#bc ik they would be so freaking cute

[wikitpowers]

✨just saying but ty telling jem and tessa "i'm in love with your son" is a need from twp✨

[causenessus]

I hit the tag limit :(((((((((((((((((( wyr ur amazing this was amazing i love u sm my platonic spouse

ch. 6 - don’t worry, it’ll be perfect m.list

    you finish weighing the last block of clay for your last class of the day. slowly, you push it against the table, trying to loosen it up some. a pair of earbuds rest in your ears, like the movies by laufey replaying for the fifth time that day. you hum along to the lyrics, the slight vibration playing along your lips. 

  swaying slightly to the song, you toss it back onto the wooden block, trying once more to knead it into submission. especially if you have students who have never touched a pottery wheel in their life. their foreign attitude towards the craft only enhancing if you were to have them wedge their own clay. 

  you bite your lip, grab the little ball of clay and feel it in your hand. it's soft, malleable, the air pockets finally pushed out. setting it next to the other ones, you take a line of saran wrap and lay it over them, trapping the moisture. resting your hands on your hips, you lean into the song, playing once more. closing your eyes, you take in a deep breath.

  turning towards the front wall, you open your eyes to check the time. accept all you see is osamu standing in your door frame, hands awkwardly stuffed into his pockets. you slowly reach up and pull the earbuds from your ears, grasping at a spot on the chord that has dried streaks of clay on it. "hi," you stare at him.

  you hadn't seen him since he burned your dinner. sure you've seen him around, a little hello when getting deliveries, or as you walk to your car. but you haven't actually seen him. let alone with a casual shirt on with a pair of jeans. however, his onigiri miya hat still rests carefully on his head, the streaks of grey being overtaken by his natural black.

  "hey," he smiles, wider than he likely meant to. 

  there was something about the way you stood in front of him. how a ray of evening sunlight trickles through the window, landing on the clay and underglaze that coats your apron. he stands there, staring right back at you like you're more beautiful now than ever before. 

  "hi," you say once more, setting your earbuds and phone down on the table. the air is thick with tension, gaze unable to meet the other's, "uh, so what brings you to the earthen kiln during the dinner rush?"

  osamu takes a step in, letting the door slowly close behind him, hand outstretched so it doesn't slam. pursing his lips, he looks down at his feet, "my brother signed us up for your class.. which let me just say, he's a handful and i apologize in advance. he even paid with my credit card and then didn't say anything until afterwards."

  "but i am still excited, just not for you to meet him yet," osamu shakes his head, looking up at you with his nose crinkled, lip turned up in a snarl. 

  the word 'yet' sends your mind spiraling. you stand there with a frog in your throat thinking of what he meant by it. yet makes you think of the family-meeting era of a blooming relationship. how someone would invite their partner over, eagerly apologizing for their lack of boundaries or respect. 

  it sends a flutter under your skin, a wire in your brain frying. "i think i'll be okay," you finally muster up a sentence, trying to ignore the increasingly hot feeling you have in your face, "plus you guys could've asked, i would've given..."

  your voice trails off as osamu receives a phone call, a rhythmic tone playing. it’s sweet, attuned to his personality. he grabs out his phone, rolling his eyes as he looks at the screen. bringing it up to his ear, he gives you a look of sympathy, like he can already tell what the person’s going to say.

  “hi ‘tsumu, where are you?” osamu starts, trying to keep his posture straight, although a vein is practically popping out of his forehead, “you can’t come? you’re seriously visiting kita and his girlfriend? the one out in the country? so no one else is coming? okay okay, yeah, thanks a lot.”

  turning off his phone, he lets out a sigh, eyebrows furrowing. turning to look at you, he has a sympathetic expression on his face. “i’m so sorry about my brother, but it seems all the spots taken for tonight will not be filled.. because apparently they’re all out by someone’s farm. i mean i’m still here..” 

  you shrug, pursing your lips, “well, you’ve already paid for it, which i apologize for. but today’s been really long and i’d love to go home early. how about next weekend, private lesson? i have nothing going on saturday and so i can give you all the ins and outs of pottery making.”

  “private lesson?”

  “yeah, just as an apology for the pay going on your card,” you lean against your table, crossing your ankles, “plus then i guess i’ll be able to meet your brother later, whenever you’d like.”

  osamu’s breath catches in his throat, unable to bring himself to say something. you stand so confident, despite the seemingly exhausted state you’re in. he feels a little jealous as he feels like his knees are made of jelly and his hands are a water slide. “that’d be nice,” it comes out hoarser than he expected, taking a step towards you, “maybe i can bring lunch, as my own apology.”

  “lunch would be perfect, how about, until then, you take this,” you walk over to your shelves of pottery, grabbing out a mug that resembles an ice cream cone, “had an extra from a custard place i did some work for. just as a ‘no more apologies’ kind of thing.”

  “well i guess this meal i make will have to be perfect.”

  “don’t worry, if you’re making it, i know it’ll be perfect.”

a/n: osamu’s DOWN BAD and i love him for it <33 might pull a @nectardaddy and just have mbb go on forever AND read ‘88 ford to meet kita’s country gf ;) taglist: @causenessus @osakis-gf @eggyrocks @brkfclub @marisabel14

@bbybibi @etoiile @miyamoratsumuu @girlokarina @gsyche

@cherrypieyourface @zephestia @acowboykisser @whosmarjj @gumiiiiezzzz

@guitarstringed-scars @19calicos @savemebrazilhinata @phoenix-eclipses @theycallmenanamisgirl

[livelaughlovesubs]

How do you think househusband Fyodor would act like? Bc I feel like he’d act similar to a traditional housewife that goes to church every Sunday but is actually a total freak in the sheets almost every night (only almost everyday bc his amnesic body can keep up with his needs😞)

Ik I have a problem but what about him also having a breeding kink?👀 like he subtly hints at it after talking to a couple at church who had recently got the news that they’re expecting. Fyodor later acts pouty and starts suggesting baby names, pointing out cute children clothes when shopping, mumbles about he wished that god would bless us with a child.

(I love Fyofyo, especially if he’s a whiny horny bastard <33)

-🍮 anon

Omg wait… fyodor as a househusband/ traditional wife would be so ahhhhh

Dom!reader x sub!fyodor

He cooks, he cleans, he stays home to take care of the chores and is obedient. He believes that he has to submit to you all the time. Cuz that’s what he got himself into the moment he decided he’ll be your male wife.

Would get on his knees when you come home to greet you. Then help take off your jacket and ask what you’d like to do. Eat first or wash up? Or maybe.. something else?

Sometimes you’d encourage him to go out more, but he said he won’t do it unless it’s with you. A married man shouldn’t go out alone, without their partner.

Wears very conservative clothes, doesn’t show skin, but secretly wears lingers underneath it. It’s preparations for when you want to do it, he has to please you after all.

He’d let you do him anywhere. On the couch, balcony, over the kitchen counter, in the confession rooms of the church or in some suspicious looking alleys

Was never into sex before, until getting married with you. Since then he is so drunk on getting filled and stretched and manhandled and-

He thinks he is a great house husband, which he is, but not perfect enough. A stay at home wife usually takes care of a kid too, so you two doesn’t have one yet…

Despite him knowing he can’t get pregnant, he really wished it was possible!! Praying to his dear lord every Sunday to please bless him with a baby.

During intimacy, when he’s been going at it too long and his brain has been turned into mush, he might start revealing those thoughts

Begging you stay inside him, not wanting to let you pull out. Saying some pretty lewd things like:

“Please breed me.,mhhHmm, ah- I-i want to have your fir-first bornnHgh..!”

Probably would allow you to see other man too, cuz all he has to do it serve you and love you

It is a pretty suffocating lifestyle, that’s what you think. Which is why you never cheat or anything, you try to get him to change his mindset but he’s very stubborn about it

[brisquad-unit-4402]

fanfic ideas i've had in the last 4 days that will never come to fruition, not bc i don't want to, but bc it's so much more fun imagining it

ver shows reader his love and the deepspace boys

cuddling with vox but it's a proper boyfriend experience bc all his dialogue is fucking stupid. reader will say something sweet and then he does that little gremlin chuckle like "he he he he he. monki"

magical girl aia transformation with an elegant and oversized sword, says "i hate ai art," and then stabs a storm giant's heart killing it instantly

zuttomo gets lost in a costco and eventually millie asks if she can use the pa to gather the gang back together again and goes "cute girls, i'm at the front. 𝓼𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝓶𝓶𝓱~" and then gets kicked out for being too sexy so 15 minutes later enna gets on the pa and says "reimu, petra, i'm at the front. sayonara you weeaboo shits" and leaves. reimu and petra get locked inside for 18 hours and live off of the produce aisle

wilson wants to hug/kiss reader for a minute a day bc he read that it helps relationships and physical health but he doesn't want to be the one that brings it up so he keeps leaving articles abt it around the house

shu and reader get an exercise ball but literally no one uses it as intended, it's now both a seat and a source of transportation, eventually culminates in a petty fight bc they hog it from one another until they lesrn the true meaning of love or smn idk

reimu tells you to get tf up!! and keps telling you to brush your teeth

stonersanji au revival. idk what happens in it but finana vapes

[nsfw under cut]

luca pulls back the curtain while ike showers (luxiem lives together in a streamer house mansion or something here) and he's like "hey ike do you—stop screaming it's just me—do you know if we have any marshmallows vox said he would buy me tickets to see miku in concert if i can put 15 of them in my mouth. you should come you'd like it it's on april 31! yeah i already asked shu. stop freaking out i don't mind. oh okay byeee" and then goes to ask sonny next and walks in on noctyx all taking a bath together (alban sits on the edge peering into the water warily bc he's a cat) (also noctyx lives there too) and he's like "hi sonny do we know if we have any marshmallows if i can fit 15 of them in my mouth he'll pay for some tickets to see miku on april 31" and fulgur's like "oh april 31 you gotta get on that asap" and sonny's like "uhh i don't think so but if you're going to the store can you get some more fruit snacks" and uki is like "lmk if you need any help luca" and alban anxiously briefly skims a hand over the water

claude clawmark "the mask stays on during sex"

i would say puppy play sonny brisko but i'm gonna be real there's a solid chance that this one might break out of wip hell

wilson wants to have sex every day so he can make tiktoks abt it

this is all just to say that wilson is needy af

[pumpkinsy0]

PaperCut valentines day hcs!!! wooooooo

•their whole valentines is like that one “VICTOR U ACTUALLY DID THIS” video LMAOOOO

•angela would get a LOT of gifts on valentines day from different ppl and she was feeling extra nice she gave some of her stuff to curly and he would mess up the flowers, eat the chocolates that sorta thing. but after getting w pony he just took those things and gave it to pony, way to save money!!! angela find out and bc shes petty, she gave curly the stuff that had her name on it, but that didnt annoy pony so ha, jokes on her

•just bc curly and pony got a valentines now, dont mean that they’re randomly wishing the best on other couples, ESPECIALLY curly, they go to the valentines secrion of stores and hide somethings to make it seem like its sold out and mess w the teddy bears to make them do inappropriate things, maybe leave some signs that

•tbh most pony can do for curly on valentines is cook for him like the good little malewife he was made to be while curly watches him w his feet up, or if curlys not there swatting everyone elses hands away from the food he plans to give to curly

•curly paid a friend 10 bucks to dress like cupid, diapers, bow and arrow, sashel, the whole deal, and follow him and pony while they were on a date. freaked pony theeeee hell out, he wanted no part in that bs

•pony plays into the corniness of valentines day and to what curly makes fun of him about, and makes purposely very corny poems about curly

•their first valentines together, pony didnt do anything for curly, which he felt bad for seeing that curly got him at least chocolates, he didnt think curly was the type so he didnt bother😭😭, curly doesnt let him live it down, every valentines day he brings it up

•id like to think that curly spent time shaping his afro into the shape of a heart but after pony saw it, curly fixed it back to its normal shape out of embarrassment

•let a diner allow for couples to eat for free if they kiss in front of a worker for longer than 5 seconds, pony and curly r making OUT!!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!!! slip in tongue or something for extra measure, those heart shaped burgers will b THEIRS

•valentines is one of the only days pony actually calls curly pet names, nothin too crazy but babe and if hes feelin risqué, baby, curlys reveling in it

•one of the bday months i could see curly having is february, bonus points if the day is closer to valentines, curly gets all prissy w pony and pony in an odd way is into it, what weirdos🙄🙄

•despite being able to somewhat speak it, curly thinks french is a gay ass language, however bc its seen as “the language of love” to some ppl, he dusts off the part of his brain that remembers it and speaks the most french hes ever spoken since moving to the us and hits on pony w it. but like i said, his french is rusty, ik he messes up his sentences sometimes n calls pony things he dont mean to say

•each valentines day chances r if u look well enough, ur gonna see pony and curlys initials carved into a new place, they got no shame!!!

•curly will pick flowers from ppls neighborhoods to use as a bouquet to give to pony, pony always keeps a flower or a flower part to use as a bookmark, till it rots more and more just wilting away

•pony spends an embarrassing amount of time making sure he looks good on valentines day, he feels like such a girl he hates it so bad but cant help it😭curly calls pony his doll bc of it

•valentines double date is a no go for them, they would rather die than let anyone know what the do for each other on valentines, its so awkward

•curly and pony prolly use the hellllll out of their older brothers cologne, only difference is darry thinks its cute and doesnt mind, tim will throw a fit over it, mf just take a shower and do ONE SPRITS

[deafeninggalaxycandy]

✨️KAREN MCCORMICK HEADCANONS✨️

i have literally been waiting for this forever, this was probably my fastest one bc I was already packed with ideas.

• Karen Ella McCormick

• She/Her

• Born on September 24th, 2010

• 4'11"

• Bisexual

• Karen is seen as "naïve" by most people because she gives everyone multiple chances, but she does that on purpose. It started as genuine naivete at first but when she got older and realized how awful her parents are, and the world in general, it at first sent her into a bit of a depression (hence why she became close friends with the Goths in the first place). Later on, she decided to cope by forcing herself to see the bright side of everyone. Her only rule is just don’t actively hurt her, and she'll be fine with anyone.

• She doesn’t hate her parents but doesn’t feel safe with them at all, especially not Stuart. I mean, they have a meth lab, like dude-

• She really wanted Kenny to legally adopt her when he finally turned 18 but she decided to stay because she knew how much that would break Carol to have all her kids basically abandon her (even though, it's her and Stuarts fault for mistreating their fucking children).

• When Kenny confessed that he was Mysterion, she was overjoyed. Her hero, her guardian angel, was literally related to her. She was very touched by the lengths he went to make her feel safer especially since he was just kid too. It made her feel a lot closer to him, since with the alter ego gone, Kenny acted more like Mysterion in terms of his protectiveness. She kind of figured it out herself anyways, it was becoming obvious when Kenny's puberty hit and his deep disguise voice was starting to crack so his actual voice came through more.

• She did ask him to teach her parkour and how to fight. He immediately said no because he didn’t want her getting hurt, but Wendy offered to teach her karate instead.

• Makes flowers for Tricia out of pipe cleaners.

• Uses the cans Red gives her to make jewelry. She makes rings and belts out of the pop tabs, cuts out the bottoms to make pins with, and uses some of them to make lamps and pencil holders.

• Feeds stray cats and keeps them near her house. She won't bring them inside because her house is much too shitty and violent to let animals live there so she just lets them stay outside.

• Henrietta helps her cut up her tights and sew patches into her coat.

• Bakes cupcakes and makes bracelets with Kelly, Heidi and Tweek every weekend to bring to the Children's Hospital.

• Being friends with Tricia led Karen to be pushed outside of her comfort zone increasingly and slowly started becoming more and more angry at her parents, specifically her father. She started having outbursts of suppressed anger and joining in Tricia's fits of chaos. Kenny isn't worried because he knows her rage is justified and Ike usually tags along to look out for her so she doesn’t hurt herself but in her teens, Karen acts similar to Tricia when provoked and starts crashing out at small things. And when I say crashing out, I mean she just starts screaming at everyone. She isn't strong enough to do any real damage.

• Literally the only one who genuinely thinks Ike is cool. He makes cringy math jokes and she always laughs at them. She thinks his awkwardness is cute and finds it pretty refreshing that he's a nice, responsible kid in contrast to Tricia and Firkle who are basically just agents of madness. She's also really impressed by the fact he's literally a freaking knight (a Canadian one but a knight nonetheless). Every time they play knights and princesses, he and Tricia are the knights and Karen's the princess.

• Everyone Karen knows has received a handmade bracelet, necklace and/or card. This includes her family, friends and Kenny's friends. Even Shelly and Scott.

• Kept a streak of her hair dyed purple and dyed a few more strands dark pink as she got older.

• Karen never "officially" joined the Goth kids because Kevin didn’t want her smoking cigarettes, and she didn’t like just wearing black all the time. However, when the Goths got older and found out being goth only really consists of listening to the music, (which Karen did at the time and still does) and having goth values they appointed Karen as an honorary Goth kid.

• "Coraline" is Karens absolute favorite movie, because when she was a toddler, it was the only kids movie Kenny could find in the Dollar Tree and ended up being the first movie she watched. After that she was HOOKED. She got super invested in theories about if Coraline escaped, she started copying some of her fashion, and dressing up as her for Halloween (she colored her hair blue with hair chalk she got from Tricia and got a yellow coat from Goodwill.) She became very fascinated with The Other Mother/Beldam and did lots of research on where that concept came from.

• Listens to Flyleaf, Evanescence, Krystal Meyers and The Awakening

• Draws spider webs on everything.

• Watches the Twilight Saga unironically, and the Firkle bullies her relentlessly for it. She even reads all the books and, for some reason, enjoys Stephanie Meyers.

• Dances in the rain with Ike and Tricia (Sheila hates it because Ike always ends up falling in the mud)

• Cuts/dyes her brothers' hair and eventually her parents when Kevin moved out.

• Got a Hello Kitty flip phone from Kenny for her 13th birthday.

• Genuinely believes in magic and has begged Red to teach her witchcraft.

• Tried to do a seance to summon a ghost with Firkle a few times.

• Watched "Labyrinth" once when she was a toddler and thought it was an insane fever dream.

Before yall start in the comments, I am aware Evanescence, Flyleaf and Krystal Meyers aren't goth bands, Karen just primarily likes Christian rock but she listens to goth music too. (The Awakening is a Christian Goth band yall)

That being said I LOVE KAREN OMG SHES SO SWEET I LOVE HER CHARACTER WHY DIDNT SHE GET MORE SCREEN TIME!!

She's just the sweetest I cant-

Tricia's next!!

Pre warning: I turned Tricia into the ULTIMATE crashout. She is a ball of rage. All of them are generally balls of rage (I have anger issues I'm projecting)

Stay safe, drink water, byeeeee :)

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

hiii it's me again (ik shut this bitch up fr)

BUT i am back with another thoughts about Tan and his cute secretary! imagine they're dating, right? but like no one at work really knows and one day she just doesn't show up 🥲☹️ and that's NOT like her.

Tan loses his shit actually and like breaks out in hives. he is STRESSED bc she's not answering his texts. i feel like he'd freak!!

turns out she's just deathly ill at home and didn't want to bother him with her illness 🥺 he's be so offended i fear… bc that's his girl, wdym it would BOTHER him?

sorry that is all 🤐

PIMP DOWN😫😫

I love that idea so much I fear I may [REDACTED]*

I just know she’s irritatingly early to things or completely caught up in time and is terribly late. so I imagine he’s thinking she’s having an off day and it’s just late or stuck in traffic (she gets tonnes of allowances and instead he marks her down for running errands for him🥲)

and then I think it would reach 10-11am and he’s be constantly checking the time and her desk. and to make it even better I think it would happen on a really busy day for him and he has back to back meetings and has to see people so it’s not like he can pop out etc. so he’d go and check up on her during his lunch break after moving things around just so he can check on her (it’ll also help him loads bc he’s been anxious and unable to focus🤭)

TIME IS THE ENEMY bc he’d want to stay with her but he’s a professional (😏) and can’t cancel. but bc he doesn’t suck ass, I imagine he’d get a bunch of things for her after work to drop off

do me a favour and unzip your trap bc your ideas will forever EAT

[luna-azalea106]

Guys I love Leona so much

Have I mentioned how much I love Leona?

Yes? Oh well more for you guys

Leona is such a good character and a good man and I love him so much. I have so many reasons aside from his great respect of women. Which honestly? Is more fear from what he says. Initially the guards are what he points to but I’m sure his “keeping women happy” is a symptom from his sister in laws pregnancy bc hormones. Not that it didn’t come in some regard with the guards but it definitely probably got drilled into his head then. And he’s so sweet aside from that, nonchalant king but like caring in all the quiet ways. And bc I struggle with quiet affection and quite literally basically test everyone in my life to see if they’ll still talk to me if I don’t talk to them, ik I’d be the same with Leona and he’s my coping mechanism so here’s my take on him having a partner who needs more than that-

No, I do not believe he could overhaul his love style, nor would I want him to, but I believe he could find a way that works for both him and you. Like for me that would more than likely be just cuddling more or just being around each other as often as reasonable or even just him checking on me or doing good morning texts. Would he forget the texts? Probably but honestly if he knew he’d see you eventually before the end of the day he’d be able to apologize(yes he’s jsut bringing food he’s trying)

Also another thing I love about Leona? He’d absolutely be a punctual king when he gives a fuck. Like i personally get so mad and anxious by late people but honestly i can only see Leona being late if he was getting something for yall or if you wouldn’t be there. And even then i imagine he’d just plan better but otherwise it’d be flowers and snacks and whatever else he saw that made him think of you.

And bc I’m sleepy 24/7 and have no energy or will I think honestly me and Leona would pair well ik it sounds egotistical to say I could pull THE LEONA KINGSCHOLAR but honestly? If he liked my appearance I could probably do it, but I do have two massive pillows on my side. I honestly do think he’d be the one trying to drag me to do things bc I have no energy most days and I think that’d be so different for him and would he do it? Probably not unless it was important(which important stuff I’m good at anyway), and no I don’t believe he’d want to drag his partner around but I think he’d be entertained by having the roles switched occasionally. TBH I doubt he would pull his partner around and would take it as an excuse to nap. Anything he’d wanna do I’d jump at and I get so obsessed bro would never have to worry about being replaced that shit ain’t happening. I just as a default would rather sit in bed with my partner and chill and I think that sounds perfect with Leona. So yeah I think I could pull him assuming he likes my face🥰

Also I’ve been thinking about this for no reason and I think if he saw a twst fans collection of him(cough cough mine cough cough) and saw so much dedication to him I think he’d only be freaked out for a second. Bc initially wtf you don’t know him what is this, but thennn… you don’t even know him and you like him this much?(does send him spiraling for a sec worrying getting to know him would ruin that but Leona fans gotta be committed to knowing this man in and out so no surpises) I think he’d be flattered by it eventually, definitely takes a second but thinks it’s intriguing that your spending money on random stuff with his face on it. Don’t give it affection tho if he goes that route with you he will get jealous(SWEET LION BOY I LOVE HIM SO KUCH)

AND I love the jealousy it’s so cute and sad and I love it bc it’s not from a place of distrust on ANYONE(maybe other students but not really) it’s almost souly from a place of anxiety and history and I LOVE HIM. Did I mention I love him? He doesn’t think your going to hurt him(he does know what you have with him he’s not dumb to his status, money, and looks) he just worries too long with someone else and you’ll see the bad sides of him. Which btw you have to see quickly he shoves them upfront initially to make sure you don’t get to close if you don’t know what your in for.

Anyway did I mention how much I love him🥰🥰🥰

[cinnxmxngxrl]

oh my GODDDDD stormy night is so fucking hot 😭😭 also joel needs to stop acting like he’s so old he’s literally in his early 30s lol, but im assuming he just feels old compared to reader. But god that sex was so hot, they really do be horny for eachother lol. and Sarah is so sweet 🥺🥺

when joel was like i’m so old i don’t know if ill be able to start over again and do the things you want i was like smhhhh yall could definitely have another kid lol (not me thinking about that when they aren’t even in a relationship yet lol). I feel like it’d be great for him to have another baby though because he’d be able to have a good experience with raising the baby, and actually have a partner this time bc ik being a single parent was rough on him :(

are you considering writing other parts to this? god they’re so hot together i could read about them fucking all day lol. Plus who wouldn’t wanna give sweet little sarah a mommy 🥺

Ahhh, I’m so glad you liked it!! I have such an obsession with portraying Joel as deeply insecure about his age or his performance in bed, there’s just something so hot about him being vulnerable like that and not being able to see how hot and amazing he is, LIKE JOEL I’M TELLING YOU YOU MADE ME CUM LIKE THREE TIMES WHAT PART OF YOU’RE AMAZING DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND????

I honestly hadn’t thought about making a third part, but your message kind of made me want to. I looooove the idea of them having a kid, maybe Joel freaking out a little at first, specially after his first experience with Sarah’s mom, but it’s so sweet to imagine him getting another chance to raise a child with someone. And Sarah already adores the reader, their stepmom-stepdaughter relationship would be so cute😭😭

[enden-k]

I have this scenario in my head of vin getting seriously injured and how Zydonia would react.

Like ik that Vin is a powerful wizard and he can take care of himself, but also he's a wizard, he's gonna be squishy (I should know, I play a wizard in dnd)

Anyways I can see zy usually just goofing off during fights. Letting the other deal with it for the most part, but then vin gets knocked down (bad luck and maybe the enemy was stronger then they realized) and suddenly no more mister nice dragon.

Zy finishes the fight right then and there and gets really protective of vin. I don't think he wouldn't let anyone else near vin or stop them from healing, but he loose his goofy aditude and probably freaking everbody out a little. Well everbody except vin, who's passed out, and the second he wakes up, zy is back to his old self (I don't think he's putting on a front or anything, just that he would calm down once he saw vin awake)

Anyways, sorry for the ramble, they've been living in my head rent free and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong

yea vin is pretty squishy

youre correct tho, if smth like this were to happen despite zys watchful eye, he would get serious and protective. he gets a bit anxious/agitated when someone hes attached to gets injured (prolly bc of his whole parents death, him trying not to get attached to someone to avoid getting enraged again if smth happens etc) so yea w that being said, he would be eeringly calm and focus on taking care of everything and healing vin up, being close to him

vin rarely gets to see zy like this since hes usually his usual goofy carefree self but the others def catch glimpses. when vin wakes up zy is just the same as usual, cutely offering him the grossest food he could find to "strengthen him♡" agdjdjx

[0sincerelyella]

Aw love the new Joe content girly! Please can we get one where you and Joey b go to some sort of ~Hollywood party~ and it’s just really cute and people/the internet love how cute you 2 are together! Idk something along those lines

Red Carpet MVP -Joe burrow

Summary: Joes up more an MVP! most valuable partner according to magazines, and every news instagram on the planet

notes: EEE this is so exciting!! i love your energy thank you for requesting:) i also made up everyone’s dates names so

i have bunches of requests i apologize if this is rushed

all my y/n characters are going to be og bengals fans bc i am biased

the dress she wears on carpet: (ik its prom dressy just bare with me)

the suit he wears: (the shirt is cut all the way to the bully button and he has no tie, going scandalous lol)

Hours and hours of searching for an outfit to be the plus one on the red carpet is tiring. y/n was stressing out more than she had ever stressed out before. she wanted to impress joe, but more importantly impress all the eyes that would be on her and joe all night. the two had been dating for awhile but just now gone public, so the media is all over them like travis kelce and taylor swift.

she didn’t want to be too simple, because she was dating with THE fashion nova, joe burrow. but she also didn’t want to be too over the top, or overpower the spotlight that is one hundred percent made for her MVP.

Joe had asked her to pick a purple dress, feeling the mood to rock an all purple suit on the carpet, to which she happily obliged. and after hours of deciding she finally chose her dress.

it was light purple with ripples all to the bottom, she felt as if she was going to prom again, doing a spin in her dress as she watched the mirror she smiled. she couldn’t be happier than in this moment.

not even minutes later, joe knocks on the door and lets himself in. “are you ready ba-“ he stops in the middle of the door way, his under shirt was cut low, and the suit curved his body in a perfect way. his hair was longer, shaggy, and pushed to the side. he looked to y/n in shock

“you are the most stunning woman on the planet” he says, grabbing her hips and pulling her closer. “thank you mr. sheisty” she says with a smile

he laughs, taking her hand and gesturing a quick spin. “i love you” he says, dipping her and kissing her lips. “i love you too” she states, standing up and walking out of the door.

the limo ride there was quiet, mostly joe calming y/ns nerves and y/n freaking out even more. once they arrived to the venue, joe stepped out of the vehicle, holding the door open and putting out his hand, allowing his beautiful girlfriend to get out of the car, he linked arms with her after shutting the door and they made their way down the carpet

many football players, old and new, were already sitting around the carpet chatting, intervening, mingling. y/n observed the scenarios in-front of her and took a deep breath. “Joe joe! who is this? she’s gorgeous!” joe smiled, pulling her closer. answering their questions simply “my girlfriend” and continuing to walk through the carpet

interview after interview she was asked more questions than joe, but he didn’t mind. he knew how much getting in the spotlight would help towards her anxiety, and he didn’t enjoy spotlight much so it was a win win.

joe had met up with ja’marr, and some of the other boys, and y/n stood with their dates. “hi y/n!” ja’marrs girl said, a large smile on her face. her name was ruby and she and y/n were very close considering how much time joe and ja’marr spent with eachother. “hi rubes!” she smiled, pulling her into a hug. paparazzi stood around taking pictures of them

even as joe mingled with other teammates, and y/n mingled with their girls, joes hand never left y/n in some way. wether it was around her waist or holding her hand or even on her shoulder. paparazzi was loving it, taking pictures of his hand every place he put it. he opened doors for her, he held her close, he kissed her head even when she wasnt looking at him.

“i love you” he’d whisper, as soon as each of his friends began to talk to others and they were both free for even just a moment.

so many football players who she grew up watching were on this red carpet, and when joe left his friends to mingle with more people that’s when the anxiety started. “oh my goodness!” she squealed, her feet stomping on the ground excitedly. joe smiled at his girl, following her line of sight and meeting with her all time favorite football player

Aj green

“he retired? he’s here? why’s he here, joe i’m gonna freak out”

joe smiled, every time he had mentioned already meeting aj green y/n would freak out and have her tell him every detail. so when he heard aj would be at the red carpet, he just had to surprise his favorite girl.

“Aj!” joe called, y/n ran behind him, her stomach churning. “i hate you i hate you i hate you” she whispered only making joe laugh more. “hey!” aj said, walking up to them. “this is

y/n, my girlfriend” he smiled, stepping aside so y/n was in front of them. “hi…” y/n said, biting her tounge to keep herself from fan girling out.

joe introduced the two together more, and y/n was a giggling giddy mess.

paparazzi was eating them up, the cameras staying on them the whole night.

on instagram the world was freaking out. from loving their outfits, to screaming about how gentlemanly joe is, to freaking out about the way he looks at her. the world loved it.

after the party and the carpet, joe and y/n sat in their living room, scrolling through posts and comments laughing and smiling. “i love this” y/n smiled. “they love you” joe said, motioning her chin to face him. “but i love you more” he whispered, pulling her in to kiss her.

he was really the most valuable partner

[crguang]

AHHHH that was so good i miss my wife :/. the way i also cleaned my room (i'm moving out of my dorm), drew kafka and watched a show i think she'd like...my life is so unoriginal...omg my friend sent me that art hehe. for my aforementioned fic i saw another art of kafka from that acc. it's like her curled up like a cat with light slanting across her face? that may be a scene idk yet. i've been reading thru ur fics and there's something abt the writing style, just like, the word choice in general is very like well i don't know how to describe it but it evokes a lot of melancholy, there's a sense of finality? i don't know wtf i'm talking about right now i was just in a car for 8 hours so my apologies.

anyway uhh i need some of ur input. so basically at the beginning of my fic r has joined the stellaron hunters semi-recently, and like they are also a freak about human connection so kafka is like slightly intrigued i guess? but basically r is like "wait kafka is so hot and since nothing is ever going to happen between us it's totally fine to have feelings". and i guess it's kind of supposed to be the same way w kafka. like idk if we talked abt it but kafka's cameo in 3.0 where I assume she got closer to the TB because she knew they would get their memory erased/leave. so basically the premise is reciprocated feelings but it's unrequited because they're weirdos.

i don't really know how to write dialogue for kafka? like r barely talks they mostly just like daydream and they ruminate quite a bit throughout the fic and don't really say too much of what they're thinking, so i'm not sure 😭 i haven't really written fanfic before. dw tho i plan on posting it on ao3 whenever i finish (if i do lmao) and if i end up being too shy to post i might just send it to you anyway.

also i haven't gotten on hsr in ages. like i got on some during finals but i just don't have any motivation at all. like classes ended and i don't want to do anything. maybe it's the depression but like idk it's frustrating. i just want kafka back 😭 tbh i haven't had any motivation to play games in general for a while, like all these gachas are just taking up storage. i just think it's mentally exhausting to get into new stories and stuff, like ik i'll really enjoy them it's just...idk. but i'm so bad at all the games i play i fear. the powercreep in hsr is soo bad 😭😭😭 i've kind of given up on pulling or doing any endgame. like i'm not interested in wtf is happening in hsr rn.

umm anyway that was longer than expected but it's okay if ur offline bc atp kafka should just move to a different game. but yeah hope u are doing good! wish me luck bc i have to move back in with my parents for the summer.

-🌠

the way every time something comes out like hsr news or whatever, i form my opinion and youre in my inbox a little while later typing out exactly what im thinking… and now we were doing the same thing on the same day its so crazy hdjdkdjf tbh i wrote that in because it’s what i did and i was self inserting #hard in that drabble so… i feel like it kinda shows when im truly self inserting in my kafka works because the reader is a lot sassier 😭 but anyway, ive been seeing that person’s art every day since they started the 100 day kafka art challenge and its been an absolute blessing because i dont see much kafka fanart (i have 90% of hyv twt blocked </3). so i think i know what piece you’re talking about, i love all the different ways they represent her its so cute.

as for the writing part, i think that may be because 1) im depressed lol and 2) i often write kafka from the perspective of someone who’s chasing after her while she chases a destiny bigger than they are, so it’s pretty weighty and sad. i dont really notice how my writing comes across unless the melancholy is on purpose (like when i write angst) so your input is very interesting!

mmm, what im understanding is that its mutual pining between r and kaf but they just wont do anything about it? are you asking for ways to show that kaf is pining through her interactions with r or just that you’re not sure what they’d talk about? either way i think since youre dealing with guarded kafka here, if you wanna translate her pining it would be through action more than whatever she’s saying. you can make her stare/hold eye contact longer than she has to, initiate physical proximity bc she doesnt care about that, have her be flirty but in a casual, teasing way cause that’s just how she is. i believe that one drabble i wrote about her yearning could be a good guide if youre stuck? should be under the “sat babbles” tag since i haven’t updated my masterlist, but kafka likes to talk. even if r is reserved she would initiate conversations. you can use the context of an upcoming mission or something if you just need an excuse to have them talk. ive written something about an extraverted reader but who’s just as guarded as she is— games people play? kafka’s pining showed through physical intimacy and possessiveness there. it’s all about keeping it surface level but showing some cracks here and there. kafka would talk the way she always does, it’s her actions that weigh more i would say. i hope this helps a bit😭

i really understand the burn out from gachas because that’s what im going through 😭 i dont like the direction theyre taking with hsr and the constant powercreeping and heavily encouraging players to always pull for the latest character its just annoying. i think you should take some time not doing anything cause you deserve some time off after the semester fr. dont worry abt those games they’ll always be back if u wanna get back into them

hope youre doing okay and good luck with your parents!!

[pumpkinsy0]

Out of all the crackships in the outsiders I full believe that Dallas and Two-Bit are that one couple that’s been dating for years but just hasn’t said a thing

Headcanons for these guys? They match each others freak but in the worst way possible

tbh dont think i have THAT many hcs for em, so bare w me💔💔💔

•NOT gonna sit here n act like dally would wanna meet two’s family, he truly does not care to. that being said if he did he wouldnt b an ASSHOLE, but not particularly a gentleman either, two bits sister is practically a baby to him (shes 9) so he has no clue what to talk to her about. sometimes she asks dally if he wants to see her do a cartwheel and the only thing getting dally to say yes is two staring at him. twos mom is twos mom, shes fine, dally think shes cool enough.

•two bit WOULD want to meet some of dallys family but hes made peace that thats like never gonna happen and mayyybe thats for the best. dally fiesnt know much of his family besides his dad and from the way dally talks about him, dallys not goin back ever

•iiii hc that two bits chubby or like midsized, dallys ALWAYS said two bit has such an unserious face uo to the point where he cant get mad at two. not bc he thinks two is too cute or anything nono, its bc he literally cant get MAD at him, annoyed sure, mad??? no, allll bc of twos rosey cheeks he cant take two THAT seriously in that sense

•sylvia could NEVER b jealous of whoever the hell dally ends up w, the day she heard two and dally had a thing going on she chuckled and shook her head while looking into her drink

•in my heart ik two is a no sabo kid, would that stop him from trying to call dally pet names??? no, and its so bad even dally knows it sounds so off and tells him to stop. that and also bc hes not big on pet names from dudes especially

•two bit isnt getting dally to spend the whole day in school, but he manages to get dally to pop up here n there. nit even bc two BEGS him to come to school, two bit just likes school and dally wants to hang w him for a lil, most of the gang already goes to school anyways might as well join along

•y r they literally patrick x squidward,,,on a GOOD day, spongebob x squidward

•dallys stronger in fights, in normal everyday scenarios tho??? its two by a long shot and dally hates it

•they both cant cook for shit and rarely if ever have money, unlike the other greasers in town they dont do jobs for money, just pick up (or steal) whatever coins they find until they have enough to but what they want. they have no shame going into a diner and digging into food already half eaten, just avoid the bitemarks already there. in drive ins??? just steal the food of ppl who left their food unattended

•two bits the reallll hunter and gatherer in the relationship, while dallys locked up he would show dally a bunch of memes/vids he collected while dally was locked up and make dally go through each and EVERY one

[lululuzzz08]

I just saw your polycule Mulciber x sev x Sirius I need to know what you meant by that, can you please yap to me

OKAY (btw sorry for ruining your notes i just cant help but interact with people i have interests with 😔 i will try to stop LMAO)

I like it because man snulciber and snirius is like two ships i will DIE without!!! So i was like… What if: Poly

Im thinking that Sirius and Mulciber knew each other from childhood (and when i mean childhood i mean pre-Hogwarts) bc yk, purebloods. I feel like they talked about quidditch and stuff in those fancy parties. When they grew older they stopped talking. :<

Severus and Mulciber became acquaintances because they are in the same dorm and both have that awkward vibe to them- so they basically vibe. Have you seen that interview with JKterf where she says “He wanted Lily but he wanted Mulciber too” …

WHAT?!?!?!?! THAT IS CRAZY, and since she made Dumbledore gay IT DOES IMPLIE!!! Anywho when they get awkward it like:Severus gets nervous and just starts yapping to Mulciber and Mulciber be mysteriously watching him cause what the fuck how to communicate with ppl?? (Hes so real,,,, sigh.)

Sirius and Severus is just so DELICOUS the TENSION?? THE POTENTIAL FORBIDDEN LOVE?????? AND YES IK IT WOULD BE TOXIC BUT THEY ARE LITERALLY TOXIC THEMSELVES!!! They match eachothers freaks!!

Anyways im currently planning a fic thats like stranger things “crossover” with the marauder universe BUT ITS JUST MARAUDER CHARACTERS GOING THRU WHAT THE STRANGER THINGS CHARACTER WENT THROUGH ITS REALLY COMPLICATED CAUSE THE BACKSTORY IS ALSO MIXED WITH THEM(ITS A MUGGLE AU IG!!!!)

Im gonna have these yummies in it!!! They’re so pathetic meow meow omg 😭😭😭 AHHHH I WANNA RIP MY HEAD OUT I WISH I HAD MORE TO SAY ABOUT THEM BUT IM NOT CREATIVE UNLESS I SEE OTHER PEOPLE BEING CREATIVE UUUGHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH

Anywho i think Sirius and Mulciber would have like that bro relationship but be making out in private. Sirius and Severus look at each other and go “what a weirdo/idiot im so much better” LIKE LITERALLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN MY FIC IM SO EXCITED TO GET IT OUT I WILL BE TELLING MY ACCOUNT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!! Severus and Mulciber- idk man 😭 Mulciber finds him weird but cute, Severus wants to tear him apart like the baddie he is ☺️

SORRY FOR THE WAIT IM A SLOW WRITER AND OMG I NEED TO WRAP A PACKAGE BYEE I GOTTA SKEDADLE AND PISS ☺️

[nyoomfruits]

hello!!

i just finished la douceur de l'ete... which, first of all, was freaking DELICIOUS i loved it so much, it was so so well written and cute!! and second, has blessed me w ik moet zuipen! which is now steadily making its way up my on repeat playlist lmaoo.

anyways, i just wanted to ask you if you have any other bangers like that song bc im a little bit addicted.

thank you so much!!! <3

i need you to know this ask is amazing and i had so much fun with this. i'm going to assume you're not dutch otherwise you would have never correlated ik moet zuipen with being blessed so here's a quick guide into dutch party bangers.

FIRST if you want songs that are literally exactly like ik moet zuipen i would recommend just looking through partyfriex discography. i dont want to call them a one trick pony but they do have a uh.. particular style i guess. specifically this year's collab with schorre chef & mc vals, klapt er op, which is basically just ik moet zuipen 2024 edition lmao

anyway if you're looking for more dutch party anthems, here's a very incomplete list of some of my personal faves:

ik ga zwemmen - mart hoogkamer

schultenbräu - donnie ft. chantal janzen

sterrenstof - de jeugd van tegenwoordig

per spoor (kedeng kedeng) - guus meeuwis & vagant

there's so much more but these are some of the ones i know for sure any group of drunk dutch people will very happily sing along. please note they do need to be drunk. anyway.

if you're looking for the more hardstyle vibes ik moet zuipen has unfortunately i cannot really help you as that is not my style BUT i did recently find this banger:

ben je geil of wil je een koekje? - beatcrooks, titt'n

(yes the title means are you horny or do you want a cookie. yes one of the bands name is dialect for tits. yes this is really is just dutch cutlure)

[pbaz7]

so excited for some cute little fluff (that better be what this is) (also tysm to the anon who said they loved my live reacts and i made their day, you made my day by saying that! ily baby!)

Anything Azzi wanted—or even thought about wanting—Paige made sure she had it.

this is the situation irl and im convinced

Paige would drop everything to sit by her side, holding her hand until Azzi's world felt steady again.

guys what why do i want to cry

She loved her so deeply it used to scare her sometimes.

so scared of this happening to me bc i know im the type of person to get in this situation��

But Paige was also human. And everyone messes up sometimes.

say it louder for the old men on twitter shitting on her game

knowing she was going to pay for whatever they decided on.

paige is legit the team's sugar mama lmao

Azzi 💗: Well I guess that’s a no to the date

babe you've been on delivered for like 10 minutes don't be freaking out

Ice chimed in, laughing. “Azzi, you better send us some cowboy hats or something. Donate to the cause!”

i love icey ik that's an unpopular opinions apparently but like she's so cutie baby i love her

“Paige’s girl is calling during the live? 👀” “Not Siri exposing Paige rn 😭😭😭.”

the type of shit i'd be commenting

The two of them were always bad at being subtle when it came to Paige and Azzi.

ice if there was an award for outing p and az the most: 🙋‍♀️🏆

“I don’t really want to hang out with you anymore.”

respecfully azzi it seems like this is the kind of thing you can let slide seeing as how perfect p is to you 99.9% of the time

But Paige didn’t answer. She quietly buckled her seatbelt, her eyes flicking to the live chat on KK’s phone. Comments were flying in.

ik these fucking hoes are gonna be in the comments like "omg they broke up" like please guys what

But when they pulled up to a flower shop, the sign out front indicating it was about to close, KK finally ended the live.

this girl. it's like 9 pm.

“Paige!” the woman greeted warmly. “You’re just in time. What can I get for you today?”

the florist knows her by name. if this doesn't beat the player p allegations idk what will.

Paige’s heart sank when she noticed the faint redness around Azzi’s eyes, a clear sign she’d been crying.

princess don't cry you're perfect and i love you

“I wanna sleep alone tonight.”

sorry but respectfully azzi is pissing me off in this story

“Az, you act like I don’t care about us. I’m always thinking about you, no matter where I am.

clock. it.

Once in four years!”

it is so valid for p to be saying this idec

“I love you too… I’m just mad right now.”

i feel like i'm being stabbed slowly

The room was completely covered in flowers. Vases, bouquets—there were everywhere, sitting on her desk, lined up on the floor, spilling over onto her nightstand.

oh my god it's the 1,000 yellow daisies from gg

“Paige what… how is this still here? They’re supposed to have everything at the next location already for tomorrow.”

she's so perfect and cute i love lover p

“Yet, here you are still my girlfriend after all these years.” Paige teased, smirking.

in it for the long haul

The two of them continued their private tour, hand in hand, stealing kisses between pieces of art and basking in the quiet intimacy of the night Paige had created just for them.

and it ended better it would have been in the first place. cuties

hey author, this was so adorable! i'm loving all these one shots, they're so cute and i feel like you get to show off ur creativity as a writer.

hoping everything is okay with your girlfriend and you know you can always talk to me!

lysm bb

-🍉

this is the situation irl and im convinced

it’s definitely their situation irl

so scared of this happening to me bc i know im the type of person to get in this situation

no i definitely do not recommend. happened to me once and it turns you into a horrible person for a second

i love icey ik that's an unpopular opinions apparently but like she's so cutie baby i love her

i love isuneh so much and i hate that it’s an unpopular opinion because that’s bookie butt fr

i loved writing lover p it’s so nice because they always tryna make her a whore i did once 🫣

ily and i love your reaction like always 🍉

i need some more one shot ideas lowkey