#be proud of him

[songofnewlife]

💌 + Nerissa + Fjord because I really like his design and wanna see more about him!

Lovely radiant pearl, When I spotted you from across the bay I was for once in my many years, speechless. Your radiant iridescent beauty was bewitching and I have never seen anyone who outshines the beauty of moonlight itself. it is as if the sun had kissed the sea and brought forth a living rainbow. Truely awe inspiring. I am normally not one to use fancy words or the like as i've always been more of an action first man. But the way my heart sung in my chest to see your smile when speaking to that companion of yours ignighted a mighty fire. I've never been so Twitterpatted in all my life. You do not know me, but i'd like to get to know you. Should you ever return to the Necluda Sea this summer I would love to introduce myself. Also your horn is sick as hell can you stab things with it? If you haven't would you wanna? I can show you my anchor whip if you want! Sincerly, Fjord. P.S. I doodled a picture of me incase you did spot me helping those Hylians on the beach so you can recognize me next time. : >

scribbled at the bottom of the letter

[shady-ratt]

Charlie graduated Gay Highschool and Is now going to Gay College

[kelbottumbles]

Today sucks so here's my dog. He was VERY proud of his Benebone and wanted to make sure I (and now you all) was proud too.

[stellamortua]

Jonathan found some really awesome artifacts at a dig today. And none of them were graverobbed mummies from Egypt like his fellow Victorian Archaeologist contemporaries.

Progress!

It was a good day for Jonathan.

[sanguistra]

"until you came along, i had this under control." - Talilah

Forced Proximity Trope Starters // Accepting! @tadbitfooled

"Aha!" Astarion laughed brightly at the comment as he brandished a dagger from its holster on his hip. His posture was lowered, defensive and offensive all at once as he bent just so at the knees and shifted his weight back-and-forth subtly between the balls of his feet. His eyes focused keenly on the enemy closest to him, despite the ray of sunlight that bathed one side of his face, and seemed to lend an almost natural glow to the usual pallor of his skin. On his internal running list of pros and cons to having a worm lodged in his brain, the experience of the sun getting in his eyes during the heat of battle was decidedly a con.

"Is this what 'having things under control' looks like?" He asked sarcastically as he dodged a fireball that was sent his way. "Funny, I would have expected less of your blood to be involved." He risked taking his attention off the group for the second required to deliver her a meaningful wink and a teasing, toothy grin. "Not that I'm complaining, of course. Nothing like your unique scent of rust and wine to spice up a battlefield. Still," He interrupted himself to act on an opening, racing forward to one of the men ahead of them. He jumped on the much larger man's back in an impressive, albeit rarer, show of successful athleticism and reached his arm around the stranger's neck before swiftly pulling back, slicing his dagger across the flesh of the man's throat as the motion was completed. The man crumpled to the ground with a heavy thump as Astarion gracefully landed behind the felled corpse. "Maybe next time- don't take on three hulking men all on your own." He suggested, with a mild annoyance in his voice. "I might not always be around to save the day, you know."

[call-of-the-ocean]

useless ray of goddamn sunshine

[corvidaedream]

trying to describe poirot to my friend at trivia night: "if youve seen a detective who looks like this, thats him"

[navtrash]

Silent cry.

[cassandra-silver]

One of my favorite post-EPIC headcanons is that Odysseus' family is just completely accepting of all the unhinged sh*t that he's done.

Odysseus, over dinner, some 2 months after his return: And then I finned the sirens, letting them drown. We ate the tails later.

Telemachus, starry-eyed: OMG GUYS THAT'S MY DAD!! THAT IS!! MY DAD!! (points excitedly) ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE?

Odysseus: And later when he wouldn't stop being in my way I stabbed a god repeatedly with his own trident.

Penelope, heart-eyed: That's my husband. My love. Love of my life. You slay, my king.

The rest of the people at the table are 100% freaked out and probably terrified, btw.

[quinns-art-box]

having a lot of fun playing with dark world palettes and neon colors :] fun gang save me fun gang

[remcadll]

Dick is never going to get to have a midlife crisis because Bruce is going through his for him. also because he will not be making it to 40.

[arcane-gold]

despite everything, it’s still you

[pinkedify]

all grown up

[dinkywinks]

there's lots of things to talk about in the huge dump of "CANCELLED PLANS FOR DISCO ELYSIUM 2: CUNO BOOGALOO" but i am fixated on this little diagram of a mechanic where the better the kids are getting along, the closer they will walk to each other, and at maximum, they start holding hands

the whole game was going to be based on this complicated relationship between two traumatized orphans. and then it was going to end with them fighting to the death

[egophiliac]

the gang's all here! commence slumber party

[maxiemumdamage]

Percy Jackson proving he’s a true New Yorker by not knowing how to drive in the slightest and yet still feeling well within rights to lay on the horn and criticize the guy who cuts him off.