#because like...one of them is so dumb
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I decided I needed to draw the first picture from This Set....because obviously.
#Deadpool and Wolverine#DeadClaws#Poolverine#Deadpool#Wolverine#Wade Wilson#Logan Howlett#RinArt#Fanart#Quick Color#I realized I had a really good reference for a pose#that really does work for them#so like#I used it#I have a couple of really dumb ideas#that I am debating drawing soon#we'll see if I can get my hands to agree to do it#because like...one of them is so dumb#but it makes me laugh#anyways#Enjoy
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It's ok, Minato asked for permission first
#naruto fanart#naruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#fukasaku#I know the headcanon that Minato got the āflee on sightā order because he killed a thousand iwa nin (in the anime) is super popular#but I always thought it was more likely that he got that order on him because anyone he touched became a security risk#I know in my heart Minato learnt how to teleport bijudamas by using the Hiraishin and sending them to Iwa#Minato put a finger on you? good luck#now if you ever put a foot in your village it can and will get nuked :)#or in the best-case scenario he will simply appear in the middle of your camp and murder all of you#I also like the idea of Minato putting a kunai in the middle of one of the oil ponds in Mount Myoboku#and use the Hiraishin to send his enemies there#puff now you're a toad statue#ahh so many possibilities...#Kishi missed making Minato a true nightmare in the 4th war *sigh*#I understand though. A clever Minato with the Hiraishin would be too OP#they had to dumb him down. Cowards all of them *sigh again*#my hate for that arc knows no bounds#but it's ok it's ok I got your back Minato <3#also updating the tags a day later because I totally forgot to talk about the drawing itself lol#but I think itās actually extremely weird that supposedly so many people turned to stone while training with the toads#the scroll Naruto signed only had 5 names on it despite being passed down for generations#and even if there were more scrolls around or people simply went to Mt Myoboku to train in senjutsu#I don't think the toads would let them turn into statues???#they clearly care about their students and go through great lengths so Jiraiya DOESN'T turn to stone while using SM#so there being so many statues around of people failing SM training never made much sense to me#so I decided Minato (during the 3rd war) was the one responsible for that#he deserves it āØ
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Taking care of Stone
#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#sonic movie universe#this one is so dumb#just like them#i love robotnik suddenly experiencing positive emotions towards stone#and having no idea what to do with that#still he is doing better than stone who is just like what is even happening#the badniks are black because they're for stone#at least there's no badnik who makes lattes#also let me be clear robotnik thinks it's unnatural for anyone to take care of stone#because stone is always the one taking care of him. so the idea of stone needing... anything??? insane#as far as robotnik is concerned stone raised himself and lived completely alone until he was assigned to ivo#and he's not that far off#it's also weird to him that HE would want to take care of anyone but not as weird as the other thing
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I just think
Itād be really neat if Danny looked more like Martha Wayne than Thomas Wayne.
LIKE
I love the Danny Fenton looks like Thomas Wayne or Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne reincarnated ā but the BEAUTY of Martha??
Of Alfred interacting for under five minutes with Danny, dabbing his eyes and going, āThat is indeed Martha,ā I WANT IT. I want Martha who was spunky and sassy and wanted to do good for her town the same way Danny wants to do good for Amity Park.
I want Martha who loved to take Bruce and the family out to star gaze because her baby had never seen the stars before, and the way his eyes light up like a mini galaxy takes her breathe away the same way that Danny feels when he turns his head up to the sky yearning for something he knew loved but doesnāt know what.
I want Martha who would literally find trouble in a paper bag because she canāt help her curiosity the same way Danny canāt help tripping over his own ghostly tail and making a mess of things before he figures things out.
I want Martha who would fight men who thought they held power, going absolutely feral from stress the same way Danny does when heās tired of not being able to do his homework or pick up a vacuum against the wall to clean because ghosts.
I want Martha who loved the pearl necklace that Bruce had picked out for her birthday, and Danny reaches towards his neck and startles when his fingers only touch skin when he is certain there was something supposed to be there. I want Danny whose eyes linger on whites and pearls when he passes by open window stores in the mall, fingers itching to flick a nail against the smooth surfaces.
I want Martha who died bleeding underneath the hand of a gun, hoping to everything above that her boy would be safe, and Danny whose body burns at merely looking at the makeshift guns his parents create in the lab, his heart pounding desperately with a yearning to save there was someone she wanted to save the ghosts.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dp x dc prompt#I just think Danny being Martha is a deserved little treat#also#mom! Danny#let Martha Wayne be feral#she became the joker in a different universe when Bruce died and Danny became Dan when all his loved ones died like???#CONNECTION#let them both be so brilliant and yet so dumb#two wet cats that will primly lick at their fur before setting their tail on fire on a candle#by accident#Danny being a mom to Bruce on instinct is also precious to me#Bruce being torn because: thatās a kid but that is also my mom#on the other hand Danny could have also reincarnated into Martha instead of Martha into Danny#whatever works honestly#so long as Danny gets to mother hen Bruce and smother him in love#and also have both Alfred and Thomas just rolling their eyes as Martha tries desperately not to swing a wine bottle#Martha and Danny will either stress clean or stress fight#pick and choose your fight (ąøāĢ-āĢ)ąø
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(more persona 5 / persona 5 royal spoilers again)
(this one has art by dotdotdotukno on twitter please view)
compilation of specifically my obsession with ryuji and goro being terrible... friends??
#this doesnt even include me and kj's ongoing war live on the tl where every time he does anything i point at him and go 'ryuji'#and he does the same back at me#like the paws typo battle#which i won#p5#p5r#rookposting#goro akechi#ryuji sakamoto#akeshu#this one's kind of topical because LAVA is coming to australia soon#and im like i should pay human dollars to ask at least robbie but maybe robbie and max to say something?#and im like. i could ask them to read one of my dumbest tweets. i could do that as an adult with a job#but then the new problem is all my tweets are so dumb i dont know which one is the dumbest.#anyway last one for now ill wait a bit before i post anymore#.too much purse owner
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I think Deadpool and Wolverine 2 should start with them beating the shit out eachother in some nondescript field, just going full tilt completely mauling eachother
And then we see colossus come out the mansions back doors and he starts yelling about them ruining the lawn
#and they stop fighting to start yelling at him#or they ignore him too caught up in their game#and they only stop when one of their fav teen girls comes out to yell at them#they are in full suits and everything btw#like it really looks like they are trying to kill eachother in the beginning#but they were just playing <3#just roughhousing <3#I donāt like it when people call it sparring#because bestie that is not sparing#that is full on beating the shit out of eachother#and you are doing them a disservice to dumb it down to sparring#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#deadclaws#oooo the girls fighting#they are actually fighting#yeah I get that Logan probably wouldnāt go anywhere near the mansion#by this is funny#so fuck off#like that one part in age of ultron#where Tony is like#that guy has no respect for yard care
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(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...
meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#sqh#sqq#cumplane#discworld#my art#sqq 100% knows how to delegate meanwhile sqh is here trying to run a sect a demon kingdom and juggle a bunch of secret conspiracies#his little rodent heart is going to explode from stress at this rate no qi deviation necessary#i'm gonna need to draw sqh more i really don't know what i want his design to be yet but i like him a lot#if anyone has any sqh drawing prompts send them to me i need some ideas to play with (WITHOUT SPOILERS THOUGH I'M ONLY ON BOOK THREE)#i was scrolling back to see the last time i had drawn cartoony cursing to remind myself which shapes i like to use and wow#it looks like it's actually been a while??? it surprised me because i really love drawing them#i laugh any time i see them in a comic#anyway what are the odds i reread unseen academicals again before the month is through? highly underrate pratchett novel imho#variations of this quote is actually used a few times in the discworld series i think but this is the one that stands out to me#when stibbons reveals just how much power he actually has at the university#*chefs kiss*#the wizards are so dumb i love them so much
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what's wrong with him (based on That Scene in the hit wriolette fanfic Love Will Find A Way, So Will Naked Mole Rats by noxetic)
#look at me posting my art despite my paranoid fear of getting swiped by ai robbers#the power of fanfics will do that to ya#im also posting it in hd w a tiny signature because im STUPID and an ARTIST watermarks look UGLY#ARGHHHHHHHH#dont make me glaze my art pelas#its not the most accurate to the fic.... not one to one.... but the author said that its ok..........#for starters they are not actually positioned like this. I realized my mistake when i was drawing them crotch to crotch and thought#'surely wriothesley would remember that first'#but he didnt. because their pose was more spiderman (neuvillette is above him but turned 180)#. so. his torso wasnt actually On Top of wrio. it wasnt This homoerotic. is what im saying#and a dialogue is wrong too bc im a dumby dumb#wriothesley#neuvillette#molerats#neuvithesley#wriolette#my art
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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.
bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard
#00q#of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye#looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life#I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all#lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web#but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle itā being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but#I hope I never come to his attentionā I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him#cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing#but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring#like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat#but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them#but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being#also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing#I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey#territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such#a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use#okay anyway. back to 00q#somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*
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iāll find you in every lifetime (threat)
#average get back era interaction#further explanation in the tags#beatles fanart#john lennon#george harrison#paul mccartney#ringo starr#the beatles#beatles#j + p + g + r#OKAY SO this dumb little comic is inspired by a few posts#specifically the one saying paul and george were cain and able in a past life but they both think the other is cain#and also the one saying that in a past life john and george tried to overthrow pauls dictatorship and he flayed them alive#in order we have paul seeing himself as orpheus (super cool musican who can fight death) and john as eurydice because heās trying to save-#their relationship (and the band) but no matter what it will end with him turning back#(also because i like inflicting pain on myself and this is foreshadowing of the fact paul will spend the last half of his life trying to-#fight the underworld and death to keep john alive in his way. idk about u but 2 me the got back tour john video is a modern orpheus moment)#john is thinking of the ides of march because he wants to overthrow brutal dictator paul š (et tu brute?)#and george is obvs in his cain and able mindset#this was meant to be funny but i fear that i deeped it too much and now itās kinda sad#if u asked ringo he would say they were all little ducklings that hatched together in a barn or something#based these off paintings which was quite a fun study!!!#idk whatās going on with the anatomy in this but I hope u enjoy anyway
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RIP to my favorite scene in the books. book!Mensah i see you and i miss you <3
#i really dont like mensah's character changes and it makes me SO SAD#like part of why she works is that when she is around her team she is almost always calm and collected#and that does NOT mean that she feels that way all the time#but a lot of her arc is about feeling the need to always be put together!#and show!mensah doesn't have that#this scene is one of my favorites and the show just doesnt hit the same :(#none of the crew has any confidence or competence in the show it makes me so sad#like these guys are not dumb! secunit likes them SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT DUMB#sigh#murderbot#murderbot tv#mb tv#secunit#mensah#mbd#murderbot diaries#will maybe throw this one into the community and see what people think?
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y'all have no clue how wild it is to live in my timeline, because 12 years ago i was a huge fan of these cute lil' zelda strips and at the time i found out through the grapevine that the creator apparently stopped making these comics because they had started drawing NSFW content-

and at the time i was like "oh ok that's wild but respect"
and now in the present the artist who's making the OMORI manga adaption is under fire for being a shota fetishist and it's putting the spotlight back on the OMORI creator themselves for ALSO being a shota fetishist and oh my god the omocat who made those zelda comics over a decade ago is the same omocat who went on to make OMORI holy shit-

#small fucking world jfc#and yeah maybe i'm the last person to cross the finish line here but listen#i hadn't thought about those zelda comics in AGES#not until i came across one of them in my FB memories#because i've been on FB so long now that some of my memories are like 15 years old#and as soon as i saw the artist credit i was like HOLD the fucking phone there's no WAY#anyways there's some wild shit happening in the omori fandom ig#i've only completed the whole game once and honestly i loved it but i haven't really participated in the greater fandom#and i can very much see what people are getting at lmao#especially with the manga jfc#why would you make a manga adaption of a game that's largely driven by a self-insert-style main character#never mind the fact that it completely removes the soundtrack which is like half of what made omori so memorable ffs#even without the shota shit a manga version of OMORI is still. just not something we needed lmao#bad dumb stupid idea
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constantly torn between writing jason baring his teeth, yipping, growling, and wiggling in his sleep and waking up the second he hears his name OR sleeping perfectly still, barely breathing, and not waking up for ANYTHING at all. he could get stabbed and mans would not wake up until 5:30. when he falls asleep he stays asleep.
alternatively, he stays up for 5 days straight on various night watches until he deems a place safe and then sleeps for 16 hours.
#he falls asleep in leo or pipers arms so they cant move because giant dense ass tall bitch is honk shoo mimimi#leo cannot lift him. it takes piper and annabeth working together to drag jason off of him.#leo also draws on jasons face so its fine#jason is dense in two ways and both ways leo thinks about gayly all the time#he's buff and he's dumb!!!#he wakes up in a cold sweat with tears in his eyes and then wipes them away like nothing happened#he excuses himself to the bathroom and splashes water in his face and is done with it#leo and piper are the only ones who know about it#both of them make sure to give him a little more attention when they notice it#pjo#hoo#jason grace#heroes of olympus#leo valdez#piper mclean#valgrace#kinda#well i put it in the tags
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If I wrote a time travel au (Jon and Martin go back in time to first season archives after 200) where because of future intervention thereās a lot less trauma, and with less horrors to worry about past Jon begins to question his gender and starts experimenting with it- and it freaks future Jon out because āwhat tf do you mean Iām trans and never figured it out because Trauma????ā
Would anyone read it?
#nonbinary Jon#I want this man to be in a skirt#can you blame me?#sorry if this makes zero sense Iām really dizzy rn#tma shitpost#I havenāt listen to any of protocol so please please please do not spoil it#all I know is Iām not the first one to come up with the time travel idea#I simply want to make many dumb jokes#have future jon threaten Elias (āI killed you and Iāll kill you again.ā)#and have Jon and Martin talk to their younger selves#oh also have them be really weird (sad) about Sasha because/ thatās actually the first time theyāve seen her face and theyāre sad about it#;-;#and have Jon in particular be weird about Tim- aggressively avoid him and not explain why#until Tim confronts him like āhey future boss. um. what the fuck?ā#and Jon just breaks down into apologies and stuff#oh and also Jon in a skirt#that too#tma fanfic#tma au#jon sims#tma jon#jonathan sims
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some Rainy's for your amusement!
(and an updated reference sheet!)
#rainy dewdrop#welcome home oc#welcome home#i think about them a lot#theres a sort of complexity in being āsimpleā if that makes sense#rainy knows a lot that goes on#but they simply chose to do other things#im not sure if that makes sense#they just live in they moment#theyre not dumb for it. theyre not really āsimpleā at all#theyre just percieved that way because no one has sat down with them yet and asked them questions about how they feel and think about#certain things#i think thats why i like mavericks and rainys relationship so much#i want to do more with rainy and them communicating their thoughts#not sure what to do with that though#oh well!#bwah!#my art
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okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that Iām asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?
i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!

anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??
he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!
also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.
#context for oomfiematsus: idolmaster sideM's gimmick is that all the idols were other things before becoming idols#Beit is the unit whose gimmick is that all their members have part time jobs (baito)#others are like. lawyer -> idol; pilot -> idol; pianist -> idol; rakugoka -> idol; etc#finding out the backstories/previous lives of these idols is like the main appeal of this branch#a lot of times it's like trauma and stuff that causes them to switch careers. like there's a pair of twins who were former soccer pros#but one suffers a career-ending injury and it's sad. and theyre like well we were pretty good at PR and stuff though so let's be idols#(the other twin follows him because yknow twinsies <3 cant be apart)#and this guy is in the main unit so you meet him and he's just a fucking dick the whole time and he just seems to fucking hate being an ido#so the whole time youre like what's this guy's deal#(note i experienced this through the anime cuz all the games are EOS lol)#and then like 3/4ths into the anime in you finally get his backstory#and it's that his sister died of a very rare disease so he needs money to fund research to find the cure but no one will fund it#but instead of staying a doctor he decides the best way to do this is to BECOME AN IDOL?!!!?!?#like sure i bet the top idols do make more than an average surgeon? but it's like do you want a .01% chance to make a $2 million salary#or an 100% chance to make a $300k salary BECAUSE YOURE ALREADY A SURGEON!!!!#and it'd be another thing if he was like. kinda having fun with it. kinda being jovial#like there's literally another guy in the teacher unit who became an idol for the exact same reason (heard it was lucrative)#but then after he finds out being an idol actually isnt all that much cash#so he just decides to have fun being an idol instead!!!!#this guy NEVER GETS THERE. he's always a SERIOUS RUDE STICK IN THE MUD who is NEVER FUN TO BE AROUND BECAUSE HE'S LIKE#I'm Here For Work. I'm Here To Be The Best Idol. I Don't Want To Make Friends#LIKE GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL DUDE YOUR COWORKERS ARE 10 YEAR OLDS IN ANIMAL COSTUMES AND 30 YEAR OLD MEN IN PINK TIGHTS.#anyways everyone likes him i guess he's supposed to be the ācold guy eventually opens his heartā kind of guy but he has always just come of#as very annoying to me. and also DUMB AS FUCK i cannot stress enough how STUPID OF A CAREER CHOICE THIS WAS#so i cant take him seriously when they try to play him up as this cool all-knowing guy when he's the STUPIDEST PERSON AT THIS COMPANY#INCLUDING THE 9 YEAR OLDS
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