#azaleaandpuppeteer

[zippyskyfalls]

Here, take my silly art as a sacrifice to Athena!

[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

OOC: MY FRIENDS PLEASE STAY SAFE

MY FRIEND'S RP BLOGS ARE SLOWLY GETTING NUKED BY TUMBLR, I'D SACRIFICE MYSELF TO MAKE SURE IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO OTHERS!!!

PLEASE STAY SAFE!!!

[zippyskyfalls]

BRO I HAD A GENIUS MINI COMIC IDEA-

(Everyone from the Waddles kidnapping Saga, so @mabel-pines-rpblog @dipperpinesrpblog @ask-lumpy-waldo )

(Inspired by a video I once saw)

Mabel: These 4 people make the perfect "Friend" group

Waldo: No I can't have coffee with Cream on it, makes me shit my pants.

Puppeteer: Don't be a pussy! What are you gonna do? Let milk run in your legs? "Oh yes Daddy milk, I will do whatever you want"

Dipper: Hey, you don't have to drink that. Stop trying to make people shit their pants

Azalea: oi'm 'arry stoils, sorry, you said ya shit your pans?

[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

An Apology.

This account has been on Hiatus for... probably 3 months or so.

I've been neglecting this blog and am here to announce I PROMISE I'll pick this shit up again!

I'm opening asks. Azalea and Puppeteer will be answering both of them... I promise I won't give up on this blog.

[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

Where we've been (Aka the owner's poorly disguised excuse for being Lazy)

I-is it working?

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Alright. Here goes nothing. Hello, My name is Azalea lexia Denise Scott. I'm a resident at Gravity Falls Origen and have devoted my life to figuering out what's wrong with the pines family.

about 2 months ago I met puppeteer, a demon from another demension who's goal is to assist me with anything I desire

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Language! So, I don't know how long it's been since we were in Demension 46 but the fact is... We're Stuck between demensions

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For what I can only hope to have been the past month we have both attempted to find our way back to my home, Puppeteer has unfortunately sneaked off a couple times... I hope we can find a way back home...

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[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

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remember: hes a brain goblin and if hes infront of you then you are Dreaming. ford did not remember this, as he was too busy hiding his willy from billy

[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

[zippyskyfalls]

With a girly secret <3

- Mod

Ford and Mabel Bonding!

because because because,,,

I gotta,,,

[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

SHE DID WHAT!? God that's gonna have terrible or even PERMANANT reprecusions on your hair

SAYING THAT WON'T CALM HIM AZZY!

SHUT IT. You were sent here on a good Behaviour Program. Don't make me call the Therapism and tell them you've been causing Chaos.

...Yes Azalea.

mabel put GLITTER IN MY SHAMPOO.

MY HAIRISRUINED AAH

[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

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Puppeteer--

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I guess I see your point... If there's anything you don't feel comfortable sharing that's fine, I don't wanna get arrested again, kidnapping those pigs was a poor decision. But we'd appreciate it if we could hear more, we've been trying to find our way home for maybe 3 months and are trying to have as much information as possible on the demensions we travel to on the way.

(I heard my codes take a while to translate so sorry if they always do end up a bit weirdly)

(also for any other people reading this, THE AZAELA AND PUPPETEER BLOG IS FUCKING BACK BABYYYY!!!!)

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GODDAMNIT. I leave you alone with the communicator for 2 minutes and you communicate with other dimensions!? As soon as we get to the main base we're having a talk Puppet.

- @askazaleaandpuppeteer

You two sound familiar...thank you for the compliment on my hat! And my universe is interesting!

[zippyskyfalls]

SHE RAMSACKED MY WINE STASH AND NOW SHE'S DRUNK!!!

Sup azzyyyyYyYyyy. I love you bbg 💚💚💚

GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT AND SLEEP!!!

No can do Kangaroo

MABEL I FEEL SICK AND DRANK THIS MUCH GRAPE JUICE 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚

puppeteer???? hello??????

WHYD YOU DRINK SO MUCH? PUT THE GRAPE JUIXE AWAY.

[zippyskyfalls]

That's it. Fuck the Therapism, no one insults Mabel like that 🔫

...That's a water gun... AND DON'T SHOOT KIDS WHAT THE FU-

WHYAR EYOU BEING SO MEAN TO MY BROTHER??? i get he SEEMS like a total loser but he is NOT and i LOBE HIMandI DON T GET IT

um hate to break it to you but he is a loser…

god what’s with all the bright colors? That sweater is almost as bad as the ones Pacifica wears…

[zippyskyfalls]

Oh... Him. He's not exactly a good person, he Ended his family and his Demension all because he couldn't afford 3d glasses. However, the Axolotl has its favorites.

[An Encounter]

Guys, Has anyone else been randomly visited by a giant axolotl?! I WAS!..

In my dreams- But it FELT SO REAL!

I got Grunkle Ford to draw it for me! So maybe anyone can tell me what this means!

[I cannot find the artist. but credits to them]

[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

Your hair is absolutely ruined. I'll try to create a solution for this, but it's probably Permanant

YOU AREN'T HELPING HIM AZZY!

Shut up. Don't forget - You're here on a good behavior program. Don't make me call the Theraprism and tell them about all the Chaos you've caused.

...Yes, Azalea.

Thank you. Dipper, I'll work on a solution for you... though it'll he hard.

mabel put GLITTER IN MY SHAMPOO.

MY HAIRISRUINED AAH

[askazaleaandpuppeteer]

Well, we like to learn what events lead to what happened, in most universes we follow a chain of events

stupid Gideon guy (he scammed me out of 50 bucks once.) likes your sister, she doesn't like him anymore, dumb robot action, Bill cipher appears, Stan is like "Finally I have them all". You meet your OTHER Grunkle (always thought it was weird that Stanford became totally different after Stanley "died"). Blablabla Weirdmaggeddon (still don't know how that stuff wasn't erased from my memory, guess that deal with Fiddleford helped me after all.) and you and your sister left.

there are rare opportunities where something happens between those events to cause a different reaction, since Puppeteer's role from the dumb Celestial councel thing seems to be hopeless we can't just figure out this stuff by ourselves, so we like to learn about it from a member of the Pines family (since your family is the most exposed to this stuff)

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GODDAMNIT. I leave you alone with the communicator for 2 minutes and you communicate with other dimensions!? As soon as we get to the main base we're having a talk Puppet.

- @askazaleaandpuppeteer

You two sound familiar...thank you for the compliment on my hat! And my universe is interesting!