#ask from december…

[azure-bluet]

mayhaps an ashswag to save lives..

one uu!ash (and a ls!woogie)

[nottsangel]

Theo making his strokes deliberately so the headboard bangs against Ron's wall to make sure he knows what’s going on 👀

tw voyeurism.

thud. thud. thud. theo’s bed slams into the wall with each harsh thrust, your knees pinned to your chest under the weight of his body. he supports himself on one forearm right beside you, while other hand cradles the top of your head, protecting it from banging against the headboard.

“teddy—” you gasp when the tip brushes against your sensitive g-spot, not even registering the loud thumps against the wall over your own moans. but theo does— in fact, he knows exactly who’s listening on the other side on the wall. and not just listening.

ron has a clammy hand wrapped around his leaking cock, the other fisting the sheets in desperation, as he softly whines your name. his brain turns to mush as all kinds of vivid, filthy scenarios rush through his mind— you riding him, sucking him off, stroking his cock with those pretty hands… he doesn’t even know what to focus on. the steady rhythm of the headboard combined with your lewd moans make his head spin and his mouth run dry.

theo, on the other hand, is focused on only one thing— making as much noise as possible. because what he’s doing to you here in his bed? ron can only dream of it. it makes him feel proud, cocky, self satisfied. it strokes his ego in ways he wouldn’t want to admit. and he doesn’t need to, because his fucked out girlfriend hasn’t got a clue.

he leans in, soft lips brushing against your ear as he pushes your legs even higher, practically folding you in half, before whispering just a single word, “louder.” his thrusts grow frantic yet calculated, hitting all the right spots at a brutal pace. not even a second later, loud, pornographic cries spill from your lips, and he smirks in pride and satisfaction.

god, you’re always such a good girl for him. that’s right— just for him. and ron? poor guy only has his right hand, because he’ll never get to experience you the way theodore can.

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[astronomodome]

Could you do an eldritch pearlescentmoon or a fae pearlescentmoon, please? :3

how about a little of both? :3

[deerspherestudios]

If mychael were to get married would he rather wear a suit or a wedding gown?

He's okay with both!

I've said before he doesn't mind wearing dresses, and honestly as long as you think he looks dapper he'd be happy to wear anything he's comfortable with.

[hotvintagepoll]

I love these polls. But this feels like a weird and uncomfortable time to continue them. While we are in the process of deciding whether or not to give fascism unlimited power in the greatest military power currently on the planet, these posts feel uncomfortably out of touch with the existential threat facing all of humanity. I cannot enjoy voting in silly polls when I know that all of humankind faces the threat of extermination.

When we can return to a less horrifying reality, I would enjoy revisiting these polls. At the moment, to continue them feels like a cruel celebration of privilege from those who are insulated from the most extreme consequences of current proposed policies. It is hard to think of what level of inhumanity is necessary to continue laughing in the face of so much world-wide horror.

Of course you don't have to stay, and I won't begrudge you at all for going. But there's one point of yours here I feel is worth discussing, and it's your last one: laughing in the face of world-wide horror.

There is a difference between laughing at horrifying things and taking a break to laugh. In a world that is horrifying—and, to be honest, has been horrifying since this blog began, and long before then, and will be after it's done—you need to laugh to keep your endurance. I mean that every step of the way. You will not be able to keep fighting for the people who need your help, including yourself, if you don't give yourself a break and let yourself have joy and silliness in little dollops on the regular.

In my real life, when I'm not posting hot silly people on the hot silly people blog, I try to find ways to help change the world for the better. I've been trying for a while. And one of the key things I've learned in that while is that having a little fun and silliness does not dilute the work of making the world better—it gives you the fuel to keep doing it. Your human brain and body need a muchness. They need joy and sorrow and work and rest and laughter to keep going—and before you say, that's a privilege! yes, in today's broken world it often is. It should not be one. It is a right. You have the right to find spots of joy, silliness, time off from the world.

Stuff sucks right now, but taking ten minutes off to let yourself rest is not going to contribute to the end of the world. We need to rest and laugh if we want to keep going. I've always said this is a silly blog, and I maintain that yes! it is silly, it is pointless, this is nothing big at all. Nothing here has any consequence. And that can be a small good thing at the end of the day. It doesn't mean the big stuff doesn't matter if we have the small stuff too. We can have both. We need both.

I hope you find peace, wherever you are.

[free-luigi-mangione]

my heart breaks for him and his family, not only they're going through something incredibly traumatizing but they're witnessing part of the internet refer to him as a murderer, writing horrible things about him and these trash articles. i really hope they're all taking care of themselves mentally, luigi especially because he must be going through hell. i really hope he has a lot of distractions in there, otherwise he's really going to lose his mind.

imagine seeing your baby boy/brother always be a sweet little gentleman and an overall awesome human being who was always top of his class, took part in various activities and enjoyed people's company and the people also loved him to seeing him being called a killer/murderer, facing insane charges, being kept in inhumane conditions (all prisons are inhumane in usa), seeing him shackled in court on live tv and facing the death penalty and seemingly all anybody cares about (according to the media) is his pretty face and his shackled ankles and loafers without socks and fake sex tapes, it's like going straight from heaven to the deepest pits of hell where no light could ever touch

i'd be so mad that the media isn't talking about the at least half a dozen NYPD officers facing multiple charges for falsifying evidence and false prosecution against other people or that his defense lawyers have filed motions talking about how his rights were violated when he was arrested or how there's a very very real chance that the police planted false evidences on him at the time of his arrest (look at what the NYPD officers are charged with, it's a normal thing for them) or that thousands of people are wholeheartedly supporting him and donating regularly to his fund and think he's not guilty by all accounts and want him to be free

Luigi seems to be coping by writing sweet letters expressing support and sympathy to people who're sharing their woes in their letters to him 🥹

[rawmato]

please sir, may we see some more of the church camp au

this one goes out to you.... and there will be many more to come

[crimsonmonsoon]

I never shared this omg- I totally forgot you guys I’m a just a dumb dumb. This was the Qi Rong print I was talking about potentially turning into a T-shirt design!! Except I don’t know how to make an online shop so if anyone has tips on that I’d be grateful.

(I put stuff in the tags cause I’m a sorry yapper)

[fauchart]

Hey! I've already told you this, but I absolutely love the way you draw both Snake and Bob, so how about something with these two? I adore their friendship from the early seasons ♥ (No pressure btw, feel free to just pick one of them if this would be too time consuming!)

They're buds, but being friends with Bob can be a tad challenging when he gets self-centered...

(idk if I made it obvious enough so just in case: the shiv in question is the toothbrush that they sharpened - a classic item to turn into weapons in prison nghgb)

[receding-tides]

Favorite splatoon character and what pokemon you think they would be

tincalton...... agent tinka-one......

[puppypuppypuppypuppy]

by any chance do you remember what brush(es) you used for the noelle haii drawing? i love the grainy blocky feel

I.... don't </3 but if i had to guess itd be a combination of these

theres... a lot in this pack so good luck bc i dont remember which they were! you also need to pay for these last two but if you cant i can dm them to you

[oifaaa]

Hi there, sorry that odd anon called you cringe, I do have a question sorry it's off-topic but does boxing day mean putting things in boxes, doing boxing as in combat sports or a secret third option?

It's the day after Christmas it's a bank Holiday originally a day to make donations to those in need now it's more about shop sales and posh cunty twats going fox hunting but at least it's a day off

[birbwell]

btw i saw a bunch of metalocalypse art including yours before watching the show so i fully expected Chad to show up and was super confused when he never did. I thought i must have missed an episode or something bc i still hadn't seen Charles brother yet

no this is true he shows up in season 5 its real (no).

[stillgotscars]

Get my car door, isn't that sweet? Then pull me to the backseat

[d-z20]

Hiii 

Would you mind doing an Agatha Harkness x reader, maybe with a breeding kink? ;3

Thankss!

Maybe with a breeding kink? maybe????

Definitely with a breeding kink, sweetheart 😌

The requests were piling up a bit so I've combined it with another that wanted spanking. I'm in the editing stage so it'll be out when it's out but to keep you hooked, here is a snippet of Yield and Obey:

“You like the idea, don’t you?” She taunts, her breath hot against your ear as she leans over you. “Being bred by me. Being so full that you can’t think of anything else.” “Yes,” you whimper, your voice breaking as you push back against her, desperate to give her whatever she wants. “Please, Agatha—please!”

[pillowspace]

It listened

This is such an ominous ask when I have no memory of what this was for