#askhells

[hellslilteaser]

Why have your DM’s open if you don’t reply like a good girl instantly?

Pfft, please - I’m an angel.

If I’m not responding as much as I use to it’s either -

A, because I’m binge playing the new CoD

B, because I’m asleep (opposite time zones to majority of this pixel hell hole)

C, because my subs on other platforms have increased and therefore my time is being spent on them (seeing they are paying my bills)

OR D, because my DMs are overwhelming at times and I’d rather chat on discord to my girlie mutuals

(It’s all of the above - you aren’t owed a response, get in the bin)

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[freelance-police-and-co]

"You've also been pretty rude"

"my dorky twin is right, who even are you?"

*mumbles impatiently* "stupid dad, it's only hell, I can handle it!"

((@askhell-llc ))

[axemetaphor]

for the fanfic asks: 17 and 20 perhaps

wwwwhatss up sorry this took forever i Crashed 

17. Describe a fic that is still in the ‘ideas’ stage.

I’ve wanted to write a jdate fic about them exploring an abandoned/half-destroyed theme park for A While after watching like a bajillion urbex youtube videos on that jHGFDS.... it’s perfect ambiance it looks just normal depressingly-dilapidated in the daytime and can be downright Creepy at night. problem is im not 100% sure what the hell they’d be investigating so im just Thinking about it ..... i might jsut work it into my au as well if i come up with a monster-of-the-week type of concept with it

20. Do you have a favorite fanfic or author? If so, tag them/post a link and share the love!

im gonna do one (or so-) for each of the 3 fandoms i Actually read fic for:

i have SUCH a hard time picking favourites BUT. i love my friends’ writing so so much like ted @askhell-llc ‘s stuff HERE (the first day of the rest of your life--mature content warning) and ....balls, i can’t find the zombie apocalypse AU on ao3 anymore but that was also Really Fuckin Good, but ted’s essays on here, as well, are really fuckin good. also of course i like your writing too, that goes without saying- 

for sonic fandom works, if @the-heart-of-a-monster doesnt technically count because it’s a fancomic not a fanfic then id pick this piece (So this is...) also from tai. i first read it like Years Ago before i had an ao3 and now ive just remembered I CAN LEAVE KUDOS FROM MY ACCOUNT NOW LMAO- and it like. totally Stuck In My Head. i love it

lastly, again i am Terrible at picking favourites BUT im gonna make myself pick Just One for jdate and that’s this one (tulips & carnations) that actually takes place in the movie universe rather than the books but it’s just ... so soft. but i have a small list of jdate fics that i really love whose energies i wish i could Capture and i could Honestly make a separate post of jsut that cause i am absolutely That Guy Who Goes On Deep Dives Into Tags On Tumblr And AO3 When They Get Invested In Things and ive found some real gems from a couple years back. 

[bawfulio]

Quickly threw this together after seeing @askhell-llc‘s post. I regret nothing and everything about this

Motion by autischar

Stage by SEGA

Platform by mmdfakewings18

Wine glass by scarletrose101

All Sam & Max models by me

Miku and Kaito model by YYB/maydayfireball

[triggerette]

@askhell-llc :v

[hellslilteaser]

What you doin at 1am cutie?

Having a ✨girl dinner✨ of watermelon & playing PS5.

All I’m missing is some cuddles and someone to play with my hair and let me sit in their lap?

[hellslilteaser]

curious whether you’ve ever had a bad experience with sex?

A few actually, haven’t we all!

I’ve thrown up halfway through sex (from drinking a bit too much that night) all over a guys bed on the first night I stayed at this guys house. Funnily enough it wasn’t the last night & we did have sex again (sans vomit).

My first time was pretty awful & was with someone who wasn’t listening to me or what I wanted. I have had multiple partners skip aftercare consistently after rougher sex which is always fucking awful.

Threesome that turned sour part way through.

Guy that accidentally punched me in the face (more of an uppercut) trying to pull my shirt off (was funny afterwards but holy shit it hurt).

Slept with a few guys that were just awful in bed, that’s never fun. Or just CANNOT find the clit.

Had a girl just refer to me as ‘dude’ constantly while being intimate, that was weird?

I’ve slept with a girl who is super whiny and ridiculously loud, it throws me off so much when it’s so overly dramatic. Also wasn’t very good at going down on me and was just basically motorboating my clit. Long nails as well which hurt like hell.

I swear I’ve had a lot of great sex! Hahahah.

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[hellslilteaser]

49, 22, 8

49. My last text says “6am class x”

22. I got about 3 hours of sleep last night.. not ideal!

8. My favourite artists/bands are Ghost, Sleep Horizon, You Me @ Six, the Maine, BMTH, Lainey Wilson, Zach Bryan, and JP Saxe.

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[hellslilteaser]

DARCY DID U JUST COME BACK TO LIFE

Hahahahahah, I just got flooded with these - so I’m just gonna answer one of them (also hiya wifey, miss me?)

I am currently working on a way to still operate on here (safely), I won’t say more than that right now.

But miss me? ✨🙊🖤

[hellslilteaser]

11 (they look brown/dark/green/hazel??)

Finally getting around to answering these (sorry team)!

11. My eyes are hazel! Mix between a golden brown inner & more of an olive green/dark green outer. I’ve always hated my eye colour but as of late I’m starting to like it & realise how unique (and kinda pretty) they are!

(@cheshirevelvet says they look like golden nebulas)

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[hellslilteaser]

HI ANON, IM ALSO ANON, LET THE GIRL ENJOY WHAT SHE ENJOYS you damn cave troll

Damn those cave trolls honestly, they all need to get in the bin!

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[hellslilteaser]

You are a damn queen😤

NO YOU 🖤

[hellslilteaser]

what body part of yours do you like the most?

Im finally getting through my asks, I really like some of these random anon asks.

My ass (this I’m guessing is the answer you want or expect me to give). While I do like my booty & have worked very hard for it - I’d say my brain (that counts right?).

I’ve answered something similar ages ago, but I’m really proud of my intelligence, how my mind works and my reasoning/rational thinking. I know I’m a good person, I am emotionally intelligent and while there’s a good amount of ✨ mental illness ✨ going on in there (spicy character flaw), I’d say it’s my biggest strength.

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[hellslilteaser]

15 for the asks please

I took a few days break while I was recovering from my injury & dealing with a few things.

15. Personality description

I’d definitely describe myself as intense, I have no grey area. I love incredibly hard and am fiercely loyal to those I care about (this gets me in trouble as I will fight others fights to protect them). I am ridiculously protective of my sister & my younger friends. I am tenacious & if I want something I’ll obsess over it till it happens.

I’m selfish when it comes to the people I love, I would never be a self sacrificing hero if it meant giving up the one I love. I’m very often deliberately misunderstood.

I am blunt, to the point and a lot of people that don’t know me presume I’m cold. I care about everything either way too much or absolutely zero. I try to handle everything with grace, but fuck around and you’ll find out. I’m kind & create safe spaces for others.

I am witty, intelligent & love gathering knowledge. A very dark sense of humour but giggle at the simplest things too. I have far too many hobbies & commit myself to things fully. I get frustrated easily when I’m not instantly good at things & there is not a single bone in my body that isn’t competitive.

I was raised in a very ‘traditional’ family so my views of a lot of things are derived from this (this surprises people seeing how open minded I am). I am articulate & ‘proper’ in a lot of things because of this. I am obsessed with my family genealogy.

I am incredibly shy at first or in situations I’m uncomfortable in. I’m either the most awkward or most confident (falsely) in a room. I’m personality type A, a cancer & an extroverted introvert.

I love seeing long answers to this question so here is mine! X

[hellslilteaser]

20 (SAY it’s me)

20. My favourite song at the moment is HEAVEN AND BACK by Chase Atlantic. Probably the most poppy and mainstream shit I’ve listened to in ages, but it’s a bop to drive to and it’s been stuck in my head. (sorry you’re not my favourite song anon, deepest condolences)

Do not fret, I am still listening to my ‘daddy issues emo girl’ music between repeats of the above song. It’s all about balance.

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[hellslilteaser]

31🖤

Treeee 👋🏻😇

31. 3 random facts about me:

- I am hyper-mobile in my lower back, making me incredibly flexible!

- My party trick is chugging/skolling a drink. I’m a weapon at it.

- I won $25 at bar (while out for a friends birthday) for being able to rap ‘Killshot’ by Eminem perfectly.

These random enough? Hahah

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