#asks :]

[entityoffline]

I HAVE A HC FOR THE UNDERTALE SPAMTON

*clears throat* sense his text box are letters I like to think that what he says gets delayed a bit from when he actually says it

For example: Spamton wants to say something, he opens his mouth and nothing comes out, a brief moment later you hear his voice

i was thinking of something like this already but you've put it into words for me... great minds think alike

i think he'd only ever pause like this if he's considering what to say more. i mean, if you wanted to scam the captain of the royal guard you'd also want to take a second to think of the perfect bait. it's also just that tenna realized attempting to scam, again, the captain of the royal guard... was maybe not the best idea on their part

[acid-ixx]

How would (forced) cuddling with dick look like?

I'm very curious pookie 😉

— masterlist ! ; discord server !

ohh, bae, he is a complete mess. dysfunctional, downright diabolical if he doesn't fill out his affection meter with you. although yes, i don't see him as stereotypically affectionate as he is portrayed (as in, immediate hugs towards people, even to mere acquaintances, but since you're a different case—), to be as physically close as he is to someone he absolutely 100% adores (you), you wouldn't even know what the concept of boundaries is anymore the moment he gets his grubby fingers on his precious darling (you).

and i mean he's completely attached to your hip. always watching, always a finger magnetized on your body. a hand wrapped around your shoulder whenever you two walk, maybe his pinky finger attached to yours, even during dinner he's completely insistent that you be seated right next to him, hands always ruffling your hair, slowly shifting your own chair so that you're almost always facing him. he always insists that you be right next to him at any moment when needed.

(or else he crashes out, nobody wants to see him crash out, at least not anymore. bruce suffered the most the moment he merely confronted the boy that your room doesn't need to be as close to his and how you also need to spend time with the others— he's greedy for your love).

so how would cuddling with dick be like? he's not as huge as jason to be described akin to a teddy bear, but god does he feel more like a searing anvil pinning you down on the sofa once he feels another particular wave of cuteness aggression from the moments you push him away with a heated glare. i'm talking head buried deep on your shoulders, muscled legs locked tightly around you, hands stamped right on your back as he lazily mutters about his day, about how happy he is with that stupidly dazed grin of his, that he finally fucking got to talk with you properly, like he isn't busy breaking his posture to fully engulf you with his body whilst crushing your own bones under him.

he's warm, yes, and he's almost like a weighted blanket, but he's a fucking mess, desperate to feel your skin nearly melting with his. some days, it feels like you're sharing the same breath. some days, it feels like you don't ever go a day without him anymore, even though he returns back to bludhaven to finish his heroic duties, he's still always somehow finding a way to call you— even spiritually he's always there, like an affectionate palm plastered on the crook of your shoulders. like he's overcompensating for the lack his presence for years, he's everywhere. nowadays, you couldn't even spend a peaceful moment by yourself because it's like he's imprinted his entire touch on you. you couldn't even sleep without feeling his ghostly fingers gently grazing your cheeks and his familiar voice whispering assurances to you that you'll never feel lonely anymore.

and everyone, even strangers, know it— how substantial dick's presence is.

because even after days without him suffocating you with his cuddles, it's like you could still feel his lips pressing kisses on the crown of your head and his fingers rubbing circles on the expanse of your back.

[todaysbird]

This is Esther, she's a Harris's Hawk. She's not my pet, I'm her's (or butler!). She's working falconry and pest control bird so she helps me pay my bills. (We're hired to chase pigeons and gulls out of particular areas, no hunting is done on the job!) Here's her enjoying her moult as she grows in new feathers doing her best chicken impression.

Very cool, I was reading about jobs like yours earlier today!

[ao3polls]

how often do you go on ao3?

multiple times a day

once a day

every couple of days

every few days

just at weekends

weekly

every couple of weeks

monthly

i don't go on ao3 much at all (go months without it)

it varies too much to say

never

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[thedrinkingg33k]

Because someone asked for a Q and A. Here a pretty extensive one i found.

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[entityoffline]

i soo so so love your undertale au with spamtenna!! a silly thought i have with them is that sometimes tenna will get stuck repeating part of a sentence like a video tape being rewound over and over, and spamton has to climb up his tall ass to move his antennas around to fix it— or give him a good smack on the side of his head lmao

ahhh so many of you are reading my mind!!! i headcanon a similar thing happens with deltarune tenna (which ends up making smacking the side of his head/pulling his antennas a rather unhealthy stim of his) although this happens MUCH more often with my version of undertale tenna since he's already pretty busted up... it's a good thing he's got a buddy though! they've got each other's backs, after all

*please remember i'm not the creator of this au! this is just my interpretation of it

[todaysbird]

I met him in a bakery

A Customer

[charl0ttan]

I always read your name as "charlatán", which is spanish for someone who talks a lot and tells a lot of lies

ur not gonna believe what english word my url is a pun on

[yetanothersadboys-blog]

This seems fun. Hit me with em

Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I'll confirm or deny them.

!!!

[guineapigposting]

I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

[kittybroker]

Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

[todaysbird]

Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature

BEWARE OF THIS!!

[ourladyofomega]

Tonight's chuck-a-luck is going on! Pay your money and take your chances with an ask.

send me "what's your favorite.." asks 💫

[hellsitegenetics]

U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

[infectiouspiss]

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all