#barbie helluva boss

[salliewire]

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[autisticblitz]

girlfriends girlfriends girlfriends ❤️

[rhiandoesfandom]

I love that it's canon that before the fire, Blitz and Barbie were really close. Gods I want that for them again.

[blitzwhore]

Okay, but just imagine Blitzø breaking down in season 3 after Barbie yells in his face, in front of the whole gang, that Blitzø killed their mother.

And everyone just. Goes quiet. Everyone except for Blitzø, who suddenly can't breathe as he yells back a choked, "it was an accident!"

But his sister doesn't care. And she yells back as much, also ugly-crying, angry and heart-broken beyond words. She doesn't care that it was an accident, because that doesn't change the fact that their mom is dead.

And she keeps yelling, telling him she doesn't care how much he regrets it, or how much he's changed, or how many people in Hell love him and want to have him around, because she'll never be one of them. She'll never be able to look at him and not see the person who took her mother and brother from her.

And as she finally storms off, Blitzø almost collapses, his legs shaking so much they suddenly won't hold his weight.

But he doesn't collapse. Because Millie is there to catch him just in time, and a moment later Loona, then Moxxie are all around him, holding him up as he sobs.

Stolas, too, steps closer, his heart breaking for Blitzø—but he doesn't join the embrace. Not because he doesn't want to, but because he doesn't know how to. He's never been the one to hold Blitzø while he cried, and he just—he's frozen in place, not knowing what Blitzø wants or needs right now, or how to give it to him.

But then Millie looks up. And sees the look on his face, and how he's almost crouching to be on their level even as he hovers just out of their reach.

So she stretches out an arm. Offers an opening for him—an invitation. Blitzø, too, glances up to look at him through the tears. He's so overwhelmed by the feeling that he doesn't deserve any of them he can barely breathe, much less ask Stolas to hold him. But it's okay, because the rest of them know Blitzø well enough to know what he needs, and they all part slightly so Stolas can join in on their hug.

Finally, something in Stolas breaks and he caves in—falls on his knees, lets himself be pulled into the embrace. And when Blitzø sobs, he doesn't think—he just wraps his arms around Blitzø's back and pulls him close, holds him like they're all doing.

And nothing is okay, everything is wrong, because Blitzø's sister hates him and his chosen family was never meant to find out about the reason why, much less like this—but they're not going to let him go through this alone. They're not going to leave him behind. No matter how much he's hurt others in the past, no matter how much he's hurting now, how much he hates himself.

Because they all know the real Blitzø. The Blitzø who loves fiercely and unconditionally. They all know the caring man who saw something in each of them that was worth loving and uplifting and fighting for, even when no one else would fight for them.

So now they will all fight for him. They will all love, and uplift, and cherish him, even when he feels he doesn't deserve it. They won't let him face his pain alone alone.

His sister might hate him, and he might have to grieve her for a very long time.

But he will always, always have a family in each and every one of them.

[purplehalnw]

Vivzie put this out for Pride Month!

Here's all of their identities written out for y'all:

Blitz-pansexual

Stolas-gay

Verosika-pansexual

Barbie-pansexual

Moxxie-bisexual

Millie-straight

Sallie May-transgender lesbian

Asmodeus-pansexual

Fizzarolli-gay

Octavia-asexual

Loona-bisexual

Mammon-asexual

Beelzebub-pansexual

Andrealphus-gay

Vassago-gay

Chaz-pansexual

[emptyness4u2day]

I hope we actaully get an episode that shows Blitzø trying to visit Fizzarolli and how Fizzarolli met Asmodeus. Blitzø’s dad seems to be pushing him away and I really hope we get to see the actual interaction between them. I also really want to see Barbie as well and I hope we get to see her reaction towards him almost getting executed. I hope we can see Barbie, Blitzø, and Fizzarolli all hanging out sometime during the future series. I can’t wait for the future episodes!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[xatishxd]

suspended 🫠

2023-2021

[frostninja007]

(Helluva Boss) Hell's Baddies

I had this idea since Feb and finally it's here ;3

Seriously love Verbie, cuz they're baddies together 💋💕

Hope y'all like it OwO

Helluva Boss Belongs To Vivziepop

[will-2-69]

Things I would like to or think will happen in Helluva Boss season 3

I would like to know why blitz decided to stop saying the o in his name and the reason he likes horses so much

I NEED the Octavia arc realizing how manipulative her mom is and letting her dad back in her life (maybe with the help of Loona or being stuck with blitz realizing he isn't trying to push her out of her dad's life)

The pregnancy arc is going to be good 1. We get more Millie and 2. We will also get some more Moxxie development as well. They are both such interesting characters who we got arcs of them by themselves but one of them together will be amazing (and maybe with Millie talking to Sallie May at the end we will get more of her)

I think that Verosika and Fizz's development is mostly done but still would love to see more of them

In mastermind we kind of got to see how the sins are taking fizzmodeus and Bee and Tex's relationships but I would like to see more of that

The stolitz arc is pretty much done like all their is left is to say I love you but Stolas needs to go through his emotions with being banished and not seeing Via and all

Loona also seems to be a character who hasn't had many arcs so far maybe she will get one later is S3 but I am not sure

I would like to know more about Barbie since Blitz mentioned her to stolas at the end of the season but I also don't see that happening

[glitzymeow]

Blitzø misses Barbie so much😢,but she doesn't😭...

[dwewi66]

neighbors in rehab

[ghostieamvs]

Helluva Boss - So This Is Christmas (War Is Over)

[starryeyeddreamer21]

For ship opinion bingo game😌

Alastor/Lucifer, Alastor/Lucifer/Lilith, Husk/Lucifer, Angel/Lucifer, Charlie/Vaggie/Emily, Rosie/Sera, Vortex/Loona/Bee, Verosika/Barbie, Verosika/Sallie, Verosika/Barbie/Sallie.

Alastor/Lucifer I'm obsessed with them that's no secret lmao

Lucifer/Alastor/Lilith, I would die for them they're probably my favorite ship

Husk/Lucifer, I mostly see it as platonic but I love their relationship regardless

Angel/Lucifer, I mostly see them as platonic too but I just need them to spend time together like I'll take romantic. I think I'd be more into it if it was Angel, Lucifer, AND Husk instead of just one or the other.

Charlie/Vaggie/Emily, I LOVE them and I need them to be canon

Rosie/Sera, I've actually never thought about them before but it's interesting I just can't imagine it ending well cause of the whole cannibalism thing

Vortex/Loona/Bee, I don't care what anyone says this is canon to me

Verosika/Barbie, they're terrible for each other I love them

Verosika/Sallie, idk I never heard of it before and I don't really see it but I'm always down to be persuaded into new ships

Verosika/Barbie/Sallie, I genuinely don't know how to feel about this one lol

[rhiandoesfandom]

What if Tilla wasn't physically sick, she was just really depressed and had suicidal ideations. That's why Blitz knows how to take care of someone in that state.

That's why he still continuously checks in with Barbie even though she continues to push him away. Cause maybe without being on the drugs she was taking or keeping busy, she is actively suicidal. What then.

[blitzwhore]

I was rewartching Unhappy Campers and I just realised Barbie has her asmodean crystal on her right wrist! And now Blitzø has his on his left wrist!!!!

That is so so satisfying omg

[swagyalastorwife]

Barbie Wire x Human!reader ❤️

A/N: hiiiiiiii guyssss (^-^)/❤️❤️❤️

⚠️warning⚠️:nonneeee

Lunch break had finally arrived.

After a hectic morning at the agency, you rushed to the break room, hoping to enjoy a moment of calm.

For the past few days, you'd been working in tandem with Barbie Wire, your new colleague, as charismatic as she was mysterious.

Despite her sometimes distant demeanor, you enjoyed her company and her efficiency at work.

You settled down with your coffee, thinking you'd be alone, when a strange noise caught your attention from behind the door of the technical room.

Curious, you approached and, without really thinking, opened the door.

The scene before you took your breath away: Barbie, standing in the center of the room, was no longer quite the same.

Her human form had disappeared, replaced by a demonic creature, straight out of a nightmare—horns, a tail, and a supernatural aura filling the room.

She stared at you, surprised, a cup in her hand.

"Oh... shit,"

she breathed, clearly taken aback.

You froze for a moment, your brain trying to comprehend what you were seeing. Barbie Wire, your colleague, was... a demon? You took a step back, but she held up her hands, trying to reassure you.

"Wait, it's not what you think! Well... yes, it's exactly what you think, but I can explain."

An awkward silence fell, broken only by the buzzing of the fluorescent ceiling light.

You took a deep breath, trying to gather your thoughts.

"So... you're a demon? Since the beginning?"

She nodded, an embarrassed smile playing on her lips.

"Yeah. I also work for I.M.P., part-time. It's... complicated. But I'm still the same, you know. Well, more or less."

You looked at her, searching for a trace of the Barbie you knew.

Despite her appearance, you saw the same sparkle in her eyes, the same slightly sharp humor.

"Do you want to... talk about it?"

you suggested, trying to lighten the mood.

Barbie burst out laughing, relieved.

"You're really not like the others, come on, I owe you some explanations. But first, promise not to tell Blitzø? He still owes me twenty bucks."

The coffee break would never be the same again, but you had a feeling this partnership was going to be much more interesting than expected.

Byyyyeeeee(^-^)/❤️