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Does Vincent have a preferred nickname? and does Quinn call him anything particular??
I think in general, Vincent prefers his full first name, and in formal settings, his last name. Only those close to him will call him a shortened version; Stuart calls him Vin, and Quinn calls him Vince, etc, and on verrry rare occasions he'll allow Vinny (though only Birdie is brave enough to call him this 😇) As for Quinn calling him particular pet names, he sticks with his given name most of the time, but when they're alone and intimate, he'll spare him a few 'loves' or 'babes' 🥺
#asks#quinncent#and sometimes he'll call him captain and sir..#just to keep things interesting 😏#fun fact--I almost made quinn's last name vaughan#but I had to retract it knowing that any prospective nuptials might lead to..ah..vince vaughan 🙅♀️#always gotta think ahead...
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Was chatting about good alternate Cody&Obi-Wan dynamics with @threebea, and one of them we just had a lot of fun with.
Bea:
Cody: We are doing a good job at war. Are you proud general. Obi-Wan: [grump in CW '03] Cody being in a lacky position is very funny to me, if that makes sense. Cody: The boss will surely promote me. Obi-Wan: You're diligent and thorough but we cannot save supplies by powering this with my lightsaber that is not happening. I have always considered that of the two of them, Cody is the reckless hot-blooded one and Rex is the level-headed one. (Obi-Wan's view skewed however having raised one Anakin Skywalker making Cody kicking droids seem very reasonable and thought out.)
Here were my options for Cody and Obi dynamics:
Obi-Wan treating Cody the way he treats Anakin, early on in their working relationship, tentative but working on that angle because those two are the same age and rank so like. Cody might really be as much of a Dumb Young Man as most young men are, yes?
Obi-Wan treating Cody with a hands-off approach because the guy can manage the army while Obi-Wan runs off to stab the Count, right?
Obi-Wan treating Cody kinda coldly because his instinct is to be very delicate and nice to these traumatized young men, but they don't like it when he does that, so he has to be standoffish because otherwise he'll start babying them because they're barely any older than Anakin was when he got his boy.
Obi-Wan treating Cody as a Research Assistant because he's a nerd and sometimes padawans would be assigned to him in the archives, and Cody hovers behind his shoulder the way those students did so he just got distracted and started giving Research Guy orders instead of High General orders.
Aaaaaanyway we got in on that last one.
Obi-Wan definitely had to call him Padawan at least once Cody: ... [Looks around nope just him]
Cody: I expected to be mistaken for my brothers due to our faces. I did not expect to be mistaken for... Anakin Skywalker? Did I get that right?
Rex: My general called me mom once. I think he was joking? but I'm not sure.
One day, Cody has to come into the Temple for some professional reason, is told that Obi-Wan is in the archives, and walks into the sight of Obi-Wan wandering the stacks with several teenagers following him like ducklings, giving instructions with just "Padawan, could you grab that one?"
When Cody asks how they know which one he means, they tell him they don't. They just go with whoever's nearest the given task.
Cody: But he doesn't do this to any other clone [he does] Rex: You stand just behind his shoulder handing him files all day.
You Are Doing The Padawan Thing
Cody initially worried because implied Obi-Wan thinks of him as a student/not fully ready for the responsibility of being a commander or whatever. Obi-Wan: ? No I just… You're Padawan shaped. I can't explain it any better than that Cody gets it the most because he happens to stand exactly where Anakin used to stand the most often. Ironically, Obi-Wan tries hard to call Anakin by his name as a respect to his no longer being a student thing. Cody is firm about military discipline calling Obi-Wan sir and General because if he called him Master Kenobi or Obi-Wan the 'mistaken for Padawan' thing would happen three times as often. Cody: [grumbles] Alpha-17 didn't have this problem. Rex: Alpha-17 drew a line between himself and the Padawan day one to avoid it I think.
Alpha also has been acting like a middle-aged man since he was five. The disdain. Dripping.
Which actually didn't save him he was just more openly insulted when it happened once so Obi-Wan made sure never to do it again. Alpha: I was trained by Jango Fett himself and have proven myself a full fledged captain. I am not a Padawan :/ Obi-Wan: [listening to the speech] noted Cody: [far too polite to ever correct Obi-Wan] What did you need, General? Probably reinforced Alpha acting like an old man. I think he even calls Anakin kid? Anakin: I'm older than you you're the kid 😦 Obi-Wan: Padawan don't argue with the captain. I need a five times Obi-Wan called Cody Padawan (and one time when it was Alpha-17) fic now lol
Anakin: Why does he get away with-- Obi-Wan: Because I feel that if I call him Padawan by accident again, he may break something. And we don't have the funds for that.
Anakin: [in the room once but realizes Obi-Wan was taking to Cody] Anakin: Am I jealous by rival son/Padawan or am I amused that Obi-Wan is going senile?
"my baby boy" vs "generic younger person whom I feel some fondness for"
It's like. Old southern men who refer to anyone younger than them as "son" or "miss."
Obi-Wan: It's even gender neutral I don't have to remember names at all. Obi-Wan also probably called Ahsoka 'Anakin' a number of times, but that's due more to the A name combined with her jumping off something a Padawan should not be jumping off of. He mostly defaults to Padawan but a scolding 'Anakin! No!' Comes out every now and then for her. Obi-Wan: Anakin! No! Anakin, beside him: What? Obi-Wan: ...Sorry, force of habit. Ahsoka! No!
#star wars#the clone wars#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#anakin skywalker#alpha 17#phoenix talks#sw legends
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Hey there, may i ask for biting, daddy dom and feather play with Beckman & Crocodile for the kinky head canon event please 😊
By the way the generator spits out some very let's call them "interesting" things 😅 got amputation and something with cannibalism on the first try 🙈
Certainly, certainly!
I can't believe it's taken so many asks to get some Benn Beckman love, but I know how it goes sometimes.
And yeah XD That generator does NOT hold back. Makes it very useful no matter what kind of vibes you're looking for - but can make it a bit of a crap shoot if you're looking for a more focused list 😅
Onward and upward, let's shall-
Benn Beckman:
Biting - Sure - Beckman is pretty laid back about a lot of things. I think all the years spent with "up for anything and everything all day and night" Shanks really took the edge off a lot of stuff for him. Sure he gets excited about some stuff, but biting is a little par for the course.
He's got nothing against it, and I think he prefers to be bit than to bite, but you're not going to get him too riled up with it.
Now, if you make sweet sounds for him when he nips at you, he'll be far more inclined.
Daddy Dom - Yes - He'd be maybe more gung ho if he didn't feel like Shanks' caretaker from time to time. Sure the captain can actually take care of himself well enough most of the time, but Beckman's watched him grow from the beginnings of barely a man into a full adult.
What I mean to say, is that he has the skills to do the job well, and he'd make a very solid daddy dom, but I don't know that I think he'd be super excited for it. He's definitely a FIRM dom though, and with those Dilf vibes he's not ducking the daddy dom implications any time soon anyway XD
Feather Play - Oh god you don't even know - The light touch, the intimacy, the way you flinch and gasp softly. How it's just such a perfect way to enjoy the quiet hours of a dying day.
The way he can watch goose bumps roll over your skin, the sweet stretch when you roll over to get away from the light tough, only opening up more delicate skin for him to caress with the feather. The different ones he uses, the assortment he ends up collecting, the way he wants enough to just drop you in a giant pile of them.
Everything else is heavy and harsh and loud and those moments, and those feathers, a soft and gentle and just lightest of moments. In a deep down, kept to himself mostly, warmly quiet way, he enjoys those moments the most. Especially when you peek up from beneath your arms, smiling at him before you wiggle away from the feather's soft caress.
Sir Crocodile:
Biting - FUCK Yes - Crocodile loves to mark you. In anyway that he can, in all the ways he can. He's not going to tattoo you or brand you unless you're begging him to do so, but welts, scratches, bites - anything he can reapply, anything that comes from some shape of him.
He's definitely left a very obvious, red, hand-print on your ass before.
He does let you cover them up, the marks are for him after all. He doesn't need people to see them for others to know you belong to him, that much should be obvious to any idiot with a pair of eyes.
Daddy Dom - Sure - He's definitely a dom. He's strict and I could see him very much utilizing roles and protocols, having contracts. He's not going to expect you to read his mind to know what he expects of you. He'll teach you, or train you, depending on your relationship. He most certainly expects you to call him Sir for the most part.
He won't say no to Master, and I don't see him scowling at being called his name. Sure you can call him Daddy, and certainly he'll call you his good little girl/boy, and sure he'll even care for you in ways you need if you let him know what it is. But it's not something I see him initiating himself.
And not something he's doing for someone who's more object than affection.
Feather Play - Yes - He's more of an impact play kind of guy than a feather play, but all sensory play has space in his book, and the maddeningly light touch of a feather can be used to great effect. You'll be struggling in your binds and sobbing for mercy and completely losing it over the fact that he's driving you to the brink with a single feather.
He might only be a yes for the whole thing, but that doesn't mean he isn't skilled in it.
How May I Kink Your Head Canon?
#kinky one piece head canon#ask me anything#quin answers#kinky one piece head canon 2.0#benn beckman#sir crocodile#welcome-to-the-grandline
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More soap thoughts please. More canon soap thoughts. Unffff I love him so much.
Soap Thots:
Canonically (with maybe a little hc):
1) This man is meant to lead. All the TF 141 are really.
Yes he listens to his Captain and LT. But when they're not there he's the leader. Bro takes up space. His aura is fun and threatening which is an Insane combination.
2) Has the tendency to stare holes into people when he's deep in thought lol. He doesn't realise it of course but the person he's unintentionally staring at is sweating bullets.
3) He's is the classic old movies troupe of "angry young man". Him and Kyle actually have that similarity. Except that Soap is on the louder side and Kyle on the quieter.
4) Soap needs action. He's all about movement. Getting things done. He'll be the best at what he does...but he also expects you to be just as competent. And he's around people who are like him so he's not too frustrated. (He would be frustrated with me though 😔 I'm the type who would trigger Soaps anger. He would shout at me. I would cry)
5) Despite that, he's a positive fellow. Price calls him sunshine for a reason. he is openly affectionate to people he considers allies. Like he calls Rudy "my man" and Ghost "I'll save you a seat sir" and rest of the dialogue we hear. We don't see much of his interaction with female characters because well there aren't many (although that Melina scene had me frothing at the mouth. She better than me cause I would have let him have all the cars, house, my money, me). But I'm sure he has to hold himself back from expressing his admiration of Laswell because he isn't sure how she's gonna take it. But I'm guessing she'll be completely fine with it. We'll never know because well 🥲
6) Soap is such a dude. Loves cars. Or he's very knowledgeable about them. reinforces the Soap as a mechanic hc. Loves fishing. Knows all the best spots. When he's on leave he'll go fishing.
Will if possible buy one ☝️ fancy car and a boat after retirement. Definitely has a cottage near a glen in the highlands.
7) He is obviously an extrovert. And it can be overwhelming sometimes. Like if you order something at the restaurant and they give you the wrong order Soap will make it known that your order is wrong. You'll go "nah it's okay. I'm fine with this" Soap will be like "NO" goes up to the counter. (While you're running after him. I'm projecting so hard right now)
Now on to romantic hc:
He comes to know you have a crush on him. He isn't gonna tell you he knows. No. No. Oh, he wants to but for the first time in his life he gotta use his self control and not say anything. Because it's so much more fun messing with you.
He'll tease the hell out of you.
Walks around shirtless a lot more than usual. To the point everyone notices. Sir it's cold outside why are you shirtless. Your nips are frozen. They'll fall off.
Wears those sweat pants that hide nothing.
Rolls up his sleeves while looking you straight in the face to gauge your reaction 👁️👁️
He doesn't really touch people. But if he knows you like him.. be ready to feel his hand on your lower back. He'll have a hand on your shoulder just casually like that. Your nerves are on edge though 'cause what is this man doing?!! 😩
If you're shorter than him then he's resting his arm on your head. My dumbass would let him...'cause I would be a dorrmat for this man.
He's a combination of happy and intimidating. He'll come at you with arms wide open and a wicked grin and you don't know whether to hold your ground or run. He will give chase so just stand your ground and take the hug.
HE IS MEAN.

#thank you for the ask anon#❤️#i love me a sunshine angry man too#johnny soap mactavish#johnny soap mctavish x reader#soap thots#soap cod
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Long Lost Memories - Chapter 2
~A Temeraire Fic~
Summary: The year is 1942 and after more than a century of relative peace, Europe has been thrown into war once again. As Britain begins to enter the conflict, Temeraire finds himself in the middle of dozens of people, offices, and even governments that wish to solicit his advice on how to best end this war before it consumes the world. However, he feels overwhelmed by this responsibility and wants nothing more than to retire from the public eye even as he knows that's not truly an option. It was a average autumn day when Temeraire took some time to visit the resting spot of his dearly departed companion. And it was at this time, when Temeraire wished for nothing more than to have his steady guidance once more in his life, that the impossible happened. A miracle made flesh. William Laurence has been brought back from the dead; just as Britain, and Temeraire, needs him the most.
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Jessica closed the door quietly behind her, wondering briefly why things like this always happened on days where she was able to get away from the covert. She left down the hall and out the back door, leading out into a large and open shaded resting area for the many dragons that came through. It was covered in smooth, tightly packed brick work with several columns rising from the edges to hold the high-roofed ceiling above. The ground of the pavilion was even heated, a feature that Jessica wasn't going to bother with originally as Amelia preferred the natural feel of grass and only used the pavilion when she was forced to meet with others. It was Temeraire's insistence that finally forced Jessica's hand, and pocket book.
"You really should try and calm down, Temeraire," Amelia said, letting her large golden colored wings fan out to her sides as she laid her head on the ground.
"I will calm down when I know he is-- Oh! Jessica," Temeraire peered down, just inches away from her. "Is he alright? Should we call a doctor? Or an ambulance?"
"He's fine, you giant lump," Jessica retorted. "He's resting peacefully in the guest room. His fever spiked briefly, but a minute with a cool rag and it fell almost as quickly." She waved her hand at him. "And you best give me some space for all the help I'm giving you."
Temeraire's ruff flattened against his neck, but he complied easily enough. This old dragon, Jessica knew, sometimes needed a reminder that his status didn't mean everyone jumped to his particular drum beat.
However, Jessica still sighed as she saw Temeraire still looking at her with a worried intensity. "He'll be fine, friend," she said. "Most likely a bit of flight sickness and over excitement."
"It couldn't be," Temeraire retorted. "Laurence has been flying just as long as I have. We took out first flight together."
"William Laurence," Amelia said a touch coolly, still resting on the ground of the pavilion. "Your old captain."
"The very same," Temeraire said practically swelling to burst with pride. "Sir William Joseph Laurence, Admiral of the British Aerial Corp." He looked practically beside himself reciting such a title, but Jessica merely grimaced silently.
She knew who William Laurence was, of course. Everyone corpsman knew of him and the key role he played in the waning years of Napoleon's War. And that wasn't to mention the personal history Jessica's family had with him, if the rumors and gossip were to be believed at the time.
But she also knew that he had been dead for nearly a century.
------Read The Whole Chapter Here On AO3------
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Tulips and blood
(A Call of Duty fiction, based on MW2. This chapter contains TF141)
Chapter one: The rookie
All I remembered is the pain that surrounded me from a rather young age. Always blamed, never understood, never good enoug. But mostly being alone, terrified, isolated for my own good. From my so-called parents and from the world. Maybe too well. Always quiet, seemingly fine.
It was a quiet day for Ghost; he was able to stay in the office, filling out paperwork that Price gave to him. As a lieurenant, it was his job too keep track of whag the base needs. Such as ammunition, explosives, and that kind of stuff.
His calmness was interrupted before 2pm, when a military truck arrived to the base. A batch of recruits, freshly out of training. Only one was able to be the newest member of Price's famous team, the Task Force 141.
That specific group was small, counting up to four ppl, not including the lucky one. The lieutenant quietly observed the twelve newcomers, examining everyone, even that one and only woman who arrived too; while Price and Gaz talked about the plans.
While he heard other soldiers betting on when the rookies start complaining, when they'll drop out from the special training, even bets on weekly football too. All kind of betting; surely a light and friendly spirit. The LT supressed a smile under his mask; he had a good feeling about this batch of recruits.
But only one person caught Ghost's eyes and it was the only woman amongst the recruits; not because she had a good physique, but she was a bit different. The way she carried herself, her moves seemed experienced to him, and if she moves like this, she surely hides something. How experienced she's in reality. Slowly of corse, so she wont be alarmed, but how he can investigate without getting caught by her? Oi, he can ask Price and observe the woman sometimes. The excercises didn't helped him much, Ghost was still deep in thoughts. He wanted to know the truth; he'll be more surprised, shocked, angered than he thought.
His way led to Price's office, where he knocked kn the door then entered. The captain was a good, caring man beside being strict and hardworking. For a few moment, the two men looked each other, waiting for the other one to break the silence.
-Capt'n, we need to speak.
-I told you Ghost, no more missions for a week.
-It's not 'bout that.
-Then?
-'bout the recruits.
-D' you have a problem with them, or you have an idea.
-No, I have a request, Price.
-And that is?
-The only one female. She hides somethin' important... Hiding valuable informations is forbidden, Price
-I know. She requested it specifically. But I read it. You dont want to, trust me, Simon.
-Capt'n. I'll train the new member, I need to read their files.
-You can, but not hers. For your own sake, I'm tellin you.
The lieutenant let out a sigh and glared at the man for a few moment then left the office, heading to the training grounds. He saw only professional and experienced, well thought out moves and reloads. Ghost just watched her and tried to understand why she acted like that and why was that linked to the only restricted file about the recruits.
-Yennefer! --Ghost shouted to get her attention, no need to say, she walked up to him immediately. Even thought the anxiety ate her away from the inside, she didn't showed it-- Come here.
-Yes, sir? What is it.
-When did you enlisted?
-When I was eighteen, in 2010.
-First enlist?
-In 2010.
-Thank you, Yennefer. You're dismissed, get some rest.
-Sir, the sergeant said we need to fire two mag away...
Ghost let out a sigh and waited for her to finish and put the gun back to it's place. Once again, he saw that the woman knew what she does. Fourteen years of service. What happened under those years exactly, he wanted to know why she had that kind of request. What was her rank before, where does she served.
Even later, at lunch, Ghost searched for her or any tiny bit of information crumble about her. This went on days, no particulary new information that was important. He started to get pissed off, but being patient finally paid off, since he noticed the woman sitting down to an empty table; the furthest table from the rest of the hall. Avoidance? He thought, or she might likes to be alone today. No, that can't be possible, he rarely saw her beside training and eating. He also knew that she never spoke unless she was asked. That was suspicious on it's own. Simon knew a bunch of reason why would ppl be this quiet, since he was one of them. The main reason was trauma. Then doubt and self esteem. Even the first reason had a bunch of possibility.
So he sat down at Yennefers table who were too anxious to do anything, so she just let him do whatever he wanted. The LT noticed this, the nervous twiching and looking around. He doesn't know why he expected her to speak; but when realisation hit him, disappointment was strong. Only for a moment. Ghost let out a sigh, thinking what he should ask without triggering more than he wants...
-So, Yennefer...how does that fourteen year was before 141?
-Uh... --she froze up, but somewhat relaxed, knowing that the Lt probably wants to know more about her. Not her injuries. But having severe social anxiety, a broken soul and an ill mind made her life much harder than intented-- it was hard. But I had better moments too.
Her voice was above a whisper, more likely it was a mumble. Ghost still wandered why doesn't she speaks louder. Or longer. More into depth and not only in a nutshell. There is no way that a woman like her speaks this as much as him, maybe even less; must have happened something with her at some point. But what? Something similar to his own past? Or something else? One thing he was sure, whatever she hides; for a good reason, he'll get to that bits by bits.
#cod mw2#cod#call of duty#cod ghost#john price#ghost mw2#video games#ps4#fanfic#oc#kyle gaz garrick#cod kyle gaz garrick
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Thoughts on e1 of The Terror
I've started watching The Terror, mostly to understand all the random posts I see about catboys and about how OFMD totally should have had an ass-whipping scene. Anyway, some thoughts:
As I predicted, it is super hard to tell the difference between all the various old white guys, but the thing I forgot makes this even harder is the fact that sometimes characters use first names and sometimes characters use last names. I think that Francis Crozier is the name of the Terror's captain and Sir John Fitzjames is the name of the Erebus's captain (though maybe he is Sir James Fitzjames, which would be amusing). Goodsir is is the doctor and David Young is the kid who died? Reid and Tozer were mentioned (but idk who they are), someone (maybe multiple people?) is named James. Of course I can identify Hickey, the guy from all the tumblr pop song AMVs. I assume he'll eventually murder and eat some people.
I initially thought that everyone would totally die, but the scene at the beginning indicates that maybe some people only ambiguously die? Walking by foot when you can barely walk seems like a bad idea.
Francis is probably the main character? The scene where he was arguing to play it safe and the other captain was arguing "just two more weeks" made it super obvious who was going to be right and who was going to fuck things up for everyone. Also, the show is called "The Terror" not "The Erebus" so probably the other captain is going to get mutinied on and eaten. Especially given that the men don't him being religious and making them dig a real grave. The Erebus itself probably will get abandoned at some point.
The doctor seems like a good guy, maybe also main character-ish? I was a bit squicked by him not wearing gloves during an autopsy though.
Something spooky is afoot. I came in knowing that the manbearpig monster thing (whose name sounded like "Tumquack" but which I'm sure I'm utterly mangling) was real, but there seems to have been a spooky hallucination guy and something spooky in the water. No idea how this will all connect together. It's also unclear if Young died from tuberculosis(?) or general spookiness.
My watch-buddy and I have resolved to not get emotionally attached to the dog, who will probably die.
No real thoughts on shipping yet, except maybe that one guy and the guy who was helping him put on his clothes while talking to him in a dark corner. I promptly forgot who both of those guys were. Ships that I've heard about pre-show include Hickey/Tozer and Hickey/Crozier, but I haven't seen any of that.
#The Terror#francis crozier#james fitzjames#oh no the tumblr tags are indicating I got a name wrong#cornelius hickey#solomon tozer#what if I just learn all these character names via tumblr tagging?#I definitely confused “tozer” with “toblerone" the candy at some point pre-show lol#looks like goodsir's name might be either henry or harry#probably the other is from a completely different show#sir john might have a last name of either franklin or herschel?
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Imagine- Disney Villain sidekicks assuring you that villain's crazy about you when they're distracted by their villainy for a long time.
"Listen to me, toots, Jafar's crazy aboutcha! And I'm not just saying that, really, I mean- I think he's stealin' your underwear. But not just that! I also think, if ya left him- we'd all be dead! Yeah! So come on, lets put a smile back on that dial, yeah? We cant have ya mopin' around... what no I don't care about you, you're the only one that gives me the good snacks!" - Iago
"Nooooo, hahaha, no no no, Hades isn't getting bored of you! Stop crying, stop crying!" "Yeah! No! He's just busy! Running the underworld is no piece of cake, you know?" "Uhuh, uhuh, uhuh- " "I'm sure, after things die down, he'll pop up right back here again and give ya a BIG kiss." "Absolutely! Now eat your dinner, Hades'll kill us if he finds out we came and didn't feed you like he told us!" "Ohhhhhhh... hey, Panic, maybe we shoulda just said THAT when they started crying." "Oh Gods." - Pain and Panic
"What- what's happening here?" "They're crying, Banzai, you moron! Whatdaya thinks happening??" "Well what am I supposed to do about it!?" "Comfort them!!" "Okay, yeah I get that, BUT HOW!?" 'Ugh, get outta my way. Hey Y/N, uh... Scar's just... pent up at the moment! He'll stop being a dick real soon!" "Well would look at that, Shenzi!- you made them worse!" "Well why don't you try, meathead!?" "Would you stop calling me names!?- " "Wait- hold on hold on- what's Ed doing?" "Wha?- " "Is he... is that a hug?" "Maybe???" "It seems like its workin', lets just back away... " - Shenzi, Banzai and Ed
"Oh, Y/N, the Prince is just... temperamental. You cant take it to heart! Lord knows I don't, and I have proper reason to!- No, no, no, not that you don't have good reason to be upset, that's not what I meant!! Oh dear, oh dear... Look, PJ does love you! He's just got a lot on his mind right now, what with Robin Hood making him look a fool, and all... Right? Right. Come along now, we'll have some sweets from the kitchen, would that cheer you up?" - Sir Hiss
"Come on, Y/N... Gaston's not trying to make you feel bad, he just doesn't notice! What? That's not better?? Okay- Uh... You know what always cheers me up when he's been a big old meanie?? I remember how great he is. Lets do it! Together! Okay- NOOO OOOONEEES- oh, they're not singing with me... uh... Uh uh uh- Heyy, why dont you stare into the fire a while?, it helps when Gaston's in a funk or OH!- What about a foot massage? Gaston says I'm good at that!- " - LeFou
"Oh dear dear dear- The Captain isn't going to leave you, Y/N! He's just excited, is all! Thinks he's got a real shot at Pan this time, he does! Like a kid at Christmas! I'm sure, once he's done with the poor boy he'll run right back here and apologise- he really doesn't mean to be rude, you know!! He just forgets his head sometimes! Now sit down, sit down, I'll make you some tea and you'll feel good as new no time." - Mr Smee
They aren't great at it but they're trying XDD
(You've gotta try and imagine them in their voices XD Especially Iago and Smee)
#Disney Villains Imagine#Imagine#Disney Villain Sidekicks Imagine#Disney Villains#Disney Villain Sidekicks#Iago#Disney Iago#Pain and Panic#Disney Pain and Panic#Shenzi Banzai and Ed#Disney Shenzi#Disney Banzai#Disney Ed#Disney Hyenas#Sir Hiss#Disney Sir Hiss#LeFou#Disney LeFou#Mr Smee#Disney Mr Smee#Smee#Disney Smee
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What type of yandere are they? (polyamorous! AU), | Kid Pirates x gender neutral reader
TW: mentions of kidnapping, drugging, implied stockholm syndrome, brief mention of being hit, threats and so much gaslighting
Heat is the completely delusional and clingy type
He never wants to leave your side and is often spotted trailing behind you like a little puppy
He's always stood right next to you and depending on his mood, is incredibly silent or talks and talks and talks
Your personal space doesn't exist when Heat is around you
Literally could care less about how uncomfortable it makes you when he's so close to you; if you take a step away he'll take a step forward and then an extra one
Always sneaks you extra food and brings you gifts of things he thinks you'll like
Originally was the only one who didn't want to guilt-trip and gaslight you onto the ship, he wanted to continue to glorify you from a distance before he made a move to talk to you
But unfortunately for you, Kid and Wire can be incredibly convincing
Heat will always listen to what Kid says to him, even if he has to put aside his own morals
If Kid says you have to be punished or do a particular thing, you're doing it
Secretly likes when the others are cruel to you because then you're more willing to accept and initiate physical affection with him
If Wire screaming at you and Kid threatening you with locking you alone in your room for a month makes you beg him to hold you whilst crying, then so be it
He's the easiest to guilt trip and manipulate into giving you more freedom and buying you the things you want
Kid is the completely delusional, possessive and aggressive type
Demands you sit with him in his workshop whilst he works and won't let you leave until he's done, even if he's in there all day
Is torn between wanting you to accept that you're his now and wanting you to continue to rebel
Will tell you to do something but means the opposite and then punishes you for not automatically knowing what he wants
Likes to parade you around on islands with the others, boasting to other crews about how perfect you are
Will whisper in your ear about how he'd kill everyone who you even glance at and will go into specifics about every grotesque little detail
The one who spotted you first and made the initial move to talk to you, blinding you so well with tales of his adventures that you would never notice Kid's other motives
Brings you gifts of jewellery that you're convinced come from people he's murdered because sometimes they have blood stains on them
Also buys/steals clothes that he insists you wear for him immediately and refuses to leave whilst you try on each item
Obsessed with you wearing his clothes, especially his coats
Had someone remove all of your warmer clothes so you have to either ask Kid to borrow his coat or cuddle up to him to keep warm
If you ever escaped, he'd insist on tracking you down himself and dealing out whatever punishment he sees fit
Demands you call him Captain or Sir only, but he'd let you get away with calling him Kid during a soft moment or when you're being well-behaved
Kid either will be in your personal space all week or leave you alone for a week
If you tried to kill him or a crew member, Kid would insist on you trying to finish the job and laugh at you whilst you struggle to win against him
Refuses to hit you himself but has no concerns about making a crew member or Wire do it for him
Completely obsessed and in love with you, but will not hold back if you successfully harmed part of his crew
If you were to scratch Killer during a tantrum, you can say goodbye to the sunlight and food for the next few weeks
Killer is the incredibly manipulative and cunning type
He knows exactly what to say to get you doing what he wanted you, all while you think you've outsmarted him
Kid and Wire may agreed on kidnapping you, but Killer is the whole reason you're on the ship in the first place
Every time you're allowed out of your cabin, he's nearby just standing and staring at you
Whilst it seems like Kid and Wire are the ones to watch out for, it's really Killer
Doesn't really like when the others drug your food since he's put so much effort into making
Likes when you eat his food and demands that he feed you himself because you're to weak to do it yourself
Praises you when you've been well behaved and rewards you with your favourite foods, books and art supplies
Let's you get away with arguing and fighting back, but you had better pray Kid doesn't spot you throwing plates at his best friend because then you're screwed
He's incredibly observant and notices every little thing you do, how you treat him is the only thing stopping the others knowing about everything you do when they don't notice
Regularly threatens to expose you because he enjoys the look of pure panic and the way you immediately obey his demands
Gets very upset when you don't stick to the schedule he's made for you
Wants you to fit his hallucinated version of you but never outwardly says what that is
Is incredibly touch starved so if you were to ask to brush his hair or hug him, Killer would give in to whatever demands you have immediately
Wire is the mean and sadistic type
Whenever Heat is following you around, he's usually right behind him and waiting for the perfect moment to harass you when Heat's not looking
Will not hold back when you've broken a rule; he doesn't care how much you beg, scream and cry for him to forgive you
In fact he enjoys when you clutch at his knees and cry about how you'll do anything in exchange for not being locked in a cell alone for the next two weeks
Will just talk at you about how he knows what's best for you and you need to listen to him
Regularly drugs your food and uses the time whilst you're unconscious to watch you sleep and touch you
You'll wake up later to find that you're wearing his clothes, your hair has been brushed and the other side of your bed is warm from where Wire was sat
Demands you thank him and Kid every day for allowing you the right to be on the ship and saving you from your sad attempt at a life
Treats you like a toy who's only there for his entertainment and ignores Heat's requests to be nicer to you
Wire and Killer decide what you wear, what you eat, who you speak to, how much air you're allowed to get and who is allowed to your enter your cabin
Usually the one who's in charge of your punishments and never makes them nice or easy
Embarrasses you in public but if anyone outside of the 4 of them were to laugh at you, he'd see they were executed immediately
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Sounds and phrases they would make in bed [ateez]
warnings:name calling[princess,good girl,cockslut,sir,tiny,whore,fuck toy,daddy,little thing,captain,baby,slut,master]
lmk if I missed something
hongjoong -
soft groans in your ears while you're screaming istg. he has SO MUCH self control he'll just moan softly in your ears while whispering, i kid you not, WHISPERING INNCOENTLY the dirtiest shit you've ever heard making you go dumb
"aww can the little thing not take captain's cock? thought you were my good cockslut, what happened?"
seonghwa -
full on moaning for sure, i don't think he'll be able to hold anything back especially if it feels amazing, his hands speak for him by groping you everywhere but hwa gives so much praise, even degrading praises, while kissing you all over and fucking you like a maniac
"moan for me princess, that's it, now be a good girl and cum for me. don't forget to let everyone know who's fucking you like this too"
yunho -
i think he'd be silent as fuck. little groans here and there but other than that he's not making much noise. suck his dick tho and he's gone. full on pulling your hair and moaning loud as fuck
"shit tiny, just like that, take all of my cock want you to choke on it for me"
yeosang -
another one i think is quiet as fuck, makes more noise than yunho though. occasionally groans and whimpers a little bit but you'll hear nothing especially if he's hard domming you, he wants to hear you moan and focus on your pleasure alone but he talks a little just to see you unravel for him
"such a whore. bent over like a slut for master to fuck you dumb bet you like being treated like a fuck toy don't you?"
san -
ALL the noises. moaning, groaning, whimpering, dirty talk. he doesn't shut up but you LIVE for it. he likes to get dirty and messy and he'll remind you about it every chance he gets while he fucks you like a demon
"hear that baby? all our cum dripping out your pretty tight cunt, making daddy feel so good"
mingi -
begs and pleads and won't be able to keep anything in. maybe not the best at dirty talk but sometimes he'll let out the most back arching sounds and phrases that have you cumming on the spot weather he's domming or subbing (yes he's a switch fight me)
"look at your tits bouncing for sir, you look so pretty for me"
wooyoung -
tbh i think its just begging and pleading from wooyoung no matter what. another one who can't hold his sounds in, he'll stutter with everything he's trying to say but moans the loudest as he cumming
"fuck that feels s-so good, bounce yourself on my cock for me please please please"
jongho -
quiet hard dom mostly. if you ask for it he'll probably let out couple noises like groaning in your ear or telling you how good you're making him feel but i think he might beg for your cum like
"c'mon baby. i need to feel your sweet cum all around my cock, make daddy feel good baby"
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#Yeah#tell me about them#I'm flabbergasted#and you also have a life?
Sometimes I do!
Details below the cut
UC Govt.
Limiting this one to two specific POVs for now. First is Chief Minister Atanda, recently appointed head of state of the UC, and for SSAW's purposes the 'highest' perspective available. He views himself as inheriting a conflict he'd never wanted to occur, and must now navigate the various elements of his government to achieve whatever end he would call a 'victory'.
Secondly, we have the currently unnamed 'Consul Commissioner', the UC's head overseeing diplomat to the regions of the former Goilac Empire. She's the ranking civil servant on the spot, charged with directing the UC's policy pre-War, and now dealing with the unfolding crisis from a much closer position.
UC Mil.
Big one. I'll go through it quick;
Admiral of the Fleet Sir R. P. Ashvin. Flag Officer Commanding, Naval Fleet Forces, he provides us insight into the fierce struggle taking place between the UC's highest military leadership as they put together their response to the invasion.
Vice Admiral Olivia D. Oxley. FOC Task Group Mystique, she commands what should have been a reinforcing peacekeeping mission to Ngaionui. With the destruction of TG Formidable and the definite outbreak of war, she's the senior commander on the scene, tasked with the liberation of the islands and the defeat of the Republic of Nouvolouis.
Lieutenant Commander Evren Bayrak. A seasoned, if junior, naval aviator, Evren leads a flight of Blazer strike aircraft aboard the carrier Mystique. Instead of a warm few weeks on a tropical island, they'll fly strike missions day and night against the best the Nouvo fleet has to offer.
Lance Corporal Piki Mete. An Ngaionui native, the young Marine finds himself fighting for his homeland as the Nouvo invaders make landfall on his country's westernmost island.
Captain Oskar Kukulski. Submarine skipper on his last boat ride, Oskar had been stalking the waters of the Aukati Sea well before the war began. Now, commanding the only platform capable of striking back against the invaders in their own waters before Mystique arrives, he'll wage a one-sub war in the depths.
UC Espionage
Malik, the only person in this section, and in a sense the main POV of this whole story. Operating under diplomatic cover in the Nouvoloian capital of Cagnan, it's him who'll bring back some of the first scraps of intelligence that will warn of the coming war, and once it breaks out he'll return to Nouvolouis as a key piece of the UC's 'special activities' taking place on enemy soil. Malik also acts as a window between the two warring societies, providing his perspective into life under the Republic's regime and the work of those who would resist it in peace and war.
Nouvo. Govt.
An unnamed Minister within Nouvolouis' civilian government, presumably within its economic wing. A high functioning bureaucrat and a recent entry into his country's highest halls of power, he gives us a view into the power politics, factionalism, despotism that governs Nouvolouis and the decisions that will set the nation on the path to war.
Nouvo. Mil.
Admiral Alard Macon. A career professional who's been in the service since before the present regime's rise to power, his appointment as supreme commander of the Nouvoloian invasion is as much a recognition of his talents as it is an attempt to keep him away from the Capital and the halls of power he detests.
Captain Aurele Traver. A young aviator flying maritime patrol aircraft, he'll play a pivotal role in the operation that sank the carrier UCS Formidable and began the war. An idealist and card carrying party loyalist, what he'll see in the fighting to come will shake him to his core.
Nouvo. Security
Captain Girauld Castex. A village boy turned moderately principled agent of state security, to call Castex a foil to Malik would not be inaccurate. He'll serve to give a bottom up view of the brutality and coldness that permeates the modern Republic, as his duties change from hounding up criminals to rounding up dissidents he'll find his carefully manicured face and faith put to the test.
Working on a Character spreadsheet after you pointed it out, and it is... a terrifying experience.
How many. I just want a number.
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period sex and aftercare and /BUGGY/ are so big brained can i ask for those two plus dacryphilia with buggy and croco-baby and maybe a secret third character (your choice) if you feel up to it!!! Thank yooouuu!!! :o)
Alright, I got ONE MORE KINK ASK after this and I'll be all done with them \o/ Holy shit I can't believe how many asks I got for this (And how much fun I've had dealing with them.)
It helps a lot that I love kinks, kinky people, one piece characters, and learning/educating >.>
Alright we got Period Sex, Aftercare, Dacryphilia (the crying kink) - For Buggy and Sir Crocodile - and since you called him Croco-baby I'll add Donquixote Doflamingo to this.
I am surprised with as often as I feel like I've seen the crying kink pop up that I haven't already done it for ANY of these guy =O
And also yay \o/ AFTERCARE ASK \lol/
Go go alphabetical!
Buggy:
Period Sex - FUCK Yes - It's messy, it's red, it's kind of flashy actually, and Buggy loves it. You don't grow up on the most famous pirate ship in the world without being comfortable with all sorts of things. I feel like everyone under Roger's flag was, we'll say educated, and as such I can't see anyone from that crew being put off by menstruation.
Plus, orgasms are a cure for some, and there's one way to find out if it works for you to alleviate any cramping you may be feeling. You're going to be a complete mess by the time it's done though, Buggy's a little blood-lusty, surprisingly maybe, but he gets feral, and more so than with lipstick or makeup, he loves to "mark" you.
Aftercare - Oh god you don't even know - He is a terribly stressed clown, but I also think he's a big damned softie too. Buggy really is just as comfortable brushing your hair as he is ordering the crew around. Maybe more so, honestly. All that hair he has though, and that makeup he wears, the man's skin and hair care routines are on point as much as his eyeliner game. He will take care of you after every session, even if he subbing or bottoming some of it.
I think Buggy's desire to serve is almost as strong as Sanji's honestly. If you're an important person to him, he doesn't want to let you down, and he will devour your praises. But he's also The Captain™, and no matter what his role was, he's going to provide you proper aftercare.
Dacryphilia - No. - Sure sometimes tears happen. Sometimes you're so overwhelmed they slip out, sometimes you are chocking on the impressive package this man has. Sometimes tears happen, but Buggy doesn't like tears. He doesn't want to see you cry. If your makeup smears he wants it to be cause of sweat and pleasure and touch, not because you're crying. He's not even good at handling happy tears, let alone any other kind.
Buggy's more of let-him-do-the-crying-for-both-of-you type. He'd happily be the only one stressed to the ends of his capacity, than to have you worry. (Which probably worries you xD it's a bit of a cycle like that).
Sir Crocodile:
Period Sex - Yes - He doesn't mind the mess. The cause doesn't bother him. The only reason it doesn't rate higher is because it's hard to know if your period will heighten your pleasure or your pain - that lack of control bothers him, no matter how well or fast he can adjust accordingly.
He also doesn't see it as marking you the same way some others do. It's your blood, not his. It has a scent that isn't his or his cigars. If anything it's an annoyance because you should smell like him, and you shouldn't ever be hurt enough to smell like blood. You shouldn't be close enough to violence to even know what blood smells like, at least as far as he's concerned. But he'll soothe your cramps and discomfort in any way he can when it's that time.
Aftercare - Oh god you don't even know - As said before, Crocodile is all about control, and aftercare is required for control. You don't want to leave your little bottom/sub spiraling with all sorts of thoughts on their own. Whether we're talking toxic AU or not. Aside from the control though, he enjoys it. It's time to bond, to discuss, to connect. The more he knows about you the more control he can exert.
The more control you can hand over.
Plus, as beautiful as you are in his clutches, you're just as beautiful in his care.
Dacryphilia - FUCK Yes - Oh please cry for him. Sob in terror or pleasure or pain, he's not picky. Your face in tears is as lovely as your face contorted in pleasure. The only requirement is that those tears are his fault. No one else is allowed to make you cry.
As much as he will pull tears from you - and most sobs of pleasure as long as you're good - he'll kiss them away so sweetly. Brushing them aside so kindly, and with such praise.
Donquixote Doflamingo:
Period Sex - FUCK Yes - Not only is it a mess, it's a bloody mess. Doffy's a bit twisted and I can see him actually smearing the mess all over you while he's taking a break between railing you. He's not doing it so much to mark you, as he is to almost degrade you. He'll tell you how dirty you are, covered in blood and cum and tears - he 100% gets into degrading you during it.
Sometimes being on your period can make you more sensitive to pleasure, and sometimes it makes you more sensitive to pain - it doesn't matter as far as he's concerned. He'll get his pleasure at the least, and he'll enjoy turning you into a mess in the meantime.
Aftercare - Yes - Unless he's truly into you, don't take this as some kind of kindness. Aftercare is a good time to learn and bond, and for Doffy that generally means it's a great time to reinforce all his manipulations. It lets you think he cares (again, *maybe* he does), and pulls you closer into his grasp.
A truly skilled puppeteer doesn't necessarily hide the strings, he just makes sure you don't pay attention to them when you should be >.>
Dacryphilia - Oh god you don't even know - Cry for him, please. Crumble to pieces in pleasure, fear or pain - whatever it may be that you've earned at the point in time. If you're overwhelmed in pleasure he'll promise you such sweetness and devotion. If you're overwhelmed with fear he'll admonish you softly and forgive you magnanimously. If pain stains your face he'll have you begging for forgiveness, a forgiveness he'll bestow on you when he feels like it.
Perhaps after you've gone raw and hoarse from tears and begging.
Much like others who enjoy making their partners cry, it is a pleasure reserved entirely for him and no one else. Members of his immediate family may get an understanding pass, circumstances depending, but anyone beyond that is likely to be dealt with swiftly.
#kinky one piece head canon#buggy the clown#sir crocodile#donquixote doflamingo#x reader#buggy x reader#sir crocodile x reader#doflamingo x reader
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Luffy with a chubby partner head cannons!


Hi! This is my first post! I'm still struggling to use this thing but I'm getting the hang of it!
I be adding or updating this crap randomly whenever I get a idea so yeah💀
Female y/n
Spelling is all screwed up💀 im to lazy to go back over it man.
Some NSFW... ;)
When you and luffy first met he felt something inside him he never has before.
Making eye contact with you made him feel something he hardly ever experiences.
Nervousness
He felt himself tense up at the sight of you. Finding himself holding his breath.
Let's say y'all met at a dinner. You being the cute little waitress in your uniform with your apron really snatching your curves.
No matter how hard he would try to distract himself he always found himself drifting back to you.
Watching you prance around taking orders. How you would talk to pirates that came it. Welcoming them.
He couldn't help but feel jealous watching the undeserving pirates make attempts at flirting with you.
When you finally walk over to his table going too take his order he feels his heart start to race. Mouth going dry.
"What can I get you today sir?" luffy has to bite his tongue to prevent himself from saying you.
After placing his order you look at him surprised with the large quantitie of stuff he ordered.
"That's our captain alright. Always hungry." one of his crew members say.
You couldn't help but laugh. "I see. Well I'll bring that to you as soon as possible captain~" you making sure to say the last word extra smooth.
Luffy tenses up at the name. Sure his crew calls him that all the time. But when you say it. Let's just say he can feel his pants getting tighter ;)
Luffy would love every inch of you. Not just in a sexual way but in a way that's sees you as beautiful and elegant.
He loves to cup your face with his hands feeling the soft flesh of your chubby cheeks. He loves to see you smile.
Every time you walk by him while he's sitting down he can't help but grab you and drag you onto his lap.
It's no secret he is clingy and handsy. Even when he doesn't realize he will always find a way to touch you. From leaning on your shoulder or playing with your fingers when he's bored.
Even if you are scared to sit in his lap saying your to heavy he holds you down and reassures you that you are fine. Go to far with complaining though and he'll end up throwing you over his shoulder and running around the whole ship trying to prove you're weight isn't s problem to him.
He loves to cuddle. Since his love language is physical touch it comes naturally. Doesn't matter where either. He loves to cuddle in halls bed and on the deck watching the Sun fad away.
He loves to rest his head on your soft thighs while you read or talk to the crew. One time he even bit you. Leaving himself with a lump on his head after you hit him saying it hurt.
He likes laying on your stomach/chest too. He just likes laying on top of you to be honest. He likes to know you are safe and sound under him in his grasps.
He really likes your boobs/ass too. He tends to space out and just stare at them sometimes.
Sometimes when walking behind you or even when your talking to him. He has no shame it's not just his eyes. He will move his whole head just to get a peak.
You catch him a bunch and the first to times you would hit him on the head but it was no use. Now all you do is laugh since its a normal accurince.
When sitting down next to him he likes to place his hands on your thighs or waist pulling you into him. Sometimes going higher😉
He loves showing affection around the ship. When you have your back turned he loves coming up behind you and resting his head on your shoulder taking in your sent.
Letting his hands explore your body. Sometimes not even in a sexual way.
When y'all first started dating Luffy wasn't familiar with kissing so he would usually just hug you a lot.
But LORD
When you finally show him how to kiss you for the first time he is addicted.
Now you could be in the middle of the conversation with one of the crew member and he will come up to you in the middle of the conversation begging for a kiss.
And he won't leave you alone till you do.
Ik some people don't see luffy as the type to be sexual but if you do that's what the next part will be!
Luffy is the type to do at least 10 different positions in one round. He needs to see you from every angle. He likes trying them out too. To see which ones make you and him feel the best.
I don't think luffy would be kinky. Nothing crazy like choking or spanking. If you request something like that he would probably look at you weird and agree to try it if it ment you would enjoy it more.
But over all I think he's pretty vanilla. Mostly oral and vaginal, possibly anal. But it's good either way cause he knows what he is doing once he gets the han of it and you will NEVER get bored.
He might like public sex tho. The thought of being caught and someone seeing y'all in such a way. Definitely would want to try it. Sometimes taking you by surprise when on a new island. He pulls your arm asking to go to the bathroom with a low tone that makes your spine shiver
Or even on the ship like in the kitchen. Definitely been caught or almost been caught by sanji but he probably enjoy the view if it ment you being there.
He would probably be inexperienced when y'all first met and only know a bit about sex. And thought their was only one way it could happen but when he found out about oral. Lorddd bless your heart you will not be able to pull this guy away from you.
He loves a late night snack especially if it keeps him from getting in trouble with sanji when getting stuff from the fridge. He much rather have you instead.
He loves the feeling of being squished between your thighs and having you tug his hair. He could do it for hours.
We all have thought about it before. I think he would stretch his tongue out and his dick whether it would be wider or longer he wants to feel you as much as he can. It's addicting.


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Reuben would like to know why, who did this, did they find the whole process funny? He was having such a good day and he would have laughed it off if it wasn't for all the paper he has to fill to correct the callsign on his plane and how not so much time he has to do it. Thirty-two minutes before Cyclone leaves for the day and thirty minutes to actually fill all the informations, on a triple copy. With every single informations to fill the exact spot, without grammar mistakes or else Cyclone is going to ignore the request and sent him out, in three days time, with Reuben Paycheck Fitch on the side of his plane. And seriously, Paycheck?! Back in Annapoils they used to forget and e in his name but never once someone printed Paycheck instead that Payback.
It's 4.55 when Payback, not 'check as he reminds himself, runs into Vice Admiral Cyclone's office and he finds the man isn't there anymore. Oh god no, he never leaves before 4.59 why today of all days he's already gone. He's runied, everyone in the sky will call him Paycheck and they're going to invent stupid jokes, he can already see them, Hangman and Coyote putting money on the best one because that's the type of people they are, and the Navy is never, ever, going to give him another important job and he'll have to switch to commercial and die of fucking bordroom flying big slowly white things with cryin' babies on and he will actually die before he's 50 because he will start eating stupid and really unhealthy food. He's goin-
Lieutenant there's something I can do for you or you're going to spend the next two minutes on the door? the voice comes from his right and Admiral Kazansky is like a vision and Pay swears he never saw a more beautiful human being until that moment. Sir, I was searching for Vice Admiral Cyclone, sir. Someone printed by callsign all wrong and I don't want to fly with something as cheap as Paycheck on my plane, sir.
Admiral Kazansky looks like a minute away to laugh it off but then do you have all the documents right? I will personally see that the mistake is correct before your flight. They never lost their humor, I see.
Who never lost his humor sir? Pay' finds himself asking, a little more relaxed because if Admiral Kazansy had said they're going to fix it it's going to happen. This man is the law around there and no one wants to make him sad or angry or even just slightly unhappy. Back in Miramar, it was in 1989, we had this two pilots with similar callsigns and Maverick had to go around them for weeks before they finally printed the right names on the planes. Captain Mitchell was half a step away to just paint the write one himself.
Pay' can see it happening in front if his eyes, because that's the kind of man Captain Mitchell is, so if in three days they don't solve the problem I can ask Captain Mitchell to do it with a brush and a can of black? Oh, he really said that out loud? Oh man, why can't he shout up sometimes, it was going to so well! He's a little jealous of his 'mates because they all have stories about Admiral Kazansky's help and 'Boy has photos of the man preparing him breakfast but he had to say-
Oh, I would pay to see that happen. But please restrain yourself to actually ask him to do that or by tomorrow I'll have to explain why someone else had to process all this docs for no reason.
Do you think he would? he finds asking, again. Who would do what? new voice asks from behind his back. Admiral you know we're already late and Chip' hates when people aren't where they are supposed to be by the time they are. Chop chop my love, whatever problem Payback has Cyclone can solve it tomorrow morning.
And apparently now even him can be part of that slice of alternative universe 'Boy talked him about, where Captain Mitchell calls Admiral Kazansy my love and frets because they have to go and he's still talking about people being somewhere, caressing his cheek and your stubble is making you very hot, i'll be sad tomorrow morning when you'll have to shave it away and so we'll have to make the best of it, before tomorrow morning. Uh, now Reuben is sure his own cheeks are red because it's all very domestic, he's going trought a little dry spell and the stubble made Admiral Kazansky a little hotter than usual. He finds himself retrieving in the most silently way he can, letting the two men immerse in their world. It's 5.30 and if he hurries he can get home and have enough time to change and see what the rest of group is going to go for the night and maybe share his own story with Iceman, because now he has one!
Two and half days later Reuben finds his callsign fixed on his plane and a little note fro Admiral Kazansky who hopes they did an okay work and invited him and everyone else around for lunch, a week from that day. Apparently people incompetence can have it's use, sometimes.
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do as you're told
「ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴠɪ ᴀᴄᴋᴇʀᴍᴀɴ」
warnings: bad!levi, unprotected sex, swearing, choking, gagging, degrade, daddy kink [captain kink], nsfw, smut.
word counter: 1.9 words.
captain ackerman
it has been a long day since you woke up. assignments from the captain levi were impracticable before surrender: disassemble a paper bale, sort 'em into letters, trash, requests and again trash. you didn't knew exactly what for levi the word trash mean to him. but you know that he has never read bullshit from the court. yes, he's respecting it, but again - his office is full of paper bale.
then you need to clean the windows and at the end of the day, when he'll be back you've to help him. levi didn't say it either what kind of help he's expecting you to do.
'brat, you've to be here at eight or else i'll make you to clean my shoes with your tongue'
he wasn't joking; you knew he can do that. a quarter to eight and you're spinning near his office, waiting for him. barely standing on your feet, falling asleep.
'i was certain you won't be able to fulfill my instructions, but you did, fortunate brat'
he sat down on the chair, staring at you sullenly. your blood runs cold, you stopped in the middle of the office, staring at your shoes. it's been an exhausting day, you're been doing the tasks since dawn and now it's almost sunset. you were ready to sit on the chair in front of levi, when he gave you a warning sign.
'did i allow you to sit down? you still have an assignments to be done' you're speechless of his rudeness. you just sighed, getting ready for new not less exhausting duty. you've got a feeling that you won't be able to training tomorrow, due to today's responsibilities.
captain showed you a gesture with his index finger: 'come here' and did without a word. approaching towards levi, your legs with difficulties moving, dreaming to feel your soft and warm bed underneath your body - one second, and you'll be asleep.
'yes, captain levi' you said, standing in front of him. ackerman unrolled the chair with him, putting hands on his knees.
'bend over closer to my face, idiot' your cheeks are covered with a pink blush, after levi pronounced that. it's the basic order: being relatively close to him. 'calm down', you mind said, 'he won't kiss you, relax'. when you did you, he brought his lips to your ear, scorching the earlobe with hot breath.
'undress me'
you're dazed, trying to reproduce his words in your head. udress? only shirt or totally naked? you've never see him naked. you've seen the outlines of muscular body in all of the years of his persistent and sometimes brutal training. but, will that means you're gonna touch his skin, his scars and smell his skin?
'did you not hear me unless you wanna get a punishment?'
he said that louder, waking you up from your thoughts.
'yes, sir'
carefully removing from him neckerchief; you slowly unbutton the buttons of his white shirt, feeling his chest rise. unbuttoning the last button, you were praying to god that it'd end, 'cause even doing it, just undressing him, it's compulsion you to think about the lower part of levi's body. when you finished, he took off his shirt, putting it on the table. you straightened your back, trying not to stare at his bulge.
'i said, undress me, cadet. i'm starting to think to give you another punishment'
before you touched the belt, swallowed nervously; your hands are almost shaking, oh how hot is he. the heat of his body is maddening, you can't deny it.
'how you're gonna take off my pants, when i still in my shoes?'
levi is rude as fuck now. he's always acting and being rough with everybody, but now he's too rude to you. you did every task, every fucking task and now he is still not satisfied? you wanted to say chill out captain, there's no need to rush, but the fear of having another task after depleted day, stopped you.
you got down on your knees, taking off his shoes. 'i'm only undressing him, please, i can't get arousal of doing it'. standing on your knees, you looked straight into the eye, with a mute supplication in your eyes, beg him to stop this.
'now my pants, y/n. take them down'
he said it with his deep and husky voice. you're done right now: wanna escape, run away from him, but you blatantly wanna know what'll be next.
to tease him? yes.
to run your fingers from his knees to the bulge? definitely yes.
you sighed, touches the belt, unbuckling the belt, faltering to touch the zip. you felt it. felt the bulge under his pants. unzipped the pants, looked up.
levi is relishing every second of this torture. he knows you're wanna more and he'll give it to you. he got up from the chair, still gazing at you with lust in his eyes, waiting for you to take off his pants.
slowly you put them down; your heart beats faster than always. maybe it's because you've been doing intimity things. it's so aroused. finally, it's over.
'i've a long day, brat, i wanna take a bath'
'you want me to make a bath for you, captain?'
'no', you mentally sighed, expecting that captain finally allow you to leave the office. 'wash me, i'm dirty'
you thought. wait, huh, what? seriously? he's certain? levi can do it by himself, he's no that tired as you're. you were reluctant to do his duties, when there were other people he could asked for.
'what if someone sees us in the bath?'
'i gave 'em an order to be in the bedrooms until the sunrise, no one wouldn't sneak out'
you got up off your knees, following the captain. you made him out to be your captain, your mentor, not a beast. he must be a mentor. when you both got in the bath, he locked the door for credibility.
'now take off the last thing'
it's necessary to be done by you? but, he's the leader, so you need to reckoned with him. you took the edges of the boxers, taking them off. you're trying to look everywhere but not at his growing dick. yes, you wanna see at levi, but, fuck, his cock.
you took the towel, soak it in warm water, rubbing over his body. it's hard not to look down there. you went behind his back, rubbing his back, ogling at him: muscular, strong body with littles scars from the past battles. light emanating from candles, showing his curves perfectly.
it's a curse - look but don't touch levi's body. only staring and choking from the pleasure.
'my lower body is dirty too, brat, hurry up'
so you back face-to-face with ackerman. you bited your lower lips, restlessly rubbing his stomack.
'are you scared to look at my dick, cadet?'
no, you aren't. you're taking precautions. you are cadet. you killed titans and you're still alive, and here it goes: you are scared to watch at yours captain dick.
no you aren't.
'on your knees, y/n, and with every rub you're gonna call me captain'
the hell. it's getting hotter here.
but, anyways, you want it too. wanna touch it and suck his dick. lick the balls and go back to the tip of his cock.
'captain', he's mesmerized by you: the way you gentle rub the towel over his body, washing him, staring straight into his eyes.
'i bet your tongue will clean my dick better'
you finally look at his cock. the tip is pink from your careless, your gentle touches.
'captain', you whispered, slightly blowing on his dick.
you knew that'll happened. you're gonna be on your knees, insatiably sucking the dick so levi will come in your mouth, breeding you. and every soldier needs to release the desire. especially the sexual desire. both craving to each other, but up to this moment you were just a team.
now you're standing on your knees, so your teammates will ask you what happened with you. what will you say? but, it'll be tomorrow, now you're sucking his dick like it's the last time you see him. unquenchably up and down, using your tongue, strocking the base of the cock with one hand.
when you reached down, unzipped your pants, thinking about rubbing you clit.
'have you had my permission to touch yourself, brat? i'm gonna gag you on my cock'
levi put his hands on your nape, gagging you, practically chocking, giving no breaks. humanity's strongest is rough everywhere, you were well-aware about it. tears begin to accumulate in the corner of the eyes: getting a bang out of pain and pleasure. it won't stop, you don't wanna it to stop, playing this moment in your head, scorching this in your mind to the day you'll die.
'i wanna fuck you raw, tonight, y/n, you should be dripping or else it'll hurts as fuck'
not it won't. you're acking for it, hungry for ackerman's cock. there is something in the ackerman's blood; you don't know exactly what, but he's certainly beckoning you: his smell, his manhood, his willingness to kill titans. it all in conjunction is maddening you. he quickly take off your clothes, started to kiss to greedily, biting your lips.
he hoisted you up by the waist, making you wrap your legs around his torso. the next second you felt like you were pressed against a cold wall.
'i knew it, brat. you've been craving for me, i'm happy it's mutually'
you didn't hear the last words, moaning to feel the tip inside you. one second and he completely entered you. huge, thicc cock. he increased the pace right after the first push. you're leaving the red patterns on his wide back, whining on levi's ear, kissing his neck, leaving a wet path from one shoulder to the other.
'you squeeze my dick so hard, my brat, you wanna cum already?'
'it's just so good'
'hold it, i wanna to cum concurrent with you'
you do as you're told. hold your orgasm. he won't last long, he endured too long, yes, he's strong. but when it comes to the person he loves - he will be weak only for them.
his cock is pounding right in the g-spot, making you melt. you've been a feverish french kissing since he went inside you. fat dick in the tight pussy, kissing the person you love - isn't it lovely?
couldn't be better.
'i'm cumming levi, can't no more'
you wrapped your legs tighter around your captain, cumming with him. he came with a little groan, leaved a dozen nail marks on your hips. he put his forehead on your shoulder, catching his breath. he let you out of his arms, kissed you on the forehead.
'tomorrow i'll go for a small expedition and when i'll return, i'm expercting you to be on all fours and naked'
'you're smug as fuck, levi'
'are you talking back to me?'
'i'll do it, captain'
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the wedding booth — eren jaeger




ೃ pairing: (eren jaeger x fem! reader)
ೃ after being unwillingly dragged to plan and create a wedding booth for your first university festival, eren accompanies you to a bridal boutique. there, he contemplates about the future and all of the cheesy romantic stuff he wants to do with you.
ೃ genre and warnings: college au, lots and lots of fluff!
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding, My Best Friend's Wedding, The Wedding Planner, Wedding Crashers... hell, even Mamma Mia.
If having to be forced to watch these romantic comedies about weddings doesn't give you the sudden urge to get hitched and run away to some tropical island, then you don't know what will.
For your very first uni fair at Shigashina University, your friends had proposed a Marriage booth. To be more specific, three of your friends did. Jean, Sasha, and Connie are the masterminds behind this stupid idea and it's all because of three things:
1. Jean is pining over Mikasa so so bad. So many years have passed and yet he still hasn't found a way to confess. And so, due to his pompous ass binge-watching stupid rom-coms recently, he thinks that if "fake dating" can bring two people together, then having a fake wedding with his unrequited crush of 12 years could finally make her fall for him too. He wants the booth to be as iconic as a wedding straight out of Las Vegas. Problem is, he's never been to Las Vegas, and his terribly unrealistic basis for wanting it to be as iconic as a "Las Vegas Wedding" is that one scene from The Hangover and that episode from Friends.
He was delusional and yet, he wanted to push through with this proposal no matter what. Nothing was going to stop him... not unless it was one of the three seniors whom you would be proposing this project to in the first place.
2. Sasha's goals are much normal. A bit odd, but still normal and not as desperate as Jean's. All she wants is to get Ymir, the captain of the school's soccer team to confess to Historia, the freshman Bio-Chemistry student who works part-time as a library assistant (and whom everyone secretly fawns over for. she's just that damn cute.) However, the real reason as to why she helped [rp[pse this stupid marriage booth to get them to finally confess to each other is anyone's guess.
3. Connie thinks he's gonna get clout from this. Rise up the university hierarchy perhaps? He's treating the entire festival like it's high school all over again. He prays that the marriage booth will become the hottest thing in the festival, then he'll instantly become that cool and bad-ass freshie whom everyone wants to be friends with. Either way, if the booth is going to be a success or not, you know for a fact he's never going to be a part of the "cool kids" (good lord, can you believe people still use that term in college?) and he's gonna be stuck with you and your other friends for the rest of the years to come.
It didn't take long before they finally finished their elaborate PowerPoint Presentation (despite Connie insisting that Powerpoint is boring) that they were going to pitch to three of the principal members of the student council. Namely, Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman, and Hange Zoe.
It was gonna be an automatic no for Levi, obviously. Nothing could ever get past that man. But if they can somehow convince Erwin and most especially Hange to get on board with their stupid scheme, then the booth was good to go.
Now, here you are, in a bridal boutique. Purchasing some simple wedding dresses that will serve as your rent-a-dress service for the Marriage booth.
It wasn't originally a part of the plan. Not at all.
However, Hange would only approve of the project IF the wedding booth was going to be made into something more elaborate and memorable. They didn't want something as simple as printing out fake marriage contracts, cheap tulle fabric wedding veils, fake plastic bouquets, and wedding pictures that came out of a polaroid camera.
Oh no no no. They wanted it to be extravagant. The cream of the crop. The absolute bomb. The best booth at the festival.
Hange saw potential in the idea and with an approved budget by the student council, you could make anyone's wedding dreams come true.

Fast forward to a week before the event, you are currently on a shopping spree with Armin, Mikasa, and your boyfriend, Eren (because Sasha insisted he had the right proportions for the rental groom outfits. She totally did not ask him to come along so that he can see you try on wedding gowns.) to buy supplies, props, decorations, and everything else needed.
"(Y/N), we'll meet you and Eren at the bridal boutique, okay?" Armin proclaims, looking at the time on his wristwatch and struggling to balance the shopping bags on his other hand. Mikasa notices how much he's been struggling and offers to hold the bags for him.
"Sure! Don't forget about the list that Jean sent!" You shout back, turning to Eren as his fingers interlace with yours, making your merry way to the boutique whilst Armin and Mikasa go off the other direction.
"Don't get too excited." You joke, nudging Eren on the arm. "I'll just be trying on these dresses for the booth."
There's a particular glimmer in Eren's emerald eyes, chuckling at your quip. "Sheesh. Did you really have to remind me? Of course I know that. Besides, we're too young to even think about marriage right now. What's important is that I'm spending the best years of my life with you."
"Eren Grisha Jaeger, it is too damn early for you to make me a blushing pile of mess with your flirty comebacks." You deadpan, the heat rising up your cheeks as you try to hide your embarrassment from him.
The both of you laugh it off, shuffling into the store. The chiming bells of the shop door echo around the area as you look in awe at the luxurious dresses occupying every available space. The wafting smell of a vanilla pinecone scent and the soft sound of a sewing machine doing its work. There was a homey and rustic feel to this boutique that made you feel like you were sent back in time.
From great flouncy pieces adorned in layers of lace that rolled like ocean waves to more humble designs, albeit of the finest cloth.
This plethora of finery- reminds you strongly of the many genteel ladies depicted in those books and historic romances you used to read and watch. Like that of Pride and Prejudice or Sense and Sensibility.
Having the opportunity to enter a boutique such as this was a dream.
"Welcome! May I help you find anything?" A seamstress appears from the register. She looks at you from head to toe, as if trying to guess your measurements.
"W-we're looking for wedding dresses. Anything within the 200 to 300 dollar range? We don't need anything extra fancy, though! We'll just be needing them-"
Her eyes shift from you to Eren like she's suddenly a love coach, sizing the two of you up. "Yes, yes, young love! How sweet!" She chirps, breathing out a dreamy sigh. "Of course! For couples on a tight budget, we have-"
"We're looking for wedding dresses that can be used as costumes! Not too short and not too long either. W-we're not getting married or anything." You dismiss the seamstress with a wave of your hand. "I'm sorry if you thought of it that way..."
Although her shoulders visibly drop, the saleswoman still manages to smile. "Oh! I would like to apologize for assuming anything too!"
"Actually, mam, we do have plans sometime in the future." Eren grins cheekily, pulling you close to him. "Not today, of course, but we'll make sure to drop by in a few years!"
The saleslady's eyes lit up at Eren's vow. "Over here are some of our best-selling pieces! Ones that will certainly attract the eye of any groom!" She beckons you over to some mannequins lined up in the middle of the store, your gaze is drawn to the myriad of dresses on display as you walk throughout the space.
You turn back to Eren, studying him closely as he walks a few paces behind you, you thoughtfully wonder if the dresses you would pick out would match his taste.
She leads you to the back of the store to show the other garments and dresses embroidered with simplicity and yet elegance. You then pick two gowns up from their respective racks, satisfied with your purchase and making a beeline to the register to pay. However, the seamstress stops you from your tracks.
"How about this one, dear?"
You turn your attention to her, doe-eyed and curious as to what she was going to show you next.
"It is indeed a wedding dress, although not what you had asked for, the handsome young man did say something about your marriage plans. Perhaps this might help you visualize it? Give you an idea for the future, hm?" She hums wistfully, drawing your attention to the mannequin she placed in front of you. "It would be a shame if you left the boutique without trying anything on."
"(Y/N)?" You hear Eren's husky voice call out for you from the front of the store, "Armin just texted me. They can't find a specific prop in the crafts store so we might have to wait a bit longer for them."
"Okay! We can spare more time in the boutique, anyways." You answer back, before turning your attention to the seamstress once more.
"Alright. I think I'll try it on then."
"Trying it on" turned out to be more than you had imagined. You thought you could just slip inside the dress and show it off. But nope. You needed a few adjustments to dress, adornments in your hair, and had to wear a wedding veil.
It was almost as if you were actually preparing to be wed.
"Good sir, your lovely missus is ready!" Yup, even the words of the seamstress made you feel like you were living in the 17th century right now. Did she really have to use such fancy words?
"Please, watch your step." The seamstress takes your hand and leads you out of the dressing room and right towards—
Eren who had been waiting in the shop proper.
"Doesn't she look beautiful?" She giggles, glancing at Eren for a response. "Well, I'll leave the two of you here first and bring the dresses you've chosen to the cash register first." In a wink, she's gone and had disappeared into the back almost before the words left her mouth.
The unfamiliar yet elegant garb makes you feel shy and the fact that Eren was gaping at you did not help at all. He was absolutely entranced by your beauty.
You unconsciously lower your head, tucking a strand of hair beneath your ear, unable to bear the thought.
"God, you're not just beautiful. Y-you look breathtaking."
He says in a barely audible whisper, pulling you to him once more.
Placing his hands on your waist, Eren plants a soft, tender kiss on your chest, the low-cut dress affording it easily. In a heartbeat, you feel your cheeks grow hot.
"Heh. Guess I got you again." He grins wolfishly, still admiring your beauty and tracing circles on the back of your hand. "I-I don't deserve you... I really don't."
"If you didn't deserve me, would you be here right now?" You say jokingly, raising your eyebrow.
"I mean it." He buries his face on the hem of your dress, his voice is muffled and soothing. "I can't believe you chose to love me." He looks up at you, eyes practically welling up with tears. "God, I honestly can't believe I'm crying right now, but, yeah... I am. That's how much I love you and how much I want to marry you right now."
You giggle at the expression your boyfriend has shown before you, stroking his hair and burying your fingers into his long brunette locks. "I love you too. But... why so sudden? You already told the saleswoman that we'll be back in a few years. She'd be surprised to hear you change your mind so easily."
"Well, if that's the case, then I better tell Jean to have us first on the list of the wedding booth then. We worked our asses off for this, might as well be the first to be blessed with the luck of that stupid booth."
You giggle once more as he continues to hold you so close. You feel his breath and his heartbeat. Each exhale and pulse brings you to the realization that Eren is the one. The man you want to be with for the rest of your life. The man who will help you through all your faults and mistakes, your burdens and troubles, through all the ups and downs... he will be there.
Just as you will be for him.
Guess those stupid movies centered around weddings weren’t so bad after all

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