#bigoot

[brorroraath-and-sparrowpine]

Please don’t kill him, as you will be charged with some type of homicide in Magic Court™. He is sentient and actually very chill.

(OOC: why do you format it as “BigFoot”. No judgement /gen)

Weird laws

In Texas, it is legal to kill BigFoot if you ever find it.

[construction-cat]

Today, we decided to head down to the local sub shop for coffee break. Our driller started talking about the recent earthquakes in Japan and how they were getting worse because the earth's poles were flipping. I told him that the poles flipping would do more solar flare related stuff cuz it's not like the earth itself is flipping. It's just the magnetic field. He starts arguing with me about how the earth DOES physically flip on its side and how it happens every 100,000 years, and it's crazy destructive, and it's what caused all the biblical floods and shit. I told him that's crazy the earth definitely does not flip on its side every so often. He goes, "Oh? How do you know? Were you there?" "WERE YOU???" He starts saying how all the scientists are saying that's what happens and how I should go look it up and ask the scientists because that's what's gonna happen. OK. So we walk back to the jobsite, and I go into the office box and ask the inspector (a geologist. A man whom you could call an authority on what the earth do and do not do) and I go "ok mister scientist, is the earth gonna flip?" "Wtf no?" The driller walks in and I turn and go "SEE I TOLD YOU. I TALKED TO THE SCIENTIST LIKE YOU SAID" so he starts going off about how the inspector wouldn't know and that he'd show me the TV show he got this from to "prove" he was right about this. It was some history channel shit dawg. Some gotdang finding Bigfoot ass shit.

[hyenaswine]

the absolute desperate panic & profound sense of grief i experienced when i couldn't find the gay bigoot image right away

[funemploymentradio]

OF MONSTERS AND MAYORS

Today: It was an exciting weekend, we went to the Bigoot Center and saw a bunch of bigfoot stuff, Sarah had an interesting interaction, always be sure to check your Amazon returns, how many trees can you hug, and more - have a great day all!

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[mistersamshearon]

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[bigfootmountain]

[51areas]

Ep.4 Marc Coppell (The Moehau Man - New Zealand's Bigfoot)

[somenerdthing]

This was probably an interesting episode…..

[nottherealajhq]

When is bigoot avatar releade

Jammer, our wonderful and joyous Bigfoot has always been here with us. To purchase your very own bigfoot avatar, please follow the steps below!

To launch this hidden feature, you have to be in your den by yourself and you have to have the “Switch Animal” option open. You have to click on the last “Make A New Animal” tab, then close out of it and repeat. If you repeat these actions with great abundance for an acceptable amount of time you will eventually obtain the hidden option of a brand new animal. The animal, as you would’ve guessed by now, is bigfoot.

Bigfoot is described as a brown color with a tan face. He has a towering height and default pitch black eyes. Unlike the other animals, this one wears a pair of high top sneakers on his bigfeet which are said to vary in color between users. The background around him shows him in a thick wooded mountain range. You will also notice that there is no “choose animal” icon for bigfoot so if you consider choosing a different animal, know that it’ll be very hard to select bigfoot again. This animal is known among the Jammers who have been through this as Large Grandfoot. This is because when you go to the naming process, the name is set and no matter how much you try to change it by pressing on those arrows, it will always be “Large Grandfoot”.

By this time, you will be hesitant on creating this animal. There will be that feeling in your gut that something is not right, that “don’t do it” feeling. Despite your instincts, your curiosity will get the best of you and you will bring this animal back into existence. When you switch to Large, you will notice that he looks just like any other common animal. His actions and walk cycle are considered what you’d expect from an Animal Jam bigfoot. There is one problem that you might notice with the character though. When you go to customize him, you will be unable to make any changes to his default design and the only item you can add onto it are the high top sneakers that will be given to you when you create Large. The sneakers will be the same color as the one you saw in the picture.

If you decide to switch out into another animal or log out, Large will simply disappear from your list of animals without a trace and the experience will be over. If a friend comes in, they will not see bigfoot and will instead see the animal you were playing as last time. If you decide to continue, you are allowed to leave your den and explore Jamaa. Just be warned, after you leave your den no one will be allowed to follow you.

As you click on the globe/map, you will automatically be teleported to Jamaa Township. When you arrive, the first thing you will notice is the scenery of the place. It will be similar to the weather outside your home, dark and quiet. There will be no one there except for you in the uncharted server known as The Ashlands. The doors to the buildings will be caved in as the buildings themselves are overgrown and decaying. The feeling of abandonment will set in and you will feel your hands sweat as you start to move Large. The ground will be covered in a thick layer of plant-growth and there will be no music playing. The only audio available will be the sound of the creaking woods and the crunching of pine needles as you move Large around to observe the area.

You will be unable to go to any other place besides Sarepia Forest and the Adventure Base Camp. As you arrive to Sarepia Forest, the trees become denser and you will find yourself in a maze of vines as you notice that the screen is hardly visible. You might eventually see Large in the plant-growth, and will notice that when you move him, he will only be able to walk slowly. At this point in time, you might decide “Hey, I’m going to try to change animals”, frantically opening up the “switch animal” option only to discover that all your animals are gone and the option to create new ones are blocked off. You are stuck as Large for the remainder of the experience. As you explore, you’ll note that the Sarepia Theater has been torn down, bricks and rotting fabric scattered across the zone.

Nothing is really different at the Adventure Base Camp, except that all the portals will be broken down and will cease to work. You cannot access any of the other adventures during this time but there will also be a new sign near the deteriorated remains of “Return of the Phantoms” that will lead to a new adventure. Allegedly, the adventure is called "The Great Darkness", and when you get there, the weather will be the same as it was in Jamaa Township. You will be on a path in the woods that leads to a cold mountainous area that you must explore.

As you make your way down the path, you will notice a small collection of abandoned items dispersed in the undergrowth. They are worn down and tattered to the point where you will barely recognize what the items were. As you continue down the path, the feeling of anxiousness only gets worse as you as if something’s creeping up on you, ready to pounce you at any moment with its dark intentions. You might shudder at the thought of being observed like some kind of mouse being hunted by a sly predator. At this point you will also acknowledge that Large’s health is slowly declining due to the weather, giving you the dark impression that he will succumb to the dark and cold soon if you don’t do something.

A chill will go down your spine as you get to the trail that ascends up the mountainous region; your hands will start to shake at the anticipation. Something’s up there and you can feel it, but there’s no other way around unless you want to quit. Some of the Jammers that have played this far usually stop when they reach this point, saying that they could no longer bear the aura that they were receiving from the game. The Jammers that have continued gave a more detailed description of the ridge. If you decide to go up the trail, despite your fear, then that you will soon pass a dark, eerie cave. The cave cannot be entered at the moment so there’s no other option then to go up to the top. Snow will start to fall once you exit the trees, and at this moment if you manage to make it up to the top, you will come across some sort of overcast clearing.

The worn down items are said to be abundant here and there are many stones of different sizes that are covered in the blizzard’s tears. Approaching them will result in the paw button popping up. If you click on the buttons the snow will be brushed to the side revealing their true intentions. From what people have said, they are suspected to be the tombstones of Jammers who have been permanently banned.

The tombstones, however, are not the most unnerving aspect of the place. Supposedly, Jammers have gotten more intimidated by the statues surrounding the area, and for good reason. The statues are in the forms of all the animals available in Jamaa. They are described as a solid blue color, similar to how you can roll in Appondale’s mud and go to a snow fort or the penguin party to turn blue. Jammers have specified that the bizarre statues are laid out in an almost complete circle around the graveyard and give off the most awful sensations of unease. There is a portal in the middle of the graveyard that is assumed to be the exit, but it has also collapsed and some of the parts are missing; leaving you to believe that there is no exit out of the gloomy world.

There is nothing else to really do up at the clearing and you are allowed to go back down the trail. This is when Jammers are allowed to enter the cave and it has been concluded that there are many different endings to the adventure. The theory is that the high top sneakers that you obtained at the beginning depicts what will happen to Large. Some of them remain shrouded in mystery so some of the information may be inaccurate.

The black and red sneakers are seen as one of the creepiest ending because it results in Large going deep into the cave. As you descend into the cave, it gets pitch black and you hear faint whispering behind you. You will hear the sound of Large supposedly being knocked out or killed, this being implied when all his hearts go out at once due to the sound. It is then followed by a slow dragging noise. Jammers have said that they felt a dreadful presence outside their house when the dragging started and felt like they were being watched. About a minute in, the dragging stops and the screen goes back to the clearing where you’ll see the statue of Bigfoot, completing the circle. The sneakers are tied to the branch of a tree and are blowing in the wind. The adventure apparently ends here. Many Jammers have said that the eerie presence outside their house continued for the remainder of the night after playing the adventure.

The gray sneakers adventure results in going back to the clearing to search around more for an exit. Eventually, you will find a hidden trail and go down it, leading to another forest. When you go into the forest you will hear something following you, branches around you will make a snapping sound off-screen and will get a feeling of dread as you make your way down the road. After about five minutes of being bombarded with ominous sounds, you will eventually reach a secret portal where the adventure ends and you will get a prize. Everyone that has played the part of the gray sneakers so far have said that they’ve gotten a rare or beta for a prize. Jammers reported that they heard creepy noises around their homes after playing the adventure and felt like something was trying to get in.

The black and gold sneakers puts Large in the position of a mini-adventure where the broken down portal is clickable. You will get a message telling you to find the remaining parts of the broken portal in a certain amount of time. Various parts can be found around the map and you are required to search every area that is available to you. It is advised to go back to the beginning to start collecting and check the cave out later. The parts appear to be hidden in random places around the map every time the adventure is played so check carefully. Large’s health will also decline slowly in the amount of time you have. When you start searching the cave, be very careful. Unlike the black and red adventure, you will obtain a torch when you reach the cave but it is crawling with what are said to be phantoms that will chased you relentlessly inside and outside of the cave. If you lose your health to the phantoms or run out of time, which is when Large’s health will be gone, the screen will darken and you’ll hear a heavy breathing coming from within your home that will follow you all around the house. Nothing has been seen yet but you should try to complete the adventure to the best of your abilities or you might hear it the whole night through. If you do manage to fix the portal, the adventure will be completed, you’ll get a prize and will seemingly be okay for the remainder of the night.

The pink sneakers have weird results. You will try to find a way out but will be given no options. After searching for a bit, Jammers have exclaimed how the game gets glitchy, which led to the belief that the pink version was never truly finished. Everything starts to become distorted and will begin to disappear. Even Large will start to become invisible and parts of his body will start to disappear. You will be allowed to go out of the adventure’s boundaries, only to be greeted by many colored glitch patches. The game will usually crash or freeze, causing you to refresh or exit out of the page. Jammers have noted that it is usually easier to do glitches in the game after this has happened.

The purple sneakers adventure is similar to the black and hold sneakers sneakers adventure, except that one must deal with the graveyard instead. When you click on one of the tombstones a second time it will give you information about the about the banned Jammer, such as their user and random accessories that belonged to them. You must retrieve these items by searching for them in the snow within twelve minutes. None of the Jammers that have been spoken to manage to complete this quest and explain that when time runs out. Large’s health will simply vanish and he will drop into the sleeping action as they are kicked out of the adventure. It is rumored, however, that this might be a way to un-ban someone’s account.

The cyan sneakers relates to discovering a bridge around the clearing that is assumed to lead to the bottom of the cliff though nobody has completely made it through the whole bridge. As Jammers have made their way down the bridge they were overwhelmed by anxiety and would start to sweat because the bridge looked ragged and old. The bridge will apparently break at any random moment one is on it but the results are different. If you haven’t made it halfway through when it breaks you will be exited out of the adventure. If it breaks when you’re almost to the bottom you will find a portal and treasure chest with a prize inside and you can leave. If you’re halfway through, it is depicted on how much health Large has left. Jammers have said that upon going to sleep they would have nightmares of falling from heights regardless of how it ended.

There is little information about the white sneakers, except that it has to deal with finding another hidden path to an area with a seemingly frozen pond. Jammers have exclaimed that the temperature in their homes drop dramatically during this version of the adventure and remain that way for the rest of the night. Jammers have also said that they were finding extremely cold wet spots on their floors and carpets. It is almost unknown what the red sneakers do because the Jammers who’ve had the red sneakers don’t want to talk about the experience. It is supposedly the most scary and gruesome out of all of the endings and some of them even stopped playing the game afterward. They have advised that if you get the red sneakers to not continue playing as Large at all and to abort the game or to refresh the page.

It doesn’t matter what high top sneakers you got and when you finish the adventure, the game will go back to normal. You will appear in your den or in a populated Jamaa township as the animal you were playing as before Large. All of your animals will return but Largewill be nowhere in sight. If you were rewarded with a prize you get to keep it, but the high top sneakers will be gone. Though the game goes back to normal, keep in mind the after effects it can have on you and your account.

[paranomalyzone]

DR. JEFF MELDRUM: The Plausibility of SASQUATCH - Interview

What else can we say, other than we were beyond honored and excited to discuss the SCIENCE behind the legend of SASQUATCH w/ Professor of Anatomy & Anthropology, Author, Lecturer and renowned BIGOOT Field Researcher, DR. JEFFREY MELDRUM!  Sit back, enjoy and we guarantee you'll feel smarter by the end of this chat, ha!  THANK YOU, JEFF! 

Check out this episode!

[negativepositivevibes-blog]

United States to Solve Pork Epidemic A Satirical Look on the #MuslimBan Saad Athar

It’s no question that America’s current dilemma has centered around food-borne illnesses. The National Media reports, “About 90% of the American population has suffered some type of food-borne illness, 80% of these cases being caused directly by pig based foods. The FDA has cracked down on food production companies and has begun to impose strict rules on regulation and purchase. As quoted by President Ba-Foon with his signature charismatic peace sign, “We will do everything in our power to bring this nation’s food industry back to safety, we want to give the knowledge of what you eat back to you, the people.”

    Through intensive research in Ba-Foon’s campaign towards pinpointing the blame of the recent epidemic, the Ba-Foon administration has discovered pigs have been the main cause in infecting our nation. Ba-Foon’s Vice President, Whitey Supreme, had more to say on the matter, “Our FDA research shows that 20% of all pigs made ready for slaughter have been compromised, in order to ensure our nation’s safety, we have decided to eradicate most pigs from American food consumption.” Taking to wide protests outside the white house, one pork enthusiast remarked, “I don’t know how they can base an entire food product off only a few animals. 20% hardly seems like a rational number to make such a severe generalization with.”

    In response to this outcry, Secretary of State, Bandy Corrupter, further explained that these pigs are threats to our nation’s health, and despite only a few creating the epidemic, need to be heavily regulated. However, we have listened to the people, and have only banned companies that have been known to have more contaminated pigs than others. With a striking 8% more likeliness of contamination, the Ba-Foon Administration has completely disbanded Eastern Minorities Incorporated for Pork (EMIP). While creating quite a disturbance in the pork market, Ba-Foon has clearly stated, “Our trust is in Western Industries Pork (WIP). They have never let us down, and will continue to work for us, the American People. Activist Sonya Sarah stated, “This is ridiculous. The amount of contaminated pigs coming out of EMIP has only caused two major outbreaks. While this is still unacceptable and needs to be fixed, WIP has caused many local food-borne illnesses. Both companies need reform, both companies should be treated equally.” With recent polls and studies taken, Western Industries pigs have shown to have caused more illnesses in the nation than EMIP, questioning the reasoning of the Ba-Foon administration.  Local Political Icon Tami Bigoot responded to this saying, “Ba-Foon has done something spectacular. WIP works to serve us and only us, whereas EMIP simply cares to help freeloaders and foreigners with their cheap prices. WIP is the future, and if EMI activists cannot stand the idea, then they can leave. Trust me if they do not want to be here in this great nation, then someone else will take their spot.”

The executive order has been in effect since 2 AM Eastern time January 22nd, 2017. Unrest is seen on the web and on the streets as heated debates and protests unleash, with legal battles and lawsuits in the U.S increasing 45%. While Ba-Foon has been aware of the chaos, he seemed unable to answer any questions asked of him, he simply responds with, “Make Pork Great Again”.

[bigfootmountain]

“Sticks and stones may break my bones

But I don’t think a Squatch will ever hurt me

They bang and knock

To warn us off

When I’m sitting at the creek

I think I see them peek

Round from the biggest tree

I’m studying him

He’s studying me

I wonder what we’ll learn

If we stop making knocks

And ticking him off

I wonder what his demeanor wil be like

No be bangs and knocks

And throws them rocks

But I don’t think he’ll ever strike”

Poem by me, copyright April 2020 property of Sasysquatchgirl all rights reserved...

[indiemusik]

Deep Sea | Cayucas

[oatmealandaliens]

                                              Genuine.  Hoax.  Paranormal.  Scary as hell.

[theparanormalblog]

Video of Bigfoot Pictures/Sounds and My Thoughts on Bigfoot.

Hello there. Today I couldn't find anything to talk about, but i did find this video compilation of Bigfoot pictures, drawings, and sounds supposedly being made from Bigfoots. So I thought why don't I talk about my thoughts on Bigfoot and explain why I don't necessarily believe in it.

So let's talk about the main reason as to why I don't think Bigfoot exists. The answer is this, Bigfoot is one of those things, like aliens, that has been exploited SO many times by SO many people that any possible evidence I see now I just brush off as it being fake. Probably the one thing that really set me "over the edge" was the infamous 2008 Georgia Bigfoot freezer hoax. The one where the two guys claimed they had a dead Bigfoot in a freezer and they also had pictures of a Bigfoot family. It all sounded pretty real, especially when they personally invited Fox News's own Megyn Kelly to go see the body and report on it live. (this never actually happened because it was just a stunt they pulled on Megyn so she would believe them.) Ever since they said it was a hoax, the whole world was disappointed and angry, as was I. The only piece of evidence that sort of believe in is the Patterson footage. The Patterson footage, while the possibility of it being fake is very possible, there's just something about it that seems genuine. I'm on the fence about the whole video, but I'm kind of leaning towards it being real JUST a tiny bit. Let me quickly talk about all these TV shows. This is another thing that sort of makes me believe it doesn't exist. Since there are so many TV shows and specials about Bigfoot, it almost seems like it's just some TV gimmick to get views, especially "Finding Bigfoot". Nobody believes those guys. They just want the big paycheck from Animal Planet. At least that's what it seems like to me.

So yeah, those are my thoughts on Bigfoot. As of right now, I don't think he exists, but that doesn't mean that I completely rule out the possibility of it being real, but all these stupid TV Shows and hoax cases aren't really helping to prove it exists. There was a species of giant apes called gigantopithecus, and those looked VERY similar to Bigfoot, so it's possible that a branch off species of those things could still exist. So yeah, hope you enjoyed my thoughts and the video I provided for you to watch. Tomorrow will be a regular news post.

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