#back to you jim

[beezunart]

Ok where the hell did all the Jim memes go

[tossawary]

I just know in my heart of hearts that in "Star Trek" at one point, there was some moral panic somewhere on Vulcan (among the uppity sorts) because Human culture was "infecting" the local youth with their overly emotional, destructive, unproductive, frivolous, and uneducational ways.

And what was actually happening was that a bunch of Vulcan kids got really into 23rd-century "Minecraft" or something.

Small Vulcan child @ another Vulcan child: (in a tone that sounds flat to Humans but angry as hell to Vulcans) "You have compromised the optimization of my fortress. I am having an emotional urge to blow up your house... in Minecraft."

[forecast0ctopus]

not divulging my thoughts on star trek (2009) rn. but this scene is like a cartoon to me

[icras]

my hallucination I used to see

I used to see, it felt so real

But now I plead, just take the deal

I promised you a contract

I promised you a contract

[vampyrochor]

[getthembees]

it’s interesting that during bruce wayne murderer/fugitive dick and cass are the two members of the batfamily who hold onto the belief that bruce is innocent the longest, to the point they get mad at others for doubting him. compared to babs and tim who start to doubt once the evidence starts leading that way

[m1ssunderstanding]

The Psychology of Paul McCartney in Quotes

I think I'll go ahead and post these as they are and invite people to please send in quotes that you think might add something to these because I know they're definitely not complete! Or if you have other Paul Issues TM that you think I should do a compilation on let me know!

As it stands, the docs have the quotes organized chronologically so they tell a story. Some quotes made it into more than one doc because there is a lot of overlap, but I tried to keep it as organized as possible. I think it's pretty head-spinning reading some of these things in the order that they are. It makes him make more sense to me.

[morganbritton132]

Companion piece to this post and this post.

Wayne, walking out of Family Videos , sees a dog sitting in the passenger seat of Hopper’s truck. Walks over to it and pets it through the open window. He sees that the dog doesn’t have a collar and has a pretty jacked up paw. She’s a mangy little thing so…

He takes her.

He borrows some dog food from his neighbor, gives her some water. He pulls the glass from the baby’s paw and gives her a bath before setting her up in front of the tv with a pillow and a blanket.

He named her Lucky.

Then an hour later there’s a heavy knock on the door and Hopper’s coming in like, “Damn it, Wayne. I’m not even a cop anymore. Give me my damn dog.”

“She ain’t got a collar.”

“She was in my car,” He stresses, “I was in the store. Buying a collar. Stop taking my shit, Munson.”

“Wooow,” Eddie says, emerging from his room to be an annoyance, “Can’t believe you called Steve a piece of shit.”

Steve, pressed up so close to Eddie’s back that it looks like he’s practically merged with him, “YOU GOT EL A DOG?!!! Hop, she’s going to love that!”

So, Wayne gives back Lucky easy and with a smile, and he tells him, “Glad you’re alive again, Jim.”

“So, am I,” Hopper says, clapping a hand on Wayne’s shoulder before jabbing a finger at dumb and dumber over there and saying, “I can smell what you two are doing back there. Knock it off.”

Hopper leaves with Lucky under his arm as Steve scoffs, “You’re not a cop.”

[wabar]

I headcanon that Vulcans have feline traits ==> I must draw kitty Spock with moving ears and glow-in-the-dark eyes that dilate.

He goes crazy for laser pointers. They are banned from the bridge. Looking at you, Jim.

[lichqueenlibrarian]

Spock referring to Kirk when things are fine: the Captain, Captain Kirk

Spock, the second there might be even the slightest whiff of peril: Jim

[246bce]

Common? Well that's just hurtful.

[starsailores]

aftg fandom has made yaoi of every male character in the series barring nathan wesninski and his inner circle. where's the outrageously silly bodyguard x mob boss fic between patrick dimaccio and nathan wesninski while mary and nathaniel are on the run. where's the fic of romero malcolm and jackson plank trying to hide their budding romance from their employer. it's like stuart x ichirou but indescribably sillier. come on guys

[trek-tracks]

Starfleet Therapist: So what do we do when our ex won't speak to us

Kirk: Draft them out of retirement back into military service under my command

Starfleet therapist: nO

(this is a joke, obviously. Kirk would never go to therapy)

[irenereru]

⚠️SONIC MOVIE 3 SPOILERS UNDER THE READ MORE⚠️

For some reason I got reminded of this "Draw your ship like this" drawing, and I thought it fitted The Scene

(This is the original art I'm talking about)

So yeah...

Here you go!

Stobotnik is canon... But at what cost...

[married2thegrind]

Trollhunters Headcanons

Jim is able to unhinge his jaw. After Merlin turned him into a half troll, Jim unhinged his jaw every at meal just to unnerve the wizard. This went on for months.

Claire is an eldrich horror and everyone is scared of her to this day. The only ones who somehow don't know - or simply dont care - are Jim and Notenrique.

After becoming a half troll, Jim began making troll-adjacent versions of human food, with Blinky and Notenrique happily being taste testers.

During the nights Barbara was working at the hospital, Jim started teaching Draal about different things humans did in human households.

They had a 'sleepover' the day after the whole Pyrobligst debacle.

Draal and Jim would often compare the differences between human and troll lifestyles.

Toby and Aaarrrgghh helped make Arcadia more troll-friendly after the Eternal Night. Then they made extra upgrades to the town after General Morando attacked and the town found out about Area 49-B.

After making the short film about Captain DJ Kleb, Toby sent it to the Trollhunters in New Jersy for them to watch, since they couldnt be there for the opening night.

Jim purrs. He hates it.

The Trollhunters think otherwise and do their best to make him purr every interaction they have. He purrs the loudest around Claire and Toby.

Aaarrrgghh can regularly be seen with children climing him like a jungle gym.

Jim bullies Blinky relentlessly after the time travel incident. 'Blink, Dictatious was more welcoming than you-'

Jim also has to reassure Aaarrrgghh that they are friends, even now that Jim has seen that side of him. Aaarrrgghh would not let him go for the rest of the day.

[juliavaccina-art]

After a long tiring day, Rowlf plays the piano for himself

(A LOve marriage between the Muppets and Fantasia 2000)