#and qtips

[chericheribaby]

dirty death eater (?)

“Oh Merlin.”

Regulus looks away. “I’ll understand if you want to end this—“

“End this? Baby, what are you on about? I’ll not leave you for this.”

James pulls Regulus to his chest, holding him tight as he shields his face from people that aren’t there. Because they aren’t in a hallway. Because they’re in the Room of Requirement. 

“Listen to me, we will get through this, nothing to be ashamed of, I promise.”

“I thought you would be disgusted by this,” Regulus mumbles, his voice muffled by James’ shirt. 

James shakes his head, patting Regulus’ hair in what he hopes is a comforting manner. 

“I’ll never be disgusted by you, Reg, especially not by this.” 

They stay like that just holding each other. And then, almost imperceptibly, James talks again. 

“I’ve considered it once, you know.”

Regulus reels back instantly, shocked out of his mind. He looks like he wants to say something but he’s too stunned to speak. 

“What? Don’t look at me like that, it’s not as strange as it sounds.”

“James, I don’t understand, I—“

“Many people do it, why can’t I?”

“What? James how can you say that?”

“Why, Regulus, don’t be such a hypocrite now,” James frowns, crossing his arms over his chest. “I’ve even seen your brother do it too. By accident, mind you, but it counts, I think.”

Regulus’ eyes bulge. “My brother? There’s no way in hell he would— Wait, what do you mean by accident?”

James scratches the back of his neck, grimacing. “He’s going to kill me if he finds out I told you this but, there’s this thing that’s called ‘worms in dirt’, a muggle dish —Remus introduced it to us, the heathen— that’s basically chocolate mousse with crumbled chocolate biscuits on top and candy worms, can you believe it?” James chuckles in disbelief and Regulus looks more and more lost by the second. “Anyway, Sirius loves it whenever Remus makes it so the other day we played a prank on Sirius and instead of chocolate biscuits we put dirt, actual dirt. Oh Reg, you should’ve seen his face and— Wait, baby what’s wrong?”

“James,” Regulus looks aghast. “I said I’m a Death Eater, not a dirt eater. I’m not eating dirt, I’m serving the Dark Lord.” 

The silence is defeating. They just stand there, looking at each other. James is the one who breaks it first.

“Oh." he says. "So you mean…” 

“Yes.”

“Oh.” James blinks, once. “Well, that makes more sense, yeah.”

for @rae-lune who inspired this whole thing

[three-dee-ess]

helloooo do you have any advice or tips on cleaning 3DS good?

isopropyl alcohol..

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble: here’s a gift!

[nofatclips]

Endangered Species (Wayne Shorter cover) by Esperanza Spalding (featuring Lalah Hathaway) from the album Radio Music Society - Sand art by Kseniya Simonova

[subjectcaw]

wilson bethel in generation kill is probably the equivalent of jimmy fallon in band of brothers as a daredevil fan

[strawberrystepmom]

if god didn’t want me digging around in my ear he shouldn’t have put a g spot in there…

[qtipping]

"you apologize to him first? Why am I last?!" sir u are an adult man

[moarar]

In the er with metal in my eye but the Funger grind never stops💪💪

[blvckmvsk]

[m1ckeyb3rry]

ok running away after posting this but anyways .. nagimira lore ig .. LOL some of them i had no idea what to put because there’s so many concurrent aus of us in my mind that we are like simultaneously 50 million beings all at once SDKJFH anyways. most beautiful cringefail couple of all time essentially 🙂‍↕️

[starfrooten]

Hey guys I drew this on my phone with a qtip wrapped in aluminum

[qtipping]

if dr house and dr robby ever met i can’t decide if they’d make out sloppily or fight to the death

[dionysusdraws]

only hot girls have panic attacks when they accidentally hurt their spiders 🌷❤️🌷

and then they need to be talked down by a spider group chat on Facebook at 330 am ❤️🌺🌷🌺🌸

[freshthoughts2020]

A modern American story told through Detroit ambition, family legacy, and Black luxury.

Harry Americana is my personal take on independence — smooth, sharp, political, timeless.

This ain’t just bars. It’s a declaration. -- Album Merch available here : www.gettothecorner.com/?category=HAR…le+collection

[cupiidzbow]

ignoring my anxiousness abt today to think about how much I want this goofy fuck actually

[critical-hitch]

just cleaned my AC for the summer. should i induce? /j