#bc hannibal did not cause it

[slicklitsilos]

“No, i wasn’t sick when Cassie Boyle was murdered. I wasn’t sick with marissa” YES YOU WERE BAE🗣️‼️ he even tells dr sutcliffe his headaches started worsening when he went back into the field which was Elise nichols

his poor brain, every rewatch I’m more and more convinced that he’s already developing encephalitis at episode 1 and every time Will saying he wasn’t sick yet at that time in the cell makes me so sad bc yes he was 😭

Like he literally already has a good sheen of sweat over his whole body by the time they’re at Hobb’s work looking thru files….and maybe just weather & stress yeah but hannibal and the lady with them don’t look flushed or hot at ALLL which just makes me think he was already getting fevers/hot flashes bc of the encephalitis

Or I guess I should say bc of whatever actually CAUSED the encephalitis

[ropertplant]

shhh listen. it's 6 am. i've been reading priest fics lately and getting annoyed when i can immediately tell they were written by a protestant ... my religious beliefs are muchhhhh closer to buddhism than catholicism and yet. here we are. what brand of trauma is this

[tethered-heartstrings]

an off anon plea for the fic! 💕

on it cap'n 🫡

[cannibalbussyy]

ive posted something like this b4 but im doing it again bc i hate it omg. the new wave of cis straight men watching hannibal and making tiktok edits is driving me insane bc theyre like, all homophobic !! some dude posted a hannibal edit and the first comment said “here before all the weirdos that ship hannibal and will” and someone replied n said “theyre literally canon” and the dude replied back n said “u all make shit up cause u want everything to be gay” BRO ??? did these fucking idiots watch the show with their eyes and ears covered ?? what tf says heterosexual abt hannigram. im so tired of it bro i need these mfs to leave our show alone 😭😭

[diz-eaze]

having albedo and scaramouche as both your roommates—ohh…damn. double whammy…

like yeah, if you think scaramouche’s picture taking habits are bad, take a look at this guy *thumb pointing at albedo* this guy is NUTS!!! i know he’s probably broken a camera or two because of that. and on a freak-off scale between the two, i’d wager money on albedo breaking that scale in full. sure, both are weird and creepy, but it’s always the calm and stoic ones that got the craziest unimaginable tricks up their sleeves. and tbf scaramouche isn’t completely overt about his interests and motives, but he’s a little more pathetic about it bc he’s prone to accidentally exposing himself if he ever fucks up. not albedo though. he’s too perfect. too pristine. and he has that same cleanliness and smile as to idk hannibal. albedo is perfect premeditated. scaramouche is just a hot mess with a wetter dick.

also kabukimono scaramouche 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ i like to imagine that it’s some kind of childhood friends/crushes (possibility one sided), who got separated because one or the other moves somewhere, then reunited only to figure out that little boy you used to hang out with is now all grown up and completely different than what you remember. but he still likes you. but he reallllyyy likes you this time around. and might have been following you around all these years oh well

or kabukimono > scaramouche pipeline might have had happened after an intense breakup and he crashed out and did an entire personality 180. scaramouche has phoenixed into a bitter ex-boyfriend. his mom thinks it’s a phase like most kids this days, but oh boy this little guy truly means it this time

running laps around this ask because you get me so bad,,, you get me !!

yandere albedo is so delicious because it's impossible for him to get outed as a freak !! his countermeasures against being found out are too high; too elaborate. and also... it's speculated by the traveler in the paralogism quest that albedo would never be put on trial for murder because if he did commit the crime, he'd never be found out because he's just too good, thus never being suspected in the first place LMFAOOOO. his reputation and personality in general causes people to think of him being a freak to be like,,,, an impossible concept. fanfiction levels of OOC for them, if you will. but if they had mind-reading powers, then they'd see the degeneracy that plagues albedo's thoughts 24/7 :(((

random npc: wow, mister albedo looks so serious! :0 i wonder what he's thinking about! albedo, thinking about (y/n): no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outsid-

whereas scara, specifically modern au roomie, is the ultimate boyfailure who's just too unhinged and much of a gooner to keep all his freakyness to himself. it's quite impossible for him to function as a normal human being whenever your in the vicinity, in fact, just a simple whiff of your scent is enough to have his pants tightening :(( what more if you willingly speak to him, or accidentally... touch him !? he's so obvious to the point where even you get the hint a month or two in him being your roommate. though you mistake his infatuation as a simple crush instead of what it actually is: a maddening obsession.

and childhood friend scara is such a cute concept,,, he's literally been in love with you since the age where you could only waddle around, and he's never stopped being in love with you even after all this time... despite the distance and unfamiliarity. and while his version of love is a tad bit too intense for normal human comprehension, it's very much real and genuine :((((

[briebysabs]

Season 3 episode 6 of Hannibal……..is this the gayest episode yet? And that is saying a lot but my guy we literally got gay sex but I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s start with probably hannigram’s gayest conversation yet where they basically admit they’re soulmates. It’s so crazy because season 3 Will feels like he has accepted his feelings for Hannibal. The moment was strangely touching and in other worlds, you wonder how things could’ve gone.

Okay now let’s get into what gagged me the most the episode ALANA AND MARGOT ARE FUCKING??? Like I’ve vaguely heard of people shipping them but bc of how hannigram is depicted I thought it was more so they had some tension. Maybe a heartfelt conversation, at most implied. BUT NO WE’RE EXPLICIT WITH IT which has me mega confused because I thought Hannigram is portrayed the way it is since we don’t wanna outwardly say they’re gay for each other. But we have no problem showing sapphic sex between the two main female characters not including Bedalia.

So we can get this but not a Hannigram kiss are you kidding me? Not that I have an issue with it, good for them especially Alana, all these men screwing them over. Let them live out their sapphic romance outside of this Gothic horror show I’m just saying this made me realize wanting Hannigram to sloppily makeout apparently wasn’t asking for much.

Then we get a classic “tending of the wound” and feeding dear Willie soup before sawing at his skull. Hannibal does this constantly with Will, he’d show him what appears to be care, concern or affection and enact violence to him. It’s like he can’t help it he has to hurt Will. A few episodes ago he says the only way he can forgive Will is if he eats him and as fucked as that is, Hannibal finds murder without eating a waste. Like you weren’t wanted even by your killer, discarded and left to rot instead.

Will has said Hannibal sees people like they’re pigs, less than him but Hannibal thinks cannibalism is a way of honouring them. Is it possible then that even though Hannibal loves Will in his own twisted way, it’s this love that also makes him want to eat Will the most? At the end of season 2 Hannibal asks Will if he really thought he could change Hannibal and Will says he already did. Does that imply Will causes an internal battle between Hannibal’s humanity and his monstrosity.

What if Hannibal got to eat Will? Would he savor the taste with a loving smile or chew while sobbing?

[georgesfrigginbrackets]

HANNIBAL IS RUINING MY LIFE (An incoherent ramble)

OKAY. I HAVE BEEN SITTING IN BED FOR AN HOUR. B4 I GET UP I HAVE TO RAMBLE ABT THIS SHIT.

OKAY. I'm on like. I dunno what episode. Beginning of season 3. Maybe the 2nd or 3rd episode I'm not sure. DAWWGG I FEEL LIKE /I'M/ IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH HANNIBAL WTF. GHHAHAHAHA

OOOooooooo Hannibal is so pretentious. GHDHGH He's such a good character but ohhhhh my god Will you are a strong man. I think it was in the last I watched episode where. Hannibal stabbed that dude from the chapel in the head (I love this show but I don't remember the mfs name. I can't lie sometimes I'm too stupid to follow the plot I LITERALLY can't even lie) in front of Bedelia.

AND. BEDELIA. PULLS THE ICEPICK OUT OF HIS NOGGIN RIGHT. AND THT OFC CAUSES THE MF TO BLEED OUT N FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE TABLE. AND HANNIBAL GOES,

"Yk technically YOU killed him... Technically..."

GIRL???????? OOOOOOOOO THIS MAN'S THE DEVIL GHHDASDHGDSAHGSDGH THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME WANT TO KYLE THE SCREEN

I know. The whole point. Of this show. Is that characters like Will and Bedelia are easily manipulated by Hannibal bc they Always had some fuckshit going on in their heads. Yk lil homicidal tendencies as a treat. But oooooooooooooo I WISH THIS ACTUAL DEVIL OF A MAN WOULD LEAVE THEM ALONNNEEE GHAGHAHAHA

IT'S SO RUINING MY LIFE. IT'S TOO MUCH. DFHSAHGDSGH

Also. Unrelated. I want to rant about season 2.

It was good. Rly good. But I,, Oh my god. AGAIN. THE WHOLE PLOT WITH MASON VERGER AND HIS SISTER,,, I JUST. I COULDN'T HELP BUT SKIP THROUGH THE SCENES W/MASON TALKING TO HANNIBAL. THAT CHARACTER WAS SO INSUFFERABLE BUT DARE I SAY NOT IN A GOOD WAY DX

I DUNNO. Maybe it's the fact that I skipped the scenes and it's my own fault. But that whole plot felt so out of nowhere. I love this show but... sometimes things just happen WAY out of nowhere and super quickly. And Mason's lines were so... so so cringe. GHDH

AND IM TIRED OF HANNIBAL SPEAKING IN RIDDLES !! ! ! ! BUT THAT'S MY FAULT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IM AN IDIOT HGAHGAHAHAHA

JUST NITPICKING. Just nitpicking. GHDGHH If this post manages 2 reach anybody in this fandom I am open to impassioned arguments 2 my half-assed takes but. I didn't like that whole part. GHDH

But yk. Will finding a drugged-up Mason in his house feeding his own flesh to Will's dogs ? That went hard. GHSDHAGSAHGDHDGH THAT DID GO INSANELY HARD. ONLY SCENE I FUCKED WITH W/THAT CHARACTER.

[bonesy-doodles]

(Asking on anon bc my ghost blog is my side blog LOL) but I was looking at your post about Copia learning ballet when he was younger and I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. Do you think any of the other Papa's had any other kind of artistic hobbies? I like to think Primo may have really enjoyed painting, when he had the time [from sacred-coffin]

Hiiii! Glad you liked Copia knowing ballet, I'm glad my years of suffering through the Nutcracker Ballet has come in handy (my cousin was a ballerina). But yeah, I took your question to my council (my two wives), and we all came up with several ideas for each of the other Emeritus brothers! Not all of these are exactly artistic, just kinda became general hobbies or things the papas liked to do.

Primo

I am one of those people that does enjoy Primo as a gardener, but not in the traditional sense. His knowledge pertains mostly to poisonous and carnivorous plants, but he also does know how to make a lot of natural remedies because he just finds herbal medicine practices fascinating. Although, only some members of the Ministry actually trust him and his tinctures.

Primo has “accidentally” poisoned a Bishop once. When asked if he knew that he put something he wasn’t supposed to into the bottle, he said “oh Satanas, my vision must be going”. He definitely did on purpose cause the Bishop took a nasty tone with him once.

In his personal book collection, I feel like he has a lot of vintage plant encyclopedias and anything like that for his garden obsession.

Definitely a purveyor of classical music compared to the other Papas, but in the sense he prefers scores that are evil in vibes. Also, definitely can play the violin. He’s not like, perfect at playing, but good enough not to annoy those that can hear it.

I would love for him to have an electric violin, but Primo is the type to always prefer classic string instruments over electric ones. Definitely has like an ebony stained wood violin.

Primo also has a fascination with insects, probably goes along with his plant fascination. He’s definitely into insect pinning and has frames filled with different moths, butterflies, beetles, and downright terrifying insects within his office.

Secondo

This man is a drinks connoisseur, in several ways. Secondo is big into coffee and alcohol. He’s never been the biggest morning person and coffee has basically been his lifeline since he became of Priest in the Ministry. Has all the shit needed for steaming milk and making espresso and all the jazz. I feel like he can even do that milk art and shit, but only spooky or sexual designs. For alcohol, he’s big into mixology. Grade A mixologist here.

Within the Chapter House, where most of the high ranked and important people of the Ministry have their rooms, some of their offices, and big important meetings, there’s also like recreational rooms for them. One of them has basically been claimed by the Emeritus bro trio for their game nights (Uno and other shit), because it has the bar that Secondo has stocked himself. He always mixes the drinks for himself and his brothers.

When he was Papa, his Papal office also had a personal bar.

I feel like this man is big into suits, reminds me of the way NBC’s Hannibal was big into suit fashion. He knows how to look refined and exactly how to pair a suit to tie and pocket square for every occasion. He’s had an extensive closet ever since he was younger. As Papa, he took every chance he could to be out of his Papal robes and Mitre and be in one of his many suits.

In terms of an instrument he knows, I’m not exactly certain, but I’m feeling a big instrument, maybe a cello, string bass, or something else, but its gotta be a deep and thuddy instrument, but I don’t think he plays it anymore. Left it behind as he went up the ranks of the Ministry.

Terzo

This man is a certified film buff. I mean, look at all his music videos. They reference so much. It’s all 1920’s Art Deco, with German expressionism like the Cabinet of Dr. Calgiri, Faust, and Nosferatu, as well as all the early 1900s horror movies like Dracula, Frankenstein, Jekyll and Hyde, etc.

From that era of horror movies, hands down, his favorite movie is Frankenstein, and loves the Bride of Frankenstein.

Alongside that, I feel like Terzo is very into that era of fashion, considering his second stage outfit and the ghoul outfits. Also just fashion in general. Man likes fancy clothes, it’s just unfortunate Sister Imperator didn’t give his version of the Ghost Project for funding.

Another thing Terzo did when he was younger is theater. Musicals, plays, talent shows, you name it. He always loved being on stage, being the lead of the show, its what helped him be such a charismatic Papa.

I feel like his favorite production he ever stared in was Cabaret.

Terzo picked up the guitar when he was younger as well, plays it every now and again, but not as often as Primo plays his violin. (This is so sad, Terzo play Wonderwall).

Totally didn’t fall in love with both his guitarists (totally doesn’t admire their abilities to play the guitar, totally didn’t pretend to be bad at playing guitar so that they would teach him, totally not).

Also, so good at playing the kazoo.

Bonus, Papa Nihil

He picked up crocheting when he was older to try and make gifts for Sister Imperator.

Unfortunately, Copia would have to be a whole other post as there’s a lot I could say about him as he’s my bestest guy.

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🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥 NBC Hannibal Edition

Requested by @many-blogs (ilysm and sorry for the hella wait, also all the followers I lose for this I'm blaming on you/j)

the character everyone gets wrong - Chilton. He may have been irritating but he clocked everybody the second he walked it the room, he was never incompetent

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom - oh this is a cop out bc I am a firm switch Hannigram truther but Margot would never bottom bc she's had enough control taken from her in her life

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr - again no screenshot but I've seen several people say that if you're uncomfortable with dead dove stuff you shouldn't even be a fannibal and I have to say that's so unfair. You can get through a show without loving every second of toxic stuff, and I thought the whole point of proshipping was that you can choose to not engage with what you don't wanna engage with??? So like, let them not engage with it, it's their choice. Just cause they liked the cannibalism stuff doesn't mean they'll also love incest aus, that's not how it works

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person? - saying that it's horrible of me to suggest their dynamic would realistically still be toxic post-fall. Like I'm allowed to have opinions?

worst discord server and why - again, not a discord person, sorry 😔

which ship fans are the most annoying? - actually I don't have beef with any ship fans in the fandom, but the people who are aggressively against popular ships are really annoying to me. like, to each their own, but y'all are yapping nonstop about how awful the dynamic is as if that isn't the whole point. like they literally use all the reasons it's interesting as gotchas about it being bad as if none of us ever considered that. like THATS THE REASON ITS GOOD

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? - Abigail. I still don't super hate her character, but everybody paints her as either a cold blooded killer who chose it all or an innocent little baby who never did anything wrong. I feel like the fanon version of her is annoying and canon is way better (IN MY OPINIONNN)

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about - I don't think Margot and Alana were actually that sudden of a relationship, I think the showrunners just didn't have time to give us the full development. iirc they were living together for years, I don't think there could've been zero spark whatsoever between them and I honestly think there was flirting that we just didn't see bc there was so much other stuff happening

worst part of canon - molly and will's marriage

worst part of fanon - I actually love most of fanon, so I'll just say what confuses me: who decided they go to Cuba? everything everywhere says they're in Cuba post-fall unless it's specifically another place for a particular purpose. does he have a safehouse there in canon? like who came up with it? did the actors or bryan mention it at some point? I'm confused chat

number of fandom-related words you've filtered - none actually, I'm super proud of myself for that. again, I'm super open to seeing new stuff, and if I don't like it, I intend to block, I've just never had a need to do that

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them - Jack. don't get me wrong I don't like the way he treats people, it's just that I feel he's such a fun character to play around with because he really doesn't have that much personality and you can adapt him to a ton of roles. his main thing is that he values public safety over his team's mental health and you can do so much with that imo

worst blorboficiation - molly. I'm sorry but stop acting like she was anything special. I forgot she existed the second she was off screen idk how some people convince themselves she's so iconic

that one thing you see in fics all the time - hannigram foreplay consisting of one of them saying "you'll have to catch me first" or "I'll give you a headstart" and then them chasing and fighting each other

that one thing you see in fanart all the time - um does cannibalism count. if not, will's ass

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc) - hannibal immediately forgiving will post-fall. like, patching him up? sure. but straight up forgiving him? that'll take time for sure man

there should be more of this type of fic/art - having regressive or non-speaking episodes. I LOVE THEM EVERY TIME I NEED MORE. also gunplay

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on... - zeller and price and katz GIVE ME SCIENCE POLYCULE specifically I need bev to be a fujo

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like... - zeller having a crush on will like that's one of my favorite headcanons and it changes almost nothing

part of canon you found tedious or boring - this is a little evil to say but. bella dying. and her cancer and all. like sure okay sad but LETS GET BACK TO THE PLOT

part of canon you think is overhyped - the fall. I understand why people love it so much but it's honestly second to them killing dolarhyde together in my mind. that and will saying it's beautiful are so much more important than the fall to me, even if it was a huge display of their love and all

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores - I wouldn't say everybody ignores it but the season one dynamic. I fear it does not get the attention it deserves whatsoever that was the queerest shit I've ever seen in several senses of the word

ship you've unwillingly come around to - bev and alana, I didn't see anything in it at first but I can now understand how awesome it would've been if they got to lez out

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse - mason.

common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing - how they didn't kiss before the fall. DID YOU NOT GET THE POINT OF THE SHOW. the whole thing is about how whatever the fuck they had going on was WAY gayer than even gay sex would be, how can you honestly think kissing would make it any more romantic. it would add nothing i fear. like I wanna see them kiss too but RIGHT THEN? no absolutely not that would water down the scene imo

[bobbiereynolds]

Coffin (Jack Crawford Drabble)

Character/s: Jack, Hannibal mention

Word Count: 935

A/N: I really had a hard time with this prompt, which is why it's a day late (among other reasons) and a teensy bit shorter than the rest of the fics. I am so very sorry my loves, I will get back on track! My favorite thing to write is a complicated, unhappy marriage and who else fits better than Jack Crawford lol. Kicking my feet and giggling at the idea of a marriage crumbling all bc of his stubbornness!!!! It's pouring out and my glasses come today (they're super cute!) and I just know it's gonna be a good day!!! Feedback is always appreciated!!! ❤❤❤❤

WRITING EVENT ❤️🔪🩸

Jack, please. . . But you can’t manage the rest of your sentence. What else can you beg for? What else can you plead for? Instead, you look to Dr. Lecter for help. His voice, gentle yet stern, explains your secrets, saying them out loud when you are unable to. Jack's eyes never leave you. His gaze fixated on your face, on the tears that slipped down your cheeks quietly. You can’t meet his eyes though, instead they are cast down at your lap, your fingers antsy, peeling back at hangnails until blood beads from the wound. You stick it in your mouth, not wanting to stain your clothes, tasting metal. Hannibal keeps going on, breaking the news without sterility. You never wanted the truth to come out, not like this. You wanted to keep going with your life, your marriage, even as it began to rot. You wanted to die with Jack as your husband, your love, not as a stranger. You had months left, six if you were lucky, though you weren’t holding out hope. Your life hasn’t been full of luck. There wasn’t an abundance of it. Jack's deep, low voice interrupts him. Why wouldn’t you tell me?

Something sleeps between you in bed. Not a child like you’d always hoped. A family of three, your perfect baby. No, you can’t have that. You never will. Everything you’ve never said drives a division in your marriage. A gaping hole in the mattress, an incision cut down the middle. Desperate, he reaches out, but you cannot reciprocate. You can’t crawl into his embrace and ask for forgiveness. Not tonight, at least. You move farther away from him, to your side, and he understands. He followed you to that office. He sat outside, in the waiting room, and listened through the door. When your time was up, when you thanked Dr. Lecter for his help, you ran into your husband. Physically walking into him. Even before you knew who it was, you smelled him. His cologne. The same on you agonized over, wanting to get the perfect one for his birthday, something you’d both enjoy. That’s what your life used to be: picking out perfumes. Worrying how long it would last, if he’d like it as much as he did, if he would even wear it. Life was easy. You had plenty of time back then. Time to waste, to throw away. How silly it all was. 

You pretend to be asleep when his alarm goes off. He showers, dressing quickly, but when you expect him to walk out the room, he sits instead at the edge of the bed. I’m sorry y/n. I’m so sorry. You don’t move, don’t flinch, keep your eyes closed. We’ll figure this out together. His voice travels. The door creaks. I love you, he admits, before closing it. That was it, though. He couldn’t face you. He couldn’t look at you and proclaim his feelings, his thoughts and emotions. He had to do it in secret, when he believed you couldn’t hear him. Only anger, disbelief, sadness – those are what he could share, show, perform. He was only capable of being gentle when you weren’t aware. You didn’t want this. You never wanted him to find out. Let him live in ignorance, in bliss. Instead, he searched for answers when he shouldn’t have and now the both of you were hurting. 

He is married to his job. The gore, the carnage, the misery it causes others lulls him to sleep each night. Your marriage was barely breathing. Its coffin was picked out, anticipating the end. It wasn’t your impending death that would call it quits. It’s been decrepit for a long time now. Muscle withering, bones growing soft, skin wrinkling and spotting. Aging is a privilege, but not when it comes to love. You are the mistress, the person he cheats with, a self-indulgence he cannot give up. Chocolate on a cheat day. His career, his peers and students, those are who he vowed himself to. If he does change, if he does try to make you his top priority, it’s not because he’s realized his faults. It’s not because wants to love you the way he used to, the way you deserve. It’s because he knows you have so little time left. Death, mortality, was the only reason he was putting in the effort. How sad is that? 

Why wouldn’t you tell me? He repeats, and you cannot keep biting your tongue. Your eyes meet his and your words come out harsh, cruel. I didn’t want this to happen. I didn’t want you to mourn me while I’m still alive. He looks as if you’d slapped him, his cheek stinging. The drive home is long, an impending doom settling into your chest. You saw it in his expression, the gears of his mind turning. He wants to repent for his sins. Apologize and move on. You refused. Now you lay in the bed, the bed you shared with him. You smelled his cologne, the one you’d picked out and wrapped, placing a bow on top. You listened to him walk down the stairs. Heard his keys in his hand and, eventually, the front door closed. You weren’t concerned with how many mornings you had like this. How many more dinners you’d share, books you’d read, nights you’d spend wanting to be held by anyone else but him. Instead, you thought of the time after you’re gone. Jack alone, throwing himself into his career, explosive with anger hurting everyone in his path. You’re always getting ahead of yourself Jack. . .

[ajdrawsig]

with the grace of someone who has only ever literally picked up a hannibal book, whatever the main ship is.

go wild

That would be hannigram! Here ya go!

-Gives nose/forehead kisses

Hannibal. There was too much head caressing on his part in canon to convince me otherwise

- Gets jealous the most

Will gets more jealous but Hannibal acts on it more. Will is rational and tells himself that he’s being silly but Hannibal gets all murdery

- Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Hannibal bc Will is lowkey an alcoholic and has a history of wandering strange places in the dark

- Takes care of on sick days

both of them- they canonically tend to each other’s wounds soooooo

- Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Will. Hannibal would show up in one of his suits and Will would be like. What are you wearing. Why. Get your ass in the water. And drag him in by the collar

- Gives unprompted massages

Definitely Hannibal. That man was in prison sketching Will naked, there’s no chance he wouldn’t take any and every opportunity to learn his shapes for art purposes

- Drives/rides shotgun

Hannibal drives, Will rides shotgun

- Brings the other lunch at work

this one’s obvious- Hannibal. And Wills coworkers would be like omg. Your husband should go on MasterChef. Wtf. Not knowing that it’s literally human meat

- Has the better parental relationship

um. neither of them?

- Embarrassingly drunk dancer

Neither of them bc neither of them has the social inclination to dance in public

- Still cries watching Titanic

Will, and Hannibal has never seen it so Will makes him watch it but Hannibal is too distracted by Wills reactions to actually watch the movie

- Firmly believes in couples costumes

Hannibal, but not Halloween costumes, I’m talking matching suits/ties/cufflinks to the opera, color coordinating their formal outfits bc Will has zero sense for that sort of stuff

- Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Absolutely Hannibal. He has both the disposable income and the disposition to do it.

- Makes the other eat breakfast

Hannibal-he defo cooks breakfast every morning so Will eats it even if it’s only because he feels bad wasting Hannibal’s hard work

- Remembers anniversaries

Hannibal. He cooks extravagant meals and Will is like oh shit. Which one did I forget about this time.

- Brings up having kids

neither of them because it brings up memories of what happened with Abigail and causes blowout fights every time

send me more ships!!!

[psychoticwillgraham]

wasnt going to write anymore tonight but i got hit with a random au idea that's a weirder take on a soulmate au concept. like i was just minding my business farming some resources on warframe and i just got a completely random scene in my head of Hannibal being an 'angel' (in this case, an eldritch abomination that humanity sees as angels and who are the basis of the angels in the bible in this universe) and telling a kid Will 'be not afraid, little one' and then my brain immediately ran with it and now i've got a worldbuilding document already started with the basis of a soulmate au based on the angel thing.

i truly can make an entire alternate universe out of a single line or concept huh.

[drippiesfm]

TASK 001: INTRODUCTION ⸻ HAN JAE SONG

( lee jong suk, thirty-six, cisgender man, he/him )  Look who it is! If you take a look at our database, you’ll find that HAN JAE SONG is a TRAUMA SURGEON that works in SECTOR 4. According to the file, they’re a mutant with the power of ROT INDUCEMENT + FUNGUS EMPOWERMENT. That must be why they’re CLEVER and MESSY. If you ask me, they remind me of ❝ the wavering and slow fading grin after destroying something beautiful, "could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment at the very sight of you? Yes. But do you... ache for him?" & chewed fingernail clippings upon a wool sweater❞. They are affiliated with THE MONTELL SYNDICATE.

PINTEREST — PLAYLIST — INTRO ( COMING SOON ) —STATS

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

character name: han jae song

nickname(s): han / babygirl ( just dont call him han jae bcs that means he's in trouble and he will react as so )

face claim: lee jong suk

mutation status: gen ii

birthday: jan 2

sexuality: pansexual

moral alignment: chaotic evil

occupation: trauma surgeon

work sector: four

affiliation: montell

3 positive traits: resilient, assiduous, determined

3 negative traits: sloppy, temperamental, pompous

OTHER INFORMATION

gender: cisgender man

height: 6'1"

markings: acne scars from his past across his face, scar on his neck

tattoos: a tiny series of tally marks calculating the number 27 on his neck

piercings: none

decorum: prefers earth tones and texture– tailored trousers with sweaters

scent: stale cigarettes with a vinegar tang, wet earth, ambroxan cologne

zodiac: capricorn sun, libra moon, aries rising

primary vice: gluttony

primary virtue: pride

trope: ambiguous disorder, blatant lies, the corruptor, devil in plain sight, dissonant serenity

inspiration: a mix of eve from killing eve & hannibal from nbc’s hannibal; internally monologues like joe goldberg from you & leeches to the psyche like marvel’s venom

residence: bunkerssss for now

hobbies: fermentation, wine-tasting, gardening (more interested in composting), learning about marine life ( topics like whale fall etc ), researching diseases - their parts in life and how they grow/ spread, mycology / mushroom foraging, fungi cultivation, decay photography, foraging for decomposers

habits: picks at his skin, chews on his fingernails, smokes, thrives in filth, becomes uncomfortably quiet when uncomfortable, irritable in white rooms.

questionnaire:

how do they feel about living in sol city? have they always lived there or did they travel from another settlement?

loving it, honestly, top 10 places to live aside from a nice cold cave.

do they trust the council’s leadership? why or why not?

han's ability to blindly trust is immeasurable, only once someone proves him wrong is he spiteful. he tends to root for the villains too - google luke p from hannah b's season of the bachelorette - that's his boy.

if they chose their sector and profession, why did they make that choice? if they didn’t, why not? were they happy with their assignment or not?

yeah, he's generally happy, but he wishes he had more time to write his research proposals on the intersection of mycology and microbiology in disease dynamics of both humans and mutants so-

what’s one object that they always keep on their person?

a scalpel - just in case. you never know when you need to cut someone open. 🤷🏻‍♀️

questionnaire ( mutant vers ):

what is your character’s ability (or abilities)?

he can accelerate the decomposition of organic matter at will. this ability allows him to cause plants, food, and even living tissues to rot rapidly. he also got fungus empowerment - basically sometime mushroom make him stronk like mario.

are they gen i or gen ii?

gen ii

what can your character do? what are their strengths?

he can use rot inducement defensively, creating barriers of decay to impede enemies or offensively, weakening opponents by causing their organic materials to deteriorate. this ability can also manifest in more subtle ways, such as creating an atmosphere of decay that can induce fear or discomfort in those nearby.

when he comes into contact with different types of fungi, he can become stronger, faster, or more durable, etc. this is not just physical- it also unlocks various abilities related to the specific fungi he interacts with, allowing him to adapt to different situations ( when in touch with specific fungi, he can tap into the mycelium networks underground, etc ) bioluminescent fungus makes him bioluminescent- slime mold makes him slimier, toxic fungi makes him toxic-er, etc.

what can’t they do? what are their weaknesses?

broadly speaking - behave. clean. highly allergic to citrus especially LEMONS.

weaknesses: han cannot control the decay he induces completely, and he can not reverse rot- he can only induce it. it may also affect unintended targets - a plant he rots can affect the rusting of a pot, etc. his ability to induce rot extends to personal items as well so objects he carries tend to deteriorate quickly, leading to the loss of important tools or equipment he relies on. additionally, if overused, his abilities CAN lead to environmental imbalances, potentially harming his surroundings and himself and others.

some fungi can have adverse effects on him, causing allergic reactions or impairing his abilities. if he interacts with certain toxic species that he isn’t prepared for, it can hinder his strength or even incapacitate him into literal day rotting ( 24 hour recovery period, which has happened during his asinine experimentations ) so basically he's not impervious to the really bad mushrooms unless he has grown an immunity to them.

han, also has grown to hate to specific environments that are prone to dry him out. he's opposite bella swan- he needs cold wet things to live, so he's typically clammy / sweaty & runs hot because he's used to cold environments. solar flares = cranky baby girl.

[mr-moonfucker]

when that nurofin 400mg kicks in

not yet tho ill be back

ignore acheron. she represent the mother fucking homework i procrastenated, bc guess what it'd be in vein anyways. 99 percent of procrastinators write that fucking essey riiiiight before they geat a reallllly good excuse not to.

xoxo by barely human is sooooooo aventurine coded i swearrrrrrrrrrr. that shouldve been him but hoyo was too busy writing the y/n ahh backstory. oh well yiu win some you lose some

all of these shouldve been their own 2 note posts

but gusss what

its a remix.

anyways ive been hiding candy from my fatass brother and he just found it, today. last time ive seen bro this betrayed is when i pretended to snitch kn him bwahahaaaa

not even that much bro

like 3

it's my princess rizz fund, idk i like being the manly man provider rawr sometimes yk, i like to see his face light up n shit

fatass brother ate rest of the pack of idk 30?

no sympathy for the bigback

that shit still hasnt kicked in im frezzzkngggggggggggg

wahwah

did yall hear aboutwhat diddy did

all im saying is

there's no lady gaga on that list 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂💯💯💯🕺🕺🌋🌋🌋🤷

can yall tell i hot so bored from staying home ive downloaded tiktok again,???? cause i did

the new mozart song is bussin

cant believe we got more mozart before we got hannibal s4, yk damn well hannibal would've had smth deep n emo to say about it

i love yallllll

hand reveal

i got bangs last friday

i look dapperrrrrr

no face reveal tho. hands r ngiugh

i wanna sleeeo

byt head hurty

nauseous

i feel bad for saying my princess dude would get sick a week in and dissappear.😕

karmas a bitch

i shouldn't have said that

if i had a wish i would have never goofed around

so yeah i got hit with the big fat fireball of victorian orphan child syndrome instead. it was deserved, but i also havent been to school since wensday, so,,,,

oooooo nurofin might be kicking in

or my bed is finnaly warm

bruh

i wated to go to schoool soooo bad tommorowwww... hadn't even been this exited for the first day of school 😭😭😭 i have my fit picked out and ironed, everything done exept for the masterfully procrastinated essay, hair fluffy n already planed what ud do to it 😀 backpack packed but guessssss whatx

i might hauve covid

literally every organ i have hurts

plus ribs, n back

cock could fix me tho

would yall still love me if i was a worm?

girl did i eat fucking vhalk? that SHIT AINT WORKINGGGG

hehe hoho dr ratio reference heheheheheehhehehehehehe

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nurofin...

babygirl....

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opp i feel eep jbye fellas i am going to snoozytown

[barkhoffman]

#1 fat and hairy Mark Hoffman truther again-

Yes I’ve seen Hannibal, I’m a fag and so I watched it as a gay comedy. That shit was hilarious. I did enjoy the cooking scenes, to no one’s surprise, cooking is one of my biggest interests so mixing food with horror? AND ADDING BLOOD SYMBOLISM? I was dripping (from the mouth)

I didn’t really get into Hannibal/Will, I know a bunch of Hoffman/Strahm shippers think they’re cut from the same cloth but eh. Meh. Maybe it’s cause Hannibal’s superiority complex makes me :/ or cause I think Mads Mikkelsen is pug fuck ugly but to each their own

I did forreal enjoy the show though, I thought all the villains of the week were fun. I especially liked that guy from season 2(?) who made himself into an animal and started mauling people. Damn bitch me too 👏🏽

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Anyways here’s more feedee Hoffman post-Saw 3D concepts for your soul:

- after getting locked in the bathroom for several days/possibly a week, Hoffman is ravenous. He gets that sweet sweet starvation trauma babyyyyyy. I’m talking “growling at people’s hands when they even inch near his food” kind of territorial (dog motifs anyone?)

- to counter this, Strahm has to systematically reintroduce meal time to him. I’m talking TPE (total power exchange) dynamics as kink therapy. Hoffman has to sit pretty, wait and stay at the table until Strahm puts his food down. He has to use his utensils and be polite, Strahm wants him to be able to eat in public again without making a scene

- at first, Strahm has to hand feed him tiny morsels because Hoffman would just wolf (haha) down his whole plate and end up throwing it back up. Hand feeding lets Strahm control how much food Hoffman gets before he has to take a sip of water, it also means the man has to chew and swallow before he gets more. The first time he tries, Strahm gets some nasty bites since Hoffman is that desperate. Strahm doesn’t punish him for it but he gets a very stern reprimand and makes Hoffman stop dinner time to bandage him up

- after a bit of training, Hoffmans basically back to where he used to be with food, pre-bathroom, but he still enjoys being doted on by Strahm at meal time. I mean, who can blame him? Strahm has his whole attention on his puppy, praising him for how good his manners are, giving his hand little squeezes every time he asks for water, getting belly rubs post meal to help everything settle in his tummy, etc. it was a long road to recovery but they did it

- Hoffman probably enjoys all the personal attention and care Strahm showers on him. Being locked in the bathroom with no light and only the stench of decomposing corpses can really fuck up a guys sense of time and smell. Strahm prolly isn’t the best at cooking but the fact that he’s alive, moving around and filling the space with warm smells settles a deep rooted sense of anxiety in Hoffman. If he ends up plastered to Strahm’s back, hooking his chin over the agents shoulder and trying to sneak meatballs out of the pot- well. Who can blame him. He loves Italian

ok just had to know the Hannibal thing bc I was like hm it sounds like anon might enjoy the homoerotic bird-eating scene LMAO

can I tell u all how much I love sort of bdsm relationships like the one being described between hoffstrahm here

like yas bitch control him dominate him make him behave!!!