridius#russell crowe
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