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he bites {reblogs appreciated}
#bitches will ask#is anyone gonna lion motif that qforever?#and not wait for an answer#im bitches#q!forever#qsmp#fanart#mushroom art spores#its a shitty doodle cause im workig on christmas presets
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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?
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#asks#anonymous#i feel like you sent this to make me feel better after I was bitching but as a certified 5’4 binch no I do not think height differences#are predatory. thank you for the ask though
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Bruh. He tried not to shake her hand. He didn't look at her. He didn't say her name. Harris did the opposite.
We've all worked with a dick like that who thinks he's better than you, a woman. Fuck that noise.
#random#kamala harris#donald trump#us politics#politics#democrats#republicans#us elections#election 2024#2024 presidential election#presidential debate#some men are triggered by this post#maybe quit being hysterical and stop being little bitches? i know thats asking too much for you snowflakes
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#ldpdl the helen of troy of vampires#daniel molloy#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#danstat#lesdaniel#loustat#danlou#loudaniel#danloustat#i never learned their ship names beyond loustat and at this point im too afraid to ask#iwtv#interview with the vampire#c.txt#mine#dying to see these two on screen together theyre gonna have a bitch off
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I just want you to know that your Tucker the Eunch and Lady Normal girl art as well as your Corvojess art has me in a chokehold in the best way possible.
It’s so good!
thank you both for the compliment and for this excuse to draw corvojess <3 <3
(commission info // tip jar!)
#corvo's in a good mood btw his resting bitch face (resting guard dog face??) is just too strong#corvojess#corvo attano#jessamine kaldwin#emily kaldwin#dishonored#jessamine lives au#dishonored 2#dh2#my doods#thanks for the ask!#askbox closed
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Does Shifty stay behind with Ford during Roadside Attraction and have a heart to heart?
something like that.
#gee shifty where did you learn your conflict resolution skills. from emotionally stunted old men? Oh wait#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#shifty#shapeshifter gravity falls#live ford reaction#fyi shifty IS kinda being a bitch on purpose here#ask#argentarachnids#nicky
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I love the difference between “Shen Jiu intentionally had child Shen Yuan” vs “Oops! He’s here now!” AUs because the difference between how Shen Jiu treats Shen Yuan is so night and day.
“This is my beautiful precious son who is better than everyone else here and if you even look at him I’ll kill you”
Vs.
“I hope that fuckass child who is NOT related to me in ANY WAY falls of the mountain and fucking dies. No you still can’t look at him. No reason.”
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#how dare this child just show up at the peak and be chosen by me#this is an outrage#I fucking hat this bitch#no one else can have him tho and if you ask I’ll shit in your bed
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I enjoy your Dream
he looks so handsome 👉👈



I don't know how to write flirting :)
#i got embarrassed drawing this :)#guys how do u flirt???#im still flustered by this drawing and im the bitch who drew it >:/#dream love i think u need to chill#utmv au#my art#undertale alternate universe#dreamtale#dream!sans#dreamtale dream#dreamtale!sans#dream sans#sunders asks#utmv#undertale au#undertale#au undertale#im I'm probably gonna draw human dream now cause hes pretty and cause i can
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PLEASREE PLEASE SHOW MORE EQUIGAM ART PLEASE!!!!!!



When in doubt — post yaoi art. Or however the saying goes. Perchance.
#doodle#homestuck#gamzee makara#equius zahhak#equigam#thanks for the ask!#and sorry it took so long lol#why the fuck did i decide to ship the two bitches with the akwardest to mash together names possible#and i cant come up with something cute cus people wouldn't know wtf I'm talking about#also i have basically zero imagination#i saw the twitter hs ship pole and that equigam was in it BUT FOR MY OWN GOOD#i decided not to follow it cus i would get insanely tilted lol#apparently it already caused some funny drama so I'm not missing out lmao#anyway I've been preoccupied with Halloween prepping and planing my costume#so wish me luck in making hs horns for the first time lol
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was thinking about how they'd be best friends + trying out this new line art brush and thus this happened
line art under the cut!
peter in LoF will be Miles' mentor but also,, that's his little brother. their sibling energy is off the charts
#leap of faith ao3#ao3#peter parker#leap of faith catch me if you can#miles morales#but it's LoF au#before anyone asks: no this isn't happening in LoF#i just wanted to doodle them cause they're silly#but this is LoF miles#also i downloaded a comic font finally#saved myself the headache of lettering by hand#this new brush looks great but boy is it a bitch and a half to work with#i'll figure it out but at the cost of my sanity#that i still have
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there should be a way to get pregnant without actually making a baby, I wanna swell up like a knocked up whore but I don’t have what it takes to be a mom
#send r3pe threats#tranny#desperate wh0re#send asks#r4p3 m3#dumb wh0re#trans nsft#r@pe k!nk#r@pe play#bd/sm breeding#breeding bitch#bbc breeding#breeding k1nk#breeding pet#breeding toy#f0rced breeding#somno breeding#submisive and breedable#t4t breeding
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Is it okay to be masc as a trans girl
why are you asking for my permission? I'm not a cop and you don't know me. I'm a stranger on the internet. why is my opinion being weighed here? trans girls are allowed to do literally whatever they want forever.
#ask xenasaur#i mean. not *literally* whatever. bc some of u bitches r in the military and that's not okay
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I know some people on here tend to think of this as a gimmick blog so forget that I'm like, a person but I don't think some of y'all know how much it means to me to be able to teach literally anyone anything.
I'm a severely disabled person (part of why it takes me Forever to answer asks sometimes lol), I can't work and I can't finish college.
Being a legit teacher has been my dream since I was SO little and while I've gotten to teach more than a couple times, my disabilities eventually made anything like that completely impossible. Which was CRUSHING for me.
This blog was literally just a desperate last-ditch effort for me to keep up my interest in my studies and stay away from deathly depression.
To have people asking me questions so I can ramble or thanking me and saying they've learned ANYTHING AT ALL from me isn't even something I've wished for since my illness' got worse because it seemed so impossible.
(That's the biggest reason I save every ask like that instead of replying. Asks thanking me or chattering about what you've learned from me are such a treasure to me, I can't bear to post them and maybe lose them.)
I cannot express how much I appreciate y'all but thanks, fr. Much love to you all. 💕
#sex education#asks#lemme be sappy for a second#it won't last long (bc im a bitch)#but i wanted to say it anyway <3
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lance… where's ur king lance…


Oops… we might have hit a sore spot
Say hi to King Arthur everybody! I’ve been waiting to drop this bombshell for a bit but! SatBK was 5 years ago for Lance! He hasn’t seen Sonic in a long, long time.
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Lance is so hard to draw but I have too much in store for him so 😭 I was also supposed to post this tomorrow but I’m impatient,,, my bad
Unrelated but I’ve been listening to so many songs that I kinda assigned each sonic pair to one 😭 lmk if anyone is interested in hearing them
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#sonic ask blog#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sth#satbk sir lancelot#guys I can finally tag him#satbk king arthur#satbk#sonic and the black knight#these bitches gay#sonadow#lansoni
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What are your thoughts on Andor S2 and THAT ending?
I LOVED IT!! STOP TAKING IT IN BAD FAITH AND THINKING OF IT AS A TROPE, IT’S A CONTINUATION OF THE SHOW’S THEMES/DISCUSSIONS!!!! THAT BABY REPRESENTS THE FUTURE!! IT REPRESENTS THE FACT THAT WHILE CASSIAN’S FIGHTING FOR A SUNRISE HE’LL NEVER SEE, FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL GET TO SEE THAT SUNRISE!!!!!! SAME AS KLEYA GETS TO SEE THE SUNRISE!!! ITS ABT THE THEMES!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT A DUMB TRAGIC TROPE!!!!!!!!!!!

#I CRIED!!!!!!!!! A LOT!!!#andor#andor spoilers#AND IT REPRESENTS WHAT HES HAD TO GIVE UP. HE WONT SPEND TIME W FAMILY BUT HE DOES THIS SO OTHERS/HIS LOVED ONES CAN#also on bix criticism SHE HAD TO GET WRITTEN OUT THE SHOW SOMEHOW. SHES NOT IN ROGUE ONE#LIKE IT WAS DISAPPEARING OR DYING AND AT LEAST THIS WAY IMPLIES A HAPPY ENDING *AND* ACTUALLY IS THEMATICALLY RELEVANT TO THE SHOWS THEMES#idk i get how it can be annoying but andor isnt that kinda show it doesnt do tropes it does insightful brilliant stuff#that u can analyse every second of#the jyn n cassian tag was a HELLHOLE after the finale. COPARENTING BITCH!! COPARENTING!!! USE UR NOODLE!!!#thanks for the ask!
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It honestly feels like they're getting more and more blatant every beast update
Silent Salt might as well just propose to White Lily in the next one the way things are going
Mystic Flour: I want that cookie so fucking bad
Burning Spice: I WANT THAT COOKIE SO FUCKING BAD!!!
Shadow Milk: I want that cookie so fucking bad HAHAHA I GOT HIM I GOT THE COOKIE I GOT HIM HE'S MINE I WIN I WIN!!! who said I want that cookie? Huh? Who said that? WHO SAID THAT???? FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT THAT COOKIE!!! KYS!!!!!!!!!
Eternal Sugar:
I want that cookie so fucking bad~~~
Silent Salt: 😶🤟 -> 💐😶💍 -> 😶💜⚜️💚❓
Mark this shit on y'all's calendars watch me become Nostradamus in real time
#Shadow Milk is just butthurt he fumbled a baddie#everyone else is getting what they wanted#Flour got to touch her man's face#Spice got his queen to step on him#Sugar gets to take her sweetheart on a magic carpet ride#Salt will probably get a “yes” to his proposal let's be real here they really are escalating with these episodes#by the game's epilogue they'll all be married and Shadow and Vanilla will still be having issues lol#Holly and Sugar will be enjoying Holly's retirement together and Shadow will still be impossible#Flour will be accepted by Dark Choco as a mother figure and Shadow will still be behaving like a grumpy cat#Spice + Cheese will have had the two fankids I made up and be a happy family and Vanilla is still trying to coax Shadow out of the fridge#Salt and Lily slow dancing under the moonlight on their 500th anniversary... Shadow finally agrees to see a relationship counselor atp#Shadow+Vanilla always the bridesmaids and never the brides :') serves Shadow right for being such a bitch tbh#cookie run kingdom#burningcheese#goldenspice#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#hollysugar#eternalberry#mysticcacao#silentlily#merchant asks
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