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Got blocked by someone I have never even seen on my dash. I even don't really go out to spn tags anymore lmao, what did I do haha
I guess I confuse the spnblr folks - hellers think I'm into wincest (they're not wrong), and wincesters (see what I did there haha) think I'm heller (I refuse to associate myself with those, but I do appreciate Dean & Cas dynamic; just not in whatever form the other fandom half shoves it to me). I also think Dean stans think I don't like Dean lmaooooo
But what they don't know is that first and foremost I'm Dean/everyone. Make him bang, bang him, do him, whatever. The more, the merrier.
...Have you even been to fandom if no one ever blocked you? Xd
#fandom condom#i still think it's funny how I give totally opposite impressions#i just prefer to make Dean worse™#whatever that impiles#and whoever
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missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up
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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
#chrambles#not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful#can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol
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they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care
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they're a fun trio
#playing rock paper scissors against cass is a suckers game anyway. you're gonna have to get him out tim#kon el#superboy#superboy 1994#dc robin#tim drake#cassandra cain#batgirl#conner kent#comic#comics#dc comics#this is simultaneously timkon and casskon and also neither. sorry lol#2025#id in alt#digital art#why in superboy 85 did he just follow them around flirting with both of them at once and saying shit like 'i feel so pregnable'#my local store has sb 83 84 86 87 and whoever bought the issue with cass is my enemy
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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING
#if I have had this conversation with you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at whoever lied to you about various metals.#look I completely understand if your body happens to think that your piercing is an open wound for two decades#I have been there.#and I promise you the answer. is implant grade titanium.#there are many solutions to this problem one of them is implant grade titanium the other is surgical steel sometimes.#the other is sometimes if you can stretch the piercing to like... 10g#you can put a surgical grade silicone sleeve in there and then you can use cheaper metals for earrings#because they will not be touching your flesh they will be touching the silicone sleeve.#anyway the point is#someone should pay me to be some sort of piercing advisor.#there has been a lot of progress made in the area of body safe metals in the last 50 years is the thing#and we are fortunate enough to live now and not 50 years ago.#the mainstream jewelry industry has not exactly caught up with this.
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it got turned into a 17" x14" pillow instead haha
#rug hooking#artists on tumblr#fiber art#hnnnndgf the way the phone photo colors don't match up with how I see it is driving me a little nuts#every time but oh well >:'D#like the greens aren't as dull looking or as sharply contrasted in the detail photos#I'm glad I hoarded/saved the yarn that I precut for latchhook (which I abandoned after learning about rug hooking lmao)#because it makes for a very squishy pillow#(but also I think I def. could've stuffed in a litttle bit more before sewing it closed + didn't have a lot left)#blocked like...three other things when I was blocking this one#and the ones with non wool/funky materials were completely fine so that's nice to know haha#the back is an old flannel topsheet that nobody was using#anyways -knocks the fuck out-#edit: bb nephew recognized it as a cat so all is well/it passed hahah#also whoever said in tags that it looks great sensory wise to touch (or something like that my brain's a little fried still hhshs)#they are correct lMAO (even in general/ non pillow form I keep scrubbing my hands over them haha)#and when I was making the pillow I kept squishing it#muffled laugh
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literally a poet
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the thing is people often talk about how minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character since jesus christ but never does anyone discuss how they’re perhaps the most misgendered character ever
steve (alongside all the other default skins, for that matter) are referred to with they/them and with gender-neutral language by the developers!
#icarus speaks#even merch he/hims them :(#the developers very obviously intend for all the characters to be gender-neutral#just like most of the mobs#but kind of. everything else rejects their message#ik you could argue bc official merch genders them#they use they + the merch pronouns (he/him for steve)#but like. i’m trusting the word of whoever created them#not whoever’s running the merch department
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THE FRAMING. CAUGHT BETWEEN TWO OF HER. OH GOD.
#severance#severance spoilers#mine#EVERY FRIDAY THESE PEOPLE TAKE ME OUT BACK AND SHOOT ME.#you think whoever wrote that choice down smiled to themself a little like. Huhuhu.#me when im writing for the persons who are two people show and there's a scene in front of a mirror
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I can’t stop laughing at this
#Steven universe#steven universe future#Its so fucking funny#whoever wrote the episode summaries you’re a legend
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joyride!
#bsd#pleuart#pleucas#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#dazai#chuuya nakahara#chuuya#skk#soukoku#i love rendering and drawing chuuya's bike... this is actually fanart of her and not trouble lack or whoever those two are#ive used that tag twice LMFAO 😭
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Their name is Barry and they can't escape the digital cir
#sonic art#sonic fanart#sonicfanart#sonic artist#sth#tadc#tadc fanart#I'm not sure if i should tag tadc characters but i will anyway hello other fandom#barry the quokka#tadc pomni#any rose#tadc ragatha#sonic the hedgehog#tadc jax#silver the hedgehog#tadc kinger#shadow the hedgehog#tadc zooble#i love zooble btw they're my fav#tikal the echidna#tadc gangle#gangle is close second i love her#yes i made shadow and tikal zooble and gangle cause i ship both pairs my brain is HUGE#my art#to whoever in the tags said i used the wrong pronouns for barry#you are correct#my bad I've fixed it
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people are always slandering historians for saying reasonable things like "some things that seem romantic to us were platonic in the context of the times", when there's so many evil historians you actually have to look out for. number 1 : the closet royalist
#sometimes you read something about like robespierre or whoever and you can tell the writer is seething the whole time#and trying very hard not to use words like ''evil'' ''bloodthirsty'' ''monster'' lol
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Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.
Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???
Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-
Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*
Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.
#palps thinks anakin is mad about the affair. anakin is mad at whoevers spreading affair rumors that aren't even mathematically plausible#i fucking love thinking up new ways this manipulation line backfires on palpatine it brings me great joy#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#palpatine#star wars
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