#incorrect idw tf

[transfrmrs]

Ironhide, over comms: Prowl, can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things. Prowl: No. I set him loose on purpose. Prowl: He needs enrichment.

[er-cryptid]

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[cyhmer]

This is totally what they implied in that scene

[unicornblossom13]

Bumblebee: Okay, who’s the hottest bot you can think of?

Jazz: Prowl.

Bumblebee: Okay, Jazz… Prowl isn’t here right now. You can be honest with me.

Jazz: Prowl is a ten.

Bumblebee: He’s a six, at best!

Jazz: You take that back!

[name-is-tired]

That one meme video but Starscream multiverse

Therapist(Rung I guess): "Fine, your all without (loving) fathers alright."

SG Starscream: "I'm not. I fucking love my dad (Megatron)."

Qué montage of Megatron being careful and caring to Starscream and making sure he's alright and overall having fun.

SG Starscream: "My dad's fucking awesome 😎."

Other Starscream's: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

[km3tt0]

Have some of my stupidity because I was bored and I love doing these (it’s mostly StarBee and Dratchet)

[novatraveler-s-archives]

Store Worker: Would Prowl please come to the front desk?

Prowl, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: (points to the constructicons)

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Constructicons, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Prowl: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Trabajador de la tienda: ¿Podría Prowl venir a la recepción?

Prowl, llegando al escritorio: Hola, ¿hay algún problema?

Trabajador de la tienda: (apunta a los constructicons)

Trabajador de la tienda: ¿Creo que te pertenecen?

Constructicons, al mismo tiempo: Nos perdimos :(

Prowl: Ni siquiera los traje aquí conmigo-

[dezmolad]

they all said those things it's canon actually

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark… Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes* Megatron: What was that noise? Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.

[swivelbot]

Sunstreaker: This is Bob, don’t worry, he’s homeless.

Rodimus: Don’t you mean harmless?

Sunstreaker: No, he can kill you, I’ve just given him shelter and chocolate milk.

[water-petal]

The djd when they found out tarn is dating deathsaurus/overlord (it's my fav poly shit if you hate it fuck off and ignore it)

Kaon: are you for....tarn no...tarn please, you can't keep chasing red flags-

Vos: *silently judging him and contemplating tarns life decision* Nickel: oh yeah? one of the mf who pushed you at least 30feet into the ground during the garden megatorn incident or the fact one of those fuckers handed you explosive? tarn please be fr, you are not bob the builder your aft couldn't even fix your sleep schedule

helex: good for you boss *in his mind he is just thinking about his boss getting it from both-*

tesarus: it's the build isn't it boss?

[transfrmrs]

Prowl: Comm me when you're home safely Jazz: I'm home dangerously Prowl: Stop it Jazz: I'm home lethally

[er-cryptid]

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[thegrinningghost]

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know anything about Transformers Lost Light.

. . . except for that I think this quote fits somebody in it—

“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in!”

— Snakes on a Plane, 2006

[unicornblossom13]

Optimus: What the Pit, Prowl? Why do you have all these weapons laying around?

Prowl: I have these high-tech weapons painstakingly stockpiled in case a certain frenemy of yours- [gestures to Megatron] decides to turn on us some day.

Optimus: Prowl!

[name-is-tired]

I was thinking about people and this popped in my head and I was like you know what. He would, he so would say this. Especially to Megatron

And he's so right to.

Don't know if this is already a quote but yeah 👍