#and she doesnt want to make it she just wants to-- ok??????

[sheepispink]

Hiya! I love your Simon fics!!! The fluff is so goooood!!

I was wondering if you would be ok with doing one where there’s some kind of situation (where fem reader isn’t *exactly* in danger) where reader gets insulted/followed or something by someone (she doesn’t get hurt though!!!) and Simon just loses it and is overcome with the need to protect his love?

Ofc it’s up to you!!! Pls continue writing! You’re so good! 💕💕

Thank you for all your support! Sorry for the late reply, here’s the drabble you wanted :), if you want it with a bit more comfort let me know, i can make a second part

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Working a desk job was far simpler than any field work, that was for sure, and working in admin was far easier too. Though, that didn’t mean it was all sunshine and rainbows there, infact a lot of people used it as an excuse to treat you harsher.

The door almost slams behind you if not for your foot slightly catching it, letting it shut silently as you drop your bag by the front door. Luckily, Simon got home before you so you can walk over to the back of the couch and wrap your arms around his neck, letting out avery loud groan. “Did you just exorcise a demon?” He grunts, making you giggle and press a kiss to his temple— you like how his eyes always instinctively close when you do that. “The demons of work, yes.”

After sliding your socks off and into the laundry basket, you patter your way over to drape your body against him, his arm quickly curling around you. “Do ya know a guy called Jason?” You ask, tilting your head up at him and he hums, his fingers coming to rest on your chin, lightly rubbing your cheek now.

“Know a few. Blonde buzzcut? Sergeant?” He watches as you nod in agreement, and then you sigh, hands settling on his arm.

“Keeps asking us to do all sorts for him, and then gets mad when we have other things in priority first. It’s just annoying.”

“Is he being rude to you?” You can only shake your head and sit upright once more— there was no time to rest when dinner had to be made, and you were still in your work clothes anyway. “Nah, he’s smart enough not to act up. I mean, if he annoys us then who will do it for him?”

Simon can only smirk at your cheekiness, standing up and tugging you upright too. “Tha’s right, come on, let’s get some food in ya.”

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The guy was not smart enough.

“I’m sorry, we can’t tell you who's in your new troop because we have to request permission for you to access their files.” You argue, still trying to finish up other requests for at least 10 other lieutenants about far more pressing matters. Not to mention how messy your desks are right now; orientation for the new rookies starts soon and it’s hell trying to organise them all.

“This is stupid! I asked you three days ago.” He lays his palm flat on your desk, staring down at you in a way that’s almost threatening. Another woman opposite peers over, narrowing her eyes at him. “Sir, they havent finalised the details. We cant give any files without confirmation.” She insists, trying to make him back off and you silently thank her when he turns.

“Can we try to get it for you tonight?” You offer, before she strangles him— you cant blame her either, he’s being so annoying. It’s common knowledge on base how secure each process is, but he just can't seem to fathom it.

“Tonight then. And i’ll be waiting.”

—-

He follows you around for nearly the entire day.

It’s creepy, suspicious even and you sometimes try to hurry up your steps only for him to conveniently walk past you like it’s a warning of what could come. To be honest, you’re a little scared, even if you know he can't really do anything. The action alone is intimidating, especially when you’re just trying to drop some files off with officers and they laugh saying you have a ‘secret admirer’. No, that’s a man with a grudge, an anger boiling inside of him.

When you make it back to the office, your body fills with relief, since he doesnt dare to come inside before he gets chewed out again. But still, with every trip across base you watch your back, swallowing every time you see a glimpse of blonde.

The end of your workshift starts to near, and you anxiously tap your foot, looking at the email declining the permission for him to have the files. It’s clear as day, but he just cant take no for an answer.

“Give it to me already.” The sergeant scoffs, walking over as soon as the clock ticks six, standing right before your desk.

“They’ve declined the offer— i cant give it to you.” You show him the email on your screen but he just spits, like some stupid dog, his broad arms crossing over his chest.

“That’s a lie. Why wouldn't I have permission? Do you know who I am?”

“Yes but—“

“No. Tell me, who am I, missy? Come on, use your words.”

You’re at a loss for them though, staring at him like he grew a tail or something.

“What? Are you scared now? I’m pretty strong you know; i dont hit women, but..” He sneers, leaning down towards you with his teeth flashing in an ugly smile. “Who am I, Miss?”

“Wanker, that’s what you are.”

His shoulder has sharp indents from where Simon’s fingers press into the skin, bypassing the muscle like it’s nothing but jelly as he grips him. You watch in shock as the man tries to struggle only for Simon to shove his knee into the back of his legs, making him buckle.

“L-lieutenant-“ He whimpers, struggling to compose himself when the hold on him is so harsh, almost akin to how they would treat an enemy soldier. “I was just- just asking for—“

“For some directions to the nearest toilet I hope, I think you just wet yourself.”

The man visibly panics and Simon just snorts when he grabs at his pants, only to find nothing there. “Made you look, idiot.” You crack a smile, though hide it behind a cough before you start bursting into laughter at the act.

“Lieutenant Riley- surely, surely we can t-talk this out..?”

Simon pushes his hand firmly against his back, pushing the man against the front of your desk before finally letting go, standing back with his arms crossed.

“An apology.”

“I’m sorry-“

“To her, idiot.” Simon grabs him by the arm and spins him around to face you, one hand on his back as if threatening to break his jaw on that table next. “Go on.”

“I- i’m so sorry Miss..”

“Say her name.”

The man falls silent, faltering as he doesnt know your name, hell he could only barely tell you apart from the girl who worked next to you. She was now snickering behind her desk, her phone out as she sneakily filmed the whole ordeal.

“Tsk. You dont even know her name?” Simon scoffs, yanking him upright by his collar before shoving him back again. “Fine. How about i take you up on your offer, since you’re ‘pretty strong’?”

Jason squirms instantly, his throat bobbing nervously as he shakes his head over and over. “No— that was a joke, i swear. I didnt mean it like that. I just— i mean she might know me- because i’m strong-“

“No.” The word is so firm he shuts up immediately, staring at Simon who could only stare down at him. “Go get yourself in the second training room now. If I don't find you there in five minutes, you’ll be taking a very nice solo trip across the world.” Before you know it, he’s scurried off, rushing down the halls with his boots stomping against the floors.

“Bit much?” You tilt your head at your lover, though your grinning from ear to ear, clearly amused by the whole ordeal. Meanwhile his eyes soften at you, walking around to place a quick kiss to your cheek.

“Never too much. I’ll be late home tonight, put in an extra fish for me will ya?” You nod, letting his hands cup your cheeks as he checks you over, before silently glancing over the other women in the office. “Didnt touch ya, did he?” You shake your head and he hums in satisfaction, reaching back for the small box he brought you. “Came by because they had your favourite cake in stock. Bought some for the girls too, share it ‘round.”

Your eyes light up in glee as he hands you it, having not had it in months now. “Really? Thank you Si!” You hug him tight, before pattering over to where the girls have conveniently decided to have a coffee chat— aka leaving you two love birds alone.

He watches you all with a smile beneath his mask, before it curves up into something a little more sly as he thinks about what’s waiting for him in that training room. Well, he has been a little rusty recently, and the training dummies just arent realistic enough for good practice.

[our-queer-experience]

ok so. i dont really know how to feel about my trans identity. i feel like i cant even call myself transgender to be honest. i use he/she pronouns as someone born a girl, but it still doesnt feel right to consider myself trans. i only use he/she online, and i like it! i really do. its nice to hear a different name be used for me with masculine pro nouns. im exploring dressing more masculine irl, using men's deodorant, wearing boxers, whatever. i just cant tell how i feel about ever telling anyone irl about this.

realistically, im sure i could live forever only being known as a girl by my friends and parents and sibling. i mean, i present so femininely. i look at myself and if i look long enough i can tell no one will ever see me as a guy. ever. and it makes me sad. but im not looking to medically transition or even become more masculine through exercise or haircut or whatever. closest im getting is cutting my hair shorter. i feel so silly calling myself a guy when im just so obviously not. i dont know how to feel like i am. like, yeah, im comfortable with both he/she pronouns but sometimes i just wanna be seen as a guy. i dont trust anything about how i feel when it comes to my gender, im too insecure about it to even call myself transgender since wanting to actually be referred to as a boy is new for me. i shied away from it my whole life and used they/she, but they never felt right either. using masculine pronouns feels better. i just dont feel secure in ever telling anyone irl about it or even ACTUALLY calling myself transgender.

im not sure if im asking for advice here or anything, just wanted to voice my thoughts. thanks

you are trans if you feel trans idgaf how you present

[mariquitaaa]

beach trip w riri

u and riri go to the beach

a/n: beach hcs cause im bored, have like no ideas, and i luv the beach im still feelin summer idk. this is me rambling so uh not formal writing at all. not edited. gay!! x black!fem!reader. comment if u wanna be added 2 taglist!! suggestive!!!!

- idk what beaches are near chicago, i have never been to chi sue meeee so imma assume u guys flew to east coast. preferably south cause north beaches r rough asl lmao

- y’all book a place and the first thing she does is run and jump on the bed like a kiddddd

- i feel like riri only has so many clothes cause she knows her style well and everything goes good with eachother. she brings so much other shit on vacay that she tends to underpack OR she remembers everything but clothing items

“oh shit i forgot to bring socks”

“bro i don’t even have a sweatshirt”

cause her sorry ass was worried about having an extra toothbrush “just in case of emergency” and “needed” room in her suitcase to fit random gadjets + gear cause “you’ll never know when you need them”

- going to the beach is so fun though

- riri def prepped her hair beforehand and got some braids. her go to for the beach are cornrows/tribal styles but honestly if her afro is out its outttt; she doesnt mind

- in terms of swimsuits she is lowk insecure abt going full cheeky bikini but in her words she “can’t be lookin like no grandma” so she is very picky with her suits. every once in a while she will wear a one piece but its literally a last resort. she mainly wears bikini tops w bottoms and swimshorts over them.

- u tell her the shorts aint needed and she looks fine as is but she dont be listening lmao

- ri does notttt play abt her skin. one thing abt her, she is her momma’s child best believe she is applying that sunscreen every hour on the hour

- though she likes getting in the water, and esp jumping waves, she hates the feeling of being wet

- she spends a lot of her time on the sand with you just fooling around

- when she’s on vacations like this she may be anxious and/or overly cautious but by no means is she tryna be worried with school or academic stuff. she’s legit just worried abt u

- so if ur reading a book, even if its not school related, she’s gonna be bothereing u and begging for ur attention cause she’s needy asl and wants her girl to focus on her

- so touchy. like always without fail. will be tangled up in ur arms on a towel just because. sometimes she gets a little too carried away

“ma u just look so good. next time we gotta bring a tent”

“ri. bye, no.”

- when y’all are in the water she’s actually such a dick. like she’s splashing u and everything. genuinely doing farr too much

- but she’s enjoying herself which she never allows herself to do. its nice to see that side of her

- will 100% just hold u by the waist and just sit with u in the water

- if u guys brought snacks her big ass would eat all of em and be like

“these were for u? ohhhh…”

and u dont know whether to laugh or to cry cause the sun is beaming and its hot but its ri and she looks like a fool

“i’m sorry baby. i’ll get u some more.” she laughs, falling into u

- when y’all leave she is so ready to go home and shower

- would make her heart 10x more happy if u showered w her

- def turns her on to see ur tanlines

- kisses ur neck like non stop

- if y’all are in the east coast u would soooooo go to the nj boardwalks

- she’d go into far too many tourist trap stores and almost get trapped too many times before u tell her its a tourist trap

- def buys a lifegaurd zip up or a i❤️nj shirt

- u guys went to the fair they have and played some games, riri let u win a few but didnt tell u lmao

- y’all def eat tooooo much food and now y’all sleepy asl

mmmm ok i feel like this is a good place to end. if i were a smut writer id write some good smut for u guys insp by this cuz this is a cute lil moment but i am sadly not i think im just ovulating

@riris-heart @mitchesmoon @mrsudakuwilliams99 @rheas-ripley

[eric-r-malice]

i should lay out my deltarune predictions (ft. some more hot takes) so yeah im gonna do that (note! i don't believe any of this to be fact!! except my first point) also, consider this post kinda a sibling-post to my theory/hot take/analysis post. im not gonna repeat myself w/ any of these, go read that one if you want idk

Flower King is the location of the Chapter 5 Dark World

self-explanatory and i really shouldn't need to elaborate, this one is basically confirmed as fact at this point

Who will be in Flower King?

okay so i kinda have a BIT of a hot take here i think??? i dont think we're gonna see many people in flower king. like. Asgore definitely, Toriel almost definitely, Noelle maybe, Asriel maybe if he's here in time... but nobody else. this dark world would already have enough to juggle, it doesnt need any more lightners to juggle too ._. plus there's nobody else who would really serve this dark world well story-wise, so...

can we kill people

yeah so i dont think the tv or cowboy show will be important. tv will be a shopkeep at best, and i dont see the cowboy show being anything at all really. we already got our cowboy show content, it's called tv world, we don't need more. also why would we get cowboy tv show content here and not, idk, in the tv dark world. i find the whole idea silly (in a bad way) & kinda annoying tbh. also friend inside me isn't real, toby literally poked fun at that theory in the same breath that he he poked fun at the mike theories, be so fr.

Sans & Papyrus (Undertale) came from Deltarune

ok so we all agree on this right??????? i dunno how it happened. i cant fucking possibly fathom HOW. but they hopped worlds at some point.

Shelter Chapter 6

the evil and intimidating shelter that seems to have gaster connections: the conspicuous 6 motif mr. wing gaster has: yeah thats all i really have to say this is just vibes. uh. i could see noelle, asriel, sans, & papyrus all being there ig?

Kris x Susie at the Festival

we all know we're gonna get more Susie x Noelle content at the festival. like that's just a given right. but i think we might also get some kris x susie content. (pleasepleasepleaseplease i need susie to form a polycule with these two i am ON MY KNEES)

Noelle confronts Berdly at the Festival

okay i feel like they're setting this one up. berdly's clearly still kept some of his ch2 development, but it hasn't entirely kicked in yet, and he still needs a bit more of a push- and i think the call in ch4 is setting up a confrontation at the festival where Noelle will air out her grievances with him and Berdly will realise how he's been hurting Noelle- and then the two will make up and Berdly will actually start being better

Catti's beef with Susie gets resolved at the Festival

and in the same breath, I think we're also gonna see someone - be it Susie or Noelle - talk to Catti about her disdain for Susie and how she wants to force the two apart (perhaps out of jealousy.... catti ik what you are) bc she thinks Susie is evil or whatever.

Asriel will make it to the Festival

ok so Toriel said "next week", right? well. toby uses the WRONG way of counting weeks (dont @ me ik im right) where sunday is the start of the week and not monday. and the festival is on sunday. so i think we're gonna see asriel in ch5. whether or not he arrives before or after flower king dw? idfk lmao

We'll finally see Papyrus in Chapter 5

sans said we'd meet his bro around when asriel gets home so i think if we see asriel in ch5 we'll also get to meet papyrus in ch5. so yeah

I do not believe in "Festival Dark World"

like i think the idea is incongruent with how darkness works, assuming the festival is a big outdoor thing. darkness rises like smoke and seems to have to actually fill a room to form a dark world, so like... i dont think you can make a dark world outside, except for like. the roaring.

Roaring Chapter 7

this is like everyone's prediction except for people who missed the point of Gerson's lord of the hammer dialogue and i think it makes sense.

[hiddeninthe-veil]

got so ill over the thought of her that i drew her.

[lemongogo]

trimax blue skies >>>>>

[bunnieswithknives]

The soul of Wicked is randomly inventing extremely elaborate relationships between characters who barely interact at all in canon. Also Fiyero is here.

[francy-sketches]

hating on game of thrones in current year is a bit cringe like girl move on etc. However my complaints are more specific than the average person so I can at least feel like I'm bringing something new to the table. Instead of writing the one bilionth 'they butchered dany we were robbed' post I'm instead going on coke rants about how they character assasinated jaime by making him unfunny and how they didn't give my favorite irrelevant minor characters enough emotional depth and actually now that I'm saying it out loud that sounds worse

[aliarien]

ok so not to be negative, but the way that Vivimeng is answering the ivti questions is actually really weird

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I went to a drag show tonight and magneto was there

The performer was mercury divine

Im not gonna lie to you i saw this last night very inebriated and thought i was imagining it and so now that im Not Very Inebriated im very glad to find out this is In Fact real

[oceanwithouthermoon]

the fact that we never actually got to see kuboyasu interact with saiki in gym class is such a crime

hes like the most perceptive of the group so it wouldve been so fun to see how kusuo would hide his powers around him

i kinda wouldve loved to see them flesh out the "shadow leader" bit a little more instead of just forgetting about it lmao, yasu being sorta like hairo and thinking saiki has hidden power or something

[upathosarts]

another movie redraw w sjh

[moeblob]

Because his inner monologues really are just. So long. And I think it's important to show how much this guy thinks in order to say "not quite".

[cautiouslyyyoptimistic]

Still think about Mo Xuanyu from time to time. Like what the fuck. What a nothing burger. You learn little rumors here and there about him. That he's gay, mentally ill, harassed fellow disciples, had incestuous feelings for his brother, and was kicked out of his community because of it, ect.

And you think "wow, this novel about how bad rumors and mob mentality is is so interesting! Everyone has a different truer side to them that is hidden by public perception! Can't wait to learn the twist about the mentally ill incest pervert gay man who's body the protag is occupying! I bet it's a classic case of the guy being found out or thought of as gay, and then gross rumors like incest that caused him to be kicked out of his community was added on later. because historically queer people were oppressed and ostracized because they were seen as obscene, incestuous, pedophile perverts, ect by homophobes. Wait, what's that? We learn jack shit about him? All the rumors are never confirmed or denied 100 percent? Most likely everything we know about him is true? No canon typical empathy flashbacks? He's just... Not a character we need to think about?"

It makes me insane. Welcome to mdzs, we have gay people like wangxian and uhhhh *looks at smudged hand* More Xanax.

[lillymakesart]

my new OC: cempaka!

she is based on the story/universe that my friend @haydardotjpg's OCs indra and yuwei exist in! pls go checkout haydar's art he is amazing!! his ocs can be found more easily on his ig but if you're lazy this is his oc indra (cempaka's one-sided love interest) and yuwei (indra's fated lover)

also, cempaka means "magnolia" in malay!! (she gets a flower name bc my name is lilly which is also flower c:)

bonus first iteration under the cut!

i accidentally had "poinsettia" flower in mind when i did this iteration instead of an actual magnolia, hence the color scheme. but yeah, this is as self-insert as it gets LOL like she's literally MEEEEEE but still very different and i love her as she is <3

[goodboigoose]

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