#autobot command

[transfrmrs]

Ironhide, over comms: Prowl, can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things. Prowl: No. I set him loose on purpose. Prowl: He needs enrichment.

[zeropro]

I think he was a good man once.

[ominouspuff]

DHC past and present

[keferon]

…..I should be working rn but one of the songs in my playlist hit harder than usual so

[sketchnskribbles]

Elita One bringing out her minors miners out for their daily mandatory walk. What a wonderful Supervisor she is 🥰

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Noticed some things about the Autobot rankings, now I’m not saying that they shouldn’t be in high command, buttt it does look kinda weighted from an outsiders perspective lol

[leftexpertbread]

Bumblebee after receiving the command of the Autobots because nobody knew if Optimus was alive or not. But he shouldn't be the leader because he can't decide between waffles and pancakes and now he's wondering why the hell the Autobots chose him for the leadership role if he can't even make the most simplest choicest without internally breaking down and Optimus you better be alive or I swear on our dead friends I'm coming for yo-

[niiwa-angel]

I need a "The Office" style show with the Decepticons.

Cutaways with Starscream where he explains his elaborate plan to kill Megatron, which then cuts to said plan blowing up in his face somehow.

Soundwave sneaking his cassettes around into restricted areas because they aren't supposed to be there.

Shockwave starring dead eyed at the camera while Megatron completely fucks up his well crafted plan because he wants to get one over on Prime.

Skywarp being like Jim, constantly pulling pranks around the office. His favourite target is Breakdown.

An entire storyline about who's stealing snacks from the fridge. It ends up being Ravage but Thundercracker takes the blame.

There are random cuts to the Autobots and they're also dysfunctional, but it somehow works out in their favour.

Optimus begrudgingly agreeing with Red Alert and allowing him to set up more aerial defenses. It doesn't stop any seekers but it does, somehow, keep a bear away from them.

Bumblebee and Cliffjumper constantly getting mixed up, no matter how far they go trying to differentiate themselves.

Running joke about Ironhide age. He'll randomly tell a story from an implausibly long time ago and nobody knows if he's joking or not.

Ratchet, Hoist, Pharma, First Aid, and Ambulon having random, Scrubs styles episodes about the shit they have to deal with, taking care of the Autobots.

The Lambo Twins pulling pranks and they accidentally defeat the Decepticons. Prowl still sends them to brig.

Mirage turning invisible to spook other Autobots

[pocoslip]

I can't help but Miss Armourless White Ultra Magnus again everytime I see Minimus Ambus

(Sorry Minimus Ambus Fans)

[transingthoseformers]

Thinking about Optimus forgetting to switch accounts and accidentally reblogging a string of gun fetish posts onto his main😔

[transfrmrs]

Jazz: Look, Optimus, we're not mad you tried to sacrifice yourself again. We're just disappointed. Ratchet: I'm actually mad. I'm actually very mad.

[cybertron-after-dark]

Low intelligence specimens

[cykepedia]

collection of prowl getting sucker punched

[witchofthesouls]

Can we some some bird boy Jack and motherly Soundwave? Kinda funny if Optimus doesn’t know what to make of Soundwave offering to help his strange fledgling

Anon, I raise you that the 'cons are doing 'pstpstpst' to the little bird, trying and failing to steal Jack away. Some 'cons are really curious if it's actually the real deal. Others are thinking of ransoming Jack back for supplies. There's also a general consensus that the Autobots, a faction of civilian or higher caste alt-modes, don't know how to truly care for a frame suited for military and war. Much less a Seekerkin sparkling.

Jack is, however, super careful, especially around Skywarp since Jack was warned about the Seeker's teleportation ability. Soundwave is really trying to edge the kid out by using the Cassettes. Rumble and Frenzy enjoy gross facts, video games, and TV shows. Ravage leans into Jack's scavenger and hunting tendencies.

The Decepticon Seekers are adamant that TFP Optimus doesn't know how to care for the sparkling properly. The little one needs a proper and stable flock. Not whatever paltry and lackluster substitute the Autobots ape at. They look at the Aerialbots as an example of their massive failure. Made worse as the Autobots do have a few remaining Seekerkin, and yet they let go of their own community ties and cultural identity.

Ohhhh, the screaming matches between the Decepticon Command Trine versus the remaining Autobot Praxians.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Probably the worst group of brother in laws imaginable

[cursed-transformers-gifs]