#and hid in a bush

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

So glad I put the bed in there for her tonight

I felt so bad not having one in there last night but I dont wanna wash that bed if I don't have too. It's kind of a pain cuz if you don't get something else in there to balance out the weight the washing machine starts walking around the basement (which is true of all laundry but that bed is HEAVY when it's wet so it's more likely to cause problems)

Shes not waking up every 30-40 minutes crying. She wasn't shivering when I took her out to go potty just now. And she didn't even wanna get up when I took her out. Without the bed she was rushing the door the second my hand was near it.

[glitter-blues]

i think about 'when we was fab' by george harrison soooo often. like just that song being him reminiscing about the beatles and then the "its all over now baby blue" line hits towards the end of the song and i just. i 100% picture that as him being like "oh no the beatles are over . . . anyways time to be lovers with bob dylan 🥰"

[jevilowo]

Urine Sample and Swordvan are great ships because they both have a lot of werewolf and vampire aus for some reason

[lapisbitch]

I cant stop thinking about the dream I had last night where shayne from smosh revealed in a video that he had attempted to murder his friend growing up and they went into a coma and woke years later and he was never caught. then Ian brought out the person shayne had attempted to murder so he could fess up and it was lady gaga

[sweetjulieapples]

Cullen doing everything but going back to camp for sleep.

[badjohnspeakeasy]

Ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary buds, I present...

THE RAPIDLY ESCALATING WAR FOR THE APARTMENT NEXT-DOOR.

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[justcyclingstuffs]

he’s so cute like the hands in the pockets?? the big smile?? he’s the best cyclist in the world and also the cutest pookie and the softest kitty

[jackerscracker]

I have a thorn in my leg and I’m being a brave boy about it

[sakuraluck]

IT'S THEM!!

i was wondering about how they got along in anakt garden after i saw the diaries and this is making so happy

[aliferous-ly]

my character: (casts revivify on ally)

other party member, to ally's friend: you know healing, right? you might want to check on [ally], we only healed him a little bit

my character:

my character: WE??? A LITTLE BIT?????

[naniajaxandplaz]

How Hornet adopted Keiko

On a night on mythical island a Buzzinga named Hornet was traveling outside the dreamscape when she was exploring plant island she heard something crying from a bush "Huh? She realized that the monster needs help so she went and when she got to the cry she saw a baby Knurv who had scar like marking on the left their mask to their face blinding them permanently and they also had lots of cuts bruises on all their limbs with an oversized grey shawl to cover them and they were crying because they lost their bio parents and don't want to be alone "Hello there." She told the baby as they stopped crying and looked at Hornet "Mama?" They asked her "It's ok I'll be your Mama now." She told them as she picked them up and realizing that they were a baby and can't survive alone Hornet made the decision to adopt them and named them Keiko and raised them as her own when she was about to bring them back to mythical island somthing attacked her it was a wolf like creature it wanted Keiko so it can kill them she immediately put Keiko on her bee fuzz and ran before she can escape it she was stuck in a dead end so she flew on her wings to mythical island while making sure that Keiko doesn't fall off on the way there and when she got there everyone was so worried but when they saw Hornet was alive and she brought somthing with her all mythicals were curious about the thing behind her back and when she took Keiko out of her Fuzz everyone was shocked to see a dreamythcal outside of the dreamscape and she told everyone about Keiko's orgin but a Cranchee named Cap'n who was very concerned about The baby and Asked her "Did ya find them alone?" She looked at her child and. Told him "Yes I did I found them Alone where their parents were nowhere to be seen so I adopted them ." She said as she looked at Keiko who was babbling and touching her claw and when she got to her home which is a greenhouse to rest she removed the shawl put some bandages on Keiko's bruised Limbs and placed a bandage around their left eye once she was done she placed the shawl back on them after she did it she put them a hammock made of Leaves and told them "Goodnight my Child" as they slept and when she got to her room she looked at a picture that has her and her son who had past away when he was 7 and her Husband was killed when he tried to save him and she realized that Keiko is a second chance for her family when she put the picture she realized she had Keiko as her Second Child and when she slept the ghost of her husband and son looked down on her both unaware of Keiko .and that's how Hornet adopted Keiko

[insertcreativenamehereplease]

Solo queue has made me go insane. I am far too gone for redemption.

[notquiteaghost]

put out stale bread in the garden late yday & just came downstairs to see degus while they had breakfast n as i walked in newt said "oh you just missed– holy SHIT" cuz they were gonna say i just missed seeing a squirrel take a big chunk of bread but then the squirrel got up on the windowsill with the bread in his mouth still n looked directly at me. he said thank you :')

[felidthing]

was walking around campus in the middle of the night as i do and one of the security company's cars was just chillin and as i walked past it turned on and drove away and like bro. why. you little freaks. like 1. no one wants you here 2. what was the point of you moving onward when i showed up. have you been spotted and now you have to leave. i dont care what the actual reason is you are a little bitch and everyone hates you boooo tomato tomato tomato

[okcoolthanks]

I HAVE FAILED FAGGOT FRIDAY‼️‼️‼️