#and without even pausing

[calamity-aims]

set up all my documents for October fics and now I have a head full of Fox

[you-know-cchio]

my favorite type of scene is when all four of them are onstage but two of them are having a conversation for the audience to hear and the other two are silently stagecrafting whatever they want.

bonus: luke playing two characters at once while the other three play ping pong in the background

[mohntilyet]

veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. i’m sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying they’ve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the baby’s father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.

NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HE’S AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like “teehee…. the man that my sister spurned…. has fallen in love with ME!” and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really don’t lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that they’re actually in love and it’s not arranged!

i have this image of josie going like “you can’t marry him. is this a joke, because it’s not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ….yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love you…….. yes of course i want you to be happy…… yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what i’m saying— DON’T SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. don’t do that. i said don’t do that. yvette come back and listen to me” etc etc

of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so there’s no backing out from this one. in my mind there’s a rehash of the big “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” (ortranto, desperate but genuine), “you do?” (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an “OF COURSE HE DOES!” (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

[astrobei]

watching heartstopper s2 is just (giggles) (exits netflix to do some deep breathing exercises) (paces around the room) (exits netflix to do some deep breathing exercises) (screams into pillow) (yearns) (exits netflix to do some deep breathing exercises) (giggles) (giggles) (exits netflix to do some—)

[moonstandardtime]

not necessarily your favorite punctuation, or your favorite punctuation to use

[lover-of-mine]

Buck, Eddie and The lightning mirroring the well.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

rewatchin tex (everyone act shocked) n the line where mason says 'I have to take this (pills) for the pain' n tex looks completely baffled n asks 'you have pains?' n for a SECOND you think he's gonna say somethin like yeah you for one but instead says 'yeah I got pains. last week I was spittin up blood after basketball practice'. somethin about the extent to which mason disregards n suppresses his own worries n pain to keep tex carefree n innocent. somethin about how mason only ever tells tex he's strugglin or in pain when tex directly asks cause he swore he'd never lie to him. but how much has he simply never told him.

[theolderguards]

I'VE ONLY HAD AKRAM FOR AN EPISODE AND A HALF BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM... 💀💀💀

[skyshroom]

‘When you think about me, why do you always bring up the ball?’ Fabian is not beating the gay allegations this episode unfortunately

[star-pocalypse]

[watcher0033]

Sukuita fan reacs at the fucked up twin flames bullshit Itadori Yuji and Sukuna got going on:

[spirkbitch]

my younger sibling informs me of every star trek reference in any piece of media they consume and for that i am grateful

[living-with-the-ghost]

It's so horrifying how Sizhui grew up around and was taught by people who helped kill his entire family. Lan Wangji obviously didn't have any other option for where to take him, but can you imagine the betrayal that Sizhui would feel? Lan Qiren led the Lan part of the siege. A non-zero amount of Lans most likely slaughtered his family members and dumped their bodies in the blood pool. How do you deal with that knowledge? How do you trust anyone anymore?

[thecluelessdoctor]

It's time for my annual day of thinking about that one really weird jukebox musical made by Disney and lucasfilms that I hate and adore with every fiber of my being. I hate it because it's a jukebox musical and half the characters are the worst things ever and the writing is really bad alot of the time and I love it because the relationship between the main two characters is the GREATEST ENEMIES TO LOVERS I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME and it's a straight couple and it's not cringe (or it's good cringe idk) AND I can cut the tension when they are flirting with a knife and it's funny

...this post is about Strange Magic by the way. It's amazing and terrible all at once and I need to talk about it at some point because I've been thinking about it again

[monstermoviedean]

coworker 1: i'm so worried that when coworker 2 returns to the motherland i'll get assigned her job

me: looking directly into the camera like it's a mockumentary but my eyeball is only microns away from the camera because are you fucking kidding me rn i've been doing 95% of my ex-boss' job plus 100% of my job for the past six months and coworker 2 is doing the remaining 5% but apparently has been giving others the impression that she's working soooooo hard and she's soooooo busy (she left a meeting an hour early today to go to a yoga class and we all know because she told us that without shame)