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[asktotallyhuman]

Whatcha gonna do with all ur loot Nyzak?

"I'm getting a new helmet."

(click descrip for words if you can't read it)

[sexswansworld]

I wanted to say that it's cute that you're around 5'5" as if I would not be on the floor if you ordered it

Aww, of course you would. Because we both know exactly who’s in charge.

[hardtobcmysxlf]

57. Things you want to say to an ex?

Hmm...well 2 of my 5 ex girlfriends are both married and I'm friends with and I'm friends with my last ex, the only 2 I don't talk to anymore both treated me like shit and honestly I don't know if I really have much to say to them besides how much they hurt me and stuff

[waveoftheocean]

do you fw superbat?

just a little 😊

[kaybedenlerkulubu10]

Aesthetic.

[canisalbus]

I think I'd like Machete to be a trans man for the sole reason of him having to experience period pains and cramps every month.

On top of everything else? Has he not suffered enough? He's already hindered by significant anemia, you're going to just go and take away the rest of his red blood cells as well?

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Fuck Verizon

(the winking face was not intentional why the fuck is that the default if you don’t put a question tumblr?!??)

[bishy437]

Bishy, could we have a drawing/doodle of Ouyang Zizhen? I would love to see my boy in your style 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

protect him at all costs

[strawlessandbraless]

what are you about

Spiral salp colonies

aka me and the mutuals

[bigidiotenergytm]

*pulls Poseidon out of Ody's hair* what's this doing in here?

his hair's so floofy that poseidon can fit in there o.o

oh that's- that's not- hrm.

@kdpartworks

[bunnis-monsters]

Female siren using readers pussy as an incubator for her eggs please?

Your lover cooed softly, nuzzling her face into your neck as her hand traced over your bulging belly.

“Thank you for keeping my young warm, my beloved…” she said in her smooth, elegant voice. “They are safe here, with you…”

You let out a little sigh, relaxing in the small pool of salt water. “I’d hope so, you’ve been keeping all of the predators away from this cave.”

She laughed, butting her head against your neck affectionately. “But of course… anything to keep you and our young safe…”

You tried not to look at the human skeletons littering the bottom of the pool, instead focusing on your girlfriend’s fingers playing with your sensitive clit.

“So lovely…” she purred, leaving kissing along your neck as one of her webbed fingers pushed into your needy cunt. “Even more lovely now that you’re carrying my eggs…”

She seemed to adore your chubby belly before, but went crazy over how it bulged with her eggs now. She cooed and fussed over you, licking your neck and cheeks affectionally before going back to pleasuring you.

“My sweetheart, all I could ever need…”

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[asktotallyhuman]

Funny that you guys have Notch be the bad guy. In most... uh. Cultures it's the other way around.

//A little bit of "behind the scenes" mun talk below the cut

I'm not sure how many people are still aware, but there is a reason why Notch is the bad guy in my story's mythos.

Long story short: he sucks. I encourage you guys to do your own research but that is the reason why he's called the "traitorous" god. In almost every minecraft mythos Notch was a stand-in for a god of sorts. People would say "Oh my Notch" in minecraft videos instead of oh my god.

So when I got older, and he start posting his...opinions, it did feel a little bit like a betrayal. That and he'd already left minecraft by that point if I've got my timeline correct. All of these little details were contributors in the story of "Creativism"

[sexswansworld]

I'd like to volunteer for research purposes 👀

Y’all get wild in the asks, every time I get one I get a little excited to see what you guys are gonna say next.

[markscherz]

Hey what have you been doing lately?

On my way home from D&D this evening, I stopped by a nearby pond to film this, which I will be using in a lecture on Danish amphibians tomorrow morning.

It’s a phenomenally busy time with lots of deadlines and teaching, so I’m very behind on answering asks, as well as basically everything, but it will pass by the end of June and I’ll be able to breathe again!

[planet-dusk]

Dom! Channie who's fucking tired! reader even after they've run all out of energy but welp channie is too pent up and frustated to stop that reader just blacks out while riding him so he just rests reader's head onto his shoulder, cradling them while he still keeps fucking up into them, well because daddy takes what daddy needs

Fuck that's getting even me dizzy now pls

🏷️ cw ; daddy!chan, cnc, slight pain kink ig?, breeding

it's not the first time he's taken you like this, when you're too fucked out to keep your eyes open. your body slumps against his and he shifts so your face nestles into the crook of his neck. your cunt's still wrapped around him, tight like a vice, and there's no way he can stop before he's pumped another load deep into your womb.

chan loves having sex with you and making love to you any time and place - but he can't deny there's something so dirty about you letting him use you like his personal fleshlight, his own cum dripping down his balls as he breeds you over and over long after you've passed out. it makes his dick throb almost painfully.

he's sure his hands are bruising your hips with the grip he's got on them as he holds you still. he fucks up into you with steady thrusts, aiming for the spot that has you clenching around him even more.

you whimper and jolt as he hits your cervix and holds you down on his cock, shushing you in the same breath, "quiet, baby, let daddy take what he needs,"

"my pretty slut's such a good girl for daddy, isn't she? don't worry, baby. daddy will take good care of you. he'll use your body all night."

[kaybedenlerkulubu10]

Aesthetic.