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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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Dear John Letter
HEAVILY INSPIRED BY THIS AKESHU POST. IT DRIVES ME INSANE/POS
#dc#jonathan kent#damian wayne#supersons#super sons#aj art#jondami#damijon#listen to peace by taylor swift if you wanna know what i had playing on repeat while making this bc its so jondami coded#also this is mainly in the pov of damian letting go of jon after his timeskip journey but its not easy
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i found this post and had to make it with them immediately
#mine#dr stone#drst#sengen#senku#gen#hyoga#senku is that motherfucker who cant say i love you back. but he finds other ways#i spent too long thinking about who should be the third guy here#i felt like a lot of characters could potentially play that role in certain circumstances but it still didnt really fit them#i made a first draft where the third guy was kohaku bc its super easy to find an angry screencap of her#but then got so offended at myself for making that bc she is NOT like that she loves love#then i thought it would be funny if it was ukyo but its impossible to find an angry pic of him#then i looked back at the original image and saw it was darth vader and was like.#oh yeah no duh i should be using hyoga GSHSBSFNA#anyway if anyone here knows about..... sigh. lego star wars i guess#id love some help to find the source of this bc it would be funny as a video too gdhgfj#anyway i love the 5th panel. how chewbacca is just there
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super disorganized sketch page because i do what i want
#my art#not sure if i wanna tag these... hrm#i wonder if alt text shows up in search results.... shudders#well anyway. i wanna ramble about these!!#for willy mafton: i've been working on designing more of the human cast. mainly all the big name important ones#it's been a slow process + a little challenging but i like getting the chance to practice drawing faces! :]#in regards to His design specifically.. it's very much based off of his movie apperance#but with a reference to that Classic sprite thrown in#bc i thought making him a little cartoony and inhuman would fit him :] but idk im not an expert on his character or anything#about the rabbit lady: i forgot how i had that idea initially but it ended up looking so fucking cool tbh#im always a fan of making her design less of a feminine eye candy type of design and more of a Spooky Murderer type >:3c#it also gave me the idea to try making some similar designs for the glams...#but if i do that im not gonna be giving them that vintage rubber mask look... since they're meant to be super flashy and high tech looking#so i was thinking they could have faces with more of a silicone texture.. and that have a style based more off of their in game art work :]#so they'd be like giant dolls with weird moving faces rather than having a vintage animatronic look#also that van in the bottom middle is 100% a homage to a specific user i wont be mentioning but iykyk HFJZJFJF#ANYWAY the 🌞🌜 stuff: dont be weird about it please HFJZJG#im aware that these tags are very easy to ignore but like. genuinely pls dont be weird about them#dont romanticize it. its not meant to be ''y/ndere'' or anything like that#its actually a bit personal to me so like... interpret it as you like but be aware its not meant to be a happy or positive thing#anyway i think thats all i have to say... i've been trying to branch out a tiny bit regarding the things i draw#it's always nice to challenge yourself even if its tough... especially if its tough!!#i mainly draw just for my own sake but i hope ppl see something they like here#these tags got so fucking long oops... i'll stop now JFKZJFKSJGKSJG
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anyone else noticed just how good food is. you guys have got to get in on this shit its kind of bangin
#been buying a lot of prepackaged and premade chicken fajitas lately and ohhhh baby. mental illness meals have never been simpler....#literally just toss that shit in a pan (& perhaps sprinkle some onion powder w/ salt & pepper) and ohhh my word. delicious.#its soo simple ITS SOOO EASY...#the stores near us sell it for pretty cheap* (*within prepackaged & premade food prices at least) too..#literally prepackaged food is such a godsend for us for like several reasons AND we fucking love fajitas. this is heaven#we cant make them ourselves super often bc of The Issues* (*fatigue) so its soooo awesome that theres just. prepackaged & premade versions#HUGE win for butchfagjesus nation truly#txt
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two very different girls
#theres like a six month age gap between nepeta and maria thats v funny to me#kinda just wanted to play with the way i draw hair bc ive always had so much trouble shading it#also colours#i like how buggy nepeta is ive always wanted to make the trolls look so weird#idk what marias pose is dont ask#homestuck#nepeta leijon#maria robotnik#sonic the hedgehog#sth#fanart#hs#m'art!#artists on tumblr#im not super into homestuck but its still v easy for me to draw so i defaulted to nepeta when wanting to try something new#its also a redraw of this absolutely horrendous wip that i think turned out super good#always redraw ur worst drawings to feel better about ur art progress. sniles
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I think the only celebrity I actively want to meet is Josh Gates of Expedition Unknown fame
#i havent even watched many of his episodes of various shows. hes just like a meme to me and my dad#bc he shows up at an archeological site and pretends hes in charge of things but hes so charismatic and enthusiastic that he doesnt come off#like an asshole. and i imagine hes super fun to have show up at ur site bc he gets so genuinely excited abt things#and some of the places he goes to are really really cool#hes such a c list celebrity i could probably make it happen. im sure he does talks or something#i remember watching destination truth as a kid too which was really spooky for me#also i think its funny to be asked: if u could meet anyone who would u meet? and respond: josh gates the goofy discovery channel guy#i would also settle for Jeremy wade. i just feel like those guys would have interesting stories. but josh gates seems like he would b easy#to talk to so it wouldn't b awkward haha#unrelated
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in general i roll my eyes at people who complain about all the new quality of life improvements in modern pokémon games bc inconvenience and genuine challenge are two very different things. but the one thing i would definitely agree on that i don’t like in sv is the ability to access your pc boxes any time. it sort of cheapens the experience of having to carefully choose which six pokémon you’re taking before venturing into unknown danger. like i don’t think you should be able to catch a pokémon in the depths of area zero and immediately put it in your party i think you gotta be loyal to whoever you took initially. it’s about being forced to have a plan for all outcomes
#like you can switch your pokémon in the middle of the elite 4… be so real#personally i never did in either of those situations#sv being the first game i played (that had a pokémon league i mean) i didn’t know about the whole type specialist thing#not that i would’ve been able to tell what type those ppl were anyway#but in any case i was like well might as well just stick with my same loyal 6 right#pokémon#sv#in a similar vein i’m kinda unsure about how i feel about being able to remember moves anytime#i think if i could change it i would make it so that you could freely swap moves *at any pokémon center*#like remembering new moves is free but only at certain locations#although one could argue that’s just introducing slight inconvenience without making it more difficult#bc you can fast travel to those places any time#but i guess it would hit you in like area zero#idk#maybe i’d make it so you can do it on the go anytime but it does cost something#but instead of rare difficult (or just plain annoying) once per day items like heart scales#have it be either plain old cash or like. some significantly easier item#idk. the convenience is super nice on that one. but it is kinda weird that it would be so easy to get your pokémon to get its moves back
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sigh.day 18 i fell victim to the evils of .gestures at this
just look only at the center spire and squint really really hard i prommy its sick
#hermitaday#artnios#i Dont Like this i was super excited like wow this is gonna be so sick . then i did all the details of the main spire started getting worn#out but i was like itll look so cool tho . zoom out and it looks like shit llmao . it was all smooth the sides were straight no texture .#sorta fixed it and then got sick of switching tabs.i thiunk this woulda gotten a lot further except i thought it would be a neat challenge#to just reference the actual minecraft build. but switching tabs was not fun ! and at some point (after i gave up on details) just . made i#up and scribbled around till it looked . like maybe something someone tried on lmao . sighs . started wayyy too late to do this to my#satisfaction. so theres that thing ppl say sometimes like 'haha you can see exactly where i started burning out ' and i look at it and its#all good and no i cant tell where they burnt out . this is like that except u can actually tell lmao . becauase theres no lines<3#if i did the sky less Bright and got some shadows in itd help a lot i think but unfortuanetly im tired and work tomorrow aand i can probabl#just tell myself im gonna do it better next year . or smthin . oh well ....#i wanna take an Actual Ref Pic so i dont have to swap tabs and estimate everything . and then try this drawing again . but that seems like#too easy lol . but ill still do it and try to keep it stylized . hopefully....#also sry for the id being simpler bc i .really dont have energy . to describe everything id want to describe. and most of it isnt even ther#apologies if this comes off as too self deragatory i just know that with time i can def do better and im sad i didnt. wanted to make#something real impressive in a few hours lol. alas
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something that really frustrates me about Discourse(TM) re: stories in video games is that the vast majority of people who engage in those discussions seem utterly incapable of considering anything besides the literal text of the game and will not acknowledge any meta elements of a game, how it functions as a product, etc.
like i'm seeing people argue about the point of giving majima amnesia in pirate yakuza, and i'm only seeing shit like "it was pointless bc he just ended up remembering anyway", "he wouldn't have gotten as invested in noah if he hadn't lost his memory", etc etc, like. gamers. they gave him amnesia because this game is meant to be an intro to majima for people who picked up the series with y7/y8. y7 in particular did huge numbers and brought in a ton of people who are new to the series. they wanted those people to be able to play the game without being completely lost but also didn't want to try to dump 7 games' worth of majima lore on them to get them up to speed. giving him amnesia and transplanting him to a completely different setting lets them do that, while also letting them slowly reintroduce the parts of majima's backstory that they want new players to know over the course of the game. i'd bet my bottom dollar that his amnesia + hawaii as the setting were among the first things about the game that were decided on for that specific reason, and everything else followed from that. any function/value his amnesia may or may not have had wrt the narrative was entirely secondary.
like im not saying we need to take a super ~academic~ or ~rigorous~ approach to discussing the wacky pirate game, but can we use our brains at least a little bit?
#rambles#yakuza liveblogging#pirate yakuza#pirate yakuza spoilers#(bit of a stretch to call this spoilers imo but just in case)#you think pirate yakuza in hawaii just fell out of a coconut tree? it exists in the context in which it was made and all that came before#there are obviously other factors going into these decisions as well#obviously hawaii was the setting bc they already had the honolulu map#and by god if rgg makes an entire new overworld map theyre gonna get their moneys worth out of it#and its kinda necessary for narrative continuity from y8 etc etc#but like. idk what people who think his amnesia is pointless and shouldnt have been in the game were expecting lmfao#for as much as i wouldve liked 3jima adventures on the high seas where they constantly refer to y0-y6 that was never happening#now is there a world in which they couldve pulled off a solid intro to majima for the y7/y8 gamer without pulling the amnesia card? yes#however. it wouldve been a very fine line to walk between giving enough context for the average smooth-brained gamer to keep up#while also not having it come across as super clunky/unnatural#amnesia is the easier solution by far and it's absolutely unsurprising they went with the easy solution for the wacky spinoff game#anyway. begging gamers to understand that games are texts (and ultimately products) that exist in the real world#that are influenced & informed by things that exist outside the game itself#not these pocket dimensions that have to be considered exclusively on the basis of the in-universe settings/rules/narrative
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Amazing, take some of the side character demons from Evil Bound.
Vincie is a menace to Chuck and Chuck alone so in Hell, Chuck hexes his hand behind his back so that he isn't grabbed as much (and it's harder to pet him). Chuck is like the most irresponsible older sibling ever to demons though so Kelvin recruits him (as an older sibling vibe) to go help him get his ACTUAL older sibling from Earth. Chuck agrees. And then drags Vincie from Hell with them because no one else wants to babysit him and he refuses to unbind the hex just to re-hex when he returns to Hell.
In Hell, Kelvin actually doesn't appear much different than his human form! Like Kronos, the lines under his eyes are red in Hell but black on earth. Chuck however? In Hell he has wolf-ish ears and has a fur lining his neck (note the neck scars in human form). In addition to that he has four eyes in Hell (note the scars under his eyes in human form). Vincie just has horns in Hell. And! In Hell the hex doesn't have a silly looking "tied up" look, it's invisible unless Vincie strains it with movement and then its red text. But it shifts on earth to be visible.
Vincie's biggest agony for the entirety on earth is "dude it's colder here than in Hell I want a jacket to slip my arms into BUT I CANT BECAUSE IM BOUND".
#my characters#amazing show stopping rng wheel thanks#i have my oc plots on a wheel - thats 80 different options! wow! - and spun it#i spun twice and the first time it was the bodyguard plot that i drew a few days ago#the second time was evil bound#i genuinely think it new its a bad day and im not doing well so it took it easy on me with things id done recently#anyway ive never colored kelvin before which i realized today#i only have pencil art of him#also fun fact about their lil earth adventures#they fucking fail horrifically the first time they go and kronos doesnt go back#then they go back to try and get him to forcefully bring him back and theeeeen shit hits the fan#and so vincie is vibing with tolliver since hes basically useless without hands and then oops!#no more hex! and so he starts to get really super scared and tolliver is like uh isnt that a good thing your hands are free now#and vincie is horrified because the only way to break a hex from a distance is if the caster is near dead or dead#and if thats the case chuck is probably dead and that means what if kronos and kelvin are dead#how is he gonna get back to hell alone and is HE going to get punished for it#but then kronos and kelvin show up and take vincie back to hell with the not breathing chuck#but its fine in the end bc the succubi bring him back to ... life ? question mark? anyway hes revived#but vincie does have a part where hes just crying in tollivers apartment bc he thinks hes gonna be punished#for not helping the other demons and then they died#but chuck dying is basically why kronos goes back to hell - he feels responsible (hes at fault so good for him to own up)#vincie is one of the very few demons who doesnt have dark sclera#chuck vincie and kronos all have black sclera while the succubi have gray#i dont think there was ever a reason for it tbh i should make up a reason#time to go lie down and not exist the rest of the night if i can avoid it
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go king give us nothing!!!!!
#0.txt#okay finished a run of imaginarium theater#my final verdict: its fun but i think the novelty will wear out fast and it felt super easy (tbf i'm a 1.1 player with a huge roster)#the boons felt kind of useless too i just picked some for the sake of picking some#the pose prizes don't mean much to me either#it might have also just felt super easy bc its the first iteration of it ever#like the first abyss cycles were technically super easy too at least compared to how they are today#and i think imaginarium theater just having a lot of lore attached to it also gives it room to expand/grow new features#so i hope its something hyv actively develops on and not just make tankier bosses 2.0 like abyss 👍#i totally understand why people don't like it though... we'll see how the future of this endgame content holds
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once again TROUBLED by how good my game is when flirting with my best friend, imagine if i actually used that with people im trynna pull
#the obvious point-out is. there ARE no ppl im trying to pull. if there were i might employ such skills#though what makes it so easy w riv is that we do think the other is hot but have no interest in hookin up. and also we know each other v we#so it doesnt mean anything when i push them against a wall like 'do you wanna find out' when they say that#'i have the vibes of those ppl who act like theyre vanilla but are super kinky' or whatever. bc its FUNNY#'do i look like i eat the souls of children for breakfast?' u look like u eat lucky charms cereal#cause girl your looks have charmed me and im hoping to get lucky tonight..............#tbf i flirt like that w dawn too so ig that means i can v much do it w ppl i AM interested in too <3#however here i get the debuff of no bilingualism. literally halving my potential :/// dawn u need to learn romanian. please.#JUST so i can throw more awful pick up lines at u <33#soapte
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Aw....
#its nice to see how pleased he and seungmin were with the song and peoples reactions#its sweet! and easy to forget they are just guys who can still get nervous and anticipate if people will like their stuff#esp with songs like this that do touch on more difficult feelings#seems like seungmin seeking him out during a hard time to make this must have touched his heart a bit i think#bc han is not super talkative on bbl but he has been the past few days#again... very sweet
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Passed out again today but I'm thinking about how my F/Os would deal with it LOL
I think Calculester would be extremely worried. He would be concerned because he knows living things can become fragile sometimes and because he cares about me he'd become a bit hypocondriac about all the potential causes. I think he'd be farrr more panicked about it than me because after I recover I just shrug it off because I'm relatively used to it. And he'd try to take care of me even when I recovered and he had calmed down.
Sports King would also be totally panicked. Jump immediately to "omg they're fucking dying" and totally freak out. But then once he realised I was fine he'd try to play it off cool and pretend he wasn't like, already calling an ambulance and internally planning a funeral speech or something lol
#I'm so bad at posting F/O stuff here bc its inherintly for my enjoyment and I don't know what other people want to see 😭#But here's a post!!!! Based on current events!!!#Alphy would remind me to take care of myself and take it easy but Mettaton would be super dramatic for the attention LOL#Like he would be concerned... but I lowkey think he only knows how to express emotion while also making it about publicity lol#🖥️Calcie#♠️Kyle
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once you learn to cook dishes without meat it is literally such a no-brainer to reduce your consumption of meat. im not a vegetarian but i just had meat today for the first time in a week and hadnt been thinking about how everything ive been eating for the past week was vegetarian until literally just now
#example: chana masala. literally super easy and delicious and even easier if you buy your tomatoes canned.#example 2: shakshuka. also easy and delicious and one of my go-to idk what to make for dinner dishes#example 3: vegetarian shepherds pie. instead of meat you put green lentils in it and it fucking slaps#example 4: bean fajitas#example 5 thats more just a tip: i make something that's not tofu but works the same and is cheaper bc its just red lentils and water#currently not in a place where i can go fully vegetarian because with my occasional pretty severe lack of executive function its#sometimes more important that i eat SOMETHING literally just anything at all than what i eat#maybe in the future though#amalie.txt#thanks for coming to my tedtalk :)
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