#bc hes pretty much expecting it like default

[screechingcheesecakecheesecake]

Being in a long unrequited love with Yoshino Chiaki must be truly psyche-damaging now both Hatori and Yanase struggle to receive affections like normal human beings

[hugemilkshake]

May I have friendship head canons for the Cheese Kingdom crew? What they'd be like as friends or what they'd like to do with y/n Cookie for fun? Thanks! :)

Enjoy the milkshake! I waited until the second part of the burning spice update to come out for this since we’d get smoked cheese

Also I was tempted to not put olive cookie here bc I don’t like her-

Golden Cheese Kingdom friendship Headcannons!

Golden Cheese

Golden Cheese will be the type of friend to spoil you and give you gifts

She will make you go to a spa with her, don’t fight her on it

Your honestly her support system due to how far the other ancients are and the cookie kingdom are, it’s hard to connect with them

So you honestly are someone that Golden Cheese considers a great treasure

Golden Cheese will use her wings to cocoon you in warmth (even though the dessert is pretty warm already-)

Olive Cookie

Info dumping info dumping Info dumping info dumping Info dumping info dump-

She would love to tell you everything about archaeology (you occasionally get annoyed with this)

She will shut up if you get annoyed with her but she will be sad

Honestly if you have an interest your really passionate about she will listen to you as well

Do expect to be dragged out to the dessert for little research expeditions

Burnt Cheese

Burnt Cheese might not say much, but you can tell that he enjoys your company

Very much uses actions over words to express how much he cares about you

Tbh you will always get a free pass it I the kingdom, you never need to do any of the soul weighing stuff, your a homie.

You also get to pet the jackals whenever, if Burnt Cheese is cool with you, your cool with them

Mozzarella Cookie

Honestly she’s very chill. You could probably say the wildest shit and she will be like “okay go off✨”

Now she will place bets with you a lot, what can she say? She loves a good gamble

You will be taken to any sort of gladiator monster battle because those are fun right?

One of the less risky things she likes to do is to let you do her hair, it might not stay in whatever shape you make it but it’s calming

Smoked Cheese

Honestly it would take A LOT to befriend this man. He’s a little sus of outsiders ngl.

But once you befriend him, he’s quite loyal

If your not good with sarcasm then you will suffer, Smoked Cheese is VERY sarcastic to default

But in the end, Smoked Cheese can be a pretty good friend if you give him a chance

Fettuccine Cookie

Fettuccine Cookie can be quite curious so do bear with her

She also isn’t much of a talker, but she’ll gladly listen to you ramble for hours

She will try to give you gifts, most of the time they are handmade and honestly well made at that!

She’s just glad you are her friend :3

[timetothirst]

Since Logan is over 200 years old he was most definitely taught cursive bc it was the most efficient and common way to write back then. After graduating from chalk and slate, he likely moved onto a quill, fountain pen or dip pen (ballpoint pens wouldn’t be invented until ~1880, much less mass produced). For the vast majority of his life, that was just how people were expected to write, and it’s probably v difficult to unlearn something that you’ve been doing for over a century.

So with that in mind, I like to hc that he has really beautiful penmanship and it comes as a surprise to literally everybody. Especially since the way he talks is pretty concise and informal, which i think would translate to his writing as well. Cursive is much faster to write in than block letters if you’re used to it, so if he ever has to leave a note for someone he’ll default back to it without even thinking.

Anyways imagine getting a drink from the fridge in the X-mansion and you just see a note taped to the handle like

[prozacwhorehouse]

more zeke tyler headcannons. i can’t help myself !! (some 18+)

no one can stop me. i wont apologize. minors dni! not quite proofread sorry

- he’s a softie ONLY for his girl let’s be real

- truly believed he wasn’t deserving of love until you drilled the idea into him

- “i love you, zeke” “really?”

- once you’re together you’re getting married. you definitely break up multiple times though, but always end up getting back together.

- one time you guys got in a massive fight in the courtyard. the last thing you said had people clapping. you ignore him for the rest of the day until he shows up at your window that night for some make up sex!!

- KISSING. so many kisses. the way he caresses tw: Marybeth’s face before and when he’s kissing her? yep. does that to you every time.

- you guys fuck all the time. like 24/7 it’s ungodly. once you start, you can’t stop. you’re fucking in during class in school closets, his car, before school after school literally any chance you get. he fucking loves making you feel good and the way you make him feel.

- “five more minutes..” hed breathe into your neck while you’re sat on some cabinets in a storage closet, him between your legs. “can’t- i- ah, fuck- trig test” safe to say you don’t make it to that trig test

- people KNOW it too. if the two of you disappear throughout the day, word gets around that you skipped to have sex in his car. he’ll drive it away from school though, no interruptions

- obsessed with the way you look when you’re sucking him off it makes him unbelievably hard.

- jealous in a passive aggressive way but good at hiding it. “you’re hanging out with him now?” he’d ask with the slightest detectable edge. you just roll your eyes and ignore it, he does this all the time.

- movie theater makeouts i feel very strongly about this. it’s pretty much a challenge for you two to see how long you can watch the movie before you start passionately making out in the back corner seats you always pick for that very purpose. your record is 20 minutes.

- you two are definitely banned from a theater or two for doing this. he has no shame, either. when the usher flashes his light on you, zeke just smirks, asking “is there a problem?” before going in to kiss you again. you on the other hand are pulling him up and out of there. why would he apologize for kissing his girl?

- king of fingering obviously have you seen his hands? will have you seated infront of him, back to his chest, one arm hooked around your shoulders and the other making you fall apart on his fingers. makes him so hard when you’re gasping, throwing your head back onto his shoulder. you feel him smirk against your neck, and him harden under you. he loves to watch you SQUIRM AKKSNDBD

- if you’re sad he’s kissing your tears away. it makes you giggle and you try to swat him away, but he just pulls you closer so you can’t get away, until all your tears are gone.

- loves laying his head in your lap in the courtyard during lunch. it’s your default place and position, you sitting up against a tree reading a book with his head in your lap. you arm lying lightly across his neck to hold the book, him holding up a piece of grass to fiddle with.

- swimming in the lake dates. done. i imagine like a quarry situation almost, holds your hand the first time you jump off. will hoist you up, absolutely admiring you above him, then lowering you down to wrap around his waist, then you kissing him sweetly. then he’ll basically throw you into the water and you’ll start play fighting, splashing around and swimming away from eachother.

- you kiss him all over. sometimes you guys will just be laying on your bed and he’s looking up at you like 🙂 and you just kiss him all over his face bc he’s such a cutie and he’s blushing and telling you “stawpppp” but he doesn’t really mean it

- “one more? ☺️” you ask and he’s ofc he’s immediately like fineeee and you kiss him on the nose but he was expecting one on the lips!!! guess he gets another one

- steals anything and everything for you. those earrings you glanced at in the mall? they’re in his pocket. you mentioned a book you wanted to read? he already swiped it from the library. he scratched out the “property of Harrington High” on the inside cover and write your name. no one will ever know!

- i know I said you fight a lot, but regardless - when ever his parents flake, he’s welcome at your house. it’s unspoken.

- you’ll hear a knock at your window, looking up to see zeke crouched on the roof. you sigh, making your way over to unlock the window. opening it, you step back and he jumps through. he stands there avoiding your eyes for a moment, before quietly saying “my- my parents..” and that’s all you need to know. you’re dragging him to your bed, letting him lay down comfortably. you turn the light off before snuggling into him, arm slung over his chest, head in the crook of his neck. “im sorry.” he whispers into the darkness. “I know.” you respond, lifting your head to press a soft kiss to his jaw before settling back in and drifting off to sleep together. you’re walking into school the next morning hand in hand again !

- in public he guides you by the small of your back, arm around your shoulders, or his personal favorite, your belt loops.

- this is so dirty. bare with me. he teases the fuck out of you. you’re never getting what you want straight away. “aww, poor thing,” he’ll coo, looking at your soaked panties. you’re on the edge of the bed with your legs up and open, him kneeling between them. and then wait for it…he presses a soft kiss to your clothed cunt. it is the most minimal contact but it’s one of his favorite things to do cause it drives you WILD, you start whining and squirming because you want something more. “what’s wrong? come on, sweetheart, use your words.” he’s tracing the outline of your folds through your panties. “zeke, please, touch me. i want to feel you,” you beg, back arching towards his fingers. “good girl, asking so nicely,” and he slides your panties to the side and softly licks your folds, blowing cool air onto your pussy which makes you squirm and whine again. he takes this as a signal to latch onto your clit, sucking sweetly. your eyes are literally rolling into the back of your head because he knows exactly how to send you into orbit

- aftercare is everything he’s praising you for how well you’ve done, cleaning you up, sharing a cigarette beneath the sheets after.

- he brings up marriage one time during one of these after sex cuddle smoke sesh. he 100% fits the run away and get married at 18 in the chapel of love storyline

- “marry me.” he says. you adjust your head, bringing it higher on his chest. “what?” “marry me.” he’s smirking so goofy and you’re just like babe…”funny.” you scoff. “why?” “why? because we’re teenagers, zeke.” “so what? i already know i want to be with you forever.” and you’re like where is this coming from you tough facade freak but it makes your heart swell bc you have that effect on him duh “tell you what- if you actually graduate this year, I’ll marry you.” and he’s like fuck bc we know damn well he’s going to repeat senior year again

- you have to force him to do his homework. he’s actually really smart it’s just he doesn’t want to put in the effort. you promise him a kiss after every assignment he completes. he manages to get you to agree to a kiss after every question he answers correctly. this is the only reason he graduates on time, he owes it all to you

- you guys are stoners, he just never uses his own stash. he loves getting high amd doing stupid shit with you.

- in all seriousness you’re his confidant. it scares him how much he loves you, and getting him to admit that was difficult at first. he has never once felt judged by you, and felt loved for the first time. he’s marrying you.

- you definitely clean his house for him sorry. his parents aren’t there to help him and he just really doesn’t give a fuck but it gives you major agita so you clean up while he works in his lab. you even make him food! he feels so taken care of he wants you to stay most nights.

- you love his glasses. they’re the cutest thing but he never wears them at school. you wish he wore them all the time. “oh my gosh!” you shriek when you walk into his garage and see him wearing them, he hasn’t in a while. you run over and kiss him all over and tease him like “who’s *kiss* this *kiss* cute *kiss* boy!” and he’s like bro I’m never wearing these again (he loves it)

- most people know you’re a thing but one time a girl saw him at a party and she was like “do you know anyone here?” and he points to you dancing on the table like “her. my girlfriend. want to meet her?” she backs off

- You’ve fallen asleep at his house wayyyy to many times he’s just so comfy :( you wake up in the morning and you’re like FUCK i missed my curfew and didn’t even call my parents!! and he’s like “I did ;)” you were just so cute sleeping he had to call them for you so yoi could rest. you’re RELIEVED bc obv you want to stay in bed with him.

[tgirlschlatt]

✿ for cschlatt or cquackity

oh you think youre soooo subtle. well fine pumpkinduo SEX!!!!!!!!!

ok i guess i'll start blunt i think schlatt's gotten around. i think it's in character for him to be pretty flippant about sex like a lay by default won't mean much to him. it's when sex is tied directly to a relationship/expectation of one that he starts getting flighty or weird, particularly about specific pdas or what he thinks it might reflect upon him in other people's eyes. Very Normal Man btw.

and of COURSE he has a complex about topping & being in control. he likes to put himself forward as a forever top but in actuality he's like. super vers, with a quiet leaning towards bottom. letting someone else do all the work & have say over him is a guilty pleasure that he practically never indulges in (and even then i think specifically only with one night stands he'll never see again. Normal!)

quackity in contrast i dont think has had much experience at all before dsmp. he's like a hot & flirty guy so he's gotten CLOSE to it? but he'd flake and push them away giggling like AWW WHATEVERR lets go hit things w bats. he's a little delicate at heart..!! i think he likes the CONCEPT of getting around but ultimately atp he does want commitment he does want a relationship he does want to be courted a bit... nothing had felt right yet!

q starts out as a pretty easygoing switch i think :] he just wants to feel nice and have his partners feel nice there's no real baggage to it (....YET!!!) he'd be like a little painfully earnest abt it

so i think at the start of their relationship they really defaulted to top/bottom, due to schlatts myriad of complexes & quackitys lack of experience. BUT!!! i think they would grow into each other a little as manburg progresses :) quackity gets a little more confident and starts taking the lead more and schlatt relaxes enough to let it happen...

though i imagine the first time schlatt bottomed had to be precipitated by a really bad awkward conversation where q has to be like yeah i wanna fuck you :] and schlatt immediately recoils like WHAT? WHAT GAVE YOU THE IMPRESSION THAT IM A LITTLE FUCKIN- and quackitys like hhey. what. i just wanna fuck you. and schlatt has to become slightly more normal really quickly bc he does like q and likes giving him things that he wants </3 esp when its something that schlatt also wants just cant admit to himself that he does </33 i don't think its something he ever truly gets over himself about in manburg though. i think things slot into place more w/ the post-revival transition in las nevadas hehe

[emonydeborah]

If the crew became kids

I doubt this is going to happen, especially because TNG already did it, but I would personally have such a great time.

An overarching theme would be Una's height because reasons, and because her talking to someone and suddenly having to look down at some child would be hilarious.

So some kidifying ray swept the ship, affecting them either one at a time or all at once.

Chris will not shut up about horses. He's swinging his legs on the biobed and chattering away. He accidentally interrupts and is so apologetic bc he never wants to be rude!!!! He wants to be friends!!! "Are we friends?" Spock has to look down at his captain/father figure and say "...yes. Chris." (Also Chris stares up at Una and says she's pretty bc he has more brains as a child than a grown man). He stares out at the stars with the biggest eyes.

Una the preteen is the same height as La'an and La'an is pretending not to be salty about it. They know she's Illyrian and she Freaks Out, and she and La'an have a talk about accepting themselves and not being defined by what others think that is more educational for La'an than for Una. What a gangly woman. She is out here constantly knocking things over, and the crew sees someone who had to grow into herself as much as anyone. Her default response is silence and big scared eyes but she can be tempted with some trivia. Erica spends hours showing her the flight controls.

Spock is a complete deadpan sassbucket and no one is prepared. the cute chubby cheeks. The bowlcut. His babysitters lose sight of him for sixty seconds and he disassembles a replicator because he heard a funny noise. Don't touch that. Why? *is touching it* They cannot make him believe he is in fact an adult and they're trying to fix him. "Mother says to find a mother with children and ask her for help if I get lost." Man asks Una for help because he's lost. Legend.

Uhura is such a little imp. Once she gets over being scared she disappears into the jeffries tubes. Her giggling echoes through the ship like the ghost of a demonic victorian child. Hemmer is down to let her roam but Una crawls in and drags her out. If any of the kids get a leash, it's Uhura. Erica distracts her with sweets. She needs to be occupied at all times or she will wander away.

Erica is the surliest eleven year old. Everyone expected her to be the easy child but she makes a point of being difficult. Una is tearing her hair out and Chris is like yes but have you considered. She is eleven. She's edgy and moody and everyone is like how did our Erica come from you. Una says she's the best pilot she's ever met and sits her at the helm and Erica stops her griping for a bit. She determinedly does not show interest but she does look at the buttons and subtly watch Jenna doing her job.

La'an has a lisp and sucks her thumb. Una insists she has to stay with her. For security reasons. Una has to go yell at people and La'an is holding her hand/on her hip the whole time. Everyone else is curious about little La'an but Una goes NO get your OWN. Little La'an wants hugs and cuddles and Una goes well if I must. For Starfleet. Chris does get custody for a while and he carries la'an around on his shoulders.

Christine and her big fat smart mouth. ackshually I read about this and you're wrong. Her sass is only matched by baby Spock. Grown Spock does not know how to handle it. This eight year old and her sassy little crossed arms leave everyone speechless with the sheer audacity. Joseph "don't touch that you'll break it" vs Christine "we use these at school all the time I know what to do" *breaks it* "... I didn't do that."

Joseph is the smiliest boy. He's having a great time. He follows Christine around and asks her about everything. Someone is in Sickbay with a sprained ankle or something and Joseph goes hmm. Looks like you're real sick. Do you have chicken soup here. He's the most charming little kid. Everything he does is cute. Everyone gets hugs and secret handshakes.

Hemmer, like Spock, takes stuff apart for the heck of it. Uhura tries to distract him by asking about Andoria and he could not care less. Man is tearing apart the EPS manifold and Uhura goes ...buddy let's not do that. Una says stop and he stops. All the deadpan blind jokes. Look away for two seconds and he is actively climbing into the warp core. What are you doing?!?!? Hemmer *shrugs*

Pelia is off like a shot all over the place. Talking a mile a minute. Young Pelia is such a foreign idea no one knows how to handle it. She's their wise old hermit and their wise old hermit is hanging upside down off the biobed. Now she's on the ground and her head hurts. Oh crap she's crying.

[2audrey2hepburn]

[Into Darkness/Beyond]

---

Watching the '09 Star Trek flick and my live reactions:

As someone with astigmatism this opening feels like a look into what having cataracts when I'm old might be like.

I know Kirk grew up in Iowa but this is corny.

Winona Ryder typecast as mum of autistic gay sons with bowl cuts.

Autistic Gay Sons and their debut album Bowl Cuts is Kirk's Midwest emo band.

@charliewfell96: "[Pike] can whistle the communicator tone?"

Me: "This old man is hot now."

McCoy being scared of flying instead of transporters is actually pretty funny as a deep cut joke.

Karl Urban is pretty.

Karl Urban is so, so pretty.

This Enterprise looks like it's been given the landlord special.

Chekov's Wussian accent is widiculous but I gotta have solidarity with his voice recognition struggles. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😔

McCoy running after Kirk and repeatedly injecting him feels like a scene from a school anti-drug assembly.

Not gonna check how long he meant by minutes there buddy? Like if someone told me the complete obliteration of the planet was minutes away I'd clarify how many minutes before beaming down.

SFX note: don't make your tragic destruction of a planet look like an anus swallowing itself.

Spubble closeup.

Nero explaining his plan: "The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a genocide is a good guy with a genocide! I win murder forever, mwahaha!" (The five year old in charge of writing this script started smashing the heads off his action figures with rocks at this point in the creative process before being escorted to timeout by security for setting a paper bin on fire.)

This planet is so white Tumblr could make a sexyman out of it.

The demogorgon from Stranger Things first role.

OG SPOCK. I LOVE HIM. Leonard Nimoy my beloved.

This whole plot only happened OG Spock got stuck in space traffic and shared hole with Nero.

OG Spock really trying to hide his disappointment in what a little bitch this vers of Kirk is being rn like he's watching a nervous kitten pish on his favourite cardigan.

Simon Pegg's Scottish accent is pretty good, but English actors doing Scottish accents makes me a bit uncomfortable bc Scottish actors are expected to use RP by default for roles and being treated as inferior to English has endangered our native languages (Scots, Gaelic).

On the other hand he's a great Scotty and you can tell how much love he's got for the role.

"No Jim, I'm not coming with you, I was really expensive to cast. What are they going to do, not have Leonard Nimoy appear in this film? No, I won't be back again until the finale, which the studio calculated to have the best cost to heartstrings pulled ratio."

🖖😢 too buddy you're the best part of this film.

"I'm going to go cry in my room, please note this in the log, this is going to fuck up my schedule for the day."

Sarek is so well cast in this. Ben Cross plays him with a subtlety that stands out in a movie that is mostly loud and dumb.

Mind melding with a dead guy? Girl he has no brainwaves he's a meat flopsicle.

"I know your face." Nero that is an entirely different actor than William Shatner you are faceblind.

"My name is Nero Montoya. I killed your father. Prepare to die."

We've all been on a Zoom call where someone's connection was that poor.

When you've got so many daddy issues you'll even call yourself Dad to get a crumb of paternal attention.

Well that felt like being at the opticians.

[necrotic-nephilim]

for ask game: casstim, post war games

Tim's first heat starts in Bludhaven and, alienated from all familiar bonds, he invites Cass into the nest. but it turns out that despite everyone thinking Cass was a beta or delta, she's an alpha stuck with the presentation due to starvation as a child. and being close to an omega in the heat provokes her first rut.

for the ask game!

post-War Games CassTim my *beloved* god. especially with Omegaverse it's all so good bc i *love* playing with how Cass' upbringing could affect her presentation-

the isolation of everyone post-War Games is a lot of fun to play with, especially how it affects Tim and Cass. they don't see eye to eye about how things should've been handled. and worse, they're both grieving Steph. it makes being together awkward and full of long silences neither of them know how to fill. but without any other options and trying desperately to just fix things, Tim invites Cass to his nest. mostly because he doesn't *expect* her to say yes. i like the idea of Cass being pretty averse to all things secondary gender because of her own complex about (assumedly) not having one. everyone defaults to assuming she's a beta, but there's never been any proper confirmation. so it's a last-ditch effort for Tim to find *any* kind of companionship after everyone he's lost. his first heat has him feeling awkward and vulnerable. so when Cass says yes bc she's also just lonely and vulnerable, he's so started he didn't expect it. he happily makes room for her in his nest, but it's a bit awkward at first. Cass is just going through a checklist, making sure Tim is eating and drinking enough, cuddling him, but still holding an emotional distance. part of it is her unresolved feelings and part of it is her stunted presentation, it all makes her very confused and awkward no matter how much Tim tries to connect to her.

i'm personally a big fan of heats not being "out of your mind horniness" but more so being "emotional distress and physical discomfort". sure Tim is horny and could really use a good fuck rn, but mostly he's just cramping and craving an emotional connection, especially as his first heat without a real pack. the Batfam have vaguely acted as a pack before, but now they're so fractured it sends Tim's hormones on an emotional fritz. he doesn't like that he's an omega having his first heat, he doesn't like that his pseudo-pack is such a mess, and he doesn't like how something is clearly wrong with Cass. she's trying to hide it, but Tim can tell she's getting more and more uncomfortable the more they hang out in his nest, just watching movies. she keeps shifting around and getting up for some reason. and the worst part is, *she* doesn't know why either. she doesn't know why Tim's scent is so distracting and why she's suffocating in this need to protect and hold him. she almost feels bad about it, like she's objectifying an omega in heat who just wants her company. Cass doesn't fully understand social dynamics, but she knows omegas are seen as vulnerable and fragile during heat and Tim came to *her* for help, and now she's messing it up, somehow. she can smell the distress on his scent as he's so worried about her when she's the one who should be taking care of him and clearly, she's doing a bad job of it, no matter how much Tim is trying to convince her otherwise and just talk to her.

i think it's fun if Tim notices first. Cass wouldn't have any idea what these feelings are and she's often so disconnected from her body's signals she's not processing the attraction and arousal from her rut, just this burning need to protect Tim, which she had already. it's when Tim has his face buried in the crook of her neck that he frowns and actually smells her. and he awkwardly asks if she's an alpha and Cass has to tell him no, bc everyone knows she's assumed to be a beta. and so Tim has to very awkwardly tell her that he's pretty sure she's an alpha and he's *definitely* sure she's going into rut. and now Cass is *more* uncomfortable. because she's so used to her body being used to hurt people. and she's heard the stories, how alphas go into ruts around omegas and use to as an excuse to assault them. and that's the *last* thing she wants to do when Tim has trusted her with such a vulnerable moment. i'm just very fond of Cass fearing intimacy because she doesn't know how to use her body for pleasure, only for pain. she tries to pull away, saying she'll find someone else to keep Tim company. but Tim is promising her it's okay, promising he knows she wouldn't hurt him and that they don't *have* to do anything. his instincts are begging for sex, but he won't push for that unless he knows she wants it too.

the sex takes a while for them to build up to. maybe Tim's heat lasts a couple days and Cass is in and out or her rut the whole time as her body adjusts to presenting as an alpha. they're helping each other through it. Cass is trying *hard* to hold back her urges, she's taken the worst kind of pain the world has to offer, she can handle some hormones. but the more Tim's heat lasts the more the nest smells like both of them and she finally breaks, whispering a soft "please" in TIm's ear, and that's all Tim needs to understand. the sex is taken slow and a little awkward. Cass functionally understands how sex works, but concepts of foreplay are utterly foreign to her. i like the idea of Cass being the dom, but still needing guidance from Tim as to what feels good for him, how she should touch him. i love the idea of Tim guiding her to eat him out bc it'll make it easier for him to fuck him and Cass enjoys giving Tim head so much for the taste and all the noises that he makes that she drives him into overstimulation, coming over and over on her tongue until he's sure he's gonna pass out. she fucks him hard, but her words are so gentle in his ear and it's such a dizzying contrast. when Cass finally knots Tim i think she cries. the overwhelming emotion just finally gets to her and they hold each other like that while Cass cries and feels loved.

in the aftermath, they *try* to go back to normal. both of them agree mating would be a bad idea that could overcomplicate things. but they can't seem to stay away from each other. they end up sleeping in each other's beds, always visiting each other. it's very normal for Tim to wake up to Cass crawling through his window to climb under his sheets. they smell like each other so much that everyone can tell Tim is seeing an alpha but no one realizes it's Cass for a while because no one realizes she's an alpha. the truth eventually comes out because Tim and Cass end up glued at each other's hip. it takes a few years before they officially mate, but everyone knows it's an unofficial official sort of thing. Tim's heats are always spent with Cass and they're ferally protective of each other. they definitely don't have an easy relationship- there's so much unresolved trauma between the two of them that they struggle with emotional vulnerability with each other. sometimes they end up arguing and not speaking for days and *everyone* can feel the tension. but they always make up in the end bc they will always seek each other out for company and comfort.

[tyunn1ngz]

not sure if u write for transmasc reader but imagine one of the boys worshipping you and fucking you senseless while telling you that ur their good boy (+ whatever dynamic bc im a sucker for couple dynamics 😋)

im nonbinary w bad dysphoria days and love being called a boy as well as everything else i write of course i will talk abt this happy pride month to my fellas i love u so so much!!!!!!!!!! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

taking my default route of making this abt kai but despite biased i can also just very much see him in this kind of role </3 (who else literally cried over sk8r boi cover and hearing ‘tough luck that boy’s mine now’ bc i did LOL)

kai who loves his pretty boy more than anything on this earth, who looks at you like you’ve hung the stars in the sky yourself, who just can’t believe his luck because someone as lovely as you wants to be with him. he doesn’t realise how lucky you are to have him just as much! :((

kai who is so gentle when it comes to exploring your body, so tender with how he touches and always wary about where you would want him to touch. always wanting to undress you, every inch of exposed skin so so stunning to him— but if you need anything left on he’ll work his way around it to make you feel good anyway. (ex. will let you hump against him in just your underwear til you shake and cum on him, and he doesn’t even ask for anything back :((( just so enamoured w wanting u to have experiences with unadultered pleasure because you deserve it as much as anyone else)

kai who asks you to let him eat you out, sometimes posing it as ‘sucking you off’ just to make you breathe a little harder. kai who’s so enthusiastic as he gives you head, holding your hands and moaning into your cunt because fuck, you taste so good. your voice sounds so hot, you’re so hot. the prettiest boy he’s ever fucking seen.

kai who pushes his cock inside with the prettiest moan you’ve ever heard, hands gripping at any part of you he could possibly grab at as he shakes and trembles. so needy and already breaking apart at the seams just seeing how fucked out you get from having him inside you.

kai who loses his control and starts fucking you with reckless abandon once he realises you can take it. and fuck do you take it, you take it better than anyone. such a good boy, his good boy.

nothing in kai’s head but ‘mine, mine, mine’ as he rails into you, panting into your mouth and pawing at your chest if you’ll let him. so possessive because he knows to thank his lucky stars every night, and even just the amount of trust you have in him brings him so much closer to the edge. not that he’d ever admit that, scared that him making a deal out of it would even remotely spook you.

‘so beautiful, so perfect. perfect boy for me, nobody compares. my good boy— ah! takes me so well. my pretty boyfriend. love you so much. feels so good, love you, love you, wanna feel you cum. need it.’ he’ll babble, a hand between your thighs to help you over the edge of your orgasm as he thumbs at your clit, or sometimes even calling it your cock just to see how you’ll react :3c

expect your legs to be out of commission by the end of the night, but it’s okay because he just beams at you, flushed cheeks scrunching up with his smile as he pratically throws you over his shoulder.

‘you’re my pretty prince to carry everywhere anyway.’

got a little out of hand w this one … hope u like it ! AHAHAHA

[perfectlovevn]

Idk if anyone else cares about Ryan besides me or asks abt him - bc i actually like consuming info about him and thinking abt him. Before I entered the fandom I was a pretty big Ryan fan until it was overwritten with Milo (not complaining tho teehee)

Ifeel like i dont hear ppl talk abt him as a character rather than a plotpoint- dont rlly mind it much tho i forget about him too baha

What happened to Ryan if he survives after moving to another college?

Did he try to be a better person? Or, just acted as a better person to keep a low profile?

What is his new life like? What changed about his behavior? How's his social life?

Also does Ryan have family or a childhood backstory idk if I ever saw anything abt that

Can he actually become a better person? What would it take for him to be one?

Can he be his own yandere and if so what would he be like

<- very secretly wants to be his boyfriend

Considering the three additional asks I got after this one, I'm pretty sure Ryan is more popular than you'd expect. Also @m00nsflesh exists, so that's also the case. Ryan is mostly written to drive Milo and Eris's behavior, so that does track.

If Ryan were able to successfully escape to another college, I think he'd probably change his name like very barely (change it to Ryen or something) and then he might act a bit more low profile for a short while before going back to his normal ways. I don't think it's very likely he would strive to become a better person unless he feels it could benefit him in some way.

I think he'd try to keep his new life as close to his old life as possible. Feels more like a bump in the road since he just wants to do what he's always been doing. I think regardless of how he tries to pretend to be someone else, he'll always end up defaulting back to his original form in one way or another.

I didn't really make a family/childhood backstory, but he does act like a rich kid fratboy (or at least, that's what I was trying to aim for), so you can make of that what you will. He could have a completely different backstory.

He could be, just like anyone could be, but I don't think it would be an easy task. It's possible that if he actually found someone he cared enough it might lead him to becoming a better person or some sort of event that happens, but I don't know who or what that could do that for him.

Like could he be a yandere? Possibly, but a generally pathetic and annoying one. The kind that treats you trashily but if you try to flirt with other people, he'd probably step in and tell the other person to back off kind of deal.

[t4tozier]

in the hot for teacher verse do you have a desc doc for what you think the rat grinders look all human? :)

i don't have a specific doc for it because the first chapter was truly just vibes and i didn't expect to be writing more about them, but i do have some ideas in mind! the humanoids are pretty generally the same so for fun i'll give you some facts about all of them in the verse as well! putting this under the cut because it got quite long.

oisin: i was originally picturing him as black w locs, skinny teen who beefed up over the previous summer (lowkey wendell from nsbu before wendell existed) but i was mulling it over earlier and i actually really love the idea of samoan oisin?? he comes back from visiting his family over the summer and has gained so much muscle and fat and got some pe'a and everyone thinks he's so cool for it. he's got long hair that is usually up in a bun. probably also shoots up to 6'2, 6'3".

he's into manga. people who don't know him think he's really intimidating but he's the sweetest guy ever. ivy brings out the bitch in him lbr but for the most part he's just a really buff nerd. am i just describing ify nwadiwe. i swear it's not intentional.

ivy: i don't have a specific race for her but described her in got it bad as olive-skinned, brown hair with blonde highlights. i think she gets the chunky bleach highlights that were popular in like 2020-21. oisin is definitely the tallest of all of them, lucy the tallest of the girls, but ivy's probably second/third-tallest at around 5'8, 5'9.

she runs an anonymous aguefort confessions blog and has a viral tiktok account that mainly went viral as a result of the jace (and porter) videos. jace always says she's gotta quit with the gossip but will still ask her about it he's the worst enabler. she does archery and rides horses at aguefort! she transferred in middle school and everyone was very intrigued by her because she's british. they kept asking her if she's met the queen. she just started saying yes eventually.

lucy: since i made porter a white southern guy lucy is also white and southern by default. i think that she doesn't have the accent her uncle has because her dad married a new englander, so instead she's got this southern/new england mix that leaves her pronouncing certain words very oddly. she still has vitiligo--instead of gray hair she's got light brown with patches of white, and maybe a port wine stain on her face. she's about 5'11" - both of her parents are very tall so she inherited her height from them.

she got bullied pretty badly in elementary school and middle school. she is very sensitive and cries with basically every emotion so it can be hard to determine why she's actually crying if it's not obvious. she's not good at standing up for herself but her friends will hunt a bitch down for her. she will cry if you kill a bug instead of letting it outside. grew up knowing porter's best friend jace bc he gets brought to all the family events and was very grateful when he didn't make anyone call him mr stardiamond when they started his class because that would've been a weird switch to make.

mary ann: shortest one of the group at just around 5 feet. black, box braids with little charms on the ends, braces. her favorite outfit is overalls and her pink hoodie that she's been wearing for years on end because it's been washed so many times it's the perfect texture. between her height, her clothes, and being quiet and autistic, she gets infantilized a ton and she hates it so she will sometimes overcompensate by making dirty jokes at inappropriate times.

she's usually of the mindset that if someone isn't speaking directly to her or talking about something she's interested in she probably doesn't really need to join in the conversation. she was one of those toddlers who didn't speak until she could say a full sentence. she's the first girl on the football team--nobody thinks that she's gonna be any good but she's small enough that she just kind of darts between all the players and can hold her own more than people think.

buddy: truly just the same. sorry buddy i have nothing special for you. he's like 5'7". his grandpa runs the town's megachurch and he keeps trying to get everyone to come with him. he sort of latched onto their group but he genuinely is nice he's just also brainwashed so they haven't like actively tried to kick him out. i think that after spending enough time with them all he gets more chill especially because they call him out when he says something outright fucked up and he likes being friends with them so he wants to not offend them--it's just that he genuinely doesn't think he's saying anything wrong.

kipperlilly: also looks relatively the same but slightly taller, probably like 5'3". she and jace bond over having the same clothing organization app. she doesn't wear the prep-school kind of stuff she wears in canon but it's definitely still very clean, she probably irons everything. type a but not as much Like That.

jawbone realizes the conflict of interest when she starts talking about her anger issues and hating the others and actually has a parent teacher conference to recommend external therapy. can often be found with her journal after that. she and riz are in competition to see how many more ap credits they can gain than each other. rarely seen without lucy by her side. they have a homoerotic relationship for years because neither of them realize that they're more than girl best friends (and lucy's uncle porter always has his best friend everywhere, that's how adults are!)

ruben: i'm thinking he's maybe mixed, black and hispanic? he's got frizzy curls because he's much more invested in writing songs on his ukulele than paying attention to the right products for his curl pattern. he also has braces and mourns when his tooth gap closes because he can't whistle as well. 5'4".

he thinks it's the coolest thing to have his uncle work at the school and he and lucy bond over it even though he doesn't actually take his uncle henry's classes. he's part of the school band and plays in the orchestra for the theatre department - in addition to the ukulele he also plays acoustic guitar and piano.

[voiceofsword]

How do u feel about the new kiddies 4piece and mr nice …. Do you want them to interact with the bees….

yes i DO!!!!!!!!!! when we saw the silhouettes i was rly hoping theyd be around kohakus age because kohaku deserves many friends... so i was very happy with the reveal!

i think my favorite from what weve seen thus far and the idol stories has got to be esu, hes so cute, i think seeing him initially i thought he was really pretty so i expected him to be kind of formal? but i was so taken aback like immediately bc hes so rowdy, so energetic SO CUTIEFUL.... new son acquired

also reading (reading is a very loose term my jp isnt very good) his idol story i was completely charmed by him having such a hard time keeping it down, HES SO ENTHUSIASTIC!! like his default is just >:D all the time. i love genki characters so much!!!

later on anzus like can you be a little quieter please... and hes like yup! i can be the quietest guy around! (proceeds to continue being loud af) and anzus like.. urusai... and hes like WHAT!!!!!!!!! I WAS TRYING TO BE QUIET!!!!!

and im just. omfg hes so silly. pls join me in loving n appreciating esu sagiri!!

[odysseys-blood]

theres a lot of back and forth about paimon especially so i just wanna put in my two cents about it bc speculation on paimon and gender can be tricky and theres a lot to take into consideration. this isnt an end all be all post and not the best written but im just speaking from my place as someone who is trans (though i myself am tme) and works with gender themes in my own characters so this is gonna be kinda long

So! Paimon

a lot of the issue from the back and forth stems from how paimon is written by default. When you meet paimon, he's designated as just a pretty boy that likes to crossdress and they emphasize heavily that paimon is a man every time they talk about his femininity and how he presents himself.

Now crossdressing itself is not at all transphobic, hell drag is a big thing and its not uncommon for queens do figure out that they're transfem when they get into it. In fact a lot of queer people do push to erase gender boundaries within clothes because in the end....clothing is just cloth wear what you want be who you want to be, whether it be a woman wearing masc clothing, a man wearing femme clothes, or anyone just wearing something neutral feeling.

Where it becomes a problem is the push to enforce paimon's masculinity at every turn. While its good that paimon isn't a character that's put in to be played for laughs (as feminine men and trans women often are in media), it comes off odd in a way for paimon to have a feminine voice, dress femininely, love feminine things...and then at every point have it enforced heavily that paimon is a man. THAT is where a lot of the issue stems from at when you see it happening as someone who has seen transmisogyny (if this is your first time seeing the word, its transphobia that arises specifically for a trans woman being a woman. ergo the word being a mix of transphobia and misogyny) in practice it looks worrying. When you're someone who knows how to spot this kind of thing it can feel like paimon's gender nonconformity is being demonized (while they also highlight it. its an odd mix).

This isn't to say that it is a concious thing that's being pushed either i'm not saying the writers are personally transmisogynists at all, HOWEVER since transphobia and transmisogyny is rampant in society to the point where it subconsciously controls biases, thats how it can come off transmisogynistic. Think of it as similar to racism: even if you think you yourself are not racist theres still likely biases you have picked up or have been taught just because theyre so pervasive in society. This doesnt mean its your fault it just means its something that you have to unlearn conciously and put in the work to do so.

This is also not just a problem with whb because again like i said, its systemic. Think about other characters in media who are written this way, such as Bridget from Guilty Gear, or Vivian from Paper Mario. While these two are different in that their status as trans women have been solidified, the treatment they've gotten is largely the same. Especially bridget considering how she for the longest was the poster child for the "femboy" archetype and how femininity is enforced yet also discouraged in these characters until she was finally labeled transgender in gg strive.

All this to say...its messy and theres a lot of points to consider so there really isnt a reason to go at each others throats. Using paimon's canon pronouns and gender isn't exactly a problem and neither is choosing to instead see paimon as a transgender woman and using she/her pronouns. But at the very least it doesn't hurt to educate yourself also and understand why paimon's writing can come off transmisogynistic and transphobic. WHB is not a game thats heralding itself on being progressive (even if there are aspects to it that might seem so) so there's not much to expect from it in that regard but still we can be mindful and discussion isnt bad.

(also a footnote i dont think ive seen any transfem or tma players of whb in the tag....ever but if anyone is and wants to add on or thinks ive overstepped let me know)

[has-been-bitch]

intro post

♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢

♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢

other socials

tiktok: has.been.bitch

♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢

about me

name: hasbeenbitch pretty much everywhere

•

gender and pronouns: trans dude, he/him

•

sexuality: if you got that dawg in you, i can be in you. 👹👹 (unlabeled i guess)

•

age: 19. minors please dni, it like.. feels weird asf when i see someone who is 12 or sumn liking my posts like.. i post: 1, hazbin shit, which yall shouldn't be watching anyways if you're under like, 16 😟. and 2, i post freaky shit sometimes. again, weird seeing KIDS. like posts like that

what i do

art:

- just.. drawings in general i guess

- are we separating cute sketches from like.. digital paintings?

- i attempt animation. if i actually ever finish one, ya'll'd be lucky.

..other shit?:

- the occasional edit

- i cosplay on my tiktok account- it's linked up there 👹

- yap and yap and never ever shut the fuck up 😁😁

fandoms:

- take a wild, fat guess... (hazbin hotel.)

- helluva also got that dawg in it.

- hermitcraft/life series(dont expect much if any content from that here though.. this is pretty much just a hellaverse acct for me 👹)

- is having backyard chickens considered a fandom

- ..is wind band/orchestra technically a fandom...

♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢

dni

honestly basic shit: homophobes, transphobes, racists, pedos, other idiots.

•

if you dont like hazbin, you.. probably wanna go elsewhere. i mean interact if yall want, but.. literally all i plan on posting is hazbin. specifically husk

•

on that topic, people who argue that angel's abuse is worse than husk's. abuse is abuse no matter what..

•

ANYONE UNDER 16 i'm iffy about. i post.. weird, freaky shit sometimes. and it feels weird and uncomfortable when a 12 year old likes a post i make talking about how i'd rail husk to heaven and back.. like.. you're in 6th grade.. go read the giver and work on your algebra homework.. not watch hazbin 😟

♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢

PLEASE DO INTERACT

other hazbin fans

•

artists(visual, musical, any and all art is appreciated here)

•

..band nerds. we need more tuba players up in this bitch. like.. yess i'll gladly take a lap dance from a fat hunk of metal while i blow vigorously into her mouthpiece.. tuba is so sexy.

♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢

other shit

2 years on this fat dick 💪💪 (testosterone)

•

im currently in college for animation. i originally got in for music ed.. 😟😟 scary place (12 classes. NOT 12 credit hours. 12 CLASSES. in ONE semester.) maybe one day i can work for spindlehorse or a24, or another sickass studio like them.

•

i play tuba(my baby ❤️❤️), trombone, piano, guitar, general percussion(mallets, timpani, chimes, fuckin.. vibraslap, finger cymbals, regular cymbals.. you get the idea.), and i dabble in some drumset

•

a lot of people think im nonbinary and go by they/them. i feel like i need to clarify i am NOT enby. i explicitly DONT go by they/them, because no one ever fuckin respects the fact i'm just a dude. its like people dont fully see me as one, but i appear to masculine to be called she, so people call me they in an attempt to feminize me. do NOT. i can still be fully a man, and still serve cunt and eat that ass up.

•

i have autism if you couldnt tell already by my lack of ability to shut the fuck UP about my life/what i like/what i'm passionate about/overexplaining things. i feel like.. on the topic of overexplaining i guess.. feel like i need to clarify that i ain't just bein like 'omg im so quirky and autistic 😝😝' like i was diagnosed at 13 👹👹

•

i use the 👹 emoji a lot bc like.. he's so me fr. like thats my default face. i'm asked to smile for a picture? 👹. i take a picture of myself? 👹. he is me and i am him 👹👹

if you like the following bands:

- MAN MAN. my #1, my bae.

- squirrel nut zippers

- cherry poppin' daddies

- asylum street spankers

- big bad voodoo daddy

- just fucking JAZZ music in general.

- lets not forget classical music (currently listening to Chorale and Shaker Dance by John P. Zdechlik rn as i write this entire intro at 1 in the morning. i'm not even christian- the song is just a really fuckin fun, interesting song)

- on that topic.. fun, interesting song enjoyers.

- will wood got that dawg in him.

- MAN MAN. if yall know any other bands that like.. have a guy screaming bloody murder, screaming out his fucking soul, over a dissonant marimba, some congas, a trumpet, a tenor sax, and a flute having an orgy-

PLEASE let me know. or invite me, i'd be down for that too 👹👹

♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢♤♡♧♢

ok thats it im done yapping

[astrid-beck]

a random headcanon that is not supported by the text? a random headcanon that IS supported by the text? also, thoughts on astrid and schools of magic? i think fanon consensus is that she's an illusionist because of how she uses changeable glamors at the dinner (and mercer twitter lore is that glyph chant is reskinned bladesinging, so she has those stats when her glyph chant is up) and illusionist astrid is compelling so why not, but i have seen arguments for why other schools would also be interesting.

weirdly i haven't thought very much about astrid's subclass. i'm instinctively fond of evoker astrid because i love when she does big ugly damage and i like the idea of academy bren and astrid in direct collaboration/competition but. okay let me spitball for a minute. misogyny is obviously a little different in exandria, but from a real-world perspective illusion is a very feminine kind of magic. In a lot of historical contexts it is the worst thing a woman can do, see "art" and and artifice as signs of deceptiveness, moral degeneracy and promiscuity, feminine lack of mental fortitude, "God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another", etc. Illusionism makes you femme fatale coded by default.

So there's something very interesting about illusionist astrid bc i don't actually think we have any reason to believe she relies on weaponized femininity. She's hard and mean and severe and handsome and she goes by "Master". I think Bren was far more charismatic (and prettier), and far more reliant on it--Caleb in-campaign has that 16 CHA, he actively uses essek and lucien's attraction to him to get what he wants, he is a con man when we first meet him, he can really turn on charisma and charm when he wants to. Caleb has to consciously turn it on, but i don't think Bren did, I think he was just a very charming and pretty young man.

So what that would mean for an illusionist astrid is that bren left, and she sort of became a mechanical imitation of him, not naturally suited to that kind of soldiery but she's a good wizard, she's a quick study, she can put her mind to it. In a lot of ways Astrid was forced to be a less-good version of Bren, the second choice, not the son student her father master wanted. And she knows this. Trent says it to her face in 110. It's true right up through the end when she gets the assembly appointment only after it is offered to Caleb.

To answer your supported-by-the-text headcanon question, i think maybe she expected to be an evoker and switched paths, probably at trent's behest, because ultimately her magic and study is not for her personal interest, she doesn't get to be a self-obsessed wizard like wealthy mages do. she's an employee. her magic is a weapon and it is owned by the man who writes her paycheck, it will be developed in whatever way he thinks is most useful for the empire.

(i just finished c2 ama)

[luciality]

gross rambling under the cut

ok so omegaverse nationverse. normal humans but omegaverse nations bc they're a bunch of weirdos anyway.

my favorite little omega empire england <3 such a terrible mummy lol

with america out of the picture, canada is by all accounts arthur's favorite child. and he's so loyal and such a good boy and he's so young too compared to alfred. physically i mean. so he takes matthew's youth as a good sign that hes not going to run off and become "independent" any time soon. bc hes a good and loyal lad. good boy.

but eventually matthew does grow up, still quicker than mummy did but not as quick as his twin, and eventually he hits nation puberty and presents as an omega, which sort of surprises arthur but not really. he was expecting him to be a beta but omega is fine too. he doesnt care that much.

oh but what if matthew goes into heat while visiting england, and all he wants is arthur to rub against and hold tight. and arthur is trying to soothe him in every way he can without. yknow. oh god he wants to avoid it but he knows nothing will satisfy matthew except arthur fucking him and arthur's not even an alpha but he doesnt want anyone else touching his little dominion especially not alfred or francis who might be the only alphas matthew would want and the very thought of matthew getting knotted by either of them works arthur up so much and mattie just wants his mummy he wants arthur to hold him and kiss him.

of course being as old as he is and an omega himself, arthur knows the trick of how an omega can satisfy themself in heat, but he quite likes the way matthew begs for him and hes just sooooooo cuteee kyaaaaaa so he has a bit of fun teasing him and fucking him and generally ruining their mother/eldest daughter relationship before he fists him and mattie cums so hard and he passes out and woah that was such a short heat i thought they were supposed to last a full week..... arthur is amused by this and gives matthew The Talk.

uagh and just the aftercare of it too arthur bathing matthew while he's coming back to being lucid, arthur asking if he's alright, does he need anything, did he feel comfortable, is anything wrong. after all arthur was only doing what matthew told him to but also matthew was in heat soooooo.... arthur knows its a grey area and he let his own selfishness and possessiveness get in the way of taking care of his favorite-child-by-default and he took advanatage of the situation and he doesnt want matthew to hate him forever. and matthew is a little shy about it but mostly pretty zen because he really did want arthur and what already happened has happened. and its weird bc mattie is a worrier but. hes not worried. bc he just came so hard he's like the opposite of fucked silly. fucked normal. fucked serious. and hes like yeah mom i hope u dont think it's weird or gross... thanks for helping me out i appreciate it...

so anyway i think that they do plan their visits to each other around their heats bc they have a cute thing going on. even to this day.

alfred finds out about this and thinks its gross ick yucky. how do two omegas even have sex. it cant be sex without a knot. alfred is an expert in sex because he gets knotted every world meeting by every other alpha in the world.