#and he'd teach Val how to play too

[pinkyjulien]

Valentin & Mitch | 726/?? Lesson by the fire

[cheriladycl01]

hi love!! i just read your "Funny Gaming moments with Lando and Max (F) x QuadrantStreamer! Reader" and I absolutely loved it. this is me requesting more content like that! specifically again lando x streamer who plays val. maybe lando showing up to her competing in vct and its in the same city as a grand prix weekend. if not then maybe stream moments (thinking of like Tenz and Kydae🥹)

i love your content so i'm excited for literally any content you put out!! thank u!!❤️

Chat, what is this? - Lando x Streamer! Reader Part 1

Plot: More moments of you, trying and failing to teach your boyfriend Lando how to play games as good as you

Warning: This probably wont be for everyone but if you love gaming and Lando fluff you will enjoy this. It is very technical about Valorant as a game, but this request despite being sat in my drafts for a while has been one ive wanted to complete for ages! Its based around VCT 2023, Sao Paulo. Reader takes of from FNC Leo so if your confused why he isn't there thats why!!

"Chat, how good was that game? We Match MVP'ed and what did we go, 34 - 12 - 8. God climbing has been hard but did we finally do it chat?" you ask looking at the comments rolling in before you click to see if you rank had changed and finally put you back in radiant.

-Yes lmao

-Radiant time <3

-Gorl we know its gonna be good, just show us!!!!!

-Bits Donated

"Okay chat and omg Radiant Number 346! Now i don't know how long ill keep that for because ... well I've got to leave for VCT soon because my team actually made it through!" you exclaim, you'd been in game changers for a year when Fnatic asked you to become a sub for their team. Leo going on longterm sick meant that you were currently playing with them.

It was perfect timing for VCT Lock in if you were being honest. It was running from February till the start of March which meant that Lando could join you before you went to his first race with him in Bahrain. He was to stay in the hotel with you, which was payed for by the team but he wasn't invited to the team meal that Riot payed for, for each team.

"Ahhhh baby" you come back to the hotel after your meal out with the team having had a few too many drinks.

"Hello beautiful, did you have fun" he smiles running his fingers through your hair as you place your bag on the sofa.

"So much fun, its nice to just hang out with them you know? Sometimes even when were playing games it feels like its my job" you sigh in your drunk voice that Lando couldn't help but find adorable. He helps you take your shoes off as he continues to talk to you.

"Mmmmm well it kinda is your job baby" he chuckles knowing that he enjoying goofing around with his friends like George and Alex when they'd go cart together or he'd go out clubbing with Max or biking with Daniel.

"I know but i still should have fun right?" you almost moan as your shoes finally come loose and you can breathe. He helps you take your makeup off and change you into an oversized shirt off his before bringing you to the bed and tucking you in placing a kiss on your forehead before climbing in himself.

February 24th 2023.

Lando was there cheering you on as you went into your first match against Sentinels. Which was funny as you were actually really close to TenZ who was the star player of the opposing team and always made a pretty hard match for you whenever you guys played together or against each other. You were first friends with his girlfriend Kydae who you'd met streaming and then when you met irl was when you met the legendary TenZ.

"Ready?" you ask over to him after your walk on and he chuckles nodding.

"You bet i am, bring it on" he grins first bumping you before heading to his seat.

"It's so nice to see despite them being on opposing teams, NA and EMEA that they are still really good friends and ... you know what Bren its just nice seeing this level of Sportsmanship in our sport" Commentator Sideshow says.

"I agree but the question is, will Y/N be able to finally put an end to his streak? He's never been outplayed by her and maybe that is the downfall of playing with the enemies, he knows her and what she thinks and how she plays because who knows how many hours they have played outside of the teams, so this will really show" Brenn adds.

Haven was the first pick and Lando watched on anxiously as his girlfriend talked to her teammates through her headset, discussing strats going forward and what was going to be best for them.

He'd never admit it but he didn't know what he preferred, seeing her in her own team shirt or in his team gear but right now you looked so beautiful to him, the way your glasses sat perched on your nose and the team top tucked into your trousers.

Pearl hadnt been a map that you guys were doing well on when practicing so it was your first ban against Sen who'd been doing well in Masters through the year. You were hoping that they wouldn't ban Icebox as you guys had a pretty cohesive agent line up but to all your dismay it was Sen's first ban.

The first map pick was Haven, a three site map, different from the standard two which was your guys go too. You as a team when it came to practicing found that you guys commed better on this map than any other and with the amount of hours put into it, it would be hard not to have this as your guys best map.

And as if the Valorant gods were listening you see Sen's pick of Split come up, you hadn't been playing it much in front of people but behind closed doors you guys actually had your second best map on split. You guys ban Ascent knowing TenZ was a chamber demon on that map and you guys didn't wanna risk a throw away.

Sen then bans Fracture which you were glad about personally because it was one of your worst maps and you didn't have an agent you felt truly comfortable with there. Your goal for this year was to play more Fracture and make it a better map of yours.

And of course that left Lotus which three site maps seemed to be in favour of your guys team so this would be interesting.

Defending of Haven was up first.

"Okay im guessing were having Derke on Jett?" you ask knowing you'd be happy to Raze and Judge on Split later if it came to it.

"Yes, and I think we should go with Team C composition, how you guys feeling about that?" Boaster asks and you all nod before Chronicle changes his mind.

"I don't think double sentinal will work. Better doing double initiator" he argues and Boaster thinks for a second before agreeing.

"Okay so that leaves Plan B which is Derke on Jett, Chronicle on Breach, Alfa on KillJoy, Nyxie on Sova and me on Astra is that good with everyone?" he asks and you're all happy locking in your agents.

You spend your credits getting a Frenzy and two darts, knowing playing B should get you decent info you head there talking about darting first before you get any rotates to your site.

The round starts and with your reveal dart already loaded up you track two enemies seeing them in window.

"B Main smoke Boaster, two in window" you request and he places down a smoke hiding you on the left of site.

"Skye Dog coming through" you say as you here the yapping coming through the smoke making you and Boaster rotate to backsite. The dog thankfully doesn't grab anyone and leaves them with no info apart from the fact that you are on site.

TenZ dashes onto site right to where you and Boaster are immediately getting picked off by your British counter-part. As they rotate to C Chronicle and Alpha sit patenitly their util ready for use. Boaster gets another pick travelling on C site while you remian watching garage.

Derke flanks from A killing of the Skye meaning spikes down and only two are left as you play it safe moving back onto B keeping your eye on garage so you can swing off Boaster.

"There in garage, there in garage im holding from box" Derke says and you come through B to join him and by the time you've got there he's wasted no time and got the last two kills.

"Nice! Fnatic pistol round for the win!" you say fist-bumping Chronicle who your next to.

Your next buy is a Stinger, light shield and full util. This should be an easy win where Sen are on a save round but ... you never know. Shaking things up a bit you move to A with Derke positioning ready to dart down long.

"Util on C, coming long" Boaster comms and you start to rotate, knowing Derke can hold down A if they decide to Early rotate. And just as you get to B ...

"A, All A. What do you mean coming long, yes they are coming long on A! Not C" Derke shouts from Boasters earlier call out. Knife out and your running back to A as Derke gets another 3 picks.

"Okay Derk when i said hold the fort this isn't what i meant but pop off!" you say as you get your dart out, just as Chronicle gets the last kill in Sewers.

"Nice work!" you shout, a fist lightly tapping the desk. You pull a face at the camera on you with Boaster on the other side of you before buying for the next round.

Next round however goes to shit. Derke lerks Sewers getting picked off immedielty leaving you and Chronicle who had rotated early.

You replace Derke watching Sewers, Boaster smokes for you and you spam through the smokes getting two kills, switching to the classic seeing their Omen pushing you kill him off as Tenz kills you off after Chronicle and Boaster die on site. They proceed to win the round.

You boyfriend jumps up for joy seeing your 3k pulled back down by Max Fewtrell as you died to TenZ of all players.

"Guys what happened, I was watching sewers and before i know it TenZ is kissing my ass" you say looking between Boaster and Chronicle.

"It was just poor timing on our half sorry, but great round for economy guys!" Boaster tries to keep up Moral.

2 - 1

Next round was a blur, starting on A and dying over on C all within 15 seconds of the round was ... humbling to say the least.

However, it was close with TenZ being the only one standing once again as he trades off Zekken to get the kill on your teammate.

2 - 2

You remained on A despite it seeming like it wasn't working as its where you were getting the best darts and getting the most kills, Breach alt sent you sky high and not long afterwards with another kill under your belt it was a 2 v 1 situation with Sacy as the only one remaining and you with Alfa.

"Amir, swing off me, ill bait" you call and you both swing, you from behind box and Alfa in heaven, Sacy can only concentrate on one and thats unfortuanlty you.

"Nice one!" you say and Amir fits his hand on the air.

3 - 2

"Bit of jumping and running and gunning from Nyxie" the commentators says as you jump into and out of the smoke getting a kill before being killed instantly by their Killjoy who Boaster finishes off in a smoke.

"Despite some wacky moves from Nyxie this game, the comms from her have been phenomenal. The minute she dies her team are right there getting the revenge"

4 - 2

Your alt being available this round leaves Derke hard dashing up into window you think with the smoke he's got somewhere only to be picked off by their breach. With comms you pop your alt but the enemies seem to expect that managing to dodge it.

You all rotate to C using your reveal and then your drone you see three on site. Immediely managing to hit TenZ. You continue on, not thinking that you've just killed him in pro play.

Going deeper into cubby you get a pick on Skye just as Omen alts away probably onto A. Immedielty on the rotate heading through Attacker spawn and into Sewers, you're killed first and sit back comming for you teammates as Alfa clutches the round.

"Guys, i just got a kill on TenZ!" you exclaim and look over to Tyson, sending him a heart with your fingers where he rolls his eyes at your joke.

5 - 2

After some whiffs from both you and Derke, Boaster and Alfa clutch the round.

6 - 2

Again after some silly mistakes and being caught in util Alfa is the last one standing and left to save standing back away from site letting the bomb tick away.

Boaster is left a little frustrated asking what the hell we're doing despite having 3 plus rounds on Sen. IGL mentality for you! He knew you guys could and should do better.

6 - 3

You play safe with Chronicle on A trading kills off each other leaving Boaster a nice 3k on site, playing a little more aggressively than he usually would as the two of you die.

"Sorry Boaster, i don't know whats going on man" you sigh, knowing you arent playing your best right now.

"It's fine, it's all good we've got this!" he smiles at you, fist bumping your hand.

7 - 3

Next round you're told to early rotate straight to see thanks to Derke's spot and the fact that they stuck coming up C long rather than rotating worked in your benefit. You get a pick, before TenZ outplays you as your reloading.

Derke and Boaster clutch the round, cheers all around as you go to ...

8 - 3

A very slow paced round where both the Jett's were opping and so many ults were available. You were running between side, jiggle peaking and jumping to try get any info. You guys rotate to see when Alfa's alarm bot it destroyed seeing their coming through garage you wait at the top getting a kill on the Omen, just after Derke's op kill and Alfa's ratty move of hiding in cubby.

Alfa finishes them up in garage and you guys call it a day.

"YES! GOOD JOB!" you scream, fisting the air.

9 - 3

SWITCHING SIDES

Now it was your time to shine, you much preferred attacking on Haven. You guys agreed to start baiting A while the rest make their way to C. After a Sova reveal you guys make your way to C long Boaster in the back with spike.

After managing to plant TenZ gets onto sight with his Sheriff destroying the three of you remaining.

"FUCK THAT GUY!" you cry into your mic, head going into you hands hating the fact that you actually only did 20 damage to him.

9 - 4

You guys get fucked in sewers again.

9 - 5

This round you wiped the sweat from your forehead and locked in. Taking a quick swig of water before buying your util. You lurk getting a nice ratty kill on Skye before using the opportunity to reposistion gaining another kill. You peak TenZ but he avoids the fight leaving you to get a kill on Kill Joy instead while Boaster goes after Jett.

"Some incredible work there from Nyxie, she's really great at reading the map and once getting a kill repositioning to catch off her opponent and she's just incredibly quick with it too" the commentators admit.

Lando was biting his lips hard from how close this game was feeling despite it being 15 rounds in and 10 of them being for your team.

10 - 5

This round felt like it hadnt even started, you don't even know what you did but you were just there supporting. You tab to realise your actually 2nd on the leader board which only spurs you on further. You had this!

11 - 5

You and Derke wait together, storming onto sight getting three kills between you and managing to get the spike down. You guys have an incredible round all serving and keeping your guns, running off just as spike explodes killing the last player.

12 - 5

MATCH POINT

You wanted to cry, you were left standing last and whiffed so hard. Whiffed so hard not only did you let spike be diffused but you got yourself killed too. You could have finished this game there and then and called it a day.

12 - 6

After a stressful round you guys won the last round meaning you'd won the first map. You were the person who had the final kill which felt like a redemption after your previous bad round.

"YES LETS GO!" you cry pulling Boaster into a hug. Chronicle comes up fistbumping Derke before you hug him.

"Nice going Nyx" he grins. You use your hand to look out into the crowd spotting your boyfriend sat there with Max in the VIP section.

You wave at him as you leave the stage knowing he'll come see you in the room you guys had snacks and breaked in before the next map.

"You did so well, argh im so proud of you and i know you've got this next map!" he grins pulling you into a hug, kissing your forehead before moving down to hold your face in his hands bringing you into a full kiss.

"Ew" Chronicle comments smirking at the pair of your while Boaster covers Alfa's eyes.

"You guys all did really well. Got a feeling this ones yours!" Lando admits, keeping you close to his side.

"Thanks mate, oh wait have you guys seen Yinsu?" Jake (Boaster) asks.

"Mmmm she was in the crowd but haven't seen her yet!"

"Whose Yinsu?" Lando whispers to you.

"His girlfriend" you laugh.

"Mmmm she's with Angelina i think" Chronicle nods.

"Whose Angelina?" he asks

"Chron's wife?" you laugh as if Lando didn't believe your teammates had partners.

"You know ... this is a sport so technically you are my WAG... or HAB i guess?" you giggle before the others all tilt there heads confused.

"What is a WAG?" Derke asks head tipped to the side.

"Its a sports term, feel like its mostly used in F1 though. WAG is like Wives and Girlfriends of the sport person so im known on the screen when they show my face as Y/N FNC Nyxie Y/L/N Pro Valorant Player, Streamer and Girlfriend of Lando Norris" you explain and they nod.

"We should have something like that!" Alfa exclaims!

"Maybe" you laugh, preparing yourself for the next round.

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[baldval]

do you also do polyamorous things? could we have romantic headcanons with the vee's and a very childish reader? (sorry, I'm very silly!!!)

would prefer a gn!reader, but fem or male is always fine too!

if you don't do poly things, then just velvette is fine!

-🍋 anon

DATING THE VEES HEADCANONS!₊˚⊹♡

characters: velvette, valentino, vox, x gn!reader (poly)

warnings: cursing, nfsw headcanons later on.

a/n: i respect all ships, but personally i am a firm believer of poly!vees and, obviously, love this request!!!!

SFW:

ʚɞ without fail, vox would be the one to wake up eary and make breakfast for all of you.

ʚɞ "you're all so fucking lazy, perhaps you could try to do something?"

ʚɞ secretly, he loves to cook.

ʚɞ he'll never admit to it but you all know it.

ʚɞ as vox's alarm wakes you all up, velvette gives both valentino and you sweet good morning kisses.

ʚɞ meanwhile, valentino grumbles something into the soft flesh of your thigh.

ʚɞ very much not a morning person.

ʚɞ vox is used to hammering away for hours alone in his office, but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t get a bit lonely.

ʚɞ would be delighted to find you and velvette lingering to spend time with him and watching him work.

ʚɞ whereas valentino is pretty much the exact opposite.

ʚɞ 'clingy' is an understatement.

ʚɞ constantly all over the both of you.

ʚɞ genuinely doesn't matter who is around, he will hold your waist and plant a kiss on your lips natural as anything.

ʚɞ a hand on your hip as he hugs velvette by her shoulder.

ʚɞ "come on vox, you've been in there for hours." you whine

ʚɞ "i'll be done in a minute darling."

ʚɞ when she's between work, velvette loves to experiment with novel ideas for her clothing line.

ʚɞ often shows new things to you first to get your opinion.

ʚɞ one day you asked her to teach you how to sew, to which she answered with such excitement it was almost to the point of giddy.

ʚɞ val loves it when he's working and you just enter his office and sit on his legs.

ʚɞ his arms surrounding your figure.

ʚɞ vox loves when you play helpless damsel with little things, even when he knows you're exaggerating.

ʚɞ enjoys seeing you struggle

ʚɞ and when you give him puppy eyes.

ʚɞ watches you with a loving smirk.

ʚɞ "let me take care of it, darling"

ʚɞ you all love riling vox up when you know he has somewhere to be.

ʚɞ "what if we made out right now? would you still want to leave?" you tease.

ʚɞ he’s embarrassingly affected by your kisses and caresses.

ʚɞ and how you all always manage to make him late.

NSFW:

ʚɞ velvette tends to be a very rough and demanding top.

ʚɞ topping velvette is rare, but absolutely a glorious experience to be a part of.

ʚɞ whereas vox is much more giving.

ʚɞ he still needs praise tho.

ʚɞ "you look so good on top of me, it's amazing".

ʚɞ "hmm... please- keep doing that."

ʚɞ valentino is the textbook definition of a power bottom.

ʚɞ he's always the one to get impatient and jealous during sex.

ʚɞ especially when velvette or vox are taking up too much of you for too long.

ʚɞ "hurry up," he'd mumble while sucking at the skin of your neck.

ʚɞ but velvette ignores him, her mouth steadfastly doing the lord's work between your legs.

ʚɞ she's fond of the brat but not about to rush your pleasure over it.

ʚɞ besides, she know you all can think of a few better ways to shut valentino up.

[xotication]

☆,

gamer bf kaneki..

he def plays ow, val, cod, & fort.. all the sluttiest games a man can play.

trust he sweats in each game too.

he'd be caught dead before he's ever bad at a game ..

he literally spends most of all his days gaming, it's a lil insane how much he just lets it rot his brain

he never rage quits but he screams so much & it's hilarious

eventually he realizes that he hasn't given you any attention & tells his friends that he has to get off for a couple hours, just for you

ken decides to start streaming one day & that day marked your fucken demise

he sets up a hand & face cam.. when you're against it, he's so confused.

you're sat there for at least ten minutes explaining to him how girls will go feral for this

one day you tune into his stream & you see multiple comments like "for free??" "wish he'd play with me" "why's he kinda.." "the veins.."

on one hand you're jealous, but on the other- you're happy knowing that he's your boyfriend

"baby can you bring me some water please" ken says in the softest voice ever, it damn near has you topple over nd roll around

you bring it to him nd he thanks you with a couple pecks

the chat is going absolutely wild?? both over his voice & him actually not being single

but what could they expect?

ken was a good looking, handsome, pretty, charming boy.. & literally every other word you could think of

he always had that sleepy look & he usually paired it with blue light glasses that made him look all the more nerdy

sometimes he'd even be shirtless & his collarbone would have you gasping for air

on some days ken didn't care about streaming

he'd sit you next to him or even on him & just have you watch him play

he'd look towards you after hitting the nastiest shots/clips on kids to make sure you saw it

some days you ask him if he wants to play minecraft with you & he never objects.. he will always make time for you when you ask for it

he introduces you to the game "it takes two" and streams when the two of you play

everyone ends up loving the dynamic you have & the way you treat each other

eventually chat starts suggesting that ken teaches you how to play the other try hard games.. so he starts with the easier one: fortnite

you think to yourself why any of them thought this would be easy for you bc it has you screaming for kaneki's help half the time you get into a close combat gunfight

he tries teaching you how to build & you end up putting random walls & stairs everywhere

he just laughs at you bc he genuinely finds it easy & can't seem to understand why it's difficult for you ??

"no sweetheart, you actually have to have structure behind your building" "i'm fucken trying ken??" "not hard enough??" "ok then you do it???"

bro builds an 8 story mansion in 20 seconds and it has you gagged

whole chat is like "were you silent or were you silenced..??"

when you start wanting to take gaming a lil more seriously, he teaches you how to play on mouse nd keyboard just like him

he even buys you a cute lil setup, & ofc its right next to his

when he introduces you to val, all the pick me's are targeting ken & it's funny asfk when they find out his gf is in the game too

they're all like "you're shit at the game anyway stfu" like HUHH?? mad bc he ain't yours lmao

also can i mention that ken is a proud "shit on" SCREAAAAMER

he has your initials in different colored keys than the rest of his keyboard

holds one of your stuffed animals on his lap when you're away from home

jokingly asks you for support under the desk (its not a joke..)

[popfizzles]

do you still ship Val with both Mugman and Cuphead? actually give us a run down of all the Val ships

Here's the thing, yeah? Val is like a little doll that I use to kiss all my favorite Cuphead characters 😤 and because of that, there's probably way more than I am currently remembering at the moment. BUT here's some of the ones that have been on my mind:

Val/Cuphead - Met in high school detention, stayed really good friends afterwards. LOVE to cause trouble together. Real "I can make him worse" vibes. In the same breath, Val would probably pick up on Cuphead's moments of weakness and be there for him without being too overbearing about it.

Val/Mugman - Best Friend's Brother. Val got to watch Mugman go from just Cuphead's twin brother that she never knew too well to Kind of a Hunk?? Val slowly gets more and more nervous around Mugman, and he picks up on it and absolutely EATS UP the attention. Cuphead HATES it, but that makes Mugman want it more??

Val/Chalice - I think it would be Val who starts pining for Chalice first. They're two peas in a pod; very cute, trouble-causing cups, who will sit pretty on the edge of a wall and giggle quietly to themselves, talking about the toons who go past. Val would help Chalice do her makeup 💕

Val/Boba - This one is a comfort for me!! Very "omg they were roommates". Complimenting each other in the best ways where Val gives Boba confidence and Boba bounces sarcasm and jokes back to Val. They are each other's better half :)

Val/Mac - Mac is similar to Cuphead, but a lot kinder and wears his heart on his sleeve more. I can imagine it being a very quiet, unspoken, mutual pining type of relationship. They'd hold hands under the table. I think they'd have their first kiss on the Isle Two Ferris Wheel.

Val/Smith - Now, Smith is similar to Mugman, but a lot rougher! Smith has his sour personality, but he'd probably have a sweet spot and playfully pick on Val instead :) I like the dynamic of Smith (a very rough and tumble country toon) slowly falling for Val (an uptown, pretty city toon). He'd teach her how to ride a bull 👀

Val/Ludwig - Ludwig has this silently dangerous air about him that intrigues Val (he does know something about everyone, after all). He's probably one of the only toons on Isle Three's city district that Val doesn't see as some stuck-up snob. And I always had this image of Val draped over a piano in a nice dress while Ludwig plays (*/ω＼*)

I also think I could figure something out regarding Val and some of the bosses (the ones that come to mind are probably Chef Saltbaker, Djimmi the Great, maybe even Cagney Carnation??) but I'd need more time to workshop it.

[sentience-if]

I love being able to play a gremlin MC with no sense of danger or self-preservation but I also love playing a sweet lost little bird MC.

How would the chars privately feel about each type? Who is getting amused, exasperated, protective, attracted?

val: obviously vibes so well with chaotic impulsive MC. partners in crime, taught Io everything they know. however, Val is also constantly worried about this type of Io and has a pervasive guilt about teaching them to live so dangerously. // finds a sweet, naive Io very adorable, almost in an admiring way. Io's clearly had something bad happen to them and could have easily become reclusive and bitter. val definitely pushes this type of Io to be more adventurous and a little stupid sometimes

ira: slightly overwhelmed by gremlin Io but in an exciting way, like riding a rollercoaster. worries about them and is determined to drill a little sense into them. but also.... Ira may or may not be twirling their hair watching this disaster unfold // a gentler Io is a refreshing change of pace. it's nice to have someone around who's as calm and peaceful as Ira is. though if this Io is also fairly naive, I can see Ira gently taking them by the face and begging them to have some sense. u can be cute and smart, too

connie: I think we know what Connie thinks of gremlin Io lmfao... that's just Val 2.0 and Connie either wants them exiled or in their bed (and is pissed about it). They're endlessly frustrating and Connie wishes they would just calm tf down // in a similar/opposite way, thinks a sweet and naive Io is an absolute enigma. why the hell do they tolerate Val. how did they get here. what the fuck is their deal and what are they hiding; there's no way they're real

klaus: u know that Marina meme where she's like 😳😏 chaos gremlin Io is entertaining AND edible. wind it up and watch it go. on a less destructive level, klaus also appreciates someone who can be careless and free, even if it's in an arguably stupid way // klaus would see a little lost lamb Io as a bit of a blank canvas. He doesn't encounter a lot of people in his day-to-day life who don't have some kind of agenda, so it's like an interesting experiment to have this Io around. temptingly corruptible, though he'd lean more towards wanting to keep them that way

kat: does not understand Chaotic Beyblade Io even a little bit, but fuck are they fun. she can get down with the intensity and impulsiveness, though their ability to simply not think anything through is fascinating and almost impressive. I can see her getting exasperated, though, if Io gets in the way of things she needs to do // thoroughly enjoys sweet innocent Io. She's already friends with Ira, so she's sort of just adding another to her little cherub collection. finds them enchanting, deliciously different, and honestly relaxing to be around.

[bogeyman15]

How would Valerie and BEN view each other and how they interact?

hmmm... let me think..

I've toyed with the idea of BEN having a tiny crush on her, but I don't want to make him the weird pervert he was in the peak of the fandom.. I MIGHT make it canon in my au, but if I do I'm probably gonna tweak it a lot. Maybe he's not a pervert and he just likes light hair, who knows.. (Also theres the lingering fear of Val being a mary sue but its 2024 no one gives a fart anyore!! I think being an artist online in 2017 gave me ptsd..)

Anywho, how they view each other!

Val : I feel like she's a little weirded out by him sometimes. It's mostly due to the fact she doesn't quite understand him.. Like growing up she's always figured ghosts would look like sad, bloody victorian children but then theres BEN who died in 2012 lmao. She doesn't view him in a negative or positive way, his off-putting ghostness just makes her uncomfortable sometimes. He did teach her how to play minecraft though. He also taught her how to use like all modern technology because it's been awhile since she's used anything that uses electricity. It's okay though because she can make dirt houses like a pro!!

Ben : If I go through with him liking her for a moment, he'd probably think she's cute but seems like she's had an excorcism at somepoint when she was alive. I've said before that she's kind of odd, but I feel like Jack and BEN view the weird stuff she does as endearing rather than concerning. BEN just leans more on the concerned side, if that makes sense. So like if Val brought Jack a dead moth with a bloody ribbon tied around it, he'd be like "aww, babe this is so sweet. I love you." But if she brought the same thing to BEN he'd be like "oh.. wow, thank you. This is.. cute." Like he's weirded out but he's also flattered she gave it to him specifically. Hopefully that's not too confusing

How they interact : It's probably just alot of BEN talking and Valerie asking what he means everytime he finishes a sentence. Their conversations are alot more awkward than cute honestly, heres an example:

BEN : "Um.. so yeah they made a new Halo game.. do you wanna play it with me?"

Val : "That doesn't seem very interesting." BEN : "No it's got like.. 20 hours of gameplay I mean-" Val : "I don't think I would be entertained by a ring for 20 hours." BEN : "What? Like the Halo ring? Did Jeff show you already?? He always does this-it's like he likes to piss me off." Val : "Jeff didn't show me a Halo." BEN : "So how do you know about the Halo ring then..?" Val : "Halos are rings. They're ring shaped, unless my memory is wrong." Like 10 seconds of silence before BEN speaks again "Oh. Nevermind."

Anyways thank you for asking! :D

[worldly-diversity]

The satisfaction bubbled warmly in his systems as he turned away from Angel, knowing he had subdued him and that he'd be more well behaved at least for the foreseeable future. Vox is figuring a week, two if things go well. Clearly he doesn't estimate Angel's self-restraint to be that high, but that's alright. He won't mind putting the spider in his place again if need be.

Val's just gonna have to fucking deal. He knows he won't be too pleased to see Angel come back bruised, but Vox figures it'll be fine. They'd come to an agreement regarding Angel behind the scenes, an uneasy thing that had been filled with shouting and arguments and low blows until they managed to come to mutual concessions. It had been bound to happen but they came out alright, they always did.

He's not gonna think about how Vel had to mediate for them because shit was gonna get broken. That had been the first time Vox had been lenient with Angel when Val had wanted to push. But hey, who'd-a guessed setting boundaries and establishing ground rules would be a good idea, huh?

He almost chuckled softly at the thought when he caught Angel's reply. Had that little bitch seriously— Oh boy. Electricity crackles around him briefly, pausing before he turns to sneer at the other.

"Mind your tongue before I decide frying your vocal cords is a good idea after all." Narrowed eyes and a scowl are displayed on his screen, waiting a moment to ensure the threat sinks in before turning to head to the elevators again. Why that fucking little shit… He really shouldn't be allowed to make comments like that with Vox' bruises on his skin.

It's not that Vox cares for the terminology, either. Quite frankly he's not that big of a fan, but he knows Val likes it and he can be flexible when the mood strikes. But he's always been a bit possessive. Having people around was kind of his thing, he'd built an empire around it and had become an overlord, building the basis for what the Vees had become from the ground up. He's proud of that, and he's claimed ownership over it.

He's claimed ownership over Angel too. Having that acknowledged in such a specific way, despite the innuendo, does actually affect him, even if he's masking it quite skilfully. He's not sure what Angel is playing at, because he doubts the statement was genuine in any way, but it's hardly something he particularly needs to worry about. The whole point of bringing Angel to heel was to make sure he wouldn't cause trouble for them outside the tower. Nothing said he wasn't entitled to being a bit of a brat, which is how Vox is choosing to see this.

He's at least demanded silence obviously enough that Angel remains subdued the rest of the way up, clearly not idle by any means but Vox is ignoring him, focus on the last checks of the systems and any last minute emergencies, texts or emails that might need his attention before they reach the penthouse and he smoothly steps out and finds his spot on the couch. Finally, he can relax.

Velvette was a little further into the room, curled up in a position that looked like she was trying to induce a bad case of scoliosis while bent over a sketch book, and Val had been amusing himself by interrupting her focus and bantering with her until the two of them came in.

"Welcome back, querido~" Came the moth's purr, Velvette all but ignoring Vox beyond a small acknowledgement of his existence. That, at least, until Val noticed Angel came back with a little more than he'd left with. Easily slipping out of his seat, he blocks Angel's path to his own room, one arm around his waist, a hand tilting up his chin this way and that to survey the damage while ignoring Angel's agency and indeed all but demanding he stay still and let himself be examined.

"What's this, baby cakes?" He rumbles softly, the knowledge that Angel hadn't left the studio by about the only thing keeping his temper in check. Vox had been unbothered when he'd come in, so what—?

"Oh, don't worry about that. I had to teach him a lesson in respect is all. You can cover it up for the shoot if it bothers you." Vox chimed in from his spot, lying horizontally and taking up most of the couch now, clearly having settled into his relaxed mode, something Angel didn't get to see that often.

"Hm." Valentino slowly considered that, gaze returning to pierce the smaller arachnid and seemingly dissecting his every glance and twitch, free fingers caressing over the marks, easily able to distinguish the bruises as Vox' now that he knew what to look for. He should be furious, frankly, but— He was in a good mood, and Angel had no doubt deserved this.

Vox was the calm one, they all knew this. He was cool and calculated and snapping in rage was reserved to a very short list of people. So Angel had to have provoked him and provoked him well to earn this kind of reaction. "Fine, I'll allow it." Valentino purred before he proceeded to lean in close to Angel and breathe out a tinted puff of smoke. "It'll be a good reminder for you, pastelito."

With that, Angel was finally let go to either take his chances around the Vees, or retreat to the dubious privacy of his own suite. If he paid attention, he'd realise he'd need to pick swiftly before Velvette decided she wanted to try pinning a couple spare fabrics for her current design on him.

A roll of his eyes is what Vox gets when he winds up finally finding him. He should've known he wouldn't be able to hide much longer from the overlord what with his ability with electricity. 

Brows furrow at Vox's little voice crack, a strangled yelp escaping him from the sudden bit of hostility. He winces at the dull pain in his shoulders, teeth gritting together as he glares up at Vox. He wants so badly to spit at him, tell him to back the fuck off & yet, the words die on his tongue. 

He's too weak in Vox's grasp, partially from the drugs & partially from his mild surprise at how strong he was. Shit, he was well aware there would no doubt be some bruises from this. Angel's far too busy getting a handle on his own breathing, trying to keep it steady. Trying so hard not to lose focus. 

He vaguely nods slowly at the overlord's demands, wincing harder. Angel manages to swallow the lump in his throat, his body lightly trembling at the strange gentleness Vox was displaying towards the forming bruise.

Okay, but could he have helped it when the night before had been rough with Valentino? Sure, it was just one more lesson for him to learn in the Vee's presence. 

——— Why was he looking at him like that? 

Angel's gaze flickers away from his in an awkward fashion. Despite that, he can still feel the unwanted heat spreading to his cheeks. Hang on. Vox was aware that Valentino usually didn't take too well to uncovered marks during shoots, right? Double fuck. 

He's growling under his labored breathing, not wasting anymore time to catch up to him. "Yes ... daddy." 

[bwoahtastic]

Love the thought of the merdoms being happy to have Michael and Toto care for their sweet subs! Especially whilst they pay some extra attention to their lovely Max due to their extended separation. Perhaps Charles would be more forward with seeking their attention because he is so young and still a little goofy - he would demand Toto or Michael to carry him around to see the wonders of land based life.

Val might be a little more shy? He's okay with the omegas and lil pups (he's glad his baby Lando has more friends!) but he's a little hesitant because Toto and Michael are really big and loom over him at the shore. Dan might catch on to this whilst he is sitting with Val and watching Pierre and Lando playing together. He tells Michael to try getting at mer level, so Michael sits at the shore instead of standing and suddenly he does look a lot less scary to Val! Val would be quite taken by his bear form because he is so big and fluffy - it's such a novel concept to the mer bc he is used to the textures of water life! He'd love snuggling bear Michael with his moomin and maybe Rico gets a lil jealous bc he used to be the go to cuddler for the subs (he is secretly happy that his subs are so cared for and safe though!!)

Plss Toto after his conversation with Lewis about how Mer pods work realising thst is means a lot the merdoms trust them with their submissives. The merdoms.tell the pod they can seek out the Alphas if they want!

Charles would love it, he is a cute little silly attentionseeker and just wants to be held! He for sure loves to go out of the water and wobble around on unsteady legs to play with all the cutr little pups and babies and to get snuggled by the Alpha!

Max is a little more protected by the merdoms but also, he knows the pack well so he does trust Toto and he defo sits with Nico and Toto sometimes as the two,team up and tey to teach him more land speech as he is rhe only one that never learned from his family.

And plss sweet momma Val adores all the little ones and just looks so proud seeing little Lando play with the other babies! He definitely goes on land sometimes too because he loooooves the nests Seb and Dan make!! Pls whenever moomin mommy is snuggled in a nest all the pups crawl in there too!

Val is a little hesitant around the Alphas tho. He is very qttached to his pod and doms and he is a little confused. Dan realises it's mostly because the Alphas tend to loom over the pool a bit and it seems to spook him! Dan softly telling Michael to sit down and then Val is coming over to him and leaning against Michael's legs as he sits on the water edge!

And pls Michael ij his bear form and a very determined mermoomin crawls out of the water and wobbles over yo just sink against the soft fur and Val is so in awe by the feeling of it!

Rico is a little jealous cos he used to he Val's cuddle buddy but even he has to admit Besr cuddles are kinda nice

[rapid-looser]

DreamWasTaken, Sapnap and Karl Jacobs favourite time of day/night

A/n: I may be slowly getting over writers block, and I'm starting off with something small, Anyways this can be read as Platonic or Romantic

Request: Yes/No

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•around 3pm

•He'd usually wake up around 10 am, and by the time he's done his editing, It'd be around 3pm

•And the reason he loves 3pm so much is because he gets to hang out with you

•If you live near him, he'd call you up and ask you to drive to his place and play some games with him

•He may also ask you to speedrun the game with him

•Sapnap may also join but he'd be kicked out by dream for being too annoying (in dreams words)

•If you live away from him, let's just say in a different state or country, he'd still call you, but he'd spend hours in a call with you, because why not?

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Sapnap

•Around 9pm

•If you live in Florida he'd drive to your house/apartment and ask you to go out with him

•Not in the date kinda way, just go out and chill with him in Florida

•He'd also drove around for hours with you whole music is playing in his car

•He may take you to a skate park if you know how to skate

•If you don't? Congratulations he's teaching you how to skate and he's not going to stop until you know how to

•And then later that week he'd take you skating with him

•Now if you live in a different country or state, He's spamming you or calling you constantly

•He doesn't care what time it is for you, He's going to continue to spam call you until you pick up

•And once you do? He's gonna ask you to play val with him

•Punz would also be there

•Be prepared for scream or chaos when he gets focused

•But if punz starts to mock you for being bad at val, he will defend you

•It would probably turn into a full on scream match, I'd recommend deafening for a while

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Karl Jacobs:

•He'd probably call you in the middle of the day (for him at least), just to talk extremely fast about a new game he's discovered

•However if it's night for you,. he'd still be calling you, if you don't pick up l because your asleep, he probably wouldn't spam you to wake you up

•He may also call you in the middle of his streams so you can join him in that certain game

•A lot of streams end up with you in them for a solid half of them at bare minimum

•He may also get random giggle fits out of nowhere

•But if you can't play the game he's playing, he'd still stay with you in call

•Just to talk about the most random stuff

•He may also text you beforehand and ask "Do you wanna join me on my stream today/tonight?"

•But he won't be very upset if you say no, he'd probably understand more than anything

[jayswritings13]

Hazbin: Overloads as Kindergarten teachers

Request: "Can I request headcanons of how the overlords would do as kindergarden teachers please? It sounds funny if on some random occasion they had to take care of little children and I kinda wanna know how they would do as teachers thnx" "From the one who asked about the overlords being kindergarten teachers headcanons if you can't do all of them it's okay to only do alastor , sir pentious , valentino anyways thank you I rally like your Fanfics by the way😁😊😊😊😊😊😊" by anon

Note: As someone who is around kids all the time, I can testify that most of this stuff happens for real.

Velvet

Velvet is just as chaotic, if not more so, than the kids.

She's not the best influence and often pushes the kids to do crazy shit.

Most of the time, there's this one sensible kid who has to stop Velvet and the rest of the class from doing something really dangerous.

"Ms. Velvet, can you help me with my jacket?"

"What are you? 5?"

"....yes..."

"Old enough to do it on your own."

Velvet is also well known for forgetting that she even has a classroom full of kids.

"Aren't you, y'know, teaching?" Valentino comment one day when Velvet visited him at work.

"They're watching each other. They don't need me." Velvet commented, shrugging.

Vox

Vox could care less about the kids.

It's not that he necessarily hates kids, but he just prefers older kids.

So, placing him in a room of tiny rugrats is the quickest way to have him lose his temper.

He likes to sneak advertisements into their bags for their parents to see.

"Don't you think that's a little cheap, Vox?"

"I call it utilizing my assets," Vox commented, with a big grin.

Vox's solution to any fight or any issue is to shove a tablet into their hands.

He doesn't care that he'd not supposed to give the kids tablets all the time, he'd gonna do it anyway.

He draws the fucking line at listening to any obnoxious songs.

"Here," Vox said, tossing a pair of headphones onto the student's table. "As long as I can't hear it, I don't care."

Valentino

Valentino could really care less about what the kids do

As long as they don't bother him when he's on a work call.

The kids learned that lesson the hard way.

"Uhhhh.....no. No. No. I don't do that." Valentino said, eying the small child and the mess of food and such beside them.

The kids learn fast what Val will and will not do, but that doesn't stop them from bugging him anyway.

Sure, Valentino gets mad and yells, but he usually also then just turns on a movie.

Which is a whole issue within itself.

Valentino's taste in movies and media is a lot different than the kids'.

He's learned that it's just easier to let the kids watch whatever, while he watches what he wants on his phone.

As long as none of them are obnoxious and loud, he really doesn't give a shit what they do.

Rosie

Rosie actually doesn't mind kids.

Mostly because she doesn't have to deal with them after a few hours, as they then go home.

Although, Rosie doesn't hide the fact that she has favorites and will bluntly state them out if asked.

She may like the kids enough to be around them, but she has no filter.

Sometimes the kids like this, as they appreciate how honest she is.

But a lot of the time, it usually ends in tears and other loud yelling that Rosie hates.

"If you didn't want an honest answer, why did you ask it then?" Rosie stated, retreating to her desk, ignoring the wails from the students.

Ever since then, the kids learned never to ask Rosie what they thought about their drawings.

Rosie is fine with songs and movies and such, as long as it isn't the same song/movie over and over.

"Play a little variety!"

Alastor

Alastor is not a fan of kids.

He is always the first to complain whenever a baby cries too loud or something like that.

Although, Alastor is also not one to turn off performing, which the kids can't seem to get enough of.

"If you thought that was impressive, this oughta dazzle you."

It's the one thing that they can agree on.

Even if they play music and such through their phones.

He also likes cooking, and doesn't mind making small treats for the kids.

Plus, if they're too busy eating, they won't bother him as much.

Or at least, that's what Alastor is hoping.

It usually never works out that way, but one quick look towards the groups of kids and they learn fast how not to push his buttons.

Lucifer & Lilith

Lucifer is on the floor, eye-level with the kiddos, reading for any type of game they are about to play.

He's been missing these days ever since Charlie grew out of them.

He has way too much energy than he should and is more than happy to drain all of it out of him by playing with a group of 5-year-olds.

He is not above beating the kids at every single game imaginable, even if it means that he has to do damage control when they start to get upset.

"HA! I win!" Lucifer grinned, "Ha! You all are a bunch of---Wait! Hold on!" He scrambled to find another game. "Let's play this one. I'm not feeling so lucky about this one."

Lilith is not so much.

While she doesn't hate them and finds a lot of their comments to be particularly entertaining and hilarious, she's not about to get on the floor, like her husband.

She's much happier sitting in her adult chair, watching or talking quietly to one of the kids, thank you very much.

Lucifer tried to get Lilith to join him, but does not push any further when she tells him no for the third time.

That's fine. It just means that Lucifer is gonna cream all these kids in a game without her.

Sir Pentious

Sir Pentious does not have the patience needed to be in a room full of hyped-up kids.

But he does have multiple egg minions, who are willing to help.

They're pretty much the same thing, right?

Speaking of the egg bois, Sir Pentious makes sure to bring them along.

Mostly as a buffer, between him and the kids.

It worked for a while and Sir Pentious was about to call this a success until the kids turned them on him.

Soon both the egg bois and the kids were demanding for candy and a movie and other things that Sir Pentious was defiantly not paying enough attention to.

He didn't mind when the kids were asking about him or about some of his inventions/previous plans.

But, he didn't take it so well when the kids started telling him things he didn't want to hear.

"I don't remember asking for your opinions," Sir Pentious pouted, glaring at the small clump of 5-year-old demons in front of him. "Now, did I?"

[rasberry-lemonade]

Head cannons: Cupid, Val and Krampus as dads

Ask: Can I have dad headcanons for the bois

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Cupid

Cupid is a great dad, im just putting it out there at the beginning. Cupid is amazing with kids and you'll see that very quickly, he'll swaddle them in his arms, spoil them with clothing and toys and take naps with his child. This leaves you with the job of being the strict one, mostly with Cupid so he doesn't accidentally make your child into a brat.

Pet. Names. Cupid will give this child the perfect nickname and he will bother you for DAYS about which name you like better or if it's not too much for a child. Chances are Cupid will settle on a handful of names and swap them out from time to time.

Cupid is going to be a very sweet and supportive, yet kind of clingy. He's the one who's in tears in their first day of school. Besides the somewhat emotional parts of him he's going to be very picky on who their child dates, of course he is the god of love and will send someone they might be interested in their way and even ask Val to be easy on them if he has to break their heart.

Cupid isn't really the type to get extremely angry like Val but somethings will push him to that limit and he's going to be kinda scary when he is. He himself will never do anything but he will get Val to hurt people for him and may or may not encourage his child to ask Val if they're having problems with other people.

Valerian

I'll be honest, Val will refuse to believe that the child is his. For one it's the child of a god of hatred and heartbreak, that can't be good at all. Val fears what Father Time will do so it's better he believes and convinces everyone else that it's not his.

Once the child is out however, Val will be very weary, mostly watching from afar or just watching you take care of it. He might seem not interested but once you turn your back on them both Val just might take said child into his own hands.

Val as a dad seems very cautious and a little awkward almost, but you can tell he's trying his best to be a good dad, it's almost weird to see him so domesticated but it's cute to see him sitting on the floor with the child on his lap while he watches them play with his hands.

Val is going to be very protective over this child, if someone Val doesn't like even THINKS about laying a finger on their head he is immediately going feral mode and will hurt people if it comes to that. Besides that, Val will probably be a pretty relaxed dad when their kid grows older, he might even stop some of his own bad habits.

Krampus

you are aware he literally eats children right? As funny as Krampus thinks it to pretend to eat his own child he will honestly feel a little uncomfortable actually making the joke, that and the fact that he now actually has a child.

If the child comes out looking like Krampus he'd need help, big time. For one, he doesn't want this child going out to where people are, he knows how they'll react and he doesn't really want his child getting hurt, but if it did come to that he wouldn't mind eating a few people.

If the child came out more human looking than goat then by all means he's going to let his child run free with other people, but follow them around at night for their protection and won't get involved unless its absolutely necessary. That being said he's teaching his child how to fight, when their old enough, no questions asked.

When Krampus's kid is still a child he's most likely going to talk to them as if their a normal adult, sure it's jus him talking to a baby but he's trying, not sure what he's trying to do exactly but he's never really had a kid to take of before.