#bad items

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Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos

[cornobblethecat]

Dnd item idea: a lighter, when a scene is really dramatic or something bad will soon happen, it doesn't work, but when it's safe it works. Does one psychic damage per 5 uses

[notspellsfromaspellbook]

+8 to thoughtful presents

A wizard that uses a wrapping paper tube as their magic staff. They cast spell of *bonk*

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"

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Item: Asbestos Gauntlets

[torturemachina]

via Tokyoalice website

[bamsara]

I live in an interfaith household and trying to explain how we prepare for holiday season to someone outside the household is weird

my mother celebrates jewish holidays, step-father doesnt but loves yule, i have no idea what my siblings are, theres a lot of seasonal decor for holidays. why are there so many holidays. there is too much (< person who's been sorting tote boxes for two hours straight)

[mozzaremi]

his tsundere swag is funny to me

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Item: large jar of Malört, a wormwood liqueur, flavored with vintage baseballs

Saw this, thought of you.

What makes this art and not merely fuckery is that it's not "Malort Baseballs" or "Baseball Malort", it's that it's baseball infused Malort.

I kept coming to this ask and looking at it and trying to decide how to describe the image and just...sighing and walking away again in defeat. But not today! Today I will identify this beast!

But also like.

I keep seeing the image and thinking...It's not like it would make the Malort worse.

[ID: A large glass candy jar in what appears to be a bar or possibly an antique store, difficult to tell. The jar is full of baseballs which are soaking in an amber liquid that reaches the rim. A label on the jar has the logo of Nisei Lounge, a Chicago bar, and under that reads: "Baseball infused Malort. Tastes like trading away Willson Contreras. Unlike every beloved veteran cubs player, this is not for sale."]

[drenched-in-sunlight]

one thing i find interesting is that Rellana's sword description said the red one is engraved with "golden flame", it's the same flame seen on Fire Knights' weapon and Messmer's spear. so, flame with gold tinge.

only the flame in Messmer's Orb has black tendrils of the Dark / Abyss, and it's the Orb description that specifically states he hates his fire. other items like his Kindling and Embers also have very distinctive dark outlines (the Kindling description confirms the Abyssal Serpent was eating away at the fire).

so we can safely assume Messmer's fire, when given to others, carries over the golden grace Marika blessed him with, whereas when it's Messmer himself wielding it, or if it's a catalyst that "can't find purchase" in other hosts like Fire Coil / Fire Serpent spell, it will always have the additional dark tendrils, since only Messmer carries the Abyssal Serpent. such a neat design choice and a very consistent way to showcase that.

and it kinda makes me emotional because Marika is vulnerable to fire, yet her blessing to her son is so strong that her gold bleeds into his fire, & it's something that carries over when he shared it to those under his command. like how full of warmth and love that blessing must be? man.

Ymir i get it. i get you. you covet the strength of a mother so much cuz that strength is truly incomparable. welcome back BIoodborne's "Let the pungence of Kos cling, like a mother's devotion...Mercy for the poor, wizened child."

[randomitemdrop]

Item: 10,000 poison Ivy berries

[renonv]

Pov: you are Francis stuck on a long carriage ride with your freak friends (good for them)

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Item: someone thought it would be badass to demand a cursed black sword from an imprisoned Fiend without being specific enough

Lace Morgul Blade by Jonathan Pinchera

[baba-is-blog]

Ever played any Roblox games? Which ones? Did you like them?

TRANSACTIONS AND LIMITEDEDITION IS DISLIKE

BABA IS COLLECTOR AND ALONE

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Skirt of Junk Pinch; if the Command Word is spoken the wearer will be pinched on the junk by the lobster, and the skirt an only be removed by another Command Word (or the usual divine intervention or Wish spell). Created for use on prisoners but also occasionally found at clubs of a certain type

Schiaparelli's 'Lobster Skirt' - Spr/Sum 2024

[quinnyyyleft]

Our DM gave us a shared bag of holding.

It's called the "Bag of Sharing" and we each got a fanny pack type bag that meets the big one that one of us carries. So all of our items and supplies can get shared.

Today, one of our party members stored a martini in her bag, and another party member dipped his hand in it.

10/10 Magic Item