#being serious for a second its so weird i can just go Hey i should do this right now. and then i actually do it. just like that!!!!

[exile-arc]

first day on medication ^_^ im pretty sure its working because well for one thing i havent logged on to tumblr basically all day

[heartmix]

Spoiled - LN4

Pairing: Lando Norris x gn!reader

Word Count: 800+

Warning: making fun of the british (slightly), expired food

A/N: the idea popped into my head after watching max's stream a few days ago. Also i'm pretty sure its Lando's birthday already somewhere in europe!

F1 Masterlist / Masterlist

Some days you wondered how Lando was still alive. Never mind driving a rocket ship on wheels for living, no, it was because he decide to put anything in his body without a second thought. Despite spending millions on cars and watches and other material items he didn't give a second thought about something he needs to survive, food. You blamed it on him being british and the fact that they don't have anything good to eat. You knew about the sweet potato incident, even if it was before you knew him. Finding out he went and ate spoiled food again was enough to give you the ick and put your foot down.

The plan was simple. Buy new groceries, do some meal prep and clean out the fridge for Lando while he was playing Tarkov with his friends. He mentioned that he was going to play all day and that max was going to stream later on in the night. That gave you enough time to run to the store and cook some easy meals so you could surprise him with a full fridge.

After waking up early and sending a text to Lando that you were going to drop off something later tonight, you headed to the grocery store to pick up everything you needed. A bunch of fresh produce to meal prep and some snacks that can last on the shelf for a few months. With Lando's strict diet (or lack of there) you pulled out all the stops for a healthy and tasty meal. 

As night time crept up you packed everything in bags and made your way over to his apartment. You got a notification that max started his stream a few ago so it was the perfect time to sneak in and fill his kitchen while dropping off some dinner. Any noise you made wouldn't be too out of the blue seeing as he knew you were coming and that you already had a key. 

While entering the house you could already hear the screaming and weird random sounds coming out of your boyfriends gaming room. That should keep him distracted for awhile. First you started with cleaning and sterilizing his fridge. Doubt he didn't have much which is probably why he ate expired chicken, but one could never be too careful. Once that was over with you packed away all his food that should last for the week. Seeing the finished product brought a smile to your face. At least he was going to be eating good for the week. 

Once his current raid ended you quietly made your way into the room being aware that his mic was on and that possibly a couple thousand fans could hear what could be said, even with this shit mic. When his door opened he saw you and an immediate smile was plastered on his face. 

"Hey baby." He smiled taking off his headphones and motioning you to come by him.

"Hi. I just came to drop off dinner. Don't want to keep you long." You smiled placing the plastic bag on his desk before he pulled you onto his lap.

"It's okay, raid just ended and the mic is off. Stay for a few seconds."

"Alright. I made you my famous stir fry. There's another serving in the fridge for tomorrow." You said bringing out the food and fork setting it up for him.

"What would i do without you."

"Eat expired chicken." 

"Haha i get it." He gave a fake laugh making a real one erupt from your throat. 

"Yeah you seriously gave me the ick. This was going to be a surprise but i stocked up your fridge and did some meal prep. You just have to heat it up in the microwave, although i'm scared you'll even mess that up." You laughed at another joke your boyfriend seemed to be the butt of. 

"Move in with me." All of the joking mood went out of the room as he looked at you with a serious almost pleading expression. 

For you it came out of the blue. Sure you've been together for almost two years and you've spent a good portion out of the year traveling with him to races, but moving in together never crossed your mind. It seemed like the next logical thing in the relationship but neither of you brought the topic up till now. 

"What?"

"Sorry, i was either going to blurt out that or marry me. I figure it's best to go in order." The words came out like it wasn't the most bizarre thing he could say in the moment. 

"You're crazy."

"Yeah, for you. So what do you say?" How could you say no to that adorable smile.

"Well someone needs to keep you alive." a smile slowly crept upon your face liking the idea of seeing with him more and being closer to him. Also it would save you money, monaco wasn't cheap. 

"Perfect." He said leaning in for a kiss before you pulled away. 

"I'm not kissing you after you just ate expired chicken."  

"That was yesterday!" 

[cardboardslugs]

Imagine you have a car you got new and one day, maybe like two weeks after you get it off the lot, It starts making this awful, terrible, really bad, super loud noise all the time. Naturally, You are a good car owner, so you take it to the mechanic at the dealership you bought it from and when they ask what's wrong, you tell them "yeah, my car is making this awful terrible really bad super loud noise. It is Constant. I don't know what I did to cause it, But I think Something is VERY Wrong and We should Fix That."

So mechanic looks and they hear the noise and they say "aw shit, yeah, youre right.... have you tried just not listening to it?"

You think, for a moment, they might be joking, So you ask. "pardon?"

"yeah, i hear people like you come in here complaining about this ALL the time and like yeah the noise is REALLY bad, i get that, sure, but like. Have you tried just not listening to it?"

You think this mechanic might be a fucking quack. Probably just dealership nonsese, you figure. You go to get a second oppinion.

You tell the new mechanic the exact same thing. They nod at you sagely and put a hand on your arm.

"Yes, I'm so so sorry! I know what it's like, people come in with this problem all the time, and my car does it occasionally for a few miles too!! Have you tried putting on classical music and playing it REALLY loud until it stops?"

"... It doesnt stop. Thats the Problem." You correct them.

"Now you're just being defeatist. It DOES stop. You just dont notice it. It always stops!"

You look at them like they are fucking insane. You're certain they fucking ARE. Still, you go to six other mechanics. Friends ride in your car and hear it too. They all tell you some variation of what the first two mechanics told you. So you think "okay well clearly this is fine and Im just crazy, I guess. My car making this awful terrible really bad super loud noise is Entirely Normal."

one day, about a year later, you go in for an oil change at a new combo oil and mechanic place, and the guy changing your oil is like "HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW YOUR CAR IS MAKING THIS AWFUL TERRIBLE REALLY BAD SUPER LOUD NOISE RIGHT??" and youre like "uh, yeah, duh, its done that essentially since i got it. Everyone says its fine, basically." and your oil guy starts freaking the fuck out because "HEY I DONT KNOW WHO TOLD YOU THATS NORMAL BUT ITS NOT!! Our mechanic sees that shit all the time, he can fix it and tell you whats up!"

And you think you're in for another runaround and another massive bill but this mechanic takes one listen and is like "OH! its one of these huh? yeah, these models have are faulty alll the way down their combustion line, from gas to engine to exhaust. You can't actually fix it, BUT you can make the stop by tinkering with other stuff, but since something different is wrong depending when and how your model was built in the factory, youre gonna have to try a bunch of different solutions, but I'll work with you on it. it is a super serious issue that can destroy your car if you do nothing."

So you work with this mechanic. You work with him for years. You put all sorts of detergents in your gas. You stop the detergents and only use certain gas. You put in new parts for the engine. You take out parts of the engine. You stop going on long drives. You only go on long drives. Some of it helps, quiets the noise. Some of it is fucking useless. nothing ever makes it STOP. No real cause is ever pinpointed.

A new gas station pops up in your city. It only sells gas made out of heavily processed alge. You think that's a weird little caveat, and probably can't be good to put in a car... Anyone who uses it says it fucking rocks, Best shit their car has ever had, never run better. Some people staunchly refuse to try it because of all sorts of reasons, mostly that it has no real testing done on it. Your city allows the sale of it, sure, but makes it very very clear that they do not know what it will do to your car and you can try it, but at your own risk.

Your car NEVER stopped making that noise. You feel like its louder and more intense ever since you put in a turbo jump and had it taken out because it backfired.

You say "fuck it, what do I have to lose?!" And try the damn alge-based gas every other fill-up. AND IT WORKS. it works wonders, your car goes from essentially a lemon to a bare minimum fucntional workhorse practically overnight, even if the exhaust reeks.

You see your now-regular mechanic again and you finally tell him "yeah, It was so bad, I just tried that alge gas and everything cleared up almost instantly"

"YES!!! OH *HELL* YEAH!!" Your mechanic is, somehow, happier than you are. "I've wanted to tell you to try that since like 6 weeks in for us, because I figured its what you needed, but I'm legally required to never reccommend that!!"

You feel like you've just been wacked with a wet fish. "Excuse me?"

"Yeah, only the dealership can actually legally reccomend that. Part of the legislature of allowing Alge-based gas to be sold."

You might be thinking this is NOT a post about owning a car with a serious problem. You'd be right. This is a post about Generalized Anxiety Disorder and the Legalities of Marijuana.

[maddiehu7]

Little McGill | Lalo Salamanca |

Chapter 1

ah almost there but food first I think to myself as I drive around looking for a place to eat. Finally I come up on a place called los pollos Hermanos and pull in almost near starvation. I get out of the car stretching looking up at the hot sun deciding jeans and a tank top were even to hot for a day like today. I lock my car looking around to see an out of place red and white racer car thinking that was way to nice for a fast food joint but I just chalked it up to some weird thing. I finally head inside after adjusting to my surroundings, heading to the front counter I order a number nine with a sprite and go to sit down but as I head for my seat I brush past this older guy with a mustache and his bald friend

"oh im sorry" I say looking back towards the mustached man

" ah that's ok princessa" he says turning around looking at me smiling, damn he's handsome I think as a smile smally back at the nickname and continue to my table, but once I sit down I can still feel eyes on me so I look around to see the guys I ran into sitting at the booth besides me hm weird they could've picked any tab- no stop being so paranoid it think to myself rolling my eyes at my own thoughts. im almost finished eating when a guy comes over to the table beside me smiling but it seems fake, intrigued I listen in.

"is everything to you liking?" the man in uniform questions.

"are you kidding me? this is the best chicken ive ever had" the handsome man says enthusiastically.

"well I am delighted to hear that" the man standing says laughing

"no, really im serious I mean...its crispy and not dried out and the seasoning is so flavorful" he says well his bald friend looks annoyed but scared at the same time, this is weird.

"well thank you is there anything else I can do for you?"

"is there any chance-and I know the answers probably no....but is it possible for me to meet the owner?"

"I am the owner" the man states simply, ok just got weirder.

"really? how lucky for me, would you be interested in franchising because I would be eager to invest" the man talks like hes in some tv drama.

"well perhaps we should go to my office where we can discuss this further"

"excellent! dont waste that" the man says as he slides out of the seat but just before he walks back he turns to me and says.

"see you later..." he pauses waiting for me to answer.

"um...Emma" I say confused as to what he means by see you later.

"Emma see you later emma" he says winking before walking away.

both the owner and his friend stare at me in confusion but after a second the owner walks aways and as I go to stand up ready to put this stage event behind me the bald man steps in front of me.

"what was that, how do you know him?" he questions harshly.

"I-i dont i just met him" I say backing up a little from the stranger, he just stares at me for a couple more seconds before walking away. I let out a breath I didn't know id been holding in feeling a mix of emotions from this weird ass experience.

as I exit the restaurant I decide to put the whole handsome and bald man experience out of my head. As I get in my car I turn on the radio to she will by lil Wayne yes I know wouldn't think a girl like me would like songs like that but hey im full of surprises.

[msweebyness]

Date Night Hiccups- A Descendants Short

Hello, all! I’m back with my Descendants stuff! Enjoy this cute little moment between our favorite creepy couple! @imsparky2002 @booksrbetterthanpeople @nerdy-chocomallow

It was hard to believe they had already been together for two years now. Neither JJ or Darcy had ever imagined falling head over heels for the child of their father’s sworn enemy, but here they were. A happy couple for two whole years, and going strong.

Naturally, JJ wanted to do something special for his special girl on this night, so he booked them a table at the most famous and loved restaurant in all of Auradon. Tiana’s Palace. It was no secret that it was difficult to get a reservation, sometimes being a prince could have its advantages.

And so they found themselves sitting at a window table looking out at the lights of New Orleans. The Pumpkin Prince couldn’t stop staring at his beautiful girlfriend. The dark green sleeveless pantsuit that Evie had insisted on making for the occasion showed off her curves perfectly. She looked absolutely stunning.

“Wow…this place is real nice, babe. Tiana did exactly what she said she would do.”, Darcy said, looking around at the opulent decorations. Growing up on the Isle, grandeur like this was pretty much unheard of.

“The crown jewel of New Orleans. My darkest star deserves only the best.”, JJ smiled, and his girlfriend smiled back with a soft blush as they picked up their menus and looked over the options. It took a few minutes for the server to come over, but with a place as famous and popular as this that was to be expected.

“Good evening, my name is Daniel. I’ll be your server for tonight. Let me start you off with some water. Sparkling or still?”, said the waiter, and Darcy couldn’t help but feel the faint urge to want to sock him for the smarmy little smirk on his face. The guy reeked of “I’m good-looking and you know I am” assholery.

Still, she was here to enjoy a nice date with her boyfriend. An annoying server shouldn’t ruin that.

“Still is fine for me.”, she answered, before looking down at the menu.

“I think I’ll have-“, JJ had started to say.

“Wonderful. I’ll be back soon.”, Daniel cut him off. Okay. That was weird. “In the meantime, take a look at our appetizers, I suggest the shrimp cocktail. Goes down smooth.”, the server then continued with a pointed look at Darcy.

Ignoring his behavior, JJ smiled at his girlfriend. “I’m not that big on seafood, personally. It’s just never been my cup of tea.”

“Fish was kinda one of the only options we had back on the Isle. I’d be down with tryin’ somethin’ different.”, Darcy replied, “I’ve never tried Hush Puppies before.”

“Hush Puppies it is.”

It was then that Daniel returned.

“Hey there, have we had a chance to look at the menu?”, he said in that same smug tone, his eyes aiming lower from Darcy’s face than they respectfully should be. JJ didn’t see this as he was looking down at the menu.

“I think we’re going to start with Hush Puppies. Can we get both the tartar sauce and sriracha dips? I feel like both would be good.”, JJ was saying…but their waiter wasn’t listening to a word he was saying.

“You know, we actually have a special today.”, Daniel said with a coy and suggestive smile as he leaned down towards Darcy, “Our famous hot gumbo with cornbread on the side…and my number.”, he smirked as he produced a card with a phone number written on it and placed on the table in front of her.

Darcy looked up and met his gaze with a raised eyebrow, and it was then that JJ finally looked up and seemed to feel something was off.

“Uhhh, is everything-“, he started to ask.

“Just a second, babe.”, Darcy said, raising a finger, “You serious?”, she then asked, this part directed at Daniel.

“Dead serious.”, the waiter answered, completely sure of himself as he looked her up and down, “I get off at 10…and then I can get you off at 10:30.”

JJ’s eyes widened at this, “Um, what is he…”

“Okay, Danny boy, three things.”, Darcy said sharply as she stood from the table, “First. You, wouldn’t make it to 10:02. Second, you wouldn’t live past 10:03. Third, you’ve been here three times in the past ten minutes, and we are still waiting on our waters. So, if you value your job and/or life…”, she paused, picking up a dinner knife from the table and pointing it at Daniel, “You’re gonna take this knife, cut the bullshit, and get us our goddamn Atlanticana.”, she snarled, glaring him dead in the face.

“Holy shit.”, JJ murmured, his eyes going wide. His mom was right, he DID need to pay more attention to his surroundings.

“Okay, okay, fine!”, Daniel said, visibly taken aback, before he composed himself with a scowl, “Could’ve just said no. Gods, don’t need to be a monster bitch about it.”, with the last part being grumbled under his breath.

Unfortunately for him, the Pumpkin Prince heard him loud and clear.

“Excuse you?”, JJ said in a low and angry tone before he stood from the table, showing off his impressive full height, “I am going to give you five seconds to apologize for what you just said to my girlfriend.”

“Or what, bone boy? You gonna call your daddy to-“, Daniel started to sneer, only to choke on his own words when the searing hot flames that had suddenly sprung from JJ’s hand engulfed the table and reduced it to cinders.

“Apologize.”

“I-I’m sorry!”, Daniel sputtered, “I-I’m so, so sorry! Please don’t hurt me!”, he pleaded, his entire body shaking with fear.

JJ got up and took out his wallet, writing a quick check and handing it to the server.

“Send Tiana my apologies and give her this to replace the table.”, he then turned to Darcy, “Love, I think we should see about somewhere else for dinner and maybe try those Hush Puppies another time.”

“Fine by me.”, Darcy said as she stood as well, flipping Daniel off on their way out the door.

“I am so sorry about that, Darce.”, JJ sighed, only for his girlfriend to laugh.

“Don’t apologize for that jackass, babe!”, before her smile turned soft, “That was awesome. The way you stood up for me.”

“Of course I did. I love you.”, JJ said tenderly, looking down at his girlfriend with adoration as he took her hand.

“I love you too.”, Darcy replied, before she stood on her tiptoes and he leaned down, their lips meeting in a deep kiss.

“Why don’t we go find a good cafe downtown? Someplace quieter.”, JJ then offered, and Darcy nodded.

About an hour later, they were sat at an outdoor table at a quaint little Cajun cafe, laughing and enjoying each other’s company. The night may have gotten off to a rough start, but just being together made it all turn out okay.

And here we go! Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

Based on this awesome piece from the hilarious TeamFourStar!

[barou-shoueis-wife]

Barou fanfic chapter 3:

You woke up the next day feeling all sweaty and gross. You barely got any sleep thinking about tomorrow and how nervous you are. You get out the bed and get ready for the day to try to look as best as you can. You checked the weather app and it looks like its gonna be pretty hot today so you decided to just tie the blazer around your waist and just wear a white polo shirt and a skirt just incase a teacher makes you put the blazer back on. You grab your bag afterwards and head to the kitchen. Your mom is in there cooking up some omurice for herself. “Hey Y/N!” “Want some? You probably would be late if you eat though. Sorry! You should have woke up sooner kiddo!”

“I dont want anything mom.”

“Did you get a chance to talk with that friend of yours from back home yet?”

“You mean Ryusei?”

“I don’t know names. But im talking about the pink and blonde hair guy that i didn’t like at first.”

“Yea mom thats Ryusei and yea i talked to him yesterday.”

“That’s nice. Try to make some new friends too.”

“Yup! Im trying alright.” Your mind wonders to Barou as you say this.

“Well then get going your gonna be late on your second day.”

“K bye mom love you.”

“Love you too kiddo.”

You quickly head out the door and start walking to school. When you arrive at your desk you notice that Barou is already there. You think to yourself “How could i get his attention without being weird.” “Ah ha i know!”

“Hey uhm-…Sho-i mean Barou do you umm have a pencil i kind of forgot mine.”

“Tch. Its your second day here as a new student and you already come unprepared. Listen donkey, a king like me doesn’t hand out pencils to lowly plebs like you and from now on you need to understand that.”

“PFTTT…HAHAHA.”

“Huh? Whats so funny i dont remember making a joke?”

“Oh…you’re being serious?” “You aren’t the king silly and don’t you think its a bit rude to call some random person a donkey i just need a pencil?”

“Tch you’re insufferable.” Barou slams a pencil on your desk.

“You better return it by the end of the day and it better be in mint condition or else.”

“Sheesh man i got it chill.” You think to yourself, “This is guy is weirder than I thought who just goes around calling himself the king? I have no idea how im supposed to learn anything from him.” The teacher walks in and class begins.

Class finishes and the bell rings dismissing students from their break. You go to the cafeteria to see if barou is there. Looks like hes not. “Hm hes either in the courtyard sitting by himself or in the library also by himself.” Before you go looking for him you see a girl with four juice boxes on her tray. “Hmm…how greedy.” You think to yourself. You go up and tap her on the shoulder. “Hey it’s unhealthy to be drinking that much juices.” The girls face turns red instantly. “Thats ok though i can help you!” You grab two juice boxes from off her tray. “See now we’re even. Ill pay you back tomorrow for the juices. What class are you in?” The girl is both embarrassed and confused. “Uh…u-um class A-A-12.” “Hey your right underneath me! thanks for the juices hot stuff.”

“Ah…um…yeah…”

You quickly leave the cafeteria and head to the courtyard. “Im definitely gonna give him one of these. I hope he likes apple.” You look everywhere even underneath the windows. “Why am i even looking here some guy who calls himself a king would never sit under a window. Hes most definitely in the library.” You head to the library and there he his looking at some action mangas in a far lonely corner. “Yup just as expected so much for a “King” this guy is seriously a joke im being way to nice.”

“Umm hey Barou.”

“Tch. how many time-“

“Yea yea dont bother me, i get it, but you seem interesting. Would it hurt to tell a “lowly pleb” like me some silly information about you?” “Maybe a juice box will help!”

“You act like a child.” He snatches the juice box from you and puts it in his pocket.

“Soo what do you like to do sports? Arts and crafts? Cooking? Maybe even cleaning or playing an instrument.”

“Why should i tell you.”

“Oh come on stop being so stubborn.”

“No.”

“Fine how about i go first.” “I love to play soccer and i hope one day i can play in the world cup!”

“You like soccer?”

“Yea love soccer. Wait you like it too?!”

“Mhm.”

“Hey maybe we can practice someday together theres a feild near my hous-“

“Im good practicing with a useless donkey will only drag me down.”

“But you never saw me play how do you know im not better at you and could totally kick you butt.”

Barou scoffs, “oh you think so? Fine then. Here.” He pulls out a small notepad from his bag. “Write the adress for the feild on here and I will challenge you to a one on one it is however a great waste of my time but now you’ve really boosted my ego and i want no more than to devour you.”

“Haha!” “You are so on mister barou!” You snatch the notepad and quickly scribble on the pad and hand it back to him. “May the best person win!” You stick out my hand for barou to shake it.

“Dont touch me.”

“Yup…got it…boundarie communicated.”

“Oh also dont you wanna know my name?”

“I could care way less than learn a donkeys name.”

“The names Y/N.”

“Ok.”

“See you tomorrow Barou!” Barou walks away without saying a word. You think to yourself, “what a jerk i HAVE to beat him just so he can shut up and stop calling me a donkey and himself a king its really cringy.”

You are now at home mid conversation with Ryusei.

“And then! He calls himself a king and calls me a donkey?! Like what?!”

“Hah! He sounds like a total egoistical jerk.”

“Yea even too much for a bastard like you.”

“Nope! My heart thrives for that kind of stuff.”

“Oh trust me if you experienced it in real life like i did you would cringe at it too.”

“Maybe haha!”

“But during break i met him in the library and we had a somewhat odd conversation but now we agreed to meet up tomorrow and have a one on one soccer match!”

“What?! Thats crazy in like such a thrilling way! Want me to come from shibuya all the way to akita to cheer you on?!”

“Ryusei your jokes suck sometimes man…”

“Huh? I wasn’t joking?”

“What?! Thats like a 7 hour drive?!”

“Yea and? I want to cheer you on so you can kick this punks ass!”

“Thanks but i don’t think so but i promise to tell you everything.”

“Huh? Why dont you just record it? Like set it up on your backpack and let it record.”

“Hmm thats…actually a good idea.”

“Alright then we’ll go with that!”

“Sounds great you better win Y/N channn!”

“Oh im gonna kick this guys butt so hard that ill start calling him donkey.”

“Kk gotta go BYE!!”

“Bye Ryusei!”

You hang up and decide to watch some videos to help you prep and also clean your cleats and your ball. You know its a dumb little one on one but you wanna beat the ego out of this jerk and maybe he will become friendly after that and you guys can finally be friends.

[f0point5]

hey this is not relevant but ive always seen you as a bit of an older sister figure, so i thought i'd ask for advice on a ~guy situation. im in my second year of uni and there's a guy i got super close to just as friends, and i thought here and there he was giving me signs. i did start to (and do) be into him a LOT but i never tried for anything or even genuinely wanted more (outside of my dreams lol) because i do think we're better as friends and ive had a string of 3 bad relationships for the past two years so about time i stick to single city yeah? for the past couple of weeks he's been a bit weird and distant and lately he's back to normal but honestly i think the hot and coldness i can deal with by just sternly giving myself a talking to and not getting carried away in the good times nor getting too down when im suddenly not getting that affection or attention.

but my question was how do you stay firm and confident and not get "whipped" i guess especially when its someone you really like but know you absolutely shouldn't go for? the only way i can think of is distancing myself which i really don't want to do because i like him a whole lot as a friend. and how do i remind myself of the benefits and importance of staying single and not develop crushes quickly or get bummed about not having a boyfriend?

I’m sorry it’s taken me forever to answer this my app has been glitching for days 😭

First, idk how serious the distance is but I’d talk to him about it if this isn’t normal. Lots of friendships have ebbs and flows, you have weeks/months where you’re not that close. Guys especially can be like that. But if the distance was unusual and he came back with no explanation, I’d casually bring it up. Just so you know if it’s something you can expect, or just to check in if he was going through something.

Thing is, if you like him, you like him. But if he’s just someone you get along with that you enjoy attention from, that’s different. Either way, though, what you should remember is that - signs or not - you deserve someone who is going to put a giant flashing light saying “I like you” if that’s the case. If he liked you, he would say so. And if he can’t say so, he’s not someone you want to mess with because that’s not a grown man that you can rely on and trust with your heart. Just my take. Have fun with him, enjoy his company, flirt a little bit if that’s the vibe lol but girl…the man who is going to be good for you is a guy who is going to go above and beyond to make you feel loved and appreciated and currently it’s not this one. So he’s a friend.

As for not wanting a boyfriend…that’s not a bad thing. It’s normal to want a relationship. But go out, date, focus on what you want out of a relationship and finding a guy who ticks ALL the boxes. Don’t focus on “I want a boyfriend” so much as “I want a man who is xyz and I want a relationship where I feel abc”. Because men are everywhere, anyone can get a boyfriend. It’s getting the *right* one that is going to make the experience worthwhile. Because women…we’re givers. We add so much to a man’s life. Our challenge is finding someone who is giving the same back to us. So if you’re not a person who loves being single, that’s okay, just never lose sight of the fact that a boyfriend is supposed to make your life better, not harder.

I hope this helps ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[girl-mercury]

Love to hear more about timegem or the 12 Monkeys crack wips!

(from the WIP meme, where i listed my many, many WIPs and asked for people to let me know what they're curious about)

Already did a post on timegem, so I will share some 12 Monkeys stuff!

"let this whole town hear your knuckles crack" never got particularly well developed as a story, but was an attempt to write something about the messy bloody determination of hope in a place where there was so little hope to go around. Title from the Mountain Goats song "Damn These Vampires" which I added to the mix I made and never posted as a song for Cole and Ramse. (The mix has ficlet bits for some songs and not others, which was why I never posted it, but honestly should just live with that.)

SNIPPETS (multiple, because there's not enough to string into a scene):

"I am resolved that the end justifies the means," Jones says. "We must ensure it. Our success is crucial, for the world, and for our own souls. We have set ourselves on this path, and I do not deceive myself that our actions are righteous, but nor do I second-guess them. The end will justify the means because we cannot allow any ending that does not."

"You're a piece of work, lady," says Ramse, eyebrows raised as he looks upward, as if God will suddenly emerge and provide a more reasonable conversation partner. 

Cole doesn't comment. He knows he's not quite as eloquent as Jones can be, which is even more humbling when he considers that she's not even speaking her first language. But he has jumped in that chair time and time again, to feel his atoms ripped apart and reassembled as the strands of time passing shoot through him, and he's done so without hesitation. He's done stupid shit before for worse reasons, in an ever-descending spiral of violence, regret, throwing himself into the path of life-ending danger, violence, regret, rinse and repeat and repeat and repeat. At least this is an interesting way to end his existence. At least this way he got to meet Cassie, and a world worth living for, even if he won't be the one living in it. 

_______________

"We succeed at this, and I'm erased, finally. I get wiped right out along with this timeline, and we're done." Cole rubs his eyes. He's so tired. He's been tired forever, feels like.

"Ooh, better watch out for that kind of talk, Otter Eyes," Jennifer warns, her eyes going wide. "You wander out of the passive ideation, you'll get us sent back to vacation at the grippy sock resort."

"What are you talking about, Jennifer?" Cole snaps. 

"'Do you intend to harm yourself? Do you intend serious harm to someone else?' That's when they start telling our secrets, Cole. It's mandated. You want to take yourself out, you keep it to yourself, you keep that secret." 

Cole rewinds the conversation in his head, tries to translate it from Jennifer-ramble. He knows that he doesn't listen to her as much as he should, but she's so hard to follow, and he never has enough time, and he does genuinely feel bad about that along with everything else. But he tries to find an end to grab onto to follow the thread of her mind. It's the socks that do it, the weird socks that he'd gotten after being checked into JD Peoples when they’d taken his boots and their laces. And the questions, over and over trying to confirm if he was a danger to himself.

"Hey," he says, reaching out his hand to clasp hers. "Nobody's taking us back there. And if they do, you'll break me out, right?"

A giggle escapes from Jennifer. "You betcha."

________

"I make these choices not because they are right, Mr. Cole," Jones says wearily, "but because I am able to carry the moral burden of these sins when others cannot. It is no more complicated than that." She lets out a sigh and takes off her glasses to wipe a her hand across her eyes. "You are not the only one looking to erase their damage to this world."

_________

Katarina sends James to 1957, and then Cassie, and then she's done. It's done. As the storm eats its way through the facility, lifting the roof and blowing at her, she holds her breath and braces for the unmaking of everything she's ever been. 

There's nothing more surprising than finding yourself alive after the end of existence. She doesn't know what that means, exactly, but the storm took over and then it never had, so that seemed like some sort of success had been found. All that was left was waiting out the months running parallel to James and Cassandra's mission. She quickly learns how she will need to live through that waiting: a shotgun, dividing up the food stores so losing one didn't mean losing all of it, setting up traps, and patience. She journals and tends the garden that she's filled with corn, beans, squash, and tomatoes with tobacco plants around it to draw away the insects. She pulls out her old viola and tries to remember what she had once learned. She reads through all the Shakespeare she has on her shelves, plays and sonnets both; she reads Göthe, which has been familiar since long before she was comfortable enough with English to read Shakespeare. Her tiny library has always brought her peace. 

None of it fills the silence of the halls she walks, empty of everyone who made it the home it had been for so many years. There isn't even the buzz of electricity, since she reduced power usage to be less detectable. She's been lonely, cripplingly lonely, in her life before. This is a new kind of lonely. This comes after James putting his faith in her, after finally getting to know Cassie since their brief encounter in 2015, after giving David Eckland the chance to know her that another her had already allowed, after the earth-shattering rewriting of her life when Hannah re-entered it. She had never let so many people know her so well. 

[mechazushi]

Nothing serious, just a me thing. (I'm just stressing over bullshit, don't read too hard into this)

@bluevelvetea

@iceclew

Hey, sooo, um... I don't really know how to go about this so I'm just gonna say it.

Bluevelvetea has extended an invite to the Kn8 Discord server and Iceclew keeps saying that me and Her? should do a shared canvas thing? together and there's also someone on Ao3 that offered to make fanart for me and wanted to hit them up on Discord or somewhere else and....

I am very well aware that I haven't said anything about it, about saying that I'd love to or putting forth an effort to make that happen because...

I've... never had people to do that with. I've only had one irl friend so far and ever since i've graduated early and she went off to college, she's been ridiculously hard to get a hold of. She has shitty connection, she has a history of being broke so she has to sacrifice things on occasion, and she lets text pile up. I send her several texts over months and then when I DO finally catch her at a time where she can text me back, she'll drop at a random point in the conversation without telling me she left and I can't get a hold of her for another month. It doesn't help that she lets me do all the talking so I hardly know anything about her at this point.

My parents are next door neighbors and they come over often. I can't talk to my mom about things i'm into because she calls them "Irrational" and "Not useful" sometimes. I love talking about White and Nerdy things with my dad, but we can't really talk about the things we like in front of mom because she has this weird thing about hating listening to others talking and can't take it when me and dad talk about anime or a new reddit alien story he found. He can't catch up on things we both like because Mom gets on us for being on our phones too much and since he's around her more often than me, he just kinda stuck between gaming, helping mom around the house, or on his phone (He's out of a job right now because he's been in recovery from his second knee surgery, but mom wants the both of them to get jobs soon and for me to get a different one)

We love her, Its just she's a really big, "Gotta keep doing useful and important things" Kinda person? Not into sitting on asses and watching shows for too long. Really likes home improvement projects, does that make any sense? I can talk to her about things, but the only subject I feel like I can talk to her about are medical oddities or advancements, something her Scabble Go partners did, or how shitty it is that we're stuck in this town that we're in and can't do anything she considers fun, which is leaving state boarders and going ANYWHERE ELSE. She constantly wants greener pastures and the only thing that gets her to stop focusing on how monotonous her life feels is projects. Anything fanatical or imaginary she deems not worth the time and I feel like she judges others who enjoy that. I think the reason why her favorite genre of movies/shows is sci-fi is because it's escapeism crossing with potential realism. At the point in time where average citizens can escape their problems thanks to science and head to the stars, is where she would be happiest and that's the only thing she can get out of shows.

Anyway. the point is, I've never met people that wanted to talk to me about things I liked and gave me more options to express myself and my thoughts to others who might feel the same way. Being able to meet others who can do things I can't and being the person who inspired others to make something I can only literally dream of has been a kind of a bucket list item for me. I never thought I'd get to meet people who felt friendly enough with me on the internet to go out of their way to make art about something I've thought about without me having to pay for it or have chances to talk to others about something I've thought about and get responses about it back.

I definitely thought I would be on here for, like, another year or something before people would talk to me, let alone just... make something I spoke about into existence. Which is great, but it's also kinda scaring me a little. I'm one of those people that's afraid of change and I have a horrible habit of backpedaling to my comfort zone, even though it's supposed to be something that could be beneficial.

I'm probably blowing this way out of proportion than I should be, but not telling you guys about whether or not I want to join makes me feel like I'm unintentionally ghosting you on the subject and it's been eating me alive slightly. I feel like I've just been casually handed something I thought I had to earn and now that I have it, i'm chewing off my own hands over my own fear of the responsibility I think it comes with. I seek power only to cower from it once I have it. (anxiety sucks, doesn't it)

Another big thing is that I despise giving out my email. I hate dealing with it, I hate acknowledging that I have one, why does everything need to have my email just let me at the thing I want- *ahem* and apparently Discord falls under that. I've always wanted to have discord friends, it's was another shitty bucket list thing, I just never thought that I could be given the opportunity to do so and well.... you just read how I felt about that.

I've might have also given myself decision fatigue over "If I DID have Discord, where should I keep it?" I have a phone, I almost had to install the app anyway because I've been recently visiting a D&D group at a time where our Dm is having to telecommute at this point in time (We settled on a different solution and used someone else's appliance) But Mom is already on my ass about "Being on my phone too much" and "Its old, I should get it replaced" and "When are you going to do something different with you're life". And I don't know where or how to use this "Communal Live Canvas" Thing Iceclew's been asking me to try, but if it involves art, I draw better on my phone.

But If I put it on my laptop, where I keep my Tumblr access in, I can regulate how often I'm on the site. Mom doesn't know about my account (I think? She's seen the password for it but hasn't commented on why I have it? I'M NOT GOING TO TELL HER ABOUT IT. last thing I want to ever hear about is a lecture) But the decision cycles back around to "If I put it here, do I want to bite the bullet and sacrifice potential quality over how I could express my thoughts even though I have next to no artistic talent."

I guess I should go about this like a rational person and ask questions, but at this point I don't know If I'm just hunting for excuses to procrastinate.

I know this is hella long but I just thought I'd let you guys in on why haven't said anything on the subject and my head-space on why I'm like this, even thought this is probably just stupid and I'm overreacting and I don't want this to seem like a cry for help or anything. It's just that I'm so super thankful for meeting you two and how both of you really like listening to what I say and I'm just kinda overwhelmed at how easy this was. I honestly thought it would be harder to make friends online and I'm just reeling a little and in a kinda "Deer in headlights" mentality right now.

Blue, I'm very much aware that you said "No pressure" on the discord thing and I appreciate that, this is just how I am. I treat every minor decision like I'm the government, Taken six months too long with a shit ton of paperwork that could have just been settled as a gentleman's hand shake.

Ice, I really like the idea of working with you on something, but you might have to elaborate on how that works before I can feel okay enough to make a decision. I have a lot of irrational fears over things and exposing myself to new mechanics on the internet is one of them. I'm working on them, I just need Time and the universe hates it when I ask for it, that's all.

[lazaruspiss]

Justice League x RW/BY: Super Heroes and Huntsmen (Part One)

gonna be honest i kinda keep forgetting that this movie exists. the animation and music is very... rw/by. for better or for worse. corny quippy one liners. it's very corny. adding a cut bc this'll probably get a bit rambly.

AHHH THE FLASHBACK IS A STILL FRAME. the first thing to make me laugh wasnt even a joke it was the single still frame flashback. well. there was a slight zoom?

it's trying to be funny so bad its trying so hard. the serious dialogue is corny but could be worse. overall its better than the crossover comics? making the DC characters teenagers seems pointless.

oh god the dialogue is so hammy. the fists are hammed. weiss good and weiss dad bad yes i noticed. christ im only 8 minutes in. physically recoiling at some of the jokes. like its nothing jokes its nothinggg.

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE BRUCE? he's been on screen for like 10 seconds and he already sounds and acts like "wealthy teenage tiktok star tries to pander to the less ~economically privileged~" and god it keeps going it hasnt even been a minute yet. did they make them teenagers bc otherwise bruce wouldve run off and found some little boy to help him solve everything without the help of anyone else. is that why. bc honestly yeah adult bruce is hard to write into a team setting.

bruce continues to be embarrassing but also. im learning that the still image flashbacks are just a thing thats gonna happen in this movie. style wise its very much a rw/by movie, so its just probably not gonna hit for me. its the kind of show i watched in middle school and grew out of by 8th grade. even then, my interest kind of started and ended with the character design and the basic world building elements. emphasis on basic, trying to understand the more in depth aspects is a bit of a waste of time.

oh and im still at the 10 minute mark. "ive already gone through all the other dc x rw/by content" i thought, "might as well watch the movies" i thought.

i think theyre trying to write bruce doing a smart detective thing? unfortunately rw/by is very bad at writing people doing smart things. 1) cant stand bruces voice in this 2) god hes so annoying and this whole scene is embarrassing to watch.

GAHH. THE SAME FLASHBACK FRAME CLARK HAD BUT ZOOMED OUT THIS TIME. true cinema. and i think theyre alluding to time travel as well as dimension travel, so even the rw/by girls get to have weird "we're not where we should be" flashbacks.

diana manhandles the small boy, fun. it also rife with required reading bc if you arent fully dedicated to keeping track of all rw/by lore then fuck you. these movies dont seem to require much DC knowledge but they cram in a lot of references to rw/by lore that i only know from video essays put out by ex-fans.

hey guys did u remember that yang is lesbian. pretty cool right? right?? this movie is going by so slow.

MARI IS THAT YOU?? and jess... girls u deserve a better movie. oh vic got braids? nice. also that joke was nothing. all the jokes are nothing.

the best jokes so far have been. the ones about how convoluted and hard to get into rw/by is. because of course. sigh. i do think the DC characters are better utilized and integrated than they were in the comics at least. seeing mari and jess get animated is really cool, and overall i like the redesigns. a few of the characters have commented on suddenly being deaged but mari's acknowledgement of it is the first to feel like a natural line of dialogue rather than exposition.

montage of bruce learning to use his bat powers so that they can get that out of the way before he joins the rest of the group. separate things that were already discussed being re-discussed so that we can have a "everyone talks at once scene". they. what. huh? they had a normal conversation that landed on "lets split into groups since theres enough of us to reasonably do that. then they have an argument which ends at the exact same conclusion.

are they really gonna have a "yang thinks diana is hot and blake gets jealous" plot line? really? and another love triangle. cy tries to ask nora to explain this worlds weapons, noras boyfriend(?) gets mad and then cy gets mad back and ends up being the one everyone gets upset with. it feels a bit. just. super uncomfortable. cy wasnt flirting he was just. talking to nora.

oh thank god that bit is over. now back to jess! possibly the most interesting character here. her design is probably my least favorite of the bunch tho, just because it feel a bit... too anime? it reminds me too much of my danganronpa phase, lol.

jaune doing plot device things. jess introspection. its not the most interesting thing but its better than uh. whatever happened with cy earlier. sorry im still thinking about that. i think they were just going for hormonal and temperamental teenager moment but it uh. came off weird.

plot twist everything was uh. void. ptsd monster things. the plots about to get convoluted isnt it.

diana is pretty decently fleshed out in this one. and it looks like they didnt lean into the diana being hot as a source of relationship conflict that much aside from a few jokes, thank god.

for fucks sake shut up jaune i dont care about your dead girlfriend.

back to the monster fighting group, dear god theyre doing one of those. 2 guys fight over girl who goes "umm i can take care of myself >:(". GOD SHUT UP. FUCK. ITS A JEALOUS LOVE TRIANGLE PLOT. please let this die sooner rather than later.

bruce describes everything that was just established. bruce is emo. weiss tries to be nice. then back to jess and jaune. "i didnt realize how much i miss this place" yeah well i sure dont miss it. oh pyrra, however your name is spelled, you were the only character death that meant anything. now if only they didnt degrade her story into being all about jaune even in death.

have weiss and bruce just been on the computer this whole time. at least they eventually get a fight scene. lesbians to the rescue time. stuff and things. i still dont care and jaune. fuckin. creator self insert ass. he was originally comic relief/audience surrogate but turned into way too much of a main character. god jess deserves her own movie.

weiss please stop trying to recruit him this is just embarrassing. is this gonna be a whole thing? bruce deciding between earth and remnant? and god you cant put anime style gags in the middle of a serious scene. oh god theyre making bruce insecure about not having powers like the rest of the league. man who could've seen that coming. christ theres still 20 minutes left. FUCK AND A WHOLE SECOND MOVIE.

jess remains the coolest bitch in this movie. god why couldnt it be a jess green lantern movie.

lesbians on motorcycles, blah blah fight scene. oh god we're pretending batman is cool. fake flash? wheres real barry then :/ christ. they think this is a cool twist. tho possessed barry is pretty fun. god the actual canon explanation for making them teens was bc kilg%re figured the hormones would make them easier to fuck with.

obligatory "even teens can be leaders" speech. the determination of humanity or whatever.

HAAA BRUCE AND BARRY MORSE CODE COMMUNICATION. ok thats cute.

so smth smth final battle but theres a mysterious second bad guy so that they still have content for a second movie. i like how they show vixen's powers, that parts fun. jess does main character thing and kills big bad. bruces conflict about going home is resolved. cy goes and makes amends with nora and guy who likes nora, despite guy who likes nora being the one to cause all the conflict in the first place. they make the go home portals. set up for next movie.

[rrxnjun]

this is yet again going to be a long one maybe but i'm not going to say sorry😎 AND I LOVE U FOR TEXTING ME!! and coming off anon just so i can add the screenie lmao so another liebestraum anon reveal

the first one i just screenshoted cuz what in the world about the cookies and cream‼️ and the second one is just so☹️ i just really love it spoke to me on a personal level☹️☹️

TO STAY ON BRAND LMAO no but fruity ice creams slap and not going to lie to u i dont like chocolate ice cream .-.

I LOVE FALL BUT IM SCARED OF SEPTEMBER SO IM CHILLING WITH SUMMER RN EVEN THOUGH ITS MY LEAST FAV SEASON ITS FALL WEATHER RN ANYWAYS HAHA and thank u thank u again ur fics kept me sane so couldn't have done it without u ily💘💖 I WILL NEVER STOP BEING SAPPY!!!

i finished reading it around 3-3:30 am lmao i looked at the clock at like one am and i jjst said okay one more part and i just kept doing that till i finished the fic💀 but it was worth it kept thinking about the whole day!! i went to the park with my neighbors and somehow we talked about learning to drive and the whole time my brain just went oh haechan of the fic oh it was amazing lmao

GOT A WHOLE SPREADSHEET READY FOR COUNTING I TOOK IT AS A SERIOUS MATTER!! and i can't believe i was right crazy i thought i definitely missed some THANK U FOR THE PRIZE I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT SUNWOO PIC THO SCREAMING CRYING STILL !BEST PRIZE THANK U!

that happening irl some people have pretty interesting lives🫡 UR HAIR WONT GET MESSED UP IT WONT BE U DONT MANIFEST THE BAD VIBES DUDE!! i read hon and i just knew i had to mention it BUT I THOUGHT U USED IT INTENTIONALLY LMAO and can't argue with that it was deserved but can't let my man have false accusations going around even if he is crazy delusional and did what he did i have to protect his name🫡

OMG OMG WE GET A CSENKE REVEAL ON HERE AS WELL !!!! THE GROWTH !!!!!!! i was about to text u like hey girlie u forgot the anon button again but then i saw it was intentional and went :,)

i am with yn on this one cookies and cream needs to die like i HATE that flavor with a burning passion TT and the second one- ☹ see i wrote that for myself. u can see the jump from me being fine to being depressed to being fine again in that fic and HAHA and that part was just me reminding myself and assuring myself hhh i am glad it spoke to you <33

YOU DONT LIKE CJOCOLATE ICE CRWAM ???? BUT ITS A CLASSIC ???????!?!!! Our friendship might be ending right here and now ngl......

AAAH i get you !! especially since youre starting uni so it can get very scary but i promise u its gonna be all okay and exciting !! (Like if i ignore the homesickness and stress i felt last year, starting uni felt very new and exciting and i enjoyed it)). i cant wait for school to start ngl im so bored rn i need the routine 😭😭😭😭😭 also its so weird how this summer was summer for like.... a month....? and then it got cold again ??? like im not complaining since i like the colder weather but i didnt have a chance to go swimming this year so im ☹ and ily ily ily you keep me sane every day so im glad i was able to do the same

3??? AS IN THREEEEE AM ???? girl youre crazy no person should stay up so late to read my fic. but thats such an honor i- ☹☹ thank you <33 AHAHA i am glad u got reminded of my fic SHSJSJ but also same sometimes i drive and i get reminded of my own fic its crazy

A SPREADSHEET IM CRYING i kept a tally for each member. I lowkey forgot i mentioned them this much at the start i got surprised at seeing their names there 😭😭 but i am happy u enjoyed your prize ❤ special just for you

WE MANIFESTED WELL ALTHO NOT QUITE ENOUGH :((( i mean- it slipped out by itself THE PETNAME IS ROTTING MY BRAIN. its like sweetie? baby? babe? no. hon. why? my man uses it 🥰🥰🥰 also i cant believe u can still defend your man after all of that....unbelievable

[beef-brisket]

Adam: You good? I know I'm hot and staring is just second nature- but no offence, girlie, you're a little young for me. And my babe's kid, so....a little weird, too. No offence.

The princess snapped out of her thoughts when Adam mentioned her being to young- is that... really why he thought she was staring?!

Charlie: Huh-?! No! No- that's... not... nevermind.

Adam smiled: I know, kid. I'm a huge loss. Trust me, you wouldn't be the first babe to cry over not having me and you won't be the last. But hey, you're alright, y'know? Good prospects, a good head on ya shoulders, you're tall- so that's always a plus. And I'm sure one day, you'll find that special, sexy someone.

Charlie: I- oh god- Adam, please stop-.

Adam: I'm serious! You own a business, you're not a cunt, which... considering your upbringing- is a feat in its own right- don't tell my sister that. She'd kill me. But look. Guys? They come, cum and go, they're not worth your time, kid. Find someone who'll hang around for the hard shit.

Charlie: I-I'm with Vaggie- Adam!

Adam: Oh... oh...! A lesbian, huh~? Like pussy that much? Same, bitch. See? We have a lot in common!

Charlie covered her ears: I'm bi!

Adam gasped: Same! Holy shit, kid. We're like... pretty much twins. Honestly, I think we'll get along great.

Charlie: I... I think so, to.

Adam: Sweet! Well, good talk kid, really.

The princess stepped back as Adam stood, careful not to wake Lucifer

Adam: Hey uh, think you could stay here with him? He doesn't like waking up alone-.

Charlie: Huh-? Wait- where are you going?

Adam: Got a kid to push out. Contractions started when I started walking with this goof. So uh... yeah. Great talk, though!

Charlie: ...You're handling it good.

Adam shrugged: Just period cramps at this point.

Charlie: Whoa- wait. You... YOU have a period?!

Adam looked at her confused: No? What makes you think I have a period?

The princess glanced at his stomach before looking back up at Adam's face: Uh- no reason. Just... if you don't have one, how do you know...?

Adam: Kid, I was married for over 900 years and had six daughters, I know what a period fucking feels like, alright? So, I'm sorry to shatter your dreams of syncing up or whatever you chicks call it but uh... yeah, no.

Before Adam disappeared, Charlie grabbed onto his arm: Wait! Won't you... need someone with you?

Adam: Well... Lu's down for the count, he has his things to worry about and... no offence, but I don't want you or Vaggie to see my taint rip open, so... yeah.

Charlie: Y-Your TAINT?! Oh- good lord!

Adam laughed: It's fine, kid! I can actually shape shift a pussy this time so... hopefully no tearing but whatever.

Charlie: What about... what about Abel? Could he help-?

Adam: My kids' traumatised enough... I won't add to it. I'll be okay, kid. Trust me. I've done worse shit than deal with this... just... don't tell Lucifer you knew, okay? He's going to be pissed that he missed out again, so... let him put all of that on me, okay?

Charlie: I... I think you should wake him-.

Adam: Charlie. Look at him.

The princess did as she was told. Lucifer was out to it. Even asleep he looked exhausted.

Adam smiled: It's fine kid. Really. He can always knock me up again-.

Charlie cringed and let go of his arm: Just... just go.

Adam patted her head before disappearing. Hopefully, when her dad wakes up, he won't be mad at her.

Hell's Missing the Devil

@beef-brisket

Lucifer wasn't sure if he had heard Sera correctly but the serious tone and look on her face told him that yes she was in fact serious.

Lucifer: I'm sorry.... What?

Sera sighed, she sounded annoyed: We will put an end to the Exterminations and in exchange you will be up in Heaven as a prisoner.

That..... Didn't sound ideal.

But neither were the Exterminations.

He didn't understand, wasn't the whole point of him falling so that he would never see Heaven again? Didn't that defeat the purpose?

Unless...... There was more to it.

Sera: Think about it. Come back here tomorrow when you've made your choice. Make the right choice for once.

He scowled when she left. What a bitch.

Lucifer did think about it and that's when it dawned on him.

With Lilith gone and now Lucifer, Charlie would have to step up and rule Hell. Which meant that she wouldn't have time to run her hotel.

It was underhanded and sneaky..... It was so Heaven.

But by doing this....... He would be saving his daughter too. He didn't trust them not to go after her one day.

Charlie: Dad you can't.

Lucifer: Sweetie, I..... I know this isn't ideal but it's for a greater good.

Charlie teared up: What am I supposed to do without you!?

It was different when he was just holed up in the manor, at least she knew he was safe at home.

But in Heaven? Lucifer was considered a traitor. Who knows what they would do to him.

Lucifer hugged his baby girl tight: Y-you'll be okay...... I love you.

Charlie: ...... I love you too.

She didn't want to let him go. There had to be a way to bring him home.

The next day, Lucifer went to the embassy where Sera was waiting.

Sera: So?

Lucifer sighed, this felt like a mistake but he didn't know what else to do to keep Charlie and their people safe.

Lucifer: Alright.......

Sera: Good.

She snapped her fingers and a pair of silver bracelets appeared on his wrists and Lucifer suddenly felt very drained. They must be blocking his powers.

With another snap, handcuffs with a chain appeared as well, Lucifer walked with his head down through the portal with Sera.

He would have laughed when he heard Peter freaking out. But any amusement left him when Sera said who he would be staying with.

Sera: You'll be under Adam's watch.

It felt ironic in a way.

Lucifer felt like he had been handed a death sentence as Sera handed his chain over to the first man.

[boiled-emcs]

Blooming Panic hcs because I have literal brain rot but barely any of these are serious and you can tell who are my favs

Xyx

- has no idea what a grilled cheese sandwich is

- like you and Toasty were talking about having them for lunch or something and he goes “what the fuck is a grilled cheese sandwich. Do you,,,,do you grill two slices of cheese and eat it???? Is it just burnt cheese?????”

- you and Toasty are confused too but not with the same thing

- “YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A GRILLED CHEESE IS???????” “no?????” “ARENT YOU A GROWN MAN YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS”

- despite being a lawyer, he doesn’t actually know a lot of basic things

- “wdym I cant put white clothes and coloured clothes in the washer together, they’re both clothes” “…how are you almost 30”

- the eyeliner he’s wearing is actually the same eyeliner he applied 2 years ago

- you know how some ppl go for the crusty emo look?? Yeah, he perfected it

- has never been in the closet, he came out the second he knew so he could make even more jokes

- he wears a fairly large shoe size so he constantly says shit like “well u know what they say about men with big feet😏” “Xyx I’m in the middle of a raid SHUT THE FUCK UP”

- dislikes ham for no reason in particular, he just thinks it’s weird

- used to play the knife game a lot. Like a concerning amount

- hates hair gel cause it makes his hair Crunchy but he has to clean up nicely for work so he sits there and wants to wash his hair so bad but he can’t cause then he just has a weird mullet thing

- has a tongue piercing

- even though he uses “lawyer” words and makes lawyer puns constantly, no one knew his career until he outright told them

- “yeah so im a lawyer” “YOURE A WHAT?? HOW ?!??” “WHO THE FUCK USES THE WORDS PERJURY AND LIBEL IN NORMAL CONVERSATIONS???” “IDK ONION??” “okay fair u got me with that one”

- because only you and Toasty (started having voice calls after Xyx shared his face) have heard his voice, no one else in the server has any idea he’s Not American so they assume he’s American

- likes fairy bread. Like a lot. Maybe too much.

- no literally sometimes it’s all he eats for days. Every single meal it’s just. Fairy bread.

- he flusters so easy whenever someone is being genuine like you can say you want to peg him or smthin and he’ll flirt right back but if you tell him you want to cup his face oh so gently and kiss him slowly he breaks

- well actually if you say you wanna peg him he’ll probably get flustered too but ignore that

- he’s double jointed

- eats whipped cream right out of the can

- has extra teeth from when he was younger and his teeth are also Very Sharp

- makes fun of Toasty for having a peanut allergy

- “I thought u were fruity Toast, why can’t u handle nut?“ “for the love of god please stop” “…do u need to bring an epipen when u suck someone off” “STOP OMG WHAT IS WITH U TODAY” “wdym I’m like this everyday”

- always uses the perfect amount of cologne it’s terrifying, it’s never too much or too little

- got his appendix removed and needed his tonsils removed too but he wanted to keep them so they had to sedate him

- he was Not pleased

NakedToaster

- as implied earlier, they are allergic to peanuts

- he thinks they’re gross anyways so he doesn’t care really

- forgets that they’re really tall sometimes and smacks his head on shit constantly

- “hey, have you seen m- FUCKING SHIT. OW” “…u good???” “Yea sorry I threw my noggin’ into my doorframe again”

- references vines to an unhealthy extent. Even the rare ones that only he seems to know about

- they say the reference out loud and laugh but since no one else knows it they think they’ve just gone fucking crazy

- “ya know, like that one vine?” “No, no we don’t know”

- likes cheez-its but only after 1 am

- half Polish, 1/4 Estonian, 1/4 Russian

- why? Because they look so slavic it hurts and because I said so, fuck you

- likes cheese so fucking much it’s actually disgusting

- lactose intolerant

- only instrument he knows how to play is the fucking accordion but he doesn’t want to admit that so they just say they don’t know how to play any instruments

- avid reptile enjoyer, active amphibian hater

- stoner

- it just makes him feel weightless and warm and dizzy in such a good way so they smoke often but they prefer edibles, especially sweet ones

- gets super soft spoken and cuddly and sweet when high like the best way I can describe it is like subspace and it’s the cutest thing the World

- fairly good singer, often does little duets with Xyx when it’s late and they’re both inebriated in some way

- little spoon (I’m right about this)

- will wear the cat ears he bought as a joke for $20 or more

- probably plays League and mains Machine Herald

- “haha funny machine Russian man says the funny machine Russian man things that’s so silly of him”

- easiest person to fluster, you can say anything to them and he will turn bright red and stutter

- “your hair looks so cute today toasty :)” “hhhhhhhhthank u…”

- favourite drink is apple juice or warm apple cider

- actually has three monitors not two but the third one is only used to display a picture of big Marty at all times

- first time you saw it you broke down laughing and worried him because you looked like you weren’t properly breathing

- they probably have asthma

- got pneumonia once because he was too focused on final fantasy to take care of himself

- Toasty is actually autistic, this is true they told me himself

Quest

- can be worse than even Xyx when it comes to dirty jokes, but most of the time he doesn’t even realize he made such jokes

- puts someone random in the JAIL role every Tuesday depending on how badly behaved you are during the week in the server

- Xyx and Nightowl get this role the most

- likes to paint on skin like he really enjoys painting things like landscapes on someone’s forearm or back or stomach

- has accidentally drunk paint water several times

- whenever he gets a cut or he’s bleeding somewhere, he sucks all the blood off and thinks its a little bit tasty

- “no wonder I get so many mosquito bites, I taste delicious :^D” “what did u just type…”

- hates graham crackers for literally no reason

- takes gym mirror pics and sends them in general chat because everyone thinks he’s really hot

- even BIGLADY keysmashes over the pics

- Quest knows what he’s doing with those okay, but he likes to act completely oblivious

“[pic sent] finished my workout for today! :^) a bit sweaty but feeling pretty good” “ALSJSJSHSHS daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry.” “???? I know I’m like the server dad but what does that have to do with this??”

- good at poker, absolute garbage at blackjack

- only one other than Xyx to beat Onion at chess

- likes celery because of how crunchy it is he just munches on it all day long practically

- the other sever members make fun of him for it because they do not particularly favour celery

- his glasses are always so dirty

- doesn’t drink all that often but when he does it’s almost guaranteed he’ll get blackout drunk. Why?

- he’s a fucking lightweight. And it’s kinda sad how little it takes for him to get absolutely fucking hammered

- thinks fish are very interesting

- likes frogs :)

- this has lead to arguments between him and Toasty, the resident amphibian hater

- “frogs are awesome!! Theyre so cute and little!!” “Are u prepared to die for those opinions? Because frogs are dogshit and I stand by that” “@NakedToaster has been timed out for 5 hours”

- will have quiet/silent calls with Nightowl with some quiet lofi music in the background where Quest does his work and Nightowl does him homework

- Quest loves lofi music and I will die on this hill

- throughly enjoys building 3D models of things

- probably the reason half the server has a praise kink and it’s completely by accident

- somehow always wins at Rock Paper Scissors??? No one knows how he does it

Nightowl

- has mild deuteranomaly (red green colourblindness type where they can usually see most shades of green)

- it’s not usually an issue though tbh and it doesn’t come up much for him in his day to day life

- hates apples and but loves apple slices

- uses kid toothpaste because he hates minty toothpaste

- used to have braces and would change the colour of the bands literally every appointment

- sucks at chess but dominates at checkers like he’s so fucking good at checkers

- has eaten a glass marble once and hasn’t seen it since

- has hundreds of tiktok drafts and most of them are thirst traps

- once super glued his hand to a wall and the fire department was in fact called

- has bpd but has never gotten treatment because he doesn’t know what it is and his mom talks shit about mental health stuff so he never even thought about going to therapy

- owns an Xbox 360 and plays it frequently

- has a massive scar on his thigh from attempting and failing at climbing a tree when he was younger

- is the reason why there is a “horny jail” role on the server

- listens to Kpop and tries to get the others into it the way Toasty tries to get ppl to play final fantasy

- tried sharpening his teeth with a nail file before and his dentist has been suspicious of him ever since

- “your teeth look sharper than they did the last time you were here” “haha that’s crazy…anyway-“ “🤨”

- has dyed his hair every colour of the rainbow but eventually got too tired of the upkeep and stopped

- his favourite snack are gushers

- has an Instagram account where he posts his art and has like 200K+ followers on it

- he wants an eyebrow piercing so bad but thinks it would look weird on him but the second that anyone would suggest it he would cave immediately and get one

- likes bang energy drinks, favourite is the cotton candy flavour

- has mixed bang with vodka once and lets just say he never did it again

- surprisingly steady hands

- really good with kids!!! He loves them so so much and they love him back!!! Used to babysit for family friends and family

- kind of a picky eater

- likes to dip his fingers in candle wax to make a little wax tower and then when it gets to be pretty tall he pops it off, lets it melt, and does it again

- he’s god at math but he’s kinda bad at reading because he’s severely dyslexic

- wears gold shimmer eyeshadow and puts on eyeliner everyday no matter what

- uses tone tags and has learned to ask for clarification when he’s confused about the tone of a sever message

[kavaeroexe]

sudden acceptance

 Yan!Anakin x Jedi!reader

request by : @oyasumimosura​

summary : if i can’t have you, no one can.

warning : typos, bad grammar  

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another day, another slay, you thought, as you walk slowly, checking every corner in the Jedi temple, everything was in peace, padawans learning with their masters, a jedi that training, all of this is a daily scenery you see everytime you’re in the jedi temple, nice da, the weather is nice as well.

“Mas..ter.. Y/N!!!!!!” 

alright you know who’s voice is this..

“Anakin do not run in the hall!!!!”

and of course him...

a hug you received in the matter of second, and a bunch of grumbled noise, wandering in every pair of your ears.

“We’re just done from a mission, and we succeeded! are you proud of me??”

Anakin Skywalker, he’s only 14 yet he has the energy well of a 10 man, if you could say, “Skywalker, remain calm, the victory is not the end of your achievement and journey, there is so much more things you’ll experience in the future, but i must say congratulation on your success, with your waster as well.” you take a look at his masters, and then you flashes a formal smile.

you could see he’s releasing his hugs away from you and looking at his master with some...uncertain weird expression..?

“come on master, i’m the one taking care of the evacuation and the droid!”

“Alright alright, its all your work, great job”

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“Do you remember about ‘no attchment’ rule, Skywalker?” you asked while you’re sipping your tea, as well as he looking at his lightsaber, he then nodded, “Of course, why?”

“Nothing, i just want to say that, i think attchment is okay as long as you know and learn how to let go of it” you looked at him with a smile

“Are you talking about me? with who?”

“senator Amidala of course, you guys seems to be a great couple- why are you laughing?” you looked at him laughing as you out you tea on the table, and the he shrugged his shoulder. “I’m not attracted to senator Amidala, i see her as a great family and bestfriend, or maybe like a sister”

“Oh...well then my bad”

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“Tell me, who do you like more, master Kenobi or me?”

“huh? why asking that so sudden?”

you stop cleaning your lightsaber, and then shocked to see Anakin’s face slowly close and closer than you, his face is serious, absolute serious

“Well...why are you asking that?”

“You treat Master Kenobi the same as you treat me, does he means something special to you?”

“huft... i must say.. you both are an important figure to me, but you both are as important to each other for me, no one’s better at this point, so i can’t decide”

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“Master Y/N...i like you”

you look at him with a confused feelings, not because of the Jedi rule, or anything, but you don’t sexually attracted to him, you see him as a little brother

“You know friendzone right?”

“are you.. not accepting my love, master? you told me attchment is fine-’

“but i see you as a family, Skywalker, i’m sorry but you’re being familyzone”

“wha-”

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“How does Anakin these days?”

“he works well but sometime he’s on his mind for quite long time, but not everyday, somethings happened between you and him?” Obi-wan standing beside you, and then you shake your head, “Nothing serious, but i’m afraid its something serious for him.”

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“Hey, Anakin- i just want to have a small talk with you.. can i?” you stand in front of him, as he nodded slowly and you both went somewhere more private.

“I’m so sorry about the last incident..i should have not say that.. but i don’t know what to say, i watch your grow up, and all i could see in you is that you’re a little brother to me, the one that’s still stubborn and.. delinquent..” you explained yourself, holding Anakin’s hand tightly and sighed, you could see Anakin’s state just by looking on his face, sorrow.. sadness, disappointment..

“It’s okay master Y/N, i understand.. i was being rushed towards this..” He replied, holding your hand back and start rubbing them slowly, you must admit, you could feel the warmth in every single his brush at your hands.

all of that quiet, peaceful moment of silence, quickly ruined by his hands closing your mouth tightly, you could feel that he’s putting something at your mouth, you grabbing his arms to let it go from your mouth, but you could feel that Anakin is giving his full strength to close your mouth and harshly making you swallowing that pills that he put into your mouth.

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“If i can’t have you, no one can.”

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“A-anakin stop- stop-! please...” You begged him, because you’re the only thing you could do, even though you actually know that he will not stop despite how many times you begged him.

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time flies, isn’t it? 

you look at the bright sunset, holding a book tightly, so tight that your hands tremble holding it.

“Ma, ma!” the twins shouted, tugging at your sleeve needily, making you smile at them and asking what they need or want

“Tell me more about your journey! about... about- what is it Cezanne?” one of the twins looking at her other sibling, who then replied with “Jedi! mom says Jedi duty!”

you let out a chuckle, and then ruffling your own twins as they laugh together loudly. “Come on!! tell me your mission where you’re with dad! just onceeee” your one of the twins named Zeno, jumping and then begged you to tell the story about their father.

“Your father? pff alright, sit nicely please, and grab your snack in case you need it since now”

“Okay!”

You thought giving birth to the child that you never wanted is going to be hard for you, but you slowly understand, that you can’t change everything that already happen, so instead to be frustrated and be mad about it, you prefer to enjoy everything that the world have given to you.

even though you could never forget your desperate feeling and the trauma you get because of the unwanted accident, you still try not to involving your kids to something in your past, because they have nothing to do with your past, the must not bearing something they shouldn’t bear for.

“If Father and you is a good to each other and Father is still alive, then why would you guys separate?”

“Well many reasons to tell, but you can meet your father one day”

“the three of us can!?” Zeno shouted in excitement, as Cezanne following Zeno’s shout by looking at you.

“Well, we’ll see about that”

Well at least they can’t..

but you would never.

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“MOMMM!!” 

a girl crying while hiding under the cabinet, looking at her mother hugging them tightly, before the mother locked the cabinet and then run somewhere, leaving the twins alone.

“Cezanne.. its okay.. Mom will be okay, she’s a Jedi!”

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You run into the explosion mess and chaos around the city you live in, all of the building are in fire, many people run, as you grab your lightsaber tightly, you told people to run into the right direction for safety.

“Y/N L/N.”

You stopped helping people evacuating, as you looked where did the sound come from, to see a man with black mask and dressing in a whole black suit. the tense and the pressure is very clear to you, you could say the range between you and him is only a few meters.

you could feel from the force who’s this man.

“You haven’t changed a lot i see.”

The man speak for himself, you just stand there, but your hand are ready to defend yourself in any time.

“Do you know who i am?”

the man speak once again, just to look at you grows more serious, and then sighed. 

“Unhappy to see you again....

Skywalker.”

he get his lightsaber ready, and pointing right to you, you make a move too by turning your lightsaber on, the only lightsaber that you have been using since you’re still a padawan.

“After all of this time, i search for you, turns out you live in this pathetic planet? You deserved to live somewhere better, like under the Empire’s command and support.” He talks again, but still haven’t moving his feet in a single bit, so do you, just standing there waiting for him to start the move first.

“for the better both of us, i would say you should join me, so we could be together again...

Master Y/N.”

“Its for your own good, its not even consider a good decision for Cezanne and Zeno-”

“you’re taking care a child?” he replies quickly, cutting your words.

You click your tongue. “You’re creation, Skywalker. or should i say.. Darth Vader?” you swing your lightsaber, pointing at him for a moment, “ i should say that the father of the kids already dead, you’re not Skywalker anymore, am i right?” you replied again, leaving his words in silent.

“I’m better than Anakin, i could take care of you, and your kids.”

“Like you treat me 7 years ago?”

he can’t stand it anymore, he swings his lightsaber to you, but you never burying your strength, so it takes a long time for him to taking you down, until...

“MOMM-” a girl screaming while holding a blaster, so does with another girl, who’s holding a blaster as well.

“hm?” the Darth Vader catch his eyes at the twins, and then he look at you, who’s looking worriedly over the twins.

“Cezanne, Zeno! what did i tell you before!?” you shout, finding yourself struggling defensing your children when Vader just swing his lightsaber to you, who’s defending Cezanne and Zeno.

“i see, they’re your weakness then.” he spoke right before he stabs you in your left shoulder, leaving the children screaming in fear and then holding you tightly who’s finally falling to the ground.

“but don’t worry, if you come with me, you’ll no need to worry over them, and you’ll be as strong and powerful like the one you use to be, Master Y/N.” 

He lend you a hand, but you slap that hand away and then hissed at him, holding your children tightly.

“Seems like i don’t have a choice.. then.”

“Mom... y-you okay?”

“Mom what happened!?”

there you are, getting choked by the force, but you don’t want to lose in here, right now, so you’re using the force to chokes him as well

chocking competition basically

but guess who’s the one who’s more professional at chocking

that’s him

“You shall come with me Master Y/N, and we’ll live happily again, and living the way we used to do...”

[iwadori]

Haikyu boys when they make you insecure PT 1 (Kenma,Kuroo)

Part 1 Part 2  Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6.

Word Count:3k 

genre: angst, fluff

masterlist

Kenma:

You and Kenma have been in a long distance relationship for a while.

Both of you stream, Kenma doing it seriously for his job and you just playing it for fun,

Sometimes you stream together of course but because of your difference in audiences and games you don’t do it all the time

“Bye guys! Hope you enjoyed todays stream” You wave off to the camera and shut off your PC taking a few sips of water.

Kenma: Hey.. nice stream today Y/N are you going to watch mine?

Y/N: Of course I will 

Kenma: Ok talk to you later

Y/N: okayy <3

Kenma is what inspired you to stream, he also taught you all the ins and outs of streaming making sure you were set and ready. Your gaming style was very relaxed and friendly as you obviously weren’t streaming as a career just for fun and to make friends with your online viewers. The games you played were usually: minecraft, COD, Sims 4, Roblox, Animal crossing and *Insert your favourite game here* the way I literally named all the games I play 

You wait for Kenmas stream to start, kind of excited as you’ve always loved seeing your boyfriend in his ‘element’ when it comes to playing to games. As your boyfriends stream starts you see he’s already chosen what game he is playing today which is to your surprise Call of duty, since that was the game you were playing earlier.

As he gets into the stream you are entertained, as always since Kenma was being his usual self laughing at his own deadpan jokes and interacting with his viewers. He is currently waiting for his capture the flag game to start so as he waits he decides to read some comments in the chat.

You’re used to the usual ‘Kenma where is Y/N I miss your usual streams together’ or ‘kenma please RAIL me’ which always makes you laugh. You were also used to the common hate comments Kenma and You both got on your streams but you were definitely not ready for this..

@ Ihatewomanandiamadick : Hey Kenma did you see your girls stream today she is so dog shit at COD lmaoooo jhdfkjdrhdrr

“Well hello ihatewomenandiamadick” started Kenma “but yes I did see Y/N stream and obviously she is not the best at games and I would definitely NOT ask her to team with me for any serious gaming competitions ... but she’s fun to watch I guess” as he finished speaking about you his game loaded up so he focused his attention on that the words he just spoke going to the back of his mind as they end up at the forefront of yours.

You obviously knew you were no match for Kenma’s gaming expertise but you didn’t expect him to publicly agree with a hate comment let alone add more of his imput on you. Did he really think that about you? ‘She’s fun to watch I guess’ did he not even enjoy your streams that much?

You wanted to distract yourself, and you definitely couldn’t do that watching him so you close off of his stream and get in your bed deciding to watch your favourite show. 

Waking up at 6pm after your sad nap, you see that Kenma has left some messages to you,

Kenma: hey did you watch my stream?

Kenma: do you want to facetime later and play some minecraft..?

Kenma: y/n r u ok??

Y/N: oh hey cnt play minecraft w you rn not really in the mood..

Kenma: oh ok..

Time passed since then a month to be exact and you basically dropped off of the face of the earth, you weren’t in the mood to do anything let alone game and stream, which was a constant reminder of your boyfriend (something you didn’t want at the time.) 

You felt embarrassed over all the things he said about you and all the things you now think he thinks about you and the way you play. Maybe he thinks even worse things about you, beyond just how you game? What if he doesn’t even genuinely like you...or he has someone else...it does make sense, you do both live miles and miles away from eachother AND he’s a big streamer you see the amount of girls in his comments.

You shake your head to erase your protruding thoughts coming in your mind, but it doesn’t really help. You and Kenma haven’t spoken much over this month he tried to constantly reach out to you at first but you assume he got bored over your constant, repetitive dry texts. So you were almost content with you and Kenma not even being in a relationship anymore.

However on Kenma’s side, he was beyond worried about you. Since you haven’t been streaming or barely responded to his texts he thought something happened to you, but he didn’t want to be seen as ‘overstepping boundaries’ if there was nothing wrong at all with you and you simply were just ‘not in the mood.’ 

So here he is, in Kuroo’s apartment trying to get him to help him out on finding out what is wrong with you.

“So kenma can you remember what happened the day when Y/N went ‘ghost’“ asked Kuroo in a mock detective voice

“Y/N didn’t go ‘ghost’ Kuro, and take this seriously” said Kenma “I’m worried bout her”

“Okay fine, but for real what’s the last thing you remember before she started acting all weird.” 

“Umm I think it was around a month ago I did my saturday stream and I think she was on it but she didn’t leave her usual nice comments throughout”

“Ohh that was the stream when you sai-” Kuroo said before pausing his words as the memory of what Kenma said about you on his stream came in his mind, as even Kuroo thought it was a tad bit harsh for Kenma to say all those things “I think I know why Y/N has been so distant kiddo”

“What why?” Asked Kenma

Kuroo pulls out his phone and brings up the clip off what Kenma said and Kenma’s face cringes ‘did he really say all those things about you’ he thinks. 

“Shit.. I didn’t know I said all of that” he said quietly “how do I make it up to her?”

“There’s only one thing you can really do Kenma” said kuroo

You are woken up out of your sleep by a knock on the door. Getting out your bed like a zombie, you trudge to your front door only surprised by what you see. There in his 5′6 glory stood your ‘boyfriend’ Kenma with a controller and a kitten teddy in his hand. You were very tempted to shut the door in his face and get back to your dreamless sleep but you waited on him to speak.

“Hi Y/N” he said quietly “wanna play some minecraft...?”

“Why so you can ridicule me on how shit I am?” You ask bitterly ready to shut the door on him

“No! No not all” he said stopping you from shutting the door entering your place “Y/N i’m really sorry on what I said, I wasn’t thinking AT ALL... I love watching your streams and I think you’re great at playing games...I was just being a dick,”

You take a deep breath before tears pool in your eyes “what you said really hurt me kenma..” you say “ I know people say shitty things on the internet all the time... it’s the internet. But I wasn’t expecting you to agree with the hater and say even more shitty things on top of that.. I don’t think I want to even stream anymore”

Upon hearing that, Kenma’s mouth parts open with shock ‘you dont want to stream anymore’ were his comments that bad? Now he feel even worse as he should and is now more determined to make things right. 

He impulsively drags your arm into your game room, catching your surprise ‘what is he up too?’ you think. He stops for a second seeing your usual pristine gaming set up, collected up with dust. 

“What are you do-” you start 

“Just wait!” He says, as he rushes away turning on all your stuff and logging onto his twitch account as he sees the views go up he starts to speak

 “Hi guys, its me kodzuken and today I’m here on stream with my beautiful girlfriend and today I want to say..” he turns to you “Y/N im so sorry for the horrible things I said to you that day... I was just being a dick and I’m sorry I really am.”

You look at the chat and you see some confusion and some people recalling his words from last month. “It’s fine Kenma, I forgive you” you say giving him a hug”

“Okay Y/N, so what do you say... wanna beat my ass at bed wars?” He says with a smirk 

“When have I ever loss?” you return his smirk

Of course you did beat his ass as bed wars for rounds on rounds never losing proving yourself to actually be a good gamer girl. You enjoyed your time with Kenma, forgetting what he said before about you and moving on. 

Eventually, you guys moved in together and streamed together all the time and yes you still do play for fun but you’ve gotten way better at COD (some may say better then Kenma) but who is better didn’t matter to any of you, as long as you got to play together that’s all you both cared about.

Kuroo:

Kuroo and you have been together since you were in your first year of high school 

You met as friends first when you got him to tutor you in chemistry ( a subject you still aren’t that good at.)

Now you have your upcoming entrance exams for university in a month so your school has you doing mock exams in preparation for them.

20%

You look down at your chemistry paper that your teacher just handed you. 20%. You’re surprised, very surprised since out of all your subjects (that you go 90+% on) you studied on the chemistry test the hardest ensuring Testurou, that you didn’t need his help at all. But I guess it turns out, you did.

This failing mock grade put a blunder on your day, you didn’t interact with anyone and didn’t want to see your boyfriend so you skipped your usual routine of meeting him on the rooftop and went to the library instead ‘might aswell start early on your studying’ you thought.

As you were going over your chemistry topics, you hear an ‘ahem’ next to you and you turn your head only to find your boyfriend and his friends next to you. Kuroo with his usual goofy smile on his face. 

“Hey kitten where were you at lunch?” he asked 

“Needed to go to the library, Chemistry is kicking my ass” you mumbled 

“Oya” he said as he noticed your chemistry test laying under your textbook “20%, well damn Y/N I knew you were stupid, but I didn’t know you were that stupid” he laughed doing his stupid usual hyena-like laugh.

Ouch well that hurt. You slightly flinched at his words, “Really your name, you didn’t know the molecular formula for ethanol, that’s first year work” he said continuing to laugh “I’m pretty sure that’s one of the first things I tutored you on when we first met” 

His overbearing laughter was not good for you, you were already having a bad day and yes you do know your not that good at chemistry but you didn’t need your chemistry-enthusiast boyfriend to make fun of you for failing. Kenma and Yaku stood there awkwardly obviously aware of how bad Kuroo is making you feel but they didn’t really know how to stop his friend in the moment.Whilst he’s still dying of laughter you decide to pack up your stuff and leave the library.

You managed to get your Chemistry tutor to let you retake your mock paper in a week so that means, extra hard studying with no distractions you definitely can’t fail again. Since studying on your own was definitely not a good option, and you couldn’t go to Kuroo (especially after he ridiculed you) you decided to ask the second smartest person you know to tutor you.

Y/N: Hey Yaku! Can I ask you a favour?

Yaku: Hi Y/N what do you need??

Y/N: I have my chemistry retake next week, and as you know from your loud-loud friend I failed my recent test so can you tutor me?? 

Y/N: Pleaseeee

Yaku: Ok Y/N why can’t you ask Kuroo you know that he’d be more than happy to help

Y/N: Yakuu pleasee just help me out 

So there you was, nearly a week done with your study sessions with Yaku and you’re feeling way more confident than before. 

“Y/N what is the functional group of a Carboxylic Acid” Yaku asked

“umm... COO?” 

“Great! that’s correct Y/N” he praises i dont actually know if it’s correct or not

You then hear a knock at Yaku’s front door and hear his mum let the person in, Kuroo then enters Yaku’s bedroom with shock plastered on his face surprised to see you here.

“Y/N...hey?” he says confused “what are you doing here?”

“Oh Mori-chan is just helping me with chemistry for my retake tommorow” you say nochalantly internally smiling at the twinge in Kuroo’s face at the purposeful use of Yaku’s first name.

“So why didn’t you ask me to help you know I’m a chemistry whiz” he asks

“Maybe I’m too stupid to be taught under your tutelage” you mumble “since I seem to forget whatever you teach me, even when it’s 3 years ago... but ok”

“Y/N I-” he starts 

“Oh save it Kuroo, I have studying to do” you say cutting him off

“But I-” he tries

“So Mori-chan COOH is the function group of ethyl ethonate right?” you ask ignoring your boyfriend who is now at a lost for words

“ummm yeah it is” says yaku who is clearly feeling heavily awkward at the tension in his bedroom.

Kuroo leaves and you and yaku finish off the studying for the night, you did feel a little bad for being a bit mean to Kuroo but it’s karma for him being a dick to you. 

You wake up the next day ready for your exam which was first thing in the morning, before you hand in your phone you see a message from Kuroo,

Kuroo: I know you’re still mad at me, but I think you’re going to do so well on this test. You’re not stupid at all, you’re really smart and I love you < 3 

Kuroo: Good luck Y/N

You don’t respond to the message but smile at the sincerity of it and thankful for the boost of confidence it gave you before you start your exam.

Finishing the exam with a smile, you were confident you did well as everything you and Yaku went over was on the paper and you’re almost certain you atleast got more than 75%. You have to wait an hour before your teacher can give you your results, so in the meantime you might aswell reconcile with Kuroo.

When you exit the classroom, standing there was Kuroo who seemed to have been waiting for you for the whole duration of the exam.

“So how was it?” Kuroo asked, apprenhensive as he assumed you would just ignore him like you did at Yaku’s house.

“It was fine, I think it went alright..” you say

“Kuroo”

“Y/N”

You say simultaneously, he pauses for a second to let you speak “I’m sorry I was being so stand offish when we were at Yaku’s I just wanted you to see I could do it on my own, and when you called me stupid I really took that to heart since you and I both know that Chemistry wasn’t ever my best subject” 

“I’m sorry too, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad, and since it was only a practice test I didn’t think you’d take it to heart but I am sorry I know you aren’t stupid.”

Before you got to say anything else, your Chemistry teacher exited the room with your chemistry paper in hand. Kuroo grabbed your hand anticipating your nerves and gave it a gentle squeeze.

“Miss L/N” said your teacher “Well done on your chemistry test” he turned your test around to sure a perfect 100%. Both you and Kuroo gasped, you were elated to say the least you wanted to jump up and down in excitement but a PERFECT 100%.

“I’d also like to add that you have now got the top chemistry score in the school beating the previous title holder Kuroo Testurou” said your teacher, this made Kuroo open his mouth even wider in surprise nearly making you giggle at his response. 

Your teacher took his leave, leaving you and Kuroo in the hallway “ I guess i’m the chemistry whizz now “ you say wiggling your eyebrows just as Kuroo did to you before at Yaku’s this made him chuckle as he came to put his arm around you.

“Y/N don’t get ahead of yourself now, you may have won this battle but I will win the war” he said smiling

In the final exam, you continue your winning streak also getting a near 100% and still beating Kuroo which didn’t matter to either of you, now you’re just like him cracking chemistry puns and jokes all the time which none of your friends appreciated but atleast Kuroo found them SODIUM funny.

AN: Please kill me for the last line of Kuroos, I didn’t really like Kuroo’s since it was a bit self indulgent with my hate for chemistry but what do you guys think?

[adore-u-ls]

where is she?

a logan sargeant fic cos i wanted to. i have two ideas for this title so this one is going to be the kinda cute soft maybe a lil angst idk how it’s gunna go i’m winging it based on one of my scenarios i like to imagine when i go to sleep. completely unedited and self indulgent. probably also rlly bad, if u wanna comment/judge feel free

looking at the usual crowd of prema team members sat having lunch, logan was a bit confused when he didn’t see the other usual, almost permanent fixture of your high ponytail intermingled with the mens short hair. approaching the group, the question was hot off his lips.

“where’s natalie?” he spoke with an air of desperation that he hoped the mechanics didn’t hear.

“oh, she wasn’t feeling too well so dino said he would try smuggle her to the ferrari motorhome to sleep. i don’t know why but we’ve not had an urgent sent help text so i assume he managed” one of them, pablo, garbled out around what logan guessed was a bacon cheeseburger. tasty, he supposed.

“i’ll text dino and tell him you’ll come see her, if you want” pablo offered nicely, easing logan’s sense of desperation and removing the anxiety of how he would get around to seeing you without making it obvious to everyone, you weren’t hiding your relationship but you also weren’t screaming it from the rooftop.

“yeah, if you could. i’ll go take her to williams so i can give her a ride back to the hotel after” falls from logan’s lips and before he has chance to think of the implications, he’s turned on his heel and is making his way up towards the ferrari motorhome.

worry starts to gently nip at the back of logan’s throat as you hadn’t mentioned anything about being sick and he wonders how long it had gone unnoticed or if you suddenly got really sick and now it was really serious. the worry stops nipping now and starts sinking it’s teeth in to his skin as scenarios of dino being on his phone as you turn blue and rushing you to hospital swirl around his head. he was being overdramatic and he knew it but that worry had left it’s bite marks and no matter how many times he tried to tell himself they aren’t real, he blinks and it’s like they’ve bitten straight in to his brain.

he rounds the corner, panting slightly and he wonders when he started running but dismisses it quickly as he leaps up the ferrari stairs and opens the door to be greeted with several weird stares, he is a carlin f2 driver in the f1 ferrari motorhome after all.

luckily, he spots charles or rather charles spots him as he stands up immediately exclaiming “logan, hello mate. how are you? what are you doing here?” and offering a hug to the younger american. reciprocating the hug, he says “hey charles, yeah i’m good thanks. i dont wanna intrude but did dino bring natalie here? she wasn’t feeling well and i ju-“

charles cuts him off, quickly noting the glint of anxiety in logan’s eyes “yeah yeah she’s with carlos now actually. you know how he is with her, the second dino brought her here he was fussing over her like a madman, come on”

charles leads him to a door and knocks twice. the door is quickly inched open by carlos who widens it upon realising it’s logan and ushers him inside.

logan’s eyes fall to your figure curled up under a ferrari jacket and he sees how your usual glowing skin looks papery and haggard, your breathing stifled by slight wheezes and sniffles, your hair dismantled from its usual style spread this way and that away from you.

“she came in and fell straight asleep, dino and i have been watching over her. dont worry, she’ll be okay, just a flu” carlos says placing his hand on the americans shoulder and logan knows he should be reassured and he is. partly. but there’s a part of him that sees the “d.beganovic” on the jacket and his stomach stirs slightly but not with anxiety anymore.

carlos thinks it’s safe to leave now that logan is here and pats his shoulder once before making his exit.

he knows it’s silly, in fact he knows it’s very silly but that doesn’t stop “can she not have another jacket that isn’t dinos?” being spat under his breath as he takes off that ferrari jacket and replaces it with his own. he knows the younger drivers, apparently mostly ferrari academy drivers, had heart eyes for natalie. he understood it of course, he was head over heels for her. but he knew that they knew about their relationship, natalie was a mother figure (“frued eat your heart out” he thinks laughing internally) to them and she disclosed their relationship to them, ollie had backed away with the heart eyes, charlie kept following her like a lost puppy but logan knew he just needed an idol, james got over his “ typical teenage crush on an older person” stage quickly but dino. in logan’s eyes, dino kept trying to flirt and make an effort with her. he was sure it wasn’t intentional because dino isn’t disrespectful, logan just thinks he needs to make it violently clear she’s off limits.

as the thought starts to fade into nothingness, dino walks in and looks a little like a deer in headlights when he realises logan is sat in what was carlos’ seat “oh, uhm hey logan. she looked really sick and i wanted to take care of her you know?”

“thank you dino and as much as i appreciate you for this, can we have a chat?”

dino goes from looking a little wide eyed to looking like he has dinner plates for eyes “uhm, oh yeah sure”

“dino, you know about me and nat don’t you?” logan starts off, not wanting to scare the poor boy

“y-yeah why” dino stumbles out

“you seem to be trying to flirt or make “moves” on her, whether you realise it or not i don’t know but i would really appreciate it if you could stop it towards my girlfriend please?”  succinct, not harsh and over with logan thought, mentally patting himself on the back for not letting his small pool of jealousy bubble over into a lake.

“oh.” dino blanches “yeah, i’m sorry i didn’t even realise. i’m sorry. i’ll cancel my plans with her”

“no dino. you don’t have to do that. i’m not going to stop you being friends. jeez i’m american but i’m not that bad” logan jokes and sighs a bit as dinos eyes stop glossing over with tears and return to their normal stage “ i want you to continue your relationship with each other, i just want you to be aware it’s platonic, okay? we can all still hang out together, i don’t hate you. i’m just letting you know”

dino nods slightly feeling the words “thanks” pull themselves from his throat.

“come here, hug it out okay?” the american brings the taller into a big and they pat each other on the back.

you open your eyes briefly to the vision of a tall brunette hugging your brunette and allow them to flutter shut again as you snuggle your way back to dream land.