#army dude

[sam-from-solitude]

Re-introducing my dark mirror antagonist in my 'verse. "If you think you can overpower me, go ahead. I have some new toys I wanna try out..."

The world of the future is home to many a strange sight, but none more so than the leader of a military force being a short green duck with cybernetics to make him an invincible superweapon. This is Mekk, and he's a tower of firepower!! First in the line of superpowered cyborg birds, Mekk is kitted out with just about any weapon you can think of, although his favourites tend to be huge green lasers, missiles from a hidden knee-mounted cannon, and various melee attacks via his giant metal claws! His combat abilities are unrivalled, as is his aggression. Despite this, he keeps things always aimed at the mission at hand, never straying from his current orders. No one lives to know who he gets his orders from... Mekk's past is unimportant to him, partly due to the fact it doesn't exist. He was born to serve the ruler of the giant dystopian spaceport he calls home, and was engineered specifically to fill the role of being a combat machine to maintain control over the fearful masses, as well as potentially take the rest of the planet by force! Mekk cares not for connections; friendship is not in his vocabulary as he was told personal feelings make him weak. He does share somewhat of a familial bond with his Secretary Bird sister Scarlet, however they come to blows a lot over basically everything...

Mekk fights for the thrill that comes with it, this was programmed into him to make him crave combat at all times, however he does exhibit behaviour hinting that he desires to be free of the constraints for which he was created. What he wants beyond that is unclear but it could mean that deep down, he wants a life of peace when his powers are no longer required..

[bigboomstick69]

i can’t believe i never talked about it on here yet but look at this fucking comic cover. guys. look at him. this is for the red sonja crossovers but GOD look how cutie he is. are they right on the edge of their copyright boundary? yes. but does ash look so cutie you want to throw him? also yes. sorry guys… i like this cover a lot…. he don’t got ONE scene where he needs to be doing all of that

[king-candybug-backup]

#BeatUpYourFaves (Bird is Randomalistic ofc lol)

[l4vmenn]

he loves his army lads 😈😈🤤🤤

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 3 of Arc II (Part 29)

and with this we hit 100 pages 🎉

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[raspberryzingaaa]

*sits bolt upright* the destruction of Kharbranth means that the Palanaeum was also destroyed

[cleocatrablossy]

Silly thought: what if Stan had an old leather jacket. Say, Shermie’s their older brother by around a decade or so and joins the military to fight in Vietnam. He’s originally put into the air force before being changed to some other part of the military. But he got the issued bomber jacket, and decided to send it back to Stanley. And Stanley cherished the thing, wearing it whenever weather permitted. Usually to the beach on windy days since it actually kept the gusts out. Usually he dressed for the weather, but if he was going to be caught by a sudden chill or breeze(or even rain though he generally tried to avoid damaging the jacket) it served him well. So at some point he started keeping it in his car when it was warmer.

When he got kicked out, it was the last gift from a family member he still had. So Stanley got even more protective of the jacket, but wear and tear always happens so as time went on he had to patch it up on occasion. Really whoever decided to put sleek loosely bound fabric in the lining was an idiot, because he ended up having to replace most of it. When he could he’d try to make the patches prettier or at least like a fashion statement, though most of them ended up being made of cheap- if not hardy- shirts and pants that reached a point of no return.

At some point though he decided that 1: it was likely becoming more expensive to fix the jacket then to just save up to get a new one and 2: he really didn’t want to lose that gift from the only member of his family that wasn’t there that night- and didn’t just let it happen. So he went back to storing the leather jacket once it hit spring and he ended up saving for the red hoodie. Sure it wasn’t quite as good against the wind or at general insulation, but it could survive getting wet just fine and when he zipped it up all the way didn’t jab into his jaw when slouching. Plus it had a hood and so offered some extra warmth for his head and neck.

After the portal incident, when he eventually moved his stuff from his car to the shack he brought the jacket inside. It went to the back of a chair for a while, but at some point he started using the closet and decided to free up some space by moving it there. He’d wear it down in the basement on colder days, and as the Murder Hut began to turn a mild profit he sat down and made sure it was in as good a condition as he could get it. He even sewed in a few patches in the lining using merchandise he couldn’t sell. Every piece of fabric in there was already tied to one event or another, so it only seemed fitting to have some from the tourist trap he was running now.

As the Mr. Mystery character evolved and he got clothes that were actually good for the weather he wore the jacket less and less. By the late 90s it was rare to see him in it.

But when he was called up for the birth of Dipper and Mabel he wore it. Shermie obviously had questions on why ‘Stanford’ had the jacket that he’d given to Stanley, and about the origins of some of the patches. Stan waved it off as the patches being mostly from highschool and it having been left in their room. Shermie let him off the hook, but they both knew that it was just him.

The jacket officially entered retirement to the closet after that.

Until one summer when the twins were twelve and came up to visit. Mabel was working on some project or other and was struggling with some stitches, and Stan offered to help. Mabel said she didn’t trust him with knowing how to sew things on properly, and he said he could prove it. So out came the jacket, old patches and all. They got to finish Mabel’s project together.

When Waddles got snatched by a pterosaur and Mabel insisted on getting him back, and then sticking next to the pig at all times, Stan decided that Mabel was absolutely going to wind up in danger in some way shape or form.

So he gave her the leather jacket, explaining it was passed down to him at around her age when he was starting to get into all sorts of trouble as well. He doesn’t say it was from his brother because no one knew if they’d see him again. They go through the history of each patch, and he makes some stories up when the actual explanation wouldn’t be good for Mabel to hear. She held onto it all summer, even if she didn’t wear it too much- it got hot and she was already always in a sweater.

But he and Ford managed to visit the twins in Piedmont during their spring break, and Mabel was wearing the jacket. Proudly she went ahead and showed off the new patches she’d sewn in. Of course there was a rough outline of a pig that she’d gone and embroidered some finer details on; then a pine tree, shooting star, fish, and six fingered hand; some general cryptid patches(at least one of which was stolen from Dipper), and cute vibrant patterns wherever there was something that genuinely needed patching.

[summertaters]

Weaponized Cuteness

[livelivefastfree]

fear as a counterweight

[and-fishing-equipment]

men in lesbian media are always these gross misogynistic weirdos or discarded straight guys. i know that's not right girl WHERE is her emotional support himbo. lesbians need a dude who doesn't exactly have anything to contribute to their arc but a lesbian once gave him some good advice and now he's forever an unyielding ally and friend to lesbians.

[copypastus]

Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.

Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.

[bikkue]

TIL there was a scrapped scene in the original script of The Wizard Of Oz in which Dorothy's friends are written as very Down To Murder

[moeblob]

He identifies as a villain and he wants to become a god but he's not doing the best job at being bad. Aside from ticking off the gods, he's done nothing but good - though claiming it's in the name of evil.

Himst: WHY would anyone of actual intelligence rely on such petty tactics as brainwashing or enchanting? So much can go wrong! On the other hand, I have a devoted following who will do as I say! (because he quite literally saved the lives of a town and they appreciate their savior)

[skullsterritory]

Decided I'd post these here too instead of Just the community. MY S4 DESIGNS WHERE I TURN EVERYTHING GAY. Tumblr hates not reducing quality so click it to make it not 3 pixels

They are not covered so u can see their whole faces

Skull and mask need to turn those frowns UPSIDE DOWN!!!! skull isnt even unhappy he just looks like that always even if he's extremely joyous he is like 😒. Mask hasn't experienced joy in years (/j)

Disregard my 50 thousand tags idk what to tag them as. Anyway the original little doodle thingy that i decided to make more detailed under the cut

Hi

Also this coloring thijg wip

i censored the f slur but im not bothering to redownload the uncensored ver

[pain-is-too-tired]

Was reminded again about the fact Nico was literally nearly sold to the Titan Army and now I'm upset this morning >:(

[satocidal]

random biker beside me waved at me (he was hot, like idk but he was); he waved twice and was about to tap on my window (the part where i went ????) but i was too busy lip syncing the song i was listening to (i saw him in the periphery, i might be delusional) and then whipped my head the other way 💀 so thus, he didn't tap on my window because ofc, that is weird but lol