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"Oh, you're a Mary-Sue? Name the league you're champion of, the legendary pokémon who chose you, the life and death situations you've been in, the trauma your parents gave you, the villains who wanna kill your ass, the multiple shinies you own, the—"
#❥ 《 DASHCOM 》 i'm here to cause problems on purpose.#❥ 《 SHITPOSTING 》 licks thunderstone like an 8–volt battery.#what is the point of a pkmn muse if you can't make them busted#answer: none.#lyra and everything that has happened to her is the most self-indulgent shit i have ever written and it fucks actually
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What would've happened if they completed the zodiac?
#gravity falls#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls stanford#bill cipher#my art#silly answers only <3#none of these are serious theories just for the silly hahas#rip everyone hidden behind those 4 tall ass men
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Curator, how old are you? I imagine you to be roughly thirty two, but I’m probably mistaken.
incredibly mistaken but I shall not confirm which way. how old can one assume I am?
#none of these are the right answer btw#ask#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit#hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit
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world's most miserable baby
#alien stage#alnst ivan#alnst#why are two covers him as a kid...#none of the other songs are like this.....#(i mean an actual answer is because of how childish ivan acts and such#(he really “can't” grow up#just stuck like this... going nowhere.... hah...
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"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"
A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…
#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#winter king#candy queen#princess bubblegum#ice king#betty grof#fionna and cake spoilers#adventure time spoilers#at spoilers#spoilers#fan art#digital art#sketch#2023#SORRY THIS IS SKETCHY I NEEDED TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS JERKWAD#SO MANY QUESTIONS SO MANY THOUGHTS AND NONE OF THEM WILL EVER BE ANSWERED LOL#I say bad-ex in quotes I feel like I hc that this Simon definitely had some ego issues to begin with...#and whether betty left him or died in the apocalypse he held that against her and became resentful instead#after he became Winter King he grew out of it and stopped caring because he's having a fantastic time now#but PB has always been a subconscious reminder of Betty. Why else would he target her specifically.
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Out of sight, out of - wait.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#granny wen#a-yuan#It's always fascinating how colours translate from the page to the screen.#It would probably surprise a lot of people to see what some of these comics actually look like in physical form.#My lighter colours takes about 3-4 washes before it shows up on scan which means it tends to ripple the page.#And my yellows and oranges are drastically different colours when scanned compared to the ink colour.#There's about 20 or so comics where everyone's hair is purple - because it scanned in the exact same colour as my light grey.#Wait my book is right here in front of me so I can...yeah...Comics 57-77 were indeed purple.#This is all to say - is it not fascinating how what we see is often not the full truth of what the subject truly is?#Is it not fascinating to open another episode that reminds us that despite everyone's claims they could totally spot the evil YLLZ-#-The man walks around among them for months as no more than a man haggling for deals like the rest.#It's almost as if he's just a person. It's almost as if none of us - no matter what we do are really anything more than just a person.#Your good acts will be overtaken by how other's interpret you in negative light.#Just as easily are people willing to forgive crueler actions if they hold you in high esteem.#But what's real? Is the page I hold the real version of this comic? Is it the one you look at?#Is the man known as Wuxian the most himself when he is alone or on the battlefield?#Perhaps he is and has always been a scared orphan boy lost in the market.#I think there is no good answer to any of these questions.#But I do know that panic rising in WWX as he frantically looks for A-yuan was for more than one boy.#To be human is to have layers around a delicate center. We only really grow around our wounds from childhood.#In other words; Donkey from Shrek would also probably call Wei Wuxian an onion. I'll see myself out now.
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Finger of God
(Title is a reference to a movie. Can anyone guess?)
Danny had been feeling on edge all day. The air felt different, almost like it was charged. The wind was decently strong, making your eyes water if you faced one direction too long. The sky was filled with light grey clouds, though there wasn’t any rain forecasted by Lance Thunder.
It was during Lunch hour that it happened. Danny had begged Sam and Tucker to stick near him that morning because he couldn’t help but feel like something was going to happen. Danny hadn’t paid much attention to the growing background roar, trying to focus on finding what ghostly threat was raising his hackles. He only snapped to outward attention upon hearing the building whine of the sirens, barely allowing him to grab his friends by the waist and make them intangible.
Then it was just darkness and screaming wind as the school building was destroyed around them. It felt like hours but what was only five minutes later the trio stood shellshocked, huddled together in the ruins. Danny flew them up out of the remains to see that Amity Park… was gone. And to their southwest was the biggest tornado they had ever seen.
Danny had always thought it would be a ghost who destroyed the city but he wasn’t prepared for pure natural weather. Only their two years of heroism gave them the ability to shove their shock to the side and try to find survivors. It was Tucker who finally suggested the Justice League. “We… don’t have the resources to save anyone even if there is any survivors. The hospital is gone.”
Sam stood there blanked faced, but nodded. Danny grimaced but agreed. “Tell them only about the tornado. Whatever was preventing us from reaching them before should be gone now but it may be magic of some sort that reacts to intentions and talking about ghosts may be blocked.”
Tucker nodded. At least they all had ecto-modded phones. It meant they didn’t have service problems.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#Destroyed Amity Park#Jazz was at college so at least she is still alive but any other survivors?#Vlad was in the city hall and also died though idk if he will become a full ghost#I also don’t know how big Amity actually is and if the whole thing could be destroyed but in this AU the answer is yes#None of the trio’s parents live though I’m pretty inclined towards that#The tornado also took out the GIW because Danny doesn’t need to deal with them too#The portal is still working but only because the Fenton parents made their house ecto powered
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channel the FIRE inside your SOUL.
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1 minute sketch which very quickly turned into a 1 hour render
#kirby#kirby fanart#void termina#kirby star allies#nintendo#my art#i am a “void is related to Kirby” truther#ok sure I am aware of what kumazaki said about them#But to be fair he didn’t necessarily exclude any sort of relationship between them#And that doesn’t just nullify the whole “spring breeze” theming of its pause screen text#There is so much more meaning to be derived from there being some sort of connection than if there were none#is KSA really a whole nothingburger of a game wasted on saying absolutely nothing about the origin of Kirby?#come on now. Big picture guys.#I hope the new DLC coming out has some more answers
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Baba you've given me like 80 vocal stims, help
BABA IS CONTAGIOUS
#baba is you#post is queue#ask is answer#you know whats funny? i dont have any baba related vocal stims. i have so many vocal stims but NONE OF THEM are baba#recently i keep saying ''hiiiiiii :3'' like byron from i am your beast
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Hello, thank you for sparing your lovely dogs with us! ❤️
It's sometimes hard to remember that they're your OCs and not a project for a dramatic film or book! All the trivia and world building is so wonderful to read! I hope it's nice to have so much attention on Machete and Vasco, they're lovely and deserve it. :)
I wanted to ask, are there any other OCs you're particularly attached to from your roster that you'd perhaps like for the world to see? Maybe there's someone that you wish had gotten just as much attention?
Aa thank you, that's so sweet of you to say! It means a lot to me to hear that people find my dogs compelling ;_;
I have a lot of OCs, but I've been pretty laser focused on Machete, Vasco and their setting for a couple of years now. I feel like that's the creative pursuit that is bringing me the most joy and fueling my inspiration right now. But I don't want to view my other characters as abandoned either, I'll go back to working on them once the right mood strikes.
Just for fun, here's a sampling of dogs. Names in descriptions.





#answered#spark-dragon#own art#own characters#some of these pieces are about decade old have mercy#weird mix of feral and anthro I know but all of them work in both forms#I'd be happy to answer if you have any questions about them but none of these are as developed as Vasco and Machete
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In 2006, the Tamil-language film Paramasivan was released, about a criminal sentenced to death but employed as an assassin instead.

It is, of course, a localized remake of Kartoos, the 1999 Hindi-language film, in which a criminal is trained to assassinate by government agents who have him on tight leash, having already sentenced him to death.

Kartoos (meaning "cartridge", as in firearms) is directly based on Point of No Return, a 1993 American film about an assassin who is trained instead of having her death sentence carried out.

This film was released internationally as Assassin, or (in France), as Nom de Code: Nina (Codename: Nina). Anyway this film is a remake of Nikita.

Nikita is the 1990 French film by Luc Besson, about a criminal, sentenced to death, works as an assasin, yeah. That story. It was released outside of France as La Femme Nikita. This is the original, Nikita.
Which of course should not be confused with the 1997 Canadian TV adaptation: Nikita!

Nikita (also known as La Femme Nikita outside of Canada) is (well, this one is) about a innocent woman sentenced to the death penalty, but forced to become an assassin instead.
The same name, identically, was used for the 2010 American TV Adaptation Nikita.

In this one, it's about a woman who has already been through a whole-ass Nikita situation (which I trust you should understand by now what one of those is) and is now trying to get revenge on the secret organization that put her through a Nikita-Situation.
But the first remake was the 1991 Hong Kong action film 黑猫, or Black Cat.

黑猫 (Black Cat) is about a woman who is sentenced to a Nikita-ass situation. This time she's on the leash of the CIA. And then there's a sequel, 1992's 黑貓II:刺殺葉利欽, or Black Cat 2: The Assassination of President Yeltsin! *

黑貓II:刺殺葉利欽, or Black Cat 2: The Assassination of President Yeltsin is about ... exactly what you'd expect, really. She's still in a Nikita-ass situation and now they want her to kill the then-president of Russia, Boris Yeltsin.
Is that enough? No! No of course not. Because there's also 2017's Korean adaptation, 악녀 (The Villainess)!

악녀 (The Villainess) is a loose adaptation where she's already an assassin before she gets her death faked.
I'm not even going to go into the canceled PS2 game.
But yeah. There's a surprising number of these Nikitas.
* BTW if this was the point where you went "wait is foone just making up movies?", I'd like to say: thank you. Thank you for thinking I'm creative enough to make up BLACK CAT 2: ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT YELTSIN.
#la femme nikita#I almost made a table listing which ones are cop-killers#but it was surprisingly boring#answer: nearly all#also this is the post most likely to get me DMCA'd off tumblr!#I've seen none of these films but if I had to start it'd be with Black Cat 2#obviously
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*if your gender and sexuality brought on different feelings, vote for whichever you want. (whichever feeling was stronger, or first, or however you want to decide).
If you’re comfortable with it, put your sexuality and/or gender identity in the tags along with the feeling you experienced upon discovering it so we can see if any trends appear with correlations between certain identities and feelings!
#queer polls#hall of fame#i’ll go first for me it was a huge relief when i realized i was asexual#the nonbinary thing was a relief too but mixed with more anxiety#i tried to do an even spread of positive and negative emotions#but i sincerely hope none of you felt disappointed :(#queer#polls#lgbtqia+ polls#asexual#nonbinary#aromantic#aroace#lesbian#gay#bisexual#pansexual#demisexual#graysexual#transgender#intersex#polyamorous#polysexual#sorry if i missed any identities in the tags im just one guy#i’ll tag more as i see them show up in your answers
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hey! coming over to dc from marvel and the timelines are confusing me lmao. which continuity is considered “canon”?
#if this isn't a joke#then I am so so so sorry anon#the answer is....any and none of them#people pick one depending on the weather#or who they're beefing with on tumblr rn#dc#dc comics#marvel#marvel comics#I'm crying#not happy tears#the tears of someone realizing other people don't go through this#other fandoms have singular canon#singular continuity#not this hellscape
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I know this isn't what I normally post about (I say like I regularly post about anything), but I just watched Ted Lasso with my family and I had to.
Part 1: the people I would (maybe) trust
#ted lasso#roy kent#jamie tartt#rebecca welton#keeley jones#sam obisanya#ranking#coach beard#idk how to tag this#idk what im doing#would I trust them with my drink#short answer: there is none#long answer: maybe
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no context chappell roan hyde from the qna that I drew in five minutes. please enjoy
#the qna was so fun!! loved hearing all the answers to everyone’s questions <33#need to redraw this better at some point#the glass scientists#tgs#tgs hyde#my art#fanart#art#do NOT look closely at the lines or colouring and especially the anatomy because there is none 💔
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