#and react normally to normal things like a normal guy!

[pinkpuppipawz]

Imagine the saja boys finding a male reader and they make him their manger. Maybe they stage a fake contest. Now they use him as a human witness so the girls can't attack with him around. So each guy spends one on one time with him. Casual things so like baby takes him out to eat lunch and of course piles on the hot sauce on hid food. What do you know they ran into one or all of the girls? Gives the boys another way to mess and give a good public image.

HUMAN SHIELD

°ᡣ𐭩 . Saja Boys x GN! Manager! Reader

CONTENTS ꒱ ➜ reader is on their breaking point, the boys enjoying toying with huntrix, platonic relationship with reader(?), mentions of murder

CREDITS ꒱ ➜ Saja Boys belong to KPOP Demon Hunters (Sony) on Netflix

AUTHORS NOTE ꒱ ➜ I know you said male reader but unfortunately at the moment I am planning on only writing for GN! Reader bc I want everyone to enjoy my writing, hope it doesn’t change much and you still enjoy it :3

the demon boy band knew that Huntrix was high on their track, planning on at some point to end them and gwi ma once and for all

but they weren’t having it

they needed to think of a way to prevent the hunters from interfering with their plan for as long as possible to ensure loads of souls were collected for gwi ma

they all huddled together one day, discussing ways to help protect themselves. when Jinu thought of the best plan possible

then the topic of a contest was brought up, they all agreed on it

in short, members of the public purchase one ticket with a number and whoever’s number they pull out of a hat is their ‘manager’ (human shield)

you bought a ticket as they were shockingly cheap for the Saja Boys. you honestly didn’t expect to win, just wanted a shot

only for them to call out your ticket number

you expected it to be a normal manager role, not whatever this was

whenever a member went out by himself in public, he always dragged you along no matter where he was going

wether that be Baby dragging you to a restaurant for lunch, hot sauce piled on his food, even his dessert (he’s a psychopath)

Abby forcing you to join him in the gym, claiming he only wants you there to hold his water bottle and towel (he defo did NOT want you there just to flex his muscles and abs at all times possible)

Romance claiming he wants a ‘shopping partner’ e.g. just a clothing hanger to hold all the clothes he wants to buy. he throws them on you, even throws them on your face. one time he honestly forgot you were there and nearly had a heart attack when you popped out of the hoard of clothes like a meerkat

Jinu always claims he needs a ‘bodyguard’ of sorts when out and about, just in case a fan jumps him you know?

Mystery doesn’t go out often, only needs you with him if he’s alone inside cause he ‘gets lonely’

huntrix tried getting rid of them a few times when they’re out and about in dodgy alleyways and such, the perfect chance to kill them right? wrong! there you are, their human manager, giving them a few ideas for future concerts, what to wear and future meet and greets with fans

when you were too busy looking at your phone to write things down and talk to certain company’s, the boys all simultaneously turned around to face the girls, eyes glowing yellow and grins as devilish as ever

one time the girls were so close to their ultimate goal, only for you to suddenly appear out of seemingly nowhere (you literally did due to jinu using his demon powers to teleport you without you knowing)

you greeted the girls with a grin, congratulating them on their new song and such, completely oblivious to the glares the girls were giving the boys

fun fact: you don’t know that they’re demons, you’re completely oblivious to it. the boys honestly believe if they were to change to their demon forms you wouldn’t even realise or react

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[imalivvy]

TikTok trends (and types of videos) that I think TSC characters would do:

The "Indian Pose Ideas": Dru and Thaís. They are TOTALY DOING THAT AND POSTING. Kit and Ty on the background are holding back their laugh until Dru force them to participate

"He/She doesn't know I'm pregnant of her/him" and then it's two boys // girls: Helen and Aline. Aline is holding the phone and recording the video. Later, Helen sees the video and now she is worried. A lot

"Vlogs": Emma and Tessa. While Emma is all sincere and shows EXPECIFICLY the bad thing on her day, Tessa will be making everything look amazing and cool. Everyone envy's her but ops she is just as chaotic as everyone else. All the videos are recorded while Kit and Mina are sleeping or outside

"GRWM": Magnus. He has a MASIVE closet and shows his controversial looks online. Sometimes he's just making a lot of looks in a day and posting the videos as if he is dressing all fancy all week but he's in pijamas at home

"YouTube kinds of Tutorials": Julian. He makes videos like: "Hey guys, today I'm going to show you how to install a sink". His face is really close to the cam and the audio are really bad, but somehow he has lots of views

"Reacts": Jace, Will and Kit. Sometimes they colab, but normally they are just complaining about how the other two copied their content. When they are all together people be like "I thought u guys hated each other??????". But no. They are all just bitches

"Reviews": Kieran. He is very sincere and gained a lot of visibility for it

"The day that I....": Kit and Jem. While Jem is super polite and really just want to share his life with others, Kit is chaotic. He will be recording in the middle of the street, expecting others to just ignore him. Ty is always on his side pretending that he doesn't know who Kit is

"Super informative and really important videos": Ty, Kit Lightwood and Henry. They will show their inventions and talk in 55 min long videos. (Kit is always there in Ty's videos for like 5 mins before he gets bored. He leaves comments like Vic Fuentes in his wife posts)(Livvy occasionally appears in the oldest videos) (Charlotte is like Kit, but Grace is really interested in what Kit L. is talking)

"Political Videos": Alec, Robert and Charles. Ik who is taking it seriously and who just want attention

"Booktok videos": Principally Lucie. She likes to complement books and to talk about fics too

i don't have anymore ideas. Pls tell me yours.

[bucketofbugz]

got a bit of a late start on this episode because I took forever watching the II episode (no live reaction for that one because I was watching it and telling my reactions with my friend instead sorry </3)

but live Bugz reaction to TPOT 19!!! as always <3 probably gonna be another multi-part reaction but it's okay

oh she's madddddd

oooooooooooooo y'know I kinda wondered how Four was using Two's powers but this makes sense

also is the power exchange like the Twinkle in that everyone reacts to it differently? Because Fanny says it burns but the others don't seem like they're having any reactions.

no power for Grassy? :((

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT

that's??? WHY IS THE SKY LEAKING

BRACELETYYYY oh how I've missed you

:(((((

every time Grassy is scared I get sad

he isn't even one of my favorite characters he's actually pretty low compared to everyone else still in I just feel incredibly maternal towards him for some reason I cannot comprehend. he's just a baby someone save him

AND BOTTLE AND MARKER :((( someone save all of them actually

"can we find a distraction for these guys?" ough,,,, :((( Tree taking initiative though, I'm glad to see it

I don't hate anyone on Team 2 I'm so scared

I think I'd be the least upset about Snowball? But then Grassy would be sad.

:((((((((

I'm already really emotional today for Unrelated reasons I don't need to cry over a stupid blade of grass. I refuse

Tennis Ball trying to preserve Grassy's feelings while still trying to get him to leave him alone </3 chat I don't think I can make it through this episode.

this is what I mean when I say I've never been able to understand people who insist Grassy CAN'T be a child. he's talked to and handled as if he is one by the other characters. that's always been the main reason I believe in it, it has nothing to do with his behavior for me.

why are they meltingggggggg

OH

SO SHE WAS LITERALLY JUST WIPED OFF THE FACE OF EXISTENCE???? WHAT IN THE WORLD

can this episode finally make the fandom stop saying Two's being dramatic though? Like imagine choosing to keep your one friend out of the place that would keep her safe because you want to hang out with her still and then the universe just deletes her like I'd be so upset and guilty about it I probably wouldn't leave my bed either.

"AND I WANT THAT BACK AT SOME POINT- ugh. who cares" Twooooooo :(((

every new thing we learn about Golf Ball and Tennis Ball makes them funnier I don't wanna hear any arguments TB why would you do that

rest in peace TV the fandom probably won't miss you sorry bud </3

"man nobody respects me :(( time to make them kill each other" yeah because that's a normal train of thought

EW WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM

Marker's green and Tree's purple what has become of this world

wow! :D that's horrifying!

ough they're falling apart,,,

Black Hole what are you doing </3 he misses the ones that left Death Pact so bad oh my god

Oh we love a girl who goes mad with power

it's gonna be so hard to defend Pencil after this episode isn't it. oh no. I'm so screwed. IT'S ALREADY SO HARD </3

bfdia Pin and tpot Pencil really out here making my job so much harder with each passing episode but I love them

oh my god,,,,, oh my god.

HEHHEGHEGEHGEHEHGEGHEGHEGHEGHEE I'm not even a third of the way through the episode and I love everything about it

this is so beautiful

the fourse making horse versions of the Four screech is so stupidly funny to me

leave my baby aloneeee </3

:(((((((((((

I'M SAD. STOP THIS AT ONCE

OWIE </3 Grassy just wants a friend that will make him feel safe.

Pencil's not a good choice though bud.

THE CUT I'M SOBBING

Pencil letting people off without killing them,,, omg,,,,,,

see guys she's not irredeemable she just wants to win and also get limitless power but that's not relevant right now trust me guys

also her waiting for the text to pop up on the screen got a giggle out of me

why is this just Grassy Suffers: The Episode

I always get caught so off guard whenever Donut gets injured because it takes my brain a second to process that it's cherry filling and not blood coming out of him

no that's so real Golf Ball it's okay I have so many unnamed projects

ALSO??? cool design

HE JUST??? GOT TURNED INTO ASH???

DONUT WHERE DID YOU GO

sniffles :(( I miss the original Death pact

"where'd you get that idea?" Black HOle cares SO MUCH this is tragic

I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND LIY THOUGH feeling like she had no support in her elimination would definitely have an effect on her and I understand it. But Death Pact wasn't intentionally trying to toss her aside </3 aughhhhhh this show is just miscommunication upon miscommunication made worse by every character's traumatic memories

Pencil the more you prove how strong you are the more Grassy's gonna keep following behind you like a baby duck

okay yeah I hit the image cap part 2 coming

[monstcrmash]

Mask Guy didn't seem to pay much notice to Flowey's scrutinizing of the of the interface, busying himself looking between his video tapes, frowning with his eyes as he contemplated on a decision.

It's only when the Boss Monster looked at his abilities did Mask Guy seem to take a peek, the mask's sockets seeming to widen a tad- a subtle confirmation that he could see the UI, if one easy to miss with the other presumably distracted by his own choices.

Either way, he doesn't comment on it. The decision to check the enemy only being met with a nod, and...

CURSED PIRATE

A fog-wreathed zombie garbed in pale blue rags and bandanna. They carry a curved blade in their left hand.

The rather obvious description came accompanied by no stats, and instead a series of symbols indicating the pirate's apparent weaknesses and resistances. Specifically, it seemed to resist 'blood', and was weak against... leaf? For some reason...

A fortuitous coincidence, if violence is what's called for.

It was Mask Guy's turn now, with his own abilities tab being opened immediately... he has a good number of spells of his own, including a nature one, but the name didn't make it seem good for offense.

Eventually, he selects one, popping a tape into his camcorder, pointing it out towards the pirates, and then... the features of his mask just fade away, before being replace with a mouthless visage with crossed out eyes... followed by a figure rising out from the darkness of the falsely presumed human's shadow.

Higher, and higher, up to nine feet hunched over, the towering grayscale figure humming with static as it faced the two ghouls.

Mask Guy evokes the Tall Guy!

"[] [][][][] [][][] [][] [][][][][] [][]"

Awful garbage noise escape the entity, reality seeming to shudder at it's presence as it's flickering form reached out something towards the pirates... between the flickers, their ghostly forms could be seen stuttering painfully, not unlike the static of the 'Tall Guy' himself.

Both of the spirits taking a considerable amount of damage from the 'attack', before the entity disappeared back into Mask Guy's shadow... even if Mask Guy's mask did not return to it's normal expression.

It didn't seem to be the only thing left changed by the invocation, either... Mask Guy's posture was stock still an emotionless, less like his normal casualness and disconcertingly more akin to the being he'd just summoned, arms at his side and staring in silence.

Made all the odder when the pirates, recovering from their scrambling, lunged at him with their blades- each bringing their blades in slashes across his chest, spilling streaks of blood... but, not the red blood they'd spilled from him prior. Instead, their weapons drew inky black fluid from him that writhed on the ground.

Mask Guy not reacting to their blows in the slightest.

Flowey had just been about to comment on how getting there faster would be a relief, only to let out a little shocked noise as the battle started. Blinking as the layout was so fundamentally different that he can't help but stall to look at it in bewilderment. Popping out over his box to peer at his (rather high) stats, before squinting at the name there and looking over to Mask Guy's; then, finally, looking up at the selection of options.

"Golly," he began. "These guys sure know how t' pick 'em, eh?"

As far as he remembered, trying to simply hit ghosts was a lost cause, of course, but they were dealing with a rather magically-inclined being. ..And whatever the hell that Mask Guy was doing, of course. Either way, Flowey wasn't the least bit worried on having to deal with this himself if he so had to. Looking through his options, he truly was impressed at how this listed out his oh-so-many abilities. ..Really, having them laid out like this, Flowey realized just how many he truly had. Jeez. He actually had to scroll to see them all.

Granted, of course, not all of them were his, but that wasn't the point of the matter. He really wondered if Mask Guy could see the layout, truthfully, but to him it was clear as day. What would be the best move here, though...? May as well get a lay of the land.

*CHECK.

[endersdead]

white knuckling this bipolar episode trying to stay so cool and nice

[ciderjacks]

Also while I’m here does anyone else think about how his immediate thought was that the other party had died while fighting over gold (likely informed by his own past experiences) and then right after he says that Laios draws his sword, and you can see the horror in his eyes as he freezes up.

[mei-yoi]

actually crashing out again

why is she this way with me if she’s straight

HELP HELP HELP

she kinda gave me hope bcs she said she questioned herself on being bi before soooooo

Currently going on a ‘not initiating any touch myself’ and ‘keeping myslef from looking at her too much’ run.

Im WAY too obvious and i dont want to lose our friendship

Trying to get rid of my feelings for now

[leatherbookmark]

Huh... just connected the dots between my soul-crushing shame and inability to imagine myself "carelessly having fun" without feeling a Heavy Judging Gaze That Thinks I'm Such A Funny Stupid Little Baby on myself and like... my parents finding it the funniest thing in the world, worth bringing up over and over despite my discomfort, that I used to bob funnily to the music as a toddler

[nonsensechemicals]

crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It

[akpaleyreblogs]

I love having roleplayed my way into putting a stupid fucked up love triangle into a game that didn't have one

[quaranmine]

random firewatch au detail that has basically no impact on the story unless you want to psychoanalyze fw!grian even further than i did as the author, but it's very intentional that i always refer to both of mumbo's parents but only grian's mom. did i give him daddy issues? i guess so, but not in a way where i really deeply examined the implications as meaningful to the story. it was just a detail i stuck with from the beginning as a way to keep fleshing out the story's background subtly. the idea behind grian's dual citizenship was always that he was born in america to an american dad and british mom, and that his mom moved back to the UK when he was very young since she wanted to be closer to her family. perhaps his dad didn't go with them? or perhaps his dad did, and then later they split and he went back to america? whatever the cause, grian never even mentions his dad in the story, and it wasn't because i intended him to be dead (because that would have come up in a story about grief) if you get me

[tacoma-narrows]

I'm seeing a character up for offers on Toyhouse and I am REALLY tempted to get them but I'm trying to figure out if I actually genuinely want them or if a design with white, yellow, blue and red is making sparks in my Pattern Seeking Brain

[unproduciblesmackdown]

omgg lol [guy who won't stop going "more like scapeGOATED" voice] now hold! on!! lmao [same guy just saw encanto voice] Hold on!!!

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

if they swapped roles arthur lester would not be nearly as rattled by the whole prentiss attack but he also would have probably lost his job immediately after bc he broke into the police station to steal the tapes back and got arrested and that would be the end of the podcast. so. kind of a wash.

[privatelife]

y'all who actually have partners,, what is a text ice breaker to start conversation? im really bad at it 😭

it feels important to note that when we do talk, the conversation flows great we have a nice rapport and complimentary senses of humors it's just starting the conversation that is the problem i think we are both just painfully shy 😔 (and maybe traumatized .)

[fagoutboy]

sorry hold on. are people valorizing the past so strongly these days that now ppl think old fandoms were BETTER? like im sorry i really think the problem is just that you arent 12 anymore